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I'm AKB48 Team 4's Yui Murayama.
I'm Nobu Mogishi.
I'm Tesaho Iwata.
I'm Ayaka Okada.
Now, we're going to be four high-tension sisters and announce our charms.
It's strange.
How's everyone doing?
Wait a minute, Haruyo!
Everyone's having fun!
It's fun!
Please watch us!
Bye-bye!
I'm AKB48's Runa Nishiyama.
This time, I'm going to show you my charms in Aomori dialect.
Andare is...
full of members who haven't been discovered yet.
It's a space where you can be with the members.
It's difficult.
It's a space, so if you want to see other members of AKB,
I'd be happy if you could come here.
Andare, watch me!
It's difficult!
I'm AKB48 Team 8's Okabe Rin.
This time, I'm going to tell you eight things about me that I like about members of Team 8.
The first one is...
that I can always feel the warmth of Team 8's love for me.
Did I say too much?
The second one is where my head is fluttering.
The third one is where my hair is slightly black.
I like how you're wearing a T-shirt.
The fourth one is where you put up the stickers I drew.
The fourth one is where my black clothes look good on me.
How many more are there?
Two more...
The fourth one is where I'm holding a microphone.
The fifth one is where you always do your best and try to liven things up for me.
The sixth one is where you look down at me.
Wow!
I'm Tano Yuka from AKB48.
I'm going to say a catchphrase that I came up with as a woodcutter.
I'm only going to say it once!
I love you, Master, the most in the world!
Watch me on Andale!
Thank you!
Director, help me!
Director, take this!
Are you ready? Everyone's okay?
Everyone's okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
One, two...
Okay.
Lady!
One more time!
One, two...
Andale talked a lot with Team A this time,
but we talked a lot, laughed a lot, and had a lot of fun!
Yay! Watch it!
Yay! Yay!
Bye-bye!
I'm Erina Oda! Bye-bye!
Okay!
Yay!
Thank you!
Shuku Andale Broadcast 800 times!
800 times!
Even if it's 800 times, we'll be fine!
AKB48's...
Andale!
AKB48's "Under Parade" has just begun!
The memorial 800th live broadcast will also be broadcast from the AKB48 cafe and shop in Akihabara!
Now, let's move on to self-introductions! Let's start with Nao-chan!
Yes! I'm Kyotofu representative Ootano! Nice to meet you!
Nao-chan!
Yes! I'm Oda Erina from Kanagawa Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Yes! I'm Kasuminko and Moni Kasumi from Fukushima Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Yes! I'm Rinrin and Okabe Rin from Ibaraki Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Yes! I'm Shimizu Maria from Gunma Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Yes! And I'm Chiba's star, MC Mariko Nakamura! Nice to meet you!
Yes!
Now, today is the 800th live broadcast, so we will broadcast it with Team 8 members!
And also, I would like you to take a look at this, but today is July 1st, 2015.
Please take a good look! First of all, in 2015, this number 2 + 0 + 1 + 5 is 8!
And if you add July 1st 7 + 1, it's 8!
Today is full of 8!
And... Eh? Ah! This! Um... Thank you for everything! This is Roxy and Sugar's research!
The staff is also using it a lot! Thank you very much!
Really!
Now, and... Ah, it's already time for it, but everyone, there is good news for you today! It's this!
From today, the broadcast will start! Glicoice and Papico's new TV commercial!
From today, Papico's first TV commercial will start broadcasting!
In the commercial, Mayu, Yui and Paruru will appear.
From Team 8, Nanami Yamada and Nagisa Sakaguchi will also appear.
First of all, we would like you to watch the commercial.
So, VTR, start!
Papico!
Pipico!
Papico!
Pepico!
Eyebrows out!
Out!
Delicious and fun!
Traveling game!
Papico! Pepico! Pepico! Pepico! Popico!
Pepico!
Thank you for watching the new commercial.
Everyone is so cute in the commercial. What do you think of it?
It's so cute.
It's the last commercial of the day.
What do you think of it, Kasumin?
I want to play it.
You want to play it?
Yes!
Thank you for saying that!
Today, we will play "Papipupe! Papico!" game that we played in the commercial.
Staff, please get ready.
"Papipupe! Papico!" game? What kind of game is it?
Everyone has a papico, right?
First of all, we will explain the rules.
Let's start explaining the rules!
Papico!
When you say "papico" and point at someone, the game will start.
Pipico!
When you say "papico" and point at someone, the game will start.
Pupico!
Pepico!
Popico!
When you say "pupico", "pepico", "popico" and "papipupepo" and point at someone, the game will start.
Whoever has been pointed at by "popico" will strike a pose andpoint toward someone and say the same thing over and over again.
