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Tonight's "common sense-less" members will be struck by a storm of love!
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"Common" sense-less time!
A survey was conducted on girls in Tokyo who are of the same age as AKB.
From there, we will see if AKB is "common" sense- less or not!
Members will guess the results of the survey.
If the results are in the top 5 places, members will stop answering in those places.
However!
If it's outside of the rankings, girls who are "common" sense-less...
In other words, "common sense-less" girls...
Will be severely punished by the Zooday Brothers!
Now, let's get started!
These are the first five members!
How many girls are active in this group?
Yes!
Three girls!
That's strong!
Over 20 years old?
Yes!
One of you!
I'm 20 years old.
You don't have to say you're 20 years old.
Miyazaki is in middle school.
Yes, I'm in middle school.
Out of the five of you, who do you think is the most abnormal?
Kojima-san.
What about Kojima-san from the U.S.?
Kojima-san takes things from people's bags.
That's a thief!
What? You know that?
You know it?
You know it? What do you mean?
You've seen it before, right?
Yes, I take all kinds of snacks.
I also eat things that I don't know about.
That's dangerous!
I think you don't know about it.
Don't think you'll get it.
That's abnormal!
Abnormal!
Here is the first girl's common sense quiz!
Ta-da!
What do you ask your boyfriend for when you ask 100 girls in your city what they want?
What do you want?
Your favorite type!
Yes, your favorite type!
Yes, yes, yes!
Type A!
By drawing lots, Kojima gets to choose his favorite type!
Kindness!
I see!
By the way, what does Kojima want first?
Um...
Strength!
What?
Strength!
Strength?
What strength?
Did you have a fight?
No! What was it? What was it, Minegishi?
What?
As far as I know, he's a tsundere type.
He's very attractive!
Yes, that!
By the way, what place do you think this is, Kojima?
I'm being serious right now, so I think it's first place.
You're being serious, aren't you?
After this, I have a drama shoot, so I definitely don't want to get a pie thrown at me.
You have your own butt job, don't you?
What's with her?
So I'm serious.
You're serious?
Yes.
You definitely don't want a pie thrown at you, do you?
Does "kindness" make it into the top 5?
Chance! Go!
Kojima definitely doesn't want a pie thrown at him, but...
What is it?
First place!
So first place was "kindness", right?
Well done! You didn't get a pie.
Yay! I can go on a drama shoot!
The first place for "kindness" was "kindness", as expected.
Next up is Miyazawa, a high school girl who seems to be off in some ways!
She contacts you a lot.
Yes.
What does this mean?
If we're dating, I'd like to text her everyday.
But what does this mean?
Does it mean she's nice?
No way!
She's a sweet person.
Miyazawa, what do you think about this?
But rather than not contacting me,
I'd like her to text me.
I'd like that.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
What place do you think you're in?
Second place.
Second place, I see.
Let's go!
Miyazawa is full of confidence.
But is she in the fifth place?
She's in the first place.
She said she'd be in the second place.
She's in the first place!
She's in the fifth place!
She's out of the ranking!
And with that...
Yay!
You're out of the ranking!
What?!
Slowly...
Is she in the ranking?
No, she's not.
Miyazawa, you're out of the ranking!
You're an active high school girl,
but you don't know how high school girls feel!
Then you should be smarter!
Even if you say that...
And now...
The answer of a hardworking high school girl, Minegishi is...
Ta-da!
- Funny? - Funny!
I see!
Everyone in the back is convinced!
When you're nice, you can be funny, too.
You can be funny on the inside, too.
But in elementary school, I thought funny people were funny,
or good at soccer, or fast.
So even high school girls...
I'm worried if it will continue.
It's convincing.
I think everyone will do it.
I think so too.
I think we can do it.
So...
Action!
All of them were convincingly convincing, but...
So...
1st place...
2nd place...
3rd place!
So...
2nd place was interesting, wasn't it?
Amazing.
We cleared it twice last time, so...
I think we are pretty common people.
If you don't say it yourself,
let us say it.
Was it okay? Did you know it?
Yes, I knew it.
Can you say it one more time?
Can you stop being more firm than the host?
Because it wasn't interesting,
the conversation didn't continue.
For this reason, it was a fair 2nd place.
And now, a middle school student, Miyazaki,
will make a dramatic statement and call for a strike!
A cool person!
Miyazaki, what's your position?
I'm tall.
How tall are you?
I'm about 170cm.
You're not that tall.
What about you?
I like cool people.
So you understand how high school girls feel.
I don't have to be nice.
You don't need kindness.
No, I don't.
I don't have to text you every day.
You're a convenient girl for men.
You're amazing as a middle school student.
I want some alone time.
You're an adult!
She's an adult.
What's Miyazaki's answer as a middle school student?
If you're above 1st place...
If you're above 2nd place...
3rd place...
Correct!
Really? Why?
Her face is her life.
She can boast about it to her friends.
The last challenger is Kitahara, a 2nd year high school student.
She will confess her unexpected taste.
She's an adult.
I think girls like adults.
If you're above 1st place...
What do you like about girls?
