AISubs v3.5
This week, we'll start without telling you!
Give it up for Kansai!
Our guest for today's opening good talk is Kosei!
Thank you for having me!
Yay!
I practiced a lot before we started.
Oh, I messed up a little.
I messed up.
What should we talk about? Do you have any questions? I'll answer anything.
Questions?
Were you happy to see me?
Today.
Today? I'm happy.
It's been a while, about a month.
Yeah, about a month.
It's been about a month, but...
Oh, you knew. I'm asking you questions now.
Did you know?
A lot of things.
Did you do anything during summer vacation?
Yeah, like events.
Oh, no!
No?
Events?
Events.
If it's an event, you have to practice a lot.
Lessons.
Lessons. Dance. Teach me how you danced and danced.
Um...
Yeah.
Um...
Yeah.
Sukida...
Huh?
What? What? What?
Huh? Say it again.
Sukida...
That's terrible.
You two did it.
Like this?
Sukida...
This. Oh, it's a new song.
Is that so?
Sukida...
Oh, you know it? Wow.
Yeah, I know it. I've checked it all out.
Thank you.
I know all three sides of it.
Now, then...
Let's get started. Let's go!
Everyone, please say the title call!
A.K.A. "we hope" and our teammates' thanks and applause!
We're "ghostly" No. 1 Seniors!
Let's go!
Yay!
Now, this week has finally begun.
Yes, it has.
Right?
Yay!
It's rare for us to meet like this.
That's right.
Yes.
Thank you for having us.
And once again, we're "ghostly" No. 1 Seniors!
Thank you!
We've been doing this for about 2 years and the session is still lively.
- It's lively. - It hasn't changed since then.
- It hasn't changed. - Let's do our best today.
And this time, we have a special guest!
Let me introduce you, Yurina Gyoten!
- Please come in! - Who is it?
- It's a bit messy, but is it okay?
- It's okay! - It's always like this.
Please introduce yourself! I'm Hattori Yurina, representative of AKB48 Team S!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Hattori-chan! - Yes!
- AKB48 Special Guest! - Special Guest!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- Hattori-chan, representative of AKB48 Team S! - Yes, that's right!
- Your height is a bit high, isn't it? - It's about 160cm.
- 160cm! - Yes!
- You're slender! - No, I'm not!
- But you're not big! - No, I have a higher image!
- Higher! - Higher, you're right!
- How old are you? - I'm 18 years old.
- 18 years old! - I'm the same age as Hama!
- No, you're not! - You're the same age as Hama?!
- We're the same age, but in school... - In school?
- Hama is one year older! - Hattori-chan is one year older!
- Hama is the same age as you! - Yes!
- Can you stand next to me? - I'm a bit shy!
- This is it! - Hama is Hama! Hama!
- Forced! - What is this forced and sexy feeling?
- Good! Hama is surprisingly good! - Cute!
- Cute, cute! - Yes, for me...
- For Miki-san... - Miki-san?
- Miki-san! - Miki-san!
- For Miki-san... - Miki-san!
- I brought something for you! - No!
- What is it? - I want it!
- Yes, speaking of ninjas... - Ninjas!
- My last name is also Hattori! - Oh, you're right!
- And so... I'm Shuriken! - Oh my!
- You're underestimating a great ninja! - And...
- I also wrote you a letter, so first... - Yes!
- Please accept my Shuriken! - Yes!
- No!
- Yes!
- What's wrong with you? - No!
- No!
- What is this? What is this? - Thank you!
- You're welcome! - Thank you!
- Thank you! Is it okay now? - Yes!
- Thank you! - The letter...
- The letter is also properly... - How? - Oh, it's written over here!
- It's written over here! - How is it written?
- This is... - Oh, this is...
- This is the bandage that my staff gave me. - Oh, it's the bandage that your staff gave you.
- Please... - You should at least...
- You should at least break it. - As a senior...
- Yes. - As a senior?
- Yes, as a senior. - Oh, as a senior.
- To Miki-san... - Miki-san...
- I'm Team A's representative from Gifu Prefecture, Hattori Yuna. - Oh!
- I'm very happy to meet you. - Yes!
- I'm nervous, but I hope we can have fun. - Oh!
- Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
- Please at least remember my name! - Yes!
- That's... - Horii... - That's Kanpei, isn't it? Kanpei?
- The letter... - It's a letter!
- But you wrote it properly. - Hattori Yuna...
- You shouldn't put money in your own name! - No, I didn't say that!
- What? - You...
- Come in! - You win!
- What are you doing? But thank you! - Thank you!
- Please! - I'm happy!
- Please! - Each and every one of you!
- Thank you for leaving memories! - Yes!
- Even if you leave memories, all of this is done by the staff!
- Hattori Yuna didn't do it! - All of it is done by the staff!
- All of it is done by the staff and IZ*ONE! - Let's do it!
