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Tonight, a new legend will open the curtain!
A super middle school student, Matsui Julina, who has gone through many trials and has never washed her face with pie before!
As she tries to wash her face with pie, dozens of assassins attack her one after another!
However!
The winner is Matsui Julina!
Surprisingly, she has defeated five enemies!
Tonight, will Matsui defeat the remaining five assassins and get rid of a miracle of ten people?!
Or will she be humiliated and wash her face for the first time?!
A true-to-true confrontation!
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If you lose, Matsui & Jirina will have a match of their own, and it will be decided by rock-paper- scissors!
The challenger chosen by rock-paper-scissors and Matsui & Jirina will compete one-on-one in various competitions!
The loser will have a rock-paper-scissors match!
If they don't defeat all five of them, Jirina will lose for the first time!
What will happen in the sixth round of the match?!
Jirina will take off her glasses!
If you take off your glasses without using your hands and just moving your face first, you win!
If you lose, you will have a rock-paper-scissors match!
Who do you think this is, Jirina?
Isn't it Yuko Oshima for these members?
Yuko, what's your answer for today?
- Jirina! - Yes!
- What's up? - Well...
I always live with my glasses on...
- I see, you know how glasses work! - That's right!
- But you know... - Yes?
- When you buy something and it's really expensive... - Yeah...
- I think that's when it becomes famous, right? - Oh, you're bringing it up now, aren't you?
Well, that's a different story!
That's right! The challenger chosen by rock-paper- scissors is...
- Kitahara! - Kitahara!
- Kitahara! Kitahara! - Kitahara!
- The one chosen is Kitahara, right? - Right!
- What about you, Kitahara? - Actually, I also live with my glasses on at night!
So I think that I am loved by glasses just like you, Jirina!
Loud City! Glasses Faster City!
Ready...
Fight!
Go! Go! Move it! Move it!
- You guys are talking so much! - I know, right?
- I can't breathe! - I can't breathe!
- I'm not angry at you! - I can't breathe!
- I'm not angry at you! - Kitahara...
- More! More! - Kitahara is using her head...
Look at her muscles on her cheeks!
- So fast! - She was fast!
- She is fast!
She is strong!
The loser will be killed!
- I'll wear my glasses and act like a human. - Are you ready?
Here it is!
This is how it will be.
Ah, it's just a pervert mask, isn't it?
Next, round seven is "adventure".
Using the various tools prepared, it is more worthwhile to laugh more in 60 seconds.
The judgment is made by these three members who have milk in their mouths.
How is your sense of laughter?
Not at all.
In the past, there was an event called "aed".
When I saw it, I said "aed48".
You're good.
I'm good, aren't I?
But I can't laugh.
Well, that's true.
To challenge this competition in which sense of laughter is necessary...
Tashara!
You are...
I've heard of Tashara's "dajari" before.
But it was terrible.
I don't want to lose.
For the sake of the members until now, I want to win.
But Tashara is also a good slippery character.
Yes, she is.
Now, over there, they have prepared small tools.
Well, let's decide on the model.
Is it okay for you to decide?
I understand.
Then, I will go for idol.
With the beginner's edition.
It's possible, isn't it?
Shall we play?
Come back, please?
Yusuke-san, that's a middle level.
It's not a beginner's edition.
ROUND 7 MOTO TOKEN
READY...
FIGHT!
Let's start with the challenger, Sashihara.
What will she choose?
Oh, first of all, a tennis racket.
And she got a golf club.
She grabbed it and...
Two shots in a flash!
Go ahead.
Murayama Tomiichi-san.
She can't reach it.
You don't have much time. Go ahead.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
45 seconds.
Two more points!
You don't have much time.
It's something you do a lot in elementary school.
What?
Relay. You do it a lot in elementary school.
- Didn't you say it a lot? - Yes, I did.
Sashi Ara, 5 points for great consideration!
Can Matsui get more than 5 points?
Yes!
First of all, with the sunglasses she got...
- What are you wearing? - Hello, I'm Tamori.
Will you come again tomorrow?
- Isn't this bad? - She didn't accept it at all.
She laughed at herself.
- She likes glasses. - She likes glasses.
I don't like taking off my glasses like this.
- No, no, no! - This is no good either!
- Matsui is impatient! - Melon bread!
- What? - Melon bread!
- Finally, 1 point! - Melon bread!
- 1 point! - Melon bread!
- 2 points! - She got 2 points with a reckless cover-up!
- Spider-Man! - Melon bread!
- For some reason, these three are getting melon bread! - I don't know what melon bread is.
- She learned how to laugh. - I don't know what melon bread is.
- Bear cutting! - That's dangerous!
