AISubs v3.5
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I wanted to meet you!
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In this embarrassing and chaotic time of the year...
A woman's fight for her idol life...
"Crazy Touch Ball"!
Please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as a normal touch ball.
However, for the members who have been eliminated...
There will be severe chaos, so...
Everyone...
Please do your best!
And the one who will decide what happens...
Is this "Crazy Touch Lucky Draw Machine"!
Who will be the lucky draw machine this time?
The first question is...
This one!
What is it?
Blue juice!
If you hit this ball...
Please drink blue juice!
Ready...
First, a jump ball!
It's taken by Akimoto!
But Takahashi catches the ball!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
He hasn't hit it yet!
He picks up the spilled ball!
Miyazawa dodges it nicely!
And Miyazaki picks up the ball!
Oh, Takahashi hits it!
Goal!
Ace Takahashi was attacking aggressively!
But Takahashi is out early in the morning!
So, it's time for a crazy game!
Please drink blue juice at once!
Go ahead!
Go! Go! Go!
It's harder if you stop in the middle!
Go! Go! Go!
Oh?
You can drink it without stopping your nose!
Oh? It's gone!
Wow!
Okay!
She's like a high school teacher!
So, the red team's Takahashi and Sato have changed teams!
The next crazy game is...
Face Lift-Up!
It's a facial massage that Estes is familiar with!
It's like this!
Nacchi, please!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's like this!
It hurts so much!
Right?
This is...
Sensei, can you stop me once where my nose goes "pyuu"?
My nose. One more time. Wow, that's good.
Sensei, one more time. One more time.
Sensei, you're bouncing too much!
That's good.
Ready...
First up is Kitahara!
Oh, what a great catch by Kasai!
And the ball that Kasai threw goes into the outfield!
Oh, nice catch by Itano!
Another great match is going on!
From Takahashi...
Itano!
Oh, and a hit for Kojima!
Itano's ball ended up in the hands of Kojima, who ran away late.
And with that, it's time for "Muchaburi"!
Here I go.
Okay.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
Oh, that's good.
Should we jump in the middle of the pitch?
Oh, that's good.
Cute!
How is it, Kojima?
I feel like I could fall asleep.
Just relax.
Sensei, why don't you go with me alternately?
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
First released in Japan!
A precious video of Kojima's piggyback ride!
Now, it's a tie of 5 to 5!
Furthermore, the piggyback ride escalates!
The next piggyback ride topic is this!
"Biribiri Tenshuuha"!
Hold a tenshuuha in your hand and eat a monkey soba while shaking it.
I see.
Ready...
First, Akimoto...
Whoa, that's a good hit all of a sudden!
Hey, wait a minute!
What is it?
Isn't it because it came out of the line?
What? Because it came out of the line?
If it came out of the line, it's safe, right?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Are you making that up?
Raisman, wait a minute...
It came out of the line!
Wait a minute!
It came out of the line, so it's okay.
You got it.
Thank you!
Exaggerated excuses don't work!
Okay, I'm going to eat it now.
Okay.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey!
Eat it properly, you!
Wait a minute...
There's only a little in there.
Eat it properly!
That's right, that's right.
Hold it.
Okay, I'll hold it.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, I'll eat it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey!
Seriously, it hurts!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
And put wasabi in the soup.
- Seriously, stop it. - What should I stop?
Your arm is already tingling.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wasabi...
Mix it up.
Mix it up, seriously.
Mix it up.
That's useful.
Useful, useful.
And put green onion in it.
And eat soba.
- Eat soba. - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Eat it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- I'll eat it, I'll eat it. - Okay.
Eat it, seriously!
Put it in your mouth.
Finally, put it in your mouth.
And put it in your mouth.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Okay!
It hurts! It hurts so much!
Here it is!
Embarrassing make-up!
The reason why the members hate it so much is...
Because of the embarrassing make-up last time, this kind of masterpiece has been born one after another!
What will be the masterpiece this time?
Ready!
Now, the ball thrown by Kitahara goes to Gaia Miyazawa!
A big pass and...
It's a fastball!
Aim properly!
Who is Takahashi aiming at?
Oh, it's a feint!
And now, Ono catches it!
The ball is thrown wide and it goes to Gaia!
Donkusa!