- Thank you! - Yes!
- Thank you for today! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Yes!
- Now, Ruka-chan...
- Yes! - Let's go!
- Miki-san... - Yes!
- I don't think you know Yuna very well... - That's right!
- I don't know her at all... - That's right!
- Yes!
- So, let's start with this usual project! - Yes!
- Why? - I want to secretly tell you about it!
- Hattori Yuna Presentation Competition! - Yuna!
- Hattori Yuna Presentation Competition! - Yes!
- This project is about Yuna, who only the members know about her, and other things like that!
- I want to secretly tell you about it! - I see!
- Is it okay? - Yes!
- So far, many members have come and done it before... - Yes!
- So... - That's right!
- Let's keep it a secret! - Keep it a secret!
- Let's keep it a secret! - Yes!
- So, is there anyone who will tell us about it? - Oh!
- Ruka-chan! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- That... - That...
- That's a very sexy way of saying it. - Yes, yes.
- That's not what you say. - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- That's okay. - Ruka, you're finally... - Yes?
- ...in prison. - Really? - Yes!
- Eh? - Ruka is... - Eh? What?
It's said that Luka is more protective, but it's kind of weird.
It's gross!
But when this project started, Kosei was already checking it.
I was watching it.
Don't do that!
Don't look me in the face!
Don't check me!
If you say it's gross, I'll check it!
Don't be so serious!
It's gross!
It's gross, isn't it?
If you say it's gross, I'll be fine!
You guys are all weird!
Why did you say "boyina"!?
It's your fault!
It's "ikaiten"!
Why "ikaiten"!?
It's "ikaiten"!
Why "ikaiten"!?
It's "boyina"!
I don't know about "boyina" but I heard "boyina" in middle school!
Seriously!
"ikaiten"!
It's "ikaiten"!
Go ahead!
"kattori" is "kessonohana" which is "ero".
I'm going to get "kattori" for myself!
Go home!
Can I put my finger in?
What is it?
Which one is it?
Why do we both like it?
The head is erotic.
It's not a normal head.
It's sticking out.
What do you mean?
It doesn't have a hole.
Where is it?
It's different.
I want to see it!
It's like...
It's like a shell.
So it's not an erotic head.
It's like...
It's like it's going to suck you in.
I think I've seen it before.
Really?
Even for me...
When I first saw it,
it had a pool in it.
I'm the only one who doesn't like it.
It has beans in it.
It has beans in it?
I'm really curious about it.
What kind of head do you want me to wear?
You'll decide for yourself.
What kind of head do you want me to wear?
You'll decide for yourself.
What kind of head do you want me to wear?
You'll decide for yourself.
It's always covered in hair.
If you don't cut it, we'll broadcast it.
That's right! If you broadcast something like this...
Show me! Is it done?
No.
You're stupid!
This is it!
You're stupid!
Something like this is included in this?
It's not that big of a deal, right?
Ah, I see!
This is...
I'd like to see it.
If you have something like this photo album, please release it.
Have you ever done a make-up?
No, I haven't.
Oh!
I'd like you to do it!
I'd like you to do a make-up in Hattori.
Ah! What's this?
Ota-chan's...
It's exactly the same!
It's cute! It's cuter! It's cuter!
Ota's photo album!
No, no, no!
It's exactly the same!
I'm making fun of you!
Do you have any other information?
Any information about Hattori?
Any information about Hattori-chan?
You're just blabbing nonsense.
Well, then...
I'll tell you.
I don't want you to tell me, but I only have information about you.
Don't you have any?
You have a big neckline.
Wow!
It's pretty!
Pretty!
But you're hiding it right now!
I'm wearing it like I would wear a shirt under it.
Oh, yes!
Lower it a little!
No, I can't!
That's not how you do it!
No, I can't!
Is it right to say "look at my neckline"?
It's true!
It's thin!
But everyone's so thin.
Where's your waist, Hattori?
Waist? What's that?
Waist? What's waist?
Waist band? Waist band is here.
Waist band is here.
Waist band is high.
Not at all.
Stop it!
You're all the same.
You're all different.
But you're not that thin.
You're very thin and you're a girl.
You're a girl.
You're a woman.
Your line is very good.
I know your body.
You're one of the top eight women in Missouri.
That's a lie!
You've never worn a swimsuit before?
No, I haven't.
I'm looking forward to it.
I hope you'll do it like this.
That's good.
Nao-chan!
Nao-chan, how are you?
We'd like to dance with Hattori this time.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let's give a secret present to each member.
Today's theme is "my favorite flutter."
There's no more.
Who's your favorite?
My favorite is flutter.
First of all, Seriga, Luka, Onishi, Odeisha, let's go!
Onishi's hair color has changed.
Yes, it has.
She keeps changing her image.
She shows us a side of her that we don't know about.
It's disgusting!
