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Once you're out, you're in trouble!
A survival game for an idol's life!
"Muchaburi Dodgeball"!
Alright, please explain the rules!
Yes! The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
For the members who are out, there will be a severe "muchaburi"!
Please do your best!
I'm motivated!
For those of you who are out of this "muchaburi" fortune-telling machine, please do your best!
For those of you who have never been "muchaburi'd"...
Yes!
Oh! Ishida!
I used to be a "linesman"
Oh! Shoukaku!
No, I'm not Shoukaku!
In the end, you'll be "muchaburi'd"
That's right!
As you can see, who will be "muchaburi'd" this time?
Alright, let's go! Here is the first "muchaburi"!
"Octopus dance feast"!
This time, we have fresh octopuses in here!
So, we'd like you all to eat fresh octopuses!
Are you ready?
Alright, let's start the game with "jump ball"!
Aim for the back of the head!
Oh! The octopuses just went for the back of the head!
It's a one-shot KO!
Itano's high-speed ball was barely touched by Hetale Sashihara's hand!
I won't give you this!
Now, it's time for a crazy showdown!
This time, we'll have Korean cuisine and Hyeonbu Kitchen cook this menu for us!
Now, could you take a look at the octopuses?
Yes.
Oh!
There's something in there!
Wow, it's crackling!
Wow, it's red!
I didn't think it would be this red!
Now, could you cook it for us?
Yes!
Wow!
Now, it's done!
Now, Sashihara...
Sashihara, shall we go?
Go!
By the way, octopuses' balls are super strong!
Wow!
Wow! I can't get it out!
I can't get it out!
She can't get it out!
Now, it's done!
Wow!
First of all, white team won!
Sashihara and Gaia's fireworks changed and the match resumed!
Next up is this team!
I don't like it!
It's embarrassing!
I'm going to do an embarrassing make-up on your faces once again!
Get ready!
First, Aoshima gets the ball and...
Suddenly, Miyaza shoots a high speed ball!
Miyaza dodged it with one last shot!
Then, from the outside, Miyaza shoots again!
But, he dodged it again!
The ball is now caught up in...
Whoa!
Takahashi reaches out and scores!
Even though you hit it once, you're trying not to do it again!
We won't let you off the hook again!
I'm shocked that Komori hit me!
Now, it's transformation time!
This time, Takahashi will be a character from a famous movie!
A famous movie...
What kind of character will make-up artist Kiyoto be in a famous movie?
Now, Takahashi, please turn around!
Luke-sama! Luke-sama!
Luke-sama! Luke-sama! Where are you? Luke-sama!
Takahashi, please look in the mirror and show us your appearance!
Go ahead!
Hahaha!
Wow! It looks like you're being tricked!
Now, this is the next challenge!
"Embarrassing Restaurant"!
"Embarrassing Restaurant" is...
a cafe restaurant on the 16th floor of Japanese TV...
where you have to carry out an embarrassing order!
Last time, Takahashi did...
Fried chicken! Fried chicken and...
Hahaha!
Wow! Hahaha!
He eats the food that the customers are eating without saying anything.
It's very embarrassing and reckless.
This time, I'd like you to do a pretty embarrassing and reckless thing by yourself over there!
Reckless matchball, ready!
Now, who is Minegishi aiming at with the ball in his hand?
Oh, it's a feint! Great reaction!
Minegishi also raised his leg and dodged it! This is no match for him!
And now, Komori, who shot Takahashi earlier!
But the ball is too slow!
Oops, the ball went over the C-3PO!
As expected, his movement is stiff!
He passes it to Naya and...
He hits the ball against Oshima's Shidoda's butt!
Did you hit it?
Are you saying I didn't hit it?
Linesman, are you watching properly?
Linesman!
I hit it! I hit it! I hit it!
Everyone is watching! I hit it! I hit it! I hit it!
Now, it's time for a reckless match!
Now, it looks like Shidoda-san is about to shoot, so I'd like to tell you about the game.
Now, Shidoda-san!
Yes!
Where are you?
Can you see me?
Oh, you can see me.
Is it pretty quiet around you?
No, it's not quiet. We're having a very serious match.
Oh, is that so?
Um, please don't say anything like "this is an AKB program recording" or "this is a location recording", okay?
Okay.
Got it.
Now, Shidoda-san!
Suddenly, with a loud voice...
Can you say "It's dangerous! An earthquake!" and hide under your desk?
This is hard!
Um, can you say it at an interesting timing?
At an exquisite timing...
Please.
Now, Shidoda-san!
