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"Honest Justice"!
It's a psychological game of fear, in which you ask each other tricky questions and use high- performance lie detectors to reveal each other's lies!
First up, blind and deaf all-rounder Yuko Oshima!
Second up, talented idol Rie Kitagawa!
How do you like this competition?
Personally, I'm on the same team as Yuko, and I'm on the same team as Rie Kitagawa.
But since I know their personalities, I'd like to have fun as usual.
You'd like to have fun as usual?
What questions did the two of you from the same agency think up?
Rie Kitagawa's questions...
I think number two is a lie.
Not at all.
From Yuko to Rie Kitagawa.
As for number three...
It's a mistake I often make myself.
Oh, really?
You don't like it?
Well, let's get started with "Honest Justice".
First up is Yuko!
I think I'll dig up what happened before.
Number two!
I see.
How about this one?
I think she might have something in mind.
Rather than being tricked by an AK Bingo prank,
she's angry that she wasn't on-air most of the time.
No.
Her face doesn't turn at all.
Her hands don't move either.
She endured it!
She's strong!
Was there something like that?
I was the one who set it up, right?
That's what I said.
But in the end, it was only one of you.
I was wondering what you were thinking.
How was it?
Well...
It's a dark world.
Next up is...
Your hand!
Your face!
I'm confident in my eyesight.
No. 3!
No. 3.
I have strong feelings for this person.
I used to like Haruna Kojima,
but recently I like Minami Minegishi's skin better.
No.
Huh?
I've gotten tired of Haruna Kojima.
No.
No. 1!
Hey! That's weird!
You've gotten tired of her.
That's right. I've gotten tired of her.
How about you, Yuko? Have you gotten tired of Haruna Kojima recently?
She kissed me earlier.
I was wondering what that was about.
She kissed you?
It's been a while.
Why did she kiss you?
She was just sitting there.
She said, "Are you cute?"
She kissed you.
What?
That's dangerous. I think it's dangerous for me, too.
How about you, Minegishi?
Since our team became together with Mii-chan, I've come to know Mii-chan's good points, too.
Minegishi is a liar.
I'm kidding. I love you all. I'm a lady.
Now, let's move on to Yūko.
Tomomi said it earlier, too.
With this...
Number 3!
This is...
Did you say it?
Yes.
To be honest...
When I'm told that I look like Sashihara Rino...
I'm shocked.
Hey!
No.
She's been shocked for the first time!
Since we work in the same agency...
I don't like it.
She's persistent.
Do you get told that a lot?
Since our debut, I've been told that a lot.
It's not like we look alike...
I've never thought we looked alike.
But...
S... Sashihara Rino...
What?!
When we saw each other...
She said "Sashihara Rino" even though she was looking at me.
It's not like we're mistaken...
We're mistaken about our nicknames.
Sashihara Rino is often mistaken, too.
She's often mistaken about her nicknames.
Sashihara Rino...
Yes, I'm often told that.
At handshakes all over the country...
People who don't know me very well...
They definitely say...
Sashihara Rino, I love you!
At that moment, of course...
I say "Yes, thank you!"
That's already a danger zone!
Let's continue with Sashihara Rino!
Yes!
Here...
She threatens the idol life of Oshima...
This intense statement!
What is it?
It's "no"!
This is...
It's already decided.
It's decided?
Yes, it's decided.
Really?
Yes.
To be honest, even if I fart in front of the members, I don't regret it at all.
That's a lot!
An idol doesn't fart!
Times have changed.
What's wrong? You're like a weird bird.
That's right!
Just in case, when I do it, I do it.
Even after I do it, I do it.
I'm sorry.
You don't regret it, do you?
Regret, huh? I don't regret it.
This is quite harmful, isn't it, everyone?
Please regret it.
I'll regret it from now on.
With that said, Kitara has gained two points.
This is...
Oshima has been cornered.
She's aiming for a comeback.
Did you read it?
I don't know it, either.
A solo gravure song appeared in a magazine,
but none of the members noticed it.
I was shocked.
No...
In that magazine, Mayu-yu was in it, too.
That's a big shock!
That's a shock!
Didn't you know about it, everyone?
I know about it!
Didn't you start it?
That's it!
You have to say it yourself!
Why are you going there?
You can't say it among each other.
You can meet each other there, in the dressing room and so on.
I see.
At that time, Kitagawa didn't say anything, but it was a shock for you, wasn't it?
Of course it was a shock for me.
So, you both chose "O".
Yes.
You chose "O".
Let's go with Kitagawa!
This is...
Furthermore, this choice cuts off Oshima's idol life.
It's "No. 4".
Oh, I see.
It's quite a lot, isn't it?