The ball goes from Donkusa Kojima to Miyazawa...
And now, Ono is out!
Out!
Miyazawa's splendid quick attack!
Even Akimoto's foul play didn't make it in time!
And now, it's time for the embarrassing make-up!
The make-up I'm going to do is...
"Country boy"!
What's that?
What kind of make-up will Kiyoto create for "country boy"?
Let's do it!
Three, two, one, go ahead!
Everyone, do you have poop?
Look!
What's that?
What's going on?
There's something stuck in my nose!
This is crazy!
You're stupid for doing it the other way around!
Next, we have a crazy challenge!
Here it is!
Drink-it-all pudding!
Drink-it-all pudding is an eddy koshishi-kun's special skill!
In this way, you drink up the pudding you drop from the ceiling with your mouth and drink it up in one go!
Ready, go!
Go for it, country boy!
Oh! Suddenly, Sato is out!
As expected of you, country boy!
Both of you are good at it, aren't you?
In this way, it's snack-time!
Then, please drink-it-all pudding!
I'll do it!
First of all, since it's here...
That's right, that's right.
Oh, it looks good!
Turn it like this...
Oh, it looks good!
Oh, it's gone! It's gone!
It's gone! It's gone!
It's gone!
Drink-it-all pudding!
Did you drink it?
Alright, okay!
Alright, okay, okay!
Thank you for the pudding!
Yes!
He's well-mannered!
Sato Amina has acquired a new special skill!
The next crazy challenge is...
Here it is!
Extremely spicy soup!
It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!
Please eat more and more of it!
I'm totally fine with it!
I'll say it just in case, it's pretty good, but you know Maeda who ate super spicy tempura and cried, right?
The black chili hotpot from the same restaurant you make, it's 30 times spicier than last time!
This is pretty spicy!
It's impossible!
Maeda, do you remember that?
I don't want to remember that.
That 30 times...
It's definitely impossible, you shouldn't do it.
Let me do it.
You shouldn't do it. It's impossible.
Get ready for the death ball!
Matsui is smiling wildly!
Who is she aiming for?
She hit the firewood!
Out!
Matsui, who caught fire from super spicy food, instantly killed the firewood!
Now, what will happen to the super spicy soup?
Open!
I don't know what's going to happen.
I've eaten super spicy food in England, but this is totally dangerous.
It smells dangerous, doesn't it?
Drink up.
I don't want to!
You hit it with the dodge ball, right?
Yeah.
If you didn't hit it, you don't have to drink it, right?
Yeah.
Don't drop the soup little by little.
Don't drop the soup little by little while crying.
I'm watching you.
The soup is decreasing little by little, isn't it?
Shut up!
How is it?
It's hot!
What is it?
Something weird is coming out!
What is it?
I think it's the chili pepper's spice.
It's not spicy, but it sticks in my mouth.
What's with the spiciness?
Then, Matsui, try it.
It's strong, isn't it?
It's amazing.
You love spicy food, don't you?
I love it.
I'll eat it now.
Matsui's reaction to Matsui's love for spicy food is...
Huh?
Are you okay?
You're lying!
Matsui's love for spicy food is strong.
Kiyoto, you should try it.
You should try it, Kiyoto.
The spiciness and sweetness are strong.
It's okay, it's okay, Kiyoto.
It's okay, Kiyoto.
It's okay.
Don't do things like firecrackers.
Kiyoto's reaction to Kiyoto's love for spicy food is...
It's spicy, isn't it?
The remaining number of people is three against three.
An even greater hell is waiting for the members!
The next reckless thing is this!
What is it?
Smelling socks!
This is...
A.D.'s Itaba-kun...
Smelling socks for three days in a row!
Get your ball ready!
Miyazaki's sudden all-out attack!
From Miyazawa to Kitahara!
Whoa! Miyazaki's run is a hit!
Out!
Here, Kitahara's high-speed ball explodes!
What a spectacular experience!
Those of you who are eating, please do not watch!
Okay, please take off your socks.
I can't do it!
By the way...
Eh, is this right?
I want to do it!
Eh, I can't do it!
Then...
Okay, let's go!
How is it?
This is bad! My nose is burning!
Your nose is burning? You're being rude to Inaba- kun!
Eh, by the way, Inaba-kun, who did you push?
