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That's right! This week we'll be doing the second episode of "Profiling With Ponyo"!
Today too, something really scary happened.
Look over here!
Today too, our show's A.D. Inaba was killed in a Japanese TV talent lobby!
Nisaba-san, you're getting killed every time!
Apparently, when Inaba-kun tried to go to an idol concert...
He got hit by a four-ton truck!
No, a four-ton truck doesn't fit in a talent lobby!
Don't say such things!
What do you think, Mukoya?
If it's for Feibu...
Can I die?
Alright!
The suspects in this case are these five people!
Just who is the culprit?
We'll have them sort through all of the evidence we'll be introducing!
Who pulled you and who pulled her?
This is weird, right?
Their poses are clearly...
Komanechi's!
Komanechi was full of energy in the end!
Alright! This time, we'll be solving the mystery of these three teams that know the suspects well!
Alright! These three teams are kind, but...
From now on, we'll show you three pieces of evidence.
Looking at those pieces of evidence, we'd like you to guess who it is!
Alright! Let's take a look at the first piece of evidence!
Here it is!
As you can see...
The house key was dropped again this time.
Using this key again this time...
We infiltrated the culprit's room!
The culprit is always so clumsy!
The first clue is the culprit's home video!
Using the eye key left at the scene...
They filmed the idol's real home!
The detective team will find out which of the five suspects' house is whose house!
Everyone in front of the TV, please join us!
When you enter the house from the front door,
on one side of the wall, there is a hat hanging down.
The culprit seems to like hats.
When you enter the room, you will see appliances.
First of all, a drum-shaped washing machine.
Then, a LCD TV.
Moreover, for some reason, two of them.
How much of a TV lover is he?
Immediately, we investigate the recording reservation and look for the culprit.
Drum, drum, drum, weekly AKB, drama, drama.
It seems that AKB doesn't watch it.
Next, we found an insect cage.
What is inside of it?
When we look inside of it,
we see a beetle.
As a result of enquiry and investigation around,
it seems that this beetle jumped into this house and began to buy it.
Where on earth does it live?
Next, we searched for a bookshelf where we like to read books.
There were thousands of books lined up there.
"Rookies", "Hunter x Hunter", "Marjan Manga" by Tetsuyan, etc.
There are only manga for men.
The culprit must like manga.
Moreover, when we suddenly look at the bookshelf on the desk,
there is "Satano de Meckin".
As a result of enquiry and investigation, books like girls' books are lined up.
Among them, we noticed this one.
"Doraemon's famous quote".
What kind of knowledge is he trying to get from here?
While searching the kitchen, they discover a powerful clue!
It's a dinner that looks like the culprit ran away without eating on the kitchen table!
Today's side dishes are seaweed with vinegar, grilled salmon, miso soup, cucumber pickles, cooked rice, and yakisoba.
Huh? Cooked rice and yakisoba?!
For some reason, there are two main dishes!
It seems like the culprit has quite a big appetite!
What's going on in the culprit's fridge?!
Let's open it up and look inside!
The first thing they notice is a bloody drink!
And it's in a box!
And next to it, there are a lot of...
Coach's yuzu juice!
Is the culprit a healthy-minded person?
Next up is the bedroom where the culprit is sleeping!
A cute bedsheet and three big pillows!
How in the world are they sleeping in all of them?!
And even closer to them is Kitty's bed sheet, which is used as pajamas!
It seems like she's quite a girl when she's sleeping!
Now, all of you detectives!
Based on all of these clues, please identify the culprit!
Now, we've seen the culprit's home,
but if you know anything else after seeing this,
please let us know in the comments section!
Um... Takamina really likes boy's manga.
Oh, there was one like "rookies".
I think you've probably read about "rookies" but...
I don't think you can wear a hat with that head.
But...
You always have that hairstyle!
As far as I know, you always have that hairstyle, Takamina.
I can't forget it!
There was only that cap, so...
I wonder how Takamina would wear it...
But...
What's up with this?
When we did the fashion show for AKB before...
I think Jurina said that you always have that hat with you.
Oh, I see!
And you love manga, don't you?
Yes.
This is deep, isn't it?
What do you think about this, members of SKE?
I don't know if middle school students will read boy's manga...
But...
The desk that Kuwagata was sitting on was a study desk.
You know what you're saying!
I think she was in elementary school until a little while ago...
So you have a study desk!
I see...
What about you, Kojima?
Well...
As long as you have a bed, a pillow or a cute doll, you can't be Sayaka Akimoto.
You also had a city car, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You also had a Chio Pita drink.
I don't think young people drink that much.
Chio Pita is more like Sayaka Akimoto, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's all I can say.
But you have a pillow, don't you?
That's all for the interview.
Which of the five members lives in whose house?
What are the detectives' predictions at this point?
Let's start with Team HOMES.
