AISubs v3.6
January 2008.
A.K.A.B. for the first time on TV!
A.K.A.B.48, their first TV show on earth, begins!
At the time, the average age of A.K.A.B. members including Maeda Atsuko, Takahashi Minami, and Oshima Yuko was about...
17.1 years old!
Then, three years passed.
"Are we alive?" "Do we want to live tomorrow?"
Now, their CD singles continue to hit millions of hits.
They have grown into an unpopular national idol group.
Meanwhile...
A new wind blows for A.K.A.B.48, and it is...
Their average age is 17 years old.
They are in the same age group as the members of "Banglistar".
Who called them?
This is how people call them.
"New Generation Golden Age"!
They will challenge the average viewership rate of "AK- Bingo" for the past six months.
Their average viewership rate is 3.4%.
Their name is "AK-Bingo Special Edition"!
"AK-Beginner"!
AK-Beginner
You guys are having fun, aren't you?
Yeah!
You guys are excited, aren't you?
Yeah!
That's right!
The average win rate is not more than 3.4!
Wow!
That's pretty good!
If you don't work hard...
If you don't work hard, you won't be able to do it!
If you do this, you'll think you can do it!
Wow!
What do you think, Kento and Kaoru?
Yes! It's high!
Look at you!
You don't know how high it is, do you?
It's high!
First of all, we're here today because we're worried about you guys!
The seniors of AKB!
Wow!
New Generation Special Skill Challenge!
Those who are stars always have a special skill that hides everything else!
For example...
Ah!
Wow!
This time even though this is their special skill, they're going to perform it one after another one after another
Um, but we would like our seniors to perform this skill!
Wow!
I slipped more than I expected, so please forgive me.
These six people will show their special skills this time!
A physical education major, Haruka Shimada!
The youngest sister, Miyu Takeuchi!
A self-proclaimed comedian, Mina Oban!
A smile-boosting healer, Anna Mori!
A hard worker, Maria Nagao!
A researcher's lethal weapon, Miyori Itsukawa!
What special skills will she show us?
Let's find out! Here is her first special skill!
Haruka Shimada's tossing serve!
She was a captain of a tennis club in high school.
What is this tossing serve all about? Let's find out!
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm going to hit the tube over there with my serve!
It's about five meters from Shimada to the tube.
Will the former tennis club captain's tough tossing serve work?
Here I go!
Three, two, one...
Wow!
She succeeded in one shot!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Mina, you're amazing!
Amazing!
Mina Oban's Toro Liking!
Mina Oban, who loves Toro so much, has become a drink instead of a serve!
Let's see what she can do!
Mina Oban's Toro Liking!
She starts with a low serve!
It's about five meters from the tube!
With soy sauce.
Let's eat!
Wow!
This is why I work!
Ichikawa Miori's stone head!
The circumference of the head is only 45 centimeters!
Ichikawa's head is smaller than Hatt's.
What does this mean?
Let's find out!
Ouch!
That was just a pain.
No, no, no!
If you had been hit, you would have said "ouch!"
I've been hit!
So...
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Don't get hurt!
Don't lick the tube!
I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
Ouch!
What was that sound?
How was it?
Damn it!
Obamina's "Mahazuki"!
This time, Obamina has a glorious past of winning in a future race contest.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well then, please!
Well then, I'd like to move "mahazuki" to "gotsubu" and "maha" from now on!
Oh!
Too late! Too late! Too late!
Too late! Too late!
This is bad.
It's too early for the first one!
It's too early!
It's too early for the fourth one!
It's too early for the fifth one!
Yes!
Well, you can't do it anymore after you got "tsutsuki"
You can do it, right?
I can do it.
I may not be able to do it.
Hey!
Takeuchi Miyu's "no-damage-kaiten-isen"!
Takeuchi has been learning ballet since he was little.
No matter what happens, he is confident that nothing will go wrong.
Well then, please!
Here we go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Hey!
It's a little frustrating, but it's amazing!
But I think I can do it, too!
You can't do it?
It's a high-speed turn!
High-speed turn!
If you say so, let's do it!
Wow!
Thank you!
It was fast, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I won!
Don't try to make sense of it!
Don't do it!
Animal art by Mago and Maria!
I'd like to draw an animal.
Oh!
Kyoto-san, what kind of animal do you like?
Hmm...
Chanja.
Chanja is a different animal.
I'd like to draw a chicken.
Kyoto said she'd draw a chicken.
Okay, I'm done!
It's a chicken!
It's ugly!
It's delicious!
It's ugly, isn't it?
If you say I'm good at it,
I'm good at living myself.
No, no, that's a big mistake.
Morianda's fake family crest!
What's this?
It's a time when I grew up
yearning for an adult
with a family crest.
Well then, thank you!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Instant impersonation of Maria Nagao!
I will do an impersonation of that famous Major League player.
That famous tennis player, Sharappa, will do an impersonation of the voice when he hits the serve.
