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Bye!
What?
What? Is it okay?
Okay, let's go!
This week, Kansai Hakusho started quietly!
No, no, no!
Kosei, let's talk alone.
Kosei!
Call me Kosei.
Kosei!
I'm always drunk with you.
Hey!
Kosei!
I was a little surprised.
Let's talk alone.
That's right.
Do you have something to say to me?
You don't usually talk like this, do you?
That's right.
Do you know anything about me?
Well, I've been having fun lately.
I'm not interested in you.
That's fun.
When did you change your hair color?
Did you do that?
That's right.
Oh, really?
You're a college student.
How do you like college?
I enjoy it.
Do you enjoy it?
Yes.
What are you going to do in the summer vacation?
Do you have any plans?
That's right.
But we have a big event with our teammates.
I see.
Yes.
You're practicing for a big event.
That's right.
It's going to be tough.
Yes.
I'm doing my best.
Let's do our best in the summer vacation.
Yes.
Let's get started.
Yes.
Everyone!
Title call!
Nice to meet you!
One, two...
AKB48 Teammate's Kansai applause!
One, two...
Kansai No.1 Professor!
Let's get started.
Yes.
There are five members without Ayamada-chan.
That's right.
There are six of you.
Can you say hello from here?
I'm Seri-chan.
And?
I'm Luka.
And?
I'm Momoka.
I'm Nanami.
I'm Nao.
I'm Hama-chan.
At times like this, I'd like someone who's about to go home to say it last.
Someone in the middle!
I'm Momoka.
I'm Nanami.
Yes.
Who are you?
Yes, I'm Nanami.
Yes, me.
Who are you?
Yes, I'm Kansai No.1 Professor!
Nice to meet you!
Professor!
The representative of Iwate Prefecture, Nanami Sato-chan!
Thank you for writing to me!
You're the representative of Iwate, aren't you?
Yes.
Do you usually get along with the other members?
We've been friends for over five years.
Oh, really?
It's usually during rehearsals, but you're always holding hands.
You're close.
We're close.
You're close enough to hold hands.
You don't want to hold hands with other people, do you?
That's not true, but...
You don't like holding hands, do you?
No, no.
It's dry, isn't it?
No, it's not dry!
Luka-chan's fingerprints are all over the place!
Luka's fingerprints are all over the place!
Yes, her nails are dark.
Her thumb is...
Her fingerprints are all over the place!
Oh, no!
I don't like it!
It's cute!
I don't like it!
I'm sorry!
That's not true!
Nanami Sato-chan!
You're going to do it with me?
Yes!
I see!
Please!
Yes, yes, yes!
Sounds good!
Let's do it with six people!
Yes!
So, today...
Miki-san doesn't know anything about Nanami Sato- chan...
Yes!
So we've prepared a project like this!
A secret present from Miki-san!
Thank you!
Yay!
It's a segment where we tell Miki-san things she only knows about herself!
We'll only tell you in secret, so don't tell anyone!
Don't tell anyone!
We'll also give you a secret message.
Is there anyone you'd like to tell?
If you're going to talk, then come talk!
She says anything is fine!
We won't say it!
We'll only tell you!
Tell us!
About Nanami-chan!
Tell us about Nanami-chan!
Let's start with Kyosei!
Kyosei!
Shall we start with Luka?
Yes!
It's a secret, right?
It's a secret! Azuki-kun, tell us!
If you say it in secret...
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
It's a secret!
Tell us a little bit! Just a little!
Just a little!
What is it?
Just a little!
What is it?
I'm surprised!
What is it?
I'm scared!
Surprisingly...
It's a boy!
Is that so?
What is it?
But it's a different thing, right?
It's a different thing, right?
It's a boy!
I'm surprised!
Kyosei-san is also smiling!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm surprised too!
Kyosei-san is also smiling!
It was safe for me to speak alone!
Kyosei-san is smiling!
I'm looking at Nanami-chan normally!
I'm looking! I'm looking!
Nanami-chan, by the way, how old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
You're 19 years old! You're 19 years old!
I'm not looking!
I'm always looking!
Can I compare it with yours?
You too! You too!
There's no need for you to do this!
I still have more!
This is real! This is real!
Kansai dialect famous phrase!
At a time like this, clap your nipples!
At a time like this!
At a time like this, clap your nipples!
Why did you say "boin" and clap your nipples?
Come on, Onii-chan!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This is the worst!
It's Ruka's fault!
Stop it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Isn't this hard?
It's hard, isn't it?
It's really scary!
What are you talking about?
Just touch it! Just touch it!
No, no...
It's "boin" but...
It's "tententen", right?
What are you talking about?
You're stupid!
What? What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Is it okay for me to say it?
Have you said it before?
I think you have.
Really? Is it okay?
It's "boin" but...
I don't think you can do it, but I'll say you can do it.
He'll be responsible for everything.
