AISubs v3.5
At a certain place illuminated by the moonlight,
in this place where the god's eyes cannot reach,
the blood feud between the ladies who fight night and night,
"chicken race" broke out.
Hey, hey, hey!
What is it?
Hey, hey, hey!
The fans keep saying "tagamiya" and "tagamiya",
but you don't have any friends in private, do you?!
What did you say?!
Even though you're wearing a watch,
even though you're wearing a watch,
you're not "onshimaneko" who cried last week because she was scared of balloons.
Hey, what is it?!
"Tagamiya"!
It's not "tagamiya"!
"Tagamiya"!
Hey, stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?!
Hey, if you want to fight so badly,
which one of you is "chicken"?!
Isn't it good that you've decided that, you bastard?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, you bastard!
I missed you! I missed you!
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"Number 2" is a chicken race where you race your team's bike on a road with 21 squares and compete for how far you can go from your opponent.
The number of bikes that advance is determined by the panel of topics.
From super common sense to members' secrets, the team representative will select 20 topics related to numbers.
The team that can advance their bike only by the number of individual panels in that panel and advance their bike further out of the five topics will win!
Of course, the team that is in the "out" zone will win, and the team that is further away will lose.
Well, I hope you'll have fun tonight!
First of all, Red Kokekokkodan's hostages!
Are you confident?
Of course I am!
And last but not least, Shirakesberrerz's hostages!
Of course we will win!
Here are the topics that will be brought to your team tonight!
Super common sense, general citizens, insolence, AKB and genre division.
The key will be which one you will choose in order to get closer to the "out" zone.
By the way, general citizens are five people in a separate room.
They will challenge various topics without knowing what is going on, and the number of bikes that will advance will be the result!
FIRST CHOICE!
First up is "fireworks"!
I chose this one!
A black outburst and a black cold fly away
There are only 24 of them!
How many will you choose, you bastard?!
I'll say 24!
You went too far, you bastard!
Rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first!
The first one to aim for the biggest number wins!
Don't be scared!
Go, go, go!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're too excited, you bastard!
Where's the next one?
No!
You idiot!
You're an idiot, you bastard!
You're too fast, you bastard!
Let's go, you idiot!
Idiot!
Go!
Idiot!
This is fun!
Idiot!
If it's money, you should say it, you bastard!
Idiot!
It flew away, so it can't be helped.
Dear Koukou and Sato Amina, you will choose...
I will choose...
This one!
The number of marshmallows you can eat at once?!
That's right, you bastard!
Why did you choose this one, you idiot, you bastard?!
I thought I could eat it if it was rock-paper- scissors, you bastard!
How many will you eat, you bastard?!
If you don't tell me about ten, I'll be in trouble!
Hey, you!
How many have you eaten, you bastard?!
About... nineteen...
You bastard!
Sato Amina!
Her goal is to eat a lot of marshmallows!
She doesn't know anything about it!
Will she eat that many marshmallows?!
The general public of Space is here!
Yay!
How many marshmallows can you eat at once?!
I will announce the person who will eat these marshmallows!
Uchida Mayumi!
Yay!
By the way, what was the biggest thing you ate?
Mikan...
I ate one.
That's amazing!
For some reason, she ate a whole mandarin.
How many marshmallows will she eat?
Let's start!
It's really big!
I see, it's big.
Next, she ate 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 marshmallows.
And...
You can still eat more, right?
Next, next, next!
It's 7!
As you can see, it's 7!
It's 7, you bastard!
Let's start!
Go!
It's 14, you bastard!
Satou and Ami got excited and ate it all at once!
Will the red coca cola team, who were late, be able to eat chicken next?
Second choice!
Satou and Sumi will have a match here!
Stop it! Who are you touching?
I chose this!
I'll put the money in Kobayashi-kun's wallet!
Stop it!
Hey! Give me back Kobayashi-kun's wallet!
Wait!
This is Kobayashi-kun's wallet!
You don't have a piton or something like that!
No, I stole it from my mom!
What are you saying, you idiot?!
Give me back my wallet!
How many do you think you have, you idiot?!
One thousand yen times ten!
I'll announce the correct answer!
If you have ten or more bills in your wallet, you can surpass Shirake Sperans, but...
Zero!
Huh?!
Zero!
You're the only one who said it!
How can you exchange it?
With PASMO?
You can exchange it with PASMO?!
I exchanged it when I came here.
I exchanged it with PASMO when I came here.
Do you have it?
I have it here.
Give me a little bit of it and you'll have...
Two hundred and forty...five yen!
But I don't have any money!
That's how low your level is!
19-year-old Kobayashi-kun's unexpected lack of cash...
As a result of playing hide and seek...
