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Every time, we welcome a top entertainer who is active in various genres and teach them their secret techniques!
Today's top teacher is Fujii Tsunehisa, a Japanese TV announcer!
In the last episode, we learned the basics of announcements and how to do live broadcasts!
Is it "wonderful"?
My heart is dancing!
We also heard Fujii-sensei's secret techniques!
Now, it's finally time for the advanced level of announcement techniques!
Now, what will you teach us about live broadcasts?
Yes! We'll have you try being a "newscaster"!
Newscaster!
First, let's have Fujii-sensei show us some examples!
Good evening, everyone! It's time for "News A.K. Bingo"!
Let's start with the first piece of news!
Around 3 p.m. today, in Massachusetts, there was a three-car gas explosion!
There were no injured people in this accident!
Next piece of news!
On April 25th, a long-awaited eldest daughter was born to Bad Boys' Kiyoto-san!
Her name is "Meira"!
I hope you raise her well!
That's wonderful!
There are actually three points for today's unusual news, but what are they?
First of all, greetings are important.
The first greeting is a refreshing and elegant smile for a news program.
It's different from a normal smile, isn't it?
Yes, even if you don't look elegant.
The smile you make when you say hello in an action program is like this.
What about when you say hello in a variety show?
When you say hello in a variety show, you say "konbanwa"!
No, I've never heard you say that.
I've never seen you say "konbanwa" like that.
It's okay for a variety show.
And when you read the news, you should basically raise your head.
But you can't keep your head up all the time.
Make sure you look down when you say this kind of thing.
This action of looking down actually gives credibility to the people watching the TV.
Now, I'd like you to grow up quickly after hearing Mr. Kiyoto's news.
I'd like you to add a comment.
This is where humanity comes in.
Think about this one word yourself and say it at the end.
I see.
This is where you can tell the difference.
Okay, I got it.
Now, based on these three points, Maeda will do the challenge first!
Nice smile!
You've grown up, Maeda!
Oh, have I?
Yes.
Hello, I'm a new announcer, Maeda.
Can you show us your smile when you read the news first?
That's good!
Can you show us your smile when you're on a variety show?
No, I can't.
You're wrong.
This is definitely not news.
You're too lazy.
Okay, let's do it!
Now, Maeda's newscaster, start!
Good evening, everyone!
It's time for "News A.K.A. Bingo".
Then, I'd like to go straight to the news.
Today, around 3 p.m., in Massachusetts,
there was a bus-gas-bike accident.
No one was injured in this accident.
Here is the next news.
On April 25th, a long-awaited eldest daughter was born to bad boys' Kyoto-san.
Her name is Meira, and she seems to be happy about it.
Well, since her name is Meira, I hope she stays healthy and happy.
Then, I'd like to move on to the next news.
Yes!
Unfortunately, it's 40 points.
What's wrong with you?
At first, she had a good smile, so I had high expectations for her.
But, her first news was terrible.
Her last comment, "Meira, Meira",
I couldn't get everyone's sympathy for it.
So, I had her deduct some points.
Do you understand, Meira?
Yes!
Then, the next challenger is Chikashin Kuramochi!
This time, in the second news, there is a temporary news.
Ms. Kuramochi, what's the point of the temporary news?
To be honest, even a professional announcer would be impatient,
but you should never show your emotions on the screen.
Even the audience would be moved.
You shouldn't laugh or be moved.
Are you okay, Kuramochi?
I'm okay!
Then, let's start Kuramochi's news program!
Good evening, everyone! It's time for "News A.K. Bingo"!
The first piece of news is...
At around 3 p.m. today, in Massachusetts, USA,
there were three big explosions of gas and buses.
There were no casualties from these accidents.
The next piece of news is...
Will the temporary news source be able to read it?!
Earlier, Minami Takahashi slipped again!
When Takahashi-san shouted "I'm ready!" at school all of a sudden,
Takahashi-san and Minagishi-san said, "Both of us are Minamis!"
They said mysterious but meaningless words,
and made people around them freeze one after another.
If you live nearby, please be careful.
Okay, cut!
So, how many points did you get?
No, but it was highly rated. 85 points!
Wow!
That's amazing!
The first piece of news, "Massachusetts News," was also a success.
The big explosion of gas was also shown clearly.
And the "temporary news" was broadcasted without laughing.
That's amazing!
Thank you!
Okay, next up...
Next up is "weather segment broadcast report."
Kojima will be challenging this!
Okay!
First up is Kojima from Fujiiana!
However, it looks like the weather is a little rough at the scene.
Okay, for this weather segment report, we've prepared something like this!
Using an ancient fan, we'll have you challenge the wind speed of 15m/s typhoon report!
Of course, for the weather report as well, Fujii- ryu's points are...
What in the world is that?!
