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Cute mice challenge the game. "Let them come out, a hundred shots and a hundred kisses".
So, tonight we will answer these questions.
Wait for us!
Question.
In the park, there is a bench. Lunch is lunch.
Then, what is your favorite food?
Asian food!
Correct!
Do you want to challenge the question you pressed on the switch?
Yes!
Then, we will have you challenge the game.
This is the reward switch for you.
Stop it!
Shut up!
Shut up, you guys!
Shut up!
You want to eat, right? I know! I know!
Shut up! You know! You know!
Tonight's reward sweets that captured the hearts of AKB members are...
Yamaguchi Premium The Hot Latte with Kashino Key.
You can only pre-order 20 of them per day.
If you want to eat them, you have to clear this mission!
Today's topic is...
Purchase real health goods!
What you see here are slightly different health goods that are actually sold.
However!
Only one of them is health goods made by the program itself!
In other words, it's a mixture of "jokers"!
You must choose one of the health goods you think is real...
and leave the "joker" until the end to get the delicious sweets!
But if you end up choosing the "joker", you'll be held responsible for it!
You'll all have to wear masks!
Now, let's actually try and choose the real one!
The first one is...
This one allows you to lose weight easily!
First of all, we have this one!
"Shape Eraser"!
Yes! This one...
Just by rubbing where you want to lose weight...
it makes you look younger and gives you a shape-up effect!
It's the latest health goods!
By combining special stones that emit infrared rays...
it also promotes blood circulation!
It's the latest health goods!
Oh, yeah! It's like a shoulder rest!
It's like a shoulder rest!
Why don't you actually use it?
You can actually use it!
What does it do?
If you use it on your face or where you're chubby...
Doesn't it shave and disappear?
When you get out of the bath...
it promotes it a lot!
You can use it on your arms, too!
Ouch!
Does it make you lose weight?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It stinks!
Does it smell?
How does it actually feel? Has it ever gotten hot?
Oh, it's gotten hot!
That's right!
That's how you become a new person...
and you lose a lot of weight!
The second one is...
this one allows you to have fun and exercise your whole body!
This one allows you to have fun and exercise your whole body!
The second product is...
By holding the handle and jumping, you can train your whole body muscles and get a sense of balance!
Let's put it down and try it!
Try it! Try it high up!
One, two...
You can fly!
That's amazing!
With this, you can get a sense of balance and even skip!
Good! Keep it up!
Let's go!
You can't do it at all, can you?
It's amazing!
I get hot by myself!
You look thin!
I'm nervous!
You get hot easily, don't you?
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
Next up is Miyazawa's challenge...
Do you like fear?
But it makes me hot!
It makes you hot, doesn't it?
That's amazing!
That's because you're actually exercising!
The third product is...
You can force yourself to have a small face, but...
The third product is...
The "Small Face Make Belt"!
Just by putting this on your face, you can have a small face!
Even if you have a big face, you can eat it right away!
It's a useful item!
Shall we have Nuro do it for us?
Nuro will have a small face!
The test subject is Nuro, who originally has a big face!
How is it?
But it's only the face, so it's hard for anyone to shape up the body.
Nuro! Nuro! Look! You might be able to go to the center with this.
What is it? It's not funny at all!
Next up is Kasai's challenge!
Nuro's size is completely different!
But this part goes up a lot!
If you wear it when you go to bed, it makes you look like a little girl.
Here is the fourth one!
If you wear it, you'll know what "boneless" means!
Number four! "Boneless Belt"!
This official net catches the meat in your stomach firmly, improves your metabolism, and helps you lose weight just by wrapping it around your waist.
It's amazing!
To make it easier to understand, we've called in a model.
Model, please come out!
This is AD's Hamettka!
Can you show us your stomach?
It's like boneless ham!
Do you want to try it?
No!
It looks painful.
You're a newbie, aren't you?
It hurts!
Be gentle with it.
What about here?
Your nose is sticking out.
It tickles!
Here is the last one!
We don't know what it looks like, but...
The first one is this. It's called a "swing shaver".
In just three minutes, you can train your abs and the inside of your body with just shaking it like this.
It's a useful health item.
- I want to try it! - I want to try it!
- And you can't raise your legs. - What? No way!
- That's right. And you can shake it like this. - Ah, this is...
- Turn it around. - Ah!
Ah, this is...
- With this, you can train your abs. - Ah, I see.
- Huh? Huh? - This part hurts.
- You can train your abs like this. - Ah, I can train my abs like this!
Try it! Try it! Try it!
Miyazawa seems to have good athletic nerves, but...
- Hey! - Hey you!
Hey you! Even though you're just trying it out, you look like an idiot, don't you?
- Next up is Takahashi! - I can do it! I can do it! - You can't skip, so...