I like girls who have cars.
What do you like about Kitahara?
She has a cute smile.
She looks cute when she's shy.
What do you like about 30 year old you, Kitahara?
She's cute.
You too, Kiyota-san?
Yes.
What do you mean?
Now, only 4th and 5th places are left.
Which of them is the middle-aged man?
He's in 2nd place.
He's in 3rd place.
Now, 4th place, Tomodachi.
He's in 5th place.
Now, 5th place, Tomodachi.
She's in 4th place.
You should be happy that you're in 5th place.
I'm very happy.
By the way, the middle-aged man is in 8th place.
By the way, 4th place is fashionable and 5th place is rich.
As a result, 2nd question continues.
The challenger is these members!
Akimoto is excited.
There is one person who looks like her.
Who is an arts high school student?
Just you?
Kasai.
Just you?
Oh, Matsui is an elementary school student.
How about Fujii?
I'm a junior high school student.
A junior high school student?
An elementary school student is difficult!
I don't know.
In Matsui's case, she's a little older.
Oh, I see.
Because she's already with her sisters.
I see, I see.
At work and at school.
They talk to each other.
Wow, I don't want you to dye your hair yet.
In this case, Akimoto is...
Older.
I think she's older than her age.
No way!
I wonder why.
Here is the girls' common sense questionnaire!
Ta-dah!
What are the conditions for men you don't want to date?
This time, it's a choice question.
Please choose from 15 items.
Hey, this is wrong!
I know this!
The correct answer is...
All of them are suspicious.
Out of these 15, only the top 5 are suspicious.
Now, for the results of the lottery.
First, elementary school student Matsui will try.
But the question here is...
You know what it means, right?
I know it, but I can't read it.
Huh?
I can't read it.
Oh, it's a kanji.
Because you're an elementary school student.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Which one do you know?
The one in the bottom middle.
Um, "sokubaku suru".
Yes!
I don't know what it means.
You don't know what "sokubaku" means?
Yes!
It's like...
You don't know what "sokubaku" means?
It's like...
Hey, don't hang out with men.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, aren't you on the phone with men?
Yes!
It's like...
Delete all men's addresses in your phone book.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I know it.
You know it, right?
Yes.
Do you know any other answers?
Like "ugaki shou"?
Yes.
Do you know "kebukai" too?
Yes.
You know it, right?
Yes.
Now, Matsui, I want you to guess the answer with a flip.
Yes!
Matsui doesn't even know what "sokubaku" means,
but with a pure heart, she chose...
Matsui's answer is...
Now, let's go! If you were to say to 100 girls in high school next door, "a man you would never want to go out with", who would you say it to?
Yes!
Fuketsu!
Oh, I see! She chose Fuketsu!
It's fine! As long as it's not me!
As long as it's not me!
What's up with you two?
It's past 3 o'clock, can you be quiet?
It's not 3 o'clock!
As expected, Matsui doesn't like this.
I don't like it.
It's like...
At school...
There are people who don't bring their toolboxes.
Toolboxes?!
That's new!
I haven't heard of a toolbox in a while!
Yeah!
Toolboxes...
Toolboxes, right?!
Yeah!
People who don't bring their toolboxes say, "I don't like it", like that.
I see!
It's insanely cute!
Huh?!
So, will Fuketsu make it to 5th place?!
Now, let's go!
Now, what did elementary school student Matsui come up with?!
Could it be...
There's also "sokubusuki", right?!
No way!
Correct!
Congratulations!
This is brilliant!
It seems like age doesn't matter in a woman's heart!
Next up is "always at her own pace" female high school student Kasai!
Out of the remaining 14 questions, what conditions does Kasai choose for a man she doesn't want to date?!
Okay!
memecie
Yes!
Oh!
No, really...
Yes, yes!
This is...
Everyone agrees with it, but...
No, like...
Friendly and like...
Cute is fine, but...
Like...
It makes me want to pee.
Your "pee-pee" personality...
Yes!
What do you want me to do?
No, but I think this is possible, too!
How many places do you think you can get?!
1st place!
1st place?! No, you're already out of it!
You saw it?!
Matsuri got 1st place just now, right?!
How many places do you have?
Two!
Two?!
Five!
Then, let's go!
What is the answer chosen by random firecrackers?!
Correct!
It's better to have a manly man!
There's a lot of voices like this, and they got 2nd place!
Now, in this good flow, there are high school girls who are active as models in magazines!
What should I do?! What should I do?! What should I do?! I don't know!
There are only 3 answers left!
As a result of random firecrackers, the answer chosen is...
One, two...
"Dan"!
Mother-Con!
No, I don't like it!
Do you think so, Ushiro?
I don't like it!
Mother-Con, you don't like it either?
I don't like it!
I think it's good that you care about your mother,
but if you don't love her like you love your family...
Ah, I see!
If you leave her like that...
Like...
I'm going somewhere tomorrow, and my mother said I shouldn't do this...
Ah, I don't like that either!
You don't like it, do you?!
"China"!
"Go"!
They said they didn't seem confident, but what is the result of the ranking?!