I've said it before.
It's "boin" but...
Actually, it's "sarashimaito".
Toya, you're angry.
Toya, I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
Everyone wants you to say it, but...
You have to say it!
They say you have big feet.
You have big feet.
You have feet!
You don't have to say it!
You don't know it, so I'm nervous!
I don't like this job!
It's my fault!
You don't have to say it.
Just say it!
You can say anything.
I've said it before.
That's right!
Is it "boin"?
Yes, it's "boin".
You're so funny!
You don't have to come, but...
I'm talking nonsense.
Let's go with something else.
Turn it back on.
Please say it.
Please tell us.
Basically...
I react to perverted terms.
Perverted terms?
Like...
When there are lyrics and nuance in a song, I start fantasizing about it.
For example, what kind of lyrics do you fantasize about?
A unit song of Pegasin.
Lyrics?
A song?
Junai no Crescendo
What kind of lyrics?
What kind of lyrics? Tell me.
It's a mature kind of...
I fantasize about it.
Lyrics?
Like "what does it mean?"
What kind of lyrics?
What kind of lyrics do you sing about?
There's a song called "Junai no Crescendo".
When I performed that song,
I was like...
For example, I was like...
What do you call it? "Are you cheating on me?"
Cheating!
That's terrible!
Like "kiss, kiss, style".
Yes.
You're being watched.
Yes, like that.
I fantasize about it and send it to you.
I'm curious about it.
How do you get excited about it?
Excited?
I feel like I'm watching a weird video.
Anyway, I think I understand Sato-chan well.
I feel like I understand you well.
I'm embarrassed.
To summarize it...
To summarize it in a big way...
You're a genius.
You summarized it in a big way.
Don't look at the camera!
Now, let's move on to the visual corner.
Members' 30-second presents!
The theme of the presents is...
"Teammates", "Kansai", "Ichiyoshi" members.
The first one is...
Celica, Ruka, Onishi, Mei-chan!
Let's go!
What is it?
Wow, you're getting better!
You're getting better!
This is a present. We've been talking about it, but this is a present.
30 seconds, and time.
If you have 10 seconds, you can talk for one minute.
Let's go with the 30 second present. Start!
Team mate Kansai member introduction corner!
Kansai members are...
Ota Nao-chan, 24 years old.
Onishi Momoka-chan, 21 years old.
Sato Nanami-chan, 19 years old.
Yamamoto Ruka-chan, 18 years old.
Nakano Celica-chan, 18 years old.
Hama Sayuna-chan, 17 years old.
There are six of us today.
Everyone is cute and we're all good friends!
There's more!
It's everyone!
Thank you, Celica!
Next up is Ruka!
Go ahead!
Yamamoto Ruka's Kansai member 30 second present, start!
Kansai members are...
Hama Sayuna-chan, who is good at dancing.
Momoka-chan, who is kind.
Nao-chan, who is good at acting.
Celica-chan, who is a genius.
Nanami-chan, from Iwata Prefecture, who always cheers me up.
And me, Yamamoto Ruka-chan, who loves yo-yo.
August 4th, come to Osaka Tour!
You made it!
Next up is Onishi!
Okay, Onishi Momoka's presents, start!
Okay, Kansai members' good points are first of all...
Ta-dah!
They have this cute, cute Onishi Momoka!
Yay! Thank you!
Of course, when it comes to Kansai...
Ah! Wait a minute!
When it comes to Kansai...
When it comes to Kansai, of course, they have this cute, cute Onishi Momoka!
I think that's the best thing about it!
Isn't it kind of strong, going down like this?
Okay, with that said, everyone, please pay attention to Onishi Momoka!
Bye-bye!
Time's up!
Thank you very much!
Ah, it's true!
She's a master!
Wow!
Master!
Onishi's development was just as expected!
I didn't think it would be like this!
Now that it's come to this...
Okay, let's move on to the next segment, shall we, Ruka-chan?
Yes, let's go!
Okay, for today's segment, I'll be leading the previous MVP!
Okay!
It's an emergency!
Anyway, it's an emergency!
What's wrong?!
Okay, here we go!
Secret emergency plan!
What's wrong?!
Secret emergency plan, huh?
Yes!
I didn't tell the two of you, but let's say it together!
Okay!
One, two...
Congratulations on your elimination!
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!
It's too late. It's been 3 months.
- It's too late. - It's too late.
- The situation... - I see, we're the ones who've gone unter.
Even though Miki-san went under because of celebrity's action,
we didn't properly celebrate it!
- For sure! - Though we didn't get any.
And so, today's project is this!
Here!
Let's celebrate Miki-san's moving!
That's nice!
Yes, yes.
With the condition of 4 months, there are still many things missing in your room, so we brought you the best of each.
It's been 4 months and it's already quite comfortable.
No, it's not yet.
It's already very comfortable.
