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I'm AKB48 Team A's Matsuri Sakiko.
I'm going to become everyone's little sister and tell you about my charms!
Yay!
Onii-chan, you know, there's this really fun show on Notti Ni Ni called "Anti-dare."
I'm not picking members, but everyone's working so hard and they're so cute!
It's really fun, so please watch it!
Huh? Why won't you watch it?!
Hey, onii-chan, you have to watch it!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! Look! Look! Look at "anti- dare"!
I'm NMB48's Yamao Rina!
I'm going to dance my best and tell you about "anti-dare"!
Everyone, give me a hand!
Yay!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Don't turn around, step forward like you did yesterday
There's no dream behind you, don't look back
Go ahead! I'm Andale Mita!
I'm Suzuki Mania of AKB48.
This time, I'm going to tell you about Andale's charms!
Andale is...
You can see things like this and that!
Everyone!
Please watch Andale, where I appear!
I'm Furukawa Iri of AKB48 Team K-2!
I'm a "wooden pervert" writer, and I make you feel energetic with my hot lines!
Hey, I've fallen in love with you...
Please forgive me, pyon!
Watch me, Andale!
Here is the question!
Where is Nagano Serika, whose birthday is today?
Find Nagano Serika in 5 seconds!
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4
3
2
1
The answer is...
here!
Watch me, Andale!
Today is Team Eto Festival!
Here is the question!
Watch me, pyon!
Here we go!
AKB48's...
Watch me, Andale!
Watch me, pyon!
It's a long way around.
Ah, it makes my heart race, doesn't it?
Just imagining it makes my cheeks go up and down,
and my palms start sweating.
Ah, if our eyes meet,
we might look down.
My heart feels like it's about to explode.
It's only natural for me to be nervous.
With the morning sun on my side,
the green trees sway in the wind.
For this wonderful day,
I stand here.
Excuse me.
I heard you said "kogi".
Excuse me.
Come over here, please.
I heard you said "goni".
What is this?
This is the largest number of members who have appeared in a cafe.
What!?
By the way, for ten-person rugby, there are two teams.
For futsal, there are four teams.
For family business, there are three families.
The total number of members is 21.
From this program, I heard that there are 15 members of HKT.
But there are 21 members more than that.
You heard "goni", didn't you?
I will show you 21 members.
Can you stop saying "today"?!
Really...
Right?!
So, Tani-san and Yamamoto-san, for the first time...
Right?!
When I said "for the first time", it turned into "21 people"!
There are people here for the first time too, right?!
Abe-san for the first time today...
Right?! There are a lot of people for the first time.
Abe-san, Takaoka-san, Hirose-san...
It's nice to meet you all!
It's nice to meet you!
Thank you very much.
So, for today's "21 people"...
While announcing confession lines from men who suddenly fall in love...
We'll have you introduce yourselves!
So, first of all...
Yamamoto-san and Ruka-san, please go ahead.
Ruka-chan!
Here I go!
Ruka, you're late!
Is it not time yet?
It's here! It's here!
Ruka!
Sorry for the wait!
Um, sorry...
I know I'm bothering you, but...
Eh? What?!
Don't worry about Ruka!
You know...
From today...
I won't be your friend anymore!
Eh?!
You're lying!
From now on...
Be my girlfriend!
Eh?!
Yes!
Wakayama Prefecture's...
Yamamoto Ruka here!
Oh my, oh my, oh my! Nice to meet you!
Wow!
What was that? Like a lightbulb?
Amazing!
Checking the make-up and doing it all with this set?
I think each set has its own thing.
Today is one hour, right?
Continuing, Tani-san!
Yes, Tani-san!
Hiroshima Prefecture.
"Tawanna"? What does it mean?
It doesn't reach you.
Does it mean it doesn't reach you?
Yes.
Ah, thank you!
You know...
I've liked you for a long time.
Will you go out with me?
Sure.
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Tani Iri from Hiroshima Prefecture. I'm 15 years old. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
OK! Let's go!
You don't like me, but you have a boyfriend, don't you?
You have one, don't you?
I don't have a boyfriend.
What? You don't have one!
OK, I'll say it.
I like you.
What? Really? Me, too!
What? I'm embarrassed.
What?
What? Wait a minute!
Nice to meet you! I'm Tani Iri from Hiroshima Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Next, Nagano!
I've always wanted to see you!
