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From last week, the members' shocking prank project has begun!
Tonight, it will be revealed!
Where is it all starting from?!
It all starts from here!
Until now, in order to deceive the members who have been caught up in various pranks and have already become a lump of alertness,
this time, a strategy that will be the biggest scale in the show has been prepared!
And that is...
Since 2011, a renewed, new AK-bing's prank strategy!
In order to renew it, it seems like MC Bad Boys will graduate!
A fake new MC, Heisei Nobushikobushi will be sent in as a trigger!
With complete preparation, various pranks will attack the members!
What kind of reaction will the target have?!
This is a prank quiz project!
Just what kind of pranks are waiting for us tonight?!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors!
A.K.B's renewal prank!
What If Teenagers Don't Get Nervous?!
This target is A.K.B's number one reaction queen, Yuki Kashiwagi!
A.K.B's "What If Teenagers Don't Get Nervous?!" is a prank where teenagers get nervous and eat soba noodles.
However, due to A.K.B's carelessness, only Yuki Kashiwagi's machine breaks down!
A.K.B's director desperately tries to fix the machine, but the program producer gets angry and is cornered!
Finally, A.K.B's director secretly asks Yuki Kashiwagi to pretend to be nervous!
Although Yuki Kashiwagi isn't nervous at all, she has to take a fake reaction!
After the game, when Yuki Kashiwagi asks Yuki Kashiwagi to pretend to be nervous, what will she say?!
One, two, three, open!
Yes!
Please call me today.
My whole body muscles are already "Hello, warning"!
Thank you for your advice!
I thought you'd only say that!
I didn't know you'd say something like that!
So, what did you say?
I said, "Eh, anyway, it hurts!" and it feels like I'm being pinched with a needle.
That's a good Rosé impression.
By the way, Watanabe wants to go back to her hometown Kagoshima!
What will Kashiwagi say?!
The "fake reaction" to eat soba noodles with nervousness starts now!
Here it comes!
At first, there's someone who seems to be in charge of variety.
Minegishi!
First, the "fake person" Minegishi will show Kashiwagi his reaction!
I'm the "fake person", but I think this is where Minegishi will do her best!
Do your best!
Ready...
Start!
The water is starting to shake!
She can't drink the water!
Even though she showed us enough of her "fake person" side...
Kashiwagi's face!
By the way, if you were to compare that pain to something...
If you were to compare it to something?
It's like you've touched a really angry Pikachu.
Minegishi-san, thank you for your hard work.
Kashiwagi was able to see Minegishi's serious reaction.
This is bad!
Let's stop recording for now.
It's finally time for Kashiwagi to put a low frequency device on her.
If we put a low frequency device on Kashiwagi...
The director will drown her and the device will break.
That's what we're going to do now.
Here comes the water.
Now, this water will cause a low frequency device to break.
Now, what will Mori-san do?
The water is a little far, isn't it?
It's a little far, isn't it?
Are you okay?
Like this...
We just confirmed where the water is, didn't we?
Now, let's put the device down for a bit...
She purposely put the device on the table.
Are you okay?
She saw Kashiwagi's eyes and realized that she was going to drown herself.
Now, the device will break.
Wow, that's funny.
Now, when the director checks the low frequency device...
Come, come, come...
Has it moved?
It might not have moved.
Now, Kashiwagi realized that the device wouldn't move.
Now, Morizawa is trying his best to fix it...
Is it still working?
Oh, I'm sorry! Wait a minute, please!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Morizawa is trying his best to fix it...
I'm scared!
Morizawa is trying his best to fix it...
Is it still working?
Yes, I'm sorry! Yes, I'm sorry!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Oh, I don't like it!
Because of the producer's angry acting, the studio is full of tension.
It's not working? Yes.
Is it because you poured water on it?
Yes, I did it so that you wouldn't know it's not working.
Really?
Yes, I did it.
I've never done it before.
Thank you for your hard work!
How will it turn out?
I want to see it, but I'm scared!
The switch just turned on!
How will Kashiwagi overcome this crisis?
They're not nervous at all!
How will it turn out?
Kashiwagi is in trouble!
It's starting!
Come on!
Can you eat it?
Hurry up and eat it!
Please eat it!
This is acting!
Now, now!
