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AKB's next-generation members organized a "stay- over- buy-a-variety" for 16 young members who were gathered in Usu's setting.
It's fun to gather as a group, isn't it?
Yeah, it's fun!
It's like a school trip!
It was said that it was a relaxing and fun project, but...
Actually, this show...
There is no game project!
There is no song project, either!
There is no play project, either!
All of idol programs' standard projects are sealed!
We only do talk projects, which everyone is not good at!
16 members are just having fun without knowing at all that they are invited to such a strict program!
Now, it seems like the super-strict brothers who work as MCs have arrived!
You're really noisy!
You guys...
It's embarrassing for you to go in there!
I don't like it!
It's embarrassing!
I'm floating in there!
Everyone, please take a seat!
AKB's next-generation members, who are beginners in talk programs,
will observe and challenge talk programs with all their might in order to gain recognition from the two of them!
Experiment Party!
This is fun!
AKB48's "Tonight's Talk"!
Wait a minute!
What?
What's up?
What did you just say?
I'm Hiwata.
Hiwata?
Yes!
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
You're older than I thought.
I thought you were in elementary school.
It's amazing that you're doing this with these members.
I'm scared.
This program is a talk show where we listen to everyone's funny stories.
But I don't expect you to talk at all.
What?
I don't expect you to talk at all.
But you can do that, right?
You remember that from somewhere, don't you?
The reason why I think it's funny or not is because I rank it.
I'm the kind of person who doesn't laugh at women's funny stories.
What?
What's wrong with you?
Daikkiya's women's stories are super boring.
What's wrong with you?
So, the first theme is...
"The Bad Adults in My Short Time".
There are a lot of strange adults in this industry.
I think there are a lot of funny stories.
I think so, too.
This is the tool you prepared.
I see.
I don't know whose name it is yet.
Are you ready?
A super random senior member.
Kawamoto.
I'm a senior member of Yuki Kashiwagi.
You don't look like it.
I've done Yuki Kashiwagi's position before.
I asked her how I could move to the next position.
I didn't know.
I thought she would tell me how to do it at this timing.
She told me that she didn't know either.
I was wondering how I could move.
I tried not to be such an adult.
Is it over now?
It's over.
Is the story over now?
What are you going to do about this Yuki Kashiwagi story?
What are you going to do about it?
First of all, it's the first one.
Well, well, let's start with the prefecture council.
That's tough!
That's what you were talking about, right?
That's tough!
Next is...
This is good, isn't it?
It's "dokechi naitsu", isn't it?
Yes.
I'm an adult, or rather, I think that seniors should treat their juniors when they go out to eat.
Oh, that's how it is.
But, Soda Sarina is 22 years old.
Yes, Soda is 12 years old.
And Kotora is 15 years old.
And they went out to eat together.
Yes, they did.
The total amount of money was 7,000 yen.
And then...
She only had 6,000 yen with her.
She spent it all.
Yes.
She didn't treat Kotora.
She spent it all.
Even though she's a senior.
But I spent a lot of 1,000 yen.
I didn't spend it all.
It was 1,000 yen.
I thought it was a lot of money.
You often invite people with 6,000 yen.
You're an old man, but you're still young, so it's okay if you go to a good place, right?
That's right.
I went to a good Shabu-shabu restaurant.
You only have 6,000 yen, but you went to a good Shabu- shabu restaurant?
Shabu-shabu restaurant with 6,000 yen.
Delicious Shabu-shabu restaurant.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Shabu-shabu restaurant.
I asked you to take me to a good Shabu-shabu restaurant and give me half of it.
Then you didn't want to go to a good Shabu-shabu restaurant, did you?
If it was a good Shabu-shabu restaurant, I would have gone to a different restaurant.
As for you, you didn't get hurt at all, did you?
That's right.
I didn't get hurt.
You're talking about yourself, aren't you?
You're not talking about yourself, are you?
Yes, I'm talking about someone else.
What should we do?
If it's like this...
Don't you think we're your relative's uncles?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Please choose the next episode.
The next one is...
Drunk Grandpa.
Kato.
My grandfather was very drunk.
He loved drinking.
Your grandfather?
Yes, my grandfather.
One day, he was walking alone in the city at night.
He was drinking and walking with a woman.
At that time, there was a big stray dog.
My grandfather was less than 40 kilograms in weight.
He was thin and thin.
He was like this.
The dog bit him.
The dog bit you?
He bit me.
He was thin and thin.
I thought it was a bone.
You thought it was a bone?
I don't think it's a bone.
You like dogs, don't you?
You thought it was a bone and bit it, didn't you?
It broke.
I was carried in an ambulance.
I went to the hospital in my pajamas.
My grandfather opened it and said, "Hey, how are you?"
I'm alive.
It's sad, isn't it?
It's sad.
You were carried in an ambulance.
After you went to the hospital, what did you say?
How are you? I'm alive.
That's what you said.
I really said it.
But I wanted one more.
In the future, you can make something up.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
It's like a dog sleeping in a bed when you open it.