What kind of tension is that?
Let's give a secret present to each member.
Yes, it's Terika's 20 second present! My favorite flower is...
Minnie!
Yes, it's Minnie, but she looks like...
like... like... how do you say it?
Cute!
She's cute and...
I've liked her since elementary school!
Yes, thank you very much!
Terika, thank you!
Okay, Terika, say it!
Oh, your hair is messed up.
Okay, Terika, say it!
Okay, my favorite flower is...
Yes! My favorite flower is...
this!
Ta-dah!
It's a queen!
I've been proficient in this since I joined the team, so I'd like to show you now!
One, two...
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What are you talking about?
You are...
You are a little...
Yes! The reason why I like you is...
Simply because you are cute!
Is that all you have?
Freedom!
You took it for yourself!
That's too much.
And Atsue, what's your favorite hiragana?
- Hiragana? - Yes.
- Go! - Go!
Go!
- Go! - "Go"...
"Go"… answer me.
What's the point of this?
These members and Go are discussing whether to say "go or go."
- That's "go," right? - That's "go," right?
- "Go," right? - Is it "go"?
- It is "go." - But encountering
Yuki-chan, Onishi and who else?
The two of them were like "oh!"
"Oh" and what else?
Oh!
Drinking water.
Oh!
I see!
It was a mess!
I thought it was some kind of NG.
I was so nervous!
Everyone was like "oh!"
What are you excited about?
Let's start!
Here it is! Kansai No.1 Wado-nufu Prefecture Koso- ren Grand Prix!
As representatives of each prefecture, Kansai area No.1 will be competing against each other.
Hattori-chan, as a representative of Chube area, please do your best.
Here is today's theme!
Hattori's Carrying Out Project! No.1 H&H Wado-nufu Prefecture Grand Prix!
What is this?
H&H?
I've been doing this for 5 years now.
Over the past 5 years,
I've been able to realize
the character I've created.
I've finally realized that it's H&H.
H&H?
What is H&H?
H is H&H. Don't you know?
Literally?
It's H&H.
It's not that much of an H.
It's not H&H.
It's H&H.
I don't know.
I see.
From now on,
you will compete against each other
in various competitions.
However,
you are idols,
so H&H is okay,
but you can't say anything about it.
I'd like you to decide
whether it's H&H or not.
Will it be H&H or not?
Masayuki will decide.
It's difficult.
Please do your best.
Don't go too far.
It's a no-cut, no-edit video.
This corner is really scary.
It's really scary.
Please be careful.
Okay, let's start.
Here is the first one.
H&H World Street Trip!
Here are the rules.
Each of you will say words
that are not H&H
in your own ways
so that H&H can hear you.
For example,
"actagarunosuke".
I don't know why,
but can you say
"actagarunosuke" to H&H?
"actagawa" "ryunosuke"
h&h
You sound like an "h&h" person.
That's the kind of corner it is.
Of course, your way of speaking is "h&h" as well.
Yes, yes.
And of course, your vocabulary is "ch" as well.
"h&" is also "out", right?
"out" is also "out".
So you're barely out.
TV station
Who said "TV station" first?
I'm embarrassed!
What's wrong with you?
"TV station" is safe!
Yes, of course.
Director
"Director" is barely out.
"Director" is safe!
It's safe!
It's "h&h".
There's also "TV station" by Asane-kun.
I'll announce them one by one.
In this studio, there are only men.
Only shiny men.
If you have even the slightest reaction, it doesn't matter.
No way!
Also, if you get stuck in words or it's not "h&h", all of you will be eliminated.
Let's continue until the three of you survive.
Let's start with "h&h" word sequence.
Let's start with "celica".
Let's start with "celica" and "ka".
"h&h" sequence, start!
What's up with you?
h&h
Nice!
"kainari".
"h&h" sequence, OK!
Nice!
What's "h&h" sequence?
Great! This is it!
ri
ruka
ri
"ri" "nia" "mo" "tar" "ka"
"ka" "ra" "ku" "chi"
Save! Save!
Well...
But in this situation, let's just say
Let's just say
What is it?
"ka" "ra" "ku" "chi"
Don't get excited without my permission
What is it?
Are you drunk?
This doesn't make sense
Hattori-chan, kiss him
[Chikuwa]
Chikuwa...
Chikuwa is...
Chikuwa is completely Chikuwa.
Why?
I don't know why but...
It's food.
It's food but...
For now...
Chikuwa is really out.
It's food.
I want you to remove at least three letters.
Three letters starting with 'chi'.
Finally!
Next is Ota.
Chikuwa starts with 'wa'.
Wanko.
This is hard!
For now!
I want to die!
I didn't think it would be like this!
From here...
Co...
Colombia...
Nice!
That's amazing!
Nice way of saying it!
Make it more sexy!
It's getting harder from here!
No!
Ah!
