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The 4th Mail Beauty Contest!
Continuing from last week, we'll be holding another Mail Beauty Contest!
The 4th contest is...
A year's highest number of mails flying in!
The age-old Akeome Mail!
This is a chance for you to appeal to the next generation!
So, today's theme is...
Akeome Mail for boys who want to keep their distance!
And this is the person who will be explaining how to mail!
Please introduce yourself, Ms. Chikarina!
I'm Ms. Kisaragi Neru, the president of an IT company who also writes books about how to mail!
Since I'm a man, I know how men and women feel! Isn't that amazing?!
That's right, Chikarina! Thank you for the cute narration!
What's so important about this theme?
Yes, I think it's important to shorten the distance.
I think it's important how much you can put your feelings into the mail.
I see.
These seven people wrote us emails!
Miyazawa, who has been shining as a mail beauty twice in the past,
is there a two-time win?!
Let's start with this one.
It's 2011!
Happy New Year!
It's sudden, so you must have been surprised.
Last year we didn't get along that well.
But I hope we can get along better this year!
...
Ah, I won't say too much.
I hope 2011 will be a good year for you.
Who wrote this?!
Me!
It's me!
What's the point of this?
If you're too serious, people might think you're creepy.
If you're too modest, people might think you're a dark- eyed guy with glasses.
If you're too modest, people might think you're creepy.
The guy with the glasses is really good-looking, but only I know about him.
So...
Why did you say that?!
Let's look at the tweets.
Congratulations on 2011!
You were born?!
Happy New Year!
Last year we didn't get along that well.
But I hope 2011 will be a good year for you.
Who wrote this?!
...
That's a secret.
Hehe.
Happy New Year!
I don't like "hehe."
Who wrote this?!
Me!
It's me!
Too bad!
What do you think, Takashi?
Too bad!
I don't like it!
Is there a gap between you and me?
No!
I feel like I'm solving everything by myself.
That's right!
No one asked you!
Why are you hitting me so hard?
You said your clothes were ugly, right?
I lost to Takamina-san when it came to clothes.
So I want to beat Takamina-san this time!
Oh, in the mail!
I don't have to win first place!
For now, my goal is to beat Takamina-san!
You didn't win against Takamina-san in this mail!
How about you, Takamina-san?
This is the worst thing I've ever done!
Let's look at Twitter's mail.
Happy New Year!
I hope you have a good year!
Last year was fun, too.
I hope I can talk more with you this year.
I'm looking forward to your school fees!
Suga! Suga!
No way!
Yes, it's me!
All of these were calculated.
Minimize the "aye" and minimize the "gobi".
It's the female rasai, isn't it?
The female rasai has appeared!
We got it with the mobile phone in middle school and it was sent by someone who was too excited!
Next is the mother's mail. The focus is on "I'll talk to you, so be prepared," which is an aggressive word.
If I get a mail like this in the winter break, I think about it all the time.
When I'm worried about whether I can talk to you, I think about it if I can't talk to you.
"I'll talk to you, so be prepared," which is an aggressive word.
And here is Itano's simple mail with no emojis and only one face emoji.
What I'm most curious about is...
Why is the title "I'll talk to you, so be prepared"?
You all wrote "Happy New Year" with all your might, right?
So you don't know whose mail it is, right?
That's right.
I don't want you to think about my sentences, either.
I see.
Don't think about it.
Now, let's look at the next mail.
Usagi-doshi!
Happy New Year!
Oh, it's my first day in Fuji-san.
Kiyoko, boom!
Thank you for getting along with me last year, too!
But this year...
Improve, improve, improve, improve...
Let's talk a lot more than last year, okay?
Okay!
This year, I'll do my best to reassure you, too!
Okay?
Nice to meet you!
This is good!
Who is this?
As expected of Miyazawa-san!
How do you usually greet Miyazawa-san?
Exquisite!
Why?!
Miyazaki-san, too.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
Why are you suddenly trying to be funny?
When I first came in...
At first, I called you "Miyazawa-san".
I kept calling you "Miyazawa-san", "Miyazawa- san"...
From Sae-chan...
Sae-chan, that's enough!
That's Miyazaki-san's way of saying it!
And only Kashiwagi-no-Meil remains!
But isn't that Kashiwagi-no-Meil?!
Usually, my mail is black, but at times like this, I'm so excited!
I'm still excited about sending a heart mark to a friend!
The result is second place, but the members are booing wildly!
Will it be okay this time?!
Happy New Year!
I hope this year will be a wonderful year for you, too, Marumaru-kun!
By the way, this year's goal is...
