AISubs v3.5
"IDOLing" at midnight 29 minutes!
"IDoling" at midnight 29 minutes!
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Come on, get your helmets.
WE'RE BAD BOYS!
YOU GUYS ARE DOING OUR IDOL вещи socally!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
IT'S BETTER THAN BOMBAS IN CLINIC 13 SEASON!
WE'RE THE 11TH BAD BOYS'
S-stop right there!
Shut up, you guys!
Who are you?!
Is this love for free?!
Who are you?!
What?! Call me!
Hey, Masuno!
What?!
Even if you go out to eat with your fellow comedians after the recording of "idling"
You're the one who's always talking about "showtime" instead of "idling"!
You know, Fuji TV's girls like that are cute!
I know that! I know that!
Here is the real title of this show!
YES! We believe!
With this, we'll jump over the limits of songs and battle against akb with lack of idling in 48!
This game will reveal what's missing from the image!
This time, as a special version, it's a one-on-one battle!
We'll have five rounds and decide who wins and loses!
Of course, if you make a mistake, your idling life will be shortened!
It's a battle against lack of idling!
Ah! By the way, my name is Maichan Endo No. 3!
First of all, a one-on-one battle!
They're both born in 1991 and are 17 years old!
Maeda and Tonoka's classmate battle!
How are they classmates? Are you conscious of them?
No, they're cute!
No, but their eyes don't match yet!
Tonoka is good at sports, right?
I'm good at soccer and track and field!
She's versatile!
Wow!
I'm good at sports!
Maeda, you're good at sports!
I can't do anything!
You can do it, Maeda!
You're good at skipping!
See!
Show us!
I can do it, so it's okay!
I really can do it!
Show us!
Maeda, show us!
I really can do it!
Show us!
Show us your skipping!
I can do it!
How was it?
You shouldn't have done it!
By the way, Takahashi is also good at skipping!
Takahashi!
Do it there, Takahashi!
Question! What is missing?
First of all, this is what everyone has seen at school!
If you look closely, something is missing!
Um, the number of letters and numbers of numbers on the box?
There are not enough numbers!
As expected of an acting high school girl!
Now, what about the idol team?
Question, what is missing?
Idol's home ground, Odaiba's scenery.
Question, what is missing?
Um, parking lot is not enough!
Are you okay?
Not enough!
The answer is, Ferris wheel of Ferris wheel.
AKB team gets 1 point.
Next up is the second round.
Kojima and Kikuchi's love for idols battle, where cute girls have no eyes.
Kikuchi-san, how old are you?
I'm 18 years old and in 3rd year of high school.
3rd year of high school?!
Yes, 3rd year of high school.
Kojima, how old were you?
20 years old.
20 years old, I see.
This kind of thing is super cute!
Because you like idols?
I love idols!
Before I joined idol groups, I went to an AKB concert as a guest.
Really?!
At that time, I couldn't sleep at night because I felt like I had an eye contact with Takahashi Minami-san of Nii-yo.
What's good about him?
He's kind of cold and firm, and I really like that about him!
Thank you!
What's your favorite among AKB members, Takahashi- san?
Out of AKB members, I like him the most, but I like AKB itself!
I'm happy!
Kojima, do you like idols?
I like idol groups!
You like them?!
Yes!
Who do you like in idol groups?
I like Rooney!
Rooney?!
Even in karaoke, I always sing "Ganbare Otome" (Do Your Best, Maiden)
Isn't that how idols crush each other?
That's not it!
On the contrary...
Su-chan, Su-chan!
Who do you like as an entertainer?
I like Himuro-san, the boy band!
She's a big boy band fan!
Even in our band, there are girls who like Ozaki Yutaka a lot!
Yes, Ozaki Yutaka!
Ozaki Yutaka!
And with that...
Su-chan, what did you think of that?
It's a little gross...
A.K.A.B. fans
Now, let's hear from A.K.A.B. fans!
By the way, Kuro-chan is also an A.K.A.B. fan as much as she goes to the theater!
But...
Um...
I don't have a mustache under my nose!
Oh!
As expected, it's a question for A.K.A.B. fans, and it's a brilliant answer!
What's missing?
Now, what's missing for Charumira?