It's a long distance relationship, but will you marry me?
Yes!
I'm Nagano Serika, representative of Osaka Prefecture, and I'm 14 years old.
I can only think of you now.
You sound like a perverted old man.
No way!
Of course!
I can't think of you, either!
Please take care of me more!
Please!
Most of you look up, don't you?
Abe-san! Abe-san!
Please!
It's a long distance relationship, so I'll make it short.
It's okay.
Will you start liking me soon?
I've always liked you!
That's a good dialect!
Let's go with the dialect.
Thank you!
What's your name?
I'm Abe Mei!
Can we do it slower?
Let's continue with Oni-san!
I really like you.
Knock out!
I'm Onishi Momoka from Nara Prefecture. Nice to meet you!
Next up is Kita-san!
Kita!
Here I go!
I like you a lot!
I like you a lot, too!
Cute!
That was simple!
I'm Kita Reina from Ishikawa Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Kita Reina from Ishikawa Prefecture!
Next up is Gyo-ten!
Gyo Gyo Gyo!
Yes, yes, yes...
Say it out loud!
Hey, time out!
What's up?
Are you okay? Is that guy okay?
I like you, but will you go out with me?
Yuina also likes you a lot! Thank you!
Yes, I'm 16-year-old Youtaina from Kagawa Prefecture. Nice to meet you!
Kondo-san!
Konkon!
I like you, like you, like you!
Me too!
Me too! Me too! Me too!
Yes, I'm from Nagano Prefecture!
What did you want to do?
It's important to do your best! I'm glad you came!
Yes, I'm from Nagano Prefecture! I'm Omoiri of Mylin Catacombs! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Konkon!
You want to be confessed like a musical, don't you? I see.
Shitao-san!
Geo!
Are you an adult now?
Yes, I'm an adult now.
Why do you call me "Miyu"?
Because you are cute!
Yes!
I'm Shitao Miyu from Yamaguchi Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Geo-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Shitao-san!
Takaoka-san!
I'm going to confess now.
I see.
The person next to me now.
What? That's...
I've liked you for a long time.
Yaken, will you go out with me?
Yes.
Wow, that's great!
Thank you!
I'm Kakaoru Takaoka from Ehime Prefecture. Nice to meet you!
Wow!
What a wonderful performance!
What a long performance!
I like you.
If you say so, I like you.
Will you go out with me?
OK.
Easy!
Easy answer!
I'm 14 years old from Fukui Prefecture. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Mr. Hashimoto!
Hey, I like you.
But you... I... I'm the one who should say it.
Then say something.
I'll only say it once.
I like you.
Will you go out with me?
What's your name?
I'm Haruna Hashimoto from the Alpine Catering Industry. I flew here from Tama. Nice to meet you.
Thank you!
Big jump!
Very good!
You're good at it!
Next, Mr. Hattori!
Kunoichi!
Like this!
Holding hands?
Yes!
It was fun today, wasn't it?
It was fun, wasn't it?
What should I say?
Oh, I... I forgot to tell you something.
Huh? What is it?
Huh? I love you.
You sounded like Crayon Shin-chan.
Thank you, too!
I'm from Gifu Prefecture.
I'm Hattori Yuna, 13 years old, second year of middle school.
Nice to meet you.
I love you!
Hama-chan! MC Hama!
Hama-chan, are you okay?
I had fun today.
Yeah, but it's time for the mock game, so I'm going home.
Oh, there's a mock game.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
I had something to tell you and we played together.
Huh? What is it?
I've always liked you, so please go out with me.
Huh? I like you, too!
I'm from Chiga Prefecture.
I'm 13 years old, second year of middle school.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
Interesting and wonderful.
Hamamatsu-san!
Riona!
Hello?
There she is.
Oh, Riona.
Um... when are you coming?
In about five minutes?
You sound like Lou Oshiba.
Turn around for a second.
From now on, will you not show me your downcast face more and more?
It's fine.
Tokushima Prefecture.
I'm from Tokushima Prefecture. I'm Hamamatsu Riona.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
That's good.
One person.
Hitomi.
Turn up the microphone.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Hitomi.
Kotone, is there anyone you like?
No, there isn't.
I like you, Kotone.
So, will you go out with me?
I like you, too.
It's fine.
I can't get enough of her.
Nice to meet you, Kotone.
Nice to meet you, Hitomi.
Three more.
Hirose.
Hirose!