Pampapico!
Pimpipico!
"Pimpipico!" "Pimpipico!" "Pompopico!"
From the second week, we will add the words "pan", "fin", "pun", "pen", "pon" to our heads.
No matter how many times we do it, it's the same thing!
Pampompopico!
The number of letters you add to your head increases with each round, and if you make a mistake or don't follow the order, you lose.
So, everyone, did you understand the rules?
Well, first of all, the members know it, but it's a little problematic.
Now, we will play "Pappipuppepappipico!" game for a lot of time.
As a special rule, only the number of times you lose will be penalized!
Everyone, please play "Pappipuppepappipico!" game with all your might!
Now, let's start! "Pappipuppepappipico!" game, start!
"Pompopico!" "Pimpipico!" "Pompopico!" "Pimpipico!" "Pompopico!"
No matter how many times we do it, it's the same thing! "Pappipuppepappipico!"
Pappipuppepappipico!
Papipo!
Huh?! That one?!
Pi! Po! Mi!
Then, Pampampam Pampico!
"Papipo!" "Pipico!" "Pupico!" "Peipico!" "Popico!"
Will you repeat that every time?
"Papapico!" "Pimpipico!" "Pumpupico!" "Pempepico!" "Pompapico!"
Will you repeat that every time?
Pimpimpipipiko.
We had everyone try out the "papipipepapipiko" game, how did you like it?
It's difficult and scary.
Scary, scary, scary.
Let's announce the number of times we lost.
It went like this...
Ah!
Nao-chan twice, Odairi twice, Kasumin three times, Rin- chan once, and Maria-chan zero times.
What?
I don't like to think about it.
Wow.
With this result, let's start with Rin-chan who lost the least number of times.
It's my first time.
Is it your first "piripiri pen" debut?
Yes, it's my debut.
It's your 800th debut.
Okay, let's go.
Rin-chan, please press the "piripiri pen" button.
That's fast!
This is bad, Kasumin. Are you okay?
Because you lost three times.
It's okay, I can change it.
Next, Nao-chan and Odairi.
Since it's twice, both of you press it at the same time.
Panpanpapiko
Papipiri pen
Press it for the first time.
Let's go.
Press it for the first time.
One, two...
I'm sorry.
Let's do it one more time.
It might be broken.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it for the second time.
One, two...
You endured it.
You endured it for the second time.
This is the result.
That's fast, Kasumin.
Can you press it for the third time?
You can press it for the third time at your own timing.
Kasumin, press "panpanpapipo" for the third time.
I'm scared.
The last one, the last one.
One, two...
Amazing!
Your reactions are weak!
Anyway, it's a very fun game like this, so everyone, please try out the Papi Papa Papi Go game!
I didn't say "ah"!
Why did you say two words?
I'm really nervous!
Okay, let's start!
Papi Papa Papi...
Do your best!
Wow, it's been a while! I'm scared of Wednesdays!
Okay, let's move on to Wednesday's annual festival project!
Today's festival project is...
"Shuku Broadcast 800 Times"!
We've done more than 1,000 projects so far, but today we're doing an under-the-resent project with Team 8!
Yay!
I'm glad I said it without thinking!
Today, we're going to do an under-the-resent project with Team 8 members for as long as we can!
Let's call in the under-the-resent entertainers who've been watching over us from the start of this broadcast!
They're these people!
Toppe Reed, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Hello, hello.
Today, we have Toppe Reed, an underrated comedian.
Toppe Reed belongs to eight people.
What?
There are eight people here today.
Anyway, Toppe Reed is the king of comedy.
Eight consecutive wins in two years!
Yes!
For this day...
For this day, Toppe Reed will win eight consecutive wins in two years!
I'm sure it will be like that again this year.
That's right. If I win eighth place again this year, I'll be called "idiot"!
"Idiot"!
By the way, Toppe Reed, I'm sure you've been watching us from the beginning.
What is your memorable project?
There are many.
"Fishing" or something like that.
Yes, "Fishing Championship".
"Fishing Championship" for me.
Yes, "Fishing Championship".
I'll call security guards and make them fish.
I'll make security guards do whatever they like.
You were like a college professor.
Yes, I was like a college professor.
That was very interesting.
"Love Tan" from the bottom.
Ah, I miss "Love Tan"!
I simply made "Love Tan" because I thought it was cute to take it from the top.
From there, it became "Tomotan" from the bottom.
Well, I don't think there is a third generation yet.
Haven't you noticed that the third generation is next door?
Please proceed.
Today, with our legendary entertainer, Toppe, we will be doing a legendary project in our original atmosphere.
Yes!
Ah, I miss it!
This is what we used to hear in the past.
