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Finally, let's start quietly! A round of applause!
Our final opening talk partner is Miki!
Thank you for having me!
The set isn't finished yet!
It's not finished yet!
This is all done by the members!
It's not Eddie who's making it, it's all done by the members!
It's all done!
Be quiet! Don't talk!
It's all done!
How do you feel? Are you lonely?
I'm really lonely!
It's not like we won't see each other again, but there's a chance we won't see you again.
It's been two years and eight months.
Do you have any memories of those eight months?
To be honest, when I first heard about you on the show, I didn't know who you were.
I didn't know you at first, but you're getting more and more popular.
You're like an old lady.
Luka is like a family doll. I'm like Luka's older brother.
Shut up!
Are you having fun?
You're like an older sister.
You're like an older brother.
You're like an older mother.
Shall we get started?
Let's go!
We're going to connect.
What kind of connection?
Why do you connect with a cute face?
It's lonely, but it's the last episode.
Let's go!
Everyone, please change the title!
Us, Team 8 Kansai's six people!
Among Team 8!
No, no! Among AKB48!
No, no, no, no! Among all idols!
We're going to shine!
We're going to be number one!
Until we secretly show you here and now!
Kansai Area! Start!
Yay!
Good luck!
- We'll do our best! - We'll do our best!
- So... - Yes.
- This time... - Yes.
- Since it's the last time... - Test! Test!
- Let's introduce "Hint"! - Yes!
Thank you for cheering up the show with us for two years and eight months!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Do you want me to hug you? - Yes!
- Do you want me to take you? - Yes!
- Do you want me to take you? - She's doing it!
- Yes!
- It's okay! It's okay! - Do you want me to take you?
- Do you want me to take you?
- What are you doing? - Introduce us! Introduce us!
- From "Raiten no Ei"! - We are Miki and her!
- The way you introduce us is like a continuation of "Music Fair"! - It's like that!
- So kind! - You're so kind!
- It's the last time! - Thank you!
- We're back! - Two years and eight months...
- Thank you for coming to see us! - Thank you for having us!
- It's sad but... - Yes!
- There's a lot of sadness. It's sad in the end. - Yes.
- It's not like the show is over. - Yes.
- The song is over! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Do you see? - Yes!
- It's not like the rate of change is bad or something like that! - It's not like that!
That's not it.
The song itself is over.
It's not over yet!
It's not easy.
It was a warm ending, but it's been 2 years and 8 months.
2 years and 8 months...
Yes.
Not many things happened to everyone.
But basically...
There were a lot of times when we didn't get together.
So in total, it's been about 2 years.
I think it's been about 2 years since we met.
Right.
It's heavy.
It's been about 2 years.
How do you feel? Do you miss it?
Maybe you miss not being able to see each other.
Don't you feel it?
Maybe you don't.
My heart is beating so fast.
- Why? - I don't know.
- Maybe it'll end? - No, it won't end.
- It won't end. - I don't know yet.
- Maybe it'll end. - No, it won't.
- It won't end. - No.
- It won't end. - It'll end.
- We don't know yet. - We don't know.
- We don't know yet. - The song itself won't end.
At the end of the song, there will be a song like that.
It won't end!
- It won't end. - It won't end.
- I see. - Yes.
- The song itself won't end. - It won't end.
Everyone was sad.
Sokutome-chan was also sad for a while.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- It'll end in about three rounds. - That's right.
- This is still Kizuner. - Yes, yes.
- Please continue to support us. - Yes.
- Everyone in the back! - Yes.
- Please take a look. - Please take a look.
- The mascot of this show, Kossore86! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Thank you very much, Kossore86. - Thank you.
- It's like a Kossore86 party. - It is.
- Everyone, do you remember this?
- The name Kossore86? - Yes!
- I remembered it! - I remembered it!
- Really? - I remembered it!
- It's been a while. - Once again, today...
Ah, this is Kossore86!
- That's right. - I see.
- So today, we say goodbye to Kossore86! - Yes!
- We'd like to end the show here. - Yes!
- However, it's sad to say goodbye. - That's right.
- After all, we'll stay here. - That's right.
- It's bright in here. - It's okay. Let's go.
- Let's go back to the sky. - Hama, don't make that face!
- Hama! - Right?
- No, don't make that face! - I'm glad!
- It's not that face. - It's a cute one.
- It's that face I'm looking at. - It's a cute one!
- It's not cute, but... - It's a cute one!
- Let's stay healthy! - Yes!
- So, let's go to the members' Kossore20 second presents! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Thank you to all of you, viewers! - Yes!
- First, Celica and Luka! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Good luck! - Well...
- Can I cheer for you? - Oh, I supported you!
- I supported you! Sorry! - You...
- You were taken away!
- You weren't taken away! - You weren't taken away!
- Everyone, it was 2 years and 8 months ago. - That's right.
- It's completely different now. - They couldn't do it like this.
- It was a cute face.
