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Honest Shogi!
It's a game where you ask each other tricky questions,
and by using high-performance lie detectors,
you reveal each other's lies!
It's a psychological game of fear!
Good evening to all Honest Shogi fans around the country!
Good evening!
Honest Shogi will be held this week as well!
Let me introduce our players!
First up, Ono Elena, who can never climb up a man's stairs!
Second up, Watanabe Mayu, who can never show her ugly face!
Today's commentators are these two!
First up, Ouso Kiyoto-san, who loves triplets and lies!
Um...
I'll give you 100% this time!
That's not true!
Ouso-san's comments aren't making the staff members laugh!
- Iezaki! - Yes!
What do you think of this game?
You two are really close,
and you spend a lot of time together as members,
so I'd like to know what you really think of this game!
First of all, let's see what you two have come up with in private!
Is there anything you think is tough to say?
Ono-san to Watanabe-san, number 7!
The harm is big, isn't it?
Harm? What harm?
Harm is...
The relationship after this may be broken.
What will happen in the future?
Watanabe's questions are tough, aren't they?
They're pretty tough.
There are a lot of tough ones.
They're tough and tough.
They're tough, aren't they?
Now, I'd like to ask you about your enthusiasm.
Yes.
It's my first time participating in a competition.
Is it your first time?
It's my first time participating in a competition today.
I was looking forward to participating in a competition.
So, I'd like to ask you about the things you can't ask me even if you're with me.
I hope you won't ask me about those things.
Next, Watanabe.
It's my second time participating in an honest competition.
Last time, I won.
This time, I'm pretty confident.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
So, I'll do my best.
I see.
Now, I'd like to start.
Let's start with "honest competition".
Let's start with me.
Yes.
First of all, Watanabe doesn't show her emotions much.
But she does this.
It's my second time participating in an honest competition.
Your second time?
How do you feel about it, Miyazaki?
It's because I have eyebrows.
I see.
You wanted to ask me about it, didn't you?
Yes, I was a little curious about it.
I see.
Now, let's start!
When other members are making fun of the staff, I get irritated.
No.
Yes.
It's going down.
On the contrary, it's going down.
Is it because you are upset?
Is it because you are irritated?
It's going down.
It's going down, but it's going down.
It's a line that has endured.
A line.
I've never felt like this before.
It can't be helped.
You don't even get irritated.
No matter how you look at it...
It's different for everyone, so you don't get irritated.
So...
Is that so?
Yes.
Next, five points.
Watanabe.
Watanabe is the same age as Miyazaki and Watanabe, so I'm curious about this one.
No. 4.
To be honest...
Compared to Miyazaki and Watanabe who are the same age...
I think they are more mature.
No.
You've gone one step further!
To be honest...
To be honest, you think they are kids?
No, it's not like that.
The three of them are the same age, so we talk the same way...
Well, in terms of appearance...
I think I'm...
A nice buddy.
What does "buddy" mean?
I thought you'd say that.
You know, when you take pictures and stuff like that...
That's right.
When you take pictures and stuff like that...
You're a nice buddy.
Nice buddy?
That's a good excuse.
Next, let's talk about the line.
Let's go with this one.
What number is it?
No. 6!
This is certainly the case.
This is recent, isn't it?
Recent?
To be honest, I'm more impatient with the number of younger members than myself.
No.
There are many more members, though.
You've endured it.
You're not impatient at all.
I'm not impatient.
There are certainly more younger members, but they're cute, so I'm not impatient.
What's that polite word you use? "You're not impatient."
It's a good word.
You're being careful.
I'm not impatient.
So you're not impatient.
Am I?
Yes.
Next, Koutei and Watanabe.
Yes.
Let's go.
Watanabe and Koutei check their friendship here.
No. 1!
No. 5!
To be honest, I don't think Miyazaki and Watanabe will be friends in ten years.
No.
Will you grow taller?
Dad!
Watanabe, Miyazaki and my friends think that I'm dying every night.
I got it!
I bought one!
Yes, I bought it. You put up with it.
No way!
What? I don't think so.
No, because this is the correct answer rate.
99.9%.
What is it? There is no doubt about it.
Yes, Miyazaki and Watanabe, what do you think of it?