Ah, earthquake! Earthquake!
Shidoda-san, shake it yourself!
Move the camera!
Shima-san, is it painful?
Of course it's painful!
Shima-san, next is to point outside and say "ah, it's UFO!"
Shima-san, the people around you don't care about you at all right now.
Really?
Yes.
Ah...
It's UFO!
UFO...
She's laughing!
UFO...
You're wrong! You're wrong!
Huh? I'm wrong?
Yes, okay!
Ah, it's funny!
So, Shima-san has been caught!
It was embarrassing!
How was it?
But it was really embarrassing!
I think it's the first time I've been so embarrassed!
But was it fun?
It was fun!
If it was fun, OK!
Next up is this!
Oh, it's small!
Gedemon food!
I'd like you to try Gedemon food again this time!
Ready!
Now, the match resumes!
Itano launched an all-out attack, but Ishida dodged it well and hit a clean hit to the back of his chest!
Now, it's time for Gedemon food!
OK, then...
Open!
Now, this is...
Sansho-gu's Sugata-yaki!
It's a famous food in Kuriyama district of Tochigi Prefecture.
It can be eaten as a side dish or as a snack and is said to be good for dieting!
What is this?! It looks like a Pokemon!
Now, it's time for "Bucha-bura"!
Please!
Where should I eat it from?
I'm shocked!
The one you want to say "yay"!
I want to eat it!
Yay!
You have to say "yay"!
Here I go!
Wait! What should I do?!
Oh, you're going to eat it from there!
I'll eat it like a picture!
You don't have to think about it like a picture!
How is it?
How is it? Is it hard?
Did you bite it?
Oh!
Now, bite it!
How is it?
What does it taste like?
Well...
What is this?
From the inside of my mouth...
No!
We have no choice but to swallow it.
How is it?
It's good.
How does it taste?
It's like a small fish.
My eyes are closing.
It's like a dried fish.
Dried fish?
It's like dried fish.
I'm fine with it.
I can eat it.
Huh?
Thank you for the food!
Time's up!
The next drink is...
Long Straw!
This is...
a long straw...
and we'd like you to drink...
a delicious drink!
Get your drinks ready!
First up is Oshima, who just beat Shino!
And...
today's best player, Itano!
Oshima, nice catch!
Itano isn't losing either!
This is...
Oh!
It's a hit for Ishida!
Ishida is out!
Ishida, who was cautious about the match between Itano and Oshima...
has no choice but to swallow the straw!
Now, it's time for your drinks!
Now, Ishida...
will use...
this super long straw...
and drink...
that milk over there!
A 10 meter long straw course.
Right after the start, you'll be waiting for a steep slope that will take away your stamina.
And the hardest part of the course is the 80 degree slope.
It's 3 meters above sea level and you'll have a heart attack.
You'll need a lot of energy to drink.
Will the members be able to clear this difficult course with their small bodies?
Now, it's time to eat!
Now, a challenge to their limits! Their first step has been taken.
Their pace is good in the beginning.
But now, it's a heart attack slope.
It's like a battle against yourself!
But now, they've easily cleared the slope!
But now, it's really tough!
Their pace is slowly slowing down...
Is it a goal now?
Huh?
Is it good?
It ended normally, but is it okay?
It's a really high slope.
The staff thought it was a slope much higher than that and easily cleared it!
They were scared!
Now, Shiro's team is in the lead!
The next tough course is...
Oh, no, no, no!
It's Inaba's turn!
As you all know, famous comedian Inaba...
Inaba-kun has prepared an original recipe that he's been working on for a long time!
Are you ready, Inaba-kun?
Yes!
By the way, the last Inaba meal was...
Pudding rice topped with rice and pudding!
Sato Sumire likes this Eddie Inaba's favorite food!
I can't do it.
In addition, Inaba's favorite food, firewood, is also perfect!
Will it be okay this time?
Watanabe came out again, but...
Go home! Go home!
Why do you hate it so much, Watanabe?
Because it smells like socks.
It smells like socks, doesn't it?
Firewood, can you look him in the eye?
Is it a rejection reaction?
No, I don't have any comments.
Go!
This is the hardest!
Ready, set, go!
Now, Inaba's meal that everyone is afraid of!
A large sketch of a board!
Firewood, Sato is scared!
And here, Hunter Oshima avoided Miyazawa well!
Everyone is telling me that they don't want to eat Inaba's meal!
Now, Shinoda's aim is...
Firewood!
And Miyazawa's aim is...
Oh! Hunter Oshima avoided Miyazawa well!
