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Honey Osaka takes the AKB profiling!
Actually, another horrible incident happened today.
Look at this!
Today, when our program's A.D. Dama opened someone's dressing room,
he was shocked and shocked at how dirty it was.
Look at this!
In the message, it says "9841, I'm frustrated."
Why does it say "9841"?
Because we're the Pokebell generation!
After the incident was found out,
these five members decided to turn themselves in in order to protect their comrades' sins!
From the various evidence we'll introduce in this program,
we'll have you deduce who the real culprit is!
This time, the mystery team will be challenged by these three teams that know suspects well!
The first hint - the culprit's home video!
Using the keys left at the scene,
we'll film the idol's real home.
The judge team will deduce which of the five suspects is from whose family!
Everyone in front of the TV, please join us!
Who is the culprit?
As they step into the house through the front door,
they feel a large number of gazes.
Those gazes are...
Oh my! There are more than 50 teddy bears!
It seems like the culprit is overflowing with incredible love for teddy bears!
I get it!
I like teddy bears!
Everyone likes teddy bears, right?
With that in mind, they continue on their journey to the culprit's room.
In a relatively organized space, they discover a drawer that seems like the culprit's.
When they look inside...
There are quite a few clothes folded up in quite a precious manner.
The culprit must have seen them as people who are quite good at storing things.
On second thought,
on the floor are clothes that seem like the culprit's room clothes that have been thrown away.
On top are AKB's park tee-shirts.
Below are school jerseys for some reason.
And on top of those school jerseys is a name!
At last, the culprit has shown his tail!
That name is...
Who?
Hoshino.
Hoshino?
No, there shouldn't be a person named Hoshino among the suspects.
Could it be that the culprit usually uses pseudonyms?
In order to get even more clues, the culprit once again ransacks Hoshino's room.
Then...
On one corner of the room is a muscle training machine.
On top of that, beauty goods are also hidden there.
It seems like Hoshino is someone who is interested in beauty.
Next up,
on top of the rack that smells of hobbies and thoughts,
there is a VHS recording of AKB's songs.
On top of that,
if you look at the DVD that is placed under the TV,
it's filled with horror movies!
On top of DS's game software, there are also horror games!
Even if you look at the shelf of a school desk and don't know what a girl's heart is like,
it's still a horror novel!
Demekin is not a horror novel,
but the culprit must be someone who likes horror.
They're lined up next to horror movies.
Next, the culprit moves on to the culprit's study desk.
But here, the culprit discovers an important clue!
And that is...
The danger of terminator 4, which had been left unattended.
When you notice it, there are a lot of usj goods in your shelf.
In addition to horror movies, the culprit seems to like universal studio japan as well.
And finally, to the bed in which the culprit slept every day.
Does he like it that much? Even pillows and blankets are keabea.
If you come this far, you can't tell if it's the culprit's house or a keabea's nest.
Now, famous detectives!
Based on the clues so far, please identify the real culprit!
All right! I'll do my best!
I'm not that kind of person!
All right, five of you who surrendered, you don't have a star among you, do you?!
I'm a star!
No, I'm a star!
I'm a star!
What are you saying?!
It's me!
I'm a star!
Go ahead!
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop using Ms. Dachou's story on your own!
Apologize!
Sit down, you idiot!
Yes!
Apologize!
Why did you have a star jersey at home?
Let's ask her!
Number one, that one!
Yes!
Well, that jersey is from school,
and when I was making it,
I was going to write "ono" on it,
but my teacher mistook it for a star,
and when I said I was going to remake it,
he said it would cost me money again,
and I said, "Well, I'm going to use a star for the next three years,"
and he gave me a star jersey.
Number two, Kojima!
Well, I don't know if I can say this here,
but my real name is Hoshino.
Hey!
My good friends call me "star spring" and stuff like that.
Really?!
I have a question,
but I heard you like Universal Studio Japan.
Why do you have that voice?
I like it, but...
First of all, it's a good voice.
No one likes that voice!
It suits you well.
Right? Everyone makes their own characters.
Oh, really? But you're the only one who's talked about it.
Then talk about it for me!
You like Universal Studios Japan, so...
That's what you decided to go with today, right?
That's right!
Necromancy!
Yes, that's right!
Tell me your favorite Universal Studios Japan characters.
I see, that's good.
Then, Kojima.
Yes, everyone's favorite, you know...
I don't know.
That's weird.
What's everyone's favorite?
Elmo.
What?
Elmo.
Elmo?
Elmo.
What?
Cookie Monster.
Cookie Monster!
What?
Who said Cookie Monster?
Obviously, someone changed their mind.
It's Cookie Monster!
Then, Sashara.
Yes!
Sashara already went to Universal Studios Japan when she was in middle school, so...
Universal Studios!
Yes, Universal Studios!
Universal Studios!
If it's Universal Studios, I like them all.
Then, the question is...
Who's your favorite character in Universal Studios?
Keibu...
Can I play that woman?
Stop it!
Then, Rie.
For me...
Elmo, Cookie Monster, Superman...
They're all great, but...
I like Steven Spielberg.
That's not a character!
