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As usual, we have started again tonight, but this is the last episode of "Tonight's Stay at Home"!
Yes, it's the last episode!
We've done this kind of talk show 11 times now.
Well, I think we've gained some strength.
That's right.
So, we're going to invite a guest and have him taste our talk.
A guest?
It's like a final test.
I see.
Now, let's welcome our guest.
Here he is!
Hello!
Hey! Why me?
Have a seat!
Hello, I'm Tanaka!
Hey, wait! Why me?
Why don't you have a match with Cool Poco before you have a match with me?
Why me all of a sudden?
The final episode will feature the vanguard, Tanaka!
The next generation of members will take advantage of their previous experiences and challenge themselves in a talk show!
Will there be a member who surpasses Tanaka?
AKB48's "Tonight's Talk"!
Well, first of all, what kind of topic will you tell us about?
Yes! This is what variety shows are like!
Oh, I see!
That's right, that's right.
Somehow, all of a sudden, you're talking about this theme.
Earlier, in the dressing room, you said...
I said it?
You all discussed it beforehand, didn't you?
Yes.
Isn't it weird for me to say it out of spite?
We had about two minutes of discussion about the theme.
About two minutes?
We talked about it for about two minutes.
You all thought about it together, didn't you?
That's right!
Then, Aogi-san, let's hear what you're interested in.
I've got it.
It's this!
If you don't like it, it won't start.
Azuma!
This show is like that in particular, but...
It's easier for me to fall in love with Ogehage- san.
At first, I didn't like Ogehage-san that much, to be honest.
But, in order for me to like him...
I have to like him first, don't I?
That's why I research about Ogehage-san...
And then, I start to like Ogehage-san.
I put a lot of effort into self-management.
You put a lot of effort into it?
Yes.
It's not good for an idol to like someone desperately.
If you like him naturally, it's fine.
But, if you don't like him, you don't have to like him, do you?
No, I don't like him.
If you don't like him, you don't have to like him, do you?
When I saw that DVD, I fell in love with Ogehage- san forcibly.
Aogi-san, how do you feel about it?
I fell in love with Ogehage-san forcibly.
That's not important.
I'm just talking about making you number one.
You don't have to do that.
We are like you.
You don't have to do that.
I can't roll it easily.
Please choose the next episode.
The next one is this.
After all, Taniguchi.
When I was on a variety show,
I had a bad condition and had a bad skin rash.
When I had a bad skin rash, my fans said to me, "Taniguchi and Megu, you have a bad skin rash."
I was beaten up like crazy.
When I told my mom about it, she said, "It can't be helped. Idols have good looks."
After all, it's about looks.
But...
I think it's the opposite.
Idols have good looks.
On a variety show, I don't think it's about looks.
To be honest,
if you sit in the front row, you will look like a picture.
You look cute just by sitting there.
On the other hand, I think sitting in the back row is delicious.
I see.
Even if I don't say anything, they know I'm coming in.
That's why I'm sitting in the back row.
That's why I thought on this show that it's not just about looks.
I've been thinking about it a lot.
You're great.
I...
I'm not asking you.
Why are you talking like this?
Why are you talking like this when you're talking with an idol?
I'm not asking you.
Idols have good looks at first.
There are people who can talk for a long time.
It doesn't matter if you're an idol or not.
She said it.
That's right.
Was I wrong?
You were wrong.
I was wrong.
I admit it.
I admit it. You kind of look cute like that.
You kind of look cute like that.
I see, Yui-san. Let's talk about it.
For now...
I'm happy.
It's our first time meeting. You're kind.
You're kind.
Since it's the final episode...
You're kind.
I hope everyone likes it and leaves.
Please choose the next episode.
The next one is this!
When you hear a sound, it's interesting.
- Oguri. - When I watch a variety show on TV,
- I get excited when I hear the sound and how it blows out. - I see.
- When I'm recording, I get excited when I hear the sound and how it blows out. - I see.
- When I recorded for the first time, I was very surprised. - I see.
- It's a story that editing is amazing. - But I think it's important to make it interesting even if you don't edit it.
- I think so. - Don't say that. - You shouldn't expect editing.
- If you edit it roughly, you'll feel sorry if you don't think it was bad. - You'll feel sorry.
- That's right. - What do you think? - Then I'll say it next time.
- You're cute. - Then I'll say it. - I see.
- But I want to say it. - Now that we've talked about the members, let's listen to Mr. Tanaka's episode.
- What? - Mr. Tanaka's... - My special move?
- Mr. Tanaka. - When I was on "Daraity" show, I thought I had to talk and stretch my voice.
- I see. - My special move is...
- When I say I went out for a meal, for example, I say "I went out for a meal in Ginza."
- The host will say "What? Are you going to Ginza, Mr. Tanaka?"
- I thought I had to say it, but I said "Are you going to Ginza, Mr. Tanaka?"
- I said "Are you going to Ginza, Mr. Tanaka?" and it was shown a lot.
- I try to say it as much as I can and if I can't say it at the end... - I see.
