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Learn from amazing entertainers! Entertainment world's top teacher!
Entertainment world's top teacher is...
A learning project for AKB48 to excel even more in entertainment world!
Every time, we welcome a super first class entertainer who is active in various genres...
We will meet with the teacher and learn their tricks!
I have something I want to ask you.
What is it?
Did you eat lunch today?
Yes, I did.
How was it?
It was delicious.
You slipped your tongue.
Kojima, how was it?
The bento prepared by A.K. Bingo is always delicious.
You slipped your tongue.
What's wrong with you?
Not at all!
This is what you say when you eat a bento!
Wow, look at the quality of this side dish!
It's all in the third generation.
Shrimp, chili, beef intestine...
Chinese bento...
It's all in the third generation!
Today's top teacher is...
The god of food report, Hikomaru sensei!
We're going to show you his know-how!
How long have you been a food reporter, Hikomaru sensei?
About 19 years.
19 years?!
What did you do before becoming a food reporter, Hikomaru-san?
When I was a student, I was a model.
And then I made my debut in the entertainment industry...
You're lying! That's rude!
I was a model in Osaka...
Then I made my debut in Tokyo...
And now I'm a former idol!
It seems like there are people who don't believe in idols...
So Hikomaru-san will show us some idol-era videos!
There is?!
Yes, there is!
This is Hikomaru-san from 20 years ago!
Where is Hikomaru-san?!
How do you know?!
You're all so thin!
Wow, he's dancing!
He was there just now!
Did you see how he did it again?!
This! This! This!
Since then, how much have you gained?!
Well, about 40kg!
About 40kg?!
It's too early for you to be surprised!
By the way, who is Hikomaru-san's idol-era producer?!
Yes! Yasushi Akimoto-san!
That's right!
Your great senior, Hikomaru-san...
That's right!
The gourmet reporter who ate 40kg of fat with you, Norham!
Norham!
You're grateful for being taught by her, aren't you?!
Yes! Yes!
You're pulling a little bit, aren't you?!
No, I'm not! Why would I?!
Are you okay?!
Today's topic is "Delicious Ramen Restaurants' Live Broadcast Report"!
First, we'll learn about the first-class stores' reports until you enter the shop.
In this afternoon's show, reporter with experience, Takahashi will try it out!
Takahashi Minomi's ramen report, start!
Okay, so we're here today at a very popular ramen restaurant in Chiodome.
Look! You can see it now! You can already see the queue!
Wow! Look at this signboard! It's so positive!
I can already smell something good! Let's go in!
Excuse me! Wow! Look at this, everyone!
Look at this, camera-san! Look!
Look at this! It's already OL-san!
By the way, how many out of 100 points did you get?
You got about 40 points!
40 points! You got 40 points for that, too?!
What exactly went wrong? Let's have the teacher show us some examples!
First of all, even though I know there's a ramen restaurant, I think it's around here, but I was wandering around and...
Ah! There it is! It's right here!
Wow! The camera-san is amazing!
The reason I stopped here isn't because of nature, but because of meaning!
The reason is...
Noren, you and the camera-san...
This triangle is called "the forward-shaking triangle"!
What is the important meaning of the forward- shaking triangle?
For example, if you stop here and the name of the restaurant is written on it, you can't see it!
Ah! You can't see it!
So, if you stand here as much as you can, the camera- san can't follow you!
I see!
But if you pull it back, you'll be in the frame, too!
What she did really well was...
Even if you're this close, you want the camera-san to open the noren, right?
So you open it and put it in, right?
Then you put it in and hold it until you put in the lens!
The noren!
Do you understand?!
If you let go of it here, you'll put it in front of you!
You'll hit it once, right?
Yes! You hold it and put it in!
Ah! This is really easy to see!
Was Takahashi-san good at it?
She held it really well!
And since it's bad to put the camera-san in first, I used a little advanced technique!
Oh!
Next up is Ono challenging herself in the same situation!
However, there will be a happening that only happens in live broadcasts!
And now, Ono Elena will start her ramen report!
I'm here because there's a rumored ramen, but where is it?
Ah! I found it!
Here!
Bingo ramen!
Bingo ramen...
Since there's a bingo ramen here, I'm a little curious about what it is!
Well then, I'll go in!
Thank you for the meal!
Huh?
Ah!
Hey captain! Aren't you carrying it?!
This is not good!
Oh! What are you? A talent?
Ah! I'm AKB48!
Hmm? I only know about idling!
It's delicious! I bought it for you as a gyoza souvenir!
Ah! Ah! Really? Ah! You can take out the gyoza now?
Eh?
Eh?!
I'm going to buy it now!
You're trying to embarrass me!
When did you start watching it?
This is a live broadcast, so I think you're watching it now.
Hurry up and go inside and watch it!
The gyoza might have stuck to you.
Do your best!
Okay, cut!
You scared me!
By the way, how many points did you get?
I did my best, but I'll give you 50 points!
50 points!
Because Ono-chan was looking at you with a lot of empathy,
if you make a mistake, you'll lose a lot of points.
