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This week's "Kansai Hakusho" starts secretly!
The host is me, Yamamoto Ruka, who won the MVP last week!
Thank you!
Today we're wearing gymnastics clothes.
How do you like it?
It brings back memories.
There are two colors, blue and red.
You'll find out later.
Please look forward to it!
You'll find out later why we're wearing gymnastics clothes.
In May, we started a new language, Reiwa.
Has anyone started a new language?
I don't think so!
Let's hear the title song!
AKB48 Team Ent. "Kansai Hakusho"!
Let's start with "Kontrolli" No.1 Senior!
Let me introduce you to the host of this show, Miki and her friends!
Welcome back!
The opening talk never gets exciting!
It never happens twice!
But we're all here again!
It's twice in a row!
I don't think we'll see you again in six months!
We'll miss you!
We'll miss you too!
Even if we're here, there's a lot we can't pick up!
Wow, you're ignoring me!
No!
If you're here, it's fine!
Even if we're here, it's fine!
Wow, you're ignoring me!
You're ignoring me like this?
Let's all get together and do it!
Let's do it!
Let me introduce you to the members!
Let's go!
Yamada, Ohta, Onishi, let's go!
Let's go!
You're dirty, but let's go!
Who do you think you are?
It's blue here.
It's blue.
It suits you.
Blue and red are separated.
What are we doing today?
After this...
That's right!
Let's do "Kossori Toki".
Start!
Hi, I'm Hyogo's Yamada.
What I want to do secretly for the sixth year is...
Now that I'm 20 years old, I want to think about my adult path...
I want to think about myself and work hard like me.
Thank you!
I'm Onishi.
What I want to do for the sixth year is...
I want to go on location with fans action.
Please take me on location.
Thank you!
What I want to secretly start in May is...
Cooking!
I'll do my best to be a good woman.
That's good!
You haven't done anything yet.
You can do it now!
Everyone, please stretch your head.
It's okay.
Let's go for the first project.
"Kossarei Research Project"!
It's May now, but as a 48 group...
You were about to say it.
"Kossarei Research Project"!
I wanted to say "research project"!
I was surprised.
I thought this was the title.
It's too long!
It's May now, everyone!
She understood it in an instant.
It's easy to understand.
It's May now, everyone.
As for the 48 group...
There was a great legend who graduated.
Who is it?
One, two...
Sassy!
I don't know why we all said it together.
Sassy...
She's this great.
Sassy graduated.
The face of the 48 group.
Did you all have that honor, Sassy?
In the early days?
In the early days.
In the early days when you became teammates?
With Sassy?
About 5 years ago.
We were dancing to "Boy With Luv" by Juden Prius together.
How was Sassy? Was she nice?
But I was the first one to join as a teammate.
Oh, I see.
Sassy said Hama was good.
Yes, but when I realized it, I was going somewhere else.
I didn't know you'd say that.
That's what Sassy did.
Sassy betrayed me.
Sassy is a legend.
Everyone wants to be a bad girl.
How many times did you get first place?
Hmm...
How many times? Three?
Three!
That's amazing! You got second place three times.
That's amazing!
Now you're going to aim for the last place.
The top is finally gone.
Where is the last place?
The battle for the last place...
is about to begin.
That's a nice voice.
Nice voice.
It's right there!
The King of the Void, Takedatsu.
Huh?
There you are.
That's impossible.
How did you do it?
What do you mean "King of the Void"?
That's the first time I've heard that word.
I wanted to make it feel like a battle.
I see.
Now, Sassy wants all of the Kansai members to come out.
That's right!
This is today's project!
Here you go!
Post-sassy gave me a secret finger exercise!
Oh, I see!
We'll have an exercise with an original sport that only uses fingers.
If we win here, we'll get a post-sassy sticker from Akimo-san.
Sassyhara's fingers and Sassyhara's fingers.
Thank you for thinking about it.
Now, I'll announce the team.
Blue team, girls team, Hama-chan, Serika, Luka!
And the red team, Yamada, Onishi, Ota!
What's going on?
The older girls and...
The older girls and girls who are over 30...
22! 22!
22!
Ota was one step above me.
24!
First of all, these gloves!
It's a finger exercise.
Give them out if you like them!
