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Happy New Year!
First of all, this year...
The studio is excited about the New Year's plan.
But there is no bad boys who are MCs there.
At this time, in fact...
Happy New Year!
Now, welcome to heaven.
What? What do you mean?
Since we are here, that's the behind-the-scenes plan.
By the way, this is the main song.
I told you about it.
How was it? Did you believe it?
I thought a lot of acting was really happening.
After all, I've been in about eight movies.
Everyone, including the staff, please gather together.
Yes, in fact, the prank started after the last broadcast recording in 2010.
There, the program producer said...
Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
So...
From the beginning of the program...
The two bad boys who served as MCs...
With this year's broadcast...
They're graduating.
Actually, I wanted to tell you all about it as soon as possible.
But since the two bad boys told me not to say it...
I didn't dare say it until the end of the program.
So, let's start with Sata-kun.
One word at a time.
Everyone on the staff and everyone on the security guard...
Thank you very much for doing the program with me for three years.
Thank you very much.
At first, when I was selected as an emcee, I thought I could do it, but every time I did it, everyone worked hard and it was a lot of fun.
Well, let's start with the staff.
These two bad boys.
This sudden bad boys graduation announcement was the cause of this prank.
It was serious, wasn't it?
No, but my hands are crowded.
I think everyone has completely believed in the scene of handing over flowers.
There may be some people who think it's so terrible, but we really want to do the prank!
The prank is terrible!
Yes, the members who have been caught up in various pranks so far are now in a state of alertness.
So, the strategy we have prepared this time is...
Renewal from 2011! New A.K. Bingo Prank Team Strategy!
A fake new emcee who turns into a bad boy because he is renewed!
Since two months ago, the staff has joined only for this prank.
Various pranks they set up will surprise the members!
And it's a five-year prank quiz program that predicts how the target will react!
You know the emcee over there, Minigishi, right?
Actually, Minigishi is this group!
No way!
Let's ask Minigishi who is wearing earphones right now!
Minigishi, can you hear me?
Oh, she can hear you.
If you can hear me, can you do "tooth" in a natural way?
Are you okay?
Well, I'll do my best!
That's right!
I'll do my best like "tooth"!
That was unnatural!
Can you do a high-speed tongue?
Are you nervous?
"Tooth"!
Well... "tooth"!
"Tooth"!
That's not funny!
Is it bad?
It's bad!
That's enough!
After the opening recording, we'll have a fake CMC!
Okay, here it is!
Okay, the CMC is...
The fake CMC is...
Heisei's fist punch!
This is real!
Wow, it's so real!
These two will be the CMC this time!
Yoshimura's weak character, Break!
And now, Heisei's fist punch!
What will be the members' reactions?
What's with Miya's face?
Doesn't she look happy?
What's with Kasai's expression?
That's a complicated expression, isn't it?
All of a sudden, a CMC appears and the members can't hide their emotions!
They don't know what to do with their reactions!
Kasai has that kind of expression!
The first prank is this!
What if a CMC pushed just one person abnormally?
First target is AKB's number one energetic girl, Saye Miyazawa.
Heisei Nobushikobushi Yoshimura pushed Miyazawa abnormally during recording.
And when recording stopped, Minegishi Shikakerin asked Heisei Nobushikobushi how it was compared to BAD BOYZ.
What would Miyazawa, who was in high school when BAD BOYZ graduated, answer?
The answer is open!
Don! Eh... Sata-san, Kimo-katta, what's up with you?
There's no way I'd say something like that about you!
Okay, Otonobe, what do you think?
But I think BAD BOYZ is better.
I don't know about that!
But I really love BAD BOYZ from the bottom of my heart.
By the way, wasn't it just the beginning that was pushed?
Which element will it be?
We'll start recording now!
Thank you for your hard work!
Four! Three! Two!
So, this is the first A.Q. Bingo of the new year!
However!
I'm sure you're all curious about it.
It's a CMC!
What will it be like?
It's a secret show!
I want to know!
I think I'll be alone this time.
Come to think of it...
It's a fun song that the members like a lot.
Kashiwagi-san, you've been frowning for a while now.
Nevertheless, I think I'll be alone.
I like it!
It's like a hidden story.
I like it!
Everyone already knows it!
You've been frowning for a while now!
It's really fun, these guys!
Everyone is amazing!
And now!
Action!
Thank you for your hard work!
You missed it, Nobushi-kobushi!
Get out of my way!
You idiot!
