AISubs v3.5
Introduction!
A.K.B.48!
A few days ago, A.K.B.48 finished their first Paris concert with a huge success.
However!
Their French is still lacking in studying.
Because they are holding a Cannes concert in autumn...
This study theme is also French's...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Let me introduce our teacher.
Ms. Botan Clara.
Nice to meet you.
Our teacher for today is...
Ms. Encel Kioto!
Nice to meet you!
By the way, in France...
If you step on a dog's poop with your left foot, you'll be lucky.
That's great news!
By the way, Ms. Kioto...
Have you ever been stepped on with your left foot?
I have been stepped on with my right foot.
What we'll learn today is everyday conversation in boutiques.
Let's ask the clerk in French for various things.
Lesson one.
Don't you know...
AKB48?
Of course, I'm one of your fans.
It's an honor to serve you.
Your preparation seems perfect, but here's the real thing.
First of all, let's ask for the price of lipstick.
The correct answer is one of the following three.
Can you rub my face with lipstick?
How much is this pot of red lipstick?
Can you serve me a spicy red dish?
Out of the three, only one is correct, and the other two have completely different meanings, so we'd like you all to answer so that you don't get it wrong.
Now, let's have the members in front of you and behind you look at the correct answer. Here it is, please.
By the way, Maida, you've been to Paris in one of these, right?
Yes, I have.
You know what it's like, right?
This is difficult.
What's the cross?
Lips.
I see.
"Boo" is like "me" in English.
"Watashi ni..." (means "me" in Japanese)
"Watashi ni nantoka..." (means "me" in Japanese)
"Watashi ni kisu shite kudasai..." (means "me" in Japanese)
That's "kisu" (kiss)
Now, Kashiwagi, is there a word you're curious about?
Number one and three have "pube" and "boo" that you hear a lot.
"Nantoka shite kudasai..." (means "do something for me")
I feel like "kombien" and "ikura" are similar.
Why, Takamina?
Because "en" comes up.
"Kombien" and "en" are...
"En" is Japanese.
What is it?
One, two, three?
I think I know what it is.
Really?
"Rouge" has "boo" in number three.
"Rouge" has "boo" in number one and two.
Who will answer?
Takashi?
Takashi, what do you think it is?
I think it's number two.
Number two!
Then, order it, please.
"Sylve frais..." (French)
"Kombien coûte ce rouge..." (French)
"Kombien"? "Kombien"? (French)
Takashi always says "suberu" (slippery)
but his French isn't "suberazu" (slippery) and it's perfectly correct!
"combien coûte" de "Ikura" (how much is "Ikura")
In France, "lipstick" is sold in three sets.
"slo" (set)
"no" (lipstick)
and "rose à lèvres" (lipstick)
Now, it's time for practice with the teacher!
"combien coûte ce lot de trois rose à lèvres" (how much is this lot of three lipsticks)
Lesson 2
Next, how to buy clothes.
Let's ask for bigger sizes!
"Avez-vous de plus grands crapauds?" (Do you have bigger flip-flops?)
"Pouvez-vous me mesurer la taille?" (Can you measure my height?)
"Avez-vous la taille au-dessus?" (Do you have my height above?)
The correct answer is number 3.
First, let's pay attention to number 3.
"Douce!" "Douce!"
Oh, Takamiya, what did you say?
"Douce!" "What do you mean?"
It's like you're hitting me with something.
Can you measure my height?
"Crapauds?" "Crapauds?"
In coffee shops, do you often see 'grands'?
"Oh, they're big!" "Do you have them?"
"Yes!" "Yes!"
"Yes!" "Then, I'll go!"
Yes!
Tanabe, you're so confident!
I can't say 'grands' anymore.
Avez-vous de plus grands crapauds?
Tanabe's order is a big frog.
Let's do it.
So, let's prepare it right away.
It can't be wrong!
"What is it?" "What is it?"
I wonder what it is.
What a splendid frog!
Since we're here, let's show it to other students as well!
Are you chasing me?!
Run, run!
Look at you!
Now for the explanation!
"odushi" is one more thing. The "ratai" on top is "saizu".
Do you have "abebu"?
Now everyone, let's repeat after me.
"abebu" "ratai" "odushi"?
Lesson three!
The next question is about how you try it on.
What is the correct answer?
Can I cover myself with powder in the fitting room?
Can you inflate a balloon for me in the fitting room?
Can I try this outfit on?
The correct answer is number three!
Only one sentence is different, but...
Number three is too short!
It can't be!
Maeda, what is it?
