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Merry Christmas!
One more time!
Merry Christmas!
Shut up, you guys!
Don't get carried away just because it's Christmas, you idiots!
It's almost Christmas, but you guys know what's the most important thing for Christmas, don't you?
No, we don't!
What is it? Tell me!
What is it?
Yes, mail!
Christmas!
It's a season when you're particularly interested in mails from strangers who are full of romantic moods!
How you write mail is very important!
So...
The 3rd Mail Beauty Contest!
This song was held last summer as well, but...
Yes, it was held last summer.
At that time, Miyasawa was chosen as one of the mail beauties!
That's amazing!
Well, she's ugly, but...
Shut up!
She's ugly, but...
But she's a beauty!
But if you think about it...
She's ugly on the outside, but she's a beauty on the inside...
That means she doesn't suit the front stage!
She doesn't!
On the other hand, we have some new members!
First of all, Yokoyama, who just graduated from junior high school!
Yes!
Yokoyama, do you send mails often?
Yes, I send mails quite often.
I see.
You're from Kyoto, aren't you?
That's right!
Do you send mails in Kyoto dialect?
Sometimes I do.
That's great!
Sometimes you do, don't you?
Now, we have some researchers joining us!
Shimo, do you send mails often?
I send mails to quite a few people, but I don't get many replies.
She's like a senior high school student!
So, Shimo, do you send mails often?
Yes, I do!
I often get nice mails from Sasha.
What kind of mail do you send?
Do your best!
I'm doing my best even when I'm being teased like this!
So I want you to do your best, too!
Do your best!
Kisaragi-neru-sensei, who also writes books on mail technology, will explain how to send mails to the members!
As a charismatic woman, she's a love mail specialist who understands both men's and women's hearts!
This time, we asked these seven people to send us mails in advance!
Their theme is...
Mails that invite men you like to a Christmas party!
What is so important about this theme?
After all, you have to be able to send it to the person you're sending it to!
You have to be able to tell the person you're sending it to that it's special.
It's difficult to keep a special and long-distance relationship.
Based on these two points, let's check out the mails the members have written!
Who's mail could it be?!
First up is this one!
It's almost Christmas! _____ So you're going to a Christmas party?
If you're going, ____ would you like to go with me?
___ emoji ____
Present! Let's choose it together!
___ smile ____
We're waiting for your reply ____
This one's good!
Who's this one?!
Miyazawa!
You're amazing!
You're an e-mail beauty!
We're going to use a present and choose it together.
If we're going to choose it, we're going to go with it.
If you use your brain, you'll understand.
I see!
We're going to think about it and choose it together.
Like, "What does that mean?"
Like, "Are we going to go together?"
I see!
This is good.
Let's look at the next e-mail.
Title, "Come here."
Good evening!
This is sudden, but...
We're going to have a Christmas party together.
Like, "Peace!"
It's more fun if there's a lot of people, so come if you can!
Like, with a smile and a glitter mark...
Boom!
If you can't come for a few days, please contact us.
Who's this e-mail?!
It's Maeda!
Hi, Maeda!
I wanted to write something important.
We're going to do it for a few days, so let's do it together.
There's definitely one more e-mail that's not enough.
I feel like it's sending a message all at once.
It's special.
It's like you're sending it to yourself.
Let's look at the next e-mail.
Title, "Hello!"
Are you free for Christmas?
If you're free, I'd like to party with you.
I'm waiting for your reply.
This is too short!
The emojis are all black!
The e-mails are all mechanical.
Do you know this one?
Yes!
Watanabe!
If you use a lot of emojis and write a long sentence,
I think you'll be hated.
It's not hate.
It's like a girl's personality.
Red, green, pink...
Doesn't this look weird on your face?
Is it weird?!
There's a butt in the middle.
Title, "Important Announcement!"
We're going to have a Christmas party together.
Are you free on December 25th?
If you come, I'm sure you'll be excited.
You must think so, right?
I'm waiting for your reply.
There's a heart mark in the e-mail.
This makes me happy!
If you come, I'm sure you'll be excited.
I think you will.
It's like, "If I come, you'll be excited."
Who's email is this?
Chika's!
You know Chika, don't you?
What does Chika's email say?
If you come, I'm sure you'll be excited.
I think you will.
I don't like the way you say it.
Let's go to Twitter.
I know it's sudden, but would you like to join the Christmas party?
Heart.
I know it's sudden, but would you like to join the Christmas party?
I think you will.
Who's email is this?
Kashiwagi!
You!
What are you thinking about?
Even though my email is usually dark, I'm excited like this.
Do you often read Kashiwagi's email?
It's like, "I know it's sudden, but would you like to join the Christmas party?"
You're so mean!
Let's look at Chika's email.
The title is...
What's "kompara"?
