AISubs v3.5
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Crab!
- You're energetic! - You're right.
It's been a while. What have you been up to? Are you energetic?
Am I energetic?
You've only been on "Mouri-san" lately.
Please call me that, too.
- What kind of system is it? - Huh?
- What kind of system is it? - What kind of system do you think it is?
Don't you call me that because you like me?
Stop it! You're making me mad!
Am I wrong?
- I just like you. - Hey!
Stop calling me like that!
- So... - Yes?
- How was "Mouri-san"? Did you have fun? - Yes.
- I watched your "Konaihi Senbatsu" special. - Did you?
Yes.
But...
When was it cut?
- What? - But it was too serious.
So I wanted you to cut it.
Can you tell me how you cut it?
I can't tell you that here.
- Can you tell me before you tell me? - Huh?
Well...
I got too excited.
So I cried.
I wanted it to be funny.
But it was too serious.
So everyone felt uncomfortable.
Well...
It was a "Senbatsu" special.
So...
I tried to remember what I did.
That's all.
But it was too serious.
Anyway...
You can do it.
I love you.
From now on, we will shoot the scene between the first sneak and the music video.
Tabi-san is here.
Here.
Here?
Here. Here is your seat, Tabi-san.
Seat?
Yes.
My head is in a good place.
There, there, there. Behind you.
Here?
How long have you been doing this?
I've been doing this for about six years now.
Can you see the camera here?
Can you see me taking a picture of you?
Yes.
Can you see me?
You can't take a picture of me here, can you?
I'm sorry.
I haven't told you the story of "Something Happened" except you, Tabi-san.
I don't know it, either.
I'm sure you know it.
No, I don't know it.
I'm sure you know it.
No, I don't know it.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
Tabi-san, you've been talking about it for an hour.
Please share it with all of us.
No, I haven't.
In short, you've been making videos.
You know, high school students make videos these days.
You've been making videos for YouTube in high school.
But it was banned in high school.
My head is in a good place.
Isn't it irreversible?
Something like that.
Well, it's not like I'm trying to counterattack, but...
It's like you're applying for a video contest or something like that.
It's kind of like that kind of thing.
This is the first time I've seen it.
This is the scene where they bring it up and say, "There's a video contest."
Shall we try it out?
Come on in, everyone!
Let's spread it out.
You're on your smartphone, right?
Please come in.
I'd like you to run over here.
Hey, hey, hey, Taguchi-san, Taguchi-san, Taguchi- san...
Taguchi-san, Taguchi-san...
Spread it out like this and look.
There was something.
Wow!
Hey!
Are you making fun of the video contest?
What?
Chief Anabatakutori Jinshin.
No, it's not like that.
There's something in there, too.
There's nothing in there.
I just thought it was amazing how messy it was.
I think it's a good video.
I think it's good.
It's legitimate.
So...
Are you against doing YouTube?
Are you in favor of it?
I'm against it, but I'm in favor of everyone doing it.
Oh, I see.
Okay, let's do it.
Shimobeki-san, you're in front of the camera.
We're going to do a sneak peek and a scene from the music video.
Do you want to try it out?
Okay.
Three, two, one.
You can't do that.
Huh?
Like, "Wow, wow, wow, wow."
Wow, wow, wow.
No, not like that.
You have to be a little stronger.
You have to be more active.
That's weird!
What does that mean?
I really don't know what it means.
What is it?
Bring me a knife!
What is it?
Tell me!
I really can't.
What is it?
No, no, no!
It's not a knife, is it?
It's really not a knife.
It's already...
But it's better this way.
It's better this way.
What is it?
It's weird, isn't it?
I really can't.
It's really not a knife.
You're all in the same group, right?
That's weird!
Team K's MV shooting journey in Tottori is finally coming to an end!
I remembered my school life at a real school!
Please like and subscribe!
I don't care if you love me or not.
Let's dance with love.
This is our own rhythm.
And finally, there is only one place left to shoot!
Yeah, we're at the station.
Does anyone know what this place is?
Station, right?
But you're walking on the railway, right?
What does that mean?
Disconnect?
Yes, yes, yes. Disconnect, right?
There used to be something like that in the past.
Awesome!
"Saikyujyo".
Oh, does it mean "nearby temples"?
Yes, it used to be like that in the past.
Emotions.
Wait a minute.
Emotions.
Thank you very much.
Emotions channel!
I'm happy.
"Susukki".
"Susukki"?
It's like "susutikki".
What?
Thank you.
