AISubs v3.5
KONA...
PAI...
If you divide the game, you can expect KONA and PAI to win.
However!
It turns out that there are members who haven't received it even once.
And that is...
Matsui and Jirina have never been dirty with KONA.
That's right.
No, we haven't.
What is MAEDA's answer to this fact?
No, we can't do this.
And so...
An emergency plan!
Matsui and Jirina will be attacked by dozens of blind people!
If you lose the dirty competition, you'll be covered in PAI.
Will Matsui and Jirina receive their first PAI promotion?
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
I wanted to meet you!
The battle of the century is about to begin!
It's not your face that will be damaged in the ring, but your own pride!
There is a battle you can never lose here!
Masayuchi Rina "Fire" 100,000 points!
First up is the challenger's entrance!
The bond of friends is born only by suffering together!
Rina, now is the time to bathe in pie and become true friends!
The challenger's entrance is to give Rina a pie advertisement!
Next up is Matsuri Rina's entrance!
It's not your fault, it's the members who lost the game!
Super middle school students who have been through many trials and have never been damaged in the face!
The queen of pie, Matsuri Rina's entrance!
Rina, how do you feel?
Well, I don't feel like I'm going to lose!
But you're 10 to 1!
That's right, but I'm going to win!
Now, how do you feel about your seniors?
I don't think this is going to work.
I'm going to lose my pie and ring the AK Bingo!
Don't talk nonsense!
The challenger chosen by Matsuri Rina and lottery is 1 to 1!
If you lose in each round, you will be covered in pie!
Will Matsuri be able to win against 10 people and exchange pie promotions?
The first round of attention is about to begin.
I think it's a big key who will compete with Rina in which round.
Well, that's true.
Now, the first round of competition is...
There is a round! There is a round!
The first round of competition is... Ping-pong!
Round 1. Ping-pong competition.
The challenger will exchange serves once.
The winner will be decided by 5 points.
In other words, if you get 5 points, you will be covered in pie!
Julia, what about ping-pong?
When I was in elementary school, I joined a ping- pong club.
Then you must be very good at it!
I still play ping-pong with my mother.
You still play ping-pong with your mother?
Yes!
How about you, Julia?
I'm good at ping-pong, so I'll go and try it.
I won't allow you to do that!
Now, Julia's first challenger is...
The challenger choice of fate!
Maeda!
Julia, what do you think of ping-pong?
I don't have the image of playing ping-pong.
You say you're good at it, but I only know how to dig piles.
I'm good at it, too!
What can I do?
By the way, have you ever played ping-pong?
No, I haven't.
I haven't even been to a hot spring.
No, I think you've been to a ping-pong club.
Round 1. Table tennis.
Ready...
Fight!
It looks like they're having fun!
It looks like Julia didn't do anything and just fought like this.
They're tied at 1-1 now!
Next up is Mayuri!
Mayuri! Mayuri!
Ready... Fight!
Next up is Julia's serve!
Mattingly is tied at 1-1 now!
She's afraid of the pie and the cone.
I see! Ready... Fight!
At first, there's a lot of pressure.
Mattingly is tied at 1-1 now!
This is going to be a good match!
It's a good match!
This is going to be a close match.
Ready... Fight!
Mattingly is tied at 1-1 now!
There's only one point left!
There's only one point left and you're covered in pie!
Will this decide it?!
Ready... Fight!
It didn't go in!
Julia made a mistake!
It's a mistake!
It's 3-4 now!
Alright! I'm going all out!
Ready... Fight!
I'd like to see a rally.
The winner is Matsui Jurina!
It's impossible for a beginner.
The loser is covered in pies for no reason!
Please!
Ahhhh!
Mother, how does today's pie taste like?
Ah! It's delicious today too!
Round 2 - Common Sense Quiz!
We'll give you a very simple common sense quiz.
Whoever answers 5 questions correctly first wins!
Pies are waiting for you, idiots!
I'm still in middle school.
I'm afraid I'll get questions I don't know.
Matsui, each of you has a lot of life experience.
Well, it depends on the person!
Some people don't know common sense!
I'm a little scared!
By the way, Jurina!
Who doesn't know common sense?
Kojima-san, right?
He doesn't know common sense.
That's too bad.
Who will be the challenger this time?
Except for Haru!
Kojima-san!
This is no good!
This is the worst situation!
Kojima-sensei!
Yes!
What should we do? Should we do it?
Should we just go for it?
Please do it!