Oh, they finally lined up!
- Will there be a miracle reversal in the last 5 seconds?! - 6 points!
Brazil!
Time's up!
Matsui and Julia won by 6 points!
- Mika-san! - Yes!
- What is melon bread? - You love melon bread, don't you?
Even if these three didn't laugh, I thought Rena- chan would.
I was lying next to her and said, "Rena-chan, I want you to laugh at least once."
Even if it's a shame, losing is losing!
- It was fun, wasn't it? - It was fun, wasn't it?
- Do you have anything you'd like to say? - It would have been more fun if I got stabbed, right?
Oh, you don't have anything like that?
The next round 8 will be a series!
Push each other with butts, if dropped from the table you lose, after you fall there is a pie hell waiting for you!
This is the strongest series in AKB, because we have Oshima-san!
I'm the strongest!
Did you win any tournaments?
I was the strongest in an AKB competition.
You won?
I won!
If it's Oshima, it's a big chance!
Kasai!
Kasai has been chosen!
I've done it many times in many places, but I've never won once!
But I think you have guts!
I don't like this!
Round 8, series 2 more!
I think we'll win!
We can win, right?
Ready...
Focus!
Fight!
Matsui & Jurina!
8 people have been eliminated!
I don't like this!
What?
Both of them have been eliminated!
It's cold!
Round 9 is "Blink and Bear With It".
The one who can bear with blinking for a long time will win this simple competition.
For round 9, I'm not sure if I'll be able to draw well.
You don't have to worry about that on the show.
There are only two people left.
Oshiba or Minegishi?
Minegishi!
You've been chosen. Do you want it?
Minegishi wants it, so I'll do my best.
Wait a minute. In this person's case, there's a high chance of losing because it's delicious.
Round 9! "Blink and Bear With It"!
Ready...
Fight!
First up is Minegishi's challenge!
My eyes are blurry. Will it be okay?
Your eyes are blurry?
Minegishi doesn't have light in his eyes.
In this state... 30 seconds!
He's not blinking at all! He's amazing!
He's like a doll.
Right?
A.K. Bingo! Mii-chan is all alone right now!
Mii-chan Bingo! Mii-chan Bingo!
He's showing off his flexibility...
One minute has passed!
This is amazing!
Seriously!
Is it normal for you to blink?
I think it's normal.
You blinked!
You laughed a little, didn't you?
You're cute! You're cute! Laugh!
It's okay! It's okay!
Now...
Even after one and a half minutes, there's no sign of closing his eyes!
Amazing!
This is also...
Should we just let it flow like this?
It opened!
It finally opened!
Amazing!
Kirin-san, you keep saying you want an angle, but this is a 30-minute program.
Yes.
Do you use that part?
On the contrary? Is it a fast forward pattern?
But! But!
Next, Matsui and Jurina!
I was surprised, but I think I'll take a peek now.
How will Matsui face the threatening record set by Minegishi?
Ready...
Fight!
Now, it's started.
If Matsui doesn't exceed 1 minute and 52 seconds, she'll be covered in pie.
She still has room for it.
In the beginning, she still has room for it, but it's getting harder and harder from here!
Jurina, do you want an angle, too?
I want it!
No, Jurina, you've already got enough of an angle.
30 seconds have passed. She should have reached her limit by now, but...
Can you still do it?
Isn't it amazing? Seriously!
What is AKB? What is it?
It's a group of people who don't blink.
Matsui also exceeded 1 minute!
However, it's getting harder and harder from here!
Oh! Isn't it bad? It looks like it!
It's shaking.
It's shaking, isn't it?
You have to endure it!
Oh! It's shaking!
I'm scared! What is it?
I'm crying!
What is it?
Matsui is showing her determination!
It's amazing!
It's determination!
There's only a little bit of time left!
47, 48, 49, 50!
51, 52, 53!
Matsui Jurina wins!
It's a close game.
It's really a close game.
But she can't avoid losing.
I'm going to eat the pie!
How do you feel, Miyagi-san?
You thought you could win for a moment, right?
Yes, I did.
You thought you could win and lost.
Don't forget about me when you think about how the show will turn out.
If you lose, I don't care anymore.
Okay, so...
Is she going to pull out her gun in the last round?
Or will she lose here?
Yes.
Now, what will be the content of the last round's match?
The final match is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
She won!
Rock, paper, scissors to win!
Before she protects herself with her helmet, if she hits her head with a pico-pico hammer, she gains one point.
If she gains three points first, she wins.
Now, we've finally come this far.
How do you feel, Lena?
Are you going to pull out your gun?
I'd like her to do it, but...
Now that we've come this far, Jurina.