I wonder what it is other than that.
Is it okay?
It's really annoying.
It's annoying!
No, it's really...
To be honest, I enjoy talking about "no. 4" the most.
No.
I'm counting on you only for this part.
I'm counting on you.
If you keep doing this, you'll never have peace.
I'm the one who can say "no." the most.
No.
It's "no."
You keep saying "no."
But I've been saying it for a long time.
Even though I'm an old man.
You shouldn't say it so openly. You're an idol.
But I didn't say it.
I said it like this.
You said it, didn't you?
I've never said "no." on a show!
But of course, it's a fun "no."
What's a fun "no."?
Is there anything fun about "no."?
The match is...
Kitagawa wins!
A new legend is about to be revealed!
On June 5th, it started moving!
Bad Boys barged into No Sleeps' dressing room.
I heard you guys are releasing a new song.
If you release a new song, you must have done something, right?
That's right! In a past No Sleeps' "Show Us Your New Song" live,
Minegishi challenged himself to do an AKB song for the first time and was moved.
Kojima successfully pulled off the "table cross" trick and enthusiastized 2,000 fans!
Which means...
This time, I've already thought of something.
Wow! Really?!
This time, Bad Boys has already initiated a certain project for Takahashi.
Furthermore...
A super-large-scale all-round collaboration!
Just who is this "large-scale" project?!
"No Sleeps Challenge Project Part 3 - Takahashi's Counterattack"!
It's been about two weeks since then.
Good morning!
Get out of my way!
Bad Boys called Takahashi for an emergency call.
Now...
Hey!
Put it on!
Hurry up and put it on!
Why should I put it on?!
Put it on, you idiot!
You look like my poop this morning.
Get out of my way!
Go ahead!
After putting on Takahashi's eye mask, they headed for...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Hurry up and walk!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Okay, we're here.
Just where is this place?!
Can I take it off?
You want to take it off?
Yes.
Sure.
Is it okay for you?
Yeah.
Huh?!
What do you think?
No, no, no, what do you mean "what do you think"?
This is where you belong!
No, no, no!
Takahashi was brought here by...
"sinise no yose, suehirottei".
This is a place that continues to protect the tradition of "sinise no yose", which is also a sacred place of Edoracu language.
What kind of great person is waiting for us here?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
You are early.
Takahashi is in shock.
What kind of great person is waiting for us in Takahashi?
Excuse me.
What kind of great person is waiting for us in Takahashi?
And the one who was there is...
- Good morning! - Yes!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Sorry for making you busy. - No, not at all.
That's right! For Takahashi's sake, BAD BOYS asked for a great teacher who is...
Shunputei Koasashi-shou, the master of rakugai!
As a rakuga, for the first time in Japan, he held a solo performance and made it a great success.
He is a great person who supports the current rakugai.
- The song you just played is AKB's... - That's right.
- You know it? - What?
- Wait a minute. Shall we do it now? - Yes.
- You didn't know it just now? - Why wouldn't I know it?
- Can we? - What is it?
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Wow! I know it!
- You know it? - I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you...
- Yes! - What? You know it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- You know it, don't you? That you wanted to meet me. - I love you.
- Wow! - I'm sorry to say this, but... - Yes?
- First of all, do you know about the master of rakugai? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- You know it, don't you? - Yes, I know it! It's Koasashi-shou, right?
- It's Koasashi-shou. - What?!
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute, you!
- So, the one you will challenge this time is... - Don!
- Rakugo! - Rakugo!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I can't do it!
So, Takahashi is going to challenge Rakugo!
At Northribs events, more than 2,000 people gather every time.
Before that, he's going to show us his raw Rakugo.
And there's a reason why Bad Boys chose Rakugo.
And that is...
I'm going to confess your weakness.
- Weakness? - Yes, that's right.
- Do you know what your weakness is? - You're short-handed.
You're wrong.
Speak up!
- You're talking too much! - Why?
I'm an MC. I can talk, right?
No, you can't. How can you be so confident?
- Well... - Yes?
- Can I ask you a question? - Can we ask you a question?
- So... - Yes?
- Can you speak with a high-pitched voice? - Yes.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Can you bring me a cushion? - Yes.
- By the way, our number three, Poppo... - Yes?
- She failed an audition for AKB. - What?
Poppo-san!
She failed and came here.
Poppo-san!
She called me "six-year-old mackerel" and accepted me.
And Takahashi went to a traditional lecture.
Hello, everyone. I'm Takahashi Minami of AKB48.
This is what happened in "Tea with Water".
I was wearing a mask.
I was allergic to pollen.
My nose and eyes got itchy.
It was summer and spring all year long.
I had to wear a mask.
