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A.K.A.B. Fans Expansion Project!
A.K.A.B. fans, it seems like you've become quite popular recently.
That's amazing!
Don't you think so, Kojima?
Huh?
Do you feel like you're gaining popularity?
What do you think?
No, no, no, no.
What?
No, no, no, you say it, but you have a little, don't you?
Well, I do have a little.
You say it like you're fighting.
No matter what you say,
in order for you to become even more popular in the future,
you need to become fans of famous people.
That's why we're here today.
That's right!
That's why we're here today.
Today, for you guys,
we've brought in a big-time famous person!
Well, to put it in one word,
it's a young duo from Kansai dialect.
What?
Well then, let's have them appear right away!
Today's guest is this person!
Please come in!
Ladies and gentlemen,
in this song, today's guest is
Kameda Kouki!
Naniwa's sword, Kameda Kouki!
As Kameda brothers' eldest son,
former WBC world flyweight champion,
and former WBA world light flyweight champion!
Naniwa's benkei, Kameda Daiki!
As Kameda brothers' nephew,
current WBA world flyweight champion!
A big-name Japanese boxing champion,
first appearing in "AK-Bingo"!
Do you two know about "AK-Bingo"?
Do you know about "AK-Bingo"?
No, we don't know about it.
You don't know about it?
Well, of course...
To the members who don't know about the sudden appearance of the Kameda brothers,
we're going to test you!
Maeda!
Yes!
So you know which one is the eldest son, right?
Um...
Yes.
The one with black hair.
What?
Hey!
Kameda Kouki is the older brother, right?
Kouki, which one?
Kameda Kouki is...
Um...
The one with the skinhead.
He's not a skinhead, though!
Um...
Can you not call me by my hair?
No, no, you're right! You're right! You're right!
So you two know about the catchphrase, right?
Kouki's...
Catchphrase.
I love grilled meat!
That's not it!
Hey!
I told you not to be rude!
That's not it!
Kouken is from Naniwa.
And Saeki's is...
Kurogani (black crab) from Naniwa.
That's enough!
In order for the Kameda brothers, who don't know about AKB48 yet, to become fans of them,
they will now choose their favorite members.
In the show, they research the types of girls they like in advance.
The members also appear in various games to see how much they like that type of girls.
Who will they choose?
Here is their first appeal!
The Kameda brothers like girls who can do sports.
As expected, they like girls who can do sports.
It's better for them to move their bodies to some extent.
- Rather than not being able to do anything... - They can't do anything.
With that said...
What kind of game will pass through the gap?
A momentary object will pass through the gap of 20cm.
That object will only do something!
It's a game where you can show off your important body vision in order to do sports!
Now, the first challenger is these five people!
What will pass through the gap?
3...
2...
1...
- Now, please answer to Phillip. - Go ahead!
- By the way, did you understand the answer of Kameda and Phillip? - Yes, we understood it.
- Is it easy for you? - Yes, it's easy for me.
Since you already know the answer, can I listen to it for a moment?
Wow, that's amazing!
Now, let's see the answer together!
- What is "kinko"? - It's a safe where you can put money in.
- We're going to get a kinko now! - No way!
- Yes! - The four of you have the same answer!
- That's right! - It's a good thing!
- Now, let's see the correct answer! - Yes!
The correct answer is...this one!
- We did it! - We did it!
- The exit is...0, right? 0, right? - 0.01.
- 0.01? - 0.01? - 1.01.
- What happened? - 3...2...1...
I don't know!
Wasn't that a little too fast?
Let me ask the Kameda brothers.
I don't know.
Not at all.
Even a professional boxer doesn't know the speed.
It doesn't matter to a professional boxer.
But I think it's different from here and there.
Then you two, if you don't mind...
With that said, the Kameda brothers will participate and do it again for a special occasion!
I don't know!
The Kameda brothers!
I don't think they know.
I wanted to say it like this, but I didn't know.
What did you say?
Can I say it?
Wow! Amazing!
Correct!
Wow!
It looks like you've got all the answers.
Let's open them all at once!
Go ahead!
I see.
Do you think they'll know?
No, they'll definitely know!
I'm not used to being in a ring.
You're not used to it?
It's like a kimono.
Oh, like a kimono.
I see. Everyone's wrong.
What?!
Let's slow it down one more time!
The hint is a sports tool.
Watch closely!
Oh, I know!
Please watch it with music clip.
It's a little nasty...
...kind of...
...color.
Let's watch it together.