"Business contact".
"Set change".
Okabe and Rin will move to their designated positions.
The upper letters are the letters that Moeno Nito wrote for us.
Moeno-san!
How are you, Moeno Nito-chan?
Today, along with the 800th episode of the show, we would like you to talk about your memories of "Andale".
Then, set change, start!
Yes, what I remember is when I appeared in "Locate" of AKB48's "Andale".
Oh, "Andocate"!
Yes, it was during the "Neoki" prank.
My mom was watching the show and she said, "Why doesn't anyone pick up the garbage that was on my bangs during 'Neoki'?"
That's right.
That's right, it was always there!
I thought it would be nice if someone picked it up for me.
That's a memory!
It was like a feather.
Yeah, it was like a feather.
Yeah, and I was probably wearing pajamas and they said it was on me.
I thought, "Why doesn't anyone pick it up for me?"
Were you angry?
I wasn't angry, but I thought, "Why won't anyone pick it up for me?"
You thought, "Wouldn't it be nice if someone picked it up for you?"
Yes.
Oh, this one was nice.
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Oh, I remember this!
I remember "Chikichiki Johnny"!
This one!
Business contact! Polish your body expressions!
Wow!
What kind of project was this, Topplin-san?
I don't know if you know about this, but it's a woodworking project called "Air xx".
I've been doing this all year.
It's a project where you don't speak or make a sound, you just express with your body.
You've never done this before, have you?
No, we haven't.
You haven't, right?
Oh, by the way, this is a picture of the past "Air xx".
The legendary "Air xx".
Oh, is this Ami?
Yes, Ami Maeda didn't know about "air xx".
What?
It's like holding something with water in it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
"Air xx".
Freshly caught fish.
What is this? Who is this?
Isn't this Tanabe?
Isn't it?
And Air Kabuki is Myao-san.
The same Myao-san.
Isn't it different?
Did Chi-chan say "yo"?
The end.
You can't speak.
"Air xx".
Is there a point of "Air xx" that you think is important?
Anyway, you have to do it even if you don't know about it.
There is a group battle.
You talk and say "what should I do?", and express it without making a sound as much as possible.
That's right.
I see.
This time, as usual, we asked for the topic in an official group battle.
And...
There were 450 posts posted.
Wow.
Thank you, everyone.
By the way, Nakamura-san also posted something.
Yes, I did.
Oh, you posted it.
Yes.
"Air xx".
It's a joke.
This is a rejection.
Hey.
What are you doing?
I wrote it with the tension of midnight.
It's midnight.
I wrote it at one and a half.
You should have said it earlier.
I wrote it with the tension of midnight.
Please forgive me.
Anyway, let's get started.
Here is the topic of "Air xx".
The topic that Hiraoka Takeo-san gave us is "Air Natto".
Yes.
Who will be the second one?
It's important to express food with your body.
But it's Natto.
Is it sticky?
Who is it?
OK, let's go to the water park.
What? Alone?
Alone!
OK, Maya, let's try to eat air Natto alone.
We need someone to eat it, right?
Let's eat one more!
Let's go with Ibaraki people.
Wait, I can't eat Natto.
It's beans!
I don't like Natto.
Natto only?
I can't eat Natto.
Ibaraki...
One Natto is not enough, right?
Really?
If you say like that...
OK, let's do it together!
Let's do it together!
OK, it's time for consultation!
Please consult!
Who will do what?
And please look at their back.
This is the point.
This is Ninnin's favorite part.
This is Mizuma-san's favorite scene.
Oh, it's good!
It's also good to put it down straight.
It's also good to twist Mikey's side and pin it.
Can you do it, Mikey?
It's good.
I know.
OK!
It's done!
It seems like you're ready.
OK, let's do it!
Let's eat air Natto together!
Ready...
Air!
What is Kanao doing?
He's mixing it.
Look, he's mixing it.
He's mixing it.
It's useful for people who are mixing it, right?
It's useful for people who are mixing it.
Spoon?
What is Kanao doing?
She ate one!
She ate it!
Mix it up!
What is Kanao doing?
Time's up!
There's someone mixing it up!
It's chopsticks!
You were doing chopsticks!
I was mixing it up!
There's someone holding chopsticks!
It's chopsticks!
What kind of expression is that?
That's good!
What does that mean?
For the first person, it's a good grasp of it.
It's good and wonderful.
Let's move on.
The next topic is this!
We received it from Kirotti-san.
I'll say it without reading it.
It's this.
What is this?
Let's start from there.
The people who will do it are...
I know.
Mikey and Oden-chan!
I don't know.
Okay, three of you tell me what it is!
What is this?
That's right!
What do you think these words mean?
How will you do it?
