AISubs v3.5
It's reckless!
It's a harsh trial that goes beyond an idol's limits!
There's only one way to avoid it, and that is to win!
A battle that won't end again!
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If you're out, it's reckless!
A woman's will and a ball's clash!
Reckless Dodgeball!
Please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as regular dodgeball.
However, for the members who are out, a harsh recklessness awaits them!
Please do your best!
Today is the first round of Reckless Dodgeball.
Yes!
It didn't come out last time, did it, Maeda?
It didn't come out.
How was this Reckless Dodgeball?
I thought it would be difficult.
Oh, I see.
Are you sleepy again today?
Yes, I am.
How about you? Did you get hit by Reckless Dodgeball?
I got hit in the face.
Oh, I see.
I got robbed.
I see, I see, I see.
Oh, I see.
What about you, Itano and Ran, did you get hit?
I didn't get hit yet.
Oh, you didn't get hit at all.
Oh, then you didn't hit the ball?
Yes.
Itano will get hit tonight as well.
Oh, that's dangerous.
I don't know if Itano will get hit.
This time, we've prepared a lot of new ones.
Yes.
Today's Reckless Dodgeball is going to be tough!
As you can see,
Who will be the first one to get hit by Reckless Dodgeball?
The first one to get hit by Reckless Dodgeball is...
this one!
What is it?
It's a balloon!
What is it?
I'll explain it to you when you get hit.
Jump ball and wire are okay, right?
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
No resentment!
First, jump ball!
Oh, she kicked it with all her might!
A front dive!
Now, Miyazaki...
Oh, Takahashi is out!
Wait a minute!
No way!
I really wanted to do it today.
I don't know what you're talking about, but you're a detective, aren't you?
Yes, he's out!
What in the world is "wire and wire"?
This is a pink vest.
It's a pink vest that Audrey and Kasuga are wearing.
When you wear it, there's a wire in it.
You can't move a step until the wire breaks.
Why can't we move a step?!
You can't move a step like this!
Now, let's go!
Jump ball, please!
What's going on?
Nothing's coming.
What is it?
It's coming!
Oh, no!
It's getting bigger!
It's coming out of my stomach!
Kasuga's side is open.
You don't have to do that!
Look, it's getting bigger, no matter what you say.
Oh, it hurts!
It's getting bigger!
The wire is getting bigger and bigger!
It's getting bigger and bigger!
New work "Muchaburi"
Kasuga's power and his high-footed knockout!
"Muchaburi" is OK!
Now, since Takahashi got the first one right,
Gaia's "akimoto" and Takahashi's "idekawari" have been exchanged!
Now, let's look at the next "muchaburi"!
The next "muchaburi" is this!
"Gekiniwa" goya juice!
The next person to win will drink "Gekiniwa" goya juice!
Ready, start!
Now, first up is Itano with a sudden high-speed ball!
And Miyazawa...
As soon as he made a mistake, he aims for Itano!
Now, Shinoda aims for "akimoto" but he dodges it with "wild instinct"!
He dodges it again!
From Takahashi, Itano!
From Itano...
Oops!
It hits Watanabe's back!
Gaia!
Out!
Watanabe!
He gets blocked by a few "ono" and hits it on his back!
It's "muchaburi" time for Watanabe, who hates vegetables!
This time, he'll drink a lot of vitamin C, goya juice that smells like Canada,
and raw goya with a strong bitterness!
OK! Now, let's go!
How is it?
Wow! I'm looking forward to it!
Hey! Try smelling it!
Wow! It stinks!
It smells like "local carimsu"
Ready...
Take a deep breath!
Don't chug it down!
That's a "lunch" reaction!
Ugh! Ugh! Ah! What's this?
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
It's pretty bitter, isn't it?
How does it taste?
Ugh! It's disgusting!
Wait a minute! You were slurping! You were slurping, weren't you?
It's bitter! It's bitter! It's bitter!
No! No!
How does it taste?
Ugh!
Aye! Aye!
Okinawa!
Here is the next "lunch" reaction!
Aye!
Oh!
What is it?
Nervous Youth Club!
Ah!
I was really nervous! I was really nervous!
Does it hurt?
Last time, Miyazawa was welcomed by the Youth Club and was given a healthy body.
But this time...
Ready, go!
Go for it!
Whoa!
The cloud suddenly appeared!
Go for it! Go for it!
You just said "go for it," didn't you?
What? She wanted to eat "lunch" reaction!
