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This is a private high school where idols who lack knowledge, common sense and education attend.
Today, students from the boys' high school next door have come to beat up!
It's spinning, you guys!
Hey! You guys!
Are you guys amateurs or something?!
You guys are always talking in small voices!
Speak up, you dumbasses!
Hey you!
And with that, we continue our last episode of "The Bungle"!
Based on the results of "The Bungle" and "AKB"
These girls are like shit!
I'm not interested in you guys at all!
Hey!
Saying "I'm frustrated" and trying to finish things up
I don't think you've grasped it enough!
What do you mean we haven't grasped it enough?
And with that, we'll pick up our short story again!
You're loyal to the script!
"The Bungle" short story, one week!
They say I'm ugly on Mondays
They say I'm ugly on Tuesdays too
They say I'm ugly on Wednesdays too
Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
Hey!
Um...
It's the first time for an idol to be in a comedian's story!
You know it!
No, it's not "you know it"
No matter how hard it is, you won't shut up!
And Shinran-san, you were the most excited!
Don't be so excited about that!
I have a new one!
A new one!
Can you write it for me?
But at that time...
Geez, shut up!
You students who don't know enough!
Huh? Who are you?
Who are you?!
You there, double-nosed little kid!
Isn't it me? What is it?!
Yes, it's true you have bad eyesight
You're making up your character by putting on contact lenses and latex glasses!
Is that so?
You're so mean!
I can't remember without glasses!
And you're a double-nosed little kid!
I have two little kids!
Two?!
Wow! It's true! Amazing!
Wow!
What's going on?!
How is it?! Isn't it enough?!
Isn't it not enough at all?!
It's always funny
I'm Machiko Maichi!
Only in front of you, Maichiko Maichi!
This is always funny.
Her hairstyle has become normal.
That's right! It's just like before!
I don't know the original form, so 21st century version?
Don't open it up!
Maichiko Maichi, 21st century version!
Version?
What's that?
What's that relationship? Version?
Don't drop it! It's not enough 48ers!
I'm sorry to show you, but I'm Haruka Ishida, the world's cutest Haruken girl!
I'm Aki Takazuwa, a Haruken student.
We're going to ask you to show us something you're missing.
Choose a member who you think you're missing from the items you'll be playing against each other in advance.
The member who you're missing will be dropped into the powder over there.
Let's get started!
We'll start with the Bad Boys team!
Question! What do you think you're missing?
Let's start with the initials!
What do you think you're missing from this Nagoya castle?
One, two...
Ah, you dropped it!
Go ahead!
The Top Batter is...
The Bungle Matsuo, who doesn't want the AKB members to remember his name!
Go ahead!
You're missing a gold shirt!
As expected of Matsuo, who's from Nagoya!
This question might have been too easy!
What do you think you're missing?
Nagatanien's ochazuke seaweed, which you've seen in commercials!
But that's not enough!
Kitahara!
The AKB team will start with 17-year-old Kitahara!
Go ahead!
The Top Package is...
What do you think you're missing?
Do you know what this is? It's like a wrinkle!
A wrinkle?
What is it?
It's like a pattern!
It's not enough!
Who is it? Who is this girl?
Was there such a girl?
One, two...
Shut up!
This time, all the jokes are crushed by AKB.
The Bungle Cut!
Go ahead!
The reddish color line is not enough!
Dark.
What is dark?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Yes! The package's red line was not enough!
Now, what's next?
What is not enough?
The comedy duo you know from Moody Katsuyama.
What is not enough for Katsuyama Bungle Cut?
Miyazawa!
Go ahead, Sae-chan!
Next, Miyazawa's reaction is a little weird.
What is not enough?
I don't think you know.
What is it?
Moody Katsuyama's "It's not enough!"
Where is it? Where is it?
Here!
What is this?
His reaction is always young.
Now, the problem level up!
What is not enough?
Dry winter necessities.
What is not enough for this Bungle Cut?
Kiyoto-san!
Kiyoto-san! Kiyoto-san!
What is not enough?
Kiyoto uses this Bungle Cut.
Is it easy?
No.
However...
That... side profile...
Doesn't it actually face forward?
It's not "it's not enough!"
That... that...
It's not "it's not enough!"
It looked like it was going to break.
Eh? Did it slip?
It's Shino!
Oh, Mariko, go ahead!
Next up is reliable older sister Shino!
By the way, the hint is this character!
Go ahead!
Um... "angel's wings aren't enough"!
