AISubs v3.5
Tonight's A.K.A. Bingo is...
Oh, it's like a lie, but it's a shock video, it's a series of videos!
Furthermore, a dream collaboration!
A.K.A. B-idol has revealed their famous debut song for the first time on TV!
♪ I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes! ♪
♪ You! ♪
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors!
Who is the number one member?!
THE ECHEBEGAS!
Welcome to Echebegas, where you kill with your physical strength!
I'm your host, Sato Masaki!
And I'm your dealer, Oshima Yuuko!
Yo-yo!
The popular program, Echebegas!
It's a guessing game where you're asked how much you know about your members!
In various games that will be played from now on,
the players will guess who will win and get a bed!
If you guess correctly, Echebegas will be presented!
In the end, the team with the most wins will be the winner!
And our players for today are...
First up is the 17-year-old duo, Mr. Takajo and Ms. Maeda!
Now, are you two confident?!
You're not, are you?!
Next up is the same middle school duo, Mr. Oshima and Ms. Yagami!
- Well, I'm pretty good at studying, right? - That's right! I think you're pretty good at studying!
Next up is the same age duo, Mr. Shinoda and Ms. Matsui!
We're twins!
- Wow! - Wow!
- We're old! - We're old!
I think you're pushing it too hard, Mr. Shinoda!
We're twins, Jurina and Mariko!
- One, two... - We're twins, Jurina and Mariko!
- Yay! - Yay!
- How much do you know about each other?! - One, two...
- That's not what I meant! - That's not what I meant!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
And last up is the dog-faced duo, Mr. Kiyoto and Ms. Nano!
- Yes! The dog-faced duo! - The dog-faced duo!
- Yes! - Yes!
With these four teams, Echebegas will finally start!
Who is the number one winner?!
The dog-faced duo, Oozumo and Akibaba!
- Yay! - Yay!
This competition requires quickness, stamina, and a competitive spirit necessary for dancing and to survive in the entertainment world.
Yes! Now, let's welcome the two wrestlers!
On the west, we have Mineho, a cheeky wrestler who even defends his lordship!
His specialty is not fooling around with cats, but telling jokes in the dressing room!
On the east, we have Asasuberu, a cheeky wrestler who has just been kicked on the ground!
His specialty is, of course, throwing away your opponent's line of defense, but more importantly, he's quick-witted!
Wow! Quick-witted!
In this game, the first one to answer the three- letter word first by combining the katakana on their back and both feet is the winner!
Even if you know all of the letters, if you get the word wrong, of course you'll get an NG!
Now, let's have the players bet!
- Bet! - Bet!
Minegishi, Takahashi, Minegishi, and last but not least, Minegishi.
- Wow! - Wow!
Minegishi is overwhelmingly popular!
The reason is...
- Takamina-san will slide on the wind and show his letters. - I see!
- And the Kyoto team... - The other day, we bet on Minegishi and lost, so I think we'll do it again.
- What do you think, Kyoto-san? - Well, if Tomochin says it...
- Why? - Why?
- Why did it get so expensive? - I don't know.
By the way, as you can see in the letters on their backs,
will Asasube-ryu be able to cause complete chaos?!
Rishi Mineho!
East Asa Suberi!
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go!
- Get ready...
Go!
Now, the trickery starts!
First, they ask each other how the other person is doing.
Now, Mineho holds the other person's side and then...
Whoa, he throws!
But he has to read the text!
Whoa, whoa, Asa Suberu has blown Mineho away!
Asa Suberu is trying to regain his posture, but he can see the text!
He can see it!
One-sided Mineho hides the text on his back and moves back!
Whoa, here Asa Suberu...
Another jumping body attack!
Now, as he regains his posture, Mineho's hand goes up!
- What? - Mineho!
- I could see the "shi" and "su" in "ashi" - Hey!
"Su meshi"!
- "Su meshi"?! - Too bad!
This is close!
Now, Asa Suberu is blown away by Mineho!
Now, can he read it? Can he read it?!
And now, Mineho...