It was painful all year long.
When I was wearing it, a man said...
You're Takahashi of AKB, aren't you?
When I talked to him like that...
I usually took off my mask.
It was rude of me to leave it on.
But there was a reason why I didn't take it off.
My nose was covered with tissues.
Huh?
That's it?
Yes!
Weren't you calm?
What is this?
Get out of my way!
Oh, no!
Takahashi showed us the worst slip in history!
What is the evaluation of Master Kowasa?
The most important thing for me is to learn.
Right now, I don't have time to think about what it is.
I'll just talk like this.
I'm not good at keeping my mouth shut and talking slowly on purpose.
It's boring.
If you talk about boring things in a hurry, it gets really boring.
So, if you pull the part where you were wearing a mask and talk slowly like this, it gets interesting.
Various actors and everyone is studying rakugo.
Is that so?
Rakugo is a traditional Japanese game.
I think it will be useful to study this.
Really?
Yes.
If you do rakugo properly and learn how to talk like this, you might live to be an emcee and become one of the best emcees in the world.
That's amazing!
Takahashi, who has been slipping all year round, has hope in him!
Here, Master Kowasa will give you the rakugo performance Takahashi will try this time.
That amount of rakugo performance will be ten pages of manuscript paper!
Will Takahashi be able to memorize these huge lines in a short period of time
and complete the performance perfectly?
Can you memorize this amount of rakugo?
I don't know. I haven't memorized this much.
Then, you should forget about the script as soon as possible.
You should put in the lines and memorize them.
You should talk dozens of times a day.
Yes, I will do my best.
This time, Kowasa Shishou has chosen the play "Original Rakugo, Komori" for us.
This story is about Komori, who was saved by a man, who comes to pay back a debt owed to a young girl.
There are four characters in the play.
Komori's 15 or 16-year-old daughter,
a 30-year-old man who runs a bar,
male customers who come to the bar,
and drunk customers.
Komori has to play these four characters alone.
First of all, Takahashi decides to practice playing Aoi, who is about the same age as himself.
Will he be able to do it well?
Please say it.
Thank you for that theory. You are a benefactor of life.
It's good, isn't it?
It's exciting, isn't it?
It's pretty good.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Please leave it alone.
Next, a 30-year-old store owner, Seizo's line.
Yes, Seizo-san, please say it.
Hey, don't you think you're misunderstanding me?
It's like...
I'm not drunk.
It's calm.
Furthermore...
There's a line, "If you have a problem, show it."
Are you drunk?
If you have a problem, show it.
What?
I don't know!
Do it like this.
Like this?
Do it like this.
It seems that the male role is not played well, let alone the female role of the same generation.
How is it? Do you think you can do it?
Is it okay? I'm worried about it.
There is only a little time left until the stage of "Namanakugo".
Takahashi has an anxious look on his face due to the difficulty of the role.
Then...
There is an unexpected surprise from the master!
We have to decide on a name for the role, don't we?
That's right.
Takahashi Minami can't be in the role.
Let's decide on a name for the role.
Let's do a collaboration between "Kohasa" and "Minami".
How about "Konami"?
"Harukaze Konami".
Is it okay for me to give you a nice name?
That's great!
"Harukaze Konami" was born here!
There is only 20 days left until the live performance of "Unmei".
Will Takahashi be able to master "rakugo" well?
AKB48 Special Unit "Team Dragon"'s "Kokoro no Hane" is finally released today!
The music video is also a must-see!
A new project following AKB48 and SK48 has been born!
That is...
MMB48, which is active mainly in Osaka and Namba!
That first generation audition is currently being held!
And...
SK48's fourth generation audition is also being held!
For more details, check out their official website!
We are currently filming the music video for our new single "Heavy Rotation"!
This time, we have Mika Inagawa as our director!
Colorful sets, sexy costumes, and more!
We've shown you a lot of AKB48, but we'll show you a new AKB48 as well!
Look forward to it!
Undergirls, who were chosen for last week's audition!
Tonight, we'll show you the music video for their song "Tears of Seasaw Game"!
Tears of Seasaw Game
No matter how sad a moment was, you were by my side
You supported me like a trembling moon
Strong summer sunshine and intense rain
A branch stretched out its hands and protected me
I was preparing a heart for a different change season, but...
You were by my side
My love for you is... yes, a little heavy-hearted
When I'm still tired and confused, the scenery around me blurs
My love for you is... yes, at first it was light
But what was stuck in my heart was a fragment of memory
To make my chest bigger!
The ground wave has an influence!
I'm going to punch it!
Next week, idol cyborgs get beaten up!
The influence is stronger than I thought.
What will happen to "Sashimona Gekitchin"!?
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