"Z formations"!
"Sign" has stopped!
Z! Z! Z! Z!
Without any comment!
It stopped!
Z! Z! Z! Z! Z!
Too bad!
"Out of the ranking"!
There you have it...
Z! Z! Z! Z!
A wooden train!
They're down perfectly.
"Z"!
I'm embarrassed...
Even the model's shadow is gone from the board's chest.
So cool! So cool!
I don't like it anymore!
Next up is Akimoto, who is over 20 years old!
Will he be okay?
- Go, Akimoto! - Go!
- You're energetic. - Go!
- Are you okay? - I'm totally fine.
- Really? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Actually, I smell something over there. - I'm waiting for you.
- Please listen to what she said. - And then...
- Akimoto's answer will cause a big mess! - One, two...
- Charai! - Wow!
- Girls' high school students think Charai will be in the top 10. - Definitely not.
- Akimoto, what are the conditions you don't want to date?
- What do you want? - Charai.
- Charai is in the first place. Akimoto is also in the first place. - What?
- No way! - What?
- No way! - You're lying!
- I'm not lying!
But I... Please ignore me.
- Please ignore me! - You can't ignore me!
- Please ignore me! - Be honest with me!
- Yes. - This is a girl's feeling.
I think Charai's feeling is different.
When I first met you, I had to introduce myself as "Akimoto Saga".
So, from the beginning, when you said "Hello, Saga!" or "Your name is..."
I thought you were Charai.
- You didn't say it politely? - Yes, yes.
But isn't there a gap or something like that?
- When you first introduced yourself, you said "Your name is..." - I don't like introducing myself!
That's not it!
I don't go clubbing or anything like that.
- I'm Charai. - Even if you're polite... - You call me Charai?
- You're Charai, right? - That's not Charai.
- That's not it! - That's...
- She's a quiet person and she looks like Charai. - Yes, yes.
- If you look like Charai, it's okay! - Yes, yes!
- What are you talking about? You're crazy! - Why? Why?
- You call me Charai for that reason? - No, no.
- I'll say it. - Yes.
- In high school, I did. But now... - Yes.
- I like people like Yagi. - What?
- Yagi? - Yagi?
- I said it as if it were normal, but I don't know people like Yagi. - Yagi?
- Yagi?
- But I don't know. - But I don't know.
- Chaaargo! - Chaaargo!
- Akimoto's man's preferences are off, but is this answer really off?! - Yagi?
- Yagi?
Did it surpass 4th place?!
Now...
Did it surpass 5th place?!
See! See! See!
Wow!
Amazing!
Astonishing! Charai's man ranks 5th in the ranking!
But for Akimoto, there are many things he'd lose in exchange for the correct answer.
Next up is Fujie's challenge as a middle school student!
There are only two correct answers left.
After much consideration, Fujie has chosen...
One, two...
Narcissist!
Yes.
I don't like it when people say things about me like I'm cool and all.
That's right!
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
By the way, Fujie, what do you think this means?
I don't know...
I think it's about 6th.
If it's 6th, you can't do it anymore!
Look closely! There's only 5th place left.
If it's 6th, you're in the "zoo-day" zone.
Cheer...go!
Natural middle school student Fujie's answer is a miracle!
3rd place?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
It's over!
It's finally over!
It's over!
It's finally over!
You guys are really strong!
Now...
You guys are really strong!
But you said Narcissist was in 6th place, right?
Yes.
Surprisingly, Narcissist is in 6th place!
In a way, it's correct!
You did it, didn't you? You're getting a mic, aren't you?
But you have to be in 5th place.
As a game, it's a disqualification.
As you can see, we asked 100 girls high school students in Tokyo...
...what their results were.
Are you really asking 100 people?
No, I'm not!
Don't doubt me!
She has a bad feeling about this.
And now...
The miracle collaboration unit of idol world has appeared!
Kiss me.
The idol unit that was talked about on the streets recently has finally debuted!
AKB's debut song "Chuushiyouze" will be released on April 1st.
There is also a performance in the studio these days, so look forward to it!
And in Akihabara's AKB48 Theater,
Team B's fourth performance "Idol no Iwake" starts last Sunday!
Please come and see AKB until the theater!
And of course, this song will be delivered tonight!
The time has come for anyone to spread their wings
I'll start walking alone
I was able to meet you
meaning of past seasons
That smile was dazzling
I can't go with you
don't cry so much
i won't forget
Let's meet again in ten years
I'll be waiting for you at this place
Shine brighter than now
graduation is a process
oath of reunion
Much more than a love that burns out quickly
Be kind to me
Cherry Rosa, no matter how many times it blooms,
if you forget today's day...
I'll be waiting for you in this place.
Shine brighter than you are now.
Graduation is a process.
Our greatest vow.
Rather than love that burns out right away,
I hope you'll always be the one I love.
Ten years later!
For those who are about to graduate, AKB presents you with memories!
We are waiting for you to come to school!
After this, reaction queen Kashiwagi will do a prank!
Kiss me!
Next week, AKB will do another prank!
What will happen after this?!
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