You know...
Did you know that I like you?
Can I say it?
I like you, too.
I like you, too. Please go out with me.
She's cute.
Ms. Hibiko Natsu.
Ms. Hiking Walking.
I'm from Kochi Prefecture.
I'm 17 years old. My name is Hirose Natsuki.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Fujimura.
Fujimura!
Yes.
Hey, again?
Are you dating Natsuki?
Yes, we are dating.
Ah...
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Hey, are you still dating her?
Yes, we are dating.
Don't date her.
Date me.
Whoa!
All right, I'll break up with you right now!
What kind of setting is that?!
I'm Natsuki Fujimura from Aichi Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
All right, last but not least, Aizawa Yamamoto!
Yamamoto!
You know, I really like you.
You know, I've always liked you, too.
Yes, congratulations!
Congratulations!
You're a god!
You look happy.
Yes, congratulations!
Objectively...
I'm Yamamoto Ai from Mie Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Yamamoto!
So far, we've introduced ourselves as a total of 21 people.
It's been about 20 minutes, hasn't it?
It's been about 20 minutes!
So, once again, Abe-san, Takaoka-san, Tani-san, Hirose- san, Yamamoto, and Nuka-san are joining us for the first time.
Nice to meet you!
Also, Kita-san, Hashimoto-san, Hamamatsu-san, Hitomi- san, and Fujimura-san,
you've appeared in "Andare" before, but you're joining us for the first time.
- Yes, it's our first time! - Yes, it's our first time!
- It's our first time with our first guests. - Yes, it's our first time with our first guests.
So, we'd like you to give these ten people a nickname.
I heard it was "two people" today!
Is it this good of a nickname?
- We'll give you a nickname! - By the way, who gave you the nickname?
- Tanao! - Tanao Ota.
- Tanao Momonga! - Momonga?
- Gyo Gyo Gyo! - Gyo Gyo Gyo...
Now, Konkon, Geo, Long, Car, Kunoichi, MC Hamai, Yamamon, Yoko Yoko...
- Who are they? - Yoko Yoko...
- You all have nicknames, don't you? - Yes, we do.
So, we'd like you to give these ten people a nickname.
- Let's do it! I won't call you by your first name! - Okay.
- Tani Yuri! - Yes!
- I see, it's Tani. - In Hiroshima Prefecture...
I'll call you by your first name, Tani!
- Tanuri! - Tanuri!
- It's Tanuri! - Tanuri!
- Yes.
- Is "Tanuri" okay for you? - It's okay...
You look like you're drooling...
- You're drooling, aren't you? - I'm sorry, but I'll call you "Tanuri".
- I'll call you "Tanuri" so you can go higher! - Yes!
I'm sorry for calling you "Tanuri".
- Yamamoto Ruka-san! - Yes!
- Yamamoto Ruka-san, right? - Yes!
This is...
"Toruka"!
I like "Toruka" a lot.
What do you mean?
What is it?
Yamamoto is "Toruka", so he is "Toruka".
Yes, he is.
What do you think, Mr. Yamamoto?
Who is "Toruka"?
It's you, "Toruka".
It's not like there is someone else.
It's getting more and more exciting.
Um, Mr. Takaoka!
Mr. Takaoka Kaoru!
Yes, I'll call you like this.
"Okaka"!
Ah, I see.
I see.
Mr. Takaoka Kaoru, so I'll call you "Okaka".
Mr. Takaoka Kaoru.
Okaka.
Ms. Hirose Natsuki!
Yes!
Ms. Hirose Natsuki, call me like this!
"Rosse"!
What?!
Why?
It's "Hirose", so it's "Rosse"!
Yes!
Um, um...
Yes!
I have something I want to say to you, Mr. Ninnin.
What is it?
Um...
There is a saying in foreign languages called "ninnin".
What?!
I definitely wanted to say it to you when you introduced me to Andare.
Really?
"Ninnin"?
There is a saying called "ninnin".
Is it okay?
It's okay!
It means to smile.
To smile?
To smile with a smile.
To smile?
I really wanted to say it to you when we met.
Thank you so much for saying it while I was slipping!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I still have six more.
Please say them quickly.
Ms. Kitarena!
Ms. Kitarena is like this!
Yes!
She is shy!
Shy!
Yes!
She is shy!
Yes!
I hope you become the number one person in the world!
Yes! Thank you!
Yes!