No, it's not yet, it's not yet, it's not yet.
It's not yet, is it?
Yes, then, let's go with Selica.
Selica.
I will.
Selica thought of it for us.
That's right, we thought about it very hard.
By the way, Selica, you still live in Osaka, right?
Yes, I do.
You don't live alone, do you?
No, with my parents.
What do you know about Selica?
What I brought from home for you is not only for you, but also for everyone in the world.
What is it?
It's this!
Wow!
You brought quite a lot.
A poster of Kenketsu and my shoes!
Did you know about it?
I did!
Leave that to Onis.
If you include Selica, it will be a mess.
That's right.
What is it? Kenketsu?
Yes, I'm in charge of promoting Kenketsu in Osaka.
That's right.
It's a pretty old poster.
Bring me a newer one!
I haven't brought a new one in a while.
This one is pretty old.
I see.
It even has your signature on it.
This is a file for Kenketsu cards.
Oh, it's a small file!
It's cute.
And this is my business card.
Business card!
And these are the goods I simply produce.
Wow!
This is...
Macaron?
Macaron.
It's for the sign's face.
I see.
This one.
I see.
So you want to advertise yourself with this?
Yes.
Yes?
I want you to put this on your key.
It's bigger than a key.
It says "Cup Thank you".
So you won't lose it.
I see.
So you want me to get this and send you an email with this set.
That's what you want.
This is the worst.
What do you mean?
You don't have to do this.
Then do it normally.
How many times?
Then do it normally.
You don't have to do this.
By the way, where do you want this poster to be put?
This is...
The entrance.
The entrance!
The entrance.
Where is "the entrance"?
Which one is inside?
Outside?
Where you put your shoe box.
Where you put your shoe box!
Shoe box?
Shoe box...
Where you say "I'm opening the door".
No, you say "shoe box".
Where you put it.
But where you say "shoe box".
Yes.
Why do you say "shoe box"?
When you open your shoe, you turn it over like this and...
That's annoying!
You turn it over like this...
That's annoying!
You turn it over like this...
That's annoying!
You can see me everyday.
I see.
This is Celica's...
That's right.
Macaron?
Yes.
I see.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I see.
I'll take this.
Is it okay?
Yes, of course.
Is it really okay for me to take it?
Yay!
There's even a business card.
Researcher, you're cute!
Yes, please take care of it.
Thank you!
Who will go next?
Nao!
Thank you!
I don't like it!
I knew it!
Thank you, everyone!
You're amazing!
Thank you!
You're great!
Right now, you'll find out what's inside, so Nao will hide it in the card.
That's right!
I can see your growth!
Thank you!
Ruka!
Yes, I'll do it!
What is it?
Think about it properly!
You're tired of yourself, so think about us properly!
Of course!
Please!
Okay, Ruka!
Let's go!
Okay!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
What is it?
Yay!
This is a book I don't need anymore!
I'll give it to Miki-san!
You said you don't need it anymore!
Um...
Book off!
I'd like to give you a book as a gift.
First of all, "Sangokushi"!
"Sangokushi"!
This is...
You said "Sangokushi"!
"Sangokushi"!
"Jo", "Chu", "Ge", "Kan"!
It's all here!
If it was now, you'd say "Kingdom", but it's "Sangokushi" for sure!
That's right!
It's "Sangokushi" for sure!
And it's a manga, so it's easy to read!
It's easy to read!
Thank you for that!
"Jo", "Chu", "Ge", will you finish it?
I think I'll finish it!
Oh, I see!
You think you'll finish it!
I can't read it!
You can't read it until the end!
I can't read it at all!
You could read it at first, but you brought it from home!
That's right!
Thank you!
It's not your dad's book, is it?
It's my dad's book!
It's your dad's book!
Is it okay for you to bring it from home?
It's only my dad's "Sangokushi" at home!
What else?
This one! "Magic Psychology"!
What does it mean?
It's like you can lead your opponent in an instant!
It's a very nice book!
Can you read what's written here?
You read it, didn't you?
What is it?
Read it a little!
It's like...
Psychology...
You're interested in psychology, aren't you?
Well, well, well...
You are, aren't you?
Well, well...
Psychology and Madabet...
Madabet...
I see!
What else?
And lastly...
"Tokyo Rurubu"!
That's right!
It sounds fun!
That's right!
Since it was relocated to Tokyo...
I hope people in Tokyo will know more about it!
There are many shops and tourist attractions!
When was this?
It's been a while!
It's...
Gals!
Are there gals like this?
It's not like the recent gals!
Are there gals like this?
It's definitely old!
It's old, isn't it?
It looks old!
The 109 is also an old 109!
While learning about the history of Tokyo...
Oh, this is...
Oh, it's changed!
Yes, it's changed!
If it's like that, I'd like it to be older!
It's been around for two or three years!
Well, but I hope it's useful!
Yes, I hope it's useful!