Wow!
"angel's wings aren't enough"!
I didn't know!
What's not enough?
Next up is earth science!
If you've studied it in school, you should know!
SATA-SAN!
Ex-yankii's "bad boys" Sata doesn't seem like he's good at studying, but...
What is it?
Um...
Mo-mongol's "land isn't enough"!
"land isn't enough"!
"it's not enough"!
Yay!
It's like a mountain!
Of course, this is...
...a village!
"it's not enough"!
Ex-yankii's "it's not enough", but...
But...
"japan isn't enough"?!
Why are you laughing?!
No, no, no, no, no!
"japan isn't enough" "japan isn't enough" "japan isn't enough"
I didn't want to fall!
japan isn't enough
There is Japanese!
Is there a Japanese version of "japan isn't enough"?
japan isn't enough
Wow!
What is wrong with my Mongolian Thai?
It's really slippery!
What is missing?
japan isn't enough
Since more than 40 years ago,
almost the same design of Kappa Ebisen isn't enough!
japan isn't enough
I'm telling you for now,
this person is Matsuo Yosuke-san of "the bungle".
japan isn't enough
I got it!
Kappa Ebisen's "shrimp" mark doesn't have a "shrimp" mustache!
japan isn't enough
I got it!
japan isn't enough
I did it!
This is brilliant!
With this, the presence of Kappa Ebisen may have increased a little!
japan isn't enough
Do you know "chicken ramen"?
Look closely from corner to corner!
japan isn't enough
Sen-chan, here you go!
japan isn't enough
Miyazawa's movement is strange!
Please pay attention to his reaction again this time!
japan isn't enough
Please take a look!
chicken ramen's
shrimp's
hair isn't enough
"that "chin-chin"
"hair"?
hair
Yes, Yoko's hair wasn't enough.
Now, both teams' results are...
2 to 2.
Same score.
Next, Bad Bunny Team.
What's missing?
Somewhere nostalgic young man and woman
This is also a difficult question.
One, two...
This is difficult!
"The Bungle" team hasn't been called out even once.
Will Kato be able to make up for this frustration?
However...
The hat's mark...
The mark...
Isn't enough!
"Isn't"?
"Isn't"!
There's nothing that isn't enough.
"Isn't"?
"Isn't"!
There's nothing!
Frustrating!
I didn't know that.
There's nothing that isn't enough.
"Dead"!
Shinoda showed us a great observation earlier, but...
Um, Yocchiwa Eika's hat...
The bottom part is missing.
Oh, wow!
Wow!
This is also brilliant!
With Shinoda's fine play, the AKB team is in the lead!
With this, the Bad Boys team only has Zabungle Matsuo left.
Will it be a reversal?
Bad Boys are strong!
Question! What's missing?
Will it be a reversal?
Difficulty is A class! If you know it, it's amazing!
The rest of you!
Now, if Matsuo is correct, it will be a reversal!
Go ahead!
Let's go with Huppy's "Wings"!
"Wings" is not enough!
Now you know it!
It's not enough!
Matcha!
It's still alive!
Matsuo Brother!
It's a reversal!
The Bad Boys team wins!
By the way, did you know the answer of this question, Bad Boys team?
I know it! "Stomach of Mokkori"
That's right!
"Stomach of Mokkori" was "Stomach of Mokkori"!
I can't eat this!
That's amazing!
The Bad Boys team is defeated!
How do you feel now?
It's frustrating!
I thought it would be more funny!
The next corner is...
Mouses Challenge the Game
Aim for 100 shots and 100 kisses!
Here are the challengers!
The topic of this game is...
"Aim for real names"!
So, please prepare five suspicious names!
Number one, "Like an Idiot"!
Number two, "Boyin' City"!
Number three, "Unfinished River"!
Number four, "Ero-human Island"!
And number five, "Toy Town"!
Out of these five names, four are real names, and the last one is not real, which means "Joker"!
Mice will each choose a name that they think is real, and if they leave "Joker" until the end...
...they'll get delicious sweets!
But if someone chooses "Joker", they'll be held responsible for it!
Everyone will wear masks!
Now, let's choose a name that is real!
The first one is "Joker"!
What do you think is the real name?
The real name is...
...number one, "Joker"!
Why?
If you say "Joker", it sounds like a lie, but if you say "Joker", it's true!
Now, "Joker", enter number one's hole!
Even though he's 16 years old, "Joker" has entered number one's hole for a good reason!