Ms. Amemei!
Yes!
Ms. Amemei, right?
Yes!
Ms. Amemei, over here!
"Beimei"!
"Beimei", okay? "Beimei"!
Is it okay?
It doesn't make any sense if you put it on me.
"Beimei" is fine, right?
Yes, it's okay.
Anything is fine.
Hashimoto-san!
Yes!
You quit wearing glasses, didn't you?
No, it's not like I quit.
I put them on when there's a large audience.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
But you don't usually wear glasses, right?
You don't wear them now, right?
I don't usually wear them.
I'll call you "Contact-san"!
No, it'd be funny if you had this picture next to you.
"Contact-chan"!
You can say "glasses-chan", but "contact-chan"!
Yes!
Fujimura-san!
Yes!
Fujimura-san, you wanted to become a comedian, didn't you?
Oh, that's right!
Oh, you did!
I was aiming for it.
You were aiming for it!
But I think you should quit being a comedian and read more books!
Please call me "Touson"!
Fujimura...
Fujimura Touson!
"Touson"!
It's an onomatopoeia, isn't it?
That's right!
That's all.
Hamamatsu Riona-san!
Yes!
Let's go!
"Riwona"!
Not at all!
"Riona"!
Since you can speak English, I'll call you "Riwona"!
Yes, thank you!
I'm happy! Thank you!
I'm serious, so I don't mind!
Thank you!
Hitomi... Hitomi Kotone-san!
Hitomi Kotone-san!
This is the most difficult one!
Should I call you "Hitomi" or "Tomiko" or "Mikoto" or "Kotone" or something like that?
I'd like you to decide for yourself!
"Hitomi" or "Tomiko" or "Mikoto" or "Kotone" or...
They all have names in them!
Which one will you choose?
Mikoto!
Yes, Mikoto.
Okay, please call Mikoto!
Okay, it's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
There is still an opening.
There are three things I would like to celebrate with you today.
The first one is...
The first anniversary concert of Team 8 will be held!
Congratulations! I'm happy about it!
Next Friday, April 3rd, Team 8 will celebrate their first anniversary
and hold a solo concert in the Tokyo Dome City Hall.
How do you like it?
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
How about you, Kanao? Are you practicing?
I'm doing it little by little.
Little by little?
I'm practicing.
Little by little?
No, we're all doing it together.
Are you all doing it together?
Yes, we're all doing it together.
We're all doing it together.
I'm looking forward to it.
And the second one is...
Team 8's first anniversary show on NOC TV!
I've been saying it for a while, but it will be on NOC TV from tomorrow Saturday at 10 p.m.
Team 8's first anniversary show.
Team 8's "Anta! Loque!"
"Anta! Loque!" will be broadcast.
Tanao, Takane and Yamada will be there.
Yes.
Yoko Yoko will be there, too.
How did you like it?
Are you watching it?
I'm not watching it.
You're not watching it?
I'm not watching it.
You haven't left a comment yet.
I haven't left a comment yet.
You haven't left a comment yet.
Yes, that's right.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's right. Let's go to the shoot with Ohta.
How was it?
There's laughter, there's tears, there's confusion, there's a dark head, and there's a lot of emotions.
I'd like you to see it.
Yes, thank you. I hope you will look forward to it.
And of course, at the end is his memorial day.
Everyone, let's celebrate it grandly.
Here it is!
Kobayashi Katsuya, happy birthday!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
I want to congratulate you.
That radio DJ, Kobayashi Katsuya, 74 years old.
It's thanks to him that we can listen to western music.
He's 74 years old?
His name was Kobayashi Katsuya.
I didn't know.
Why didn't you know?
What's up?
Kobayashi Katsuya! Kobayashi Katsuya!
It's not Kobayashi Katsuya, is it?
It's my birthday.
Oh, you've already said it?
Yes.
What am I, Kobayashi Katsuya?
Kobayashi Katsuya.
I thought this program was about Kobayashi Katsuya.
No, it's not.
And so, here is the birthday party we would like to celebrate forever!
Happy birthday!
Today is your 14th birthday.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
You have something you want, don't you, Kawa?
I want a one-piece big figure.
What kind of one-piece?
Not that one-piece.
What kind of figure is that?
The one with that character!
Yes, that one.
What kind of character do you like?
Shanks!
Shanks is cool, isn't he?
You want a one-piece big figure, don't you?