Kirotti-san, that's a wonderful topic.
Thank you very much.
That's how it is.
Kirotti-san.
That's how it is.
It's Armin's weight gain from that.
That's right.
I didn't know.
I didn't know about weight gain.
What kind of legend will be born from this?
Okay!
Let's start!
Kasumi and Oda Eri's...
It's that one.
Let's go!
Ready...
Air!
Is it a foreigner?
I think...
I think it's "Air James".
Is it "James"?
Isn't it "Air James"?
They started arguing!
What is it?
It's...
It's "James".
What is this?
I'm... What was it again?
I'm "John".
I'm "John"!
End!
I'm "John".
Ah! You were able to read "John".
"John".
How do you say "John"?
Which one of you is John?
She's right now asking which one of you is John!
I'm the real old John!
That's right, that's right.
By the way, did you understand what she said, Mizuma?
First of all, was "jaws" pronounced "jaws"?
"Jaws" is correct.
"Jaws" was pronounced "jaws".
Is "jaws" correct?
"Jaws" is correct.
You know where it is, don't you?
I know. It's Osaka, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see. It's Osaka.
It's called "Osaka".
No, it's not.
Mikey, what are you doing with your hands?
I thought, "Oh, Osaka has this".
Like this.
What is it?
It's a theme park.
It's in Osaka, isn't it?
Don't you know it?
It's a famous movie.
What movie is it?
It's a shark movie.
It's a shark that attacks you.
Why are you laughing?
You shouldn't laugh like that.
It's that kind of movie.
I think it will come like this.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here is the next question.
It's a message from Okayama86.
An errand that gets you involved in air sumo.
Who will answer this question?
Do you know what it is?
The last word is the key point, isn't it?
Berin!
Yes!
Can you do "Miss Mary" and "Tanao"?
Oh, you haven't done it yet.
Please give us your advice.
Okayama86, you are amazing.
It's not just sumo.
It's an errand that gets you involved in it.
I'd like to give you a lot of money.
Thank you very much.
Please take a picture of Kanao's braids.
I've braided more than usual.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to have a pretty serious meeting.
OK!
OK?
Let's go ahead and do it.
Let's do it together.
It's an errand that gets you involved in it.
Ready...
Go!
Hey, hey, hey!
She didn't say anything!
Time's up!
You didn't say anything in the first second of the show!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait, wait!
And you didn't say anything at all!
Hey, hey, hey!
It has nothing to do with sumo!
Hey, hey, hey!
No, no, no!
And you didn't say anything in the first second of the show!
Hey, hey, hey!
Time's up!
It's a Japanese national anthem.
Have you ever said "hey, hey" in a Japanese national anthem?
Shall we move on?
I'm hungry!
OK, let's move on to the last topic.
Here is the last topic!
It's a post by Suzuki Shouichi.
It's an errand that gets you involved in it.
I know it.
Who will do it for you?
You're not looking at each other anymore.
I know it!
You don't know it?
Then you...
Let's do it one by one.
Each of us...
Each of us will do it.
Let's do it.
Will you do it in this order?
Smoothly.
Each of us...
Smoothly.
Change it.
Let's do it.
Each of us...
Each of us will do it.
Ready?
Yeah!
Pie.
[Laughter]
Time's up!
Nakamura-san, please tell us the answer.
Wait, I don't know!
I don't know!
Nakamura, please tell us the real beard dance.
Wait, are you okay?
Ready...
Air!
[Laughter]
Time's up!
This is it!
She was so confident about this!
Yes, each of us had our own thoughts.
That's amazing.
You didn't know.
But you knew this, right?
Yes.
What do you do from here?
No, I don't know.
Isn't it like this from here?
No, it's like this.
That's amazing.
You didn't know.
Time's up!
This is business contact. We're going to do a set change.
Shimizu Manie-chan, please go to your designated position.
Since today is the 800th anniversary, please tell us about your memories of Andale.
Set change, start!
My first memory of Andale...
I think it was about a year ago...
I ate a scorpion.
Wow!
I said I wanted to eat it myself...
And it was delicious.
When I ate a cicada or something like that...
There was someone who said they liked a crude Maria-chan.
It's not crude.
There was someone like that.
I'm glad I ate it.
That's why it's a memory.
Can you eat a lot of it?
What would you like to try next?
Luxury...
...bad guy.
What's a "luxury bad guy"?
Luxury bad guy...
Call me!
If you could love each other in 1/5 of AKB, what would you do?
What kind of project is this, Mabu-san?
This is...
Confession acting.
When the game came out, we did it.
Confession acting towards the camera.
One of you will do it, right?
It's like a game.
Then, isn't it 1/6 today?
