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Taking a mobile photo of your cutest self is now a standard girls item.
But there is one question!
Is the "cute" you think of yourself really cute for others?
A forbidden card game in which people and their individual values are questioned!
And that is...
"MOBA Car Battle" First Prize Card!
This time's players are...
Kojima Haruna and...
P.E. student and well-to-do girl...
Newcomer Chimaga Haruka!
Now, let me introduce you to the battle cards we will be holding!
What kind of MOBA car has been chosen?
Battle Card... Gum Up!
Ah, I'm scared!
Kojima's battle cards are...
These five cards!
Meanwhile, Shimada's battle cards are... These five cards!
These battle cards are obtained from MOBA companies that use them for blogs and such.
Among them, the MOBA company battle committee has chosen these without telling the players.
Kojima, you have quite a few of these, don't you?
I don't remember seeing about three of these.
Huh?
I don't remember seeing them.
Where did you get them from?
Yeah.
Shimada, you really have to pay attention when you're doing the same pose, don't you?
It's a one-pattern, isn't it?
I'm not used to taking pictures like this.
Then, let's announce the theme for this battle!
We asked 100 boys of the same generation.
Among the five pictures, which one do you think is the cutest, sexiest, most relaxing, and most intellectual MOBA company?
This time, we asked 100 boys of the same generation in each city to distribute five of the cutest and most intellectual cards.
The cutest number of those cards will be the number of each card.
In other words...
The number of 100 cards can be divided neatly...
Or it can be divided into one piece like this.
For each theme, the player must choose a card that is expected to have a high support rate.
As a result...
The one with the highest support rate will win!
Moreover, you can never use the card you used once again.
So, which theme you use for which card will determine the outcome of the battle!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Kojima will go first.
Which genre will you choose first?
- From intellectuals. - Intellectuals!
- She chose intellectuals! - Intellectuals.
Card select.
- Kojima probably already knows what this is. - Yes, I do.
- I think it's No. 5. - I think it's No. 2.
- No. 2 is... - It's No. 5.
- Because it has a beat. - Yes, that's right.
- No. 2 is a little different. The genre is different. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - I don't know where Shimada's intellectualness comes from.
- So, Shimada... - Yes. - What about No. 3 and No. 3?
- Huh? Is it No. 2 or No. 5? - No. 2 and No. 5 are confused.
- No, No. 2 is different. - No, No. 3 and No. 2 are different.
Out of the five cards, which one was most supported by the same generation of intellectuals?
Moba car. Shot.
- This one! - This one!
- Oh! - Oh!
Each of them chose this card. The reason is...
- I'm trying to look intellectual in this picture. - Yes.
- But if it's a boy of the same generation, I don't think I'd go that deep.
- So, this... What was it? - This.
- Telecommunications. - Telecommunications? - Yes. - So, intellectual...
- That's all you had? - No!
- Why do you have telecommunications?
- Because there were telecommunications there. - Cool!
What about you, Shimada?
- For me, it's straight forward, but...
- It's like I'm in a house. Rather than mature, it makes me look intellectual. - I see.
- What about you, Takahashi? - I think it's No. 1.
- Well, I do look intellectual, no matter what I do.
- Now, let's announce the support rate of fate!
- Out of the 100 people, which support rate do you think was chosen by the same generation of intellectuals?
- First, Kojima Haruna.
- Ah, this is too scary!
- 19%. - Wow! - Amazing! - I can't see which one is which. - High school, Shimada Haruka.
- 10%. - Wow!
- Really? - Wow!
- You didn't say it on average? - It's 20% on average, so we didn't say it on average.
The reason why Kojima-san's card number 5 wasn't supported is...
It looks like a commemorative photo of her holding a phone for the first time.
The reason why Shimada-san's card number 5 wasn't supported is...
She doesn't seem to be thinking of anything.
- This is better than I thought. - By the way...
Both Shimada-san and Kojima-san...
Both of you had a card that was supported by 40% of people in this genre.
First of all, Kojima-san's card number 2 was supported by 40%.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I didn't say it!
The reason why Kojima-san's card number 2 was supported by 40% of people is...
It looks like she's at a student council meeting.
- I didn't say it! - I didn't say it!
Also, it looks like she's playing, but she's studying behind the scenes.
- That's right! - That's right!
As you can see, Kojima-san's intellectual support rate is high.
The reason why Kojima-san's card number 2 was supported by 40% of people is...
Shimada-san's card also had a card that was supported by 40%.
- What do you think, Shimada-san? - Number 1. The number 1 that Takamine-san said.