Kawa-san, can you go get it for me?
I'll go get it for you.
How does it feel to be 14 years old?
Do you have anything you want to do when you turn 14?
I want to thank my fans, my staff, my parents and my members.
I want to aim higher and do my best!
You're only 14 years old, right? What was the most fun thing for you when you were 14?
The most fun thing for me?
Being able to join Team 8!
Isn't that wonderful?
The manager is sitting over there, so let's lower our heads.
If you were to describe 14 years of your life in one word, what would it be?
Let's see...
Eight!
Eight?
Yes!
Team 8's first time?
That's right!
Is there any other meaning to it?
Other than that...
Team 8's first time is good, right?
For example, it's the first time you've spread your wings.
Yes!
It's love!
Ah, you can change it!
Will it be love?
The number of "hidden" is increasing!
Is it okay to say it's love?
Yes!
It's okay to say it's love, right?
By the way, what kind of person is 14-year-old Nagano-chan?
Everyone...
As I thought...
She's firm. Even though she's 14 years old.
She's so firm that you can't even see her.
When she's playing or talking with Hama-chan, she's like an older sister.
But when she's talking with me, she's like a kid.
How old is Hama-chan?
She's 13 years old.
13 years old.
What do you think makes you feel lonely?
When we make weird faces...
Or when we blow up gum balloons.
You blow up gum balloons?
That's a cute episode. Thank you.
Are you ready?
It looks like you're ready.
Don't break it!
Let's put it on a happy birthday song and count it as a present.
Let's sing it together. One, two...
[laughter and cheering]
He's a little fat, but...
[laughter and cheering]
Can you change directions a little?
So you can see him...
He's a big figure!
[laughter and cheering]
How is it?
Ah, you can hear it?
If you push it somewhere, you can hear it.
Can you push it?
Maybe it's on your shoulder?
Can you push it?
Pirate voice! I will become one!
[laughter and cheering]
There's one more!
Ah, you scared me!
You scared me!
Wah!
Gomu Gomu no...
Gomu Gomu no... Chuuu!
[laughter and cheering]
Thank you very much!
[laughter and cheering]
That's good, right? Please take it home!
[laughter and cheering]
Okay!
Bye bye! Thank you very much!
Bye bye!
Today is the most anticipated...
Team 8 will be attacking you on Friday...
No, I mean...
We will send you "Hachikin Wacha Wacha"!
One, two...
Hachikin Wacha Wacha!
[cheering and applause]
While we're on standby, I'd like to tell you a lot of little stories.
Members, please get ready!
Waka-san, over here.
Isn't it amazing? You're all surprised today, aren't you?
Some of you are wearing wool clothes.
Now, shall we announce it?
Here we go. Waka-san, are you okay?
Ah, you don't have a microphone. You don't have a microphone.
Okay, Waka-san, I'll start from here.
I'd like to announce the members I want as my daughter.
In third place...
Hama Sayuna!
I'm your host, Hama.
She seems like she'll eat anything that looks delicious.
When you say you want her as your daughter, that's what happens.
In third place...
It's Mari-chan!
It's Maron-chan!
When you say you want her as your daughter...
You definitely don't want her as your wife, do you?
That's right!
Definitely!
Please stay at home forever!
In second place... I'll announce it.
Yoko Yoko!
When I come home late...
I'm waiting for my dad.
Ah, like that?
Yes.
"Dad, I'm home!" I can hear it from the other side of the door.
Hey, Yuri, you're too loud!
It's a nuisance for you to listen to me!
Because I'm looking forward to my dad coming home!
Ah, like that?
Yes.
Then in second place...
Yoko Yoko!
I want to go to a school play party or something.
You'll cry for sure.
I'll cry for sure. I'll do my best.
Actually, we're going to film it at the Handicap, but...
It moves so much you can't film it at all, can you?
The center of gravity moves innocently, too.
That's right. I think it'll be shown in other dads' home videos, too.
I see.
Then I'll announce first place!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
No, it's not that you're not interested.
Director, you said you weren't interested.
I'll post it on Google+ so please check it out.
It's okay. We don't have much time.
Yes, yes, yes.
We don't have much time.
Okay, next up is...
"Let's Ask 21 People"!
Now that we're 21 people here,
we're going to do a little free talk and get to know each member's charms.
Please go ahead and tell us.
The member who does their best in their talk will receive a wonderful gift!
