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Happy New Year!
Where's the bad boy?
He's not here.
Did you notice that big head of his?
He's not here.
Actually, I'm in charge of these things.
Happy New Year!
Mentaiko.
Speaking of New Year,
"Gantan Bousou" and "Kuso K.B. Fortnite" will be your hosts!
So, today, we're going to have a New Year's party by ourselves!
Happy New Year!
They're so stupid.
Actually, what they're doing is a behind-the- scenes report.
Here's today's main event!
Happy New Year!
We're going to play a variety of pranks on the members of AKB who enjoy relaxing programs like idol programs and celebrate their youth.
So, what will the members say about the pranks?
It's a "prank quiz" program where the bad boys watching on their monitors will guess.
How do you plan your pranks?
In front of Oshima, where we are hosting now, there is actually a group of us.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
On the set of Oshima, we have earphones with orders.
Let's hear the orders from Sata!
Can you hear me, Oshima?
If you can hear me, please raise your right hand.
Can you also appeal to the people behind you?
What do you think about that?
Can you make a weird face for the camera?
This is the first prank of the year!
Look at her weight!
Look at the members around her!
Let's get started!
Here it is!
"Crazy Prank Quiz"!
The first target is...
Noro, who is in charge of AKB!
"Crazy Prank Quiz" is full of youthful talk along with the script.
But it's not related to the topic of the talk at all.
Beat me up with cows!
Suddenly, the order is "crazy pranks"!
So, what is Noro's reaction when she sees "pranks"?!
Let's start with Shinano.
It's my second year with Noro.
I've learned a lot of jokes since we met.
Oh, I see.
Beat me up with cows!
Oh, I see.
I've learned a lot of jokes since we met.
I think you're a little jealous of Maeda.
Because you want to be in front of him.
Even if you don't do enough, you can say "Beat me up with cows!"
Like this.
Beat me up with cows!
That's funny!
I think it's funny.
By the way, Maeda's answer is...
Nice to meet you again in 2009.
In the studio, they're preparing for "Uso Kikaku" (lie project)
At that time, the target's curse is...
Maybe it'll come out.
Thank you.
Kaiyo-chan! Kaiyo-chan!
Hanna!
Kaiyo-chan!
You scared me!
The face of "off" and the face of "on" and the switching are interesting.
Will it make you smile?
Then, "lie plan" starts!
This is the worst!
It's the beginning of a new year!
So...
I'd like you to talk about your aspirations for 2009.
First of all, Sayaka Akimoto is a top star.
I did it for now.
Even if it's perfect all of a sudden, it's like that.
What year do you want 2009 to be?
In 2009, I want to expand my activities more and more.
I want more and more people to watch "akb48" and "akbing".
I want to go back to my original feelings.
You're serious!
Raise everyone's tension, Sayaka!
If you don't talk, you can't speak!
Let's hear it now! Noro-san!
Here it is!
Everyone, are you ready?
Here it is!
Suddenly outrageous campaign
What will it be?
First of all, what year was 2008 for you, Kaiyo- chan?
2008...
You look like you're in trouble.
2008 was...
You look like you're in a hurry.
I feel like I've done too much.
I don't think I can tell you.
You're in a hurry.
What will you say?
To connect to 2009, I want to tighten my mind a little more.
Everyone got it right!
But it's amazing! Noro-chan, you're amazing!
You're good at answering!
Okay, everyone, let's go!
Okay!
The next prank is this!
Bad and awkward osechi!
The next target is...
Serious Akimoto Sayaka!
AKB's big fan, the daughter of the late chef, did her best to make it!
That's the setting of the osechi!
Of course, they're fake parents and children!
And only the datemaki, which is in the delicious osechi, is mixed with a lot of salt!
Just how bad is AKB's super hot Akimoto?!
By the way, how bad is it?
Maeda, eat it!
Eh, it's super salty!
There's a needle in it!
It's super salty!
Uwah!
This is more than seawater!
It's like an osechi made by an osechi's osechi!
Everyone's answer is...
Shinoda and Maeda think it's super bad but delicious!
Just how bad is it?!
Now that the preparation for the lie project is complete, let's start the prank!
5, 4, 3, 2...
Now, let's have Osechi appear!
Appear!
This time we're going to have a popular menu from the famous Osechi restaurant, Souo Ginza!
Ginza!
Actually, for this day,
AKB's big fan, Souo's daughter, Minami-chan,
is working hard for us!
Now, with a happy smile...
She's a kind lady right now!