Now, Haten-kou's Yoshimura is making a fuss.
He's angry.
Who?
Tanoshingo, are you coming?
No, you missed it, Nobushi-kobushi!
Young man!
I'm here, Nobushi-kobushi!
Now, Haten-kou is doing it.
Oh!
Hey!
Yes!
Haten-kou's mic has been taken!
Oh!
It's true!
If Kobayashi Akira were an AKB member...
Oh! Kobayashi Akira!
I wanted you! I wanted you! I wanted you!
Yes!
Chimini!
Hey, Yoshimura-san! You're slipping!
I gave up halfway.
And now, Haten-kou's prank strategy has started!
Now, Haten-kou's prank strategy has started!
Hey!
Oh! It's started!
Yoshimura's Miyazawa Oshi has started!
It's because of Sae-chan!
Hey!
Now, Miyazawa Oshi has escalated!
Here it is!
BANG! C.A.K. Bingo!
We've thrown away our previous styles!
Now, everyone...
That's amazing, Akara-sama!
Wow, that's amazing!
Is there an MC like that, Akara-sama?
We asked the staff and somehow managed to get to the center.
No matter how hard you try, you'll be in this position for a while.
I'm going to talk now, but when Miyazawa talks, Yoshimura is a big fan of him, so I'll praise him.
But when the members other than Miyazawa talk, Yoshimura gets really embarrassed.
This year's theme is "Make me nervous"!
Make me nervous! That's good!
Last year, I got the chance to sing in the center position.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes! This year, I want to do my best to be selected again!
I see!
How about you? You're quite ambitious, aren't you?
No, I'm still a little nervous.
I'm nervous! I wish I was a little stronger!
You're nervous?
Yeah!
I wish I could do it solo!
I wish I could break through with that kind of "bang"!
Come to think of it, what is this show about?
I'm not nervous at all!
Yes!
Do you want to race, or do you want to win a lottery and win money?
No, I don't like gambling...
Isn't that the best, Saichan?!
She's nervous! Imagine if you won!
ROTO6! Give me the money!
Right, Saichan?!
She's nervous!
It's not like Saichan can do anything!
That's not true!
Then...
Money! Money!
Then let's ask her about something else!
Ask her!
I bought sweets for 10,000 yen!
Ririri suits!
ROTO6! Give me the money!
I want to buy it!
I'm so nervous!
Yoshimura is just pressing it because it's a target.
He's not actually pressing it.
It's basketball, right?
It's basketball.
Isn't there any other basketball?
There's a lot of basketball.
It's Sayan-chan's basketball.
Sayan-chan's basketball.
It's weird!
And you're wearing a helmet, right?
Yes, I am.
Yoshimura has been studying Miyazawa's information for this day.
But something is wrong with Kasai, who is in the studio!
Kasai doesn't talk at all.
He doesn't talk.
I think he's pretty irritated.
Irritated?
I think he thinks that talking is boring.
Kasai's face is...
He doesn't talk at all!
He's on TV!
He definitely doesn't talk!
But what worries me is...
Kasai doesn't talk at all.
It's obvious that he's not good with his fists.
What's up with this year's hall?
Then...
We'll host...
AKBingo.
Does that mean...
You'll bring us down?
Well, there's a high possibility of that happening.
Kasai's fighting!
What's up with you, Kasai?
It's been a year...
Yoshimura's surprisingly calm.
Yoshimura's surprisingly calm, you know?
It's not a bad situation at all.
It's not your job, Yoshimura!
It's Miyazawa's job!
Who's your favorite?
It hasn't been decided yet.
It hasn't been decided yet!
So, we'll announce it when we're done with recording.
The one who worked the hardest...
Let's press it!
Then you'll have a reason to work harder!
Now that we've heard that, Kasai...
Kasai's standing up!
What's up with you, Kasai?
It's December now!
You should've said it when Tokui-san pushed you!
Why would I work hard for Tokui-san?
What's up? What's up, Kasai?
It's like, "Everyone, do your best! I'll push you!"
Yeah, but I asked Gen to do it, and Sai-chan did it.
So our opinions are pretty much restricted.
That's how it is.
No, no, no.
It's a good thing to be liked by the MC.
Right?!
No, no, no!
Go to the store!
Aren't you happy?
Go to the store!
I'm happy, but I wonder if it's okay.
I don't think it's a skill.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't get too emotional.
It seems like Sai-chan is also humble about this.
Alright!
Alright, Sai-chan!
Welcome!