As you wish, I will eat "lunch" reaction!
This time, you will put on your glasses and eat this bread and sausage that you made by yourself.
How does it taste?
It hurts! It hurts! I'm serious!
Here we go!
No! No!
Go ahead and make it!
Oh, you want me to use a tongs?
You have no manners!
Well, since the staff prepared it for me, I'll use the tongs.
Hold the tongs.
The way you hold the tongs is different, right?
Is that how you hold the tongs?
The tongs are like this, right?
The way you hold the tongs is different.
It's not like that!
The tongs are like this!
Yes, that's how you hold them.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ouch! It's cold!
Well, let's watch the next unreasonable video!
Next up is this one!
What is it?
Embarrassing make-up!
Let me show you what kind of embarrassing make-up we did last time!
Last time, we did this kind of embarrassing make- up!
By the way, the person who made up the panel for this show is Mayda Ask Eli!
Amazing!
Rito, what did you think of this?
You don't have to spend money on that!
Get ready!
Starting from Kitahara...
A loop pass to Takashi Gaia!
Kitado...
Hit Shinoda in the butt!
Did it hit you?
No, it didn't!
It was really plain, but it hit me!
The ball hit Shinoda's butt!
Now, it's make-up time!
Shinoda has become a ghost ball!
With Kiyo's make-up skills, what kind of ball will Shinoda make up?
Well, Shinoda! Let's show it to everyone!
Please turn around!
A ghost ball!
Q-chan!
Who are you?
I'm Q-chan!
This gap is amazing!
I've never seen it before!
How is it, Akimoto?
Her hair line is crazy!
Now, let's go!
The next crazy thing is this!
Let's move the eel!
Grabbing the eel with their hands and moving it from Akibasou in Ashimoto to Shiodome Hills in Kousou-kai!
Start!
First, the eel...
Oh, nobody is here!
The eel's belly is going to Gaia!
From Takashi...
Minegishi! Minegishi is...
Let's pause for a moment...
Oh, it's foggy!
From the back...
Q-chan!
Q-chan can't hit it anymore!
Now, the white team...
Now, Komori...
And Komori passes!
But the one who was there is flying!
Chance!
Akimoto dodges it!
Now, Miyazaki...
Hits the eel!
The ball Miyazaki threw went to the elbow of AKB's eel dog, Kitahara!
Now, let's ask your friends to help you move!
The eel!
Oh, I'm scared! What should we do?!
The eel's belly is even scarier!
I'm scared! What should we do?!
Pushing it in...
You can do it!
It's an eel! It's an eel!
Help me, eel!
It's an eel! It's an eel!
Look! Akimoto saved you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you, Akimoto!
Go, Kitahara!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I can do anything!
Good, good, good!
Good job!
Yes! A reckless shot! Okay!
I'm glad you were saved by Akimoto's aunt and moved to Kitahara-san!
Oh, I'm glad!
I'm glad you were saved by Akimoto's aunt and moved to Kitahara-san!
The score is now 4-3.
The reckless shot is even more powerful now!
The next reckless shot is this!
Go!
A static machine!
What's that? What?
I don't think you'll know just by hearing it, so bring it here!
This machine generates about 50,000 volts of voltage and discharges it all at once!
Let me show you what kind of power it has!
Here it is!
Oh, there's a small one, too!
Who is going to discharge this 50,000 volt static machine?!
Go!
I was looking at the wrong direction, wasn't I?
Wherever I go, it's the same.
Now, it's time for the static electricity.
Right now...
It's accumulating.
The static electricity is accumulating in my right hand.
Since the static electricity is coming now...
My hair is terrible.
You look like a stupid girl.
My hair...
My stupid hair is becoming a combo.
Hurry up and do it!
If you don't like it, it'll accumulate!
Amazing!
It won't harm you, so don't worry.
The next one is...
What is it?
Round and round river!
What is that?
First, you have to spin it 10 times with all your strength.
After that, you have to dance the river with all your strength.
I don't like it!
Go!
Now, with both hands in front of you...
Oh, no!
Akibeto aims for the front!
And now, Kitahara...
Aims for the front again!
Watanabe's ball doesn't hit!
Kitahara passes it to Akiboto!
And it hits Miyazaki!
It hit you.
It didn't hit me.
No, it hit you!
Omochao, what's your line now?
You said it didn't hit you, but what do you think?
You...
Sato-san is so kind, giving me this chance.
You know it!
Takashi-san, you're saying it too much!