Open!
Ho!
I see.
Seiuchi, Nagagawa and Takahashi are correct.
Yay!
Rin-san, I'll give you a hint.
You said "sports tool", didn't you?
When do you use it?
What is it?
When you're hungry...
...that's when you use it.
Not good at all!
She made a mistake!
She lost speed and did it again!
What did she get?
Three...
...two...
...one!
This is...
Okay, Filippo, please answer.
Did you write it down?
Yes!
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
...blow up!
That means...
...all of you are correct!
Let's switch challengers!
Next up...
...are these five!
- Oku! - Yes?
- I've got something in my ear. - What is it?
You're singing the theme song of "Ojarumaru".
Is that you, Okumaru?
No, it's not me.
My name...
...doesn't have a dot on it.
Yeah, it's Oku.
- But it's not me. - It's you!
What did she get?
Three...
...two...
...one!
Okay, Filippo, please answer.
Open!
Kouki-san?
Okay, let's say it together.
Open!
What's that?
Wait a minute.
Shinona-san!
Yes, yes.
What did it look like?
It was red, but...
Yes, it was red and blue.
Yes, I think it was about that size.
Was it that big?
It was red, so I couldn't think of anything else.
Oh, you couldn't think of anything red.
I see.
Kojima-san, what is that?
I don't know the name of it, but it looks like a person riding a bike.
All of you are wrong!
No, it's not!
The color is correct!
Yes, the color is correct, but...
Don't you two from the Kamina brothers know it?
Oh, we know it!
Now, let's speed it up one more time!
Three, two, one...
We know it!
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
You know it, right?
Now, let's say it together. Open!
It's Suda-kun and Suda.
Seriously?
I'm confident about this.
Seriously?
On the contrary, seriously.
And with that, the correct answer is land celebrities!
But for Suda and Shino who don't know it yet...
The hint is...
Red, black, pink.
There's more, right?
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Times are different!
Times are different?!
Times don't change that much!
Ah, that's right. There's a lot of colors now.
There's only one color now.
The hint is the back.
Now, let's say it together. What did you think it was?
Three, two, one...
Yes!
You know it, right?
I'm confident about this.
You're confident?
Now, say it together. Open!
Land celebrity, land celebrity...
Yes, you're finally correct!
Land celebrity, land celebrity...
3... 2... 1...
You're correct!
Thank you!
Now, let's look at the answers.
Let's open them all at once!
Kojima-san!
Yes!
What is it?
I don't know what it is, either.
It's too fast for me to know!
You don't know what it is?
Will you give us the answer?
But this is really fast.
This is really fast.
There is no correct answer in this.
I don't know what it is!
Again, not all of them are correct!
This time, they're going to speed up and do it one more time!
The hint is "the legendary creature of Japan"!
3... 2... 1...
Now, please answer with the hint!
Go ahead!
But it was easy to understand just now, wasn't it?
Now, let's look at the answers.
The legendary creature of Japan!
Jeez, jeez, jeez...
You're ignoring the hint!
The correct answer is...
Congratulations, Miyazawa!
That's right!
Other than Miyazawa, this is the last one!
You're all idiots, really!
Now, did you all understand?
They're going to speed up and do it one last time!
3... 2... 1...
Now, please answer with the hint!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Now, let's look at the answers!
Open!
Suzuha-san, are you serious?
I can't take it anymore!
The picture is correct!
You're wrong! You're crazy!
What do you mean "crazy"?
You're crazy!
Where is it stretched?
The mouth, right?
No, it's not!
The mouth is stretched!
Earlier, I could tell by Yuko's facial expression!
Yes, yes, that's it!
Was it better to stretch your face?
Shizoda-san, let's do some counselling!
Now, let's look at the correct answer!
The correct answer is this!
Now, with that being said...
Except for Shizoda-san and Kojima-san,
this question is correct!
The first stage ends here!
With their hard work up until now,
let's have the Kameda brothers choose their faces!
What's that?
This is...
If you're chosen for your facial expression,
you'll receive a facial expression patch,
or rather a facial expression belt!
What does that mean?
Let's start with Kutagi-san!
I don't really remember...
Can I use my impression?
Everyone doesn't know what your answer is,
but with my impression,
I think this girl did her best!
Shizoda-san was sitting in the second row, right?
Yes, she was sitting in the second row!
She always had a good impression!
But I didn't notice my hard work at all!
Now, let's continue with Forbes-san!
What should I say?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
I'm not embarrassed!