For Marumaru-kun to be interested in me!
Just kidding!
This year's goal is...
For Marumaru-kun to be interested in me!
Just kidding!
What is this?
What's going on?
Everytime you say it, it makes me feel safe.
You're always like this.
Don't you feel anything about "just kidding"?
I feel like you're making fun of me.
It's like a book.
You're drinking it!
Everyone, which mail was the shortest?
This time too, the survey was carried out in secret.
Now, it's time for the popularity ranking announcement!
2nd from the bottom, 6th place is...
What kind of secret like 'hehe' did you have?
Did you buy it with genuine money?
I feel sick.
It's like I have a bit of an irony.
Who bought it for real?
Next, the fifth place is...
I thought there was a reason for the title to be meaningless.
Of course, I'm trying not to make it boring.
Grandpa is having fun.
Well, it's once a year mail, so I want you to give it a good title.
Just in the middle, 4th place.
OK.
I'll close it so that it won't be a nuisance.
Your patience! Your patience!
Your determination!
Yes, that's good.
I hope you have a good year after 2011.
Are you thinking of me, too?
I'll make it so that it won't be a nuisance.
Then... Then you don't have to say it.
The one who's in the top 3 is...
Masai!
Already?
Masai!
I saw your email and got excited.
I'll do it.
You're definitely the best!
Oh, you're determined.
If you're going to talk to me like that, I'm going to get mad.
It's like he's mad.
A little.
I feel like I'm going to get mad at myself.
It's a little tough.
So, from 3rd to 6th place is this email.
Let's have the teacher explain it.
First is 6th place.
Ehe, Ghasan, Piryoron, Sashihara's email is...
Personally, I don't like Ehe.
But I'd like you to read this email.
If it's cute, I'll forgive you.
Can I read it?
This year, I want it to be a year of presence.
Who should I buy it for?
That's a secret!
So this is how it turned out, that weird meeting.
That's right!
Sensei, if you could say one word about this mail, what would it be?
It's a bomb mail that you should never copy.
Well, I think it went well.
You said your goal was high today.
I'm sorry, Sashara-san.
But wait a minute, why do you have confidence in yourself?
Huh?
Because among those members, no matter how you think about it, one of you has a different genre.
That's weird!
So...
Next up, the mail that came out of Mudai's plan and was ranked 5th, Itano's mail is...
I don't know who I'm sending this mail to.
Thank you for sending it to me.
It suddenly changed into a polite manner.
I feel like I'm an old man now.
I just want to meet you as soon as possible.
So, Sensei, if you could say one word about this mail, what would it be?
It's a robot mail that you can't understand emotions.
I'll call you later.
4th place, Kidahara's mail decorated with emojis and faces is...
Why did you choose those faces and emojis?
Why did you choose those faces and emojis that surprised you?
I just like those faces and emojis.
Aren't those faces and emojis really ugly?
Also, do you really know the meaning of those curly hair that doesn't have hair ties?
I don't know.
It's a typhoon, right?
So, Sensei, if you could say one word about this mail...
It's a rural man's mail that I worked hard to make.
That's right.
3rd place, Kawaisa and Oshino Tsuyosa's mail decorated with fireworks is...
You like men, right?
That's right.
What do you think of this mail from a woman's point of view?
It's like a tsundere.
I think men like it.
How about you, Maeda Ami?
Me?
I don't know.
How about you, Sensei?
The most important thing is to be prepared.
I think everyone likes it.
For example, a bad guy like him.
Sata seems like it.
Who's a bad guy?
Who is it?
Get out of the camera! I'll kill you!
There are only two people left.
Who is it?
I don't think it's a bad guy.
Absolutely.
There's no one under "a", right?
But "a" is not enough.
You have to compare it with those two people and see the reality.
You have to see the reality.
Still, it's a bad girl's announcement.
One vote.
E-mails that send messages to all kinds of people.
Small "ah"s, katakana "ne"s and "kedo"s.
It's a little annoying.
Like a simple e-mail from a computer.
So, the outsiders decided to vote for Takahashi.
The reason is...
The last words are in katakana.
It came out five years ago, but it's already ten years ago.
It's an e-mail from the Shirokuro era.
"Eh-heh"?
No, it's not "eh-heh".
Why is it "eh-heh" now?
It's the worst to use people.
It's the worst.
It's a lie.
So, teacher.
What is this outsider's e-mail?
It's a young-made e-mail that I think is still cool because I'm still in high school.
Are all blog posts like this?
What are you going to do with me in the future?
Now, let's see the top two e-mails.
It's a lot of men.
