AISubs v3.5
Don't touch me! Do you have any privacy?!
This time, a talk about a park that only young members know about will explode!
And also...
You're getting old!
What is this?!
An idol's life and her face's secret will be revealed!
A talk show beginner AKB's second generation members...
...will be acknowledged by both of them!
They will do their best to challenge themselves!
An experiment party!
AKB48's "Tonight's Talk"!
The first theme is...
AKB48's "unknown hardships"!
I see! Hardships!
Hardships?
Of course, it's idols!
Since you're a top idol group, you must have some!
Yamato Ogi-san!
Yes!
Please choose from "this"!
Is it this?
Embarrassing...hair!
Yes!
Hair, right?
Embarrassing!
Are you okay with this?!
I'm okay!
Embarrassing hair!
As expected, idols don't like it when you can see their side hair, right?
Everyone is quite concerned about it...
Even if you're an idol, if you think you can't grow hair, you're mistaken!
What?!
Idols don't grow hair!
They don't!
It's not like idols can't go to the bathroom or anything!
They don't!
They don't grow hair, is what you've been saying all along!
They don't...
- They do! - They do? - They do. - You've got a lot of hair, Azuma.
- You've got a lot of hair! - It's because of my pajamas, so I'm able to relax and talk.
Actually, one of the fans asked me, "Doesn't Rion have hair loss?"
- They asked you that? - Yes. - I see.
- So I said, "If you're going to have hair loss, where would you like it?"
- "Your armpits, of course." - That's what they said!
- I thought, "They really do like my armpits." - So small!
- Can I show you now? - No, no!
- You're too interested in my armpits!
- Okay, Ugi-san, what do you think about this? - Okay!
- Well, first of all... - You like talking about my armpits, don't you?
- I like it like that. - It's embarrassing!
- It's embarrassing for an idol to talk about their armpits like that! - Yeah!
- Okay, let's move on to the next episode. - Okay!
- Next up is... "Old woman idol"! - Yes, I'm Mukaichi. - Oh, Mukaichi!
- When you turn 18, people start calling you "old woman" in AKB! - That's right!
- If you were doing any other jobs, turning 18 would be the beginning of your youth, wouldn't it? - Yeah!
- I'm still 17 years old, but I'll be an "old woman" in 3 months! - That's right!
- That might be quite a problem! - It is!
- Wait, who's the oldest among us? - Me!
- How old are you? - I'm 22 years old.
- Hey, you're an old woman! - No, I'm not!
- You're an old woman! - People call you "old woman" when you're 18!
- And you're an old woman when you're 22? - I joined AKB when I was 20 years old, but I've never felt like an "old woman".
- You may not feel it yourself, but... - The people around you probably feel it a lot.
- The people around you probably feel it a lot! - Well...
- Well, please choose the next episode. - Okay, next!
- This one! - It's amazing.
- "I'll take it off." - Huh?!
- What does it mean, "take it off"? - Well, in concerts and performances, there's a "haya gae".
- There's a "haya ki gae". - I like it.
- You change your clothes only for the intro of the next song and go out for the next song. - I see.
- You change your clothes in about 20 seconds, so when you go backstage, everyone turns pale and takes their clothes off.
- They don't care about it anymore. - But there are male staff, right?
- No, there aren't! - There aren't?! - They go into the changing room.
- Who's the worst in that case? - The worst...
- There's always someone who's ugly in the changing room. They go "whatever, whatever, whatever!"
- "Whatever's going to happen?" - "Whoa, they're in a hurry!"
- You're right! There was once when I was really anxious and someone really punched me in the face.
- But it was dark and I was in a hurry. - Ah, I see! It's dark! - So, it's dark. - Oh, I see!
- So I don't even have time to worry about it. - That's fast.
Let's see...
Weak.
Weak, right? If I could go there, I wouldn't be able to finish my story.
It was a little weak.
Next is...
In the end, it's the face.
Yes.
Me.
At handshakes and such, there are a lot of mirrors every time we pass by.
