AISubs v3.5
If you ask for a reason and accept it, you'll probably die, I think.
Tonight's problem is...
A.k.a.B members' feelings of love are completely different!
You all say you're friends...
That's not how you say it!
In addition!
In order for you to be accepted, you show off your strength!
But...
You're wasting a lot of time like that.
Talk show beginners' A.k.a.B. next-generation members...
Will be acknowledged by the two of them!
They'll try their best to talk!
We'll observe them!
Experimental training!
A.k.a.B. 48!
What is it today, Taisho? What are you going to tell us about today, Taisho?
Yes! The first theme is...
This!
The anime character I fell in love with!
This is a bit difficult, isn't it, everyone?
I don't know much about anime...
What do you know about anime?
Well, like...
Tiger Mask and stuff like that...
That's too much!
Well, it depends on how you like it.
That's right!
Well, sir...
Yes!
I see.
Is this okay?
Yes.
A proud warrior!
Sir!
How are you feeling today?
Huh?
Me?
You?
No, you're the same as always.
That's not good.
I thought you'd say that!
You're exactly the same!
I thought you'd say that!
What is it?
Can I say it?
Ta-da! It's Dragon Ball's Vegeta!
That's amazing!
I think everyone knows Vegeta.
He's married to Bulma...
And there's a scene where Bulma gets hit by an enemy.
At that moment, he's always angry...
Well, he's angry, but...
Well, it's rare for him to get angry...
Well, it happens, but...
Which one is it?
It happens, but he doesn't say it much...
And Vegeta goes...
What are you doing to my Bulma?!
And he says that...
That's so cool!
That's the scene!
I wanted to get angry, too...
You wanted to get angry?
Yes.
You wanted to get angry?
But you wanted to be protected, right?
Yes, I wanted to be protected.
Which one is it?
Which one do you think it is?
This... Vegeta...
It doesn't make any sense...
There's more of them, right?
Men who are in love...
Are there more of them?
Kengan...
It's got to be one of them...
Next...
Let's go with this one...
He's a douche, but he's actually a hot guy...
I've been waiting for this!
Yes!
He looks dangerous, doesn't he?
Anime and manga...
He looks normal...
I love manga!
This time...
This is my first love in 2D!
I've been in love for 8 years!
Gintama's Okita Sougo-kun!
I love Gintama!
What is Gintama?
Gintama is a gag manga.
Gintama is one rank lower, right?
It's Gintama!
Gintama is one rank lower, right?
It's Gintama!
Gintama is one rank lower, right?
It's a second work of Gintama.
What is Gintama?
He is a very sadist and usually neglects his work.
However, when he is in a pinch with his friends...
He is extremely strong!
He was defeated by a gap and has been depressed for a long time.
There are other anime characters that I like...
But up until now, the only one I really like is Sougo-kun.
Everyone is nodding their heads.
Is it a dream?
He's 18 years old and in good shape. He's cool.
It's not funny at all.
It's a little difficult.
I don't know.
What is it?
Takarazuka no Hanagata
Yes! I love "Takarazuka Kagekidan" and I like it so much that I took an exam.
Have you ever tried to enter "Takarazuka"?
Yes, I love it.
I love "Takarazuka".
There is a representative work of "Takarazuka", "The Rose of Versailles", and there is a character called "Andre Grandie".
I love "Takarazuka" so much that I make myself drink poison.
I make myself drink poison and try to die. I really like "Takarazuka" so much.
But I failed it and I'm still alive.
I love "Takarazuka" so much that I can kill my opponent and die.
I love "Andre" so much that I love "Takarazuka".
It's heavy.
Isn't it too heavy for you to like it?
You're that kind of person, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It looks heavy.
What will you do if your boyfriend asks you to die with him?
If he asks me to die with him, I will ask him for a reason and if he agrees with me, I will die with him.
Oh, no!
No, you can't do that.
Do you have the same type of boyfriend?
I don't know.
But if I were to die, I would like to be cut by Okita- san's sword and die.
But we're not talking about Okita-san right now.
If I were to die...
What do you think of "Andre"?
"Andre" is...
Hey!
Is this okay?
It's tough.
It's scary, isn't it?
Can you say something?
It's okay, isn't it?
Really?
Yes, it's okay.
Yu, you can go that way.
Okay, next.
Okay, "on the move", "handsome prince".
Yes, it's me.
I'm Hanazawa Rui-kun of Hanayori Dango.
It's like you're fighting with a girl, isn't it?
And you're asked which one you'd choose, a macho boy or a very kind boy.
It's a problem, isn't it?
But I think about it a lot.
If you're too macho and you say "don't say any more",
and if you say "it's okay, I'll protect you" to the other person,
I think I'm a weak type.
If you're not macho, you can't go that way, can you?
For example, it's Mr. Ogi Yahagi.
Mr. Ogi is macho and Mr. Yahagi is kind of like "polo".
Mr. Ogi says "zuba zuba" to me,
and when I'm heartbroken,
Mr. Yahagi polos me.
That's right, that's right.
There's no merit in that at all.
But macho is...
Macho is usually macho,
but when you're weak, you're kind to me.