Ah, I'm sorry, you're already done.
But you were in the game.
Ah, I was in 1/149.
That's right, you were in 1/149, so it's fine for you, Nakamura-san.
Ah, I got it.
You were in the game, right?
I was in the game.
Ah, you were in it.
Ah, I was in it.
What?
Your face is weird.
What?
Your face is weird.
My face is weird?
You look like a sick person.
You look like you just got sick.
Your way of talking is terrible.
You look like you're 38 years old.
Your way of talking is terrible.
Today, these five people will do it.
Do you have any points for today's project?
Well, we'll do our best to act.
It's a project that started with the love election.
That's right.
We'll face the camera and act like we're with the camera and confess our love.
That's right.
Shall we start with the topic?
Ah, orange.
This is what Rinrin came up with for the love confession situation.
Culture festival.
That's right.
What kind of situation is this, Rinrin?
Could you explain it for us?
Well...
It's like a crossroad.
It's like a culture festival.
The role of making it is left to two men.
And even after everyone left school, they're secretly doing it like this.
And then, sometimes their eyes meet.
So, for the third time, think of it like it's a boy and work on it while secretly making their eyes meet.
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Huh? Did you get angry?
Sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive me!
I forgive you.
I'm glad.
Any entertainer can make eye contact.
Let's do it.
Please change your clothes and crouch down.
Please do it realistically.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Then...
Then we'll start.
Let's start the culture festival confession performance.
Ready, action!
Hey, don't look at me like that!
It's not over yet!
You know...
Do you want to come with me to the culture festival?
So...
Let's go.
I like you, so please go out with me.
Wait a minute!
You don't have a serious look on your face!
I love you!
That was good.
How was it, Nizima-san?
It was perfect!
Was it?
I think it was good.
It was good, but I didn't want you to die.
I bit you and your pace changed.
Your pace changed!
It's difficult.
Let's continue to burn up.
The next person is Nao-chan!
OK!
Here is the situation!
A part-time job at a bento shop.
How was it for you, Nizima-san?
It wasn't that bad.
It was a bento shop with a lively atmosphere.
It was a bento shop with a mild taste.
A mild taste is important.
Was it your last part-time job today?
I often say this.
I work at a construction site.
I always work here in the afternoon.
I always buy a bento.
You like it, don't you?
Does she quit?
Yes, she does.
At last, she confesses her love.
Let's get started!
Nao-chan's confession at a bento shop.
Ready, action!
I'm going to stop, but...
It was a flavorful bento, but...
I want you to eat a flavorful bento, too.
I'm embarrassed to say it, but...
I love you!
She said it straight!
The flavor of the bento was light, but the content of the confession was strong!
I love you!
Isn't it good?
I like it.
I like how she's embarrassed.
She's embarrassed.
It's amazing.
Let's move on!
Next is Maria-chan!
Maria-chan's situation is...
A teacher in an educational training school.
What kind of situation is this?
A teacher in an educational training school left her with compensation.
We can't study at all.
We get scolded a lot.
We're students, right?
We get angry and say, "What are you doing?"
Are you in love or something?
Can you focus?
We have that kind of conversation.
And at the end...
I confessed my love to you from over there!
From over there?
No, from over here.
I confessed my love to you from you, teacher.
What?
That's right.
She confessed her love to a student.
That's right.
Let's move on to Maria-chan.
You can do as much as you like.
Yes.
You can do it.
You suddenly sound like a director.
It's okay if you can do it.
Do your best!
Let's move on, Maria-chan!
An educational training school teacher confessed her love to a student.
Ready, action!
An educational training school teacher confessed her love to a student.
Are you still compensating?
Two, three, four...
Eight!
You're stupid!
You're stupid until the end...
What?
What is "suki" (like) in Japanese?
"suki" means...
you write "joushii" and read it as "suki" (like)
No, it's not like that! It's not about kanji.
You don't know what "suki" is?
Then I'll teach you!
I've always loved you!
I love you, Maria!
That was good!
I thought you started with "rakugo" at first!
That was wonderful!
But you said "hachi" (eight)
And with that...
That was good!
Next up is Rin-chan!
Rin-chan's situation is...
"gakkou no kaerimichi" (school's way home)
How do you do it?
Well, I can do it.
I know it.
I can do it.
But I made it easier for you.
"gakkou no kaerimichi" (school's way home)
The other person will ask you out.
The man will ask you out.
But the other person actually likes you.
So...
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm sorry, Ishio-san.
The man will ask you out.
But the other woman likes you.
And you'll ask him out.
I see.
Are you okay with that?
The director has absolute confidence in you.
She's doing her best.
Have confidence!
Rin-chan.
Yes?