That's all for this week's "Biribiri Sasero"!
After pushing Miyazawa enough, we'll take a short break.
Now, here's the main topic!
How is Heisei Nobushikobushi compared to Bad Boys?
If you were asked that, what would you say?
I don't know yet.
The atmosphere is different.
The atmosphere is totally different.
It's interesting.
It's interesting to choose, but...
Bad-san...
Which do you like better?
You're already choosing!
If you can still choose, which do you like better?
To be honest...
Is it easier to do?
Is it brighter?
Bad-san...
Which do you like better?
I like Kiyoto-san better.
What's with you?!
Miyazawa, you're being rude to me!
The correct answer is...
I like Kiyoto-san better!
In Miyazawa's heart, my memories have been erased!
This is the prank on twitter!
What if the director was really desperate?
This is UNO's director!
Just for this prank, UNO's staff have joined the show 2 months ago!
Did you know about this person?
No, I didn't!
Hey, UNO!
You should have done it properly!
What? What? What?
I'm starting to sweat!
When someone gets mad at you, you sweat a lot!
What?
That's amazing!
You get mad?
Yes, you can get mad at me!
Idiot!
Why are you laughing?
Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot!
Actually, they put a water-filled bag under their clothes,
and through a tube to their hat,
and sweat a lot like this!
The next target is...
AKB's number one talented idol, Kitahara Rie!
When recording a fake announcement,
UNO's director sweats a lot!
The question is, what kind of nickname will Kitahara have?
My nickname is...
Asetaro!
Yes!
Do you say it, Kitahara?
Yes! But I think it's more like "hello"!
I see!
What about you, Itano?
Flying Man!
That's terrible!
Flying Man is terrible!
Flying...
How was it?
Kiyoto asked the assistant director this question!
What nickname will Kitahara have?
The members are currently on break!
In the studio, there are only staff and fake announcements recorded by Rie and Kitahara!
Let's start the prank strategy battle!
We'll start now!
Kitara, your Kanpe.
I don't have Kanpe.
- What about Kanpe? - You'll get scolded.
- You'll sweat if you get scolded. - You didn't even prepare Kanpe?
You've been scolded.
It feels weird looking down.
- You noticed you're sweating? - I did.
- Look at me. - I did.
You looked away, right?
You can look at me.
Did you look at me?
- I did! - You're scaring me!
You're scaring me!
She is too sweaty that her tongue is nearly bleeding.
Can you see what is written?
Her tongue is completely bleeding.
Can you call this person out?
What is this person? Huh?
I look at her with an anxious look.
I love you very much!
Her tongue is completely bleeding with sweat!
So, what should I say?
Can you call out that person for me?
Only this one?
Yes, this is called "Gotta-be- dodgeball"...
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
You're wet. You can't drink it.
Take it. Take it.
Excuse me.
Forget it. I'll drink it.
Kitahara is holding back his laughter.
And...
He's getting angry.
He's drinking water.
It's a crazy dodge ball.
You're licking it.
I'm writing it because of you. Why are you drinking water?
That's why you're sweating.
Now, let's get to the problem.
What kind of nickname will Kitahara give her?
In front of the TV...
What nickname?
Well...
That one, that one.
The one that comes to mind.
I've decided.
I've decided, too.
I like that one, too.
That nickname, right?
Capbichao.
So, the correct answer is...
Capbichao!
Really?
You're all wrong!
I'm sorry! That's all for this week!
Next week, we'll continue with our prank strategy!
The members will be attacked by the harshest of pranks!
And...
If you praise me a little, I'll give you this.
Yoshimura-san! Who did you really like?
Shimizu-san.
All of it will be collected!
After this, Super Premier Park TV debut!
At the classroom's window, there's a sunset
And a little bit of a spring calendar
During class, the same uniform is worn by the same age
Our friends look like adults
They say that each of us has a journey
To our respective futures
On their backs, dream wings are growing
When the cherry blossoms bloom
Somewhere, the bell of hope will resound
It will give us tomorrow's freedom and courage
When the cherry blossoms bloom
Somewhere, someone will surely be praying
To open up a new world with their own hands
When the petals of tears fall
Only for the sake of those memories, beautifully
The adult's staircase in front of us
Let's go up together and wave our hands
After this, there will be a surprise behind the scenes!
It's hot in here!
There's no one here!
It's like this!
Next week, Takahashi Gokyuu will meet a mysterious person!
And the members will tell their stories!
Look forward to next week!
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