That's a director!
They're all lying.
They're lying!
But, when I was in Saitama...
I've heard of Hoshiharu.
Liar!
Now, here's a special hint!
Since the culprit is quite a horror fanatic,
the five suspects will have a prank song experience.
This reaction will also be an important clue, so please watch carefully!
Suspects, look straight ahead!
Look straight ahead!
Then, let's begin!
I can't take it anymore! I don't like this sound!
What is it?
- What is this? - I was really scared.
- This is bad! - This is a really good one!
No, you scared me once! You scared me once!
Say something!
Now, based on this special hint, whose house was it?
What is the expectation of the detective team at the moment?
Well then, let's look at Team Homes first.
- Miyazaki! - Yes! - Yes!
- Go ahead. - As I thought, it's Uzaki's room, isn't it?
I feel like I gave up my room goods.
I feel like it was in that room.
I see! Now, go ahead.
- Minegishi! - Yes, why?
Because Minegishi was eating first when the doll fell.
- Because he was twirling it. - That's right!
She said she was twirling it!
- Now, lastly... - Yes.
- No, it's definitely one of us, isn't it? - Yes.
- The decisive one is... - I see.
There's only one person.
- Hoshino-san! - No, it's not like that!
- Kiyo-san! - Hoshino-san is not here, so...
It's all my responsibility.
You're so mean!
Who are you, really?
I won't imitate you! Because you're an idol!
Don't say that!
Who are you?
As I thought, it's Sata-san, isn't it?
Hey, don't comment on your own will!
- Sata-san! - I thought you wanted Kiyo-san to say that!
- For now, it's Kojima, isn't it? - Yes.
- Why? - It seems like he's deliberately acting.
- I see. - Yes.
Next, the second hint is in his wallet.
All the items in his wallet.
Tickets to aquarium with annual passports.
A large amount of Hanamaru udon recipes.
Who's wallet contains all of these items?
- The criminal loves aquarium. - He loves it!
- He says it quite a lot.
- Even his discount tickets. - Wow!
There's one more recipe.
There's a recipe for Hanamaru udon.
Looking at the date, October 23rd, 26th, 27th, 28th...
- He eats Hanamaru udon every day. - Hanamaru udon every day!
- He loves Hanamaru udon! - He loves it!
The contents of his wallet are clear, following the home video.
What will the detective team predict?
Let's start with Team Homes.
- Sashihara. - Sashihara.
Other members have been on the same team for a long time.
Sashihara doesn't know much about his private life.
- He probably eats aquarium or udon. - That's right.
He doesn't eat aquarium!
He goes to the aquarium.
Next up is Team Konan.
This is what we predict!
- Sashihara! - Sashihara!
Sashihara invites you to eat Hanamaru udon.
- Have you been there? - Yes!
- Have you been there? - Have you been there?
- Yes! - Um...
- What's up? - What's up?
- I think the culprit is...
- Hoshino-san! - No, no!
- No, no!
- Hoshino-san is not it! - Okay!
- I'm sorry, but... - Who is it?
- Oh, there she is!
- I... - Yes?
- I like Min-chan... - Why?
- I like Min-chan... - Yes?
I think it's the culprit.
- Um... - There's no reason at all!
From now on, don't let me see so many young girls!
It can't be helped, right?
Next, the third hint is "memories of Shina Shina".
Check the evidence such as the criminal's notice board and documents.
Which of the five people has memories of Shina Shina?
First of all, this notice board.
The results of the shock of the suspect have been revealed.
Here it is!
Surprisingly, the main five items are full of "c" in the "abc" evaluation.
Twenty-one items and actually sixteen of them are rated lowest.
Furthermore, in the "accuracy" evaluation,
it is written that "don't forget" items are "just a little more".
And in the "look back on such a triumphant moment" card,
it is written that "don't force yourself to do what you should have done".
I don't have it anymore!
Strong-willed!
What did "don't forget" do often?
After all, it is mainly a gift, isn't it?
No, it's not. I'm a recorder.
I inevitably forget my solo album.
No, I don't!
I forget my umbrella.
I forget my jacket.
No, I don't.
You don't forget your jacket?
But, you know, "forgotten items" are always remembered.
Even now, you don't have anything like "forgotten items", do you?
No, I don't.
Myou still hasn't given me back the CD I lent her.
That's enough!
That's terrible!
Here we have a special hint again!
Judging from the graduate text of the criminal's elementary school,
it seems that he has experience in dancing.
So, five suspects, it's "let's dance" time!
Then, music, start!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Everybody! Yeah! Everybody!
Hi, I'm Kojima!
Huh? It's not done yet!
What's this?
Yeah!
Music, start!
Hey! Hey!
Yeah!
Miyazaki!
Let's go all out in the end!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
With this, all of the hints are over!
Room, wallet, memories...
Based on the three hints, please sort out the culprit among the five of you!
Let's start with Team Homes!
Miyazaki-san.
Miyazaki! Oh!
Yes!
Why?
Since there are a lot of things I've forgotten...
When I go to New York, I forget my iPod...
I forget my watch...
It happens a lot.
Next up, Team Konan!