- Is it number 1? - No, number 4 is supported by 40%.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Number 4! - It looks like she's playing, but she's studying behind the scenes.
- The reason is... - Yes?
It looks like she's good at sports and studying.
- I didn't say it! - I didn't say it!
It looks like she's playing, but she's studying behind the scenes.
In addition, it is supported that her facial expressions are stable, and No. 4 is an intelligent first prize card.
The winner of the battle will be given the number of points for the card they drew.
The next theme will be decided by Shima, who lost in the previous battle.
- Cute! - Cute!
- I see. - I see.
Card select.
- Well, I've already decided. - Oh, you have?
Out of all the cards I drew, I thought this one was the cutest.
Well, it depends on whether or not it suits the male audience.
On the other hand, which card will Kojima choose from the remaining four cards?
Mobile car shot.
- This one! - This one!
'Cute' is a theme where men and women look at each other differently.
Could it be...
- Why did you take that picture? - I'm not cute at all, but...
- If it's a girl, I think it's number one. - It's number one!
- It's definitely number one! - I thought it was number one!
- But... - It's number one, right?
- You can make it your girlfriend... - You can make it sexy...
- You're still wrong. - What?! Isn't this cute?
- It's... - Takashi, what number is it? - It's number two!
- It's number two! It's definitely number two! - Eh?!
- Eh, why, by the way, did you choose this as number one?
- Even fans say 'this is cute', but I don't do it.
- Ah, this picture? - Yes.
- They say 'I'm putting it on the waiting screen'. - Ehh...
- So, from a man's point of view, I think it's this one. - Ohh...
- Seriously... - Well then, let's announce the order of fate!
First, Haruka Shimada.
Fifty percent.
- Why is it like that?!
Second place, Haruna Kojima.
19%.
The card selector made a mistake.
This is why Shimada-san's first card was supported.
She has a young lady's atmosphere and is cute.
Her clothes and hair are also fluffy.
Shimada-san's second card, which was chosen by Takahashi-san, had a support rate of 5%.
What did you say?
I can't see it at all.
Shimada's prediction is well in place.
The first card was supported by half of the men.
This is why Kojima-san's first card was not supported.
Her cute pose is irritating.
What about the first card?
Takahashi-san's first card, which was chosen by Takahashi-san, had a support rate of 17%.
What?
What's wrong with you?
The third card, which was chosen by Takahashi-san, had a support rate of 3%.
This is why Takahashi-san's first card, which was chosen by Takahashi-san, had a support rate of 3%.
Shimada-san got 50 points in one go and took a step forward.
Kojima-san, please choose a genre.
I want to make you my girlfriend.
Card select.
This is hard.
By the way, what and how many cards does Shimada have?
Three and four.
They're both the same.
Until now, Kojima hasn't chosen a card with an average of 20% or more.
This time...
Moba-car, shot.
This one!
Oh!
That's why you came!
The two men's hearts that they want to make their girlfriends. How did you choose?
I was wondering for a moment.
Well, I made Valentine's Day chocolates.
I was wondering if I could make it feminine.
Feminine?
I was wondering if I could make it feminine.
I put it in beauty mode.
I thought it was far from reality to make it my girlfriend.
So I chose feminine.
I love it.
Being feminine and cute are different, right?
If you want to make it your girlfriend, I think you should have a ponytail.
It's like you're doing sports.
Let's announce the support rate of fate!
Kojima Haruna is in first place.
Sixteen percent.
Wow!
It's low.
Kojima doesn't know anymore.
High school, Shimada Haruka.
Twenty percent.
The reason why Kojima-san's card wasn't supported is...
She can't catch words.
What is it?
The first-class card she wants is number four.
A natural smile shook a man's heart.
On the other hand, whether Shimada's long hair was good or not, the fifth card gained high support.
Shimada spreads the lead.
But we don't know the match yet!
This is important, sexy and healing.
- Sexy! - Sexy!
They went with sexy!
Cards, select.
- I don't know! - I don't know!
Which do you like more, your collarbone or your glasses?
What?
- This is a battle of your collarbone and your glasses. - A battle of my collarbone and my glasses? What is that?
- Is there such a thing? - I'm still...
- I'm lost! - Lost in what?
- I still have "healing" left, right? - Yeah.
- I'm wondering which one is "healing". - Oh, that one, right?
"Stretch", "Shot".
This one!
Number four.
They each have two cards left.
What is their strategy?
- I was wondering which one is "healing" first. - Oh, I see.
- It's that one. - Yeah.