Now, let's get started.
The first theme is...
"My Worries That No One Can Tell You About"!
We'd like to have a talk about this theme.
Is there anyone here?
Yes!
Wow, you're all so energetic.
Kunoichi!
Yes.
Um...
Actually...
You can do addition...
5 plus 5...
Oh, subtraction!
Subtraction...
Subtraction!
18 minus 9 or...
How do you say it?
15 minus 9 or...
How do you say it?
Um...
The distance is good?
That's right!
Um...
At least once...
Subtraction with fewer numbers above, right?
Yes, you can't do that!
That's right!
- I see! - That's why even during tests, I'm counting like this under the desk and doing it,
but I'm sure if everyone in my class finds out about it, they'll make fun of me, so...
- You can do a subtraction! - 14 minus 6!
- Huh? - Really?
- Wait, wait, wait! - 8!
- Just the correct answer. - That's funny.
- That's a weird way of counting. - I see.
- I can't do it. - You can't do it, right? - What should I do?
- What should you do? But I think it's fine like that!
- Really! - But, Sakai! - Sakai!
- Is it okay like that? - No, it's okay! Make it your character!
- Character?!
- But, but... - You don't like it?!
- Is it okay like that?! - Is it okay like that?! - Is it okay?! - I don't think it's okay like that!
- It's not good for school! - It's not good for school! - Maybe!
- Okay, okay! Hirose-san! - This solution is...
- A math drill in elementary school!
- You can do it over and over again! - You can talk to your parents about math drills!
- Okay, I'll start over from first grade! - Let's do it!
- By the way, what grade are you in? - I'm in second grade of middle school. - Second grade?!
- You're in second grade?! - You're in trouble!
- And people make fun of me! - Maybe you won't win!
- I can't even calculate! - Calculate?!
- Before this, Yuna said...
- "If I was in class B and K, I might have won first place!"
- Oh, you're saying I'm stupid?!
- So, if we're teammates, I think I'm the stupidest.
- No, Nanami-chan is here. - Ah, but... - Who?
- But, Nanami is... - Nanami?! - A little higher up.
- But, Nachi is also stupid! - Dad?!
- Before, when I was asked "Who are you?"
- I realized I couldn't calculate.
- But, after that, I was frustrated.
- But, now I can calculate a million times a day!
- Yuna, Yuna, you have to calculate a lot of things!
- But, you can't even read kanji!
- But, Kunoichi and Yappa are always smiling, so I look like an idiot!
- But, that's a good thing! Let's keep smiling!
- Are you okay? You're not going to say "I haven't been found out yet," are you?
- Are you okay? You look like an idiot.
- He's super ugly.
- Long?
- He's a genius.
- Genius?! Genius MG?
- No way.
- By the way, who's the clever one?
- You're talented.
- Tani.
- Tani?
- Tani.
- You look like a fool, but you're right.
- He's smart.
- I'm smart.
- Can you do big movements?
- Yes, I can.
I can become a high school student.
You can?
No, you can.
I don't think it's amazing, but you can become a high school student.
Yes, I took the entrance exam and had an interview.
That's right. The test was also a good point.
Yes, it's good.
Um, please listen.
I'm listening. I'm listening all the time.
I'm listening.
I'm listening all the time.
In the last test of the third grade of middle school, my math score was 100 points!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!
I'm smarter than you.
What do you mean?
Yes, English is no match for anyone.
English is amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
I came to see the park, and it was very wonderful, English.
Thank you very much!
Actually, I saw you. You were right behind me.
You saw me?
Yes.
I don't like it!
What?
I'm happy!
We go now!
Oh! Thank you!
Thank you!
Um...
It's not even an English conversation.
Wait a minute.
Um...
I'm not smart at all!
That kind of thing makes me angry!
Really!
Don't you study much at home?
Um... My parents make me study.
But I really don't want to study at all.
Oh, I see.
I don't want to.
What are you good at?
I'm good at music.
That's right! Ringo can play the violin.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Do you still play the violin at concerts?
Yes, I do.
Oh, that's good, too.
That's amazing.
Any other questions?
What is it?
Oh, yes.
Um... Avetani is a comic.
Who is it?
It's me, Tani.
Can you come up with new jokes without those new jokes?
Wait a minute.
Who is who?
It's me, Tani.
Avetani and Tani.
Can you come up with new jokes without those new jokes?
Do you have any new jokes?