I took too many pictures.
There are too many cameramen to shoot "susukki" now.
"Susukki" and real cameraman...
Real cameraman?
"Susukki" and evacuee "susukki".
And I was taking pictures like this because I thought it was interesting.
"Yamauchi".
Yes.
Well...
This program's usual...
Well...
Situation of "moe" dialogue...
Would you like to do it with me?
I'd like to do it with you.
Would you like to do it with me?
Then...
Let's do it!
Seriously...
It's so cute that a lunch box comes out!
Wait...
Zun-chan's reaction is too loud...
I looked over here and...
I didn't know.
I don't need a question.
I don't need words.
That's right.
I tried it like that.
Is it bright?
It's bright.
Thank you!
This kindness...
Do you have this kindness?
It's okay.
Just do it.
Can I step back?
I asked Moejerio.
Then, I'll be your boyfriend.
I'll be your girlfriend.
I'd like to go home with you.
Okay.
Okay, let's start!
Hey, who are you going home with today?
Let's go home together.
We're going to shoot a music video here.
I'm setting up the equipment now.
This is what you're going to get in the meantime.
Is it okay?
Yeah, you have to make a deal.
Let's set up a wiring stage and do it like a station electrician.
Are you serious?
I've done it five times.
Come on!
It's four sharps.
Four sharps...
Really?
I think it's better to say, "Then make me laugh."
Let's do it.
Yes, Tabi-san.
All right, Zucchi, good luck.
Zucchi!
Why?
Come on, sit down.
What is it?
Tabi-san, you sat down, didn't you?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Tabi-san, will you do it for me?
Yes.
From now on, I, Yamauchi Mizuki-chan, will...
I think there's a stick with a sign on it.
She's going to do a stick-diving championship for me.
Entering the championship!
Wow!
Yes.
In which department do you dive?
I dive...
in the head area.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
All right, start!
She's diving!
Yamauchi-sushi is diving!
Good!
She's diving!
That's it!
Bye-bye!
I can't understand you at all!
Cut! Cut!
Cut!
How was it?
What's funny about that, Yamauchi-san?
You were doing your best to get your head in there.
All right.
That's it for my line.
Are you done?
Oh, you're done.
I'll make you laugh, so it's all right.
Thank you!
Her line ran out of time!
It's over!
It's finally the last shooting!
Let's do it!
I feel like I can send more love messages...
than the smiling windmills of midsummer...
or the military exercises in Thailand.
In the streets of the world...
Oh, she's going to the streets of the world.
In the streets of the world...
This program is brought to you by Hadoo, a self- produced TV company.
Gender and age...
This is dry.
It's dry!
Something like this.
Everyone, welcome to "Death Game".
Wow!
What is this?
What is it?
It's a gecko!
Isn't it a cockroach?
It's a cockroach!
It's a gecko!
There's a gecko under it, too!
It's a gecko!
A gecko-gecko biking!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
Hama! Yamane! Uemi!
And finally...
Yes, it's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
One night and two days.
Party in the corner of the city.
MV shooting journey.
This is the end.
Everyone, was it okay?
Yes, it was okay.
Really?
Everyone, it's all over now.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was like a school trip.
We had a lot of fun together.
We went shopping and had a lot of fun.
In this day and age, we don't go on trips as a team.
I haven't had much of an experience in my life.
I was happy to be able to get along with everyone on this school trip.
Thank you very much.
This time, we also had a lot of help from Mr. Tottori.
While borrowing the power of many people, we made a wonderful music video.
I hope you'll watch it.
Team K is the best!
Please watch the music video.
The plane leaves at 6.30, so we have to hurry home.
We have to leave in about 15 minutes.
We have to leave in about 10 minutes.
We're leaving!
You're so cute and cool!
Stop it!
Thank you for your hard work.
The music video is complete!
Let me play it!
I think it's really bad!
You can do it!
Yes!
You can do it!
Teacher!
You can do it!
A useless person is useless!
I think that's weird.
Why is that?
YouTube is useless.
Your channel is meaningless without someone else watching it!
I think that's unfair!
Making decisions like that.
But what the principal decided...
What's wrong with you?
It's definitely weird!
It's unfair!
Is it really okay for you to do that?
I said!
It's unfair!
The world of adults.
You're learning it now, for when you grow up.
Ichikawa, Hattori and Onissan, who studied for two years, are over 20 years old.
Even that mature Onissan.
No...
In any case...
The channel will be closed until tomorrow!
Don't delete the videos you took until now!