Somehow, he reads the text on his back...
Now, will his hand go up? It did!
- Did you get it? - Did you get it?!
Now, give me the correct answer! Face the camera!
"Yashishi"!
- "Yashishi"! - "Yashishi"!
Once again, it's close!
But he has to read the text!
Now, Asa Suberu's counterattack!
Whoa, Asa Suberu has blown away!
- This is terrible, terrible! - Asa Suberu!
- I could see the "na" and "ka" in "ashi" - Yeah!
We're partners!
- Huh? - What are you saying?! - Too bad!
What a splendid "sumerippuri"!
Now, with Asa Suberu's "ashi" in his hands...
It's a giant swing!
- And with confidence, his hand goes up! - Mineho!
Yes! Yes!
Don't get so close!
- "Sushiya"! - "Sushiya"!
So, with a steady pace, the match went on and they won by a landslide!
- "You won splendidly, but..." - "Yes." - "I never thought it wasn't sushi!"
- "It was sushi." - "Now, you lost, Takagi-san." - "Yes." - "I lost." - "Yes." - "Takagi-san." - "I'm sorry!"
- "Now, the next team is these two!"
- "Wow!" - "Special skill is 'uwatei' which is thrown down and 'uwamesukai' which is held with one hand."
- "Money can..." - "Woah, their legs are so short, this!"
- "The eastern team is also 15 years old!" - "No, no, no, no!"
- "Special skill is 'tataki komi' which is thrown down and 'amai komi' which is held with one hand."
- "You two make a good match, I think." - "Yeah!"
- "You're nice, idols." - "Ha ha ha ha!"
- "So, you two look very similar when you're like this." - "Yes, we are a 15-year-old duo." - "Yeah."
- "Oh." - "Oh."
I'm out of breath.
Let's have the players make a bet!
Bet, please!
Ono, Miyazaki, Miyazaki, and Benny Anderson.
Benny Anderson?
What's that?
Isn't there an AKB member here?
That's A, B, B, A. That's ABBA.
Is it similar?
Once again, here are the predictions of the four teams.
The predictions were split in half, but the reason is...
Their movements are light.
That's true!
Shizumura-san's team?
I think Miyazaki-san is the type of person who's like, "Take this!" and goes "Whoa!"
What about you, Shizumura-san?
I think he's like, "Take this!" and goes "Whoa!"
Don't say it!
Their height and age are almost the same.
It's hard to predict where the game will end!
Here are the letters on each of them!
Now, it's finally time!
West, Ono Tournament!
You can do it!
East, Miyao!
What is it?
Look at each other!
Ready, go!
Call it!
First, it's Ono Taikai's turn!
Miyao, if you crouch here, you can see the letters on your feet!
This is dangerous!
Now, as she tries to regain her posture,
Ono Taikai is calling out the letters on Miyao's back!
Watermelon! Watermelon!
What?
Watermelon!
I already called it!
Watermelon!
Ono Taikai!
No way! Ono Taikai won by a second!
And now, Team 17's Maeda and Takajo,
and Team Inugao's Kiyo and Itano have won by 2 points!
And now, here is the next game!
Who is the number one photogenic?
Gachinko Rap Battle!
In this game, you have to be as active as an idol, and you have to be cute all the time!
Gachinko Rap Battle! The rules are simple and clear!
The one who can rap faster with only their face strength will win!
Will they be able to do it like an idol and beautifully?
The first opponent is these two!
The first one to come forward is...
Akimoto Sayaka!
The title is...
"25-year-old-idol-who-can't-see-her-own-weight- coming-forward"!
Hey! Akimoto!
You!
What do you mean you come to the important meeting often?
Are you a penniless Jew? Huh?
A penniless Jew?
Oh, this is bad!
That's right!
Hi, I'm Parman. Nice to meet you.
Hey, old woman!
Oh, you're loud!
You only drink oxygen water, but how tired are you?!
Oh, it's a little bad...
Then, a big dig...
What? What do you mean?
Hey, don't kiss me!
I like you!
