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When you're out, it's a total mess!
Idols clash with girls' willpower and balls!
A total mess dodgeball!
In front of you, Rei!
Now, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as a normal dodgeball!
However, when you're out, it's a total mess!
Well, do your best!
She's so cute!
Kojima, you know Shudofu, right?
Oh, yeah!
She said something really bad on TV!
What did she say?
Say it properly!
Her high-pitched voice is making me speechless!
As you can see,
who will be in charge of the total mess?
Now, here we go!
Here's the first total mess!
No!
What is it?
Please come back out!
No way!
All three of you are out!
What is it?
It's really impossible!
It's not impossible, it's a total mess!
You'll definitely get it!
Now, let's go!
Now, a jump ball!
Oh, a high kick to the left leg!
I really didn't like it!
You're a criminal, aren't you?!
I really didn't like it!
You said it in one run!
I really didn't like it!
Now, it's time for a crazy showdown!
This is today's special dish!
It's a croaker!
This croaker is said to have a great effect in competition.
In Southeast Asia, Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia, croaker is sold in large quantities as a food.
This time, we have Kappo Yakihamakuri from Koto Prefecture to help us prepare it.
I'm hungry!
Can I say one thing?
Don't hold it so neatly!
Now, please enjoy it!
It's tough!
Let's eat it up!
Eat it up!
What are you doing?!
It's tough!
You should eat it!
How is it?
It's better than I expected!
So, now, since Takahashi got hit, the one who went into the outer ring is Ono!
So, let's move on to the next "muchaburi"!
The next "muchaburi" is this!
Odara air cannon!
What is this?!
This device is called "odara air cannon generation device"!
This hits both sides of the cardboard box and blows away air clumps along with smoke!
This time, we'll put the smelly odara in the cardboard box and blow it away!
Until now, it was hard for the TV to convey the smell, but...
Yes! This time, we thought about it, staff!
The smell...
Yes!
You can see it in the picture!
Ready, start!
First, Itano tries to hit Kashimagi, but he dodged it well!
Now, Miyazawa takes it and hits Kashimagi!
Out! Kashimagi!
Now, it's "odara" time!
I'll smell it and see how smelly it is.
It's okay!
Yes!
Be faithful!
Yes, I'll be faithful!
Ah, it stinks!
It stinks!
I'll put it in here.
I see.
It's amazing!
It already smells!
It stinks!
Kashimagi, are you ready?
I'm ready!
Now, it's "mujaburi" time!
3, 2, 1...
Out! Kashimagi!
What is this?!
Sit down, Kashiwagi, sit down!
I don't know! I don't know!
You don't know, do you?!
One more time! Try smelling it!
Kashimagi! Kashimagi!
The smell of pee fired from the air cannon hits Kashimagi's face!
Kashimagi hits the ground!
What?! Does everyone want to smell it?!
Kashimagi! Kashimagi!
Look! This has a killing ability!
This is difficult!
It's a mummy!
It's amazing! But it was amazing to see it with my own eyes!
It was amazing, wasn't it?
So, Kashimagi won, so Kashimagi went in and Kasai went in!
Now, let's continue! The next "muchakuri" is this!
What is it?
Embarrassing makeup!
As you know, we're going to do an embarrassing makeup on your faces!
The game starts with Kojima, who is suddenly nervous.
What is he going to do with his outfit?
Oh, he returns it to Oshima and hits his left knee!
As expected of Oshima, who has excellent athletic nerves!
A high-speed ball hits his left knee perfectly!
Now, it's time for him to transform!
This time, I'm going to transform Minegishi into a person you can only see in the city!
What kind of transformation will Kiyoto, who is good at makeup, transform Minegishi into?
Let's take a look!
He's a drunk old man! Here you go!
Dad! Dad!
Where are you going? Where are you going?
This is no good!
What are you doing?! Shut up!
The next "muchakuri" is this!
Revealed! Komanechi!
Now, first of all, please take a look at this!
Now, this is in front of the Nihon TV Zero Star Square!
For those who are out, they will jump out of the studio and move to Zero Star Square!
Only one person will do Komanechi with all their might!
Now, which one of them threw the ball?!
Gaia Takahashi!
Gaia is drunk!
Her feet are shaking!
Once again, Itano is holding the ball!