- They were crying at first. - That's right.
- Now, let's go! Kossore20 second presents!
- Start!
- Serika's Kossori Talk!
- Viewers, thank you so much for watching this wonderful show!
- Now, Ruka!
- Now, it's my Kossori Talk!
- Thank you for watching this wonderful show for 2 years and 8 months!
The comments like "it was fun" and stuff like that made me really happy!
Please continue to support us!
Yes!
That was wonderful!
I'm kind of moved!
I'm crying, what should I do?
Onishi, let's go! Please!
Yes! Onishi Makko Story Present, start!
Yes! So, I'm playing the role of Buriko here,
and there are about 30 people who said they like it and came to shake hands with me.
I think I was able to bring a lot of fans to this show,
so please continue to support this cute Onishi Makko! Bye bye!
Wow! Thank you!
I see!
Isn't that Buriko's character?
Huh?
It's just like that!
She acts like a character and asks everyone to look at her warmly,
but it's just like that!
I haven't asked you about Onishi yet!
Please do!
Okay! Let's get started!
First up is this!
To make Hachiro-kun feel safe,
"Choice-sick" plan, the revenge tournament!
Wow!
Choice-sick!
Wow!
We've been doing this for two and a half months now, and we've had a lot of "choice-sick" plans!
Choice-sick!
We've only had "choice-sick" plans!
Seriously!
We've only had "choice-sick" plans for Celica!
There hasn't been a single time Celica has succeeded!
So for this revenge tournament,
we'd like to make "choice-sick" plan a big success and make Hachiro-kun feel safe!
We can't let Hachiro-kun feel safe like this!
We'll make it a success!
Now, we've prepared a card with "choice-sick" plan written on it!
Everyone, do you remember?
Huh?
The "choice-sick" tournament.
I remember!
Do you remember?
Do you remember what you did?
For the "choice-sick" tournament,
I remember saying that I was in a hotel in just one pair of pants.
Ah, you said it!
You did say it!
You really did!
You did say it!
So, up until now, you've never done it before, right?
Fukutome-chan, you don't know everything, right?
Ah... yes.
You can say it clearly.
Since you don't know much, you'll have Fukutome- chan choose what you'll do.
Everyone will do a revenge.
Revenge?
Fukutome-chan, please choose something.
Anything is fine.
Then, I'll choose this one.
The one I chose is...
"escalator challenge"!
First of all, let's go with this one.
I'll explain it.
Everyone will talk about the topic in order.
The "escalator challenge" is where you have to surpass the person in front of you.
I see!
You've done it, right?
It's about making it more and more interesting.
It's about making it more and more quirky.
Last time, Terika was in charge of everything.
She failed three times in a row without surpassing the person in front of her.
I hope you'll somehow surpass her!
I'll do a proper revenge next time!
Understand everything!
Terika always starts without understanding anything!
What?!
She'll say scary things like, "Huh? What was I talking about?"
Please do it!
The "escalator revenge" is where you have to surpass the person in front of you.
If you can surpass the six levels of difficulty, you'll succeed in the challenge.
Each of you will succeed in the challenge.
Whether you can surpass the person in front of you or not will be decided by Azei-kun!
Please do your best!
The order is important for me, too!
Based on that, please work together and do your best!
Now, let's get started!
First, the important "talk" topic!
The important "talk" topic is...
Whatever.
I'd like you to say whatever you want to say from your heart in order.
Everyone, please decide the order!
Please decide the order!
Whatever.
By the way, Azei-kun...
I have something I don't care about.
By the way...
Recently...
I got facial cream from a fan.
I applied it on my armpit.
My skin was a little weak.
I removed all of my hair.
Even now, it's still tingling.
Whatever.
"Whatever." "Whatever." "Whatever."
While you were saying "whatever," the order was decided.
Good! Good!
The order was decided.
Now, we will start from here.
First, Futome-chan, Toppat.
Good.
Futome-chan, Luka, Odissi, Otahama, Serika.
Is Serika okay?
Serika is okay.
But look at her face this time.
Serika is confident.
Leave it to me!
This might be good.
Certainly.
Leave it to me!
Now, "leave it to me!"
Let's start with the one on the far left, Futome- chan.
Yes.
Lower your heart rate.
Leave it to me!
Now, Futome-chan, please go ahead.
Um...
I got 16 points for my physics test the other day.
Leave it to me!
That's pretty good!
How many points out of 16?
Of course it's 100 points.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
But there are about three people below me who followed the order.
What do you mean?
It's okay.
It's only the first round.
It doesn't matter.
That's right.
That's it.
Okay!
It's cleared.
Let's move on to "it doesn't matter".
Next, Ruka!
Yes.
I'm not good at getting up early.
My goal for 2019 was to be good at something.
But when I woke up this morning, I fell asleep again.
And when I woke up again, I fell asleep again.
It doesn't matter!
I don't care!
I don't care how many times you do it!
I don't care!
I like it!