Now!
That's weird!
♪ Open the fire extinguisher and open the lid ♪
♪ Like a dance of water running like a wave ♪
♪ This feeling, this excitement ♪
♪ A beautiful wet angel ♪
♪ If everyone can be happy ♪
♪ Let's always be happy and be in peace ♪
♪ Adults should cover their eyes and hide their eyebrows ♪
♪ It's okay if it's just bitter ♪
♪ Adults should cover their eyes and hide their eyebrows ♪
♪ It's okay if it's just bitter ♪
♪ Adults should cover their eyes and hide their eyebrows ♪
♪ Don't just stare at each other and play ♪
♪ Come on, open your mouth and say what you want to say in the bar ♪
♪ If you say it out loud, it will be a battle ♪
♪ I feel like I'm trying to love more than ♪
♪ I'm trying to love more than ♪
♪ In the best places in the world ♪
♪ It should spread happily ♪
♪ Gender and age don't matter ♪
♪ Just drink it up and have fun ♪
♪ It's okay if it's just bitter ♪
♪ Let's start a party in the corner of the city ♪
♪ The color of your skin, the color of your words ♪
♪ Even religion doesn't matter ♪
♪ A moment of truth, that is a moment of truth ♪
So, let's take a look at the current ranking of "Denkaichi Hadoukai".
Only the first place team "4" and the second place team "k" are left with the possibility of being a combined hero.
I feel sorry for Kashima-san for suddenly losing a match for the first time in two years.
That's right.
But I've been told not to come out as a beginner in that important match, so I'd like to do my best today.
The team that won the highest score in all six rounds will receive...
"Radio Kamury" regular show!
Wow!
It's like "BM".
It's "BM", isn't it?
Let's go!
I'm the first team "k".
The first team "k" and...
"Hadoukai"!
It's still...
Oh, no! There's a shield!
There's a shield!
What are you doing?
It's okay! It's okay!
Oh, no...
You can't avoid it! You can't avoid it!
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay! Okay!
You've run out of shields!
You're good! You're good!
Just be careful of them!
You can do it! You can do it!
Use your shield! Use your shield!
Be careful! Be careful!
Karere-san!
How were your four scores?
Gear of Robo!
Heart of Robo...
FIRE!
Do your best!
Huh?
It's okay, I'm dodging it!
Watch out!
She's got three shields, so she's got a lot of power.
The first game is...
Since we couldn't get away from the score difference, we're going to start from here.
The way you guys move is amazing!
It's like a punch-punch match!
You're going to get back at me if you win!
What?!
With this parameter, you can get back at me!
I want to score as many points as you can and finish you off!
Match over! Seven to seven!
It's a close match!
I think we're a good match.
I think so, too.
Komiya knows how to play.
No matter how much I dodge it, it hits me.
Hano Ball! It's voting time!
I want to win here, so please give me everything!
I want to save it for the second half, too.
Don't put it in!
Start collecting!
Give me the ball!
Ball!
Give me all of it!
Did you put it in?
I did!
Start the engine!
It's going to fill up!
Be careful!
Calm down!
It's okay!
Calm down!
The shield is broken!
It's broken!
Hold on!
It's broken!
Hold on!
It's okay!
It's broken!
The size is going to break!
Go! Go!
It's going to break!
Aim! Aim!
Aim at the bottom of the screen!
Shoot the shield!
Okay! Okay!
Don't give up!
Go! Go! Go!
It doesn't stop!
Okay! Okay!
Don't give up!
Go! Go! Go!
It's flying!
It's a tie! Team 4 wins by 10 points!
But the captain is the best!
Bravo!
Team 4 is amazing!
Team Gaga is number one!
Yeah!
I would like to announce the first win of the three of you today!
Thank you! We'll do our best!
It's been 16 years since I've been on a show like this.
It's been 16 years, isn't it?
I'm here with the feeling of wanting to show you the bottom of my skills.
Hado Hado Fight!
Do your best!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Yes, do your best!
Keep it up!
Nan-chan, move properly!
Oh, I fell.
Oh, no!
Oh, I fell! I fell!
It's the first time I've seen a person fall like that!
I'm hitting her in the back!
I'm hitting her calmly!
Nan-chan, keep your bullets up!
I'm hitting her!
Attack me!
Okay, okay, okay!
Attack!
No, no, no!
I want to give up!
Yes!
She's gotten better!
It's the first time I've seen someone fall like that!
I'm 31 years old, so I'll calm down!