Go ahead.
Ta-dah!
It's Jurina.
Oh, Jurina Matsui.
She had two TVs, so I think she's wealthy.
And I think people in Nagoya are wealthy.
But you're not wealthy except for Jurina Matsui.
That's what it means.
It's just my imagination.
Next up is Team KONAN.
Yes!
It's Jurina.
Oh, you too?
Yes!
Why?
It's because of her hat.
She had a lot of caps.
I like caps.
Next up is Team KINTAICHI.
Go ahead, Yagami.
Yes!
What's up, Yagami?
Did you know the answer?
Yes.
She had two main dishes, so I think she's wealthy.
And that person is...
Galsone-san.
What's up with you?
Are you getting beat up?
You're full of yourself.
You're getting beat up a lot.
You're full of yourself.
Yagami, I'm sorry.
Okay, we have one more clue.
Bring it here, Fukei.
Okay, what we have here is...
The contents of the wallet found in the criminal's room.
Let's take a look at it.
The second hint is found in the criminal's wallet.
What concerns us even more are the name of the martial arts agency and the movie's copyright.
Furthermore, the receipt of the Gundam stick.
Which of the five people has the wallet?
If you look at this and find out anything...
Huh?
Detectives...
If it's the name of a martial arts agency,
doesn't that mean that only Akimoto-san gets scouted by martial arts agents?
It's all about that!
It was a movie theater in Minato Mirai.
Would Julina really watch a movie in Tokyo instead of Nagoya?
Well, I don't know about that.
In my spare time, I'll tell my seniors about Minato Mirai.
I haven't said anything like that.
Then, would you watch it in a movie?
Things like that happen sometimes.
Mobile Suit Gundam Golg.
You like Gundam.
There was something like Doraemon's famous line earlier.
There was! Doraemon's famous line! That's a good one!
Takamina studied that famous line in order to say something interesting.
Doraemon's famous line!
I can't study it at all!
Now, what else can you say? You like mint tea!
Mint tea... I love Sae-chan.
She always carries around five kinds of mint tea.
She says "Give me mint tea" and takes it out.
She says "Which one do you like?"
The name "sassy" hasn't come up at all yet.
"sassy"?
What is it?
What is "sassy"?
What is it?
What is "sassy"?
Now, in addition to their home videos, their wallets have been revealed.
What do the detective teams think?
Let's start with Team Homes.
Takamina-san's wallet.
Oh, Takamina-san's wallet.
Why?
She said she likes anime.
She said she likes amulets.
She said she has a cool image.
Cool?
That's her image.
Cool?
But she's always anxious, isn't she?
I see.
Now, Team Kona.
Sae-chan.
Oh, Miyazawa. Why?
It's mint tea, isn't it?
Oh, this is a mint tea receipt.
Yes.
She always asks me if I have candy with me.
She probably put something in her mouth, like mint tea.
I think she wants something like that.
Now, Team Kindai-chi.
Yes.
I...
Matsuri!
I remembered!
Oh.
I'm a bride who's only been married for a month.
I think she's the one who cries when she sees such a moving work.
Yes.
Eiji Bando.
I knew it!
I'm sorry!
You got me, didn't you?
It's self-defense.
It's not self-defense!
Based on the hints so far, here is the new criminal predicted by the detective team.
Will they be able to find the new criminal with the following hints?
The third hint is the criminal's memory synapse.
Check past embarrassing records such as training and school notes.
Who among the five are they?
First of all, look at this note.
The title says "science integration."
But if you look inside...
For some reason, it's in Japanese.
Kanji level 4.
Now, let's look at the next hint.
Here it is.
There are a lot of "go."
The worst one is also a "san."
It's a pretty good strategy.
Now, in the comments section of "Kirinaru Sensei,"
I used to love Mr. Marumaru like that.
That's a hot word!
I'm going to report you, Sensei!
Go ahead!
What did you like about it?
I used to love Mr. Marumaru like that.
It's a pretty good strategy.
That's right! That's what I'm talking about!
If that's the case, I'd say "Sae-chan."
I'm sure Sensei would like it, too.
The note was pretty embarrassing.
Who is "zubora"?
What is "zubora"?
It's like "muton-chaku."
"Muton-chaku"? What is "muton-chaku"?
It's like "don't be lazy" or "don't worry about it."
"sashi"?
"sashi"? Is that all you know about it?
Here's a special hint!
A pet kua that was found at home.
The culprit must be someone familiar with handling kua.
So, let's have them actually touch it!
Starting with Akimoto.
Some people don't like insects.
Akimoto, do it like you usually do.
It's okay, right?
Look this way.
Akimoto, does it have a name on it?
Yes, it does.
What's it called?
Kua-chan.
Is that how you usually handle it?
Next up is Takahashi.
Look at it.
It looks like it's being bitten.