Round 2 - Common Sense Quiz!
Ready...
Fight!
Question.
Use the words in the next blank.
I'm good at it!
Use "agehonyarara".
I'm good at it!
I know!
Do you know who the "usine" members are?
I've finished writing my name.
Oh!
That's easy.
Kojima-san, are you done?
No, not yet.
Kojima-san?
Kojima-san, please write down your answer!
Okay!
Kojima-san...
Open your name!
What's "agehabura"?
"Agehabura"...
I couldn't find a kanji that fits "age"
and I thought it would fit me the best.
The correct answer is...
"ageashiotoru".
"Kateijeri" gets one point!
Yes!
I did it!
Yes!
The next question is about "yojijukugo".
Fill in the blank of the next "yojijukugo".
"yojijukugo"...
Okay, please write it down!
Go ahead!
I know this one!
Kojima-san, I'm not good at "yojijukugo".
Oh, is that so?
I'm looking forward to what you'll write down.
Oh, thank you.
Okay!
Open your name!
The correct answer is...
"happoubijin".
Both of you get one point!
I'm sure of it!
Of course!
The next question is about "history".
Fill in the blank of the next "yojijukugo".
Okay, the blank of the next "yojijukugo"...
You're used to this, right?
Do you want me to help you?
You don't know this one, do you?
Is it about music?
No, it's not!
"kennoukouen".
It's not about music.
Okay!
Open!
Oh, it's not!
Oh, you wrote down a real keyhole!
The correct answer is...
this one!
3 points!
So, Jurina got 3 points.
Fujima-san!
Yes?
You were being taught just now, weren't you?
But you told me to draw a horizontal line.
Let's not make it a personal matter, dear.
It doesn't change that much!
It doesn't change that much...
Next is a history question.
Answer a story that happened in Japan in 1192.
Now, this one is already famous, isn't it?
So...
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know!
But, Jurina can answer this one.
You were using this phrase in a play, weren't you?
All right, open!
Yes, Jurina, "kamakura bakufu" was born.
Yes, "sotchika"...
"sotchika"...
"heian kyo"...
What does "sotchika" mean, Fujima-san?
I thought it was "heian kyo" made in a good country.
The correct answer is...
"kamakura bakufu" begins.
Matsuri Jurina gets 1 point!
Yes!
Well done, Fujima-san!
If you lose the next one, you're done for.
Yes, I'm fine!
Next is an English question.
I did it!
Write the next Japanese word in English.
"gogatsu" (May)
I see, I see, I see...
This one is easy.
Iwami said it, too.
May?
All right, open!
This is...
Fujima-san, what do you call that?
"machi"?
"machi" is March, right?
The correct answer is...
"gogatsu" (May)
I did it!
Now, Jurina is defending!
I did it!
I defeated her!
The idiot immediately eats a pie!
No, no, no!
I did it!
How do you feel right now, Kojima, after losing to a middle school student in a common sense quiz?
Well, it's kind of hard for me to hear that.
Let's make a good country!
A peaceful country!
That's not what I said!
Round 3, Russian Roulette!
Out of 6 shots, only 1 bullet will fly out and the balloon will break.
Of course, the one who doesn't have luck will be the loser.
It's all about luck, right?
It's all about luck.
Who was it? Was it Mii-chan?
Shimada-san saw me do it and I came in 3rd place this year.
I came in 1st place!
Oh yeah, she said she came in 1st place!
Putting luck on your ally is a challenger choice!
Itano!
Go, Itano! You can do it!
This is going to be fun!
Round 3, Russian Roulette!
The challenger is Itano Tomomi.
You can do it!
This is only one-half of the game.
It's all about luck.
This is scary!
Ready... Fight!
Safe!
Okay, then.
Safe!
I was surprised!
I thought I was going to get caught!
This is a little scary!
Okay, then. The challenger Itano Tomomi.
This is really scary!
You can do it!
Okay, then. Fight!
Safe!
Wow, you're showing off!
You only have 3 rounds left!
Matsui Jirina from high school.
Yes.
Fight!
Safe!
Wow!
Which one is it?
She's happy!
But this will come next, won't it?
There are six of them, so...
There are quite a few left.
Do you think there will be a winner next?
Yes, but we'll know the result next, won't we?
Now, it's one in two!
Well then, please!
He's cheering for us again!
For those who don't like it, we'll give you a pie as a gift!
Well, since we're going to receive a pie, it's going to be delicious for us.
Now...
Go!
It's cute!