By the way, the impersonation we've been practicing lately is an impersonation of a tennis player, Federer.
Miyogoro of Ichikawa Prefecture!
Actually, Ichikawa Prefecture doesn't have many friends.
That's why they try to get along with all kinds of creatures.
Now, let's get started!
I wonder what kind of friends will come today.
How is it?
Huh? Are you hungry?
Hang in there a little longer.
Yeah! Ah! There are a lot of friends!
(drumroll)
No, no, no!
Bad boys! Bad boys!
Bye-bye!
That's all for "Special Skills Ten Years of Punishment"!
Let's continue!
Acting, drama, stage performance, and other common acting skills are the proof of being a star!
And with that...
New Generation Acting Skills Battle!
This time, we have Dr. Foot's Yonamine-san, who is also known as "Senpai-tachi", to help us out.
She's going to help us out and give us a challenge to make our feet hurt!
Out of the six of you, only one of you will actually get hurt or disappointed.
The other five of you will have to act as if you're being pushed by someone.
Will they be able to deceive the senpai members with their acting skills?
By the way, three years ago, the senpai members also challenged themselves with this project and showed great acting skills!
Ouch! Ouch!
Even though they haven't done anything wrong, their great acting skills...
Their acting skills are the proof of being a star!
First of all, let's see how painful it is to be disappointed!
Ouch! Ouch!
Even though you're young?!
Ouch! Ouch!
Can you do it now?
Maybe someone will fall.
This is too painful.
Let's start the acting battle!
Think about who is disappointed in front of the TV.
Let's start one by one.
The first one is Takeuchi.
Let's start!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
How do you feel?
She fell!
Can you give an example of pain?
It's like a strong version of a headache.
Like a strong version of a headache.
It's hard to understand.
Nagao Ashiya sensei, please!
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts!
She fell!
Really?
What kind of pain was it, Nagao?
Abdominal pain?
The next one is Shimada.
Let's start!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's what I said!
Does it hurt again?
My ring finger?
Ouch!
She fell again!
The next one is Mori.
Let's start!
It's gone suddenly, hasn't it?
Ouch!
It hurts!
It hurts! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
How much did it hurt?
Did it hurt that much?
What kind of pain was it?
It hurt so much that I can't even speak.
What's with you?
Was there such a class ninja?
Yes, yes, there was.
Let's continue.
Start!
Ouch!
Stop it!
It fell.
How did it hurt?
Pin heel?
It felt like I was being pushed.
Ah, I see.
Where were you being pushed?
I was being pushed by Tsuchifumazu.
Ah, I see.
It hurts.
Let's continue with the last one.
Ichikawa, start!
Ouch!
It hurts, Ichikawa?
Stop it!
Ouch!
Stop it!
Was it okay?
It was funny, wasn't it?
It was funny, but it was amazing.
What? Is it a bone?
Bone! Bone!
Where did it happen?
Bone, bone, bone.
There is only one person
who is really hurt and disappointed.
The other five people are completely lying.
Finally,
please look at me.
Ichikawa sensei, start!
Ouch!
Sayulee, stop! Stop!
Did you get it?
You didn't get it at all!
Only Ichikawa was like this and this.
Who was really disappointed?
What do you think, seniors and juniors?
One, two...
Morianda-chan!
Morianda!
Oh!
Why?
We haven't seen a crying girl yet.
She was really desperate.
Then, on the contrary, you said you definitely wouldn't choose her?
Who?
What's the reason?
Your reaction is too much of a variety show.
A new generation of Golden Age has shown quite a famous performance.
What is the correct answer?
Everyone, together!
"I'm disappointed" start!
The correct answer will be announced later!
A performance battle by a new generation of Golden Age!
Who was the only one who was really disappointed?
Everyone, together!
"I'm disappointed" start!
The one who was really disappointed was...
Shinano!
So, the one who received "I'm disappointed" was Shinano!
Shinano!
You were the one who was really disappointed!
Shinano!
What is this variety show, you bastard!
You bastard!
Amazing!
Morianda-chan, you're amazing!
Amazing!
You even cried yourself!
Yes, I'm a dry eye.
She said she's a dry eye.
Now, here is "Fresh Air"!
Full of sexy adult sexiness!
Please listen to the new song of sbn48, which will be released next week!
Please love me right now
I'm lonely and trembling
Can I move on?
I'm introduced by my friends
I'm a good man
Your gentle smile and innocent gaze
are making me more and more fascinated,
I'm in love with you!
Give me a kiss right here and now,
and let's start our romance!
Hey, I want you to take my lips away from me,
and force me to do it!
Give me a kiss right here and now,
and I don't care if anyone else sees us!
I don't want to go home yet,
so give me a kiss!
Give me love right now,
and hold me in your arms!
I don't want to be away from you,
even for a second!
Give me love right now,
and hold me in your arms!
Give me love that burns in my heart!
Give me love right now,
and hold me in your arms!