You don't look confident.
It's okay!
Okay, let's do it, Rin-chan.
Confession acting on the way back from school.
Ready, action!
I see, you had someone you liked.
We had so much fun together on the way back.
Didn't you notice how I felt?
I'm an idiot.
I like you.
You did it!
I love ninja stuff!
Wow, that's great!
Everyone who came, I forgot to say "foo" and I was already captivated!
Wow!
Using your bag, right?
I did it seriously.
You're a wonderful person!
Perfect, thank you!
Thank you very much!
Lastly, let's go with Kasumin!
Mikey!
Kasumin's situation is this!
Miscalculation!
When you think of Mikey, you only think of miscalculation!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you two going to do?
We're going to be careful of your line of sight!
We are! We are!
We're going to be careful of your line of sight!
We didn't know you two were in the same class!
We like you and confess our love to you.
Are you listening?
Are you okay?
We're going to be careful of your line of sight and confess our love to you.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay!
Aren't you going to call the police?
Your hat!
No, it's going to curl up!
Ishio-san!
I'm going in! I'm going in!
Excuse me!
I'm hungry!
Yes, yes, yes!
Director, how do you like my hat?
It's nice!
Is it okay?
Thank you for waiting!
I'm going in!
Thank you!
Okay, let's go!
Kasumin's unexpected confession!
Ready, action!
Look over there!
No cars allowed, right?
No cars allowed?
No cars allowed to change cars, right?
Hurry up and come out!
Eh?
You want Kasumin to arrest you like that, don't you?
Ah, this way!
I don't get it!
Eh, wait!
It's been a while!
Eh?
It's been a while since I was in kindergarten!
You know, it's sudden, but...
It's been a while since I was in kindergarten, and I've grown up a lot, haven't I?
So...
I've always wanted to say...
Go out with me.
She said it again.
Why do you want to stand up and cover your face?
She said it again.
I love you!
Wait a minute. Isn't Kasumi being weird?
What is?
Situation.
No, it looks great on you.
Really?
I did it.
Motoko, telegram.
It looks great on you, but...
Even if it's too sudden...
Don't tell me you'll take it off and throw it away.
I'll take it off and throw it away.
The first word is... "I want Kasumi to arrest me."
That was wonderful.
Murumari, you're up!
Yes!
Business contact. I'll do a set change.
Ohtanao, please go to your designated position.
Yes, please call me.
Today is Andale's 800th anniversary, so we're announcing our memories at Andale.
Then, set change, start!
Yes, when I was shooting "Anta," I was pranked and told by Mizuma-san that I looked like a demon.
I didn't like it at all.
Also, when we had the general election, I won the grand prix, but it was because of my sadness.
I was happy about it, but I was shocked!
That's true.
Also, it was Andale's anniversary and birthday, and I was very happy about it.
I'm also happy about being a trainee emcee.
I'm going to study with my friends today!
Please!
I'm happy about it!
What kind of lessons can you give us?
Call us!
Business contact! Chris's Doeth Therapy!
Wow!
You've brought us all the way here.
Can you tell us about your project?
Are you still Nakatsuka Tomomi?
She's still alive.
Her Twitter has been updated.
Nakatsuka, right?
Nakatsuka has been feeling down lately.
This show opened up her mind.
She wanted to do something for Nakatsuka.
Nakatsuka is a tough girl.
She'll talk to you and solve your problems.
It's not just Nakatsuka's project.
Who will talk about Nakatsuka's love?
We'll have this member do it.
Wow!
Cherry's Doeth Therapy!
I'm happy about it!
We're going to have Weringo and Weringia do Doeth Therapy for us.
Hakui is here too.
It's not about Doeth.
It's Doeth!
It's not about Doeth.
Can you solve Doeth's problems?
I'll say what I think.
That's right.
She's fine now.
Let's get started.
The first problem is...
It's from Shimizu Maria.
Shimizu Maria has a name.
But her fans call her "goonma".
That's funny.
Her fans call her "goonma".
She looks worried.
What does that mean?
The members call me "goonma" too.
When I went back from an event the other day, I met someone who was with me at the event.
Ah! You are from goonma, right?
She remembers where she is from.
It's because of her self-introduction.
But is it okay for me to say "goonma" to the members?
I see.
She looks more cute.
She looks worried.
Ms. Beryn, can you say something to solve this problem?
Ah! It wasn't my real name.
She thought it was her real name.
I'm sorry.
She thought it was her real name.
You thought it was "shimizu goonma", didn't you?
I see.
Let's move on to the next problem.
This is the next problem.
It's from "otanao".
My skin is black and I'm worried about it.
What does it mean?
My skin is black and I'm worried about it.
Me too.
