AISubs v3.5
Overcoming, it is a harsh trial beyond the limits of idols.
The only way to avoid it is to win.
A battle that cannot be called out, once again!
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If you're out, you're out!
Idols clash with girls' willpower and balls!
It's both or nothing!
Takaini, Rei!
Now, Ms. Yuri, I'm counting on you!
Yuri is just like a normal dodgeball.
However!
For the members who are out...
There's a tough game waiting for you!
Please do your best!
And now...
This is the fourth time!
Kojima, you're not doing this for the first time, are you?
Yes, I've done it a few times.
You've done it, haven't you?
The penalty game is definitely getting better, isn't it?
It's getting better, it's getting better!
It's a penalty game, Kojima!
Now, Kojima and Yuuko...
Did you get something, Yuuko?
A long time ago...
What was it?
Um...
The painter...
The painter!
Kiyoko did it for me!
The painter did it for you, didn't he?
The painter did it for me!
Thank you!
Huh? You're wearing makeup today...
Oh, you're not!
I'm fine today!
Look at me!
As you can see, this time...
Who is going to be the one to be whipped?!
Now, I'm going to say it!
The one who's going to be whipped first is...
The pet and the skinship!
The pet and the skinship...
Let's get a two-shot!
Now, let's have the pet appear!
The pet is this one!
Please come out!
Toy poodle, come out!
Now, the pet this time is this one!
Please come out!
It's not Toy poodle!
It's Tokagi-chan!
Let's start the match!
Ready, set, go!
First is the jump ball!
Takajo easily gets the ball!
Oshima doesn't stop at all!
The ball goes to Maeda-ami...
Oshima!
Nice catch by Kokone-tachi!
Oh, she dodged it!
The ball goes to Miyasaki...
Oh, Kojima dodged it well!
She dodges Takajo!
She didn't hit it! Bound! Bound!
What will Maeda-ami do?
The ball goes to...
Oh, Takajo somehow dodges it!
That's lame!
What's that?
That's lame!
I didn't hit it!
That's the lamest way of hitting it!
I didn't hit it!
You said you thought you could catch it.
No, I just scooped it up.
No, you hit it.
Now, it's time for a crazy match!
Please bring Tokagi-chan close to your face...
and let's take a picture together.
Can I bite it? Is it okay?
Don't you bite it?
I'll bite it! I'll bite it!
Touch it.
Cute. Cute.
Okay.
Be gentle, okay?
Don't make it a two-shot.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Put it close to your face.
Put it on your cheek.
Okay, I'm looking forward to it.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Cheese.
It's okay!
Now, Gaien has entered Watanabe River...
and Takajo has become Gaien!
Now, let's go!
The next crazy match is...
this one!
What is it?
Eating a lemon!
Eat a whole sour lemon...
within 30 seconds!
That's fast!
Ready... Go!
Now, Takahashi...
Gaia's Takajo...
returns it to Takahashi...
and a quick attack!
Takahashi again!
Oh! And now...
it hits Sashihara!
Now, now!
Sashihara...
claims the lead here!
Wait a minute! No, this is...
Pomori!
Hey! You messed up!
You shut up!
You messed up!
What is she doing?
She's turning her back and saying...
You shut up! You messed up!
Hey! The camera's over here!
It hit it!
It hit it! No!
It's time for a whole lemon!
This lemon...
has a lot of vitamin C...
in it...
Let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Oh!
I've never seen...
Sashihara like this!
Her pores are all open!
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Three...
Two...
One...
Okay!
Now, let's take a look...
at what we've got here!
Toy poodle...
Shinken Shirahara Tori!
What is it?
This is a sword...
that Kiyoto-san has brought down...
with Shinken Shirahara Tori...
for you to protect it.
Ready, set, go!
First, Maeda Atsuko passes to Gaia.
She receives it, but...
Oh!
Takahashi hits it here!
You haven't hit it yet.
No, no. You hit it hard.
It's a function.
You hit it pretty early.
Now, please show us Shinken Shirahara Tori.
Now...
Kiyoto-san, one more time.
I'm scared!
Which one is it?