- I think I can do this one. - How's it? How's your abs? Can you train it?
- It kind of makes me want to do it, doesn't it? - And Miyazaki claims...
- If you do it under the tatami mat, you won't be able to do it under the tatami mat. - Ah!
- Don't you have to do it under the tatami mat?! - But if you do it in the bathroom or someone's house...
- It's a secret, right? - Don't you have to do it in the bathroom or someone's house?!
- Ah... Then I think that person should do it.
- Now, of these five items, one of them is a red fake item!
- Pick up the real health goods!
- The first challenger is Miyazaki! - Yes!
- Do your best! - Yes!
- Which one do you think is the real item?! - I think the real item is...
- Number two! - Number two! Why?!
- I've never seen it before, but it's because of the trampoline... - Yeah...
- That's it. - I see.
- Because you're going to use the trampoline... - Yes!
- If you say it's a health item, it's a health item! - Yes!
- I see... - I see...
- Now, Miyazaki... - Yes?
- Enter the second hole! - Yes!
- A slightly natural-looking mouse has chosen a trampoline with a handle!
- If it's a fake one, it'll be covered in powder, but will it be...
- Will it be... - Yes!
- Will the second item of health goods be the real one?!
- Will the trampoline with a handle be the real health goods?!
- Correct!
- That's right! These are real health goods!
- By jumping, you can not only build muscle strength, but also sense of balance!
- There are only 3 more real health goods left!
- The next challenger is Miyazawa! - Yes!
- Please choose the number you think is the real one!
- I think the real health goods is number 3! - Yes! Why?!
- Well, after seeing various experiences of the members, everyone was going up and down.
- I thought it might be like this for the next day. - That's right.
- Miyazawa sometimes went up and down like Antonio Inoki.
- Yes, yes, yes. - He went up and down. - That's right.
- He went up and down. - He went up and down. - That's right.
- What kind of person is this?
- Well, Miyazawa! - Yes!
- Please enter the hole of number 3! - Yes!
- A mouse with a good posture and a confident jaw shape chose...
- A small-faced make-up belt! Could it be...
- Well, is number 3 the real health goods?!
- Is the small-faced make-up belt the real health goods?!
- Correct!
- Awesome! - I was surprised!
- That's right! This is also the real one!
- By tightening your chin and neck, which are difficult to exercise, it seems like it will lead you to a small face!
With this, there are only 2 real health goods left!
The next challenger is Kasai!
Kasai, what do you think is the real health goods number?
Yes, I think the real health goods is number 5!
Oh, number 5! Why?
When I tried it, my abs and buttocks really hurt, so I wondered if it would work.
I see.
Yes, understood.
Well then, Kasai, enter number 5!
This sea mouse believes in its own body and chooses the swing shaper!
Will it work?
Now, will number 5 be the real health goods?!
Will the swing shaper be the real health goods?!
Why?!
Why did you say "hey"?!
Well, like, my back is itchy, so...
Huh?!
My back is itchy, so...
Where are you from?!
Why are you suddenly talking like that?!
That's right! These are also health goods that are actually sold!
If you swing for 3 minutes a day, it will naturally train your abs!
Now, there is only one real health goods left!
One-half chance!
And so, in the end...
Takahashi!
Even if you say it's one-half chance, will it work?
At first, I didn't think of this, but...
If you look closely, you can use it for cleaning the toilet.
Oh, this?
You can shave it off, and if you do it like this...
Do you want to ask everyone once?
Can I ask you?
Sure.
I don't think boneless will grow where it's stuck.
No, but fat floats.
No, it floats, but what do you do with the floating part?
The floating part disappears.
The old woman has a bad temper.
The old woman...
The old woman has a bad temper.
Takahashi, which number do you think is the real one?
I think the real health goods is number four.
Number four!
Why?
The reason is...
After all, this is...
I feel sloppy.
Then, go into number four's hole!
Everyone, I'm sorry! I'm sorry if I made a mistake!
Without listening to the old woman's challenge,
Takahashi's mouse chooses the boneless belt!
Will it be powder or sweet?
I'm scared!
Now, will it be...
I'm really scared!
Is number four's health goods real?
Is the boneless belt a real health goods?
This boneless belt is real.
This goods is co-developed with a sports trainer.
It is said to burn fat effectively.
On the other hand, the fake one is this toilet cleaning item.
It can't remove fat, but it can remove stubborn dirt.
Even so...
Akasai said, "No, it's getting hot."
It's getting hot, it's getting hot.
Now, we will give these sweets to rats.
Do you eat that much?
You eat too much.
If you eat a lot, you'll be happy.
That's all for today's "100 Shots, 100 Beats"!
Next up is this segment, which has finally come to an end!