This gap is also good.
The fact that you're macho is also good,
so I think macho is macho.
I'm definitely Mr. Yahagi's type,
but there are people who like macho people.
In the end, Mr. Ogi will say "zuba zuba" to you,
and you'll have to endure it,
but it's good when Mr. Ogi says something a little kind, right?
It's good.
In the end, those two ugly people will say it.
No, no, no!
You're ugly, but you're pretty ugly.
No, I'm not!
You're not being called "two ugly people", are you?
First of all, Rui-kun...
Zuba zuba
I didn't get it, after all.
In the end, you said it in a kind way,
because you're not Mr. Ogi.
It's not funny, it's not funny.
Alright, next one!
A world-class hero who encourages his teammates.
I'm Captain Tsubasa's Oozura Tsubasa-kun.
Do you know me?
You're really bad at this.
Tsubasa-kun has a soccer ball with him.
When Tsubasa-kun is eating, he always has a ball with him when he goes to the soccer field from home.
Even when he goes to the soccer field from home, he's lifting the ball.
Because he's a friend of the ball, right?
That's right! He says that the ball is his friend.
I hate that way of saying it!
You're making me laugh!
He says the ball is his friend!
I hate that!
I hate it so much!
I hate it!
I was drawn to that pure side of him.
You're making me laugh, too!
You say the ball is his friend and you say it's pure!
You're making me laugh, too!
What's this? Is it going to be the first face-to- face confrontation like this?
Now, the theme of the second half is...
This is it! Being troubled by one's own character!
One's own character? Does one already have one's own character?
For example, Burikko's character.
I see.
Well, I'll go with this one.
Don't say you're serious.
Yes, that's right.
It's only been about 5 months since I started acting.
Even for girls who are in their same age range,
I don't know if it's because of their looks, but I think "Yui-chan, you're serious, aren't you?"
But I really like funny entertainers, so I want to be a funny character.
I see.
That's a serious idea, you know.
Is it?
Is there anything like a one-shot gag or impersonation?
Is there anything you can do to make people laugh?
I don't have a one-shot gag, but I can do an impersonation.
I want to see it.
I'll do a chicken voice impersonation.
A chicken voice impersonation?
I'll look it up on YouTube and practice it.
You're serious!
She's serious.
She's very serious.
Here I go.
She's serious, isn't she?
She's very serious.
She looked at me like...
A funny person wouldn't look at you like that.
That's right.
She looked at me with such pretty eyes,
so I want to make her look at me with even dirtier eyes.
Here I go.
Next episode, please.
I don't want to lose!
I'm AKB48's Miki Nishino.
Nishino-san's dancing is amazing, isn't it?
I'm also from NGT48.
Among us, I'm pretty good at dancing.
Oh, you're a good dancer?
It's intense.
She said it's intense.
I don't want to lose, so I'm trying my best.
What kind of intense dance is it? Show me.
There's a song called "NGT48".
Can I show you?
Just move like you're beautiful.
In "Niigata 48", everyone dances like this.
But I'm always like...
Intense, intense.
That's good.
That's how I'm always like.
That's right.
I have a lot of reactions.
People say I have a lot of reactions.
I don't want to lose.
Oh, reactions. That's why you gave me this.
What is it?
A bug?
It's a regular measuring tape.
This measuring tape...
If you pull it, electricity will flow. It's a prank item!
Pull this.
What is it?
That's a big reaction.
It's intense.
That's a big reaction.
I really wanted to do it.
Can you do it, Hiwatashi-san?
You can do it!
That's right. You have to do it.
Try pulling it.
Her face!
She's cute.
What should I do with her reaction?
Her face is huge.
She's amazing.
She's out of the game.
She's amazing compared to Nishi.
Her rivalry.
She keeps saying that.
I don't want to lose to her.
Let's move on to the next one.
Let's go with this one.
Yes, it's me.
My face turns red when I'm embarrassed.
That's why I'm doing the catchphrase "red apple".
But recently, I don't know what an "apple" character is anymore.
An apple?
An "apple" character...
You got an apple because of your face turning red, right?
That's right.
It's not red anymore?
It's turning red, but it's not more than that.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
I'm also doing an "apple" character in Aomori.
She's wearing it!
She's wearing it in Aomori.
That's right, she's wearing it in Aomori.
Yuri-san, can you really say that you're an "apple" character?
I can say that I'm an "apple" character, but...
Is there really such a thing as an "apple" character?
But I have a competition called "rock-paper- scissors competition" at AKB events.
And I have to make costumes for it.
So last year, I appeared as an "apple" character.
But Yuri-san doesn't drink apple juice, but orange juice.
That's right.
What's that supposed to mean?
She said "but" and came in.
So you haven't properly protected your character yet, right?
That's right.
Then, how about you, Aomori?
Yes, but I've been doing AKB for 4 or 5 years now.
And Yukoyami Yuri-chan has only been doing it for about a year and a half.
About a year and a half.
You knew there was an apple character when you joined, didn't you?
Yes, I knew.
That's amazing! It doesn't matter! You don't think there's an apple character, do you?