Even if it's a good crab...
No!
You're weak.
It's difficult.
Next, I'll say it.
Your schedule for today.
Yes.
Yes, this is me.
AKB members always receive their manager's schedule the day before.
At work.
It happens a lot.
There was a time when I didn't have work for a while.
I thought I wouldn't have work tomorrow.
I promised to play with my friends.
I got an email that evening.
I have work tomorrow.
I can't play with my friends anymore.
I was very sad.
Not only that...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You just...
Yes, and?
You just finished, didn't you?
I thought it was bad.
I thought it was bad, and it wasn't just that.
It's like that.
But it's good.
It's good that you brought up the next story with that feeling.
It's not that bad.
Yes, it is.
And?
And, like...
When we gathered early in the morning...
We were getting ready for it, right?
And in the morning, when I woke up and looked at my phone...
My manager contacted me and said...
Today, please prepare for a one-night stay.
That's what he said in the morning.
So...
If he knew we were going to prepare for a one- night stay...
I wish he had told me earlier.
We could have continued, but we were talking about the same level of things.
Even though we had plans for a one-night stay...
He said he didn't want it anymore...
That's just a kid's opinion.
Of course it's not a kid's opinion.
But this is a trashcan!
Of course it's a trashcan!
It's a trashcan!
This is a terrible thing to say!
Mr. Ogi, who doesn't even show mercy to young people...
Has made all of this talk outside of the prefecture!
Now, the next talk theme is...
Here it is!
A special move during a handshake event!
A handshake event is the most important event for getting popular, right?
That's right.
This is something you can't say on TV, right?
Yes!
Can we tell everyone about it on TV?
It's okay!
I haven't told anyone about it anywhere yet!
You shouldn't say things like that!
There's a fan here!
I want to talk about this now!
Who are you aiming for?!
Yes! I'm Yabuki Nako of HKT48!
Who are you aiming for?
I'm a fan of Sashiko-chan!
When I went to shake hands with Sashiko-chan...
I was still little...
So my mom was following me...
After shaking hands with Sashiko-chan...
I said "thank you for coming, mom!"
Even though I didn't buy a sword, I shook hands with my mom...
Using that technique...
I shook hands with my mom, too!
I thought that would make my mom a fan, too!
In reality, it's your mom who pays for it!
Thank you!
Of course, that's also calculated, right?
Yes!
She has a bad face!
She's like "hehe, excuse me!"
Hehe, excuse me!
But it's this side, right?
Do you have a senior member...
Who responds well to shaking hands?
There's a member called Milky...
Even though fans didn't ask for it...
She says "I like you" in her own ears!
Seriously?!
When we say goodbye, she holds my hand...
And leaves that feeling!
That's amazing!
Do you do that every day?
Sometimes I do it after the show.
Do it! Do it for me!
I sweat a lot!
It's better for you to sweat!
Thank you! Please come again!
You're sweating a lot!
Why do idols sweat more?!
Who sweats more?!
You're sweating a lot!
Thank you! Please come again!
You're sweating a lot!
You say "I love you" like that?!
"I love you" is amazing!
I'm short!
How do you do it?!
I'm short!
Thank you!
I love you!
Don't get mad!
I'm happy.
I'm happy, but...
You're really happy?
I'm really happy, but...
Then it's fine.
Next.
Let's go with this one.
Don't worry.
It's there.
Yes.
It's me.
What is it?
It's not a skill or anything like that,
but fans often show their nose hair.
Does it have a nose?
Does everyone nod like that?
At first, I thought I shouldn't say it,
so I didn't say it,
but during the handshake event, I said my nose hair was showing.
Then...
It's not showing!
I said it and left with a happy face.
It's not showing!
Then...
That fan came back and brought it out again.
On purpose.
No way!
On purpose.
I said it was showing, but it wasn't!
That's funny!
She has a good sense of humor!
That was pretty good.
Finally...
That's funny.
It's there!
It's there for the first time!
That's good.
Does that person still come?
They do.
That's good.
They bring it out on purpose.
I thought they wanted me to say it.
Maybe one of you will say it.
Next...
Anti-fan.
I'm Soda Saina of SKE.
People who come to my handshake event
come because they like me.
That's why I respond with a smile.
There are many kinds of people.
When I saw you smiling, I asked you "what are you making fun of me for?", "why are you laughing at me?"
When I got home, you said "when I look at you, I want to die"
Even with that, I thought you like me so much that you don't want to die for me.
I said "thank you", "don't die", "come and see me again", and sent you off.
That's a good response.
- No matter who comes... - You're positive, right?
- Can you say anything? - Of course!
- Hello! - Thank you!
- You're the strongest, right? - Thank you!
- You're not in good shape at all! - Didn't you get drowned?
- You're not drowning! - Did you look at me like that? I'm so happy!
- Your nose hair! - My nose hair?
- Your nose hair is still there! - I wanted you to make me look like I have nose hair.
But even if you have nose hair, you're still cute!
It's not coming out!
You're so cute! Thank you!
You were amazing in the beginning.