Numbers one and two are the same as "desayer" and "jute" but...
It's too short!
Isn't it which fitting room it is?
Isn't it this fitting room?
It seems like it!
It seems like it.
"dallacapiene" and "desage" are not fitting rooms!
"foodal"?
It's "foodal"!
"foodal"?
What's wrong?!
Get excited!
It's "foodal"!
Maeda broke "foodal" and "foodal" apart!
But what did she choose?
Can you inflate a balloon for me in the fitting room?
Yes, of course!
Oh, it's fitted!
It's fitted!
Oh, it's fitted!
Oh, you want me to go in?
You ordered it.
Then, as you asked, let's inflate the balloon!
Ladies and gentlemen...
What is it?!
The balloon...
The balloon is...
Inflating...
The balloon...
The balloon is...
Can you inflate the balloon for me in the fitting room?
That's what it meant!
Can I try it on?
Let's try it together!
Can I try it on?
How did you inflate the balloon?
Mushy-mushy...
Huh?!
You still surprised me!
I wanted to see you!
Next up is...
This segment where the members show off their singing skills!
"THE A-TEMS TEST"!
Good evening! I'm Fure Hiroshi!
Good evening! I'm Mireia Nagito!
Mireia-san! Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having me!
I've heard that you're quite popular!
Yes!
Are you doing any volunteer work?
Yes! I'm doing a lot of charity work!
That's great!
By the way, do you have a favorite phrase?
"One step forward"!
Now, the A.K.A. "Best Ten" has been chosen by the show's staff and managers to be ranked as "The A.K.A. Best Ten"!
This week's "Best Ten" from "Best Ten" to "Best Six" is as you can see!
Yes! Kioto-san, who joined the A.K.A. "Best Ten" recently, was also "Best Ten" this week!
He's a professional baseball all-star!
Who... Who are you playing against?
I'm playing against Hara Tatsunori.
Your grade is so low!
I was surprised at how low my grade suddenly dropped.
Could you tell me a little bit about how you're playing against me?
Hara Tatsunori
Now, let's get started!
This week's "Best Ten" is...
Last week's "Best Ten" was Oshima Yuko's "Hangoff Builder"!
Now, this week's "Best Ten" is...
127 points, Kitahara Rie's "Yankumi"!
Oh, "Yankumi"!
She's going to impersonate "Yankumi", who plays the role of Nakamura A.K. of "Bokusen"!
You still don't know?!
Your graduation is worth enough for me to hang myself!
I'm not happy about being taught that I can hang myself!
That's why...
I want you all...
To be proud and graduate with pride!
Wonderful!
You have such a special skill!
You hid it, didn't you?
It's much higher quality than mine!
Let's continue with this week's 4th place!
Last week's 4th place is Matsui Jirina's imitation of a stray cat!
This week's winner is...
141 points, Sashihara Rino's otage!
This is bad...
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
One second left! One second! One second! One second!
It's amazing!
It's getting higher!
Yes! It's coming!
Daiba! Fire!
Daiba! Baiba!
Jojo!
It's over!
What does it mean?
It starts with "dokezaka",
rises to the appearance of the members,
hits a fierce mix, and completely burns up in front of the song.
I see!
It's realistic!
It's wonderful!
You're going around too much!
By the way, the trademark of idol fans, "happy",
originally started with the trademark of bad boys, "tokkofuku".
Is that so?
Yes!
No, I can understand it normally.
Well then...
Are you ready now?
Are you ready?
The third place of "idol fans" is "machai last" of Nemai Watanabe.
Well, this week...
"hot woman" of Matsui Rena with 155 points!
What does it mean?
I'm curious!
Is it "tabasco"?
She's eating a lot!
She looks very happy!
This is quite a lot!
This isn't good!
You idiot!
Do it at home!
Do it here!
Matsuri Rina loves spicy food.
Is that so?
By the way, the curry rice we ate this morning is 50 times spicier.
50 times!?
Your butt is itching now.
Let's continue with that.
This week's second place!
Last week's second place was "One shot game" by Ohfuri Migumi.
This week...
166 points!
It's a high last by Watanabe Mayu!
She's improved!
This week, Chibimaruko's classmate, Hanao-kun, will be writing.
I'm concentrating.
You don't have much time.
Is this possible?
It's done!
By the way, Hanao-kun's birthday is August 7th, Hanawa.
Give me more information that I can use with a computer.
Don't say "wow"!
Before announcing the first place, this segment!
Now, this week's spotlight will be introduced by someone who didn't make it to the top of the ranking.