Each of you have your own gloves.
Let's have you line up.
Line up!
Line up, everyone!
Let's line up!
Now, you'll be...
You'll be this way.
The main body will be this way.
This way is fine, right?
You'll have a cute face, too.
Edika, are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay!
You're flying!
Watch out, Edika!
You're flying!
Ruka, how confident are you?
I'm flying!
You're flying!
Why did you fall?
Yamada, are you okay? Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Everyone, are you confident?
Yes, yes!
Let's get started!
The first program is...
"Finger Athlete Instructor"!
The instructors are...
Red Team, Yamada and Nanami!
Forward!
Yes!
Instructors, please!
Instructors!
We, "Finger Athlete Instructor",
will ride on "Finger Sportsmanship"
and aim for Toshihara's second pitch
and secretly fight against him!
On May 13th of this year,
we, Yamada and Nanami,
will be representing "Finger Athlete"!
Yes!
It's started!
The program has started!
Yes!
Let's move on to the first program!
The first program is...
"Finger Soccer"!
This is "Finger Soccer"!
In this game, you have to use your fingers like this.
Like this, right? Because you're using your fingers now, right?
You have to make a PK line.
The one who scores more goals wins.
In the case of a tie, we'll settle it with a game of tag.
A proper PK line.
Of course, the keeper can use his hands.
Yes, yes, yes.
The keeper can also use his whole body.
Yes, yes, yes.
While you're doing it, decide the order of the kickers.
Decide the order of the kickers and the keepers.
First of all, who will be the keeper?
Yes, yes, this is important!
If you stop it, you have an advantage.
It's about who has the best finger technique.
Who will be the keeper?
Who will go from the red team?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ota, you do it with your hand.
It's complicated.
Ota, you do it too.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's Aika, right?
A-a-keeper!
You're like a prisoner.
Yamata is the keeper!
Who is the keeper in the blue team?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Keeper.
Yuka is the keeper.
It's like only the loser is the keeper.
Yuka and Yamata are the keepers.
Decide the order of the kickers and the keepers.
Let's decide who goes first, first or second with rock- paper-scissors.
Do we have a lot of rock-paper-scissors?
Both of you, both of you!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Then, which one is Ruka going first?
TENKO!
TENKO OUT TEAM!
KEEPER, YAMADA NE, let's go!
I'm DEAD!
Who's going first?
Who knows?
Who's going first?
Let's go, Hama!
This is important from the first one. Cheer for her, everyone!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
It went in.
Erika's pitch went in.
It went in.
Okay, let's go. Hama, you're first.
Blue team first.
Ready, go!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Go for it, Hama!
Stretch, stretch!
You can see the back of her fingers.
Nice, nice.
Let's go!
Go for it!
Goal!
It went in.
Wow!
Wow, it went in!
Yamada's pitch went in.
That's amazing!
That was a goal!
Wow!
Yay!
Next!
It started with a failure.
Okay, next.
Red team!
Red team's result is...
Red team's result is... Who's going?
Me!
Oda, let's go!
Okay, the keeper is...
The keeper is Luka!
Okay, let's go.
Go for it!
Okay, red team's first goal!
If they score this, they'll have an advantage!
Goal!
Wow, they're faking it.
They're faking it a lot!
That's nice!
This faking!
Faking that you don't know when you'll score!
Ah!
No goal!
So, for now...
It's a draw!
Okay, next.
Blue team's second goal!
Who's going?
Me!
Okay, Terika!
Terika, you're on the left...
You're a changer!
Okay, let's go.
Go for it!
Can she score a goal? Let's see!
OK, Celica...
Go!
You can paint it.
Oh, nice!
Nice!
Zigzag...
What's the meaning of it?
Wow, it's like a moonwalk.
Goal!
She's cornered.
Wow!
You even paint it with your fingers.
OK, second attempt was also a failure.
Next, who from the red team shall go?
OK, let's go, Onishi.
Go for it!
Put the ball in the middle.
Go for it!
If she scores this, it's her advantage.
OK, Onishi!
Go for it!
Wow!
Yay!
Stop it! Stop it!
She is happy! She is happy! Yay!
She is happy! She is happy!
Yay!
She is very happy!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Are you fighting?
Yay! Yay!