Oh my! Kasai missed the catch!
Kasai is out!
Now, it is Komanechi's time!
Yes! With that said, it is about time for Kasai to arrive at Zerokusa Square!
Really! Really!
Ah! She's here! She's here! She's here!
She's here, Kasai!
I really can't do it!
Now, Kasai...
Ah, but she's totally looking at me!
Of course she's looking at you!
Now...
Here?!
Can you see me?!
Kasai!
Um... Are there a lot of people around you?!
There are a lot of people, but it's already dangerous!
What's dangerous?!
I can't see anything!
Kasai!
Yes!
You'll do it there!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Is your heart ready?!
Yes!
Please do your best, Komanechi!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Komanechi!
You did it, Kasai!
You did it, you did it!
Kasai! Kasai, one more time!
One more time?!
Do it one more time!
Kasai!
Um...
Look back! Look back!
Look back and do it with both of you!
Girls, do it with both of you!
Do it with all your might!
One, two...
Komanechi!
She fell again!
You! Then...
Turn around and do it, Komanechi!
Kasai, go!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi!
Komanechi! Komanechi!
Okay, you can come back now!
Wow, amazing!
That was so much fun!
We had so much fun!
Wow!
Good job!
That was such a big round of applause!
Really?
The two girls were so into it!
They were rolling down the bench!
We've never experienced anything like this!
We've been entertainers for 14 years!
We're rolling down the bench!
You can be confident!
It was amazing!
Really?
It was amazing!
We did it!
It's 4-4 now!
The next "muchaburi" is...
The spinning actress chair!
This "muchaburi" is...
You sit in a chair exclusively for actresses...
And after you spin around...
You take a picture with your signature pose!
Here's Yonezawa's first attempt at the game!
Wow, this is a big battle!
Kashiwagi's back in the ring...
Kojima's throw...
And...
Oh, an ono-gauto!
Out!
Kashiwagi threw the ball, and an ono-gauto catch missed it!
This is so annoying!
Now, it's time for "Muchaburi"!
Kyojin-sensei!
Hello!
It's Kyojin.
Oh, it's been a while!
Yes, it is.
What kind of pose should we do?
Well, you know, you have to keep your heart naked.
Oh, Kyojin-san!
Yes!
How about this?
Like this.
Like a "bricco" pose.
And raise your legs like this.
I see!
Then let's practice the pose for once.
Well, it's old, but...
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
I know, I know.
Like this.
Can an ono-gauto take a picture with this pose even after being spun around?
Well, let's do it!
It's "Muchaburi" time!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Okay!
Ono-san, let's do it!
Ono-san!
Come on!
Ono-san!
Come on!
Be "poney"!
Come on!
Ono-san!
Raise your shoulders!
Ono-san!
Raise your shoulders!
You can do it!
Okay!
Yes, it's a good one!
Here is the next "Muchaburi"!
What is it?
Marshmallow PK!
What is it?
Marshmallow will catch it with her mouth, not her hands like PK's keeper.
It's your turn.
She threw it along with a meaningless shout.
And she threw it high and it hit Yomeizou!
Yomeizou!
Takahashi with a wonderful smile.
The ball he threw hit Yomeizou's calf.
Yomeizou's first experience of hitting a ball.
Yomeizou will put a goalkeeper's doll on her face and have Sata catch a marshmallow with her mouth.
Let's start the game!
Take it!
Sata's marshmallow hit Yomeizou's head in a straight line.
Great! Great! Great!
Take it!
Is it because your hands are like this?
Move! Move!
What is this?
Endo-san, please do a rolling PK.
Can you do a rolling PK?
Yes.
I will do a rolling PK.
Take it!
Okay!
Next is this one!
Don't try to stop me.
Embarrassing make-up!
This is the second embarrassing make-up.
Now, Oshima.
First of all, it's out of bounds.
Oshima's high speed ball is returned to Itano.
However, Itano is not losing.
Everyone is serious.
Itano has it!
Oshima receives it!
Itano drops the ball!
Great!
It didn't hit.
What? It didn't hit?
It didn't hit.
It didn't hit!
Do you say it didn't hit?
Linesman is watching you!
Linesman, do you say it didn't hit?
It's gross, but...
Out!
What's going on?
