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This "Tonight is for Adults" is...
I don't care who you are.
You're ugly.
A.k.a. B-members indulge men's incomprehensible behavior.
You're really ugly.
Furthermore, she reveals her dark side for the first time.
I'm going to gouge your sleepy eyes out.
Will she be okay as an idol?
A.k.a. B-members dance wildly.
You're at the level of a karaoke singer.
A.k.a. B-members of talk show "Shashin-sha"
will be acknowledged by the two of them.
A.k.a. B-members of talk show "Shashin-sha" will be acknowledged by the two of them.
"Tonight is for Adults" by a.k.a. B-members of talk show "Shashin-sha"
Here is the first theme.
Men are...
I really don't know
Because I definitely won't go
I'm Kojima
I understand men who pick up girls
The other day, I was working on a radio show and I was walking at night to pick up girls
Then, a young man came up to me and said
At that time, I was wearing a white cardigan and he asked me how many rabbits I had made
I was so angry
If you want to pick up girls, anyone is fine, right?
Anyone is fine, right?
It's annoying
Anyone is fine, right?
Have you ever picked up girls?
No, we haven't
You haven't?
You have, right?
You looked like you were picking up girls in front of a convenience store, didn't you?
No, we haven't
No, you haven't?
No, we haven't
Not only picking up girls
When I get married and go to a bar or even get married for real
We'll win! We'll win!
I can't believe it!
Even though you're married?
Really!
Because everyone is married and go to bars
Everyone is like that.
What do you think of doing in a cabaret?
Sit next to me and have a drink with me.
I'll touch you for a bit.
That's right.
You meet and you touch.
How about talking about picking up girls?
Well...
Like this?
Even if it's boring to talk about it...
I feel like I can get involved in it.
Next, is your future okay?
Yes, I have two.
Just one is okay?
No...
It happens every now and then, doesn't it?
One is easy.
Going on a date with a man and a woman...
and a man and a woman having an affair...
I think it's impossible.
But you're still young.
Isn't it embarrassing to have a woman show her wallet like that?
You're a hostess, aren't you?
You're really something.
The second one is...
smoking.
Smoking, right?
Young people nowadays...
smoking like "I'm cool"...
I really can't stand it.
Do you really think it's okay in the future?
On the contrary...
when you're in your 20s...
you think "I'm cool", don't you?
If you're over 40 and you think "I'm cool"...
it's embarrassing, isn't it?
But the way you smoke is like...
I know, I know...
We studied how you smoke, too.
We studied it, too.
In the past, we used to make you look really cool.
We used to put it in here and smoke it.
You looked cooler than you did back then.
Out of the question!
The next episode is...
Don't Shake It!
Yes, it's me.
My dad loves putting muscles on me.
He's always naked in front of the TV in the living room.
He likes golf.
He does air golf and puts muscles on me.
He's always naked in front of the TV in the living room.
She doesn't know what a man thinks.
She's a father of a daughter.
I don't know how to shake it.
You shake it right away.
I do it because it's my job.
But when people talk to me, I just do it.
She's always kicking it because it's in the way.
She's terrible.
She raised you up so well.
I don't like this kind of talk.
Who?
AD?
Do you have an AD?
I was surprised!
You're good.
You should have helped me!
You're terrible!
She's crying!
Why do you do that?
Because it's boring.
Anything else?
Speaking of baseball...
Do you remember I talked about the fans who gave me a nosebleed last time?
That person suddenly started playing baseball during the handshake meeting.
I think you can still understand it if you watch it normally.
But it suddenly started in slow motion from here.
Does she watch the meeting properly?
Sometimes she does it in slow motion and I can't understand it.
It's a little funny.
She does it in slow motion.
It's like hitting a bat.
I do it over and over again, so I'm starting to love it more and more.
I understand you.
She's funny.
It's cool.
It's my first time.
Slow motion.
Yes.
I'll put it in here.
Slow motion.
Now, please choose the next episode.
You love it too much, don't you?
Yes.
Even though you're with her, you can see the woman's chest and legs.
Isn't it disgraceful?
If you're with a Kano sister, you'll definitely see it.
What's wrong?
Tsuji's response to shaking hands is amazing.
When you shake her chest, you're approaching her.
You're hitting her.
How do you do it?
Don't do that.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
You're hitting her.