But... I'm from Aomori and my grandfather's house is an apple farm.
An apple of a young boy.
Maybe Yuri has more of an apple character.
I want either of you to quit...
Let's decide it today!
If you lose in the next rock-paper-scissors competition, we won't do it.
What will you decide?
Rock-paper-scissors.
We can't say which one.
What will you do?
Should I help you?
Wait! Wait! You can't do that!
I've been doing it for four or five years.
You've seen it before, right?
Yes, I've been doing it with an apple.
Yukoyama versus Yukoyama.
First of all, I think Murayama-san is good.
I'm scared.
Seven people.
Now...
Yukoyama-san, who do you think is good?
Seven people.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
So...
It's a tie!
I spent a lot of time like this.
It's not funny at all, is it?
Do you have any next comment?
What do you mean by "service spirit"?
Yes! It's me!
Yes! Last time and the day before last time,
there were people who came to me like "I like you all!"
Like "I like you all!"
Yes, like that.
What is it?
People who come to shake hands with me like that,
cameras like that,
and things that are suitable for me,
I like them all!
You want everyone to like you, right?
That's right!
So...
Some members call me "the girl with small lips"
Wow!
That's amazing!
Not only Marika-san,
but also "the girl with small lips"!
This girl is really crazy!
It's a very famous story within SKE,
but when I see Soda-chan,
she always talks to male staffs
at this distance!
"The girl with small lips"!
In SKE, there are still rules like that in the entertainment world...
There are still a lot of people like this.
"The girl with small lips"!
You're wondering if you should do this, right?
But I think everyone says "the girl with small lips"
because they haven't done it yet.
Right? There are girls around you,
and you don't want to be hated, so you don't do it.
You don't mind being hated, right?
Yes! I'm here because I want to be an idol!
I can't say that!
She's good!
This awareness is different!
I'm not here to make friends!
You guys are too naive!
I feel like I'm into you too!
Everyone is telling me that I'm not as good as you!
You're so good!
I'm going to ask you again!
You're really good!
I'm going to say too much!
I'm going to tell you in the end!
It's not like that!
Let's do it again!
Next Generation MC Discovery Project!
I want to do it tonight!
Out of more than 300 groups in Japan,
this segment is about discovering the next generation of MCs!
"I want to do it tonight!" by AKB48!
Tonight's MC is...
Please give her a round of applause!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Alright! Tonight's third "Sukiritai" MC is...
AKB48 Team E's...
Marika and Tani Marika-chan!
Thank you!
Don't you like it?
Yeah!
Since I'm the MC for this show...
To be honest, I've only worked as a gaya before...
Anyway...
I'd like to say a few words that can be used in this show...
Please give me a round of applause!
Tonight's talk theme is...
"My recommended midnight snack"!
Ninja
Tani
Taniguchi
"Megu-chan"!
I'm glad we met!
Finally I can touch your shirt!
So, Megu-chan...
What would you recommend me?
I think it's pretty standard...
I eat ramen!
Is that so?
Yes!
I see...
Yes...
Let's eat!
Let's see how they eat...
I'd like to see how the fans and viewers eat...
Let's get started!
Ramen, please!
This is Taniguchi's recommended midnight snack!
Since it's a midnight snack...
The ingredients are simple...
Only wakame!
Thank you for the meal!
Left-handed...
That's nice!
Left-handed when you eat...
Megu is right-handed!
That's amazing!
I'll eat it!
It's close!
How is it?
It's very refreshing...
The noodles are elastic...
It's easy to chew...
No, no, no!
You can't eat it like that!
I want you to show me!
I knew you'd say that!
Since I'm the MC...
I have the authority!
I'll eat it now!
This is the best ramen I've ever eaten!
Doesn't Tani-chan want to see it?
I want to see it!
Because if you invite people like this, you can do it too, right?
I want to see it!
With that said, MC Tani-chan will challenge Gripo!
Look at that! The shine of this noodle!
Look at that!
Wow! Amazing!
Well, then...
What do young idols eat for dinner?
It's delicious!
Tonight, "Shikiri vs. Perfect Version" will be broadcast on Hulu after the broadcast.
I'm worried if I'll cry after this.
Thank you!
After this, we'll have a reflection talk before we go to bed!
I'm worried if people will hate me for doing that.
The third episode is over!
It's over!
It's amazing!
Do you call it "girl power"?
"Girl power"?
Me?
Amazing!
I respect you!
"Girl power"!
But in a good way!
Really!
But I'm worried if people will hate me for doing that.
Ah, that's a good point!
Eh? Why is that?
But I understand.
Everyone is different.
That's right.
Okay, I'm going to sleep now.
Good night!
Can I sleep now?
Ah, it's getting dark.
Good night!
Before we go to bed, we have an announcement for you!
We have an announcement for you!
"AKB48's 'Konya wa Otomari'" will be broadcast on Hulu and Hitele on Demand after the broadcast!
For more information, please go to the show's homepage!
Next time, we'll have a lot of new members!
But...
It's tough, isn't it?
A huge trash can full of snow!
Will Ms. Ogiya-hagi approve of it?