It's transformation time!
Now, Itano will transform into that famous character!
Makeup artist Kiyoto will do Itano's famous character's makeup!
Now, let's have you face this way.
This is a doll you can eat down!
Let's see what it looks like.
Here it is.
Eww!
At the moment, white team is leading 3-2.
The next crazy dish is...
Here it is!
Biribiri Teijuuwa!
No, no, no.
This time, while waving our hands, we'd like you to eat hot oden!
Now, Maeda's goal!
Push!
As expected, it's hard to move!
Yonezawa returns it to Naira and...
Oshima throws it!
Oh, Sato is caught by hunter Oshima!
Oshima!
Surprisingly, today, he caught his fourth prey!
Now, it's time for Teijuuwa!
The crazy dish is...
Here it is!
Eww!
This is hot!
Now, let's eat soup first!
Let's eat soup first!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Now, let's eat radish!
Ouch!
What?!
Is it hot or not? Tell me clearly!
Is it hot or not?
Now, let's eat radish!
Now, let's eat!
Let's eat!
It looks delicious!
Eww! Eww! Eww!
Eww!
It's really spicy!
Eww!
Eat it! Hurry up!
Eat it!
Thank you!
You got it!
Now, it's 1 to 3!
White team wins!
This mvp will show off his little money in front of the public and win an applause from the general public.
Takahashi's Challenge Project.
I can't do it.
No, please stop it.
The reason for the cancellation is...
North League's Challenge Project Part III - Takahashi's Counterattack.
According to BAD BOYS' proposal, Takahashi will attempt to speak in rakugo.
And the teacher will be...
The great rakugoist, Shunputei Koasashi!
The performance given to Koasashi is...
"Koumori", written in ten pages of manuscript paper.
This story requires high technical skills to play four roles separately.
Takahashi will remember this perfectly in just 20 days.
At North League's event held on August 3rd, he will have to perform it in front of a large number of fans.
Finally, Takahashi's challenge has begun!
Takahashi's Challenge Project Part III - Takahashi's Counterattack.
Takahashi practices his rakugo with all his might.
This is what the teacher taught him.
Takahashi practices his rakugo with all his might.
You should practice a lot.
You shouldn't practice dozens of times a day.
And a week before the performance...
With the results of his hard practice, the script was completely in his head.
Then...
Excuse me...
I've learned it a lot, but...
I don't practice in front of people, do I?
So...
I want to do it in front of people as much as possible.
And so!
The Japanese TV program staff have gathered!
Will they be able to show the results of their practice here?!
I'm Hinodea, and I work at an izakaya.
I'm a man named Seizo.
Oh, that Hineru and Oyunoderu.
That is my job.
Takahashi practiced nervously until the end.
What are his impressions?
Excuse me, how was it?!
Yes?
It doesn't sound like rakugo.
It doesn't sound like rakugo?!
Isn't the tempo too fast?
Is the tempo... too fast?
Somehow...
Is it okay?
Somehow... I can't laugh...
I can't laugh...
He can't laugh.
His master's words were heard.
The most important thing is to learn.
Takahashi couldn't speak.
Do you think you can do it?
I can't do it, Sima-chan.
So I'm going to practice.
I can't do it.
It's really hard!
No, stop it!
No!
I can't do this!
The live performance of their new song "No Sleeves" will be held at Yokohama Brits on August 3rd!
What will happen, Takahashi?!
"No Sleeves" long-awaited new song "Kimishika" will be released next Wednesday!
Check it out!
Tonight, a new song "Lucky Seven" will be released on August 18th!
Please look forward to it!
What kind of trial is this?
Next life, if it's you, I can do it
How many failures have I made today?
The only thing I want to do is run away
If I go back, I'll regret it
Don't be weak, don't be scared
Do your best one more time!
Courage is nine in seven, if it's you, I can do it
God will be on your side, nine in seven
and lucky seven, lucky seven, lucky seven!
After this, Sashihara goes back to Watanabe!
He has a strong willpower and influence.
Next week's "Honest Truth"!
Sashihara and Kashiwagi expose Watanabe's hidden face!
I didn't come back with a manga. I just remembered!
What manga?
I'm going on a long-distance love.
You like love, too!
No, I don't! I don't want to return it!
I want it back!
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