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What's going on?
Something's wrong with Maeda's body!
What's going to happen to everyone?!
I wanted to meet you!
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Do you remember when we wrote this questionnaire?
That's right! We surveyed people's weaknesses beforehand!
And we hope you'll overcome them in a certain way!
As we enter the entertainment world, I think we should have weaknesses.
That's why I'm going to help you overcome your weaknesses!
Oh, that's brave of you!
I'm going to call in my assistant.
This person! Please come in!
This person is a specialist in hypnotherapy, Dr. Nakayama!
Dr. Nakayama is an expert in hypnotherapy that treats mental illness!
I'll show you how amazing this doctor is in hypnotherapy!
First, Miyazawa is going to experience simple hypnosis!
Look this way!
Look at my back!
If you look at me like this, you'll be attracted to me more and more!
Go ahead!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You! Be quiet!
There's a bar behind you. How does it work?
I'm being pulled.
But you're not even touching it!
I attached a thread that you can't see.
You attached a thread that you can't see?
Yes. If you put it like this, you can pull it.
But you can't see it, can you?
You can't step on it.
Yes. Try stepping on it.
Step on it! Step on it!
You can't move it.
If you step on it...
It's like it's conscious of you.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's weird.
But the body moves on its own.
95% of human brains are unconscious parts.
By putting a hint there,
the teacher says that you can erase or control fixed concepts.
In this case,
by putting a hint that you can be pulled back,
the body moves on its own.
What's more...
This hand...
It's getting closer and closer to your face.
Yes, more and more...
And...
When it gets close to your face...
What are you doing?
You can't take your hand off your face.
And...
Isn't that your own consciousness?
It's different!
Right?
And it gets closer.
When I try to pull this hand,
it gets closer and closer.
Yes.
What?!
It's like...
This side has power, but this side doesn't.
I don't know why, but it doesn't move for now.
Because it's a man's power.
It's hot!
Where is it hot?
My body is hot.
Right?
I resist as much as I can.
I'm nervous, so when I let go of it, I breathe out.
Next, Mai Oshima also experienced hypnotism.
However...
But Mai is pretty stubborn, so I don't think she'll get it.
Sae-chan is an actress, so there's a possibility of acting.
I don't believe in hypnotism.
Sae-chan, show us what you do.
What kind of hypnotism do you do?
I put my hands together like this...
and I let go of my hands.
Right?
You let go of your hands.
I touch my hands and they're shaking.
I let go of my hands and they're shaking.
Your hands are shaking?
Yes, they're shaking.
Shaking...
Why are you shaking?
I'm shaking...
Shaking...
Amazing!
I told you it wouldn't work.
It didn't work!
It did!
Now, we'll ask you a name and you'll tell us.
I'm Mai Oshima.
You can't say your name, you know?
It doesn't make sense that you can't say your name.
You can say other words, right?
My name is...
Your eyes are a little dim, aren't they?
Her eyes are shaking.
How is it now?
It's normal now.
Normal? What about her name?
You've been dating her for a long time.
I want to say it, but...
You want to say it, but you can't say it?
Her name is here, right?
Should we take it out?
What about her name?
She took it out.
It's not even in her head now.
She took out her name.
Her own name.
This is...
I told you, didn't I?
Why did you put your own name in it?
What's your name?
It's Yamada.
Suzy, what did you just say?
I put my own name in it.
You put your own name in it?
Yes.
You don't know your own name?
It's Yamada Hanako.
Yamada Hanako?
No, it's not.
It's not?
What kind of idol are you?
It's Yamada Hanako.
Yamada Hanako is an idol?
Yamada Hanako is the only idol you know.
Now, Yamada-san?
Are you Yamada-san?
No, I'm not.
What's your name?
I'm Oshima.
It's not in your head now, is it?
No, it's not.
But your eyes are still wide open.
What's your head like once you've taken out your name?
It turns white.
And when you put it in, does it go in like "pop"?
It doesn't go in, but you can say it.
Do you remember answering "yamada"?
I remember, I remember.
Do you ever say "no, no, no"?
"My name is not yamada"?
No, I don't say it like that.
I don't know, I don't know.
It's kind of fluttering.
But it's not scary, is it?
I was told not to believe it that much, but...
I can tell by looking at it, but if it's not real...
Why can't you say it?
If it's not real, it disappears.
Really?
Now, this is where it gets serious!
Even if you don't believe it, please watch carefully!
Matsui is usually very quiet, so...
So that he can come out in front of you...
So that he can actively joke around with you...
Can you hypnotize him?
Is it okay?
This time, when Matsui is asked "what do you think?"...
He will say "aiin"!
What?
What does this mean?
What is this!?
This is just amazing!
You're right, you're really smart!
Because you've never seen it before, have you?
Was it just now?
It just hit you now, right?
Did it really hit you!?
It was the first time...
What do you think?
I'm a little excited.
What is it? What is it?