That's right.
Does it have a name on it?
It's "king".
What?
"King".
"King"?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Oh, it's still stuck in there.
It's angry, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
It's angry.
Sashihara, who's always strong, is...
Help me!
Sashihara!
What's wrong with you?!
This is a real one!
Please help me!
As a customer...
Takahashi, Sashihara, you can leave now.
Next up is Matsui from middle school.
What is this, Matsui?
It's chocolate.
I like chocolate.
And I'm not good with colors either.
- There's also a little bit of chocolate on the board. - Yes, yes, yes.
How do you usually eat it?
- I can eat it like this. - Oh, you can eat it like that.
Mmm...
Last up is energetic girl Miyazawa.
Mmm...
What's your name usually?
Ku... Ku... Kuaman.
Kuaman?!
Are you kidding me?!
Kuaman...
With this, all hints are over.
Room, wallet, memories of Shina...
Based on these three clues, five of you should identify the real culprit.
Let's take a look.
Let's start with Team Homes.
Sae-chan!
Oh, Miyazawa!
Based on your Kuwagata earlier, I think it's different.
I've heard that you have an older brother in your house.
I wonder if you read boy's manga too.
Oh, Miyazawa is reading it, so it's your brother's, isn't it?
Next, Team Konan!
Yes!
It's Jurina-chan!
With Kuwagata, it feels like we're friends.
I think it's like that.
It's like you're family.
Lastly, Team Kindai-chi!
Here it is.
Yes! It's Takahashi-san!
Takahashi!
Why?
There's manga too...
Right?
With Kuwagata, it feels like we're really close.
Even with Kitty-chan's pajamas...
It's Jinbe!
It's Kitty-chan's Jinbe, right?
I often see her like cute things.
I see.
Now we know.
Are the clues correct?
Lastly, we'd like the suspects to confess.
Who is the real culprit?
Who is the culprit?
After this, the truth will be revealed!
So, is this theory correct?
Lastly, we will have the suspect confess.
Actually, this is the person who lived in that room!
Who is the real culprit?
The correct answer this time is...
Team Homes!
That's your parents' house, right?
Yes.
Miyazawa's house.
Yes, yes.
It's your parents' house, right?
Yes.
We've seen plenty of evidence, but which house did you feel embarrassed about?
Well, I really wanted to make my pajamas cute.
That's right! Pajamas!
That's right!
It's no surprise that Miyazawa's house is like that!
That's right!
Do you usually sleep with a pillow?
I can't sleep without it.
What?!
You can't sleep without a pillow?!
Huh?!
On the contrary, it's fine.
With that said, Miyazawa himself is a very girly culprit when he sleeps!
After this, we'll show you more of Team Homes!
Right there!
AKB48 is making their first trip to the United States!
Last month, AKB48 held their first solo overseas performance!
AKB48 came to New York live!
With over 700 people, it was a huge success!
With the same enthusiasm as in Japan, it was a huge success!
AKB will continue to do well!
Also!
AKB Kakekidan is in full swing!
This month, on the first day of the 30th, they're practicing hard!
Finally, the practice has begun!
Wow!
It's tough!
Everyone, please come and see!
Please come and see!
Also! Also!
AKB48 Academy Area has opened in Ameba Fig!
Yay!
At the academy, you can talk directly with the members!
Everyone, please get excited!
On October 21st, the music video for the new song "river" has been completed!
This time, it's an AKB special version!
Yay!
Then, please watch it!
See you!
Don't hesitate! Take a good step now!
Give yourself!
Forward! Forward!
Move forward!
Face each other!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Dreams always seem so far away
I feel like I can't reach you
Pick up a stone by your feet
Be brave and throw it
A river flows in front of you
A wide and big river
Even if it's hard and deep
It will flow fast
You don't have to be afraid
Even if you're far away
The sky will hold you
Believe in yourself more
Go! Party!
River!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Don't make excuses to yourself
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Just try it and you'll know
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
You can only move forward
Always, always, always
Keep walking on the path you've chosen
A river flows in front of you
A river of tears
Even if you fail, you will be washed away
(Tears, tears, tears, tears)
You should look back (wow)
So you don't break (wow)
The wish you clung to
Until the day it comes true
Go with it! You can do it!
After this, idols' unreleased videos will be released!
Sneaking into their secret hideout!
AKB's Fan Thank You Project!
Members will go and make your breakfast!
Applications can be found on the show's homepage!
And now, on the show's mobile site, AKB members' heart- shaped phrase videos are being distributed!
New works are being added one after another!
In addition, AKB members' heart-shaped e-mails are also being distributed!
All images are available!
AKB members' heart-shaped e-mails
My bath table is normal, but...
This...
I can take it off, but...
I'll stick it on my bathtub and give it a massage.
Pictures I took with my siblings are also on display.
Good night!
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