Even in the dressing room.
And every time we pass by, our seniors check the mirrors.
And every time we pass by and there's another mirror, they tell us to check it.
It's amazing how they pay attention to even the smallest details.
It's not a problem, but...
Of course!
Of course it's not a problem.
Do you have a fixed expression?
Fixed expression...
You have one, right? A cute one on the right and one on the left.
We have all of them, right?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Show me your shoulders.
Do it for the camera.
Fixed expression...
Please!
Like this.
So you do it like that.
And if you put on a little bit of bangs, you fix it like this.
Put it up a little bit.
Is this okay?
Yes. I think you're cute today, too!
So I'm confident and I'll go out.
Do you have a fixed expression you're confident in?
I think I'm confident in "mahohon".
"Makko"?
"Mahohon".
"Mahohon"! "Mahohon"!
Do you have a fixed expression you're confident in?
I don't think you do!
"Mahohon"!
Do it!
Here it comes!
Here!
You're like a middle aged man!
What was that?!
Sato! Sato! Sato!
Sato has one!
I don't like it...
You don't like it?!
Why do you say you don't like it?!
It's impossible for you to say you don't like it!
That's good, Sato!
I didn't want to do it!
I'll decide for you.
Look in front of you.
You're so cute!
Turn a little to the left.
Turn around.
Is it too much?
Like that?
You're so cute!
Turn around a little.
You're so cute!
Is there such a small, middle aged girl like you?!
It's good you joined us!
What do you do?
Chia dance.
There's a lot of girls like that in Japan.
Chia dance?
Chia dance is like "HEY!" right?!
You make a noise like that, right?!
Yes, I jump and turn.
Do it! Do it!
I can't do it. It's been 3 years since I quit.
You can do it! How long have you been doing it?!
7 years.
7 years?!
Do it! Do it!
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Isn't it amazing?!
You do it a lot in America, right?!
What should I do?!
I have the image of a bright person doing it.
You're like an American, right?!
You like it, right?!
Amazing! You like it a lot!
That's right! That's right!
I've never done it in my free time.
7 years?!
7 years.
It's been 7 years, but I haven't been able to do it.
Dance?! But Chia, you remember something, right?!
What is it?!
Ah! It's like...
It's called "line dance" and we all do it together.
I'm also stiff, but when I do it...
She woke up!
What is it?!
She woke up!
What is it?!
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, right?!
It's nice, isn't it?!
Because you're in the frame.
That's right. You're always in the frame.
I don't like it!
Wait! Wait! Are you really an idol?!
This...
In the end, the face...
It's such a common song...
Is there anyone?! Staff!
Ah, lady!
Who is it?!
Is there anyone?!
She's cute! She's cute!
She's always cute!
She's an AD!
She's cute!
She's not good at all.
I'll pretend I wasn't there when I edited it.
She wasn't cute at all!
Thank you!
You guys say that a lot and say you're cute.
In the first half, Azuma, who had a hard time dealing with the waste, is in the lead!
Will it be a one-size-fits-all win?!
Now, what's the talk theme for the second half?!
Here it is! "Talk about being ripped apart with all you've got"
Well, I'm sure there are some, right?
Of course there are!
Now, then...
This looks amazing...
Stick-on-hair
Kojima!
Yes!
It's me, but...
When I was in elementary school, I went to see a dentist and they said "can you treat me?"
I really didn't like it and cried my eyes out and ran outside barefoot.
The dentist was really mad at me.
They caught me and my mom got mad at me too.
And, you know, when dentists run away, they tie you up with a net and...
They do that?!
They tighten up your arms and you end up like this.
They secure your neck and leave you with your mouth open.
They put you in there and treat you like that.
They do that, huh?
I was ripped apart.
You weren't ripped apart, were you?
No, I wasn't.
Right? This is something that's been established, right?
It's different, right?
You said you were ripped apart at the end because you thought it was bad, right?
Yeah, I brought it up like that, but...