Her hand just now, like this, like this!
What is with that hand?
Eh?
I don't like it.
She's holding it in.
We'll do a test on that later.
What do you think?
I don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it, but you're holding it in!
I've been holding it in all my life.
You're fighting it now!
Eh, amazing!
I've been holding it in all my life!
You'd better say it, you'd better say it.
If you say it, you'll feel better, you'll feel better, you'll calm down.
Look, you're calm now, look.
How do you feel now?
Look.
You're kidding, right?!
What do you think?!
It's sweet?!
You said it this way!
She's a little shocked.
You're kidding, right?!
It's sweet?!
You're kidding, right?!
You're usually like this, aren't you?!
It's sweet?!
You've become your own.
You've become your own, haven't you?!
How do you feel?!
It's sweet?!
Amazing!
What do you think of yourself like that?!
It's sweet?!
You're really brave!
Then, first of all...
Take it off! Take it off!
Huh?!
I can't reach it!
Since you're doing it like this...
Today's recording will end with a cheerful Matsui.
Next, Takahashi Minami will experience even more amazing hypnosis!
What Takahashi will overcome is...
This!
I can't eat it.
Umeboshi!
I really can't eat it.
The members know about it, too!
If an idol goes on a gourmet show and says...
I can't eat umeboshi!
They can't do a gourmet report!
I really can't eat it!
That's why, today...
I want you to eat this umeboshi with hypnosis.
That's amazing!
Why do you hate umeboshi, Takahashi?
The shape...
The shape, huh?
The smell...
It's no good.
Since when have you been eating it?
No, I've never eaten it since I was born.
You've never eaten it since you were born?!
I've never eaten it.
You eat it too much!
Try eating it for once.
I really can't eat it!
I don't know!
I don't know! You might be able to eat it!
Try licking it for once!
Eh, seriously?! Seriously?!
We might know how bad you are at it!
Eh, I've never touched umeboshi before!
Ah, shit!
Eh, it's as bad as edamame!
No, I really don't eat it!
I don't eat umeboshi at all.
Ah, how is it?
Eh, I really only eat one bite.
Just one bite.
Do your best!
One bite.
Ah, disgusting, disgusting!
Ah, you really don't eat it, do you?
Ah, you've thrown it away!
I really don't eat it!
Eh, you hate it that much?!
No, it's in my mouth, what should I do?
Ah, then wipe it off with a towel.
Sensei, you say you hate it that much...
Ah, you really don't eat it!
Will you be able to eat it?
I think I'll be able to do something about it.
Right now, there's an umeboshi in front of me, right?
But, like this...
If you shake it like this...
Gradually...
My senses are changing.
Did you see it with your own eyes?
My senses are changing again.
Inside of me...
Do you smell something?
Inside of me, it's changing more and more.
Look, it's completely different from before.
It smells...
It smells really good.
Look, smell it.
Does it smell bad?
Eh, it's already in my mouth.
It's different, right?
How do you feel right now?
I don't know, I don't know anything.
Eh?
I don't know.
Eh, did something change?
The umeboshi is changing.
You're fine, right?
Eh?
Look, Takashi.
Eh?
Can you eat it?
Can you eat it?!
No way!
You said it earlier!
Is it good?
No, it doesn't taste like anything normal.
What kind of taste is it?
Sour.
Then, like this...
I'm shaking it like this.
Open your mouth and look.
Right now, from the sensation of sourness...
It's changing to sweetness.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
Eh, it's already in my mouth and it's already sweet.
Eh?!
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
- How is it? - It's sweet. - SWEET?!
- You know what that means, don't you, Takahashi? You're holding it in your hand right now. - I'm hungry. - You're hungry, aren't you? Try it.
- How does it taste? - It's sweet. - SWEET?!
- Then can I have a bite of it? - Yeah. - Can you hold it for me for a second? - Wow. - Can you eat it? - Is it good? - How is it? Is it good? - Yeah.
- Try it for me. - Huh? - I'll hold it for you.
- Huh?! What?! - Try it. Try it, try it. Huh?! - Here you go. Did you see me eat it? It's getting better.
- Huh?! - Huh?! - Huh?! - It's good, huh? - It's good! - Can you hold it for me for a second? - I will.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Of course, of course! The tools are gone halfway through.
- The tongs suddenly changed. - Suddenly, the tongue changed.
- The tongue changed. - Yes!
- It's amazing that your hated eyes get less sensitive now.
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- I was really nervous at first. - I was almost dying of nervousness.
- How about now? - How's it like now?
- It's no big deal for me, but... - Totally normal?
- Isn't it amazing?! - I mean, it's...
- But you know... - It's...
- What do you think of this?! - No way..!
I don't like it!
What do you think?
Huh? My hand...
What do you think?
Can you not make it realistic?
And with that, Matsui's hypnotization ends here.
Next up is Maeda's hypnotizing action!
This is what Maeda must overcome!
Lizard!