On December 24th, all of my classmates asked me if I'd like to go to a Christmas party.
Do you want to go, Marumaru?
I'm sweating.
If you're going, I'd like to go with you.
Apparently you have to dress up.
It's embarrassing to go alone.
Do you have to dress up?
Who's email is this?
Mine!
Why "kompara"?
"Kompara" means "good evening," "paradise," and so on.
What's "kasou party"?
"Kasou" means "dress up," doesn't it?
It's like Halloween.
You can't ride a train in the city, so you have to do it alone.
So you two do it.
How about you, Kansai?
I think it's okay to say we dress up like trees.
Why?
We talk to each other as we walk.
And Mori's email is...
From the title to the main part, it's really sad.
You have to go out and ask how your partner is doing.
Which of these seven emails did you like the most?
This time, we asked 50 people in secret which members wrote to which men in the city.
We created a popular ranking just by email sentences.
Let's announce it!
Second place from second place!
And sixth place is...
Oh!
If it doesn't work, it's totally fine.
He's so patient.
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't it amazing? Isn't it modest?
It's modest.
It's easier to go if you get a little more blame, right?
So I said, "If it's totally fine, don't send me an email."
One up and fifth place is...
Oh!
I'm glad it's over.
It's good that it's over.
I think it's good that it's simple and straightforward.
The emojis smell old.
It's dark.
It doesn't look like a girl.
If you get an email like this from a company...
A company?
Fourth place is...
Oh!
This tree and this present's emoji...
I thought it looked like Christmas.
I'm waiting for you.
That's my point.
Hey, did you wait for me?
That kind of thing.
I think it's going to be exciting when Marumaru comes.
I want you all to come with your own opinions.
And in the top three is...
Oh!
"If you're going, I want to go with you," "I want to see you," this feeling of deception is cute.
We're going to get married together, right?
We're going to get married, of course.
The title "Good Evening" is a little cold.
The moment you see the title, you may not see the email anymore.
If you say it just with the title, it's a little annoying.
So, from third to sixth place is this email!
Now, let's have the teacher say hello!
First is Mori's email, apologizing.
Even though it's Christmas, if I get an email like that, I think my tension will really drop.
I use a lot of face expressions.
The first face expression is laughing, but the next one is crying.
There are too many expressions, and I don't know at all what kind of tension this email is sending me.
So, Mori, what do you think of Matsu's opinion?
No, it was a little unstable.
Now, teacher, if you were to say this email in one word, what would it be?
If I say it in one word, it's a scary email that looks like it's going to curse me.
A cursed email.
That's right.
Fifth place is a very simple cotton candy email!
Someone said my handwriting is cute.
Was there someone who said your handwriting is cute?
Yes! Everyone likes butts.
That's not what I meant!
There's too little information in the email.
I don't know when it will be sent, and I don't know what party it will be at.
If you want to know what's in it, you should reply!
That's the kind of email it is.
Now, teacher, if you were to say this email in one word, what would it be?
A little arrogant princess email.
Do you understand, Watanabe?
Yes!
I agree!
What about Chikado's email, which was just in the middle of the ranking?
This part was a little bad.
I thought it was the best part of the email.
There's your name in it, and there's also someone else's name in it.
It's really good.
Basically, the email is very simple.
If you look up "Christmas mail" on the internet, this is probably the first thing that comes up.
Teacher, can you say this email in one word?
It's a copy-and-paste email that anyone can imitate.
I've seen it! I've seen it!
The members' reputation was high. Miyazaki's mail.
No, no, this is Natsui-san!
This is Nate and Natsui-san's mail!
There were about two people, right?
This is the only party content in the mail, so it's easy for people to imagine what kind of party it is.
That's good in that part.
And you're asking me if I'm 24, right?
There's a great technique for that.
You know how to ask and how important it is to you, right?
If you say you're 24 and you say okay, then you can do it.
If you're 25, you're just friends.
That's amazing!
I didn't realize that at all!
There are only the top two and the most bad- reputed out-of-town girls left.
Who do you think is an out-of-town girl?
Kitahara, what do you think?
I think Yukirin is an out-of-town girl.
I still hate people who send hearts to their friends.
I really hate it!
Takahashi, who do you think is an out-of-town girl?
I think it's Yukirin.
I'm sure of it!
Why?
I think she's calculating a lot of things.
I think she's the out-of-town girl!
Now, we'll announce the out-of-town girls who were the most bad-reputed out-of-town girls!
It's this member!
Yukirin!
It doesn't leave an impression at all.
It's more fun to say a lot, so please come if you can.
It's like, "Well, I don't have to say it."
It's like, "Are you going to do it or not?"
Tell me when you've decided.
Wow, you look really down.
You're in the lead!
It doesn't look bad overall, actually.
However, one word ruins it all.