Yes!
This is the last match of the day.
How do you feel about it?
I was asked to play rock, paper, scissors once for a project.
I won that time!
Yuka is really strong.
Oh, really?
Yuka, how do you feel now?
Today, I thought I wouldn't fight and it would end.
I thought someone would win and it would end.
It was such a sudden decision.
I can't hide my emotions.
Now, the final round...
Start!
The final round!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ready...
Start!
Ready...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wow!
One point?
Yes! One point!
Matsuri Juri got one point!
Ready...
Rock, paper, scissors!
One point!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
One on one. Ready...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ready...
Rock, paper, scissors!
One on one. Ready...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hey!
Senior! Senior!
She's a senior, so it's hard for her to do it.
Rock, paper, scissors!
One point!
Matsuri Juri got one point!
Matsuri Juri finally gets one point for the first time!
I don't want it anymore!
Ready, set...
First move, "jyoikeppai".
Ready, let's go...
jyoikeppai
"jyoikeppai", I got you!
"jyoikeppai", let's go!
ARGHH!
You idiot!
Why did you run so fast?
Ready, set...
"jyoikeppai"!
2-2!
Now, which is the pie?
The next is the last match!
Will Matsui Juri, the queen of no-pie, win by 10 people?
Or will Oshima show Matsui her first pie?
Let's have a match!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Matsui Juri wins!
Wow, she did it with a smile!
The 10th pie goes to Oshima!
Let's do it after we shout it out.
After we shout it out.
One, two...
We have to do it after we shout it out.
Then I'll...
I want you to say something.
Why did you lose?
I think it was freshness.
Now, Matsui.
You lost by 10 people!
You've never eaten a pie with this AK-BINGO before!
I did it!
What was that?!
Shut up!
Seriously, who expected that?
Even so, please gather another ten people and have a revenge.
I refuse!
Eh? Wait, what are you laughing about?
You can't win against ten people.
No, I'm not talking about your ten people, I'm talking about ten people who are really strong.
You can't say that as an AKB member.
No, I'm not.
Matsui and Jurina have protected their title of "Queen of No-Pies".
Will there be anyone who will show their pies to her in the future?
What in the world happened to Kojima?!
It was after the program was recorded.
"Bring me the camera!" Sata suddenly called for the staff.
Without knowing anything, Sata followed him elegantly.
There was Kojima with a serious face.
After all, there is a consultation between Bad Boys and the staff.
Last year, at North Leaves' new song event, Minegishi challenged for a comeback, didn't he?
That's right, at Minegishi's last new song event, he challenged for an AKB comeback for the first time and caused a great impression.
In April, North Leaves will release a new song.
At that event, I also want to challenge for a comeback.
I also want to challenge for a comeback.
Kojima's first self-promotion.
I also want to challenge for a comeback.
What in the world does he want to challenge for?!
Something.
What?
You said you had something to talk about...
That's why you look like a fleeter.
But I want to challenge for it.
I know how you feel, but...
So, I want you to think about it.
Us?
Besides, it's decided that you can't ask us for advice.
Right, Mori-san?
Isn't it fine?
It's fine!
Then, since you said it's fine...
I have some filming to do, so please excuse me.
What's wrong with you?!
Thank you for your hard work.
That's too selfish of you.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you going to do about it?
Think about it.
No, no, no.
You're going to say a lot of things like Kojima.
Let's do it!
This project started with Kojima's simple idea and it will move a lot next week.
Next episode - Kojima doesn't give up.
"Oricon Weekly Chart" album section first appearance and first win.
A.K.A. "b48" second best album "From the Divine Comedy"
"This song tonight" "Be yourself"
"cotton pot", "axe", "satosumi"
This song, which you know even from 3 people's commercials, will be broadcasted for the first time on "Yokohama Arena Lyle Version" TV.
"I suddenly realized that it would be a waste to become an adult. Life isn't forever. I'd rather be sleeping at a desk in a classroom.
Let's open the door to a new world.
Wow Wow
Each person has his or her own individuality, just as paths can be crossed.
There are many futures open to you, all you have to do is decide which one to choose.
There are as many different ways of being yourself as there are people.
I'll be myself, you'll be yourself, and let's walk towards the goal of our dreams.
AKB48 general election decided!
AKB48、SK48、a total of 108 people will vote by fan vote,
and the top 21 will be selected for the 17th single released in August.
The undergirls will be in 40th place.
The announcement of fate will be held at JCB hall on June 9th.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's not a lie.
Kojima, Takahashi, Minigishi's unit "North Ribs"'s fourth single "Rai" will finally be released next Wednesday.
Go check it out!
Only the truth screams.
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