Wait a minute!
Let's go!
You guys are annoying me!
You two, don't spread things out in the desert!
I know it, but I don't know it.
Celica! Celica, I'm sorry.
Celica, let's go.
Ice cream...
Ah...
This is...
Celica, that's good!
Yes, you're going in the right direction.
Mu... mu...
Here...
Croaker is good.
Mutsugoro...
Ah!
What is this?!
I'm sorry about that one!
Mutsugoro is...
It's a funny one!
It's funny!
I'm sorry, but...
It was too easy to say.
It's like...
If Luka said it, it would sound like it.
It's like...
It's really good!
It's really funny!
Sorry about that one!
It's a bit of a backstory.
Luka went too far.
She went too far.
It's like...
Mutsugoro is...
I'm sorry about that one.
It's like...
Sorry about that one.
Let's go with "u" first.
U
Uni
You don't have to think about it. Just say it.
Nikumaki onigiri
What are you doing?
Let's do this one.
"Ri" "ota" "ri" "ri" "pato" "go"
Please.
ringo
Wow, wow, wow.
Don't make it funny.
You can blame me more.
Blame you?
Blame me more.
What are you doing?
From "ringo" to "ringo"
You are making fun of me.
"go" "goho" "amago"
"goma" "dango"
Why did you say "goma" "dango"
Your face was like...
I definitely said "goma" "dango"
I was trying to say "goma" "dango"
You shouldn't say it.
"ama" "ruka" fell down.
One more.
"go" "serika" "go"
Goalkeeper.
"ri" "ri"
That was...
"serika" "ri" "ri"
"pa" "pa"
"go" "go"
"pa" "pa"
"go" "go"
She's good. She's a senior.
Corn.
What is that?
It's fine.
Ota, Ota.
Yes.
Please.
Shimeji.
It's not Shimeji.
It's not Shimeji at all.
Shimeji is...
I think it's Shimeji.
It's no good.
So, the winner is...
Celica, Onishi and Hattori.
Congratulations.
But...
It was a great match.
I really...
This parachute and goalkeeper's pride...
I want to see it again.
It was the best thing that started with Mutsugoro.
It was good.
Now, it's the final match.
The next thing you will do is...
This.
Mr. Ecchan will do it.
The rules are simple.
The three of you will do the "daruma-tan ga koronda" pose that Asahi-kun did.
When you stop, you will do the "hh" pose that you think of.
If you don't do the "hh" pose or if you do a pose that you like too much, you will go back to where you started.
The person who touches Asahi-kun in the end will be the winner.
You're saying you'll let me touch you, right?
That's right.
Now, the three of you who are left...
Please come over here.
Do your best!
No, no.
- How is it? - I'll do it.
- But... - I'll do it.
- Are you confident? The three of you look confident. - It's fine!
- It's like... - I want to see it.
- It's fine.
- You want to see it, right? - I want to see it!
- Everyone's eyes are sparkling. - It's like...
Even if it's a little... How do you say it?
- If it's not a sexy pose... - That's right!
- That's also... - You can't be shy!
- Try it! - Try it!
- Try it. - Yes.
Now, please stand by.
- It's fun, isn't it? - Yes.
- Let's go! Now, the final round! - It's exciting!
Let's go! Echi Echi-san fell!
Start!
Echi Echi-san fell!
What kind of pose is this, Hattori-san?
- Her head... - Her head is pretty wide open, but...
Now...
And Onishi's knee...
It went "gong"!
Echi Echi-san fell!
- No, it's fine! - It's fine!
- Onishi-san! - Onishi!
- Onishi Echi Echi-yana! - Echi Echi-yana!
- Onishi-yo! - You're doing great!
Serika hasn't changed a thing.
- You can do it, Serika! - Serika...
- Serika, if you don't change it in the next round, it'll go backwards. - The individuality...
Echi Echi-san fell!
- You're crazy! - Serika!
- You... - Serika!
- Where are you going? - Serika...
- Let's review the sexy pose first! - Yes!
That's Michael Jackson, isn't it?
Yes.
It's fine, it's fine.
- Then, Serika will go backwards. - Here I go!
Echi Echi-san fell!
Why do these two always stick together?
Serika! Serika! Serika! Wait! Wait! Serika! Serika! Wait!
Serika! Are you listening?! Do you know "sexy pose"? Do you know it?
Like this! Or like this!
Echi Echi-san fell!
- They suddenly... - What's going on?! - They got involved! - What's going on?!
- This is a surprise! - What's going on?! - Next, maybe...
Echi Echi-san fell!
What is Serika doing?
- It's like a pop music drama. - It's like a pop music drama.
- What's that about Serika? - It's a drama!
Echi Echi-san fell!
- So, what is Serika doing? - It's a drama.
Echi Echi-san fell!
You're already sticking together!
Echi Echi-san fell!