Do you look good in pajamas?
You look good in it.
Shall we go together today?
Let's go.
You're not touching her, are you?
You don't have to touch her.
You have great technique.
You're practicing.
Is there anyone who can beat you?
I'm curious about your reaction.
Thank you very much.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tokyo.
I see.
You're not good at it!
You don't look like you're good at talking.
Hello.
You're cute today, too.
No, I'm not.
You're cuter.
Are you calling me an old man?
You're the worst!
You're older than me!
What do you think about this, old man?
I don't know.
Whatever.
No, no, no!
In the first half of the game,
S.K.E. Asuna, who cut in far away, is in the lead!
Will Asuna be able to win the game?
What is the topic of the second half of the game?
The confession of the first half of the game.
I may be black.
I want to see your black side.
Here it is.
It's a big one.
I try to write a diary every day.
I've decided not to show it to anyone.
I write about bad things.
I also write about my feelings at the time.
I write a lot of bad things.
You never show it to anyone.
I don't show it to anyone, so it's okay.
If people see it, you'll be in trouble.
You even write bad things.
I also write bad things.
That's why I'm stressed out there.
I see.
Can you tell me one?
Tell me in secret.
I recently wrote bad things.
Bad things?
You're very specific.
It's funny, isn't it?
Let's talk about the recording before this.
Let's talk about it during the recording.
I feel like it's me.
It's only Soda before, isn't it?
It's only Soda, isn't it?
I feel like it's not me.
Correct!
Where did you put it?
I put it in the drawer.
When I came to the house, I put it in the drawer.
In the back?
In the back.
I just stayed there the other day, but I didn't know about it at all.
So, I put it in the drawer when my partner is in the bath.
Scary, scary, scary.
I'm not scared of it.
Have you ever been to Soda's house?
No, I haven't.
You'd better not go there anymore.
I might get killed.
I haven't been there for a long time.
Let's move on to the next episode.
When you have something you don't like.
Yes.
When you're a little irritated.
Do you sleep together?
You look at the doll's eyes.
Eyes?
Eyes.
She looks at the doll's eyes.
Do you have eyes?
Do you have dolls?
What do you think of them?
Let's say this is a doll that you are sleeping with.
When it's a little irritated, it looks like this.
When it's irritated, it looks like this.
But this is really annoying, so please try it.
It's not that annoying.
I don't like it.
I don't like it even if it's irritated.
I feel sorry for you.
How about you?
I feel sorry for you.
But we sleep together and raise it every day.
We sleep together and raise it every day?
You have a bad personality.
This is also a trash can.
Do you have anything else that relieves stress?
Yes, I say bad things about my dog.
That's why my dog has been barking recently.
That's stress.
Dogs bark because of stress.
That's scary.
That's why I decided not to do it.
That's really bad.
Next.
Dance ranking.
When I see someone's dance, I rank it myself.
This person is not good at dancing.
From SS to E.
SS.
Is there an S among you?
There is an S.
Who is S?
S is YOMOTA AMI and KOJIMA MAKO.
What about you, MICHIKAWA?
I think I am A.
What about you, KONDAKA?
I found E.
TATSUYA MAKIHO-chan.
MICHIKAWA and TATSUYA, come forward and show me your dance.
I want to see it, too.
Music, start!
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, yes!
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, yes!
Ding-ding-ding!
I wanted to see you!
You are at the level of a karaoke singer.
You are terrible! You are terrible!
No, you are not clean! You are not clean!
Before that, there is a step like this.
MAKIHO, do you like to skate?
Speed skating.
What do you think about this?
Well, well, well, well, it's black, isn't it?
You are helping people with your hands.
You are the worst human being.
What is the next one you chose?
Yes.
What is it? This one?
Yes. "JUDGE"!
I often look at the members' photos at home.
To see if they are cute or not.
I look at my phone and say, "You are not cute!"
Is there a rank from "SS" to "E" ?
Yes, there is.
Is there "SS" in here?
I don't think there is one in here.
There really isn't one.
What about you?
For me... "S" ?
Well, if you are not confident about it, you can't say it.
Then, what should I do? I often look at their faces.
Can I say it more and more?
Yes, you can!
You are really...
You are too biased about everyone!
Then, I will go with "CUTE", "NORMAL", and "NOT CUTE".