Really?
How do you say it? How do you say it?
Oh, I see.
Even if you say bad things...
Even if you say things you want to hear...
Thank you, sir! I love you!
What's this?
I'm getting angry already.
You're excited, right?
I know what you're saying.
Next, this! Hougen Moe.
- Hougen Moe. - Hougen Moe.
- Yokoyama. - Yokoyama.
- Yokoyama Yui, you have another name, right? - Yes, I do.
- Yes, I got her name from "Doseidome". - Wow!
- You have a captain or something, right? - Yes.
- Director Jiki So. - Director Jiki So?
- Yes. - It's the same name. - Yes.
- What's it about? - Hougen Moe.
I'm not good at either shaking hands or shaking hands.
- And... - You're not in the book all of a sudden!
That's why we wanted to talk normally!
When we talked about "Yokoyama Yui",
and when you said "Doseidome",
- you talked normally! - Really?
If you talk about this theme, I'll get angry!
- Do it properly in the beginning! - Can you talk in English?
- You can be friendly when you shake hands. - Really?
While shaking hands with me...
- There are a lot of friendly handshakers, right? - That's right.
- It's more common in Hougen than in Keiho. - Yes.
- How about you, Jiyu? - Well...
- I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm very happy. - Huh?
(I'm so happy!)
- What's up? - I'm very happy you came to me now.
- How about you? - Um...
- Like "Hebanon"? - "Hebanon"?
- Yes, like "goodbye"! - I don't know!
- I didn't know about Hougen at first! - Really?
- How about you? - Me?
- I forgot what we were going to talk about. - Really?
- We don't have anything else to talk about. - So, we finished talking about everything.
- So, today's top is... - Me!
- S.K.
- Thank you! It's all thanks to you! Thank you!
- Did you remember? - Yes, I did!
- Thank you! - I'm glad you remembered.
- Until next time, we'll come up with more interesting stories! - Yes!
- Today's topic is "We want to know more about the next generation of MCs"!
- From more than 300 members of the domestic group, we'll discover the next generation of MCs in this segment!
- We want to know more about AKB48!
- Tonight's MCs are... - The first generation of MCs, AKB48 Team 4's Juri Takahashi!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Tonight's topic is "Which member was hard to talk to"?
- How do we always choose the person in front of us?
- Rion! - Yay!
- It was hard for me to talk to all of AKB48 members.
- AKB is scary, isn't it?
- Why? - AKB is very sparkly.
- That's true. - They're like the most advanced girls in the industry.
- Don't get too close to us with your arms crossed.
- Are you alright, AKB? - We're like sweet potatoes.
- Some of us are not. - You're a sweet potato!
- You're a sweet potato!
- You're a visual team. - Visual team?
- But among all AKB members,
- the only one who was easy to talk to was Juri.
As expected!
Don't tell me you're going to say that to yourself.
When I first joined the group, I was like, "Nice to meet you."
I was like an older sister.
I thought they'd protect me.
That's so cute!
Are there any members you're scared of today, AKB?
Today, I'm pretty...
"Pretty"?
You don't seem like an AKB member today.
Everyone knew about it today, so...
Are you scared of your seniors?
Who are you scared of?
Who?
Don't say that!
Today is "fool" edition, so...
I'm not one of them.
Of course I'm scared of all of them.
First graders, of course.
Second graders, of course.
I'm also scared of Ami Maeda.
Ami Maeda?
Is that your name?
It's been a while.
Are you scared of Ami Maeda?
I think you're watching, Ami Maeda.
I'm scared of her.
You don't have to advertise "fool" to Ami Maeda.
Are there any others?
Yes.
Anyo.
I'm Meg.
We're in the same year.
Yes, we're in the same year.
But we debuted in a different year.
We haven't met since the audition.
Our image during the audition was really noisy.
It's not noisy!
It's not!
What kind of group were you in?
I was in a noisy group.
But you're close now.
We're close now and we'll be in the same team next.
I'm looking forward to your relationship from now on.
Who are the members who were difficult to talk to?
"Tonight's Shikiritai" will be broadcast on Hulu after the show!
Nako, what are you doing at home with Sashihara- san?
I'm playing with Wii U.
After this, we'll have a reflection talk before going to bed!
I'll do my best to do my best from now on.
It's over.
It was tough.
But you were at the top, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
How was it?
I don't know.
I did it as usual.
It was a lot of fun.
I'm glad.
How was it, Nako-chan?
I was nervous and I couldn't get into what everyone was talking about.
I'll do my best to do my best from now on.
Let's improve our talking skills.
Good night, Nako-chan!
Thank you!
Good night!
Before you go to bed, we'll announce the next announcement.
Here is an announcement from the program!
"Tonight's Shikiritai" will be broadcast on Hulu and Hitele on Demand.
From after the broadcast, you can watch it on the Internet.
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Next episode...
Hey!
You're cute!
You're walking a little too fast.
We'll show you our members' special cosmo- technique!
But we can't stop showing our members our toughness!
I'm not embarrassed at all!