Show me.
Do you want me to do it?
Can I just say it?
Yes, you can.
Can you stand up?
Stand up.
Stand up in front of me.
Are you a comic with Avetani?
Yes.
Stand up in front of me.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
It's Avetani.
You make a lot of jokes.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm Abe. I'm Tani.
Say it together.
We are Abe and Tani.
It's a nice day today.
It's a normal entrance.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Here we go.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won. I'm happy.
But it's not like that.
"Rock-paper-scissors" means "dakara" in Hiroshima dialect.
I thought it was "rock-paper-scissors".
It's not like that in Hiroshima dialect.
And...
I want to play "shikyushiki" again.
What?
Abe, what's wrong?
It's "shikyushiki" so "shikyushiki" means "rock" and "shikyushiki" means "rock".
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's not like that.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won.
But...
Stop it!
Thank you very much.
Amazing!
"shikyushiki" is good.
Okay, this is "ninten manzai" ceremony.
It's amazing.
shikyushiki
We always say the same thing.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'm happy.
We don't have much time.
Okay...
I'll give you one word.
Oh, no!
Ninja!
If you come this far, I won't chase you anymore.
Wait!
Oh, no!
Damn it! Run away! Run away!
Oh, you're getting closer and closer! What's this?
It's a tissue!
Oh, it's a tissue delivery!
I have it!
Thank you!
I'll give you one!
Use it somewhere!
Yes, thank you!
Okay, we don't have time! Let's move on to the next theme!
Okay, here's the next theme!
My favorite local words that I want to spread all over the country!
I want you to know about it!
It's a theme where we introduce local cute and lovely dialects!
Okay, so...
Anyone?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Geo!
Mike!
Okay, the words I want to spread are...
"bucci"!
Huh? "bucci"?
"bucci"! Like, "bucci, do you like it?"
bucci, do you like it?
"bucci, you're not good at it," or...
What does it mean? What does it mean?
"sugoku," or...
Oh, I see! "sugoku," "bucci, do you like it?"
How do you use it? Let's try it out!
Okay!
Let's do it like this!
This is where the dialect course starts.
Like, "do you use it like this?"
Okay, please give us the dialect course!
Why did you call me out to the sea like this?
"To the sea"?
"Bucci," you said.
You're the one who brought me here, "bucci"!
Okay, I don't have much to do, so...
"bucci," do you want to swim?
"bucci," I don't want to swim!
Why not?! "bucci," swim!
"bucci," it's cold!
I see. Okay, then...
"bucci," let's go home!
That's not it!
That wasn't it at the end.
You can use it for both good and bad.
"sugoku" means "amazing."
Yes.
Was it fun?
Yes.
That's good.
Anyone else?
kontakutocha
It's "nan" in Toyama dialect.
What does it mean?
It means "no."
It means "no"?
It means "no."
Let's try it.
To make it easier for you to understand...
Let's change the situation.
Let's start the lecture.
I heard you have someone you like.
What?
I heard you have someone you like.
nan
But "cross" is famous.
I heard you have someone you like.
I don't have anyone.
No way.
But you like him, don't you?
nan
I like you.
nan
I don't know.
It's different at the end.
nan
What is "nan" at the end?
It's scary because it comes suddenly.
That's right.
Who has a dialect?
Is it Turkish?
Yes.
I don't know much about Wakayama dialect,
but I know it's "mecha" in Kansai.
What?
"Mecha"?
Do you know "mecha"?
"Mecha" is "mecha"?
"Mecha" is a very "mecha" place, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
I want to do it.
Luka wants to do it, too.
"Mecha", right?
"Mecha" is not a dialect.
It's a dialect.
Okay, go ahead.
What are you doing?
Wow, there is a very big hole.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
"Mecha", fly over there.
One, two...
What is this?
Fly over the hole.
Why do you fly over there?
Fly over there.
What are you doing?
Luka, please tell me a dialect.
"Mecha" is "mecha", right?
It's a dialect.
Okay, anyone?
Okay, Mikoto.
I want you to know "nanshon".
"Nanshon"?
What are you doing?
"Nanshon" is a little cute.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?" is the meaning, right?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
Nizima-san...
What are you doing?
I'm looking for coins.
What are you doing?
Anyone else?!
Okay, then...
Coco!
I'm "damonde".
"Damonde"?
"Damonde" means "therefore".
"Damonde"...