It's hard to decide!
Hurry up and decide!
Let's go with the answer you said first!
Who did you say your answer to first?
It's me, right?
Congratulations!
At this point, Kouki Kameda will be Miyazawa and Daiki will be Oku!
Next, here is Kameda brothers' favorite woman!
Kameda brothers like kind women!
Is that so, Oku-san? Do you like kind women?
I think everyone likes kind women.
Daiki-san, I like kind women too.
I see, I understand.
Next, we will see how kind you are in an impromptu performance.
The first stage is a school classroom.
When you see a man depressed because of his teacher's scolding, how do you cheer him up?
The members will be asked to show their kindness.
These three will be challenging!
First up is "Itano" challenge!
What's wrong with you, Kyouto? You don't look well.
Well, my test score wasn't good.
Is that so?
You can do better next time.
But...
And...
My Kyouto is always perfect!
Will you go out with me?
Now, what do you say, Daiki-san?
What do you think of a girl you like?
I don't like her.
You don't like her, do you?
I don't like her at all!
If you gave her a score of 80 out of 100...
That's not the problem!
Next up is "Tsundere-musume" challenge!
What's wrong?
You know, my test score is bad...
Why are you so depressed? You should be depressed somewhere!
Huh?
Just kidding! Just kidding! I'll be your tutor!
Come on, let's go!
Please be strict with me!
Okay!
This is "Tsundere-musume", right?
Yes!
Where did you learn it?
Well, you know...
What did you do in 3rd grade?
My tutor was a little erotic, wasn't she?
No, no...
She wasn't erotic like that!
But you like her, don't you?
Of course!
You don't mind, do you?
The last one is "Tsundere-musume", Kojima!
Huh? I forgot my mark...
You got "salsiva".
Huh? Are you kidding me?
Well, you know... My test score is bad...
How many points did you get?
30 points.
Wow! That's amazing!
I got 10 points, but I didn't care about it at all!
I think you should care about it.
Oh, I'll do it for you!
Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Fly away!
Oh, it flew away! Wow!
Fly away to Brazil!
It hurts, it hurts...
Fly away!
It doesn't hurt!
How was it?
If a girl is stupid like me, I don't like it at all...
That's right!
"Anti-separation strategy"! Let's move on to the second half!
"Phrase-museum"!
It's an art museum that collects only words that will make listeners go bonkers!
Well, tonight...
Now, today's theme is...
After your first date, something you don't want to leave behind.
First, a pen name.
Chiyuu-san's first work.
After your first date, something you don't want to leave behind.
Kasai Tomomi told me about it.
Ah...
My happy time is about to run out...
Happy time extension...
Can I go home?
Next, a pen name.
Ryo-chin-san's work.
After your first date, something you don't want to leave behind.
Nito Moeno told me about it.
I...
I'm so happy...
I might get punished.
You're already getting punished with your thief make-up...
Now, this time...
I'm going to choose...
Here it is!
Well, that's a big one.
Say it.
Well...
Are you extending it?
Ah, but in the case of number two...
I'm doing a thief's make-up again, so...
I think the punch is weak.
I'm sorry. On the contrary...
I'm sorry for the material of number two and three.
But...
Theory of Thief's Make-up
Wow, it's interesting to make up a thief's make- up.
Well, we should make it a thief's make-up here, don't you think?
The members' heart-shaped phrases, including this new work...
Are being distributed on the program's website.
Please enjoy it.
After this...
"PONYTAIL" and "SHUSHU" special video will be released!
Thanks to your support...
"ORICON WEEKLY SINGLE RANKING" has gained its first appearance and won first place!
"AKB48"'s sixteenth single...
"PONYTAIL" and "SHUSHU"!
Tonight, please enjoy it with the music video's making video!
"PONYTAIL" and "SHUSHU" special video will be released!
The blue sea, the rows of rocks, the endless spray of water that makes me want to walk with you.
Ponytail, in the wind, you run, I run, in the sand.
Ponytail, while stepping, turned around, your smile, red summer begins.
A water ball of shushu
I can't grab the love sheet
It's disappearing from my chest
It's an illusion!
Don't let go of my hand
Without changing
You are you
I'm just running
La la la la la la la
After this, what will the members cook in front of the camera?
Everyone watching AKB, I'm Asuko Maeda.
My new photo book "Asuko" will be released on June 7th.
This book has three volumes.
I went to New York and took a picture of what I would be like if I lived in New York.
Everyone, please take a look. Thank you.