- If I can't say it at the end, I'll drool. - That's right.
- You usually drool at the end of an episode. - That's right.
- I'm not gonna do it! It's not that easy! - You're gonna drool!
- I don't want to talk!
- I see. - I see.
- That's how it is. - That's how it is.
- As a matter of course, no one remembers anything about slipping.
- It's not helpful for idols at all.
- It's impossible to drool in the end.
- I've been thinking about it for a while now, but there's something I can tell from this position.
- Every time Tanaka-san talks, her teeth fall out, right? - That's right!
- I can make use of it, too!
- I used to stand like this when I was an idol!
- I mean, that's what I've been doing for a while now!
- That means that an idol can have a chance at it, too, right? - That's right!
- If it's slipped on you, you can say, "Excuse me for a moment!", right? - That's right!
- "I feel weird when your teeth fall out, but..." - "No!" - "I'm not going to talk about it," but you can have another chance, right?
- Why don't you try that? - That's right!
- Noooo!!
- Someone has to get it on you!
- Go for it! - No good at all!
- Got it on you and said "Wow! Look at this!"
Judge, please tell us what you just said.
Is there anyone who surpassed me?
Well, as expected of you, Tanaka.
Oh, what?
But I guess I'm out of line.
No, wait a minute!
I was lucky!
I was the most popular!
It's easy for you to do it.
It's easy for me to do it.
As expected of you, Wakatte.
My range has increased again.
That's right.
As expected of you, Tanaka!
Even so, you keep doing funny things with that hand and this hand!
Will the next generation of members start from here?
Now, for the second talk...
Ah! Ta-da! I love myself like this!
Oh, I see.
Now, let's start with the one you're interested in.
Here! All three parents are here!
Yes!
I think you know this, but...
I have a charming face...
I'm an idol, so I can sing and dance...
And there's one more thing!
Actually, I have a very good brain!
Is that so?
So, is there anything I'm not good at?
Ah, like that?
Yes!
Something you're not good at...
Let's all look for something you're not good at!
Yes!
You all have time to spend together, right?
Yes!
Yes, Taniguchi!
In my last talk...
I went to the bedroom with Sora-san, right?
Yes!
At that time...
She kept asking me if I was bad at something...
And we both said "Let's do our best from now on!"
But she kept asking me again and again...
"Was I bad at that?" "Was I bad at that?"
She's persistent!
Usually, people who ask me "Was I bad at that?"
Don't want me to say "No, it was really fun!"
I see!
Kojima-san of "Anjashi" often tells me...
Even though I'm usually good at it...
Even though I'm good at it, I say it only when I'm good at it!
Is it okay?
It's not okay!
Kojima-san...
No!
I don't like it!
I'm good at it, so I want you to praise me!
You say it!
What should we do about this?
Let's see...
Let's start with the ones outside of the prefecture!
Please choose the next episode.
Yosemakuri
Kawamoto!
Yes!
Unlike Soda-chan just now...
My face, my singing, my dancing...
I don't have any academic background.
So, I don't have anything good about me.
But as an idol, I think I'll look for something I'm good at.
And I really like what I'm good at.
I'm good at making a bow more than a human.
You can make a bow more than a human?
I can make it more than a human.
Show me how you make a normal bow.
A normal bow?
I can make it more than a human.
You can make it more than a human?
That's amazing!
Show me how you do it.
That's amazing? I can do it.
I'll show you.
That's scary.
You're pretty good at it.
That's true.
I can't do it.
You're better than a human.
I'm good at it.
You can try it, Murayama.
I can't make a bow!
You can't?
I can only make it 200 times.
But you can look in the middle.
You can look at the finger.
You're not good at it.
Look at my face.
That's amazing!
You can do it without looking at my finger!
I can't do it.
She's drunk.
Please choose the next episode.
This one.
"Kyu" is amazing.
Shibuya
I'm like this usually.
But I'm 19 years old.
And I'm a little clumsy.
"Kyu" is like that?
Will you show me?
Yes.
Will you show me?
Basically, "NMV" is "Strip Shooter".
"Kyu" is like "Strip Shooter".
It's like "Katakana Eita Gamu".
I'll show you.
Just a little.
It's thinner than I thought.
Does it spread from here?
It's thinner than I thought.
"Kyu" is thinner than I thought.
It's too thin.
Then...
It's too thin.
Then, show me "Shibuya".
It's thin on the inside, too.
It's thick on the inside.
It's amazing.
You can't know until you see it.
But it's amazing.
You're right.
Here you are.
"Kyu" is amazing.
Please choose the next episode.
It's hot.
Tanaka.
My voice is very loud.
I was the cheerleader of elementary school sports day.
Is that so?
Let me hear it.
Hooray!
That's right!
Can you cheer for Tanaka?
I haven't been cheered for even once.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
Hooray!
I'll do it.
Hooray!
Wow!
Hooray!
Tanaka won!
Hooray! Hooray! Tanaka!
Hooray!
How do you feel about that?
I don't think I can do it.
Don't underestimate me!