When we are in the room...
It's similar to "darabutomato".
We were talking about it just now.
When we are in the room and we meet the members for the first time in a while, they say "you've gotten tanned".
It's the same.
They say it to me.
When I was in elementary school...
I didn't go camping, but they say "you went camping, didn't you?"
You can't say it like that.
When I was in elementary school, I said it like that.
You decided to go outside.
I decided to go outside.
She is worried about it.
Benin sensei, please say something to solve this problem.
Why don't you get an operation?
It's going to be a big operation!
What should we do now?
Should we look for a hospital together?
I'm scared.
That's great!
Let's do our best!
Here is the next problem.
This one is from Wagayusuke-san.
I don't write any stories and just play games all the time. I can't stop and I'm in trouble.
That's right.
This is hard.
You play 24 hours a day, right?
Yes.
You play games for about 4 hours a day.
That's a long time.
What should we do?
Let's have someone solve it for you.
Let's ask our partner.
Jaberin-sensei, please say something to solve this problem.
Please solve it for me.
Yes, you can sell it.
I see!
You can sell the game!
I see!
I didn't know that!
You can sell it and earn money!
That's right!
You can't sell it because you have it at home!
That's right!
I see! You can sell it!
Thank you very much!
Solve it! Solve it!
You don't have to throw it away.
You can sell it!
That's a great idea!
Thank you very much!
We have another problem.
Here is the next problem.
This is from Oda Erina-san.
My dad is wearing my T-shirt without my permission.
It's my favorite T-shirt, so I'm in trouble.
That's good!
Oda Erina-san, what kind of problem do you have?
It's not like I'm 47 years old.
It's just a normal T-shirt.
It's my favorite T-shirt, but my dad is wearing it when we go home.
I don't like it.
Why?
He's wearing it as a T-shirt.
He's wearing it as a T-shirt and a pajama.
I don't like it.
Are you in trouble?
Please say something to solve the problem.
A new one?
Why didn't you think of it?
You should find something you like more than this.
Why didn't you think of it?
Let's look at the last problem.
You have a lot of hair and you are in trouble.
What is this problem?
You have a lot of hair and you are in trouble.
You have a lot of hair?
You have a lot of hair.
Even though I use my own shampoo?
Don't do it.
Let's solve it later.
May I?
My hair is thin.
It's difficult.
Let's solve the problem of Kasumin.
Please say something.
I will cut it for you.
It's special.
I will cut it for you.
What should I do?
Your hair is thin and you are in trouble.
Your forehead is showing.
This is like a window cleaning job.
You are making me scared.
You are cutting and opening.
Muramori.
I will do a set change.
Oda Eri and Kasumi, please go to your position.
Today is 800th anniversary.
Please tell us about your memories in Andale.
Set change, start!
I always do a love love rally with Nizima.
And I was born here.
When we shake hands, people say "Oda Eri, let's do a love love rally".
It means you are happy.
Yes, I am happy.
I always want to go to AKB cafe.
When we shoot here, we can eat food of AKB cafe.
The food is very delicious.
I want to develop a menu, Nizima.
Even you say it, it will not work.
Even I say it, it will not work.
The menu is good.
There is no one who has developed it yet.
Kasumi will be the first one.
What do you want?
Nizima, please.
You can't do anything about it.
Let's do something.
You are talking about AKB cafe when you are talking about "Andare".
"Shin" means "chance" and "chance" means "order" and "plus" means "opposite".
"Chance"!
Now, we will decide the members who worked the hardest today by voting by viewers' participation.
Now, on the smartphone or tablet you are looking at now, "gotaku" will be displayed,
so please select one during the singing time and touch it.
Then, let's start the one-minute singing time!
The button will appear below.
Viewers can change the answer as many times as you like within one minute of this singing time,
but you can't change it after one minute.
Moreover, this is only a live broadcast.
Please understand that we don't have many reruns.
And today, for the members who won "nostalgic" and "chance" in particular,
we will give you three-minute appeal time that you did for "Andare" in the beginning.
Three minutes?!
You will also get three minutes.
Even if you are an entertainer now, you will only get one minute!
Three minutes!
This is also a long time!
Amazing!
The members complained about it.
They did!
Now, let's move on to the last appeal time!
Viewers, please appeal your hard work for this one hour!
First of all, I'm looking forward to it!
"Natto no hashi", I did my best!
Is that it?!
"Onaeri"!
I want three minutes!
"Katsumi"!
I also want to develop a menu!
"Mimi"!
I came up with something unexpected!
"Gunma"!
"Gunma"?!
You don't have to call me "gunma" anymore!
Now, we will start the trial!