No, no, not that! Don't you guys want to be in Shibura Zoo?
That's not it! That's not it!
No, no...
Touch it, touch it, touch it.
What are you doing?
Touch it, touch it, touch it.
Touch it once.
What are you doing?
Touch it once, Maeda!
What are you doing?
Touch it once, Maeda!
Touch it once!
No, no, no, no!
And now, Maeda, who is not good with lizards, but...
Like this, lightly open your eyes and close them.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Up until now, I've never touched a lizard.
Can I open my eyes?
If you open your eyes...
It's so cute.
Right? It makes you want to touch it.
Now, open your eyes and look at it.
Maeda, do you think you can touch it?
I don't think so.
It's already on you, right?
Maeda, look at it.
I think I can do it.
Really?
Are you feeling better?
Are you okay?
Are you kidding me?
You were really scared just now.
You were scared, weren't you?
It's too scary.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It's like you're holding a pet.
Can you rub it on your cheek?
No, I can't do it at all.
It's a cute lizard.
It's cute.
What happens if you take it off?
I just took it off.
Look at me.
I'll take it off.
Here it comes.
Wait, wait, wait!
What's wrong with you?
Self-defeating?
Why? Why?
Why?
I want to know why.
I thought you were cute.
But...
When they tried hypnotizing her again...
You're cute.
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Put it on your shoulder.
No, no, no!
Wait, why are you okay?
I can't do it.
I feel like I'm winning.
I like animals.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm in one of them.
What's different from before?
I can have fun.
The timing has changed.
What? I don't know.
Are you having fun?
I'm totally fine.
You're lying! Don't win!
Wait, wait!
I'll give you one.
Wait, wait!
And then, Oshima...
Their love feelings...
Love...
Their love feelings between girls...
That's dangerous!
And then, suddenly, these two did this experiment...
Oshima-san will like you a lot.
What?
Everything will change from the way you look at me.
And I'll be able to see your favorite type of girl.
Pay attention to Oshima's eyes.
You were happy, weren't you?
Your eyes are filled with girls you love.
What did you just draw?
A love love.
What did you draw?
What did you draw, Oshima?
What did you draw?
A woman.
Oshima, what are you doing? Stay away from her!
A woman?
She's a woman!
Who do you like?
Well...
Who do you like?
Let's make another rival.
Let's make a rival.
Maeda-chan.
Me?
This is fun!
Maeda will like Akimoto.
What did you draw?
What did you draw, Akimoto?
Don't be shy, Oshima!
Who do you like?
Did you get into a fight?
What's up with you?
You're a man!
What's up with you?
You can't go in there!
You want to go in there or not?
You can't go in there or not?
Just let her in!
No! No!
What was that? What was that?
What are you doing?
I'm angry!
That's not me!
You want to go in there! You want to go in there!
Why?
It's like...
I wanted to go in there!
The more I resist, the more I want to go in there!
What about you, Oshima?
I thought my biggest rival came.
I'm angry! I'm angry!
No! No!
I love you!
What did you say?
Did you start a fight?
If Oshima loves Akimoto and says she has a rival, of course she'll be jealous.
That's amazing!
Sorry!
Who do you like, Maya?
I like Sayaka!
Who do you like, Oshima?
Sayaka!
I'm happy!
Akimoto...
I'm happy!
Akimoto, which one will you choose?
I won't choose a beauty like her!
Anyway, thank you for today!
Thank you!
Anyway, this was the strategy of the "Not Good at Little Things" team!
After this, a new unit of "Industry Warfare" will appear!
"I love you" "I love you" "I love you" "I want to say it" "I love you"
AKB48 and idling's collaboration unit, namely AKB idling!
Their debut single "Chuushiyouze!" will finally be released next week!
Be sure to check it out!
A new unit of "Industry Warfare" will appear!
A lot of fans are waiting!
Maeda's blog will finally open today at 10 a.m!
Maeda is also excited to show her honest self!
Search "sugao's maeda" on ameburo and come see her!
"sugao's maeda" on ameburo and come see her!
This week's song is...
Kojima, Takahashi, Minegishi's unit, North Leaves' second single "tane".
Since last week's release, it's been getting a lot of response!
Let's hold each other's hands just a little more
From somewhere in our hearts, tears start to fall
Isn't it lucky to have met such a wonderful person?
You can meet anyone you want in your memories!
Is it something like "first love doesn't last"?
Let's live in leisurely
The girl dreams of eternity
Ah, you too are still here
Because of someone else
Ended love alone becomes seeds
Next time, flowers will bloom
The girl dreams of eternity
Ah, someone is waiting for you
Look, that love alone will bear fruit
Next, flowers will bloom
The girl falls in love and closes her eyes
Ah, a season you don't want to see comes again
Look, that love alone will bear fruit
Next, flowers will bloom
Next week, members forget about idols and battle fiercely!
Hey, idiot!
I'm only drinking oxygen water.
What will happen?!
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