Everyone is looking relieved!
Firewood is a great pleasure!
Now, it's the last supper!
This time, this recipe is...
This is it!
What is this, Inaba-san?
Melon miso soup!
Melon miso soup?
No, I mean...
Why did you think of making this?
Well, I thought of drinking miso soup, so I opened the refrigerator.
There was melon in it.
Shouldn't you put it in?
No, I don't know.
For now, let's taste it like Inaba-san.
First of all...
Yes?
For now, let's look at it as it is.
First, eat melon!
How is it?
This miso's saltiness and melon's sweetness, is it harmonious?
Yes.
It doesn't sound delicious at all.
Isn't it terrible?
This is definitely no good.
Then, kashiwagi!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
I'll eat it.
For A.D. Inaba, the best treat is melon miso soup.
How is it?
Does it suit kashiwagi's taste?
How is it?
Are you okay?
I told you to eat more!
How is it?
That...
The saltiness and sweetness...
It's a best match, right?
It doesn't suit at all!
A new famous man's crime?
Are you mad?
What's wrong?
Is it your first time with a famous man's crime?
It doesn't suit at all!
No, no, no.
This is no good.
It's no good?
This... but...
I don't know.
I can't judge it well just by my judgment.
Really?
Then, Inaba-kun, even your favorite person ate it, right?
That's right.
Who was your favorite person?
Kasai-san.
Ah, Kasai!
Kasai!
Inaba-kun, Inaba-kun!
You're the one who's being called out!
Let me say it.
You're late!
And with that, Kasai continues on from last time.
Again, Inaba-kun's trial food!
Hey, why?
But it didn't hit.
Shouldn't you have hit me from the beginning?
You should have done that!
Is it okay if you think it's yellowtail?
That's right, that's right.
It's delicious.
How is it?
Don't put it out.
How is it?
Inaba-san, I'm watching you.
Tell me your impression. Inaba-san is watching you.
How is it?
It's really bad.
So, this time, the white team won by two people against four people.
And MVP is decided by Kasai and Momi, who ate Inaba's food without getting it right.
PRAISE MUSEUM
It is an art museum that collects only words that make you speechless.
So, tonight's theme is...
Something you want to say to your relative who you haven't seen for a long time.
First of all, the pen name is Amina Anya's work.
Something you want to say to your relative Sato Amina who you haven't seen for a long time.
I knew it. Even cousins can get married.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, come on! Let's go to the pharmacy!
Let's get back on track.
Next, the pen name is Kojiharu the detective's work.
Something you want to say to your relative Kojima Haruna who you haven't seen for a long time.
Hey, let me take a picture of you. I want to show it off to my friends.
No, I can't do it. I hate pictures.
This time, I'm going to choose...
...this one!
Yes!
Well, it was very good, but after all, marriage is love's biggest goal, so you can't win against that, Kojima-san.
I see.
Well, Kojima-san, I'm sorry, but it's decided!
Yes!
I wonder what it is...
Wow, it was a fly!
Good night!
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new work, are being distributed on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy!
After this!
From AKB, a Christmas message of love!
AKB48 is rampaging in Asia!
Asia Song Festival has come out!
Last month, on the 23rd, at the Asia Song Festival held in Seoul, AKB48 appeared as representatives of Japan!
Furthermore!
The next day, the official shop in Hong Kong reopened!
AKB48 promotions were broadcasted in Hong Kong as well!
And in Japan...
The macaron cake produced by AKB48 is now on sale at 7-Eleven!
It's a cute Christmas cake you can serve yourself with macarons!
At 7-Eleven...
Merry Christmas!
Our new song "Beginner" was released last week!
Thanks to you all, we've once again won first place on the Oricon Weekly Chart!
Tonight, we'll deliver another studio live performance with gratitude!
"Beginner" is a song about a girl who wants to become a singer.
The song is about a girl who wants to become a singer.
We wish you a Merry Christmas!
Let's get started!
Are we dreaming?
Do we believe in the future?
Don't be afraid!
Never fear!
Keep your heart open!
Now we are dreaming!
The chains that have been controlled by us are still alive and kicking!
We can't do anything! We can't do it right!
So why are we still young?
We can't do anything! We can't do it right!
So there is a possibility for us!
The wind has stopped! The wind has stopped!
An unfamiliar light is pointing at us!
Now is the time!
You were born and changed!
The members were born and changed!
Next week, a new concept is born!
That's great!
Let's do it!
A new plan! A battle of numbers!
Courage and guts are tested in a chicken race battle!
What will happen in the match?!
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