So, Kojima-san, based on these three points, please do your best and keep talking for 20 seconds!
Yes!
Okay, so the wind speed is 15m/s! Kojima's weather segment, start!
Okay! I'm Kojima of Niuma! Right now, I'm next to...
I'm next to... Japanese TV's front door!
Why is it flying?!
Right now...
Why is it flying?!
Niuma-san!
It's flying a lot!
So, how many points did you get?
30 points!
You didn't have much content in the wind, did you?
That's right. I didn't know what you were talking about.
Kojima-kun, don't talk like that!
I can't talk! My T-shirt...
My T-shirt smelled and I panicked!
Variety-wise, it's full points, but as a weather report, it's not good.
With that in mind, we'll have Takahashi do Kojima's part.
By the way, Takahashi!
Takahashi's wind speed is 30 meters per second.
As expected of Takahashi!
Will Takahashi be able to report properly in 30 meters of wind speed?
Now, it's Takahashi's weather segment! Start!
Yes, this is Takahashi at the scene.
It's starting to get really strong!
Kojima's wind speed is 30 meters per second!
Cut!
Akashi!
It looks like white rice cake!
By the way, how many points did you get?
I was moved. I got 80 points!
She was talking all the time!
And she stepped out towards the wind!
She has a lot of guts!
Today's theme is "Convey with your heart".
I think she expressed this beautifully. I got 80 points!
Congratulations!
Amazing!
Akashi, who faced the wind with a small body and a wind speed of 30 meters, gave high marks!
Now, Fujii-sensei, what's next?
Next, I'm going to challenge my specialty, live sumo wrestling!
Sumo wrestling!
Now, it's finally the culmination of announcement technology!
Based on everything I've learned so far, I'm going to try sumo wrestling!
First of all, we have the example of Fujii-sensei, chief of sumo wrestling in Japan!
Now, it's the final match!
The western Yokozuna sumo team versus the eastern Ozekiya Haruma Fujii team!
This is Yokozuna sumo!
As the number one sumo wrestler in the world, I can't afford to lose here!
Now, this is the challenger, Ozekiya Haruma Fujii!
The western Yokozuna sumo team wants to get their revenge!
Now, there's a lot of time limit!
The winner of the final match is the winner!
Haruma Fujii is pushing forward!
Haruma Fujii is aiming for the head!
Hakho wants to make a turn!
Now, he's letting go of it again!
Now, Hakho made a left turn!
From the position of pushing to the right, he's pushing!
He's pushing!
He's pushing! He's fishing out!
Yokozuna Hakho wins!
Showing Yokozuna's enthusiasm, Hakho wins!
This strength is no longer a domain of God!
Wow!
That's the way it is!
Now, we're going to have you do a live Sumo match.
But this is just a summary of what you've learned so far!
A summary!
You can keep talking!
You can add a catchphrase and make it more exciting!
Yes!
And finally, we're going to think about comments that could be good news in the newspaper!
I think we've prepared a lot of things for you.
Now, we'd like you to actually do a live match right here!
Wow!
Now, let's have a special guest join us!
Let me introduce you to our special guest!
First of all, we'd like you to watch this person!
Wow!
Japanese TV is proud of the strongest wild bear, Mr. Dabea!
Wow!
By the way, Mr. Dabea is a second-year employee who belongs to the Japanese TV advertising department!
Wow!
He's cute!
Now, Dabea is popular in the advertising department!
I love Dabea!
You like Dabea, don't you?
I bought the same clothes as Dabea!
These?
I bought these clothes!
Oh, you did?
I'm wearing Dabea fashion today!
Wow!
By the way, is Miyazaki here?
Unfortunately...
Actually, Miyazaki was absent from Team B's rehearsal that day!
And then...
What did you write?
Miyao, Team B's new performance, "Ganbare!"
You're so nice, Miyao!
If you say you're not here, you'll get a lot of messages like this!
And now, we'll have one more special guest fighting against Dabea!
This is Dabea's opponent!
Wow!
It's Chisejika!
Chisejika runs around the country every time she likes Chisejika!
Huh? Wait a minute!
Dabea suddenly started hitting Chisejika in the eye!
What is this? What's going on?
What is this?
Don't underestimate me!
Huh? Wait, isn't this a fight?
And then, Chisejika...
July 2011, Chisejika completed!
It's completely useless!
Dabea, what a shame!
Yes, this unprecedented battle will be broadcasted by Menegishi!
Will she be able to show the results of her study so far?
This is already a collective thing, so...
Anyway, keep talking!
And while adding catch copies and such, get excited!
And finally, it would be great if you could twist even the comments that would make you look like you're in the newspaper!
Yes, please do your best!
Well then, Menegishi...
Sumo broadcast starts now!
East... Dabea!
Here we go, Dabea, the commentator!
Nishi... Chideji... Kao!