You're too polite and you're taking up too much of my time.
If you say a word, I'll be satisfied with you.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a long time!
Then, please watch Sensei's wonderful example!
I'd like to go in now!
Thank you for the meal!
Ah! Thank you! Ah! Dad!
Ah! How are you?
Ah! You look good! How is it?
Ah! It's good! It's good! I'm in trouble!
Thank you!
What did you eat today?
I ate ramen!
I want to eat ramen, too!
I'll go in now!
Ah! Thank you! Thank you!
You're fast!
You're facing forward, aren't you?
That's right! That's also a chance to hear the audience's voice!
Ah!
That's also one of the points!
Next is the intermediate level!
Entering a shop and ordering ramen!
The first one to try is Watanabe, who has never experienced "Gourmet Report"!
"Watanabe" and "Ramen Report" start now!
Excuse me!
Oh! Welcome!
Yes!
Hello!
Oh! You're eating right away!
Hello! I'm Nittere!
Ah! Hello!
At this ramen shop, I'd like you to tell me your most recommended menu!
Is there soy sauce ramen?
Ah! Then, can I have that soy sauce ramen?
Ah! Sure!
Ah! Then, please!
Yes! Please wait for a moment!
Okay! Cut!
Cut!
Eh! Eh! Eh! Mom! En-chan! En-chan!
Oh! Is it true?
I'm asking you about your most recommended menu!
This one was popular, wasn't it?
Ah! It's true!
En-chan, what's your score out of 100?
I'll give you about 60 points!
Oh! Thank you very much!
The bad thing about this is...
By the way, once you enter the shop, you have to know more about the atmosphere of the shop!
Ah! Yes!
Ah! I see!
Yes!
I see!
You were there, weren't you? Akimoto-san and Kuramoto-san.
Yes, yes.
Was it fun?
It was fun.
You look like an O.L.
No, you don't look like an O.L. at all.
Now, let's see the teacher's example, "a flowing report".
Wow, isn't it lively? Look at this. Hello, teacher.
Hello.
Wow, customers are already sitting down. Because it's a popular store.
Look at the wall. It's amazing.
Signs of people wearing it are Leonardo DiCaprio.
Idols are also wearing it.
Bad boys are also wearing it.
Do you come here often?
Today, I'll introduce you to my seniors.
So you came here for the first time.
Yes.
Do you come here often?
I've seen you a lot in magazines. You're famous for being delicious.
So I thought I'd bring my juniors here.
Wow!
As I thought, there are a lot of delicious places that OL goes to.
Excuse me for interrupting you while you eat.
No problem.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Yes.
It's rumored that it's delicious.
Well, okay.
In other words, what do you recommend?
Yes.
What do you recommend?
Right now, I recommend soy sauce ramen.
Soy sauce?
I'd like some soy sauce.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Wow!
It's delicious!
Thank you.
It's delicious!
It's amazing!
Hikomaru's report just now...
Matsui.
Yes.
How was it?
Even when I came in, I said hello to the creators and talked to the customers.
I said, "Excuse me for disturbing you," but even the viewers didn't have a strange impression of Hikomaru.
I think it's a good way of saying it, so I'd like to learn it.
She's a first-year middle school student.
You're very persistent!
Next up is Sato's challenge!
But this time...
Actually, what you're about to do is what Hikomaru- sensei has experienced.
Wow!
You'll be eating it.
Please mix it well and try it.
Sato Amina's "Ramen Report" starts now!
Hello.
Is ramen delicious?
It's really good.
It's really good here.
Um, master...
Um...
Master, are you here?
Shut up!
That's rude!
Um...
Shut up already, you bastard!
Yes, hello.
If you talk about caramel in a place like this, you'll fly away, you bastard!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
What is it, you bastard?!
This ramen is said to be the best in the world!
It's not the best in the world, it's the best in the universe, you bastard!
I'd like you to tell me about your recommended ramen here.
Everything is recommended, you bastard!
Um...
Don't ask a professional like that, you bastard!
Um... I'd like one soy sauce ramen.
Why do you want soy sauce ramen, you bastard?!
No, I thought it looked delicious, and I really like soy sauce...
I'm asking you if you have your data with you!
You don't even know my recommendation, and you say soy sauce ramen?!
Do your best and win! Come on, say it back!
Um...
No, I heard rumors that the soy sauce ramen here is delicious...
You're mad at me right now, aren't you?!
Don't be mad at me anymore!
This is bad! This is bad!
Um...
That was good. I'll give you about 70 points.
The good thing about it is that you asked me about my recommendation and my reaction was scary.
That kind of point was good.
Also, when you say you heard rumors about the third party around you,
you're weak at using your stubbornness.
So you have to make good use of it.
What will be the correct report for stubbornness?
Master! Are you ready?!
What's wrong with you?!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm sitting alone!
I heard about this amazing city and heard that the chicken here is exceptionally delicious!
When you enter the store, you can smell the elegant scent of chicken!
I'm working hard to make it, you know?!
For a little bit of a mood, you're a tourist guide, aren't you?
Don't say stupid things, you!
Let's get started, master!