If their debut song "Amaiko Kansetsu" doesn't sell 10,000 copies in one month, they'll graduate from AKB.
To increase sales, local PR has begun!
Since it's an onsen hotel party venue, it's still a long way from selling 10,000 copies!
What will Ohori Mejime do?
Thank you!
The next day of the party, she starts hitchhiking.
Then, Ohori, who was listening to the radio in the car...
Come to think of it, isn't radio supposed to be advertising?
If you play a song there, it might mean something to a lot of people.
Thank you!
So, Ohori went to the radio station that was playing in the car.
It's here!
She visited FM WATCH, a radio station that is loved by local citizens.
This will definitely succeed in PR!
So...
Will you apply?
Yes, I will.
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
Well...
I'm not usually like this.
It's okay if it's just a little bit, so could you let me appear? Could you play the CD for me?
A sudden request! Could it be...
It's a campaign, right?
That's right! Yes!
I understand.
Then...
The negotiation is successful! However...
This show called "Rhythm and Voice" will start in 15 minutes.
Ah, in 15 minutes?
Yes.
Surprisingly, she appears in 15 minutes!
I'm surprised. I'm surprised.
Thank you for your hard work.
She went to the studio without a meeting.
And then, the show starts!
Well, everyone!
A wonderful guest has suddenly come!
Ms. Ohori Mueshime! Hello!
Hello! Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
Sweet... Hip joint!
That's right! Sweet... Hip joint!
Thank you for your hard work!
Ms. Ohori Mueshime! Sweet... Hip joint!
She played the CD for us and it was a success!
Her face is heavy!
When you look outside of the studio...
The guests have suddenly disappeared!
The guests who are looking at the studio don't seem to be interested in anything.
And...
Thank you very much!
Ms. Ohori Mueshime! She's a hit on local radio!
However!
Ms. Ohori Mueshime, who is depressed, is lucky this time!
Ah! Wait a minute! Your phone!
Yes!
Who is she talking to on the phone?
Earlier, on the radio...
Yes?
A newspaper from Aichi said they wanted to interview you.
What?!
What a surprise!
A newspaper reporter from Aichi, who happened to be on a business trip and came to the gig, was listening to the radio!
Hurry up and go to that newspaper!
However!
Unlucky and stuck in a traffic jam!
They are late by a lot!
They arrived at 10 pm.
Is it here?
Good evening!
I'm Ohorigao.
Sorry for being late!
Not at all!
Please come in!
Thank you very much!
Good evening!
Sorry for being late!
What a happy thing! She greeted them with a smile!
Thank you!
Ohorigao suddenly said "thank you" to a sudden interview.
At that moment!
I heard you were going to be fired today.
So I just took a picture of you.
What!?
I just took a picture of you.
What!?
It's a fan page.
What!?
Maybe you'll be connected to a star stock company.
What!?
Surprisingly! Ohorigao's article is a top news on one side!
However! There is a reason for this change!
I've been a fan of AKB ever since I was little.
Thank you very much!
In fact! Sugiura himself is a big fan of AKB48!
This time!
Sugiura himself made Ohorigao a top news!
Are there any big fans of AKB48?
I'm a big fan of Ohorigao!
Thank you very much!
Because of her self-esteem, Ohorigao is very popular among employees!
Me too!
Emotional pose!
Legs! Legs!
You can raise your legs!
I'm OK!
This rough pose is my...
This is what was posted the next day!
There is no doubt that it has a PR effect!
Thank you very much, Higashi Aichi Shimbun!
However!
After the coverage, Ohorigao is not satisfied with its popularity!
It's my first time seeing such a big fan!
Good evening!
What?!
Good evening!
Why are there so many men?
Suddenly appeared Mr. Watanabe of the record company BAP!
Why are you here?!
There is a norm of 10,000 copies, right?
Well, to be honest...
It's always tough!
Mr. Watanabe says that at the moment, about 7,200 copies have been sold in three weeks!
In just one week, he has to sell about 3,000 copies!
At this rate, it will be impossible to achieve!
Therefore, there is a suggestion from Mr. Watanabe!
Finally...
Yes?
Would you like to do that again?
That?
Therefore!
The legendary event, the addition of a hug party that is not a handshake party, will be held!
This time, it's a hug marathon that swims for eight hours!
For more details, please visit the show's homepage!
After this, there will be a lot of bad footage!
I love you!
The DVD of Hibiya Yaon Live, which was held in August, will be released!
The title is "Live DVD will be released, but only live! AKB Summer Festival"!
It will be released for the first time this month!
We are receiving a lot of praise right now!
Now, this week's song is the latest single of "Zekko- cho", "Ogoe Diamond"!
It will be broadcasted from AKB48 Theater's concert hall!
Please look forward to it!
Be honest with me right now!
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