Kojima will challenge from the A.K.A.B. team!
Go ahead!
A dog isn't enough!
A dog?!
It's not enough! It's not enough! It's not enough!
It's not enough!
You're lying!
It's not a lie! It's not enough for the rapper that the uncle has!
It's the third round with the same score!
Watanabe and Sakai's "Ottori Bishoujo" battle!
Our "ottori" is Watanabe Mayu.
Yes, we're "ottori".
We're "ottori".
As long as we have free time, we drink "pirikuru".
I think you'll understand if you hear us talk.
Yes!
Would you like to introduce yourself?
I'm Sakai Hitomi, 14 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
Wow, you're so quiet!
I'm not quiet!
You're not quiet! You're not quiet!
You're not "ottori", you're just a country boy!
Where are you from?
I'm from Miyazaki.
Oh, Miyazaki!
I've met your family once, but your family isn't very quiet.
Maybe you've been acting a little tough lately.
That's not true!
Don't say things like that!
This is my real name, Miyazaki.
You've said it before, but you have a special skill.
Watanabe will try to write "anago" in eight seconds.
In eight seconds!
Yes!
One, two, three!
And so, Watanabe will try to write "anago" in eight seconds.
Four, five, six, seven, eight!
Yes!
See!
Wait a minute! Then I'll write "doraemon" in eight seconds!
Write it!
One, two, three!
Makeji and Sakai will also try to write "doraemon" in eight seconds.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
Go ahead!
Ta-dah!
You're good!
Question! What is missing?
This question is from the first-time AKB team, Anago and Watanabe.
What is missing?
There is a bird on top of a golden chure, and on top of it is a "tosaka"?
It's red like this...
It's like...
It's like... "tosaka" isn't enough!
You're correct!
That's right! The chicken and "tosaka" weren't enough!
Even though they're chasing each other...
Question! What is missing?
What?
The title is "idol team" "doraemon" "sakai"
What is missing?
Go ahead!
There is a red line missing somewhere!
What do you mean "somewhere"?
Where? Where?
Be specific!
It's like... on top of a domino...
There is a red line missing on top of a signboard!
I see!
It's not enough! It's not enough! It's not enough!
It's not enough!
Why?!
There's no Domino's Pizza and Miyazaki Pizza in Nagano!
I know that!
Here's the answer!
It's true that there's no Domino's Pizza in Miyazaki Prefecture.
The next round is...
SKE Matsui and IDOLiNG in Nagano!
Both of them are the youngest in the group!
How old are you?
I was born in...
1994.
I was born on June 29th, 1994 and I'm 14 years old.
Matsui, say it!
I was born in 1997!
I was born on March 8th and I'm 11 years old!
You're so young!
What are you doing in a place like this?!
You bastard!
You lost because you're young, but you have a special talent!
What is it?
She can speak many topics about anime!
She can talk fast!
Tell me your favorite anime!
Out of all anime that I like, "Dakistan" is my favorite.
It's an anime with Kozue Kozue and Konata Konata.
What are you talking about?!
Who's asking for a frank question?!
We have a frank question!
Minaguchi!
I know you like frank questions!
Hurry up and say your favorite anime and your favorite words.
My favorite anime?
Hurry up and say your favorite anime and your favorite words.
I, Katsushika Kamehameha...
That's enough!
Question, what is missing?
First, from Nagano.
If you're 14 years old, you've eaten it before, right?
What's missing?
Toothpick?
Huh?
Toothpick?
Not enough?
Wait, wait, wait!
Not enough, not enough, not enough!
Not enough!
What's wrong?
I don't like it anymore!
Huh? What's wrong?
I don't like my life anymore!
Next up, 11-year-old Matsui will try the same problem.
Is it difficult for elementary school students?
First of all, this package...
Yeah!
Huh? Snow pattern?
Pattern?
Not enough?
Not enough!
I'm already 8 years old!
Matsui wins!
Now, Matsui's fine play is 3-1.
The winner should be decided, but...
Even if we do it again, the idol group team won't win.
So, if the idol group team wins again, we'll give you 100 points.
And so, the final battle will be the group with the most age difference.
Let's check your age first.
- Yes, I'm 23 years old. - 23 years old!