It's cleared.
It's cleared!
It doesn't matter.
I couldn't get up.
You couldn't get up.
It doesn't matter.
Get up!
It's good.
It's good so far.
Next, Onishi!
Yes.
Tell me about "it doesn't matter".
Please!
Until recently, I was on stage.
I was wearing a wedding dress.
It was hard for me to walk.
There was a scene where I ran around in a wedding dress.
I fell down there a few times.
But I got a little scratch here.
It's serious.
Yes, it is.
But until I got this scratch, I couldn't wear a umbrella twice.
It doesn't matter!
I don't know! I don't know!
It doesn't matter if you got this wrong!
It doesn't matter that much!
You got worried and left early!
I got seen twice!
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Cleared!
I did it! Thank you!
It doesn't matter that much!
It doesn't matter more than "I did it a few times"
I got seen twice and got off the umbrella!
Are you interested? You are interested, right?
I want that umbrella.
- That umbrella... - What?
I want that umbrella.
You're losing it.
Let's talk about "however" instead of this.
Ota, please!
There was something that made me really happy.
I like to buy limited-time ice cream at a convenience store.
I used to bring it home and freeze it, and I had about 30 of them.
- Your favorite ice cream? - Yes.
However!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
So your favorite ice cream was frozen?
I used to bring it home and freeze it, and I had about 30 of them.
It's cold, just like her, but cold is like this.
It's not heavy, it's not heavy, it's not heavy.
It's just right, it's just right.
It wasn't heavy, it wasn't heavy.
This is clear.
It doesn't matter if you're interested or not, it doesn't matter.
It's not heavy, it's not heavy.
This is the best, the best.
That's good, it's clear.
Next, Hama.
You're doing well, Hama, please.
I recently noticed something about my body.
You noticed something?
Yes.
There's a bag behind my ear.
It's true.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter as much as Asei has a big bag here!
It's really big.
It doesn't matter!
When I take it off, it seems like it's going to hurt a lot.
I can't take it off.
It doesn't matter if you have a bag behind your ear.
It doesn't matter.
This is clear.
It's clear.
Now, here's the target.
The target.
It really doesn't matter.
Let's say it here.
Now, shall we?
Thank you!
Natto has three packs, doesn't it?
I ate the last one this morning!
It doesn't matter!
It's clear!
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
What is this?
What is this really?
What time is it now?
What is this?
It's the last week!
It's the last week, right?
It's the last week!
I want to ask you all.
Can you raise your hand if you think you won a revenge with this?
Revenge?
No way!
Revenge? No way!
When Terika asked you that question, you said "eh?"
So you don't understand anything yet.
You don't understand anything yet.
It was difficult.
It was nostalgic.
Terika was good too.
She was good.
You finally understood the purpose of it.
You finally got used to this feeling.
You're glad you got used to it.
Okay, next card!
Hitomi, will you choose one?
Okay!
Next...
I'll choose this one!
I...
Thank you!
Can you say hello again?
Can you say hello to me too?
I chose...
"Sukujiri Ending"!
What is this?
Let me explain.
The best "sukujiri" in this show is...
the ending.
After singing one song...
there's a closing comment...
we say goodbye...
and say goodbye.
But usually, it ends in the middle of a song.
So, there are 67 episodes.
There are 67 episodes.
Out of the 67 episodes...
there is a "sukujiri ending" VTR.
Let's look back at it.
Hitomi, please show us a cute VTR.
VTR...
Start!
Cute!
[Singing]
Wow!
This is the first one.
I thought it was over!
I didn't know it would end like this!
[Singing]
This is...
[Laughing]
[Singing]
Is it over?
[Laughing]
This is terrible!
[Singing]
Wow!
This is terrible!
Why?
[Singing]
Wait!
[Laughing]
Stop singing!
[Singing]
[Laughing]
[Singing]
What is this?
[Laughing]
[Singing]
[Laughing]
This is terrible!
[Singing]
Is there a version like this?
[Singing]
[Laughing]
[Singing]
[Laughing]
Oh, no.
[Laughing]
You were worried, weren't you?
You were always worried, weren't you?
What do you mean?
I've never heard you say that.
[Laughing]
Can I still talk?
[Laughing]
It's a new single, so let's have you listen to it carefully.
Wow, when you have so much time, you don't talk much.
[Laughing]
It's a new single, so let's have you listen to it carefully.
[Laughing]
It's a new single, so let's have you listen to it carefully.
It's not over yet.
It's a big sale.
You can do it.
Let's listen to the next song.
A.k.a. B-4-G and their teammate Kanna and...
What is it?
Coffee!
This is terrible.
It's not over yet.
I always say goodbye and say goodbye to Kanna and Chie.
It's not over yet.
It's terrible.
I'm sorry.
You have to do it properly.
It's not over yet.
Everyone...
She was looking down.
But she kept singing.
She's an idol.
Why did you stop singing?
What I was most curious about is...