I see!
Thank you!
Please take good care of it!
Thank you, Ruka!
Yes!
Let's eat it!
I can't eat it!
This is...
We'll split it up later!
Now...
Let's continue!
Yes!
Is it good?
Yes, is it good?
Can you eat it?
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
It has to be good!
That's right!
Don't do it like you always do!
Like a self-promotion!
Yes, I got it!
If you do a photo shoot, you'll really look like Shiba Inu!
Really!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay, right?
It's okay!
Please do it!
Yes! I'll eat it!
The food I brought is...
This!
Ta-da!
Oh!
What is it?
Huh?
I brought something you really don't need...
She said it!
It's not a joke or anything, but I brought something you really don't need...
First of all, this is...
It makes your nose higher!
Oh! I've heard of it!
About half a year ago...
In my early days, I wanted to have a higher nose.
How do you do it?
Do it.
Is it okay?
It stinks!
This is the worst!
Endure it! Endure it!
It's okay.
It's expensive.
It's like synchronized swimming.
Do it. I'll give you 5 minutes.
5 minutes?!
You want me to do it for 5 minutes?!
I'll give you 5 minutes.
The show will end!
She's doing it for me!
Do you want me to do it for 4 minutes?!
That's mean!
Thank you!
There's an event called "showroom" on AKB48.
I was streaming from 5 in the morning until 24 at night.
I didn't know you were good at it.
I was doing my best at that event.
My mom bought me this while I was streaming.
I've used it before.
I hope you can use it as a reference.
What should I do with it?
Do you want me to do it?
I'll give you 5 minutes.
What should I do with it?
It's a penguin!
Who is it?!
Thank you very much!
I didn't say anything and my hair is dyed blue...
It feels like you just came back from a hair salon.
This is the worst...
At this rate...
It's going to fly off my chest!
I'm Aoi Shingo!
What are you going to do about it?!
Wait for me!
What is this pose?!
Four more times!
Are you going to do it?!
What is this?!
So you can live in a house?!
I'll give this to Mami-chan.
Mami-chan?
Mami-chan, this really suits you.
Mami-chan, put it on my knee.
On your knee?!
What's with the cold response?!
Are you going to put it on my knee?!
What's with the cold response?!
Next up is Sato-chan!
Sato-chan, you definitely know about us today!
Yes!
Did you know about us?
Yes!
Did you know about us?
Yes!
Did you know about us?
I knew about you, but...
I didn't know...
Do you know now?
There's only one person left...
Do you know my name?
Which one is Ase?
The cat-biting...
Ase-san and...
The wife-biting...
The wife-biting Kousei-san.
The cat-biting Ase-san and the wife-biting Kousei- san.
I see, so you remember me.
You brought me here because you thought of me, right?
Yes!
Thank you, Sato-chan!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
This is...
It's like a piggy bank!
An omnibus!
An omnibus you brought me!
This is...
One of my goods...
I kept it at home all the time...
But no one uses it anymore...
But...
If you come to Sato Nanami's house...
Yes!
If you come to Ate's concert...
The atmosphere is different, isn't it?
It was blonde!
Oh, I see!
It's cute!
Can I kiss it?
How do you want me to kiss it?
Like this...
I thought you were going to do it, so I didn't.
I thought you were going to do it.
This is how you do it in front of the camera.
I thought you were going to do it, so I didn't.
I don't know, but this is how you do it in front of the camera.
I'm sorry, Sato-chan. Thank you for this.
And? And?
Next is this.
What is this? It's gross.
I have a cat.
Oh, then it's fine. It's just right.
Yes, and I have two of them.
Oh, it's the same as Ase.
Oh, it's different. Are you cold, Ase?
No one is going to play with me.
Oh, you bought this?
Yes.
You have hair on it.
It's dirty.
What about the smell?
It stinks!
It doesn't stink!
Hey!
What is this smell?
It doesn't stink.
What is this?
Is it for cats?
Yes.
Is that so?
Then it's fine for you to play with me.
Oh, you're tired.
You're tired.
You're a cute cat.
Oh!
You're interested!
No!
Hey, you're going to get pulled.
It's over.
No doubt.
You can do it in 20 minutes.
You can do it in 20 minutes?
No!
Is it over?
With this?
I thought it was over.
It's my first time hearing people from A.T.O. say "is it over?"
What about this book?
This book is...
Why are we trying to learn psychology?
This book is amazing!
You've read it before, haven't you?
I've read it before, and I've only read books like this.
It's really amazing.
What's amazing about it?
It's like, "Oh, this is what that person thought of me."
I've read it a lot.
So, up until now, we've...
Well, we haven't really done much, but...
Do you know what we've been thinking about you, Sato-chan?
Yeah.
Do you know what we've been thinking about you, Sato-chan?
Yeah.
You don't know!
Yeah, you don't know!
Do you know?