Are you fighting a lot?
Friends.
You are making friends.
You have been doing it for a long time.
So, the blue team is leading.
OK, blue team, kicker Hama!
What?
No? Luka? Lukai?
Go for it!
Luka, let's go.
Luka, if you win this...
Go for it!
Go!
Look!
There's a feint like this?
Feinting up and down!
Go for it!
What do you mean "go for it"?
"Go for it" what do you mean?
You sound like a grandpa.
As you can see...
Yay!
If you win this, you're in a big advantage.
If you win this, you're lost.
The third one.
So if you win this, you're in a big advantage.
Five matches.
Five matches will give you a big advantage.
Go for it, Luka!
Go for it!
If you win this, you'll have two points.
Go for it!
Feinting up and down...
Oh, you're losing your balance.
You're losing your balance like this?
Which part do you want me to take it off?
I'll take it off.
I'm sorry!
I could see your makeup.
As expected! As expected! Nice hander!
Now, it's getting pretty close.
You're too strict, you're too strict!
Who's going first?
Is it Terika first?
Yes.
Terika was first.
No?
Okay, Hamaya! Hamaya!
Yes, go ahead.
Ball. Is this okay?
Ball.
Go over there.
What are you doing?
Over there.
She's holding her hand like this.
You're over there.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Ball.
This is pretty close.
Let's go.
Fourth!
Go!
Go for it!
Ah, that's too forward.
Forward type?
That's too forward.
Go! Go! Go!
No!
That's too much of a mistake!
What are you doing?
Ota!
Okay, next!
If the red team decides...
Victory! Victory!
Ota!
You're first, so Ota!
Let's go!
Alright!
Go for it!
If the red team decides...
Set it in the middle.
Go for it!
No, that's not it.
Ota!
Go for it!
Ha!
Yeah!
She's so bad at it!
Vei is so bad at it!
Hahaha!
Her body is too weak!
Hahaha!
Alright!
If we don't decide here, we lose!
We lose!
That's bad!
Serika! Serika!
Serika!
Serika's up against it!
Go for it!
Serika's the only one left!
Alright, I'm setting it in!
Go for it!
Serika, you...
Go for it!
Serika will lose if you don't decide it.
If you don't decide it, you win.
What kind of guy is that?
Serika, don't fly with that kind of guy.
That's what you say.
Let's go.
Serika, go for it!
Go for it!
Here I go!
Don't fly!
You'll hit it.
Wow.
That was an unprecedentedly funny P.K.
Do it one-on-one.
One-on-one.
Get in, get in.
How was it?
I can't show my face.
Why are you doing it here?
I'm an idol.
I have to show my face.
You can do it with anyone's hand.
It doesn't matter.
You can't show your face.
I can't show my face.
It's a little difficult.
The blue team is not good at kicking.
That's right.
Let's raise the accuracy.
Let's raise the accuracy and do it more.
Use your fingers.
Let's do it.
Let's move on to the next competition.
The next competition is...
Finger running race!
This is not a distance race.
We will do a cool running distance race and compete at an art exhibition.
We will see how good your acting is.
We will see if you can do a cool distance race like Rikujo with your fingers.
By the way, I will be the judge.
Each team will have one representative.
We will have one representative do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's have one representative decide first.
Who will go first?
I'm sure she will decide first with rock-paper- scissors.
I'm not going first.
I'm going first.
Who will go first in the blue team?
Luka!
Luka, let's go.
Who will go first in the red team?
Ojichi!
Luka vs. Ojichi.
Ota!
Ota is not here.
Ojichi has a scary face.
Most of you have white eyes.
Pistachio! Pistachio!
Pistachio!
Ota is the best.
Ota and Luka.
Ota and Luka will go first.
Rock-paper-scissors.
One of you will go first.
Wait a minute.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Luka will go first.
Luka is strong.
I'm sure she will go first.
Let's go.
Luka in the blue team.
Run and jump with your fingers.
Please!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
She's running!
What will happen?
She's running!
Great!
What is that?
Let's watch it one more time.
Let's watch it again in slow motion.
Do it yourself in slow motion.
Please!
Let's do it in slow motion.
I'll do my best!
Oh, it's slow motion.
Let's do it!
It's slow motion.