Everyone has a lot of hair.
Everyone.
How did you like it?
Do you have anything to say?
It's funny.
As expected.
You don't have anything to say.
It's physics 16 points.
But it was great.
Today is the last week.
Decide on a set.
I will do my best.
I'm sorry.
At the end, I was talking so fast that I couldn't say anything.
I was talking so fast that I couldn't say anything.
In the middle...
It was ugly.
I was surprised.
I want you to choose the next card.
Which one do you choose?
Don't worry about it.
Don't watch the ending of "Shikujiru" again.
It's funny.
I want to watch it again.
Which one do you choose?
This one.
Okay.
Again?
I'm sorry.
It was "Blackbeard Catch".
Let me explain it.
It was a game where you grabbed blackbeard with gloves.
Gloves are dangerous.
They did it.
But everyone couldn't catch it with gloves.
That's it.
You finished catching it with your hands only.
It's already over with "catch".
In the end, they say "let's do revenge one more time".
So, they add this black smoke and "catch" the one that flew with this glove.
Everyone, please put on your gloves.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's small.
What is this place?
It's small.
We will definitely make it!
It's the last one!
Can you do it?!
Yes!
Please do it!
Let's do our best!
Let's do it!
Let's do the ending!
Let's do it!
If you do it with a glove, I will do it with a sledgehammer!
Unite!
Let's do it with a sledgehammer!
Let's do it!
One...
Let's start the engine!
AKB!
Team 8!
Wait a minute!
What was that at the end?
It's amazing!
I've never heard of it!
Let me do it!
Let's do it!
AKB!
Team 8!
That's good!
Let's do it!
Let's start the engine!
AKB!
Team 8!
Wait a minute!
AKB!
Ever since I saw Asei's face, I wanted to do this!
That's why I forced myself to do it!
That's amazing!
You did it!
Let's do it!
This is a sudden turn of events!
Not bad!
Here we go!
I'm scared!
You can't hit it!
I don't know when it'll come! I'm nervous!
Here we go!
Wow!
Here we go!
It hit it!
Hey! Who was the first one to catch it?
Who?
What's with that...
cute face?
Don't make a cute face! You'll fall in love!
Don't make me fall in love with you!
One more time!
This is revenge!
Something white was flying!
That's what it is!
It's not going to fly all of a sudden!
It was white!
It's not going to fly!
That's what kind of game it is!
It's easier if you put it there.
Scary.
Did you set it up?
Yes!
Thank you.
It's okay.
Alright!
Scary.
One more time!
Let's go with all our might!
Let's go!
Engines!
Let's go again!
Let's go!
Okay, let's start up the engine!
We are B.K.B. team mate!
Alright!
Go!
One, two...
Ahhhh!
Ahhh!
Yay!
You guys focus! You didn't see it, did you?!
I didn't do anything.
Focus!
You're like Lee Kavis.
Lee Kavis?!
On the contrary, Asahi will go first, so the rest of you can go first.
No, I'm scared!
Asahi will go first.
Be quiet, everyone!
Let's go!
One, two...
Let's start the engine!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Oh no! It's coming out!
Ase-kun, please!
Oh no!
Are you okay?
You don't have to do that here, Ase!
5 more!
That's amazing!
5 more! 4 more!
That's not the kind of game you're playing, Aze!
Let's go!
We'll definitely get it.
Let's go!
One, two!
That sucks!
She's really into it.
Why?
Okay, last one!
If Aze drops it here, will someone catch it for me?
I'll dig it up!
Up, up, up!
Okay!
Like you're stuck!
Dig it up and someone catch it for me!
Okay, okay!
That's fast!
Okay, okay!
That's fast!
Dig it up!
One, two!
No!
That sucks!
What are you doing?
That sucks!
I can't do it by myself.
What kind of idol looks like that?
That's too bad!
What's with that face?
That's too bad!
That's the end of "Drop It!"
Why?!
It was fun!
How was it?
It was fun!
It's not like "Let's do it again!"
I couldn't do it at the end.
The biggest downside is that your gloves are small.
No doubt!
I'm right-handed.
Okay, let's move on to the next member's "Costume No. 20 Present."
Thank you to all of you for watching.
Next up is Fukudome and Ohta Hama!
Please!
That was fun!
You didn't get any, did you?
Why didn't you get any?
You didn't get any, did you?
Really?
It's all in there, right?
You put it in the wrong way.
It's the worst way of putting it in.
You put it in the wrong way.
It was in there!
Really?
Okay, let's go.
"Costume No. 20 Present." Start!
Okay, here I go.
Thank you for being stupid.
What do you mean?
It's my first variety show and I'm a stupid character.
Character? Stupid?
I did my best!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Good luck with your physics test!
I'll do my best!
Thank you!
Okay, next up is Ohta!
Please!
Yes! It's my "Costume No. 20 Present."
That's right.
It didn't have a good ending at all.
I think it was a very "my pace" show.