"It's more fun to say a lot," like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
The moment you say that phrase, all the good words you've said so far have a negative image.
Why did you say "a lot" before?
It's like, "It's more fun to say a lot."
So you're saying you're not special, right?
On the other hand, if you get an email from someone you like and they say, "It's more fun to say a lot, so please come," what would you do?
I'd reject it.
You'd reject it?!
You're saying you did it?!
Okay, Sensei, if you could say this email in one word, what would it be?!
Even though we were having such a good match, we lost 9-times in a row!
Well, if you're talking about baseball...
Even though we were winning...
Finally, I'd like to announce the top 2 emails.
Kasihara, who do you think is in first place?
Asato and Sate Yukirin are in first place.
Somehow or other, men can be deceived sometimes.
Everyone, you've changed your choice of words!
You're all so strong today!
You're all so sweet!
Kasihara, who do you think is in first place?
Sai-chan, I think.
I like her.
Or is she inviting me as a friend?
She's like, "Which one is it?!"
I see, I see, I see.
Okay, then I'd like to hear how confident you are.
I'm confident! This time.
Kashiwagi, how confident are you?
Today, I'm going to look back at everyone who said terrible things about me!
Look back! Look back!
Kashiwagi and Miyazawa...
Who is the email beauty?!
I'd like you to look at the first place email!
Miyazawa!
And with that, Miyazawa has been chosen as the second mailman!
What about the boys in the city?
This is irresistible!
"Let's choose together" means going on a date, right?
Going to choose and even meeting at a Christmas party
Double happiness?
"Let's choose as a present" is cute
That's bad! That's bad!
"Let's choose together" means you want to choose with me
I see
Let's choose together
The second place goes to...
One more step away
Kashiwagi's men's!
Yahoo!
They came to me with a light heart
It's easier for me to go this way
I like Marumana-kun
That's bad
Someone equals me
That's not my role
You're in second place!
The city and the voice were good
It was good, right?
I want you all to withdraw your claims
Unfortunately, Kashiwagi is in second place!
What was good about it?
It was good that you asked someone out
If you didn't do that, Marumana-kun would just confess his love
It was well-balanced
Of course, men aren't used to feelings of love
But women are used to it because it's cute
You're good at that part
But more often than not, men are more stupid than women
I think men would still go for it
In one word, what is haraguro mail?
It's haraguro mail that calculates pure girls
Miyazawa is in first place!
That's amazing!
She was in first place last time and this time as well!
She's the main beauty!
What's amazing about Miyazawa-san is that it's not a Christmas invitation, but a date invitation.
Going on a date and picking out presents might be just a Christmas party,
but Miyazawa-san wanted to go on a date and pick out presents with just the two of them.
She wanted to go on a date, so she used Christmas to send this mail.
Miyazawa-san, please say a few words about this mail.
Christmas is Christ-san's birthday, right?
Miyazawa-san used it as an excuse for her date.
It's a devil's mail for girls who think of God.
She's in first place, but it's still bad news!
So Miyazawa-san used a devil's mail and became a mail beauty for the second time!
That's amazing!
After that, she released a special video mail!
That's amazing!
These three didn't come to the studio this time, but they made a mail with the same theme!
We'll show you the special video letter version!
First up is this!
Christmas Invitation
Yaho!
I have a Christmas party this time.
Can I invite you?
I don't need a present!
Instead, dress up like Santa Claus!
That alone will be a present for me!
I'll be waiting for your reply!
It's common to have the image that a Christmas present equals something,
but it's nice to have an expression like you're coming to see me!
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December 24th, Santa Claus is coming!
It seems like you can't meet him often!
Go to the station!
At first glance, it's a useless mail,
but it's a nice mail that people who received the mail will be able to spend warm Christmas.
Hey, there's a Christmas party tonight,
and I want to spend it with you.
Come!
I think it's a mail that will make you feel like you're being kissed by a boy.
It was a cute mail because it showed a lot of sweet and good parts.
Next time, we'll send you the Christmas mail written by the members as a waiting image!
Check out the show's website!
All of the members will fall in love with you!
However, there will only be one person who will date you!
An ultimate love game where you have to keep playing with the members!
"If you fall in love with an idol," part one of "AKB48," will finally be released tomorrow!
Please date me.
"Song Christmas Present" by AKB!
Please listen to "Christmas Reservation"!
Soon, white snow will fall in the city.
I look up at the sky and wait.
Do you remember the promise we made on Christmas Eve?
We made a reservation for Christmas, our romance.
Until the bell rings, will you come here?
Our first sale night!
We made a reservation for Christmas, our romance
As if lovers from all over the world are looking at each other
The bells of the church are ringing
The two of us quietly gather our voices
Our Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
After this, there will be a special gift for Kashiwagi's Meiru!
Good night!
Just kidding!
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An original T-shirt with our signatures on it?
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