There are three "NORMAL"s today.
Then, I will go.
CUTE
Yes, the first one.
NORMAL
"SANA" is cute.
"MIYON" is cute, too.
"NOTO" is cute.
"MIKU" is cute, too.
Everyone here is cute.
"NAKO" is cute, too.
Everyone here is cute?
She is an ordinary student.
NORMAL
NOT CUTE
NORMAL
Basically, the second one is ugly.
That's right.
That second one is terrible.
"UMINA" is cute.
NORMAL
NOT CUTE
The last one.
That's amazing.
That's great.
Just now, in the dressing room, she said, "AMI- chan, you are really cute now", but she said "ugly" just now.
She was worse.
But she got better.
She got worse, but she's not cute anymore.
Can you say that about senior girls, too?
Yes, I can say that about them.
For example...
"SAKAMINA" is...
"NORMAL".
"SASHIHARA" is...
"NORMAL" or "NOT CUTE" in the middle.
It might be right.
Mr. Ogi, what should we say about this?
This is funny.
He has a personality.
So, the first place is...
Tatsuya!
It's wide.
In spring, you don't have many friends, do you?
We can get along.
No, we can't get along.
That's a good point.
After this, the members' illusions explode!
I want to do cunning in high school.
From more than 300 groups in Japan,
we will discover the next generation of MCs in this corner!
Tonight's MC Challenge
Tonight's MC Challenger is...
A.K.A. "Potato Chimmy", Ryoka Oshima!
I didn't think I would be MC.
It's fresh.
I have an image of Ms. Juri.
I didn't think I would do it.
I'm nervous!
I'm nervous! Can you tell?
I'm nervous, so you can tell, right?
Let's get started!
Today's topic is...
What do you want to do first when you become transparent?
Since it's a delusion, I'll talk freely.
Alright!
There's a member I want to peek into my private life.
It's Haruna Kojima.
I want to peek into her little holiday.
Yamaguchi-chan!
I want to become a shower, too.
Haruna Kojima.
I want to wash my body.
Maho-chan! Maho-chan wants to become a shower.
I want to become a shower.
You want to become a shower?
I'm scared!
You like Kojima-san that much?
Yes, I love her.
Is there anything you want to touch?
I want to touch you.
Where do you want to touch?
Can I?
Go ahead.
My chest?
I've touched you before.
How was it?
It was lower than I thought.
Alright, next.
What about meeting people?
Is there anything you want to do?
I want to do cunning at school.
You want to do cunning at school?
I want to do cunning for a test.
I've got 0 points before.
Are you stupid?
Surprisingly.
So, I want to do cunning and get 100 points.
I want to do cunning and get 100 points.
I see.
You want to do cunning and get 100 points.
Kojima-san, you also wrote you want to do cunning for a test, right?
I was surprised when I heard it.
You have the same idea as a 13-year-old.
I think it's hard to say.
But, isn't it the first thing you want to do?
Isn't it?
But, there are other things you want to do.
I want to do cunning and get 100 points for a test.
You are lucky.
You are smart and you can get 100 points for a test.
Is it like that?
I want to do cunning and get 100 points for a test.
After the recording, MC Oshima cried a lot.
The reason for her tears is broadcasted on Hulu after the broadcast.
I don't usually cry.
But, it's been a while since I cried.
After this, they will talk about their thoughts before they go to bed.
Everyone was angrier than I thought.
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
I was happy to be judged as the best.
I was excited.
But, everyone here is cute.
I'm glad.
Who do you think is the cutest?
The cutest is Mako.
Are you kidding me?
But, I'm the only senior here.
Do you think Mako is cute?
Really? I'm happy.
Thank you.
Nako is cute, too.
Really?
Do you think so?
Really.
Are you sure?
Nako is cute in every way.
I know.
I'm scared now.
You were angrier than I thought you would be.
I'll turn off the lights.
Thank you.
Good night.
Before going to bed, we have an announcement for you.
Breaking news!
AKB48's 'Kon'ya wa otomari' will start streaming online via online video streaming service 'kyuru' and 'rittere on demand'. For more information, please visit the show's website.
The members will show their sick faces!
You're so cute!
Mahoho, do you have a sick face? You look like you don't have one.
Here you go.
What? You look like you're getting old.
What was that?
Don't miss it!