Kasai-san.
Oh! You pushed Kasai!
I hate you!
How could you do that to someone who pushed you?!
A fan is important!
A fan is important, right?!
A fan is what?!
A god!
A fan is a god, right?!
It's a god's socks!
That's right!
Inaba-kun, by the way...
Kasai-san...
It's amazing that you wrote this, right?!
I'm happy!
Ah, you're kidding me!
Hey! I didn't write it!
How could you say "you're kidding me" to someone who pushed you?!
I'm sorry...
That's right?!
What about the fan?
It's a god!
Yes, it's a god's socks!
That's right!
It's a sock! Kasai, it's a sock!
Wait, wait, wait! I don't like it!
It's a sock! Kasai, it's a sock!
But I really don't like this kind of thing!
You're unexpectedly good at this, Kansai fan!
It's a sock!
It stinks!
Time's up!
There are 5 members left!
The match is heating up!
Here is the next "push-up challenge"!
Let's go!
Embarrassing make-up!
What kind of embarrassing make-up is it this time?
As an idol, I absolutely want to avoid this recklessness!
Matsui somehow blocks the ball, which is not as fast as the star ball I threw!
Now, it's time for her transformation!
Well, the embarrassing make-up that I'm going to do is...
"demon black dragon" make-up!
Will Kiyo, who is good at make-up, make Matsui, who has an easygoing face, look like?
A special guest has come!
Who is it?
Let me introduce you!
It's demon Matsui! Please come in!
Please come in!
What do you think about it, Matsui?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Wait a minute! My head just dropped!
Hey, Mera-chan! Don't do... don't do like this!
It's kind of luxurious!
Don't do like this, Mera!
So, what do you think about it?
It's fun!
I like Damon-san.
It's been a while.
No, no, no.
You know each other?
We're good friends.
Oh, I see.
Right?
You're too different.
That's amazing.
And like that, a different-colored duo was born!
And now we have some time!
And so, in this 2-on-2, it's a draw!
But didn't you see a new side of them?
Isn't this exciting?
I don't think we can do it like this!
After that...
And so, this time's MVP is...
Not only extremely spicy, but also extremely stinky shoes!
After this, a heart attack warning will be issued!
Blaze Museum...
It's an art museum that only collects words that will make listeners go bonkers.
And so, tonight...
Today's theme is...
A karaoke box song that we all sang together, and a word that the girl next to you wants you to whisper to her.
First, a song by Atsuko Ni Omakase with a pen name.
A karaoke box song that we all sang together, and a word that Atsuko Maeda next to you wants you to whisper to her.
Hey, you know...
You looked cool when you were singing, too.
You mean I looked cool in other ways, too?
Hey, it's not that perfect!
This is getting harder and harder...
Moving on...
A song by Kojimaru-san with a pen name.
A karaoke box song that we all sang together, and a word that Kojima Haruna next to you wants you to whisper to her.
I...
Should I leave first and wait for you?
Is she asking you out, or...
Did you run away with your paycheck?
This time, I will choose...
Here it is!
No, no, no. There are two ways of accepting it.
Why does it become like this?
No, like I said before...
Kojima's actions?
I wonder if it's related to that.
It can't be helped, right?
There's still a lot more.
Weird Kojima!
Weird Kojima appeared!
I'm sorry! Weird Kojima appeared!
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new song,
are being popularized on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy them.
Now, finally released today,
AKB48's main song's graduation song,
"Cherry Blossom Ending" will be played.
From somewhere, a breeze
The road I'm used to walking on
Changes its color
Both joy and sadness
Have passed season by season
A new road
I'm starting to walk on
Cherry blossoms, future stars
I hope you'll remember
The dream you had one day
Rather than giving up and losing today,
why don't you try opening your dream for the first time?
Cherry blossoms are white as our hearts
Shining youth is dazzling
Cherry blossoms are white as our hearts
Surely you won't forget the dream that bloomed so many years ago
"MY BIRTH" and "TAIBOU"'s second photo album "ACCHAN" will be released on the 25th of this month!
They will show a new side of themselves to the Hawaiian stage!
And! "SK-48" and "TAIBOU"'s second single will also be released!
The title is "Aozora Kataomoi"!
It will be released on March 24th! Look forward to it!
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