Don't kiss me!
I like you!
Don't kiss me!
Now, let's have the players make a bet!
Yes!
Bet, please!
Big dig...
Sayaka, Akimoto...
Big dig...
Akimoto!
So, it's split into two teams!
It's split!
You know, Sayaka has a lot of power,
so she concentrates power on her face and splits rap into two!
But, you know, each one of them is sharp, right?
Because they're sharp!
Yes, yes...
In the team system, they call me "sculpture sword" today.
What?!
You call me "sculpture sword"?!
Somehow, when I kept looking at Akimoto's face, I could already see his knees!
Is that what you mean?
Now, out of the two teams, both of them say they won't lose if they have guts!
Which one of them will split rap faster?!
Ready...
Fight!
What's with that face?!
What's with that face?! It's amazing!
Amazing!
It's hard to read, isn't it?!
Amazing face!
It's a neck!
What is this?
It's a pervert turtle!
It's a turtle turtle!
It's a match that you rarely see in TV shows!
The winner is a big difference in touch!
They beat idol life and won brilliantly!
The next match is between these two!
The first one to appear is a high-tension girl with a hot tempo!
Please show yourself!
With this power, they will break the rap!
That's right!
The title is "Kobayashi Kana", a senior idol who didn't have any good points last time!
Will the goddess of victory and the god of laughter come down this time?
Please show your enthusiasm!
Last time, Kobayashi was left to his own devices with his mic performance in "Toshishita no Miyazaki"!
This time, will he be able to cut off his tongue and dent his opponent?
Hey, Miyazawa!
You say you're fine on the front stage, but when you go back to the dressing room, you don't have to live alone!
What is it with you?
Kobayashi! This time, it's a wonderful mic performance!
Did you think you would be damaged?
Is it like that in the dressing room?
Hey, Kobayashi!
When you use the bathroom in the dressing room, don't open the door!
Who are you showing it to?!
This is both in the dressing room...
Hey! Kobayashi said it!
- Who said it, Yugo-san? - This...
- It's true. - Seriously?!
- Kobayashi always gets tricked and always gets shocked.
- You should get away from being tricked.
- Now, let's have the players bet!
- Bet...
- Please!
- Kobayashi, Ago, Miyazawa...
- Miyazawa...
- Oshima...
- Ago, Miyazawa...
- Oshima!
- Miyazawa is wrong!
- Oshima...
- As it's written, Sae-chan has Ago.
- So, please say it from Ago.
- That's good!
- Seriously!
- So, only you, Kobayashi?
- I wasn't confident, but...
- I showed my cool side last time.
- So, I want to show my cool side this time.
- Everyone expects you to say it, Kobayashi.
- That's right.
- As expected, the prediction is Miyazawa, whose Ago seems strong.
- On the other hand, Kobayashi, whose Ago seems weak...
- Will he be able to beat Ago and redeem himself?
- Ready...
- Fight!
- Which one is it?
- This is...
- What is it?
- It looks like a youkai.
- It's a youkai!
- Why does it look like a youkai, Kobayashi?
- It's a youkai!
- So...
- Oogushima Shinoda's cute team wins!
- Congratulations!
- Miyazawa was really strong. - My jaw hurts.
- She used her jaw fully. - How was it, Kobayashi? Didn't it break?
- It wasn't human-like. - It was human-like.
- Well, it wasn't human-like. - She did a great job.
Kobayashi and Yokai-like Ganbaru also lost to Miyazawa's jaw and failed their revenge.
As of now, three teams have tied for first place!
Oogushima and Yagami have been left behind.
And now for the final game!
The time has come for the survey battle royale to begin!
Sato-san!
We can't win like this, so can we get 3 points for this?
The winning team will receive 5 points!
As promised, it was a chance to turn things around in the survey battle royale!
This time's theme was asked by 50 people!
Kasai, Matsui, Shinoda, Ohori...
Out of these 4, who would you like to marry if you were reborn?!
Then let's have a bet!
Bet Free!
Tomomi, Tomomi, Shinoda-san...