Let's do it!
Is the video okay?
It's messed up.
Let's do it!
It's here!
The sky is missing it.
If it's flying like that, it looks like it's going further.
It's landing properly.
Let's see how it lands.
It's landing.
It's landing!
It's wonderful!
I hate it!
What is this?
It's like an idol putting two fingers in their mouth.
What is this?
What is funny about this?
It's funny!
It's like an adult clapping their hands and laughing.
It's funny!
Putting two fingers in their mouth.
It's funny!
Oh, is it?
It's funny!
Let's see Luka's score.
Luka's score is...
9 points!
Nice!
It's high!
It was a wonderful performance.
Next, Ota.
I love you, Ota!
How will he do it?
Red team, Ota!
Running fingers!
Jumping legs!
Go ahead!
Start!
It's the same so far!
It's good!
It's spinning!
It's going to break!
It's tilted!
(Everyone is laughing)
Oh my god!
Once more!
We have to say that!
Once more!
This is the slow motion!
We have to say that!
This is the slow motion!
This is the worst!
She can do it!
Watch out!
This is...
(Everyone is laughing)
Let's see how it goes!
It was a great battle!
I'm going to announce the score!
Yes!
Awata's score is...
2 points!
That's mean!
But you're an idol!
That's right!
You're an idol!
An idol is doing a face like that in the end!
I don't want to see it! I don't want to see it like that!
It's terrible!
It's like a finger getting stuck in sand!
I don't want to see you like that!
Awata's face is...
The face was good!
It was really funny!
The face is 10 points!
The point of running away is...
It's like a finger getting stuck in sand!
Kids of this age don't get stuck in sand!
But it can't be helped!
The face is...
Yes!
So, red team 9 points!
Red team!
No, blue team is 9 points!
Red team is 2 points!
So, the winner is blue team!
That was fun!
Your face was 10 points!
That was the best!
In a way, it wasn't a record but it will stay in your memory.
It will stay in your memory.
Even if we lost, it felt good.
Thank you, thank you.
We understand your friendship.
Let's move on to the half-time show!
Here, regardless of the way you look at each other,
the members and we will show you two performances.
Which one?
First, Kansai members!
What will you do, Kansai members?
We will do a finger dance!
Finger dance!
This is something to look forward to!
It's nice!
Let's watch the finger dance!
What is the song?
The song is "Hachinosu Dance"!
Yay!
I want to see that finger dance!
Let's watch it!
Let's dance!
Please line up.
There is a rule!
Let's go!
Let's dance!
Team A and Kansai members,
finger dance "Hachinosu Dance"!
[Singing and dancing]
Yay!
Wonderful!
Did you practice this?
Yes we did.
201 people.
Why are you so angry?
It's fine.
Don't make a serious face.
Hey, Yubi!
Today is Yubi's day.
Then you can say Yubi's name during the speech.
You can't do it in real life.
Nao-chan's fingers are dirty.
Her fingers are the only ones that are dirty.
Wonderful!
Next is our turn.
What are we going to do?
We are going to do Yubi Manzai!
Wonderful!
Of course.
Let's do it.
I will stand by.
Let's do it.
Yubi Manzai!
Ready...
Start!
[Yubi Manzai]
Hello!
Hey! Hey! Did you get any better recently?!
Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you! Did you get any better recently?!
No, I haven't gotten any better recently.
Are you stupid?!
You're annoying!
You're the one who made me do it!
What did you say? What did you say?
You're the one who made me do it! What did you say?!
What did you say? What did you say?!
Didn't you say you wanted to watch a movie with me?!
Yes, I did. Star Wars.
Star Wars?! Wasnn't it fun?!
Yes, it was.
Ah, but I haven't watched it yet.
Who are you?!
I haven't watched it yet.
Who are you?!
Because we eat out every Friday with my family.
Every Friday?!
I know! I know!
Who are you?! Do you remember me?!
No, I don't remember you.
Who are you?! Darth Vader!
Darth Vader?!
Darth Vader!
What kind of Darth Vader?
It's Darth Vader!
It's like this! It's like this!
It's like this!
It's bad! It's like this!
Why is it like this?
Huh?!
Why is it like this?
Huh?!
I don't feel well.
It happens.