- Go slowly. - Wait, are you going to move forward with this?!
- You're going too fast! - Go slowly! Go slowly!
Let's do it again.
The train, the train fell down!
From here, it's a big reversal!
It's here!
Here we go!
The train fell down!
She touched it.
So...
Onishi wins!
I was going to let you touch it, but you did it so quickly!
You should have done it with a sexier touch!
Atten did it!
No, no.
She touched it.
But...
I was hoping for a sexier touch.
But in total, you were sexy, so Onishi wins!
That's right!
Onishi wins!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Onishi...
Their connection was a little off.
Serika...
Serika wasn't involved at all.
Serika...
Serika, do the sexiest pose you think you can do.
I'm sorry!
Let's go, Serika.
Serika, can you do it?
Please!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go ahead!
Why didn't you do that?
That's it!
You could have done it one more time.
That's good.
How was it, Tatori?
You said you were "HH", but you lost at first.
It's frustrating, though.
It's frustrating.
I feel like I've been taken away.
That's true.
Onishi is pretty strong.
That's right.
I see.
That's it for the Kostorian Grand Prix!
Now, let's present our members' stories.
The theme is "my favorite hiragana".
So, Tatori, Ota, Hama, please!
I'll go first.
"My favorite hiragana"...
Is "kiza" okay?
I said "gun", but you said "gungungungun".
I see.
How about "luka"?
"Sexy pose"?
"Sexy pose" is okay.
"Luka" is pretty...
"Luka" is okay, too.
That's good.
Teach me.
Three, two, one...
I'm scared for once.
That's weird!
That "my favorite hiragana" feels like it's from a long time ago!
"Luka" is getting better and better!
That's amazing!
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Tatori will present his stories!
Start! Stop!
Yes, my favorite hiragana is "un"!
Well, the reason is that girls often use "un" when they are mischievous, so it's cute.
And the curve is also beautiful.
The curve is beautiful?
I think so. Thank you very much.
I see.
Yes!
Now, next, Ota! Please!
Yes, I would like to talk about my favorite emoji that is not "un" hiragana!
Yes, I thought about it a lot, but there are 50 "un"s, right?
I don't know, but I think it's cute because I can write "un" in it.
She didn't think about it and wrote two of them.
She wrote "un"
Now, last, Hama! Please!
Yes, my favorite hiragana is "ka"!
"Ka" is because...
I think you like soft hiragana,
but I wrote "ka" with a bit of determination in my mouth.
It was "ka"!
Thank you very much!
The director was laughing so hard!
No cut!
Let's move on!
Now, let's move on!
To commemorate the release of "sustainable",
sukida sukida sukida ebi rotei sakusen
Yes!
On September 18th,
AKB48's 56th single "sustainable" will be released.
sustainable
It's amazing! 56 songs!
What does "sustainable" mean?
sustainable
Sustainable!
It's "sustainable", right?
Sustainable
Does it mean "sustainable"?
I don't know
Hey, you! Don't say it properly!
Sustainable
Yes
For the single-type A coupling, "Tsumeto no Gakkyoku" by Tsukida Tsukida Tsukida is included in it
I see
Wow!
Are you guys singing?
Yes
You guys are singing!
Yes
Wow!
You're good
You have to sing it
What kind of song is it?
Tsukida Tsukida Tsukida
It's a straight-forward love song in the middle of the road
I see
This is good
We would like to broadcast "Tsukida Tsukida Tsukida" on the show
Our parents' hearts
Are kind
Thank you
We would like to announce various "Tsukida" songs we have written
I see
We will look at who wrote them and if we get them right, we will be able to show "Tsukida Tsukida Tsukida"
So it's all up to us
I see
If we miss it, we will lose our members
I see
Thank you
But we have been together for two years
We meet every month
If we don't meet, Shizuru-san will meet us and we will ask Shizuru-san how it was in the dressing room
I see
It's a hot dance
We ask you every time
It's a hot dance
We know who wrote it
We will decide who wrote it and show it to our members
We will ask you
Let's go
The first challenge is "Asegu"
Yes yes yes
The first topic is this!
Favorite words of the members
It's "favorite words" when you say it
This is "someone"
There are six "favorite" words written here
What is this?
You know what it is, right?
I think you know
I could tell at a glance
Really?
Yes
I want to hear it
But if I say it, you'll get it all right
I know what it is
You know what it is?
I know what it is!
Let's start with something easy to understand
Okay, number four!
Number four! "You're the only one I love"
You're the only one I love
I think I know what it is
Let's have her say it
"You're the only one I love" is...
Hama-chan!
Hama!
Hama-chan
Hama!
Okay, Hama!
You're the only one I love
What is it?
Please say it!
I...
am wrong!
Oh my!
Mimi!
You're wrong! You're definitely wrong!
I'm wrong! I'm wrong!
You're definitely wrong!