Oh, it's a function.
It's a function.
It's a function!
Now, let's go!
Please protect Kiyoto-san's sword well!
Please!
Ready...
Start!
Hurry up and do it!
She received it!
The sword Kiyoto received...
beautifully hits Takahashi's forehead!
Now...
Now, please show us the camera!
The camera!
Let's move on to the next weapon!
The next weapon is...
This one!
Huh?
Extremely smelly tofu!
I don't like smelly!
Next...
Smelly!
Please show us your face.
Ready...
Shirahara!
Now, Kojima...
Sudden high speed ball!
The one who received the ball is Watanabe!
What will he do?
This is a pass!
Oh! He threw it with his own will...
but it didn't hit anyone!
And Miyazaki...
He missed his aim...
and aimed at Yagami!
Now, what will Gaia do?
Naiya's last pass!
Oh! Kojima hits it!
I hit it!
I can't figure it out.
Hey!
Did you hit it just now?
I hit it!
Out!
Now, please try the "Gekikusa Tofu"!
This tofu is called "shu tofu".
It is a rare dish that is commonly eaten in Taiwan and China.
By the way, I measured it with a machine that measures smell.
Miyazaki, the part you pulled out didn't wash for three days.
So, it was seven times worse than the socks you wore.
But, my nose was burned.
My nose was burned seven times.
It's quick.
Now, Miyazaki, please smell it.
Can I smell it?
The power of "Gekikusa Tofu" is...
This is...
Where is it?
This is permission!
Open!
Oh my god!
There is a safe zone over there.
Let's go for a bite.
Let's go.
Let's eat!
How is it?
Oh my god!
OK!
The next "muchaburi" is...
Embarrassing make-up!
Embarrassing make-up has produced many masterpieces, such as two-layer thief make-up.
Who will win this time?
Ready!
First of all, S.K. Iyagami passes to Takahashi!
Takahashi passes...
Here, Oshima Onera is safe with only one shot!
Everyone is desperate more than ever!
OK, he passes...
He pushed the ball again...
Oh! And now Watanabe is out!
Oh my god!
I've never seen Watanabe like this!
Oh my god!
I've never seen Watanabe like this!
Watanabe is an AKB's first straight idol.
He decided to do an embarrassing make-up without dodging the ball!
Because I hit it!
Now it's time for his transformation!
The make-up Watanabe is going to do is...
Dozeimon's make-up!
Who's Dozeimon?!
You're bad-mouthed!
What kind of Dozeimon will Kiyo, who's good at make-up, do to Watanabe?!
Please show us!
Not eyebrows!
Eyebrows!
Who?
Dozeon.
Oh, Dozeon.
I'm used to it.
Yes.
You don't like this make-up and this atmosphere, do you?
It's Yarisom!
Good!
It's Yarisom, isn't it? This atmosphere!
At the moment, the white team has an overwhelming lead with 2 to 5!
Now, next up is...
Gantaku!
You all know Gyotaku, don't you?
Yes, it's a human version of it!
You'll paint the fish you've caught black and show it on paper.
You'll do it with your face!
Ready...
Now, from Kikuchi...
Dozeon receives the pass!
Why me?
Can anyone do it for me like this?
Please!
Here, the game resumes!
Now, the ball is...
Gaia's serve!
This is Kikuchi's catch!
It's really Dozeon's catch!
Now, what will Kikuchi do?
Oh!
An unreasonable young man hits a double!
Welcome back!
Seriously, why do you have to fix your make-up every time?
Now, here's the double, Gantaku!
I've seen this before!
Huh?
I've seen it!
Huh?
I know this!
Huh?
Alright!
Let's do it ourselves!
Kikuchi, you'll do it half-opened, okay?
Half-opened...
I'll do it like this.
You can do it!
My nose is about to break!
You can do it!
You can do it, Gantaku!
This is how you do it!
Here it is!
Two!
Now, it's two against four!
The reckless one is even more powerful!
The next reckless one is...
This one!
Here it is!
Foreign food!
You can do it!
Now, it's...
Ready!
Miyazaki suddenly aims at Yagami!