Where is Coco from?
Nagano.
Nagano? "Damonde".
"Damonde".
Okay, let's try it.
"Damonde"...
What does it mean?
"Therefore"!
Ah! You just said it!
What does it mean? "Damonde"?
"Therefore"!
You're saying "therefore" wrong.
"Damonde"! "Damonde".
"Damonde" means "therefore".
"Therefore"?
What does it mean?
It's started!
"Therefore"!
What does it mean?!
"Damonde" means "therefore"...
"Dakara" means "therefore".
What does it mean?
"Therefore"!
You're late!
I'm sorry!
You said "therefore" about 6 times!
"Dakara" is stuck in your head!
"Dakara"!
I said it normally!
Normally!
Bye!
Yoko Yoko's hand movement is like...
Like that!
Pere!
No, you didn't get it.
You didn't get it?
OK, from the bottom up! Pere!
Yes, well...
I call Gobi "something something goat".
What?
"Something something goat"?
"Goat"?
"Something something goat"?
Yes.
What do you call it?
"Cute goat" or...
"Let's do it"... "Cute goat" or...
You can call it anything, Gobi.
Yes.
"Let's do it"... "Let's do it"!
Yes.
Is it like "cute goat"?
Yes, I call it "cute goat".
Oh, you call it "cute goat"?
Yes.
Oh, is that so?
OK, from the bottom up!
"Cute goat"?
Huh?
"Cute goat"!
Gobi is fast.
"Cat"! "Cat goat"!
"Cats goat"!
"Cute goat"!
"Cats goat"!
"Patting goat"?
"Cute"... "Cute goat"?
"Cute goat"!
"Patting goat"?
Can I pat you?
"Cute goat"?
"Patting goat"?
"500 yen goat"!
"500 yen goat"?
"Thank you, goat"!
"Thank you, thank you, goat"!
It's not like that.
"Thank you, goat" is different.
Two more!
Yes!
Yes, go! Go! Go! Go!
What about you, Hogue?
Um... I'm Zaraa.
Oh, Zaraa. Where is it?
It's in Shizuoka.
Oh, you say it a lot.
But I want you to be careful.
When you say "Toyama" or "Shimane",
you say "Zaraa", right?
No, no.
What do you mean?
It's a bad word.
Yes, it is.
Right? It's a bad word.
So when you first said it,
you were like, "Huh? She said something."
What does "Zaraa" mean?
In Shizuoka, it means "That's right."
In Shizuoka, it means "idiot" or something like that.
Okay, you three, come down.
What?
You three.
So it's a mix of different meanings.
Let's start with Yoko.
Okay, Hogue, go ahead.
Wow, it's cold today.
What?
It's not.
It's not? How do you use it?
I don't know.
I explain it and say, "It's like that, isn't it?"
Oh, I see.
It's cold today, isn't it?
"Zaraa"?
"Zaraa"!
"Zaraa", "Zaraa".
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
It's cold today, isn't it?
"Zaraa", "Zaraa".
It's hot today, isn't it?
What are you doing?!
"Zaraa"!
Thank you very much!
"Thank you very much" is wrong.
Oh, it's time!
I'm sorry.
It's time now.
Okay, Denizma-san, please choose one member who worked the hardest.
The one who worked the hardest is...
Who is it?
Pere!
I had a lot of fun until you said "somehow"!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Open it up!
I'm opening it up!
Yes!
I'm opening it up!
There's something nice in it...
You can take off the lid! You can take off the lid!
Yes, there was someone with a happy birthday in it!
You scared me!
What's wrong?
You scared me!
What's wrong?
I don't want it!
No, it's for you, Kita-san!
It's for you, Kita-san!
Everyone!
The show will end in one minute!
Ah, it's showtime!
Yes, so that was "Ask 21" free talk!
How was it, everyone?
It was fun!
Thank you!
How was it, Momonga?
Momonga!
Yes, it was really...
Yes!
Yes, it was fun!
Sorry, we didn't have much time!
Yes, thank you!
Since we're already introducing ourselves to everyone...
I hope it doesn't end in one minute...
We're doing our best...
Come back again, everyone!
Yes!
We'll be waiting for you!
Yes, yes, we'll be waiting for you...
We'll be waiting for you...
Yes, yes, we'll be waiting for you...
Lastly, with everyone's dialect...
That's right!
Let's end "Ask 21"
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