It's just started!
Eat it! Eat it!
Look!
This Kashiwagi is acting hard for the director!
But...
It's still not working!
Only his right hand is moving!
Use your left hand! Use your left hand!
My left hand isn't moving!
This is serious!
If you don't run away, you'll lose your left hand!
So, did he say it earlier?
Did you say it? Did you say it?
Yes!
Everyone, this is a lie!
I did my best!
You did your best!
I did my best, didn't I?
Now, how do you describe the unbearable tingling pain?
By the way, what happens when you describe this tingling pain?
What would it be?
You know, there is something like a scissor, right?
A scissor goes "bam, bam, bam, bam", like that.
Yes, yes, yes, the scissor that cuts the nose.
And it goes "bam, bam, bam, bam", like it's being stabbed.
What is it?
So...
It's a pain!
What is it?
Yes!
The next prank is...
If Nobuko and Yoshimura reunite with their mother who has passed away...
The target is the usual prankster, Takahashi Minami!
Takahashi has a sense of humor and is very emotional.
Takahashi's strategy is...
During the program's ending sequence, Tokui suddenly announces a surprise.
It's that his mother, who passed away when he was young, has been found!
Of course, Yoshimura understands this and is very happy!
And in front of the members who don't know anything, a fake mother appears and Yoshimura and Takahashi meet again.
Takahashi looks at the scene and asks, "In one word, what kind of parent and child are you?"
Now, everyone, please show us all the answers you predicted!
Watanabe, what would you say?
I'd say, "You're a healthy parent and child."
So, Itano, what would you say?
I'd definitely say nothing!
I'd say, "I'm so touched!"
And I'd say it's a really good story!
And I'd say that "AKB" is a really good show...
And Kiyoto would say, "You're like a father to me, aren't you?"
Meanwhile...
Takahashi is completely relaxed!
What will happen to Takahashi after this sudden emotional play?!
Finally, the recording resumes!
It's the ending sequence!
There's an ending sequence?!
Yes, it's the ending sequence!
Why is there an ending sequence?!
There hasn't been an ending sequence like that before!
There hasn't?!
It's my first time as an MC!
So...
I did my best!
So, let's do our best again next time!
But before that...
Why don't we give Yoshimura-san a thrilling present?!
Everyone is forgetting about me.
I'm completely sad, but I'm forgetting about you.
You're starting to look like me.
Yoshimura-san, you have a mother who left you when you were little.
Let's not talk about such dark stories.
When I was 6 years old, my mother divorced me.
It's not a sad story.
Yoshimura-san is a perfect actor.
For now, let's watch the video.
What?! What?! What?! No way!
In 1980, Takashi Yoshimura was born in Hokkaido, a cold northern land.
When he was little, he was weak and always shook his body in the cold.
To such Takashi, his mother...
When a boy holds his fist, it's only when he's about to face his life's challenge.
No, it's cold. I can't stand it.
Takashi was always encouraged by his mother's words.
However, when he was 6 years old, a tragedy suddenly happened.
His parents divorced.
To crying Takashi, his mother...
Takashi, become a strong man.
Like Nobushi, become a strong man.
That was the last message his mother left him.
Leaving those words behind, his mother disappeared from Takashi's sight.
Takashi grew up with those words from his mother.
In 2000, he formed a combination with Tokui Kenta, whom he met in Yoshimoto's kindergarten.
The name of the combination is...
Heisei Nobushi Kobushi, made with words filled with memories of his mother.
This is a complete lie!
It has nothing to do with love!
The name of the duo contains the wishes of his mother, who has been separated from him.
He's crying!
That's amazing!
He's crying!
Mr. Takahashi, who quickly sheds tears over a lie video!
After this, a fake mother finally appears!
What will happen to Mr. Takahashi?!
I've been found!
No way!
Today...
I'm in the entrance of that room.
Now...
The mother who has been separated from him...
He's crying!
...appears!
Now!
Look at this!
It's a fake mother!
Now!
This is hard to act out, Yoshimura!
This is the first time I've seen this!
Now!
Look at this!
He's crying!
He's crying over this fake story!
Now, the mother...
...is crying!
Now...
...Mr. Takahashi is also crying!
He's a very emotional child!
Today...
Mr. Takahashi, you've seen this twice!