She looks like a mother!
AKB's favorite...
Favorite!
Actually, AKB's things are normal, you know?
Normal...
Was making Osechi difficult?
Yes, for about 2 weeks...
I practiced with my dad...
You practiced and worked hard to make it!
Now, who wants to eat Osechi?!
Wow, Akimoto!
She raised her hand!
If you eat it together, you'll finish it in no time!
So, in order for you to eat it together,
Oshima has chosen 5 people to eat it together!
Other than Date Maki, it's delicious!
Yes!
So, only Akimoto will notice it!
Ah, I see!
Everyone else is just delicious?
Everyone else is just delicious!
So, Minami-chan!
Please open the Osechi food you've made for everyone!
It's only level 2, you know...
Hurry up and eat it!
Let's start with the delicious appetizers!
Kazunoko!
I like it!
Kazunoko!
She's good at making it!
It's good, isn't it?
She's deceiving me!
I'll eat it now!
You can make Kazunoko too?
It's really good!
The taste is just right!
It's a good taste!
And now...
I have important information!
Minami is...
the big fan of Sayaka Akimoto...
who will be eating next!
I'm so excited!
Sayaka, what do you like about her?
I admire her for her coolness and her coolness!
I'm sorry! I'm not scared of you!
She's at her max right now!
She's thinking of giving back with the best comment!
But for Sayaka, who you love so much...
what would you like her to eat?
I'm going to eat...
the datemaki I spent the most time...
and effort to make!
Here it is!
Extremely bad datemaki!
In an atmosphere where you can't say it's bad...
what is Akimoto's reaction?
It's big, but Sayaka is a bold girl who eats it in one bite!
Eat it all!
She ate it!
She noticed something weird!
It's too big, isn't it?
Are you okay?
It's good!
That's amazing!
You drank it all?
She said "gogu"
I've only eaten "kurikinton" before
It's really good to eat "date maki"
I'm glad
Oshima, if it's good, say "let's go for another one"
There are four more
Four more?
It's hard!
Four "date maki"
Minami, how many do you want me to eat?
You said you were full
No, I won't eat any more. I'll eat them all
That's cool!
How about two?
Oshima, what are you talking about?
I won't eat any more
Let's taste it and say "let's go for another one"
Taste it and say it!
This is hard!
Is it elastic and good?
Yes
That's amazing!
It's good!
Sayaka, how does it taste? Is it sweet?
A little salty?
She's showing off a little
That's amazing!
What do you pay attention to when you make "date maki" eggs?
First of all, it's hard to bake it
Before that, add salt!
Add salt!
That's for sure!
You'll be a good mother!
That's a lie!
How long does it take?
Dad commented!
More than half a day!
What's wrong?
I'm crying!
Aren't you crying?
You said it was good, so you two are correct!
Cry a little more!
Thank you!
The next prank is this!
Her cell phone drowned!
The next target is the oldest member of AKB, Megumi Ohhori!
To tell you the truth, without knowing that she wants to be the number one mail queen of AKB,
the members are excited and create a mail with a photograph of her.
And from that, Ohhori is chosen as the mail queen and a cell phone is displayed on the king's table.
However!
Suddenly, an alarm goes off and, thanks to the vibration of the vibe function, she is upside down in the hot pot as a reward!
Now, what does Ohhori say about this tragedy?
"Ga-problem"!
By the way, Ohhori is said to be a cell phone that takes a lot of time to decorate by herself.
Ah, it's that cell phone!
Wow, I'm in trouble!
She drowned that cell phone!
Wow!
Then, let's start with Shinonome!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Well, that's how it is!
And...
Yes!
I think I'll shout, too!
Shout?
Yes!
Why do you shout?
I think I'll say "You idiot!" or something like that.
You idiot, what are you doing?!
She seems like she'll say it!
I've succeeded in a v-sign in a slide once.
I'll do it again in a v-sign!
But I can't do it, can I?
She's being stubborn!
I wonder if she's there!
I think I'll panic!
As you can see from their answers,
what did Ohhori, who panicked, say?
Well, in order to plan such a lie,
we'd like to see everyone's photo e-mails.
Now that we're ready to plan a lie,
let's start the prank!
One, two!
Now, next up is...
A.k.a. "Year-end photo with e-mail"!
"Year-end photo with e-mail"!
Let's check everyone's e-mails!
When did you get this?
This is from the NHK hall concert the other day.
What about you, Tomomi-chan?
What do you have, Tomomi?