It's amazing.
Which do you think is number one?
But Yukirin's "Nante ne?" is...
I don't think men think it's cute because it's simple.
Raise your hand if you think Miyazawa will win.
Really?
There are quite a lot of people.
You're kind.
Thank you.
You said "kashiba-giri" earlier, didn't you?
But Asai-chan will win.
What?
You want me to do it?
Why?
Now, I'd like you two to listen to what you think.
Now, Miyazawa.
I've been thinking about whether or not to increase or decrease the number of e-mails I read myself.
During the opening ceremony, I thought about how happy I would be when I imagined it and made this e-mail.
This is an e-mail music.
I'd be happy if you could admit it.
It's amazing that you can speak so passionately in an e-mail.
You speak passionately in an e-mail, but it's different in an e-mail.
Shut up! How many times are you going to do that?
How do you feel about winning?
It's my third revenge.
I'm confident this time. I can do it.
Just like last time, it's a one-on-one battle between these two.
Which of them shook the hearts of 50 men in the city the most?
15 seconds.
It's 15 seconds, right?
It started!
We won!
This year's goal is to attract people's attention in a roundabout way.
This is the straightest and easiest-to-understand way of doing it.
I see.
It's like a "just kidding" or something like that.
"Just kidding" and "it's got a straw in it", right?
"It's got a straw in it" might be a good way of making people think like that.
It's a bad word.
I think it's better than being told "I'll do my best so you can talk to me"
If you scroll down, you'll see the next word. It's fun to watch.
It's been 2 years since I scrolled down.
If you stop it with one word, you can feel it.
Kashiwagi won the mail beauty award for the third time in a row!
First of all, let's have Miyazawa explain his mail.
I think it's amazing that you can use the scrolling technique so naturally.
You were also good at using emojis.
Yay!
However, as a genius Miyazawa, I wanted you to do a little more.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I was wondering if you could use a little more surprising technique.
I see.
You're suddenly acting like a judge at M-1.
So what is it?
It's a mail with a lot of techniques.
Kashiwagi is in first place.
Now that I'm in first place, I'd like you to use "something" for the members who made fun of me.
You're being rude all of a sudden.
What's amazing about this mail is its composition.
There's a phrase that I think is nice for you.
Usually, you use that phrase at the bottom of your mail.
I thought I'd use it at the end of my mail.
But you used it at the beginning of your mail to wish me luck this year.
And you used "something" at the end of your mail to neutralize the flow of your mail and make it easier for you to feel it in your heart.
Wow!
So what is this mail in one word?
It's a magical emperor's mail that makes your opponent's heart turn to you before you know it.
Wow!
He's been working hard to get second place for a long time.
That's right.
I'm going to make Kashiwage my favorite this time.
Just kidding.
After this, we're going to show you Akeome's video mail!
The three people who couldn't come to the studio this time also made mail with this theme.
Here's a special video letter version!
It's 2011!
Happy New Year!
Your fortune this year is...
Great fortune!
But that's only if you say "good morning" to me with a smile from the day you posted it.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful New Year!
It's an e-mail that's easy to convey your feelings without burdening your opponent.
New Year's mail tends to get dirty, but it has more impact than anyone else's mail.
It's an e-mail that stays in my memory more than it records.
Happy New Year!
Do you know?
I wasn't able to talk much last year, so I was lonely.
I want to talk a lot this year.
She's fun and she's good at using words.
Even though it's an email, there's a feeling of skinship.
I think it's a very good email.
This time too, a little earlier than AK Bingo,
Akeome mail has arrived from the members!
For more information, please go to the show's website!
Wow! New week early, North Leaves is releasing their long-awaited first album!
Including their debut song "Relax",
The three of them recorded three songs with AKB members!
Please check it out!
And!
Osaka's first AKB48 sister project,
NMB48, has finally come to fruition!
On January 1st, the first performance will start!
For more information, please go to NMB48's official website!
Don't miss out on this historical moment!
So that you can be rewarded for your efforts!
I don't think there's any meaning in which of the white clouds flowing in the sky is faster
Even if you were late yesterday, the direction of the inner wind begins to change
There was a time when I worried alone because I was not good enough for myself
But I can't help but stop
I've never been lucky with rock-paper-scissors
now it's your turn
Don't give up, don't cry, after a long winter
your spring is just around the corner
The order of chances will surely come someday, even if it seems like it's still ahead
sure it's getting closer
Until you hear a voice, until you shine, you can always shine more than ever
A.K.A. Bingo!
Here we are! Here we are!
Huh?!
That's all for today!