Shirake Sperans can't afford it!
Nakaya, who is usually kind, is going all out!
There's a nice writing on your back.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, you big-mouthed bastard!
Shut up, you bastard!
What are you saying, you bastard?!
I chose...this!
Chikano can do a double backflip?!
How many times do you think you can do it, Chikano?
Eight times!
Nakaya! Will he be able to do it eight times?!
Chikano doesn't know anything, but he puts his life on the line!
Hey, ordinary citizens!
Chikano will see how many double jumps he can do with this rope skipping!
You can do it, Chikano!
Chikano will do it!
Yes!
By the way, are you confident?
I was told I was a rope skipping girl.
What is the ability of a former rope skipping girl?!
Then, start!
Start!
One, two, three, four...
One, two...
He did it four times!
With that said, bike go!
You stopped with a gun, you bastard!
Red!
You're not losing at all, you bastard!
I want to run, too!
If you can't do it with a rope...
I'm sorry!
The white smellers, who have spread their lead in CUMAS,
will go first in red rope skipping!
It's about time for them to do it for real!
Serve choice!
What will Ishida, who aims for a large number, choose?!
This is what I chose!
Alright!
What about Eto's number?!
Don't you know?!
Of course you know, you bastards!
I know.
Hey!
Cow.
Tiger.
Cow?
Ostrich?
Mule?
Horse?
Sheep?
Cat?
Ox?
Ox?!
Have you ever heard of it?!
This year is ox year, you bastards!
So?
How many do you think it is, you bastards?!
Twelve!
Let's see if you're right or not, you bastards!
This is it, you bastards!
Twelve is correct, you bastards!
It's five, you bastards!
Watch out! Watch out! Get out of the way!
Hey! They got him, you bastards!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Shiro's in trouble.
What's more, Ishida got all 12 of them and the Red Coca-Cola Team is in the lead!
The Shirake-Smerals are cornered as the leaders!
Which one will Mineki-shi, who's aiming for the lead, choose?
Hey, you bastards!
I'm cute, so don't look down on me!
Are you saying you're cute?
Are you saying that yourself, you bastards?!
Are you saying you're cute, you bastards?!
I'm going to score!
You're going to score, you bastards?!
The one you're going to score is...
This one!
A throw, five of them thrown at the same time, and two meters away...
How many will it take?!
I'm going to score, I'm going to score!
Bring it on, you bastards!
Mineki-shi believes in his own strength!
How many of his five throws will he be able to score?!
Throw...
Go ahead!
Three...
Two...
One...
One, two...
Let's do it!
Zero!
Good luck!
Good luck, you bastards!
No way, with zero, Shirake-sumerars' bikes have stopped!
At this rate, you guys are going to pay for it!
Force choice!
First choice, Matsui's choice is...
I chose this one!
Ta-dah!
A Russian drink that you can drink in a row?!
Matsui is betting on his own luck!
Out of six drinks, one of them is super sour water with sodium bicarbonate!
He can move forward with five bikes, but...
Are you ready?
Go ahead!
Water!
With that luck, Matsui continues to drink sour water!
And the fourth one is...
Delicious!
How did you get here?
Which one?
This one!
You know it!
Are you okay?
Go ahead!
Delicious!
Wow!
That means...
This one is Kyoto!
Why?
Because it's sweet!
Why?
What's wrong with you?
It's sour!
And with that...
The fifth one is...
Amazing!
- Kobayashi! - Yes!
There's only one left, but what do you think of him?
- He'll win, won't he? - That's right!
Bad! No way! By luck, there are only two red cocaine out!
Shirake Sparrows can't avoid being covered in powder at this rate!
Next up is Takajo!
But there's one thing you have to be careful of!
If there's one thing you know for sure, you have to crush it!
- Red isn't that color! - That's right!
Of course it's not! It's not that kind of chicken, is it?!
I chose this one!
Watanabe Mayu updated her blog's number of times she wants to run Watarii Road!
- Oh! - I don't know.
- Do you know this number of times, you bastard?! - I don't know.
You don't know?! Why did you bring this up, you bastard?!
- But I'm sure it won't be ten times! - You can't get lost!
- Oh, really? Then you're confident? - Well... I am.
What is it, you bastards?!
The answer is... this one!
- Once! - Wow!
- I thought it was once! - Once!
That's normal! Once!
- And with that... - Bike, go!
Nine!
- But with that, you've crushed the other team's position! - That's right!
Now, it's the final battle, you bastards!
Takajo is in first place!
With this, the Red Coca-Cola Team has an advantage!
But with that, they're barely in first place!
If they're in first or second place, it's a tiebreaker!
Everything is...
It's a tiebreaker!