- Roughly speaking, you're about 26 years old. - No, I'm not roughly speaking!
- How old were you? - I'm 25 years old.
- What?! You're 25 years old? - I feel the same way.
- That's right. - It's tough, isn't it?
- It is. - There are young people.
- I'm 11 years old. - That's right!
- I'm not that young. - I'm not 13 years old.
- We're not talking the same thing. - Right?!
- You're talking like an old woman. - That's right!
- By the way, are there any things that young people can't do? - Yes, there are.
- Like, "This is something young people can't do." - What about you, Bashit?
- I was given the Best Smile Award at First Food. - I see.
- Best? - Smile Award.
- It's official. - Yes.
- Welcome! Hello! Would you like to order?
- Yes, a set of hamburgers, right? - Yes.
- Your total will be 525 yen. - I see!
- How about you, Norino-san? - Well...
- I'm so happy! - Thank you!
- It's over, isn't it? - It's completely over.
- That's right. - It's a shock, isn't it?
- It's a shock, isn't it?! Shut up!
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, you! - Yes?
- You're saying that you can't lose to young people like that, aren't you?!
- Yes, you know, I've been in AKB for three years.
- I've been through a lot. - I see.
- That's why I only have guts!
- Come on! Come on! - She's here!
- Come on! Come on!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? She's our AD!
- Come on!
- Come on! Come on!
- Question! What is missing?
What is missing?
First of all, the oldest member of AKB, Ohori will challenge.
This question is a little difficult. Can you understand it?
Go ahead!
Well...
- Isn't it Tower Records? - Yes!
- It's "t-o-w-e-r", isn't it? - Yes, it is!
- It's "tower", isn't it?
So, at the end of the song, there was a star.
- Really? - You're right!
What is missing? What is missing? What is missing?
- What is missing? - It's "t-o-w-e-r"!
Are you OK?
I'm OK!
It's "t-o-w-e-r"!
- It's "t-o-w-e-r"! - For that, the oldest idol, Kato will challenge!
The hint is "something is missing on the signboard".
- Go ahead! - Maybe...
The "tower" on the signboard is red?
- What does it mean? - The red light on the signboard is missing.
- Is she OK? - Really?
It's "t-o-w-e-r"! It's "t-o-w-e-r"!
It's "t-o-w-e-r"!
You might drop it again, so please don't drop it!
The answer is "s".
The final round is a draw!
So, Team H&B wins!
Now you know each other, right?
May I have your permission to go home?
I know you know each other, but look over there!
Why are those two looking into each other's eyes?
What are you doing?
It's weird for you two to look into each other's eyes!
Those two...
Who are you?
I like people who are really cute.
What are you saying?
Please come to the idol ring!
Yes, of course!
Change! Change!
Change!
Both of you, change!
"MY DARK FIRST PHOTO WEEK", yes!
It will be released next Wednesday!
If you make a reservation from the show's homepage, you will receive benefits!
Now, this week, this song can be said to be the origin of AKB48!
Three years ago, it was released in indies and spread AKB's name all over the world at once!
We will also deliver "SCAR" and "HIRARI"!
I ran into you by chance on a mischief
My heart was about to stop, but I ignored you and passed by
How stupid of me, even though I love you so much
I'm alone in a crowd of people falling in love with me
A momentary event can leave regrets for the future, baby
Hey, God, reset the time one more time, please
For girls, "SCAR" and "HIRARI" are irreversible
There are times when you want to run
I want to throw away everything and go see you
Every time I love you, "SCAR" and "HIRARI" are irreversible
Just like the fire in my heart
No matter what we do, let's say we'll be forgiven
Let's run, believing in this path
With all our might, even if we fall
If I could turn my feelings into money, I'm sure they'd reach you
Yeah! You're one!
That girl has a skirt that opens and closes, and there are times when she runs and gets tired
Every time she throws away everything and heads for love
A skirt that opens and closes, and as if her heart caught fire
Whatever we do, let's make sure we're forgiven
A skirt that opens and closes, and as if her heart caught fire
Whatever we do, let's make sure we're forgiven
A skirt that opens and closes, and as if her heart caught fire
Whatever we do, let's make sure we're forgiven