But you all have a big heart!
Thank you very much!
You did your best.
Thank you!
The viewers didn't see it.
That's right.
Okay, next up is Hana!
Please!
Yes! I'm Hana!
Okay!
Thanks to you, I was able to come this far!
Thank you very much!
I was able to relax and have fun here!
It's all thanks to you!
Thank you!
She's energetic!
That's everything about Hama.
Yes, she's energetic.
She's energetic.
Okay!
Next up is me!
Let's go!
Please say a word to "kossuri86" and "onstar" organization!
Yes!
Now, "kansai hakusho" has come to an end.
That's right.
Lastly, we'll look back on our memories and say a word of thanks to "kossuri86" and say goodbye.
Also, special guests who appeared in the show will continue to appear.
I see!
Maybe "shizuru" will come!
I'm happy!
I'm excited!
Right now, it's "lumine"'s turn, so he won't come!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
"shizuru" won't come, but we'll do our best as "allstar"!
Everyone, please hand out your flowers!
Yes!
You all look like girls who look good with flowers!
These girls...
I'm happy!
My brother is growing up!
I think of you all as my little sisters!
Right?
No one is listening!
Just me!
Okay, first up is "luka"!
Yes!
Let's start with "luka"!
"kossuri86"!
Thank you for everything!
You're always wearing our clothes and watching over us.
"kossuri86" helped us get through the past two years and eight months!
Thank you!
Oh, "86" is here!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, "luka"!
"luka" has become an adult woman!
She has!
I'm happy!
Okay, next up is "onishi"!
Yes!
"kossuri86"!
Thank you for everything for the past eight months!
"kossuri86" too!
Please love "onishi" forever!
"tsuranoku" too!
She has a "tsuranoku" personality!
Since when did you become like that?
You weren't like that in the beginning!
No, it was like that the next time we met!
It was super short!
"kama"!
"kama" please!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
What are you saying?
Yes! I have something to say to Miki-san.
I'm glad that Miki-san is the MC, but Kousei-san always speaks in a loud voice and thinks "Is it okay for the MC to be like this?"
At first, Asen-san's hairstyle was like Moriase "BanBan" Rigardo-san's hairstyle.
But recently, his hairstyle is like a woman's hairstyle.
What do you mean?
Yes, he does "kousei furimaitai" and "you are a celebrity", and I don't know how many times I've said it.
I was always scolded.
Kousei-san is like "mami-chan"
I don't know if it's after he married "mami-chan", but he has become more mature.
I think you should speak in a louder voice and show more young spirit.
You two, Miki!
I think you should show more young spirit.
So I want you to do it properly.
But I'm sure you can become "downtown-sais"
So I hope you can show more young spirit.
As an entertainer, I hope you can do your best.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
You started talking like Takasu-san from the middle.
Famous producer!
Famous broadcaster, Takasu-san.
I'm sorry.
You always talk like you know him.
Yes, in the dressing room, you said "don't raise your bangs"
I've been told that.
I've been asking you for LINE messages since then.
Thank you very much.
Next, Terika.
To Kosori Hachiro-kun and Miki-san,
Thank you for your two years and eight months.
I'm sure you'll go through many things in your life,
but I hope you'll be happy.
You said it so quickly.
I hope you'll be happy.
Is that all you wanted to say?
She hasn't changed since the first episode.
She's an emotionless idol.
It's okay.
Your character is getting more and more established.
To be honest, I didn't know what to do at first.
I didn't know what to do at first.
I was wondering if you were listening to me, but you weren't.
You're saying things you don't like.
I'm saying things I don't like.
Next, Oda.
Thank you for your two years and eight months.
Thank you.
It's my first time being on a Kansai member-only program, and I'm very happy.
I'm happy to have met you, Miki-san.
I'm graduating, but I'll do my best to help you in a different place.
I hope we can meet again.
Thank you very much.
You're graduating.
Thank you.
That's what it felt like.
At once.
When we were recording last month and we went to the studio to take pictures,
I thought, "Oh, he's graduating soon."
That didn't happen.
That didn't happen for two years and eight months.
We all came together, but you weren't there.
I'm happy, but I'm sad.
I'll do my best.
I hope you do your best.
Next, Futsumi-chan.
Thank you for your two years and eight months.
It can't be helped.
I don't remember.
When we first recorded, I told Miki-san that I'm a high production type.
When I told Miki-san at school, everyone said I was a high production type.
Thank you!
What's with her?
Let's do our best again!
Let's do our best!
I knew it.
That's what people said.
That's right.
But it's nice.
It's the first time we've talked that much.
It's wonderful.
I've been looking forward to it.
I wanted to see your growth.
That's right.
I'll support you.
I'll let you see it through the media.
Now!
All of the members have finished, but we have a special guest!
A special guest has appeared.
First of all, it's this person.
A character who pursues the possibility of egg over rice!
It's TKG Yamamoto!
Ah, it's here!
It's not just TKG, it's just Luka!