Wait a minute!
You're right.
I feel betrayed.
Hey!
To be honest, I think I'm more passionate about it.
I'm sorry.
You can make passionate friends, can't you?
I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
I don't think so.
In terms of pay, I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
But Watanabe said it well.
It's scary and dangerous, isn't it?
But it's for confirmation.
It's like you can ask only when you're close.
I see.
Let's go ahead and vote!
Watanabe, please vote.
All right!
Go for it! Go for it!
Well, what should I do?
There's something I've been wondering about for a long time.
Number eight!
This is...
Number eight!
It's a report.
Report?
It's like an eyebrow.
What?
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
Please!
Actually, I searched my name on the Internet myself and checked my popularity.
No...
Your face is calm, but...
Watanabe, what about you?
I searched my name on the Internet myself and...
Number two!
Well, that's good. You've come to a good place.
Yes!
How about this, Watanabe?
Well, it's true that I like hot water a lot, so I use it a lot, but...
What do you think of it?
Watanabe, you look up things like "AKB" and you see a bar, right? Do you go there and look around?
Ah, but it's true that I read my own blog and look up images.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh...
Oh, but I'm glad you know about it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I don't like it!
What?
That sort of thing, putting in your own name on the Internet and looking it up and stuff like that.
Oh!
You do it, don't you?
Huh? I don't think I've done it recently...
You do it, don't you?
But...
Y-you all do it, don't you?
Now, I've said it to you all, but you're all insects!
You're all insects!
It's cold in here! You're all insects!
You've finally gotten one, Ono.
Let's say it's a five.
Next, five points!
Watanabe!
Yes!
Ono, who's in her photo book, says this!
Now, number five!
I said it was number five!
Yes!
Huh? But this is...
Well...
It's true, isn't it?
Truth or dare?
To be honest, when we were shooting the photo book, I was trying my best to pull in my stomach.
Wow!
Number one!
Yes!
Even the members laughed at this, but this...
Wait, wait, wait...
What? Did you pull in your stomach?
What?
You pulled in your stomach, didn't you?
But Otapro said it!
The agency told you to pull back your belly!
Usually, when we're shooting, we're wearing swimsuits.
They told me I needed to pull back a little bit.
So I pulled back a little bit.
If there's a problem...
With that said, Watanabe won with 3 votes!
I did it!
Earth is filled with beautiful colors,
but evil spirits, white Satan,
try to turn it into pure white ashes.
Five warriors stood up to crush their ambitions!
Forty-eight Second Squadron, Echiranger!
Episode One - White Devil, White Satan Appears!
Tokyo, Akihabara.
Under this building where the AKB48 Theater is located, there was a secret base of Echiranger.
Hey, Red. What are you reading?
Under the red moon and ash,
That's Red for you!
What about Blue?
Dream of a blue rose,
That's Blue for you!
What about Yellow?
To the next page!
Hey!
Episode Two - White Satan Appears!
White Satan Appears!
Hey! What are you doing?
Get white! Get white!
Don't say "Suzanne" anymore! Please!
Stop it! Stop it!
"Suzanne" is too much! Stop it!
White Devil, White Satan!
He is an evil incarnation who turns the earth full of beautiful colors into pure white ashes!
There you are, White Satan!
You're still acting like you don't know anything!
Let me go with you!
Okay! Let's go!
There's only one person at the station's platform!
I was waiting for him in Kenya!
Yeah!
Let me explain!
When an AKB work goes well, Echelanger can transform with that laughter energy!
(Echelanger's laughter energy)
White Satan!
Talk about your always down-to-earth aunt!
The third one is already an aunt!
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy!
Welcome, you dirty, dirty bastards with this color scheme!
Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty!
What is with that reaction?!
Damn it!
Alright, if you want me to give you back this thing, try clearing this game!
Want me to do it?!
You're loud!
You stay in here!
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
Help me!
This is today's game battle!
Today's game is... 48-second 10-yen bills!
The rules are simple!
If you can make 5 10-yen bills within 48 seconds each, you win!
If you fail, your hostage will turn white!
We're counting on you!
Sorry!
Are you going to raise your white flag or not?
I'm definitely going to clear this game!
You little girl!
Battle start!