Ah, but...
Ah, you know.
What does A.T.O. think of you, Sato-chan?
Eh?!
That was quick!
Are you going to confess?
I'm sorry.
What do you think of me?
Eh?!
That's what you think of me, right?
Eh?!
Eh?! Eh?! I don't know!
I'm really happy that the background music is playing right now.
I'm really happy about it.
But I'm an "in-character" so...
In-character?!
That's right.
Really?!
I'm not sure if you can see me or not.
We can't see you at all!
Can you see me?
I thought you said "yo-character".
Yo-character!
Ah, I see!
But we can see you effectively for now.
That's right!
You're one of the members I like the most.
Ah!
I didn't say it!
I'm happy!
Eh?! Eh?!
What's with you?!
Wait a minute!
You're different from the others!
Everyone says "character"!
"Character"! "Character"!
Why are you the only one who's appealing?
That's right.
As expected!
Thank you!
Now...
You're cute, right?
I can see you!
You two!
There's no point in seeing you!
It's not like that!
Why is she getting scolded?
There's no point in seeing you!
It's not like that!
No, it's really sweet.
You have to say it!
Oota, you're cute.
Now, next, Oota.
Let's go with Oota.
Yes!
I'm this one!
Ta-dah!
What?!
There was a book like that?
Then, first, from this one...
There was a book like that?
Yes, this one...
First, I think you can see a cute girl...
Ah, what's this?!
It's a girl named Oota Nao-chan.
She's an AKB48 teammate.
It's a book she wrote.
She wrote a book?!
It's her first book.
You didn't know?!
I didn't know!
That's right.
I'm sorry I didn't know about this history.
Are you doing things like that?!
There's a book like that, but...
You're doing a lot of things.
Yes, I wrote it myself.
This one is for Asen-san.
What book is it?
Um...
After all, it's "moteharu", isn't it?
Ah!
That's why you should read it more and add history to it.
Is it okay?!
Yes!
So, please read it!
47 Todohu Prefecture - Touching Japanese Poems
That's right!
It's written by someone I don't know.
Why are you writing it?!
How is it connected?!
It's from a book called "History Route".
Ah! You were riding it?!
I was serializing it and it became a book.
Wow! That's amazing!
Please read it!
At first glance...
It's hard to read because of all the letters.
But it's written in words.
Really?!
It's written in "hazukerubei".
Ah! "hazukerubei"!
"hazukerubei"!
Yes!
And next...
This one!
What is it?!
It's a coaster.
At that time, I was asked to think of something original.
So, I designed a coaster that I designed.
Ah!
"Tanao Original Coaster"!
Yes! I designed it myself!
"Okusan"!
There's a lot of them, right?!
And because it's cold season...
Because it's hot season...
Cold season?!
Cold drinks!
Drinks?!
Isn't there a season like that?!
"Okusan"!
Depending on the season...
If it's July or something like that...
"Okusan" is cold.
So, I wanted you to use "okusan" sometimes.
So, I have "nico" earrings.
And casually, I have "tanao" earrings.
"Tanao Original Coaster"!
I wanted you to think of something like that!
Why do I have to think of "tanao" when I'm reading?!
Ah, but...
If you like...
Your brother will come to your table in the summer, right?!
I knew it!
I thought it was similar!
"Tanao Original Coaster" or something like that...
Yes!
At that time...
I thought of it.
At that time...
I thought of it.
Please think of it!
It's made of paper, so...
It's pretty wet.
That's right!
I only use it once!
You're kidding me!
Give it back!
Yes!
Ah, I see!
It's so easy to use!
It's also easy to put away!
Thank you!
I'll take it!
Nice!
You're getting more and more!
Don't stretch it out!
You'll get caught!
Wait a minute!
Yes, yes, yes!
I saw it just now!
I saw it!
Okay, last one!
Hama, let's go!
Okay!
This is what I prepared!
Ta-dah!
This is...
Okinawan sand and...
Okina...
Souvenirs!
Let's go back to spring!
First of all, this sand...
What is it?
There are six colors!
I can see it!
If you ask me why it's Okinawan sand...
It's a dark story, but...
When I went to Okinawa...
It's a dark story?
It's not that bright!
No, when I went to Okinawa...
I...
Um...
I thought of giving it to my friends!
Souvenirs!
I thought of buying souvenirs for my friends!
Since there are six colors...
Well...
I thought it'd be okay, so I bought it!
When I got home...
I realized I didn't have any friends!
So, um...
I didn't have anyone to give it to...
So, as a sympathy, I thought of giving it to you...
I'll give you three of my favorite colors!
You're a little bad at acting!
Your friends are going to decrease!
They don't look like seven colors at all!
They look like sepia!
Um...
In my house...
There's Hokkaido...
No, there's Harukairo...
Um...
Since you like cats...
There are cats in there, too!
And since it's just right for this season...
It's July!