Yes!
I'm TKG Yamamoto!
It's been a while!
Wow!
How have you been?
Have you been eating recently?
I haven't eaten much recently, TKG.
Is that so?
Let's have TKG Yamamoto say a few words.
Please say a few words.
M...
MM...
DM...
MMT!
TKG is Tamaoka's rice!
MMT!
What is it?
Miki, I love you!
This is extreme!
This is news and competitions!
This is amazing!
Thank you for saying you love Miki!
But ever since that show, I haven't liked Tamago Kake Gohan that much.
Because of that show, I haven't liked Tamago Kake Gohan that much.
I don't like it when it's too thick.
I won't eat it.
But thank you again for coming to TKG.
I'm sorry, it was TKG YAMO.
Thank you.
I'll leave the Tamago Kake Gohan here.
Thank you.
Next up is this person.
He was born because he wanted to be good at Oogiri.
He is Momoka Onishite.
Hello, good evening.
I'm Momoka Onishite.
You're getting a little erotic.
What are you doing?
You look like you're about to say something.
Just a little.
You're about to say something you don't know.
Now, we'd like you to do an Oogiri here.
We'd like you to say "I am a member of O-ONISHI."
O-ONISHI.
That's not it.
What is it?
I like Momoka.
I like O-ONISHI.
That's not it.
I'll say it from my side.
Of course it's O-ONISHI.
No, the script is not O-ONISHI.
There's no script.
No, no, no.
Let's go with O-ONISHI.
Why?
Let's ask Hatsune Miku and Hatsune Miku to say something.
Let's go with that.
First of all, O-ONISHI.
O.
I see.
Next up is O-ONISHI.
O.
The second one is O.
Big, big. I see.
Oh, big, big.
Good. Next up is O-ONISHI's second one.
To the west.
To the west. Oh, big, big.
To the west.
Here we go. The last one is C.
I'll do my best, so please continue to support O-ONISHI.
What is that?
Hey, you didn't need the first three, did you?
Why are you heading west?
Why are you...
What is this?
Well, you too, KINIKI-SAN. Please do your best to the west.
By the way, can I ask you in MOMO-KA?
Oh, MOMO-KA.
MOMO-KA's MOMO.
MOMO. MOMO.
Next up is MOMO-KA's MOMO.
I wanted to be with you more and more. But from now on...
But from now on...
The last one is KA.
You're too cute, O-ONISHI. Please continue to support me.
What is she doing?
What did she decide to do?
Well, in the end, it's up to you.
Let's move on to this person.
She loves prank videos.
It's PRANKHAMMER!
Ta-dah!
A prank has already succeeded.
A prank has succeeded in some way.
PRANKHAMMER has appeared.
I'm PRANKHAMMER!
There you are.
It brings back memories.
It felt like ASEI-KUN had a prank on me and cried.
You cried, didn't you?
Yes.
You were crying so much.
I feel sorry for you.
The last one is a special prank.
It's a bad singer.
Please sing it for us.
KOSEI-SAN...
I've been wondering if I should say it or not...
I'm standing on my own two feet.
Ta-dah!
It doesn't matter if it's a prank.
You're standing on your own two feet, aren't you?
I'm standing on my own two feet.
You're standing on your own two feet, aren't you?
Hey!
You're just saying it! Hey, it's a prank!
- Let me prank you! - Let me prank you!
- You're gross!
- I don't know what you're saying! - I thought you were saying "stand up",
- I'm standing up!
Be conscious of it! Be conscious of it! I'm standing up!
- What kind of show is it? - Yes, please order it.
- Please order it for me. - Thank you very much!
What's that?
- You don't need a signboard like that! - Thank you.
You're going to get in trouble for this!
What's that? You're saying it's a prank and you don't know what you're saying.
Hey, don't turn sideways!
Helmet, you're doing it now! You're recording it now!
So, you... Are you still a professional?
Don't get in front of the camera as many times as you want!
You don't need an A-type there! You don't need an A-type there!
- Next up is Kea. - Yes, yes!
She is a genius chef born in Kyoto, Ms. Michiba Naosaburo,
and Ms. Michiba Serisaburo, who is a famous chef in Southern Japan!
Thank you for your hard work!
- This is... I don't remember this at all! - What?!
- No way! - Who is it?!
I feel like we've met for the first time, so I can't help it!
Ms. Michiba Naosaburo and Ms. Michiba Serisaburo!
I'm sorry, but what did you appear in this show?
- Tamagoyaki! - Oh, the one you made for me!
- Yes, the original one! - That's right!
- Um, this show... - I don't remember it at all!
- Really? - Yes.
Remember it. In this show, you spent 40 minutes talking about it!
- That's right! - Ah!
- You spent one hour talking about it! - No, no!
- You spent a long time talking about it! - I don't remember it at all!
Now, could you two say something to each other?
Um, we'll do our best to improve our cooking skills!
I hope you'll be a good wife!