It's a completely different story.
It's not something that's been established, is it?
No, it's not.
How is it, Ms. Obisa?
It's no good.
I want something cute to come out of it when I call it.
I want to put it in the trash can when I call it.
Yeah, people don't like it at all.
Yeah, they don't like it.
It's just cute.
I have something to do with teeth, too.
You do?
I love dentists.
I've had four teeth pulled out.
I had braces for eight years.
I had braces for when I slept.
I was in a hurry in the morning, so I put braces on a tissue and rolled them up and left them there.
Then my mom threw them away.
They cost more than 100,000 yen.
When I got home, I thought I didn't have braces.
I was in a hurry in the morning, so I put braces on a tissue and rolled them up and left them there.
She said, "Aren't you stupid?" and got mad at me.
She scolded me a lot.
It's better for you to put it that way.
It's not something you can talk about on TV.
You can think of it as a company connection, but it's not something you can talk about.
That's right.
It's funny.
It's a funny story.
Next is this.
A bag and a net.
I didn't think I'd fight with the members.
The only time we fought was when Imo and Ami promised to go see a theater performance.
I was going to go that day, but I had a promise of a stayover with a different member.
I thought I could watch a theater performance anytime, so I prioritized a stayover.
So I was like, "Why didn't you come?"
When I said, "Why didn't you come?" he ignored me.
Even if I sent him an email or something, he didn't reply at all.
Why are you so angry about it?
I know, but it's annoying.
It's easiest for you to fight, isn't it?
I really hate being told by others.
You say a lot about others.
I'm really angry about it.
I know, I know.
I know.
You hate it.
Yeah, I hate it.
Yeah, I think it's my fault.
Well, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's fun to talk about it.
Please choose the next episode.
A member who became a demon.
Me and Ami.
There was a concert.
Four of us stayed in the same room in room 15.
Keara Sato, who was next to me, went out with a key as a representative.
The other three said they didn't have it.
After the concert, I came back to my room.
Then you said you didn't have a key.
I was confused.
I said, "Give it to me. I'll find it for you."
When I tried to take it back, you said, "Don't touch it! People have privacy!"
That's good!
That's good, Sato!
That's good!
Sato, what did you say?
My key is broken. I think it's over.
Did you put something you didn't want people to see?
What was it?
When I looked in my bag, there was a lot of candy trash in it.
That's embarrassing.
I'm not good at cleaning up.
It's always in my bag or messy.
I think that happened, too.
Sato, is it easy to cut?
It's short-lived.
Short-lived?
I thought you were chasing people away.
When I'm late and impatient, I get angry and hit things a lot.
You hit things?
But I like dried plums.
"But"? What do you mean "but"?
I like dried plums.
If I say, "I'm sorry, P-chan," it doesn't work at all.
If you give me dried plums, will it work?
If you give me dried plums, it'll work.
It doesn't work.
It's short-lived.
It's interesting.
What was it again?
It's a very confusing story.
If it's related to a heart, you'll laugh on behalf of it.
Next episode, please.
The Excessive Fan
There was a fan who often came to me, but I also smile and contact other people, right?
It seems like he really hated it, and he said, "Why do you have a good face not only for me but for others too?"
He said, "You hate me, don't you?"
I'm not the best, aren't I?
He really got angry.
Then, maybe, he got too angry and started crying.
He was a middle school student who had a son.
When I saw him crying, I thought he was cute.
What do you mean?
When he got angry, I was really surprised.
You were scared, right?
I was scared.
I think he did it too much.
He misunderstood.
I think he was serious.
If you do it too much, you'll feel burdened.
I think you're a sinful woman who makes people like you do it too much.
I'm a sinful woman.
Why do you say like that?
I'm a sinful woman.
You're always like that.
I see.
"The Excessive Fan", right?
There's one more.
Mother's Fight.
Yes, I'm Kaichi.
It's a story of my childhood.
There was a beautiful cloth in front of me.
It was red and silk.
I thought it was good.