It's not a big deal if you want me to get married!
But you had a loud voice!
Your voice was so loud!
It was so small and big!
How about you, sir?
It's kind of cute, isn't it?
Well, I guess I'll keep it like this.
Oh!
That's cool.
That's kind of nice.
Now that we're done talking about the members,
can you tell us about Tanaka?
Well, I watched it again.
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not that I don't like it,
but when I was recording something on TV,
you know the rolling monitor?
If you move it over there,
I end up watching it.
And, you know,
even when I'm on TV,
if I show myself to my wife,
she says, 'Oh, you showed it to her.'
So I try not to show it to myself,
but a few times a year,
she says, 'Oh, you showed it to her.'
At that moment,
I think I'm cute.
You're annoying me.
What should I do?
I'll watch it, right?
If you show it to me, you'll watch it, right?
You'll definitely watch it, right?
If you watch it, right?
What should you do?
I want to watch it.
Everyone's...
If you show yourself to your wife,
at the moment you show yourself,
she says, 'Oh, you showed it to her.'
If you show it to me, what should I do?
What are you talking about?
If you show it to me, what should I do?
Just watch it and do it.
You're a comedian.
You have to make a cute face.
What's that?
Stop it.
I'll give it a try, too, when my wife gets rid of me.
Stop it.
Should I have a woman judge it?
Well, I don't know...
It's a judge, isn't it?
Well, well...
Maybe here?
It was there!
Thank you very much!
Why?
That was just like that!
No, no...
Since you like it, it's fine, isn't it?
After that, you got excited again, didn't you?
Because it's a series, it's a series of laughter, right?
Ah, I see, I see...
You have to take it to heart.
I see.
Well, but after talking about everything,
In the end, the one who stood above Tanaka is...
Tanaka!
Tanaka surpasses Tanaka!
I'm happy!
I did it!
Tanaka-san, do you have any advice in the end?
Hmm?
Then, in the end, when you're with me,
I'll definitely do this,
So try to take it well.
Here I go!
Let's meet again somewhere, everyone!
Goodbye!
You're all very careful!
After this...
Oguri's problem statement!
If you were to say it in a different way, what would it be?
Here is an announcement from the program!
AKB48's 'Kon'ya wa Tomari ga!
Online video distribution service 'guru' and 'ittele' on demand,
After it airs, internet distribution starts!
For more information, go to the program's homepage!
From more than 300 members of domestic groups,
We'll discover the next generation of MCs in this segment!
AKB48's 'Kon'ya wa Shikiritai!
The last MC is...
For 'Kon'ya wa Shikiritai,' the 12th final episode,
MC of AKB48 Team 4,
Komihara Kato and Komiyama Haruka!
This week's talk theme is,
Something you really want to say in the end!
Then, Oguri Yui-chan!
For me, if there's a member who doesn't know how to use words well, it's an idol, I think.
For example, is there anyone?
Last time, in "Konya wa Otomari", Kojima Mako-san said...
A man who picks up girls is a scamp.
That's cute!
A man who picks up girls is a scamp.
But for me, I think it's correct.
You think it's correct?
Then, "kasu" is more difficult.
"Kasu" itself is...
Was there a different word?
Was there a different way of saying it?
If you were to say it in a different way, what would it be?
"Kasu"...
"Gomi"? (trash)
Why?
In the last episode, a second-generation member is caught!
This complete version will be streamed on Hulu after the broadcast ends!
Kobeharu, I've decided on you!
And after this, Ogi-san will finally decide on the MVP!
Excuse me.
"Konya wa Shikiritai", all 12 episodes will be edited, and the program staff will go to Ogi-san!
Ogi-san will watch past works on Hulu and judge them!
Ogi-san will seriously judge the MCs.
However...
Earlier, I saw "Walking Dead" by Ayaka.
Can I watch "Walking Dead" just once?
I've watched it quite a lot.
If it's just right now...
Before we can't stop talking about Ogi-san, let's go to the main subject!
Who is the MC that caught our eyes after watching all 12 episodes?!
To be honest, there were a lot of people who were better than me.
It's a little rude of me to say this, but...
I have a sense of trust in you.
Oh, my God!
Is it Ogasawara or Nakanishi?!
Is MVP Ogasawara?!
Or Nakanishi?!
Which one is it?!
Tonight's MVP MC is...
Nakanishi!
It's me!
It's Nakanishi!
MVP is Nakanishi!
The staff immediately went to Nakanishi!
The result is...
MVP, congratulations!
Yay!
Really?!
Yay! Thank you very much!
And this is...
Oh, what is it?!
Your reward.
What?! Really?!
Yes! As a reward for MVP...
You can stay with your favorite members at Hotel Jindansou Tokyo's prime modern premiere garden suite room!
Who do you want to go with?!
I've been getting along with her on a daily basis.
And...
I've been getting along with Benatchi lately.
I'm so close with Benatchi that we have a combination called "benatchiori".
So I want to go with Benatchi, too.
I'm looking forward to it.
Who do you want to go with?!
I'm looking forward to it.