While we are waiting for the results of the trial,
we will do the delusional phrase quiz that became popular on Wednesday!
Today's question is...
"I want to say it in the order of "top lead", "Katsumi", "Mimi", and "Maria".
Let's start with Yusuke Waga's "ke"!
Starting with Yusuke Waga's "ke"!
"Ke"!
I'm pretty hungry!
"Lu"! "Lu"! "Lu"~~
Waga-san is a little plain.
"Lu"~~
Waga-san, why is there an intro?
"Ne"! "Ne" is plain!
"Ne"! I'm getting hot!
"Iyo"!
I'm getting hot!
"U"!
My stomach is like a float!
"Ke"!
"Ke"! "Ke"!
I'm sorry for saying this without asking you,
but I saw you on TV the other day.
I saw you on TV the other day.
I want to say this to Waga-san.
Maybe...
No, I like Waga-san quite a lot.
I like Waga-san quite a lot.
You like him?
No, I don't like him that much.
I don't like him that much.
I don't like him that much, but...
I don't care if you like me.
I like you like a night wind.
What's wrong with you?
Thank you for today.
Why did it end like this?
It ended well.
As a teenager, you still have a pure heart.
That's amazing.
You usually say good things about me.
If it wasn't for "eight", it wouldn't have ended like this.
It would have ended like "zuta zuta".
That's amazing.
The meeting is over.
Let's see the results.
Who did their best today?
Who is it?
This sound is nostalgic.
It's all nostalgic.
Who is it?
Okame!
Let's take a look at the percentage.
Here it is!
Sanao 21%, Daisuke 12%, Kasumin 9%, Rinrin 44%, Gunma 14%.
Gunma!
It's overwhelming!
It's duet therapy.
Oh my...
How is it?
I don't need 3 minutes.
But isn't there anyone who wants to receive duet therapy?
I won't do it anymore.
You don't have to rush.
You have plenty of time.
You can use it however you like.
This brings back memories!
Oh, you're right!
Let's start Rinrin's 3-minute appeal time!
Start!
Hello, everyone!
Some of you may be seeing me for the first time.
I'm Okabe Rin, from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Let me see...
Ta-dah! Look at this sticker!
I drew this to commemorate the 800th episode.
Everyone is wearing it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
I'm out of ideas...
That's too fast!
It hasn't even been 30 seconds yet!
Well...
That's right.
Do you have any questions for Berry?
You don't?
If you don't have any, then...
I'll show you around my cafe.
Look at this screen.
The screens are divided into nine rows.
The circles below remind me of the Olympics.
No, it's not.
It's Google Plus.
The autographs are cute.
This is Hitsubi...
Oh, it's Hilary!
Hitsubi!
Who's Hitsubi?!
You know Hilary, right?
She's from the return season.
I can't read this.
I don't know.
It's written in English.
One minute left.
The autographs are cute.
Is it just Hilary?
You don't have any more?
This is Karin Sumoaki.
She's a teammate.
What kind of teammate is she?
One minute left.
I think I can talk about Karin Sumoaki a little more.
Karin is a small girl...
Is it this big?
She's a small girl who always ties her hair together.
You have 30 seconds left.
30 seconds...
Let's wrap it up.
Okay, let's wrap it up.
The Ibaraki Prefecture where I live is often called "Ibaraki".
Ibaraki...
Recently, there are many people who say "gii gii" so I'm giving up.
You have 15 seconds left.
Please continue to take care of me as a teammate!
Bye bye!
7 seconds left.
She did a hand down!
Time's up!
It's been a while since I played for 3 minutes.
It's been a while.
How was it?
It's been a while.
As I thought, it's been a while.
But you did your best.
How was it for you as a legend entertainer for this hour?
It was fun to see you as a different teammate.
How was it, everyone?
It was fun.
It was fun!
It was fun.
How about you, Otechi?
It was fun.
Yes.
Do you like Andra?
I like her!
She's fast.
The cameraman is in trouble.
You have to rally.
Thank you very much for supporting "Jogging Top Race"!
Thank you!
Here's an announcement!
"Jogging Top Race 125th Edition" will be released for a limited time on YouTube and will be uploaded at the end of the broadcast.
This is a special episode of Sakiko's "Andra Graduation" last Wednesday.
Please check it out!
And tomorrow's Thursday members are...
Ryoka Oshima, Nana Owada, Yuka Tanoi, Maria Nakao, and Mariko Nakamura.
And our guest is Mr. Hibiki!
Good members!
Tano-chan!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Tano-chan is Papico!
Is Papico coming tomorrow?
Papico is coming tomorrow.
Papico is coming tomorrow, isn't it?
Here's the last one!
She was in "AKB48"!
Who are you?
Thank you!