- What?! - What's with you?!
- You... - I'm not quitting! I'm not quitting!
- You... - I hope you'll be a good wife!
- You think you can do that?! - No!
- No!
- Ah! She threw it away! - She threw it away!
- That was funny!
And now, for the last episode...
- A new character! - A new character?!
- Will appear! - Yes!
- Um, since I'm the only one without a character... - Yes!
- All of a sudden... - Yes!
- A person like this came! - Yes!
- Now, please! - Yes!
Cha-cha-ka-chan-chan-chan-chan-chan!
Hello! I'm Kotome Dayu!
- This is... - She's done it.
- She's completely done it for adults. - Poor thing!
Poor thing...
She's doing her best... Now!
Kotome... Kotome Dayu-san!
- Yes, Kotome Dayu-san. - Is that your voice?
- Kotome... - Kotome Dayu-san!
- Kotome Dayu-san, right? - Kotome Dayu-san!
Yes, yes... Now, Kotome Dayu-san, please give us a story!
When I thought my regular show had started,
it was only the last episode of the third episode!
It's here!
This will be used as an embarrassing VTR 10 years later.
The more it sells, the more this material will be used.
It's dark history.
I'm sorry for the last one.
I'm glad it was a good memory.
Next up is this person.
She solved the members' problems while making tea for us.
Senno Rukiu!
I remember you, Senno Rukiu!
Hello, I'm Senno Rukiu!
It's you, Senno Rukiu!
It's me!
No, it's not you.
Oh, I see.
TKG Yanmo and another person.
Senno Rukiu.
I'm Senno Rukiu!
You solved many problems for us.
I've done a lot!
Thank you!
Thank you for that theory!
Thank you!
That made everyone brighter.
Were you saved?
Yes, I was saved.
That's great.
Can you leave this and solve Kotome Dayu's problem?
Of course.
Can you do that?
By the way, Kotome Dayu...
Do you have any problems?
I found you!
I'm sorry!
You're still Kotome Dayu.
Kotome Dayu.
Sit down.
It's like a circle.
Shall we sit down?
I'm sorry.
Shall we sit down?
It's like a deep-fried tofu.
Do you have any problems, Kotome Dayu?
Well...
How can I...
Wait a minute.
Are you nervous, Tetsuko?
Which one is it?
Kotome Dayu!
How can I be popular?
How can you be popular?
Can you answer this, Senno Rukiu?
Of course.
Thank you.
You want Kotome Dayu to be popular.
That's right.
That's your job, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm Kotome.
You're Kotome.
You're totally Kotome Dayu and Tetsuko.
You're like Tetsuko.
Being popular is your job, isn't it?
That's right.
It changes suddenly, doesn't it?
That's right.
Your character set is changing.
Being popular is your job, isn't it?
You have to do it from now on.
You're like a senior of AKB.
That's right.
You all have different characters and you're doing something.
Being popular is your job, isn't it?
That's right.
Do you have any advice for it?
This is difficult.
Did you get it?
Did you get it, Senno Rukiu?
Yes.
She got it.
I got it.
Then, Kotome Dayu will answer your question.
Please.
Ta-dah!
Keep playing Kotome Dayu!
You're lying!
Kotome Dayu's character?
Please keep playing it.
Please keep playing this character.
Of course.
Then, you'll be popular.
I will.
Senno Rukiu...
I'm sorry.
Senno Rukiu said you can do it.
Of course.
You can do it.
I've been playing Yo! Yo! Yo! for a long time.
I think playing it is the most important thing.
You haven't played it recently.
I do.
You haven't played it for a long time.
Can you play it for me for the first time in a while?
Look at Senpai's character.
Yes.
You can play it for a long time.
Then, I'll play it.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
I've been playing it for about a year.
If you say it's easy, you can do it.
I'm popular. Is it okay for you?
Thank you for your answer!
Thank you so much for Yo! Yo! Yo!
Thank you.
It was Senno Rukiu.
Thank you very much.
How nice.
I can see your growth.
Yes.
Then, shall we move onto the next question?
Of course.
Who is it?
The legendary singer who did karaoke with everyone,
Snack Onishi's Mamaka-san!
Hello! Good evening!
Mamaka-san, hello!
It's been a while!
How have you been?
Mama, how have you been?
Mama-san, how have you been?
I've been drinking every night!
When you look like Mama, you look more and more like Snack's Mama-san!
You two look good together, Mama!
Thank you!
Thank you, Mama!
Mama, can you say a few words?
Well...
Yes.
I'm sure you have a lot of things you want to do,
but I hope you will continue to work hard and become a hardworking celebrity!
Mamaka-san!
She's not responding at all!
She's not responding to herself at all!
Is that okay?
Mama, is that okay?
Mama, Mama, by the way, can you say a few words you like?
Is there a word you like? Words your mama likes. Like "zayoi no mei" (famous Japanese song)
Rather than a sandwich, everyone's love!