It's like "Joker".
Now, is number one really a real name?!
Does "Joker" really exist?!
Correct!
Yes, "marde aho" is a name that exists in Argentinian.
"Jitsu" means "garlic" in Argentinian.
With this, there are only 3 more names that exist!
Next, Takamina, what number is it?
I think number 2 is a name that really exists.
Number 2, "boistiao".
Why "boistiao" again?
The pronunciation is different and it sounds weird.
It sounds like "boysheen".
It's like "boreum" in Argentinian.
"Boreum" is "boring" in Argentinian.
It's like "boistiao".
Yes, it is.
I see. I thought you said "boistiao".
Yes.
Then, please enter number 2's hole!
Yes!
Even though they have similar reasons, Takamina can't get much sympathy and goes into number 2's hole.
Is number 2's "boistiao" really a name that exists?!
Does "boistiao" really exist?!
Correct!
Yes, "boying city" also exists.
Actually, there are "boying river" and "boying mountain" around a small city in America.
With this, there are only 2 more names that exist!
Miyazaki, what number do you think is a name that really exists?
I think the name that really exists is number 5, "omochano macha".
"Omochano macha".
Yes!
Why?!
I've heard of it and I've seen it.
You've seen it?!
You're perfect!
You're perfect! Of course you are!
Then, please enter number 5's hole!
Yes!
A mouse that has seen it before.
If it fails, it will be labeled "lie".
Then, is number 5's "omochano macha" really a name that exists?!
Does "omochano macha" really exist?!
Then, please enter number 5's "omochano macha" and "omochano macha".
Correct!
That's right, this is a rare "hiragana" address in Tochigi Prefecture.
It seems like it originated from the fact that many "omocha" factories are located here.
That's right, there is only one real name that exists!
This is the last one!
This is really bad!
Sato! It's been a while, hasn't it, Sato?
It's been a while since I've looked at you like that.
You've always been there, haven't you?
I've always been there, haven't I?
What do you think is number 5's "omochano macha" really a name that exists?!
Well, the real name is...
...number 4's "ero ningen" island!
Number 4's "ero ningen" island...
Yes!
What's the reason?
I used to live in Hokkaido, but my parents and grandmother didn't allow me to live there.
I see...
How long did you live there for?
Two or three years?
Wow, that's short!
Then, Sato, please enter number 4's "omachano macha"!
Yes!
It's been a while since we've seen a delicious role.
The switch is right in front of you!
Then...
...number 4's "ero ningen" island...
...is it really a name that exists?!
Will the four of you wait for "omachano macha" or "switch"?!
I love you!
Is "ero ningen" island...
...really a name that exists?!
Does "ero ningen" island really exist?!
Unfortunately, it didn't become "switch get"!
Unfortunately, No. 4 was "joker"!
No. 3's "yarikirenai river" really exists.
Its origin is a novel, but of course, it exists since the birth of Sato.
And so, No. 4 "ero ningen" island is a complete lie!
It was created by combining "sukebe ningen" and "ero manga" that really exist!
What did you think of Sato Iwai?
I thought it might not exist...
"ero ningen" island is...
"barabodo" is Sato's planet...
And you, Rito?
"ero ningen" island is...
I thought it was too targeted...
I see...
It's too targeted!
It's impossible for Sato's planet to become "switch get"!
And so, that's all!
That was "hyakupyakuchuu"!
This week, we'll be bringing you...
...this song, which has been a hot topic on Team A's 5th Stage in the park right now...
..."akb" is here!
"akb" is here!
Surprisingly, it's the first time this song will be shown on TV!
I wasn't suited for living, and I was bored.
Dreaming would hurt me, and it was a nuisance.
"Don't do anything," I was blown away by the wind. "I want to be sand."
I forgot about the tears I shed, and my powerless days.
Look, I can hear a voice from somewhere,
as if it were waving its wings.
Screams knock at the door of my heart.
We are AKB!
United for DA!
Let's get back that dream we've always kept!
Alright!
We are AKB!
United for DA!
What's shining isn't sweat that fell.
It's a burning soul!
Keep running! We are A.K.A.B.
Passion Max!
Remember the emotion you once lost
We are friendly! A.K.A.B.
Passion Max!
Let's run through this hot thread
Cut through the future!
A.K.A.B48!
I love you!
I'm not interested in children.
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Next week, "That Extreme Cosplay Battle"
"Iroboya" will power up and come back!
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