Are you okay?
July...
Is it New Zealand or something?
Since it's Go! Go!
I'm going to give you this set!
Oh, this and this!
Thank you!
By the way, which color do you like?
Oh, but...
Ah...
Well, anything is fine, right?
Why are you giving it to me?
What is that?
I don't know about the touch of this pin...
It's amazing that you left it at home!
It was a little...
It was a little rough, the touch of the pin!
You left it at home!
Wipe it and bring it to me! Wipe it!
Okay, so...
All the members got a moving celebration!
Yes!
You took Rika-chan's line!
Yes!
All the members...
Did you get it?
Did you get it?!
Didn't you see it?!
You didn't see it?!
You got it, right?!
You didn't see it?!
How is it?
Well...
As one of them...
I'm glad you like it!
I didn't want it!
If you had to choose one?
Huh?!
The one you were happiest about?
The one I was happiest about?
So...
I want you to wear a wig...
And do a little skit with your wife...
And post it on Instagram!
You want me to post it?!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's fun!
I'm glad you posted it!
I want you to do something like that!
I don't want you to post it with your wife...
Why?!
That was the worst!
Who was the worst?
Sato-chan was the worst.
That's all for today!
Thank you!
We got a lot of things.
Let's move on to the 30th member.
Teammate Kansai's favorite members are...
Oto-chan, Hamachi-chan and Sato-chan!
Let's go!
I really want one of these.
I really don't need it.
Please send it to me!
What should I say?
Maybe something like "barmkuchen"?
Ah! Club Honey's barmkuchen!
Shut up!
I don't like barmkuchen!
No!
I don't like it!
It's the best barmkuchen in the world!
Let's go!
30th member's presentation, start!
Sayonara is innocent, funny and energetic.
Serika is white and says things that don't suit her.
Luka is cute and has a cute face.
Momo is modest and kisses people a lot.
Nao is addicted to lemonade right now. It's delicious!
What's with the "delicious"? What's with the lemonade at the end?
Next up is Hama! Let's go!
Ah! Ah! Secretly! 30th member's presentation, start!
30th member's presentation, start!
The good thing about Kansai is the loudness of Kansai women and their "at home" feeling.
Nao is 24 years old! She has a wonderful age!
Onishi is... Go! Onishi is... Well, shouldn't you just kiss her for now?
Luka loves dolphins. Serika is white and so is Nanamin, so they have similar personalities.
I'm energetic, energetic, energetic, energetic, energetic!
Lastly, Satou Nanami! Please!
Nanami-chan!
Satou Nanami's Kansai 30 second presentation!
Hello, I'm Satou Nanami!
I'm from Tohoku, but the Kansai members I've seen from Tohoku people are really noisy.
Team 8 has a lot of local people, and Tohoku people are pretty quiet.
The Kansai people are really noisy, but they have a lot of things I don't have, so I'm jealous of them.
Also, personally, I've always liked Watanabe Miyuki of NMV, so Kansai... Go!
I understand that you like Miyuki.
So you like Kansai, Satou-chan?
I like it!
That's why I've always been speaking Kansai dialect.
Kansai dialect? Can you speak Kansai dialect?
Try saying "nandeyanen".
That's good! That's really good!
That's cute!
Say it out loud.
- Sayana. - Kawaii!
- Sayana.
- Eh?
- Sayana. - Sayana.
- Eh? Say it out loud.
- Sayana. - Ahahaha, kawaii!
- Deare! - Ahahaha, that's it!
- That's the real Kansai dialect. - Deare!
- That's it! - Eh, that's too much!
Alright, let's move onto the next one.
Which prefecture is the number one in Kansai?
- It's the Grand Prix! - Yay!
As representatives of each prefecture of Kansai,
you will fight to become the number one in Kansai area.
This week's theme is this!
The best backspin serve in Grand Prix Fukuoka Prefecture!
Now, if you work in the entertainment industry, there are a lot of things you don't know about it.
But if you say you don't know about it, it will end there.
Even if you don't know about it, you should pretend you know about it.
That's right!
So, from now on, we will continue to release things you may not know about it.
So, definitely pretend you know about it!
From now on, it is forbidden to say you don't know about it.
Talk like you know everything about it.
If you say you know about it, you will be treated as if you know everything about it.
Now, let's get started.
"Sectaga Comentata"!
"Sectaga Commentata"!
Assei will ask you guys a keyword in "News and Wideshow".
Please explain the word "commentata" to us.
"Commentata" means "definitely", "don't get confused", "answer firmly".
Who will be the first one?
Let's start with Onishi.
Wow!
By the way, do you watch "News and Wideshow"?
Do you watch it?
I don't know about it.
You don't know about it!
I don't watch it.
I don't watch it much.
You don't watch it much.
I don't watch it much on TV.
I see.
Please say it together a few times.
Okay.
Now, let's go.