You're the one who said it!
Who said it? You or mama?
I'll leave it up to you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Next up is this person!
A fashion charisma born in Osaka!
Don! Nagano sensei!
It's this person!
Silent!
Really?
Yes!
It's not the weird person next to you, is it?
What do you mean "weird person next to you"?
It's not the weird person next to you, is it?
Sensei, please give us points for today's coordination!
I can't see anything!
I can't see my own color!
I can't see my own clothes!
Today...
It's fatal!
First of all, what do you want to wear?
These sunglasses...
This hat...
And this ribbon!
First of all...
Do you have anything for this season?
That's right!
This autumn...
Since it's autumn...
This... How do you say it?
This peach...
Peach-colored skirt...
I've never heard of it before...
Peach-colored...
Yes, peach-colored skirt and...
These sunglasses...
If you had to say one theme, what would it be?
Eh? What could it be?
Um, what could it be...
Please think about it!
That's for sure!
Don! Yo! Don! Nagano!
You were able to come here empty-handed!
And you surprised me!
As expected of Felika!
Thank you!
Thank you, Don Nagano!
Thank you very much!
You didn't say the theme...
You went home...
Next up is this person!
She came from an animal-not-transmitted kingdom!
It's Naogoro!
Hello!
It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
I remembered you!
She's not good with animals!
That's right, that's right!
It's another Naogoro than Mitsugoro-san!
That's right!
A dog or something came here, didn't it?
It came here!
It's your dog!
How is it? Have you been able to take care of it recently?
It hasn't changed!
But you still love this stuffed animal, right?
That's right!
Naogoro-san!
Is there a particular animal you're not good with?
It's...
A big dog!
Is a dog red?
I'm scared...
Scared of what?!
I feel like it's going to bite me!
It's going to bite you?!
Yes!
I don't want it to bite me!
Naogoro-san, do you have anything you'd like to say?
The only way you can touch a dog is if you have the gaze of an adult around you!
Pressure!
With pressure!
That's right!
Even back then, you had to pressurize it!
With pressure!
You had to pressurize it!
It doesn't end like that!
Yes!
How cute!
Yes, yes, yes!
It turns out that Kansai Mew Mew was surrounded by adults!
Now, it's finally time for the last one!
The last one is this person!
A woman who never reverses her milk!
Don't reverse your brain!
Hello!
A woman who never reverses her brain!
She doesn't laugh!
She doesn't reverse her brain, even if she swallows milk!
She doesn't!
Lastly, can you show us that legendary game one more time?
Can you show us that legendary game one more time?
I understand!
Ah!
Let me do it!
I'll do it!
Includes quite a lot of... Ah! Includes quite a lot of that!
Now! Then, Aseg! Yes!
Please say something to No Rivers and Hama-san! Yes!
Yes! Look!
It's getting closer!
Hey! No Rivers! Hey!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
Don't laugh like that! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you doing, No Rivers?!
Don't laugh like you're standing with your right pose!
Seriously!
Was it bad? You reversed it!
Was it bad, No Rivers-san?
No, I don't like this kind of joke!
Jack-tin is a joke!
As expected of No Rivers! Thank you very much!
Is there anything you would like to say? Including Jack-tin...
Including Jack-tin...
Anything you would like to say?
Yes!
Is it okay?
It's sad, isn't it?
I should never laugh like that!
You should never laugh like that! Because you're No Rivers-san!
Then, say something!
You can't! You can't!
Then, say something to the camera, please!
Why?!
What are you doing?!
What are you saying?!
At least do it like this and go up!
I will choose this and give it to one person.
Please don't do it.
That's it for today! This has been All Star Competition!
- That was fun. - That was fun, wasn't it?
- You guys weren't like this, were you? - How long are you going to do this?
Okay, everyone, gather up! Gather up, gather up, gather up!
- Is everyone able to say goodbye? - Yes!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Okay, so is it time for the ending? - Yes!
- Is it that late already? - It's too early!
- It's too late! - Okay, this is the last one.
- Everyone, thank you for your hard work for all 68 episodes! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- We did it for the first time, too! - Yes, thank you!
- The first time... - I'm happy!
Lastly, I'd like all six of you to sing the ending song.
Lastly, of course, fansites' theme song!
- All Star Adrenaline! - This is it!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Everyone, please stand by! - Yes, please stand by!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's the last one, so... - It's the last one, so...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it until the end! - Let's do it until the end!
All Star Adrenaline!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Thank you so much for watching us so far!
We'll continue to work hard as a team and as a band, so please support us!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Sa-ran-ga-le-gu-ru
Sa-ra-nan-ri
Ni-ma-na-yo
Tora-nan-mo-to-be-ru
No-ma-na-ni-do
Su-ru-ru-ki-ka
Kan-shun-shin-de-sa-ran
Uta-te-odore
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Everyone, AKB48's first Kamihatsu!
This is bad!
Can we make it in time?
Are we going again?