I'm sad! I'm sad!
Right? You're sad, right?
I'm sad! I'm really sad!
Hama is...
This is hard!
This is really hard!
Hama is wrong!
Who could it be?
Let's keep going
You're the only one I love
I think I know what it is!
Onishi!
Okay, Onishi!
Let's have you say it!
Please say it!
I hate you!
You're definitely wrong!
I know what it is! I know what it is!
I hate you! I hate you!
I'm wrong! I'm wrong!
Do it! Do it!
No.4 is... No.4 is... No.4 is... No.4 is...
No.4 is Luka. That's definitely it!
Luka is not in the list.
Well, Luka, please.
I hate Kosei!
Wait a minute.
I can't stand it.
You're kidding me!
This is physics!
There's not much left!
Hurry up!
It's "ota"?
It's "ota"!
"ota" said "ota"?!
I don't know!
She's probably grown up!
Are you serious?!
I thought it was different!
Me too!
Please!
I hate high schoolers!
"ota"!
She's trying to pick up her ears!
No, it's not like that!
Hattori-chan!
Please!
"geige"!
I hate high schoolers!
Wait a minute!
Everyone's ears!
That means...
Let's go!
"teruka"?
I like you!
What?!
"teruka"!
"teruka" is wrong!
Seriously!
The correct answer was the elimination method.
We got it right, but the song didn't play.
That's too bad.
We were the only ones who got it right.
Ah, I see.
"serika", is this "serika"?
Yes.
You're the only one who got it right.
Eh?! Really?!
Why?
Doesn't it look like "ichiban"?
No!
I thought "ichiban" was wrong!
Eh?!
It doesn't look like "serika" at all.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm a little nervous.
Why are you nervous?!
Now that "serika" is gone...
I think number 6 is easier to understand.
Number 6.
Number 6 is definitely easy to understand.
This is it!
"ounishi"! "ounishi"!
Let's go!
I knew it!
Then, please announce the correct answer!
"asei no koto ga...sukina"!
"oto"! "oto"!
"oto" is wrong! "oto" is wrong!
"onnare" "sage" "sukina" "sukina" "sukina"
"sou" "kimi" "sukina" "dake da"
I knew it!
This definitely was "ounishi"!
"ounishi'' right?
"ounishi" definitely was correct!
I knew it.
I was telling them about me.
Right!
The correct answer was "ounishi".
Next, please!
"terado".
"terado" is right!
Let's go!
Number 5!
Number 5...
What?
What do you want me to do?
What is this?!
This!
This is...
"ota".
"ota"?!
No, I think it's definitely wrong!
It's definitely wrong!
Now, please announce it!
"kiraira"!
It's wrong!
Why?!
It's definitely wrong!
Why?!
It's definitely wrong!
I know it!
It's impossible!
It's definitely wrong!
Eh?!
But I feel like I know this one too...
Really?!
Let's go!
"luka"?
"luka"!
It's like "I hate you" or something!
Say it!
"luka"!
What do you want me to do?
Now, please announce it!
"asei no koto ga"...
"hirai da"!
Say it!
You're good!
I don't know it at all!
Not at all!
I'm lonely!
I'm sad!
"hana" or...
"soya" or...
It's like a flow of words...
"asei no koto ga"...
"kiraira"!
I can't breathe!
Of course it's "soya"!
It's definitely wrong!
"hattori-chan" is the answer!
Why do you know it?
That's amazing...
"hattori-chan"!
I knew it from the beginning!
Yes!
It's H-H!
Oh, I see.
The song won't play because of you.
I'm sorry.
Okay, number one.
Number one's "Come Here".
It's Hama.
Okay, please announce it.
I hate...
Asahi!
Yes!
I have no idea at all.
Who is it?
Number one is...
Hama!
If you don't get it right, it won't play again.
Oda!
Please!
I hate you!
Hanahi!
It's Zuka!
Hanahi!
It's definitely Zuka!
Just get it right in the end!
Why are you shy?
Why are you hiding your face?
Who is number two?
Number two?
Number two is...
Hama!
Please tell us!
I hate you!
Oda!
I have no idea!
Okaji!
Eh? Why, Okaji?
I have no idea!
It's Ota!
We like each other.
I hate you!
I literally hate you!
I hate you!
No, you can't!
There's only one song playing!
I'll give it a try!
It's me!
dare ni mo rikai sarenai watashi dake ga suki da
Ooh!
What?!
It's hard!
I know!
Kousei-san knows!
I know!
I believe you!
The smell is the worst!
The worst!
Please!
I hate you, Kousei-san!
Um...
Please react!
I'm not good at this!
Please react!
The smell is the worst!
Felica! Felica!
Felica!
I hate you!
You didn't know!
Please!
I don't know!
That's right!
That's right.
What kind of smell do you like, Hattori-chan?
I like the smell of shampoo.