Would you like me to make the golden chicken breast golden ramen you made with your golden arms?!
Yeah, eat it up, you!
Let's continue with this.
How about you, Maeda?
For me, I can't go that far from the bottom.
I'm afraid I'll get stuck.
I thought it was amazing.
How about you, Miyazaki?
Of course, it's the same with the chords, but I thought the arrangement of the voices was amazing.
When you put it up, you put it up. When you hold it down, you hold it down.
Like you said earlier, "kogoede", right?
Yes, it's very strong.
"Gankoyaji" is "kogoede" and you should definitely remember it!
Next up, Kojima will try it!
A more troubled manager than "Gankoyaji" that Kikobado sensei experienced will appear!
There's a master who's so excited from being a reporter on TV that his tension goes up!
Kojima World's ramen report, start!
Manager-san!
Manager-san...
Excuse me!
I'm AKB of Japanese TV, but I'm calling you "manager-san" now...
I am "manager-ark"!
Your character is terrible!
Manager-san!
China's history of 4,000 years!
This place's history of 2 years!
History of 2 years, that's right!
2 years!
That's deep!
I heard that this ramen restaurant is really good!
I told you!
That's the worst!
How about ramen?
You came to eat ramen!
Yes!
I don't know if there's ramen, but we have somen noodles!
Is that so?
I told you it's not!
It's not?
I told you I don't like ramen!
That's interesting!
What kind of ramen do you recommend?
Gyoza!
Shut up!
Cut it out!
That's amazing!
That's crazy!
That's really exciting!
But I'm actually doing this!
If I put on my mask and interview for "buta don",
people would say "muhahaha, buta don!"
It would be really hard!
How many points would you give?
I'd say 60 points!
But if you try to calm down and go back,
the gap between you and your master gets bigger and bigger!
If you do this with all your might,
you'll look cold!
You'll look cold, even though you think you're weird!
Should I put it on?
Yes, yes, yes!
Should I put it on?
Yes, that's better!
I see!
Now, let's see how this troubled manager puts it on!
Ramen logo!
It's on!
Hahahahaha!
Ramen for a million dollars!
What?!
Hahahahaha!
I never thought a million dollars would come!
This time, I came to eat your ramen!
Damn you!
Let me see how good your ramen is!
Just you wait!
Hahahahaha!
Wow!
I can't wait to see what kind of ramen it is!
My heart is pounding!
I see!
Wow!
That's amazing!
There's one more hard technique.
When you return your master to his middle age,
you have to be quiet for three seconds and say, "Well then, I'm looking forward to it!"
By opening your mouth for three seconds, you can cut all of your master's words!
Hahahahaha!
Wow!
You've learned a lot!
But I thought only Mr. Hikomaru could do that!
Hahahahaha!
We're in the middle of class, but...
That's all for today!
Finally, Maeda is going to try the flavor report!
Wow!
Hahahahaha!
Also!
Shinoda is enraged by the extremely spicy ramen!
Hahahahaha!
It's so good!
You're lying!
We'll continue in the near future!
PRAISE MUSEUM
The museum has only collected words that make people feel embarrassed.
PRAISE MUSEUM
So, tonight...
What kind of phrase did you bring tonight?
Today's theme is...
One word that makes you feel excited when you're eating lunch together on the rooftop.
First, a work by the pen name "EMPRESS".
One word that makes you feel excited when you're eating lunch together on the rooftop with Haruna Kojima.
EMPRESS
What are you looking at?
Do you...
Want it?
That's not it! I was looking at your profile and...
That's all I saw!
I heard you say "hm?"
Next up is a work by a pen name "Famous Chef".
A word that makes your heart pound when you're eating lunch with Minami Takahashi on the rooftop.
You'll be even better in ten years, you know?
That's deep.
I want to be with you in ten years.
That's what I'm thinking right now.
But I wonder what that lunch will taste like.
The work I'm choosing this time is...
This one!
I like that there's a guarantee of ten years.
That's interesting.
I'm at a loss.
I'll seal my work.
I don't want it.
I'm sorry.
I want to continue being a comedian in ten years.
I didn't want to lose to a thunderbolt.
I want to turn into a cockroach in my room!
The members' heart-pounding phrases, including this new work, are continuing to be popular on the show's promotional page.
Please enjoy them.
Next up is the famous collaboration unit!
Collaboration unit Team PB and Team YJ will compete!
Your votes will determine the winner!
First up is Team PB's long-distance poster!
♪ A long-distance love star ♩
♪ Are you in the area? ♩
Next, please listen to Team YJ's "Choose Me"!
♪ Between love and fog ♪
♪ Loneliness creates a shadow ♪
♪ I'll choose love ♪
♪ No one can give it to you ♪
♪ The only thing I know for sure ♪
♪ Is that I love you more than anyone else ♪
I sang that famous song of Onyanko Club!
Yeah!
AKB48 will do their best not to miss Onyanko Club's famous song "Sailor Uniform"!
It makes me feel like I've time-slipped through time.
That's true!
Entertainment people hit songs and win prizes!
Look forward to it!
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