He's crying!
Wow...
Thank you for talking with me.
So, what's up with this show?
You're crying too much!
It's weird!
For the first time...
...in "Hatsui Musume"...
...we're doing this show!
Mr. Takahashi is amazing!
Why don't you have any doubts?!
He's a genius!
A genius...
He's a modern-day...
Kei-chan?!
Oh, Takahashi-san, you're so cute!
It's hot in here!
Matsutake and Tarin are in love!
And Takahashi is moved by it!
Please don't cry. I'm not going to cry at all!
Everyone...
Now, here's the question!
What kind of parent and child will Takahashi, who was crying, answer to this fake parent and child?
Takahashi-san, what do you think of these two?
In one word, what kind of parent and child are they?
Oh, here it comes!
I can't say it in one word!
The answer was "I can't say it in one word"!
And with that, everyone is wrong!
And now...
Finally, to the studio for the story!
Here, the members who don't know anything will be given even more tricks!
It's not just this.
Um...
It's not only about the dead mother...
The dead brother of Yoshimura is also here with us today!
And now...
Yoshimura's dead brother will appear!
Takashi!
Wait! Wait a minute!
Wait! Where are you from?
Where are you from?
- What's wrong, Takahashi? - Where are you from?
- Where are you from?
- I'll explain. - Are you going to quit? - Me? Why should I quit?
I don't think you know what panic is, so I'll explain it one by one.
- What is Mr. Nobushikobushi? - Mr. Nobushikobushi is a blind man.
And actually, Mr. Minegishi in the middle is a blind man.
- Minegishi! - Minegishi!
- We're friends. - I'm embarrassed as a blind man!
- That's not it! - That's a famous line. - That's a famous line.
- What about you, Sai-chan? - Sai-chan? What's Sai-chan?
Actually, Miyazawa was so excited about being pushed by Yoshimura.
But in reality...
This is Mr. Shiroda's book.
I praised you a little, so this is it.
- But I was a little scared of firecrackers. - Really?
- I've never seen firecrackers like that! - I was so scared!
- Now, Kashiwagi-san! - Yes, what is it? - You can do things like that, can't you?
- That's right! - I was so scared!
Actually, for Kashiwagi-san, the switch doesn't work.
So I was doing it at the time, but it didn't work at all!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
And, Takashi-san, you were crying a lot today, weren't you?
You were crying like crazy, weren't you?
I put it on! I put it on!
You put it on? Wait a minute!
You know, Bad Boy-san told me that he was going to quit.
It was so sudden.
After it was over, he said, "If you do this, you'll become unpopular."
Even though he said it, the staff said, "This is true!"
Hey!
But, really, it's not that funny!
Members, I'm sorry for deceiving you again this year!
Please continue to support us!
After this, the French Kiss new song video will be released!
AKB48's first single will be released on February 16th!
The title is "Sakura no Ki ni Narou".
It's a song perfect for the graduation season where sakura became a theme.
Everyone, look forward to it!
AKB48's sister group, NMB48, which was born in Osaka and Namba, has finally reached its first day of performance!
January 1st, in Osaka and Namba, NMB48's first performance!
“For someone” has begun!
Everyone, please come and see it!
Please support us!
Itano Tomomi's solo debut single 「Dear J」 will finally be released on January 26th!
It's a dance number with an uptempo feel!
"REQUEST OUR SET LIST BEST 100 2011" will be held again this year!
Also, movie theaters will be closed at the same time!
For more information, check out the akb48 official website!
KASHIWAGI, TAKAJO, KURAMOCHI's French Kiss' second single "IF" will be released next Wednesday!
Tonight's music video will be released!
Please pay attention to their acting!
I'm different now.
I don't even tell my friends about it.
Because of my secret, I feel awkward.
I don't show it off. I'm clumsy.
I love you. Let's be together forever.
It doesn't start with "if". Even if I fantasize about it,
I feel awkward like I do today.
It doesn't start with "if". Let's try to be brave.
There is a future beyond "if".
You forget your worries right away.
What's important is not running away.
"If" doesn't start if you're in love.
"Correct" doesn't mean anything.
"If" doesn't start if you're in love.
Don't leave "if" and go for "positive".
"If" doesn't start if you're in love.