At that time, I liked to cut things with scissors.
I was cutting things.
When my mother came back, she got really angry.
If you look closely, it was my mother's pants.
I don't know what "pants" is.
I don't know. You're a strong child.
I thought it was a good cloth just by looking at it.
You cut things with scissors right away, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Mother's Fight.
I don't like it. I don't want it on the show.
You were cut in half.
If you were cut in half, you must have had a lot of fun.
Did you talk to your father?
Don't talk about it like that.
Did you talk about it?
What is it?
Forget it. It's out of the question.
Now, we've talked about everything.
So, the winner is...
Sato Ami!
It's funny that Sato said that to her.
I don't know that!
Sato is good.
You don't know Marika yet, do you?
After this, let's see their faces!
Where's your smile?
Are you okay?
Among more than 300 members of the domestic group,
we'll discover the next generation of MCs in this segment!
AKB48's "Tonight, We Want to Win!"
Tonight's MCs are...
Wake up!
"Tonight, We Want to Win!" Season 6 MC, AKB48 Team N!
Tonight, We Want to Win!
Tonight's theme is "Surprising Senior Members!"
This seems like a common theme, doesn't it?
Like "You surprised me!" or "You didn't have this!"
Is there anyone like that?
All right. Is there anything you want to say, Nozomi?
- I'm Kani Marika. - Oh, Marika!
Even if it's behind or in front of me, she's very energetic.
Even when we greet each other, she always says "good morning" like "ohayo!"
So I thought she's a very nice person.
You still don't know about Marika, do you?
Marika is someone who has a glass heart.
It happens a lot, but after a variety show like this is over...
She doesn't say "thank you very much!"
When it's over and we're together, her smile is like...
chorin.
Are you okay?
Like that.
Her expression changes instantly.
I've seen that many times.
It's very easy for her to get hurt.
Are you okay?
"Did you do a good job?" She says that a lot.
Maybe at the end of a variety show, Marika's expression is like...
Like this.
Sometimes it's like that.
Anything else?
- Chiyo-chan has this impression. - Oh, what is it?
On the bus home, she always calls her grandpa.
That's a mutual data!
No one knows!
I don't know where to start.
She always calls her grandpa and asks him to come pick her up.
It's funny every time I hear it.
When I couldn't speak yet, I would secretly laugh in the shadows.
That's right!
When we were in HKT...
Can't you call your grandpa?
She was so angry that she said "I'll call him now!"
Maybe that's it.
Anything else?
Nothing.
That's all I can remember.
Nothing? But I'm glad you didn't have that scary image.
No, it's funny.
Oh, Seri-chan.
She always tries to be cute behind my back.
But it's funny, so I think it's better for me to do that.
Seri-chan, you're watching me, aren't you?
Thank you.
Mission Accomplished!
The studio was blown away by the unexpected side of the members!
This complete version will be streamed on Hulu after the show!
Did you think about us, Mako-chan?
Of course!
After this, we'll have a reflection talk before we go to bed!
I'm always worried about this show.
Why?
I'm really worried.
It's over.
It was a difficult talk.
Congratulations.
Congratulations!
First place.
Thank you so much.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Kii-chan's story.
It's a legend in the 15th period.
It's a deep story.
It's deep.
Each one of you is amazing.
Azuma-san is funny.
Azuma-san.
Rion-san.
Azuma-Rion-san.
I'm always worried about this show.
Why?
I'm really worried.
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best!
Let's go to bed!
Let's go!
We'll go to bed!
Let's turn off the lights!
Good night!
Before you go to sleep, we will announce the next notice after this.
Here is a notice from the program.
Tonight's stay of akb48 will be online video distribution service "furu" and re-tele-on-demand.
Internet distribution will start from the early afternoon.
For more information, please go to the program homepage.
Next time...
We will go on an onsen trip!
The program's first stay location will be...
Bye-bye!
If you don't like it, leave it alone!
Good bye!
I'm glad we came here!
I don't want it!