Oh, it's Shinoda-san!
You were chosen by 2 people!
Shinoda-san, you called yourself "Shinoda-san", didn't you?
Yes!
I knew you'd come!
I'm not going to lose!
I'm not confident either!
She's saying it herself, Ohori!
Well, I'm going to lose!
It's surprising, isn't it?
Then, we asked 50 people about Shinbashi's father!
Who would you like to marry if you were reborn?!
Rena-chan!
Mariko-chan!
No, you two definitely don't look like each other!
Kaori-san!
Can you make us breakfast or something?
I don't like it!
Ohori-san!
Can you make us breakfast?
Ohori Megumi-chan!
Kaori-san!
Can you make us a cabaret set at home?
It's definitely Kasai!
Huh? You came too?
It's Shinoda!
That's right!
Matsui Rena!
Kasai Tomomi-san!
Shinoda!
Mariko-chan!
It's like I'm under a first love.
Um... Kawajishi-san!
It's the best, isn't it?
Ohori Megumi!
Her eyes are inviting, aren't they?
Ohori...
Matsui-san, your eyes are beautiful!
Ohori Megumi-chan!
Ohori is...
not good.
I'm Shinoda!
Shinoda!
Matsui-san!
Shinoda is not good.
Shinoda is...
a type of person who deceives men but gets caught.
Ohori is...
a type of person who deceives but gets caught.
Matsui-san!
Shinoda!
Matsui-san!
Tomomi-chan!
Shinoda Mariko-san!
I'm under a first love, aren't I?
I think Matsui Rena is better.
Her eyes are sparkling...
Shinoda Mariko-san!
Then it's Matsui Rena.
Matsui...
Rena-san!
She's cute, isn't she?
She's a little old, isn't she?
Tomomi!
Your body is shaking and you're drinking tea bags.
You like it, don't you?
I'll go with Kei-chan.
Megumi is...
Kasai...
Tomomi-chan!
Matsui Rena is good.
Kasai-san!
Her eyes are soothing...
Shinoda Mariko-chan!
Ohori Megumi-chan!
Shinoda-san!
I think you're going to bully me a little, aren't you?
I'm not bullying you!
What kind of person am I?
Matsui!
Ohori-san!
Matsui-san!
Kasai-san!
Matsui-san!
Shinoda!
Matsui-san!
Ohori!
She's good, isn't she?
Tomomi-san!
Matsui Rena-san!
Unexpected contact!
Who is your father's most popular person?
Shinoda-san!
You have a little devilish side, don't you?
Megumi!
Rena-chan!
Ohori, ohori, ohori!
She has sweet little joints.
Is she sexy?
Kasai-chan!
Ohori-san!
I think she's number one.
Number one is AKB's oldest, Ohori Megumi!
And with that, let's give a round of applause for Ohori!
Wait, Kanon!
Yes!
Wait!
I'm so happy!
What do you think, Harada-kun?
For me, Shinade-san is the best!
She's the best!
She said sweet things about me, and I was so happy!
I'm glad I said sweet things about you!
I'm so happy!
Thank you very much!
She only said "ohori-no-hyou" and "snack-guy-no- ossan"
And with that, AKB has won all three teams at the same time!
"My Heart's" blog achieved second place in idol category in the first week!
"Snowmider's" blog is available now!
If you haven't seen it yet, check it out on "My Heart's"!
And "Tomorrow", the first photo book you'll like, is now on sale!
You'll be the editor-in-chief, and you'll have a self- made one-shot!
A handshake session will also be held in various places!
And with that, AKB's debut single "Elevi" will be released for the first time!
My Heart's
I love you, I'm serious
I love you, I love you
I love you, I'm serious
Let's kiss
Tonight, the debut song of the AKB idol group "Let's kiss" has just been released.
I want to thank you for being born into this world.
A little flower swaying in the wind blows its head.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Embrace each other with all your might.
Let's turn loneliness into marigold.
Let's kiss each other.
Let's kiss for the proof of our love!
Kiss!
That's all for today!