Akachi and Ruru are left!
Can they escape?
Now, and...
Oh! Yagami hits it!
You hit it, didn't you?
It hurts...
You hit it, didn't you?
Now, and...
Yagami will eat...
This one!
What?
That's unfair!
It's an omelette!
Can you see it?
It's an ant's omelette!
This ant's omelette is...
a course dish
in a shop called
"Kappo Yakiamamuri".
It's said that it has
anti-inflammatory effects.
I don't like it when it's in an omelette.
It's all ant's.
Now, and...
Yagami, please eat it!
Wow!
Now, and...
Wow!
Dozeemon-san, can you look away for a moment?
Yes, stand up!
I'm going to join this red team!
Yes, it's OK!
Now, the red team is alone!
It's lonely!
I'll do my best!
Yes, do your best!
Now, let's continue!
Here is the crazy thing on Twitter!
What is it?
It's a static electricity machine!
This static electricity machine, which is used in various experiments,
will discharge about 50,000 volts of voltage at once!
By the way, what about the ax we experienced last time?
It was a shock and shock!
Who is the host this time?
Get ready!
Now, it's a one-on-four battle!
Dozeemon will show off his wonderful smile!
What will Dozeemon do?
Now, here...
A freestyle throw!
Oh!
Now, it's a static electricity machine!
Wow!
My hands are sweaty!
Okay, touch it.
Here we go!
Wow!
Here it is!
For now, store the static electricity like this, okay?
Oh, I did it!
When you store it like this, your hair will stand out like this!
Oh, it's hot!
Now, you have to do it when you like.
Oh, I have to do it when I like?
I can't do it!
I'm scared!
Go!
I'm going!
I think you've got quite a lot now.
Is it bad?
It's bad.
Sometimes it's bad.
I'm dying!
Is it that bad?
I'm dying!
I'm going!
Go!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It really hurts, but...
It won't harm you.
Ms. Aida, you can rest assured.
It hurts!
Now, in this match...
The white team wins by three to one!
And this MVP goes to...
Mayu Watanabe, who took a step forward from an idol to a world of her own!
After this, the Munekin Graze will be released!
Graze Museum...
An art museum that only collects words that will make you feel ecstatic.
Now, tonight's theme is...
A word you don't want to leave after your first date.
First, a work by a pen name "Grandma."
A word you don't want to leave after your first date.
Today, I've become the person I love the most in the world!
That announcement...
I'm not ready for it yet!
Next, a work by a pen name "Taisho."
A word you don't want to leave after your first date.
I'm sorry I can't speak much.
I get nervous when I'm with you.
Not at all!
When I was at the phrase museum, I always got nervous and took it back.
Not at all!
It's very difficult.
This time, I will choose...
This one!
Oh, you did it!
"Not dirty, ugly" is good, isn't it?
I'm not saying your hair is dirty.
You know, it smelled like shit.
It was light.
It makes me nervous when I'm with you.
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new song, are being distributed on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy them.
Now, finally released today!
A.k.a. B48's long-awaited new single, "Ponytail and Shushu"!
A love tune perfect for the beginning of summer!
Please check it out!
Hurry up and roll up the cuffs of your shirt faster than the calendar
A sign that the sun is approaching
The blue sea, while I was sleeping, I was told, I'm walking with you, the endless spray
Ponytail (Tomorrow) In the wind (You run) I run (On the sand)
Ponytail (painfully) turned around (your smile) red snow begins
Long hair tied up, polka dot scrunchies, love sheets can't be caught (if they get wet) they disappear (phantom)
(Don't untie your ponytail) No change (You are you) I am myself (I just run)
After this, finally the camera brothers will appear in akb48!
Finally, from today, akb48's 17th single selection election will start!
Members' appeal comments and details can be found in the official website!
Furthermore, this election's announcement event, "I Swear To My Mother", will be broadcasted live in movie theaters all over the country!
Please enjoy this excitement in front of the screen!
Akb's official book "Increase due to popular demand" has been decided!
The behind-the-scenes footage that isn't broadcasted on TV is also full of pictures!
Please check it out at bookstores!
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