The smell of cleanliness.
It's not perfume. It's like a softener or something like that.
Who do you like the most among the other Kansai members?
I don't really have much to say.
I like Nao-chan.
Oh, you like Nao-chan.
She smells good.
Who do you think stinks the most?
I don't ask that.
Who stinks the most?
There's no one like that.
You!
Okay, next.
Who is it?
It's the same here.
That's right.
But...
There are different kinds.
Dandy and this...
She says mean words. She has love.
This is...
She's a member from now on.
Onishi! Onishi!
It's Onishi.
Okay, please!
I hate you!
You should have thought about it earlier.
Really?
You should have thought about it earlier.
Kousei-san.
You're mean.
You should have thought about it earlier.
You should have thought about it earlier!
You're mean!
You should have thought about it earlier.
Hama.
I like you, Kousei-san!
[Singing]
- That was HANA! - HANA!
- She said mean words, but she has a little M-ness. - That's right.
- I see. - Her face is so funny.
- Okay, next! - Yeah.
- She's doing everything she wants to do. - That's right.
- This part is a little mature. - Yeah, mature.
- Ota! Ota! Let's go with Ota! - Yes!
- Please! - I hate you!
- Why?! - I thought of this too.
- I thought of Ota, too! - Eh, wait...
- It's Terika! It's Terika, probably! - Oh...
- I'm a guy who hits twice! - Please!
- I hate you! - Hit me, too!
- Terika's... - Eh?!
- That means... - I can't hit you here, right? - That's right.
- Is it Luka? Hit me? - Yes, I'm hitting you right now.
- Luka! Luka! Let's go with Luka!
- Please! - I hate you!
- No! - That's right!
- That means... - That's right!
- Hit me! - Hit me first!
- Really?! - She's aiming for an exchange!
- She's aiming for an exchange!
- Exchange! - She's thinking about it!
- She's trying really hard for what she likes!
- She's thinking about what she likes! - What's with you?!
- She's trying really hard for what she likes! - She's trying really hard!
- She's aiming for an exchange! - Really?!
I see! Then...
- Should I hit you in the muscle? - That's right!
- Is it dandy or chest muscle? - Chest muscle.
- Is it the whole thing?
- Luka, Terika, and Ota are left.
- Yes! - The whole thing...
- The whole thing! - Then...
- Luka! Luka will go first! - First!
- Please! - I like you!
- Yay!
- I like you! - I like you!
Screaming in the middle of mud
- I like you! - I like you!
I only like you!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Muscle all over! - All over!
- All over! Which muscle of the body? - Anywhere! Yes, anywhere is fine.
- I see. - Good.
- And, for people who are dandy, chest muscles. - Chest muscles.
- Chest muscles. Who? Onishi and? - Terika.
- Terika. Chest muscles. - Ota and...
- Ota and Terika.
- Ota and Terika will say "chest muscles." - Eh?
- Ota, chest muscles. - Ota, chest muscles. - For people who are dandy... - Chest muscles. - Please!
- My high school words are... - "I like you!" - Yay!
I love you
- A dandy person! - A dandy person!
I like people like Watabe Atsuro-san.
- Watabe Atsuro-san? - Yes!
- A person with strong muscles? - Don't you feel like a man?
- I'm pretty... - No, you're totally different!
- Different! - Different!
- Not muscles, but strong muscles! - That's right.
- I see. - I like people with mustaches.
- Mustache! - Mustache!
- Unexpected! - Someone with a mustache? - Yes!
- Really?! - You like people with a mustache? - I like people who dress up.
- Dress up?! - Who is it?!
- Someone who likes mustaches. - Ah!
- Ah!
- It's Chou-no-san! - Chou-no-san!
- Chou-no-san!
- I like Chou-no-san. - Chou-no-san!
- And who is it in terms of "geroji"? - Ah!
- Ah!
- I like it a little more! - A little more?!
- I want you to say "a little more"! - I want you to say "a little more"!
- Ah, I see! - Ah!
- You're particular about it and you do it yourself. - Yes.
- I like that. - Yes.
- There are many types. - I see!
- Now, next! - Next topic, let's go with this one!
- Yes! - Here it is!
- "My own favorite part of my mustache"! - Yes!
- I see... "My own favorite part of my mustache". - Yes.
- Are you going to answer this one too? - Yes.
- We're partners. - Yes, we're partners.
- I can tell right away. - One, where you don't have a back of your head.
- Two, where you treat us equally. - Where you treat us equally.
- Three, where you like my mustache the most. - This one...
- Four, everything! - Everything!
- Five, I love you! - I love you!
- Six, where you ride me on a soda. - I...
- I think number three is already Hattori-chan. - Yes, me too.
- And number five is Oni-chan. - Then Oni...
- Well, let's say number one first. - Number three is Hattori-chan!