However, only 5 people can make a maximum of 48 seconds!
Calm down!
There is no support from the hostages!
Raising 10-yen bills is quite difficult!
A car passed by!
I'm nervous!
However, there is only half of the time left!
Red is confused!
Look! Time is ticking!
This is the most difficult part!
I won!
You can do it! You can do it!
Grinne!
Rescue mission failed!
Look at you! Take this!
Grinne!
If Echelanger fails the mission, the hostage will turn white!
Another hostage has turned white!
What should we do?
White!
You are beautiful, white!
All right! Let's all talk in the dressing room!
You can do it, Echelanger!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
PHRASE MUSEUM
It is an art museum that collects only words that will make you speechless.
So, tonight...
So, what kind of phrases have been brought in tonight?
Today's theme is...
A word that will make your heart pound when your little sister suddenly comes into your room.
First up is a work by a pen name called "Nixon".
A word that will make your heart pound when your little sister suddenly comes into your room.
Big brother! A cockroach came out of my room!
Get rid of it!
Oh, what a troubled look!
It tickles my S-mind!
I'll protect you, okay?
Next up is a work by Stinky.
Miyazaki Miho says to her sister who suddenly enters her room, "Hey, you entered my room without my permission, didn't you?"
She looks angry. This time, it tickles my S-mind!
Tickles my S-mind!
This is difficult!
Now, this time, I will adopt...
This one!
Ah, I want a little sister like this.
I want to become an older brother and protect her from cockroaches and all kinds of men.
That's what she made me think.
And my work is...
I don't want it.
Today...
I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry!
Forgive me, Chonmage!
I can't forgive you, Chonmage!
Forgive me, forgive me.
Why? Why do you say you don't want it?
If you say you don't want it...
Okay...
Bye.
He looks like...
A red...
Ah, he looks like a teacher of green flowers.
In a drama.
Red flowers?
Yes, red flowers and green...
Well...
Am I an "s"?
Chonmage-san!
There's a weird cockroach in my room!
Including this new work...
The members' heart-pounding phrases...
Will be made into a special version and distributed.
Please enjoy it!
After this...
The new song video will be released for the first time!
At Fuji-Q Highland festival in summer, a new song "REBIRTH" was released.
It will be released on October 21st. Please look forward to it!
SK48's first photo book will be released on October 10th!
A complete photo book that has been chasing for a year since their debut!
The handshake event will be held in local Nagoya and Tokyo!
For more information, please visit the official website!
A.K.A.B's "Thank you, fans" project!
Members will go and make your breakfast!
You can apply for it from the show's homepage!
In addition!
A.K.A.B. members' heart-pounding e-mails are also being distributed!
Please check out their mobile site!
Now, let's continue with A.K.A.B.48's slightly mature new unit!
S.T.M.48, which consists of people over 20 years old, will have their first live performance on TV!
Pay attention to their sexy dance!
S.T.M.48, which consists of people over 20 years old, will have their first live performance on TV!
♪ I bite my teeth and tie myself up, my heart heats violently ♪
♪ Don't stop, you can't stop ♪
♪ Don't stop, even if your legs cramp ♪
♪ Don't stop, show me your willpower ♪
♪ Don't be lonely! ♪
♪ That's how it is! ♪
♪ I don't regret it, even if I die now ♪
♪ If everyone just does their best, they will become winners! ♪
♪ Don't, don't, don't stop! ♪
♪ Even if you bite your teeth and tie them up, your heart will violently reverse! ♪
♪ Don't stop! You can't stop! ♪
♪ Don't stop! Even if you get hurt! ♪
♪ Don't stop! Show me your willpower! ♪
♪ If you're going to be lonely, then don't! ♪
♪ Don't stop! ♪
[A.K.A. B's Clear Order]
After this, the members will reveal their homes!
This is deep, isn't it?
The A.K.A. B's Clear Order, which sold like hot cakes,
will be a special gift with members' autographs!
You can apply for 2 hours after the broadcast ends!
Please call the numbers of the members you want!
Is this a sleeping place?!
Next week, A.K.A. B's Profile Room!
The members' private lives will be revealed!
I loved you, Ms. Maymaru Sonda!
What passionate words!
No, that's deep.
Who on earth is that member?!
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