Yes, this week it's this person!
8th place, 35th place, Shizuka Oya's "no damage".
Shizuka Oya is a researcher who made a comeback with her first place.
What is this?
Even if you hit a water drop...
By the way, water drops are here.
By the way, even the "beast" boxer, Bob Sapp, who is said to be a beast, has been knocked down by a single water drop.
He has also been KO'd in 26 seconds after the match.
If you get hit by a water drop...
It's not that kind of punch, isn't it? The one Bob Sapp got hit with.
It's a boxing punch.
Now, for this week's first place!
The first place goes to Miyazaki Miho's "No Good".
Because this week...
202 points!
Kurama-chan's "Kobashi's Story"!
Wow! Amazing!
She's finally in first place!
That's right!
Today, I'd like to talk passionately about my professional wrestler, Kobashi Kenta.
As always, wrestlers who are next to Kenta...
Need special training.
Various wrestlers are doing various special training.
However, there is no wrestler who does special training as much as Kobashi-san!
First of all, this!
Sauna special training!
Surprisingly, in an 80°C sauna...
I was doing push-ups, abs, dumbbell exercises...
In-body special training!
I went straight to the sea in winter...
And in a sea with a water temperature of 2°C...
I kept...
Surprisingly...
Hitting the water drop for two hours!
And...
Tarabagani special training!
In Hokkaido...
Kobashi discovered a 4kg giant tarabagani...
He took off his T-shirt in front of the store...
Surprisingly...
Instead of the tarabagani and dumbbells...
He pumped it up!
And...
Game center special training!
Kobashi discovered a punching machine in the game center...
Again...
He took off his T-shirt...
And hit it with a rariate!
The machine...
Along with the rariate...
Broke down!
And...
This is the ultimate!
Talking with horses special training!
One day, Kobashi discovered a horse in Hokkaido.
He wanted to exchange souls.
So he started talking with horses special training.
You have an amazing body.
And the horse said...
Of course!
In the next match, share your horsepower!
And the horse said...
Wow...
You're amazing!
Talking with horses special training!
You're number one in the spotlight, but how do you feel?
Wow...
You're amazing!
What's going on?
I feel like my nerves are connected.
Let's watch it again.
I'm Kobashi Kento.
The other day, I happened to be watching TV.
And Kobashi talked with horses.
I was moved by Asuka's passionate speech.
Please come and watch the match next time.
I'll introduce you.
As a member of AKB, who is your favorite member?
It's Asuka.
I'm glad you said it.
It's wonderful.
I have a request for you, Kobayashi-san.
Next time, I want to reverse horizontal for you, Kobayashi- san.
Would you like to reverse horizontal for Kobayashi-san?
Please.
Thank you very much.
It was wonderful.
I'm glad I'm still alive.
Thank you.
Sister group of AKB48 consisting of members over 20 years old, sdn48...
will finally start performing at First Stage "Temptation of Garters" on August 1st.
Please check the official sdn48 page for how to get the tickets!
After this, AKB48 will have their first professional wrestling experience!
Sister group of AKB48 consisting of members over 20 years old, sdn48...
AKB48's debut single "tsuyoki mono yo" has finally been released today!
"tsuyoki mono yo" by sdn48 and sdn48 Group of AKB48 consisting of members over 20 years old, sdn48...
AKB48's debut single "tsuyoki mono yo" has finally been released today!
"tsuyoki mono yo" has finally been released today!
"Yume wa Kakagai Mono" by Akihabara Yume wa Kakagai Mono
♪ Who will stand for them and watch them die? ♩
♪ Those who lost and came from behind ♩
♪ To the memory ♩
♪ We are strong people, everyone is a hero ♩
♪ We have a lot of wounds, but ♩
♪ we have a lot of honor ♩
♪ and we are heavy ♩
♪ We are strong people, everyone is a hero ♩
♪ Stand up on your own ♩
♪ What is the purpose of walking on? ♩
♪ It's in the road ♩
♪ Remember this pain ♩
♪ and someone's frustration ♩
♪ The place we were dreaming of ♩
♪ isn't the paradise ♩
♪ We are strong people, everyone is a hero ♩
♪ We have a lot of wounds, but ♩
♪ we have a lot of honor ♩
♪ and we are heavy ♩
♪ We are strong people, everyone is a hero ♩
♪ Stand up on your own ♩
♪ What is the purpose of walking on? ♩
♪ It's in the road ♩
Next week, Koba and his friends will play with the members for the first time!
The unexpected ending is...
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