Yes!
Miyazaki!
Yes!
Since Miao won't give me my CD back...
Ah, you stopped talking!
Can you teach me how to talk?
Eh? Eh?
You stopped talking a while ago, didn't you?
No, I didn't know!
When did I stop?
If you don't teach me, I'll have a problem with my vision!
You didn't say anything!
Since she won't give me my CD back...
There are some things I remember about Miao...
Miao...
I want you to catch me!
Yes, I want you to catch me!
And lastly...
Team Kindai!
I don't think it's him!
No, it's him!
What are you saying?
It's him!
I think it's different!
Chibi, shut up!
You two are together!
Chibi...
Old man...
Miyazaki...
Kiyo-san, where are you looking?
Miyazaki, please!
Kiyo-san!
Please change this member!
What's the reason?
Yes, it was in the video...
There was a red roll of beauty...
And we did it a lot at the same job...
And I like caviar too...
It all fits together!
Now...
Lastly...
We would like the suspect to confess!
Who is the real culprit of this incident?
After this...
The truth will be revealed!
Lastly...
We would like the suspect to confess!
Actually...
This is the person who lived in that room!
Who was the real culprit!?
Who is it!?
It's me! I'm the culprit!
And with that, everyone got it right!
Now, Miyazaki, what were you most embarrassed about this time?
The notice board was pretty...
Your grades were bad, weren't they?
They were different, weren't they?
They weren't different!
When I was in elementary school, my personality was really good!
Personality!?
It's a shame, isn't it?
October release, Shiodome Nihon TV.
After recording, the staff was called to Bad Boys' dressing room.
There, Minami Minegishi, who had a serious expression on her face,
said that the Bad Boys and the staff had something to discuss.
It's a little hard for me to say...
What's wrong with you? What do you mean?
Recently, the number of new members of AKB has increased,
and everyone is really fresh, aren't they?
Like Komori, Oya, and Maedami.
I thought it wouldn't work like this.
Even between AKB and the staff,
isn't Minegishi's freshness not enough?
Minegishi Minami, 17 years old.
Four years ago, when AKB48 was formed,
she became the center of the team and led AKB48.
Minegishi's problem is that she lacks freshness, isn't it?
There, she thought of a secret plan.
November 27th, North Leaves' new song will be performed.
There, I always do a fast forward in the middle of the song.
I thought of changing it to a slow song.
The unit with Minegishi in it, North Leaves' new single "Kiss No Meteor" will be released soon.
With that new song's choreography, she wants to challenge a comeback that no other member has done before.
There, Minegishi's request is...
You know, I was really moved by "Kiss No Meteor", right?
Just like "Kiss No Meteor", I want you to chase me.
- Eh? - Like a documentary.
- No, you're really... - You've been talking like an adult for a while now, but you're really happy about it?
Even if it's only for a few weeks, I'd like you to chase me for at least three weeks.
If you appear for about three weeks, everyone will pay attention to you, right?
- No, that's not it. - That's right, that's right.
- That's what everyone thinks. - That's right.
- Everyone wants you to appear. - Everyone wants you to appear.
It's different for everyone. I'll run for president.
It's that difficult to chase you on a show like that?
Is it difficult?
- Isn't it fine? - What do you mean "fine"?
- I'll really chase you. - I'll really chase you.
I'm sorry, Himaru. I didn't think it would be such a loose show like this.
And with that, AKB's super-urgent project has been decided!
At this month's No Sleeves' new song promotion event held on the 27th,
in front of a large number of fans, they'll be challenging for first-time south park fans!
However...
No!
That road trip was unexpectedly steep!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys.
What in the world is going to happen?!
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(kotoba ni dekinai kara) Since I can't put it into words...
Sukitaiyo (Sukitaiyo) (sukitai yo (sukitai yo)) ...I like you (let's go, love us!)
(yowamushi da ne, anata no koto) You're such a coward, aren't you? (yowamushi da ne, anata no koto)
On moonlit nights, I'm always, always looking for rabbits (shiki no yoru wa, yoru wa itsumo, itsumo usagi wo sagashiteru)
It's like I've been cast a spell on me (kuunone de nai kurai ni mahou kakerareta mitai)
I can't wake up from my dream, my love is all alone (zutto yume kara samenai no koi wa hitoriboto)
It's like I've been cast a spell on me (kuunone de nai kurai ni asenpan ni sukii nandesu)
I wonder what kind of spell I'll get to tell you (donna shimon wo toraetara tsutawaru no deshou)
It's perfect, isn't it? (ganbeki, guu no ne)
It's like I've been cast a spell on me (kuunone de nai kurai ni mahou kakerareta mitai)
(I love you, I love you, I love you so much)
Next, Maeta meets someone she adores!
On her mobile site MOVAOK, members go to charity auction for things they love!
Yuko Oshima buys a cap she bought in New York and a memorable necktie set!
Actually, I was wearing it in high school band.
It means a lot to me.
Furthermore, Riaza Asai brings her favorite pencil case and perfume as a set!
I've been wanting it since middle school, so I went to high school and got it in New York!
Thank you, everyone!
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