That's right, it's true!
Look at it!
It's like an avatar!
An avatar?
It's an avatar!
Say "shaaah"!
Shaaah!
It's an avatar!
Round 4! Fla-hoop!
The one who can do both at the same time and spin the fla-hoop for the longest time wins!
The one who drops it will go straight to hell!
Jurina's body is soft...
And her Nagoya specialty is kishimen...
And she's strong-willed...
What's wrong? Say something good!
She's good!
Now...
As for the members...
Actually...
I've never said this before...
But I'm good at fla-hoops.
When I was in elementary school, I used to do it almost every day.
Really!
What kind of elementary school student is she?!
Really!
If you don't say it, you'll be in big trouble!
The challenger is...
Who is it?!
Takahashi!
Understand me!
Um, can I say something?
Um...
AK Best 10 poll...
It's not always used, but does it say "neck-flap- hoop"?
Neck?
No, it's not! Um, I'm sorry!
It's not "neck-flap-hoop" today, is it?
Oh, it's not?!
It's not "neck-flap-hoop" today, is it?!
Round 4!
FLA-HOOP!
READY...
FIGHT!
Thank you!
The girl, Natsumi Tsurina, is still spinning!
She's still spinning!
Go! Hurry up!
That was fast!
Go! Hurry up!
What is your nickname?
Let's do it again!
No, there's no such thing.
What?
Tatamina said she's good at neck too.
Neck? Really?
Show me your neck.
Try it.
It's uncomfortable.
No excuses allowed.
Losers get a pie!
That's right.
That was fast.
She's spinning!
Try putting your hand in it.
It's in my finger.
It's in your finger now.
Round 5, arm wrestling!
It's an arm wrestling match using your right arm!
If you lose, you get a pie!
After four matches, there are only six challengers left.
They're all older than Matsui, but...
What do you think of this, Rina and Jurina?
For now, Jurina doesn't get a pie.
But she's strong.
What's wrong with you today?
I won't fail!
Jurina...
Yes?
You know...
Yes?
You're really...
You're really... trying to compete with me, aren't you?
Who is this perfect matchup challenger?!
Kashiwagi?!
Are you okay?!
I don't know much about you, but how about you, Kashiwagi?
I'm pretty confident about it, but...
I came here today to do this.
Do you have any special skills?
I don't look like I have any.
You don't look like you have any special skills.
I always go like this.
Julia, your opponent is Kashiwagi, but how about you, Kashiwagi?
That's right. When I was in 6th grade, I had about 30 skills.
Kashiwagi, what skills do you have?
Can you announce it after you see how strong I am?
So you're confident about it?
Leave it to me.
Go for it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Fight!
Matsue and Genta challenged each other!
Wow!
It's too much!
Hey!
Raise your legs!
Raise your legs! Raise your legs! Raise your legs! Raise your legs!
Miyazaki, you said something before.
What is it?
You don't even have time to cheer for me!
It's too much!
By the way, what was your grade?
Tell me!
Grade 7, 3rd grade of junior high school.
Kashiwagi was killed by a pie!
Yes!
Fight!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
It ended in an instant.
Yes!
Fight!
Matsue and Jirina have defeated five people so far!
Vision, physical strength, luck of the time...
Matsue and Jirina have defeated all of them one after another!
Will the remaining five people be able to eat a pie?!
KAMI KYOKU TACHI
AKB48's long-awaited second best album "KAMI KYOKU TACHI" has finally been released today!
It's a hit song!
Tonight, the latest songs in the second best album "KAMI KYOKU TACHI" released today...
"You", "Rainbow", "Sun", and "TV" will be released for the first time!
Along with the video from the Yokohama Arena Live held a few days ago, we'll also be delivering it to you!
Beyond the left bridge of the school building
I can keep crying with my tongue out
The clouds of sadness coming in from the distant city
Just a little bit
So that I don't get caught in the gap
Anger pierces my heart
I want to protect you in my heart
Let's become the sun and wear a smiley rainbow
I want to protect you and hold you tight
A drop of overflowing tears will shine in seven colors
I want to protect you in my arms
Hold me tight
Even the overflowing tears
Will shine like the seven colors of love
No matter what love looks like
It will soon disappear
When love wants to cry
It will surely show itself
Gornard, Matsui and Juri are finally covered in pie?!
Next week, the final battle of "Fire"!
Will they be able to cover the invincible super middle school students in pie for the first time?!
They're finally completely united!
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What are you two doing?!