Don't be scared, Oshima!
What should I do?
Should I aim for first place?
Are you stupid enough to aim for first place when you know you're going to lose?
Are you serious?!
It's a problem if you underestimate me!
It's a problem if you underestimate me?!
Then are you prepared?!
But if you know you're going to lose, it's not a match for us!
Okay, then I'll ask you if you're prepared!
Then I'll be prepared and challenge you again this year!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What I don't like...
Killing!
Oshima Yuyuko calls her parents and says, "I'm hungry until I leave!"
She pushed it in!
Just once!
"Hello, this is Oshima," she says.
Dad, please!
Aiming for first place in gambling, Oshima shows off her Yankee spirit!
Will this strategy work out today or not?!
Call your parents...
Alright!
...and say "one call" for me.
Other than that, Kobayashi, be prepared, you bastard!
Okay!
I believe you!
The two are tied up in a trust relationship.
What will happen?!
The two are tied up in a trust relationship.
Three...
Dad?
Four...
Dad?
Five...
Hello?
Yes?
Dad?
Yuko?
What's up?
Now...
I'm not your dad anymore!
I'm recording...
I'm not your dad anymore!
Hello?
Yes?
Dad, I'm sorry. Are you always busy?
Oh, I'm always busy.
I'm recording a program right now.
If you answered correctly in one call...
Yes?
Um... Kobayashi...
Yes?
Um... Kobayashi... didn't fall into powder and survived.
But the number went over.
Kobayashi...
Kobayashi... will fall into powder now.
Ah...
Then it was... it was delicious.
And with that...
We'll move four squares.
Five, six, go!
Out!
You're fast!
I, Otoshi, love to threaten girls!
I'm bored!
There are days like this, too, right?
I don't think there are many.
Now that the Red Kokekokkodan has collapsed, if they don't surpass eight, Shirakesmerers will not lose!
But here...
My boss says he wants to run more.
That's cool.
Is that your opinion, Takahashi, you bastard?
Boss, what do you think of that?
You want to run, right? You want to run, right?
You want to run, right?
What are you talking about?
You chose it, didn't you?
Hey!
This is it!
What?!
If you call Takahashi and say you want to go to Earth, I'll kill you!
You're good!
Takahashi's device is not a hard number, but an almost eight!
This is the beauty of Yankees!
Will Takahashi's strategy work today or not?!
What will happen?!
Two...
Three...
Four...
Hello?
Ah!
Huh?
Oh, hello?
Yes.
Oh, Mom?
Wait a minute. I'll call Sata.
Okay.
Mom, I'm sorry for interrupting you.
What?!
Um, I'm Sata, the bad boy.
Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Right now, we're doing a segment called "How many times will Mom answer the phone?"
If it's 8 or more times, AKB's boss is going to fall apart.
Yes.
That's just what Mom said.
No, no, not at all! It's just what Mom said!
I'm sorry, Mom!
Is there anything you'd like to say to Takashi?
Um... don't slip and do your best.
With that said, if you move your bike four steps...
Bike, go!
Isn't that half-assed?
This sound! The long-awaited new song! Studio Live's first reveal!
New song!
Everyone watching AKBingo!
I'm Matsui Jurida!
I'm Matsui Rena!
This winter, the two of us were chosen as campaign characters for the Xbox 360's new game system "Kinect"!
Our new single "One, Two, Three, Four, Yoroshiku!" has been used as a commercial song!
Yoroshiku, Kinect, too!
Next Wednesday, AKB48's long-awaited new single!
"Chance of Order" has finally been released!
This song is sung by AKB48 members who won "luck" in rock-paper-scissors!
Tonight, it's Studio Live's first reveal!
Chance of Order
Starting with Mayumi Uchida, who won "center" for the first time in rock-paper-scissors!
Eight people voted for her!
Please listen to "Chance of Order", filled with their feelings for the first time in rock-paper- scissors!
Mayumi Uchida, who won "center" for the first time in rock-paper-scissors!
Eight people voted for her! Please listen to "Chance of Order", filled with their feelings for the first time in rock-paper-scissors!
Okay, I'll show you a little bit earlier! Here you go!
Eight people voted for her! Please listen to "Chance of Order", filled with their feelings for the first time in rock-paper-scissors!
What's in it?
I was worried when I opened my heart
Sometimes I feel sad
Tears overflow from my heart
You, jump, jump, jump, run
Jump, jump, jump, fly
After this, AKB's famous scenes will be released!
"Information Live Minamiya" on December 15th, at Takahashi Minami in Chikai.
Next time, AKB will sum up 2010!
We'll show you a lot of rare images you might not be able to see anymore!
In addition, we'll show you our first super image! Look forward to it!
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