"Sectaga Comentata"!
Start!
Good evening.
Ah, but before that...
Good evening. It's time for "News 8".
The other day, G20 was held in Osaka.
Yes.
What do you think of G20?
I think it's really wonderful that such wonderful people came to Osaka.
By the way, what do you mean by "wonderful people"?
Well...
Each...
Well...
Abe Shinzo-san...
Each Abe Shinzo-san...
Do you mean each one of them?
Well...
Each...
Do you mean various Abe Shinzo-san?
Abe Shinzo-san of the same name?
No, but...
But...
G20 is not about gathering Japanese Abe Shinzo- san, is it?
No, it's not.
It's not?
Well...
Abe Shinzo-san in Japan...
No, it's not.
So, do you mean foreign Abe Shinzo-san?
No, it's not.
Foreign Abe or something like that?
What do you mean?
No, I mean foreign Trump-san.
Trump-san?
Ah, I see.
In such a great country, such great people gathered in Osaka.
In Osaka?
Ah, in Osaka?
What did you gather for?
Ah, the future planning meeting.
Planning meeting?
Is it a corner?
Is it like gathering all the great men of all countries and having a corner?
Well, it's like that.
Corner?
What kind of corner did you think of having?
Well, it's about future events in the world.
Like, "Ah, let's make friends here and there."
Ah, let's make friends here and there.
What kind of corner did you think of having?
Corner...
Well...
After all...
Japan...
Hmm...
What could it be?
Japan, what could it be?
For example, G20 was held.
It was held for three days.
What was decided in the end?
Lastly, could you tell us what was decided for G20?
G20...4?
That's all for the news!
The number of G20 members has increased a lot.
By the way, the real G20 is a meeting of 20 countries and regions.
I know, I know.
Japan, America, Europe and other advanced seven countries such as North Korea, Russia, China and India will participate in the new countries.
Did you know that?
Yes, of course.
That's amazing.
It's like Abe of each country.
Each country has its own Abe.
But I think you did pretty well.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next one.
Yes.
Let's go with Ota.
Yes!
Ota.
What about Ota?
You know this one, don't you?
I'm an adult.
It's natural for me to know this one.
Yes.
Let's go.
"Did you know?" commentator, start!
So!
This news is about PPP.
What do you think about PPP?
Well...
It's a project where top producers from all over the world get together.
What does PPP stand for?
Yes, we know.
You know?
By the way, can you tell us about it?
It's called "Top Producer Project."
"Top Producer Project" is PPP.
That's right.
By the way, is this project where top producers from all over the world get together?
Yes, that's right.
What is this project about?
I've participated in it before.
Are you a member of PPP?
Yes, I've participated in it before.
Are you a member of PPP?
There's also something like a tour.
There's a tour of PPP?
That's right. When I went there...
I learned about what kind of projects would make a show exciting.
That's...
Top producers from all over the world get together.
That's right.
Top producers from all over the world get together.
By the way, what do you think about PPP this time?
Well...
Overseas, people wear light clothes like swimsuits and dance.
Like you, Yulian.
I thought it would be funny, so I decided to include it in Japan.
You're Japanese, so you don't have to include it in Japan.
Even in Japan, we decided to do it on a show like this.
Oh, you decided to do PPP?
Yes, that's right.
By the way, do you know the name of the first person who made PPP?
Yes.
Do you know?
It's Tatsuo Yamaguchi.
Tatsuo Yamaguchi?!
That's all for "News 8"!
Thank you!
Where did you hear about Tatsuo Yamaguchi?
Tatsuo Yamaguchi...
No, it's not.
I don't know!
It's a partnership between Kan and Heio.
I've never heard of it!
I don't know, I don't know!
It's a partnership between Kan and Heio.
It's hard!
Asahi doesn't know either!
It's hard for me too!
I don't know either!
There's no such thing as who made PPP!
There's no such thing as who made it!
Tell me!
It's a problem!
It's hard!
Let's move on to the next person.
Shall we go with Luka?
Yes!
Luka is from college.
Smart.
She might know this.
Let's go.
Do the glasses fit you?
Sorry, I didn't know. Start!
Today's commentator is...
I'm Yamon. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Today we will talk about GAFA.
Yamon, what do you think about GAFA?
My opinion about GAFA is...
GA...
GA and FA are separated.
Yes.
GA is...
By the way, GAFA is GAFA.
Yes.
GA, FA, GAFA.
GA and FA are separated.
GA means...
Global Academy.
I see.
Global Academy.
And FA is...
Financial Advantage.
Global Academy Financial Advantage.
GA is GAFA.
Yes, of course.
What does it mean?
It means...
Global society is important now.
I hope we can work together all over the world and become more active.
It's thin, isn't it?
Global Academy Financial...
What? Global...
Academy...
Yes.
Financial... What was it?
Financial...
Advantage...
Advantage.
Yes.