- It was in "intellectual" earlier. - Yeah.
- So I thought it might be in the "sexy smart voice" genre. - I see!
- I don't have any sexy elements. - Yeah.
- I thought this might be it. - No, I don't have any sexy elements.
I thought number two might be "healing".
Now, let's announce the order of fate.
First, Kojima Haruna.
20%.
High school, Shimada Haruka.
Zero percent.
There it is! Finally!
This isn't sexy!
This isn't sexy at all!
The reason why Shimada-san's card number four wasn't supported is...
There is no sexiness at all.
Shut up!
That's all.
Shut up!
That's right.
There's nothing more to say, right?
That's all.
By the way, there was one more card left for Shimada-san, right?
Yes, yes.
If Shimada-san had put out that card number two...
Yes?
...the support rate would have been...
...fifty-five percent.
Wow!
It's definitely that one!
Wow!
That's what I thought!
Oh, no!
Oh!
You're a cool guy!
Shimada has made a mistake!
He was told that the part where he touches his hair is sexy!
The reason why Shimada-san's card number two wasn't supported is...
His mouth may look sexy...
...but his glasses are nothing.
No way!
I don't like glasses!
It's the opposite!
I don't like glasses!
The remaining card number one...
...was supported the most of these five cards.
It's the collarbone!
Wow!
With the glasses and the collarbone...
...the support rate for the collarbone has increased!
The winning Kojima gets more points!
The gap has shrunk to thirty-one points!
The theme of the final battle is "to be healed"!
Here are the remaining cards!
Could it be...
Shimada, tell us the reason you left them out!
He's got his forehead out...
...so it looks like he's in a good mood.
By the way, is he bare-faced?
I think it's almost like he's bare-faced.
Oh...
What about you, Kojima?
Um... sexy and soothing.
- Sexy and soothing? - That's not true.
But Kojima usually smells like something soothing.
- Is he soothing you? - Not yet.
Let's announce the truth of fate!
Shimada Haruka.
Ten percent.
Oh!
That's low! Kojima!
More than 31 percent!
I won!
I knew you'd win!
What about you, Kojima?
Kojima Haruna.
Fifteen percent.
What a shame!
Kojima, is there a reason you want to know?
For reference only.
The reason why Kojima's number one card wasn't supported in the "soothing" genre...
...is that it's too eye-catching and unsettling.
On the contrary!
That's a good thing!
Kojima's "soothing" first-class card was number five.
It was popular for its laid-back atmosphere.
On the other hand, Shimada's number three card was the most eye-catching.
And so...
This battle is...
Seventy against fifty-four...
...and Shimada wins!
March of this year.
A.K.A. B-Girls!
The average age of 17 years old and 6 members of golden age
will attempt to get more than 3.4% of the average viewership of the past six months.
However...
The first and second attempts were a failure!
And the third attempt, which A.K.A. B-Girls chose with a lack of 48%,
was finally...
3.8%!
Amazing! They managed to get more than 3.4%!
However...
3.4% is only the average viewership of the past six months.
Which means...
If you get more than 4.3%, you'll get more than 3.4%.
If you don't get more than that, you'll be penalized.
And the final round of last week!
What is their viewership rate?!
The day after the broadcast...
Good morning! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
What?! What is this?!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Huh?!
No, I thought it might be interesting.
No, it's not interesting!
Now, we've finally reached the last vote.
Ta-dah!
I'll announce it now.
2.8%!
What?!
Eh? Eh, really? Will it work?
No, no, no. It won't work.
And with that, the Golden Age Penalty Game has been decided!
Its pattern will be revealed soon!
After this, the long-awaited new song will be revealed!
It will be released on May 15!
AKB48's first regular overseas concert has been decided!
From May 15, they will hold regular concerts in Singapore!
The sister group SK48 will also appear!
Look forward to it!
It will be released on May 25!
The long-awaited new song that SK48 will release with their energy this summer!
"Everyday Gajusya"!
Tonight, we'll show you the music video as soon as possible!
When the sun starts to shine brighter than it did yesterday,
I want to change into a pure white T-shirt and invite you right now!
We look at the same scenery
We've been friends for many years
While taking off your headband
You suddenly turned around
Just the wind, just your smile, for some reason
While taking off your headband, like untying your long hair
The night you fell in love with me
Every day, could you show girl?
I can't say for sure, but yes
Every, every day
Could you show girl?
Go-kart, unreasonable marriage!
Next week, unreasonably fist-fighting!
With special guests, unreasonably will be even more powerful!