Takashi-san, Takashi-san, huh?
He's... a gangster.
No, he's never been a gangster, Takashi-san!
Linesman is absolute!
First of all, can you show us how you normally dance without using your butt and dancing with your ribs?
Please!
Wow!
That's weird!
What are you doing?
It's not a long dance!
Now!
This is where it gets crazy!
You can turn around in this bat 10 times and do the same dance in between!
I've danced a lot with my ribs!
How many times have you danced with your ribs?
Even Takashi Kohaku has danced with his ribs!
If you turn around in this bat 10 times, you won't have such weird ribs!
Ready!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Now, music start!
What are you doing Miyazaki?
Miyazaki!
Hurry up and dance!
Miyazaki!
Hurry up!
Miyazaki!
How many times...
How many times have you danced Miyazaki?!
Hey!
You can't do it like this!
Miyazaki!
Okay!
Right now, it's 3 against 2 and white team is leading!
Now, the next crazy dance is...
This one!
What is it?
"Gedemo no ryouri"!
Here we go. Maeda, you've been mouthing all the time.
It's a TV show, you know.
Oh, no!
That's the voice we want to hear!
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Now, Maeda's ball is...
Oh, Akiboto catches it!
Now, he turns the pass...
Now, Takahashi...
Takahashi's pass, too!
And Itano is aiming for Maeda!
Itano's nose is on fire!
Now, Itano again from Takahashi!
Itano is aiming for Maeda!
He's aiming for the sky!
Now, Maeda gets the ball...
Now, Maeda catches it...
He passes it to Gaia...
Miyazaki...
Oh, no! Itano's out!
Itano kicks the ball recklessly for the first time!
Oh, no!
Now, it's time for the rare item!
Let's open it up! Here it is!
It's a Scorpion Tempura!
By the way, this Scorpion Tempura is a dish that is actually sold in a Chinese restaurant called Subway 8!
Please eat it up right away!
Thank you for it!
Oh, no!
Bite it! Bite it!
It's growing!
It's growing?!
No, it's not true! I really can't do it!
What is it?
It's been cold all this time, so I don't think I can do it!
Itano, you can do it!
Okay!
My nose is running!
What is it?!
Oh, no!
Something came out of it!
My stomach hurts!
What?!
My stomach hurts!
Why don't you put your tail in it?
Oh, no!
My legs... my legs...
Yeah, try to strengthen your legs!
Only my legs...
Hey, you're cruel!
Can I eat it?
Can you eat it?
How is it?
Thank you for the meal!
Okay!
Thank you!
Okay!
So, this time...
It's a tie of two to two!
Yay!
This MVP goes to...
Akimoto Sayaka, who didn't win, but showed off her great eels!
The following is...
The latest music video for "AKB48"!
The special version will be released for the first time!
Graze Museum...
An art museum that collects only words that will make listeners go bonkers!
Well, tonight...
Well, tonight's theme is...
Something you'd like someone to say to you through the window.
First up is "Bicycle You Can't Ride."
Something you'd like someone to say to you through the window.
How long are we going to be childhood friends?
"Childhood friends" is over.
I confess!
Next up is "Oshima Kokeko."
Something you'd like someone to say to you through the window.
You're not home today either?
Want me to make you dinner?
It's hard to say, but it was a little rotten last time.
It's a little early.
This time, I'm going to choose...
This one!
Something you'd like someone to say to you through the window.
Last time, too, I lost against you.
Yeah, I think I saw it with my own eyes.
Yeah, I know.
You know it, right?
Yeah, it can't be helped.
It's like you're here to be scribbled over.
Something you'd like someone to say to you through the window.
Anyway, why are you wearing an ode color?
Wow, indeed, an ode color suits you the best.
No matter what you do, it suits you the best as an idol.
You're kidding!
You know...
Echohicke is also flamboyant.
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new work,
are in high demand on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy it.
This month, on the 26th,
the long-awaited new song "Ponytail" and "Shushu" will be released.
My Ale
Tonight, we'll play that music clip in the special version of "AKB".
"Shushu" by AKB
♪ and run,
♪ one more time.
♪ Go for it! Go for it!
♪ The goal is within sight.
♪ Go for it!
♪ Laugh it off and start running once more!
After this, what will happen to Takahashi and Gouki?!
AKB48 won "Idol Medley of the Year"!
The first episode airs May 18th at 11:58 PM!
Next week, the members will be pranked!
Ah!
Where are you?!
All of the members' true colors will be revealed!
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