- Make-up is Miki-san's favorite part! - Please!
- Make-up is your favorite part! - Make-up is your favorite part!
- Make-up is my favorite part!
- Make-up is Miki-san's favorite part! - Please!
- You're sweating! - Good luck!
- You're cute! - Yay!
- What's your name? - What's your name?
- Make-up is your favorite part! - When I said I'd go with 16 people...
- "Huh?! Miki?!" - They were happy.
- I'm glad you brought Make-up! - Yeah.
- Let's go from here! - Okay.
- Who doesn't have a back? - Huh?
- Let's go! Onishi-san! Onishi! Onishi! Who doesn't have a back?
- Please! - I hate Make-up!
- Nope! I'll announce the correct answer!
- Ota! - Ota!
- Who doesn't have a back? - I don't have a back, so...
- I like Make-up as it is. - I'm happy!
- What's next? - Next up is Taito-nii-senshi's answer!
- Taito! - Who thinks of Taito-nii-senshi?
- Luka! Luka! Luka! - Please!
- Keda! - Nope!
- What? - I'm happy you like it.
- I'm happy, thank you. I love it. - I love it, too.
- Who's going to give you all of it? - All of it.
- All of it is Hama, right? - Hama!
- All of it is Hama, right? - Please! - Keda!
- Ouch! - Who? - Who? - Who?
- Oh, it's Tarika. She didn't think of anything. - She didn't think of anything.
- Tarika, Tarika, thank you for giving me all of it. - Who else?
- And, um... - Luka-chan and... - Luka and... - Tarika. - Hama. - Hama. - Hama.
- I love you. I love you so much. - Hama?
- It's Luka, right? - Luka? - Luka! - Luka! - Yes!
- Please! - I hate you!
- What? - Wow! - Hama!
- Me too, me too! - I love you! - I love you! - I love you!
- It was a time of hell. - I see.
- And finally... Soda will give you all of it!
- Soda, Soda, Soda, do you have it? - Well...
- Do you have it? - Well... - Let's talk about various things. - As a senior in life...
- I want to fight you! - But we were able to write a lot of songs. - That's right.
- And we were able to hear everyone's feelings. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- And with that, this was a commemorative release of "Sukida Sukida Sukida Ebi Lotte" for Sustainable. - Yes!
- And with that, this is the ending. - Yes!
- Everyone, how was it? Hattori-chan, how was it for the first time? - My throat is already dry.
- My throat is dry, not dry, dry. - My throat is dry, dry, dry.
- And with that, we will end things here for today. Hattori Karaoke! - Yes!
- And with that, we will end things here for today for the first place winner of the Kotorian Grand Prix, who was it again? Oh, it's Onishi!
- We will have Onishi sing the ending for us.
- So, Onishi, what will you be singing for us today?
- Today, I will be singing "Suki da, Suki da, Suki da", which was played a lot earlier.
- It's weird, but you can sing it! - Yes!
- You're going to sing it here? You didn't have to do that earlier!
- I'll let you sing it. - I see, you want to hear that song over and over again!
- Yes, yes. - "Suki da, Suki da, Suki da".
- Okay, everyone, please stand by.
- This is... - It's a good song.
- "Suki da, Suki da, Suki da".
- It's like an AKB song.
- I like it.
- Did you make this song with your subscription? - Yes.
- That's right.
- Everyone tried it and sang it for us. - Yes!
- Now, Onishi, is your new song okay? - Yes!
- You've practiced it many times. - That's right.
- Sing it. - Let's do it. - I've never heard it before.
- Now, let's listen to Onishi's ending song and say goodbye. - Yes!
- Go ahead!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Let's just forget about it (everybody's so cute)
It doesn't matter who you're with (it doesn't matter)
It doesn't matter, does it? (it doesn't matter)
I wanted to say "I love you" (I love you)
But I can't say it (but I can't say it)
I scream in the middle of the mud (I scream in the middle of the mud)
I love you (I love you)
But I can't say it (but I can't say it)
I love you (I love you)
It's sad, isn't it?
But it's been a few times in a row, so I think it'll happen again.
I don't know yet, though.
I don't know yet.
How was the atmosphere of this recording?
It was really messy.
But I love this kind of atmosphere.
That's right, you do it like this every time.
And you delivered this mess as it is.
That's right.
It's nice, isn't it?
You delivered all the good parts.
It's nice.
That's why I was scared of Sumone-tan this year.
That's right.
Somehow! Somehow!
We managed to do it.
We didn't get into an accident.
Hama, you did a good job.
You were safe.
You did your best.
You endured it for me.
There was a part where you two were excited.
That's right.
I'm glad about it.
That's amazing.
Let's all learn how to be sexy.
Let's increase our sexiness!
That's right.
There's no sexiness.
Thank you very much, Hato-chan!
That's all for now.
We're Team AKB48's Kansai Hyakushou.