I have this fried chicken.
Next, Ohari-san!
Mine is...
Here it is.
I see.
We went camping together, right?
Yes.
On the first day of the trip, I said "I'm going to do it" with this V-sign.
She said it with a V-sign.
This is...
This is nice!
After checking everyone's e-mails, Ohari's phone will finally be drained!
It's cute, but...
I'll announce the winner of "Year-end photo with e-mail"!
She's wearing a kimono and blowing a nose.
She's relaxed now.
It's Meton!
After this, Ohori's mobile phone was drowned!
It was drowned!
After this...
She will fall into hell.
Poor thing!
This is her email.
She made it specially for this show.
It says "winner" over here.
I don't know why it says "slippery" over there.
You don't think so, do you?
No.
Wow, it's lovely!
I'd like you to put it up over here.
Wow!
For some reason, a pot comes under the slippery thing.
Wow!
That's where the alarm went off.
I'd like you to insert the mobile phone for a moment.
They set up the alarm function to film Ohori's mobile phone screen.
After this, Ohori's mobile phone dived into the pot!
Well then, Meton, thank you for waiting!
This is your reward, the highest grade pot!
Wow!
Freshly made!
30 seconds left!
I want many people to watch "AKB" and I hope it will be broadcasted in various regions.
It's a medium-sized area now, isn't it?
I hope it will be broadcasted there.
And personally, I want to go to Mecide.
15 seconds left!
Don't say it!
I want to go to Mecide for the second time.
She wants to go to Mecide for the second time!
All your memories will disappear!
3 seconds left!
4 seconds left!
3 seconds left!
2... 1...
Alarm, start!
It's ringing!
The alarm has rung!
It's ringing!
Are you okay?
From whom?
She fell into the water!
Doesn't she have to jump?
She fell into the water!
Her phone...
She fell into the water!
Look, she's not moving!
What are you saying?!
This is my phone!
It's real, isn't it?!
This is my phone!
It's real!
Hey, hey...
The screen is turning brown...
It's not brown...
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
With that said, let's go to the spoiler-free studio!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I just did it!
The members don't know what's going on.
Hey! What are you doing?!
I'm a monster! What are you doing?!
There's no way you can do it with a V-sign.
All three of you are correct!
You didn't get the "otoshi-sama"!
What a shame!
Come on, say something!
What did you do?
Today, we were under the spotlight for a while.
Where? Where?
At the very beginning.
I'll deal with you later.
Today, we set up a prank.
We observed it and monitored how you would react.
Ageboto! Were you good at "tatemaki"?
It was salty!
These two are extras. They're not parents or anything like that.
So you're saying the restaurant is a lie too?
It's a lie.
If you call it the opposite, it's a big lie.
Also, I said it's an autumn bread, but I don't have any of it!
But you know, salted turtles?
It's not normal!
No, of course it's not!
It's a big catch, but it's a real catch.
We're not doing anything wrong.
Our manager, Ki-san, said "It's not a big catch at all! There's nothing wrong with it!"
He said it, so we did it!
But Ki-san is the one who gave us permission!
Ki-san, is it okay for me to hang up?
You've got to be kidding me!
So, that was our New Year's special prank song!
AKB, thank you for your support this year too!
The song has been released!
The title is "Ten Year Cherry Blossom".
It's a perfect song for the graduation season.
Thank you for your support!
From the show to the viewers, you can listen to all kinds of information!
The members have made their own New Year's messages, and they're being streamed from their phones!
For more information, check out the show's homepage!
Really?!
This week, we'll be playing "Diamond" from a concert held at JCB Hall the other day!
Chasing the bus that's about to start running
[Music]
I love you, I love you, it's making it hard to breathe I love you, I love you, it's making it hard to breathe
A loud diamond that can't be closed A loud diamond that can't be closed
I love you, I love you, I'll run as hard as I can, I love you, I'll always love you, I'll scream as loud as I can
I love you, I love you, my love is here. I love you, I'll always love you. Let's scream in the wind.
I love you, I love you, it's making it hard to breathe, a loud diamond that can't be shut up.
Let's muster up the courage to go, just stay silent, I don't feel nostalgic, the words "I love you" are the best, the words "I love you" are the best,
29 steps of idling rage!
After that, Idoling became popular beyond the boundaries of TV stations,
A fierce battle with the whole heart of an idol!
I can't stand Robimaxatlan, I'm eleven years old.
Hey, why haven't you registered?
During this time, the next one is Shorat.
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