No matter what happens, he's calm and calm.
I'm looking forward to this all-or-nothing matchup.
Ready...
Start!
Here we go, this all-or-nothing matchup.
Oh! Oh! Now they're even! Even!
He's pushing! Oh! Dabea's pushing! Dabea's pushing!
Oh! Dabea! Dabea!
The deer is calm and calm...
Is his face a little distorted?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
The deer is chasing... chasing him away!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Both of you, go for it!
Oh!
Specific!
The deer wins!
Go for it!
Okay, cut!
How many points did you get?
Unfortunately, I only got 30 points.
30 points...
What were the key points?
I wanted him to move properly.
And when he threw it, I wanted him to say "I threw it!"
I threw it!
And at the end, I wanted him to say a memorable phrase.
That's right.
Um...
I wanted him to say "Go for it, deer and bear! Go for it, human!"
It was pretty difficult.
Okay, then...
I'd like you to choose your MVP for this round.
Okay!
Actually, there's someone who helped me study this round.
It's Takahashi Minami-san who helped me learn that announcements are all about the heart!
What a magnificent typhoon!
"Phrase Museum"...
An art museum that collects only words that make listeners dumbfounded.
Phrase Museum
Now, today's theme is...
After your first date, say something you don't want to leave.
First, a work of Atsuko Ni Omakase, pen name.
After your first date, say something you don't want to leave.
You have something you want to say to me before you leave, don't you?
You know...
I've always wanted to lick your nostrils.
Is that it?
Next, a work of a pen name. "Liquor Store".
After your first date, say something you don't want to leave.
I guess I'll give you 80 points for today.
I still have time, but...
Do you want to get full marks?
Sure.
Shinoda-sama's 100 points is...
Oh, that's harsh!
Now, the work I'm going to give you is...
This one!
Yes, I'm sorry.
No, it was very good. My start was wrong.
Now, Shinoda-sama...
The work I'm going to give you is...
Huh?
Tell me!
You saw it, didn't you?
Why... Huh?!
Let me see!
You're dying.
Here I go.
Not that pattern again!
That pattern is too much!
Let's go.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
There are staff behind you, too!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
There are a lot of adults, aren't there?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Here I go.
It's time for you to grow up.
Idiot!
Good night.
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new work, are in high demand on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy them.
After this, "Vegetable Sisters" will cheer up those who are tired!
Vegetable Sisters
Let's cheer up, "Vegetable Sisters"!
This time, red bell peppers and spinach are sent to...
Hello!
Wow!
You're all in the video!
This is a sub-control room of the studio where we always record "AKB".
Here, various people work on videos and voices that are necessary for recording.
"Vegetable Sisters" goes on a social tour!
What do you do for a living?
I produce music and sound effects for the show.
Music and sound effects?
Yes, music and sound effects.
Music and sound effects and music and sound effects?
Yes.
I see.
Music and sound effects is a job that plays sound effects and BGM according to the studio where it is recorded.
Do you also play "ping pong" when you give a quiz?
What is it?
Wow!
Is this how you make sounds?
Do you have songs of "AKB" in your head?
Yes, we do.
Then...
Let's do an intro quiz!
"AKB" Instant Intro Quiz!
Here is the question!
"Aitakatta" (I Missed You)
Correct!
By the way, who are you applying for?
I'm applying for Itano-san.
Oh, nice!
Nice! Nice!
Which one do you like best?
All of them.
Here, they will present their energy to Onkou-san.
Drink this and do your best at work!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
Vegetable Sisters wish Onkou-san good luck!
Please look forward to where we will infiltrate next time!
Do your best!
It will be released on 30th of this month!
"Wataridouka Hashiritai"'s fifth single, "Seishun no FRAG" (Youth's FLAG)
The music video will be released tonight!
You've worked hard all this time, haven't you?
I ran on the path I believed in
Even if it's painful and I can't breathe and I feel like I'm going to stop
I'm going to take one step at a time with my feet and feelings that I feel like I'm going to fall
Let's wave the flag of youth big
You can see the goal in the mountains in front of you
Let's wave the flag of youth cheerfully
Don't lose yourself to the snow, flag
The flag of youth is not to give up
Even if you get lost on the road, hope is there
Let's wave the flag of youth big
You can see the goal in the mountains in front of you
Let's wave the flag of youth cheerfully
Don't lose to yourself by losing your courage
Flag
After this, Maeda's true feelings will be revealed in "Honest Competition"!
It's not like I'm doing it because it's cool or anything.
Next week's "Honest Competition" will be a big hit!
Itano's stubbornness!
Maeda's true feelings!
You don't hate me, do you?
I don't hate you, but I don't want to be you.
When I look at you, I think you're ugly and ugly.
No!
You're awesome!
You're ugly inside and ugly outside!
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