Let's improve it as a whole.
That GAFA.
Yes.
By the way, where is GAFA from?
Especially in Japan.
I see.
Are there famous people in Japan?
Famous people...
Yes.
Speaking of GAFA...
Mr. Mori...
Don't you know Mr. Mori?
Mr. Mori of GAFA...
Mr. Mori...
Where is he from?
Don't you know him?
Mr. Mori...
Do you know him?
What does he do for a living?
He usually farms in rural areas.
But suddenly he became the top of GAFA.
Yes, he became the top of GAFA.
He became the top of GAFA.
Does Trump know about it?
Of course.
What did Trump say when Mr. Mori became the top of GAFA?
Did Trump say anything?
Yes, he did.
What did he say?
He used to farm in Wakayama countryside and became the top of GAFA.
Bravo!
Time's up!
Thank you.
Time's up!
It's totally different.
I know you use capital letters in GAFA.
There are four letters "g", "a", "f", "a".
You use them under your company's name.
What?
Does anyone know?
You use them under your company's name.
Everyone knows.
The company knows everything.
Yes!
What did you say?
Google!
Oh!
What about "a"?
Oh!
Is it "google"?
I don't know!
Google!
"f" is facebook.
And "a" is...what was it?
There are two.
Does anyone know?
Why are you doing quiz now?
"a"?
What was it?
"Ashinomoto"!
Why do you say "ashinomoto" suddenly?
"a" is apple and amazon.
You are smart!
Smart!
You have a good attitude.
You are smart!
You are cool!
Let's make it a quiz competition.
"gurf" is made of these four.
I see.
Let's move on.
It was like "f".
Yes, it was like "f".
It's difficult.
Let's move on to Nanami.
Yes.
You are cute, Nanami.
What is it?
Why is she cute?
She is cute.
Everyone is cute.
You are complimenting me!
I know. I know.
Everyone loves you.
Let's move on to "the star commentator".
Start!
Good evening.
Is it night now?
This time, I would like to introduce you, Nanami Sato, as a commentator.
How do you feel about this question of 2045?
Well...
I feel the future.
You feel the future!
I see.
Of course you do.
You feel the future.
Of course you do.
It is 2019 now.
You feel the future.
What is this question about?
What is this 2045 question about?
Well...
It is difficult for us to live in this world.
In 2045...
It will be more difficult for humans to live in this world.
It will be more and more difficult for humans to live in this world.
Something will happen in 2045.
What will happen in 2045?
Well...
That's right.
Something will happen in 2045.
What will happen?
Please tell us about it.
Well...
Time's up!
I'm sorry.
It's impossible!
Nothing came up.
Kansai people are amazing.
Koreans can't do it.
You could do it.
As expected of 2045.
Ase, do you know about the 2045 question?
Of course. It's full of garbage.
No.
In 2045, computers will surpass humans.
Many problems will occur.
That's right. It's a scary problem.
Thank you, Nami.
It was great.
Let's move on to Hama.
Hama is well-known and famous.
That's right.
Who told you that?
It's your story.
Let's start!
Hurray!
Yay!
Why did you vote for me?
Today...
I will interview Hama Sayura.
Inbound.
I've heard about it a lot lately.
What do you know about inbound?
It's like basketball.
I see.
You shoot and take a bound.
Is there a word called inbound?
I know about inbound.
But you take out the "d" and make it into a bound.
That's it.
But it has "in" in it.
That's why you put the ball in.
Is it cut off?
Is it until the morning?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
I'm sorry.
Calm down.
Calm down about each other.
It's a basketball rule, right?
Yes, it is.
It's a new word.
A new basketball rule word.
A rebound is when you take out the ball you shot.
That's a rebound.
What kind of rule is inbound?
It's similar.
Equal!
Is it cut off?
It's equal.
Rebound is called inbound now.
It's completely different.
It's a trip for foreigners.
A lot of foreigners come and it's called inbound.
I took it out.
I took it out a lot.
Next and last.
Let's go with Serika.
Wow, this is...
Serika.
This is...
Serika is a donor, right?
Does anyone know?
I like wide shots.
That's good.
Let's move on.
Serika's challenge, start!
Seri Seri!
Yay!
Time's up!
Thank you very much.
This program is crazy. I can't do it anymore!
Thank you very much.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
MVP...
MVP is...
MVP is Serika!
Yay!
It was Serika!
The seaweed was great!
The seaweed was...
Yay!
The hard news was...
Yay!
So, Serika...
Since it's the ending...
Let's have you sing the last song!
I'll sing it?
Serika will sing it!
Serika, we don't have much time!
Hurry up!
Let's sing it together!
So, the last song is...
Ota!
Take it off!
When did you become an elitist?
So, Connie, Teru and Sissi...
- What's with you!? - What's up!?
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Turn right! - Turn right!
- Forward! - Forward!
Please come again.