I don't feel well.
How was it?
How was it, Ota?
The three of you are in the frame, but I'm not in the frame at all.
From now on,
put your fingers
close to your face.
Let's forget about Ota's technique.
I'll use it.
From now on.
I'll use it.
Put your face in the frame as much as you can.
That's it for How To.
I'm sweating a lot.
Let's review the race.
Let's move on to the last race.
The last race is...
Fingertip obstacle race!
Yay!
This race is about time.
The course is...
There are three obstacles.
The first obstacle is a simple hurdle.
Jump over it and touch the next person.
The second obstacle is a lotion ball.
There is a ball in the lotion.
You have to carry it.
Touch the next person.
The last obstacle is an anchor.
The third obstacle is a balloon.
You have to carry the balloon to the goal.
This is hard!
The course is almost done.
This is the course.
This is the hurdle.
From over there is the lotion ball.
The second obstacle is from over there.
The third obstacle is an anchor.
You have to carry the balloon.
You have to carry the balloon to the goal.
The time is the same, but you have to show your face as much as you can.
The judge has already entered.
There were too many complaints from the competitors.
The competition judges have entered.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
There is a lot of rock-paper-scissors today.
Even though you use your fingers.
You can play rock-paper-scissors with that.
You can play rock-paper-scissors with your feet.
Hamato and Yamada will play rock-paper-scissors with their feet.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Who won?
Aiko.
Aiko won.
Yamada is doing something scary.
She is doing something scary.
It's a foot.
She suddenly has five feet.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yamada won.
Please decide the first, second, and third players.
Let's start with the red team.
I'm counting on you.
Anything is fine.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'm counting on you.
Let's go.
Let's start.
Start.
Ready, start.
She did it.
It's very beautiful.
It's a very beautiful way of doing it.
You can do it.
She got hurt.
You can do it.
You can do it. You can do it.
Hold it tight. Hold it. Hold it.
Ahhhh!
Ahhh!
Ahhhh!
Ah!
No!
Wow!
Okay, let's keep going!
Make a face! Make a face! Make a face!
Wow!
Okay, last one!
Wow!
Okay! To the goal!
Hahaha!
Too quiet! Too quiet!
Too quiet!
Words! Words!
Say it yourself!
Silence!
Silence! Silence and the sound of your nails hitting your nails!
Now, what is the red team's time?
The time is...
1 minute and 30 seconds!
Wow!
Isn't this a good time?
Yes!
Now, let's continue with the blue team.
What is the blue team's order?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
You are whispering on the TV.
Yes!
It's not easy to go.
Now, who will be the first runner?
Who will be the first runner?
Luka!
Let's go with hard!
Now, next is B-ball! Who will go?
Yes!
Oh! Celica!
And lastly, Anka and Hama!
Yes!
Let's go!
Now, let's go!
Obstacle...
Let's go with finger obstacles!
Start!
Oh!
Nice!
Wow!
Her face is showing!
Nice!
Her face is showing!
She fell from her knees!
It's that high!
I think it's quite an accident.
She fell from her knees!
Now, what will be the last hurdle?
Wow!
Tornado jump!
Wow!
Start!
Why did you do a tornado jump in such a place?
It only took you some time.
Now, Celica!
Let's go!
Pop!
Wow!
Her legs!
Her legs are like that!
Not "not yet", but she grabbed it with her calf!
Wow!
The last one!
Looks delicious!
What do you want me to do?
She's saying "looks delicious"
Go for it!
I'm scared!
My nose is stuck, I don't know why
Oh, she's grabbing it with her calf!
Goal!
What's the blue team's time?
1 minute...
26 seconds!
The red team's time is 1 minute and 30 seconds!
The blue team's time is 1 minute and 26 seconds!
But!
I said it before!
If there's a face judgment...
Based on that...
I see!
The winner is...
The blue team!
That means the blue team led by a large margin!
With such a low voice...
Nao-chan said "is it the same?"
An idol can't be blamed!
Say it with a higher voice!
It's the same!
Don't say it like you're an old man!
All games are over!
The blue team won!
The red team played soccer...
And the blue team did a relay race!
And so!
The winner is...
I was about to say blue team!
And so! The winner is...
The blue team!
Congratulations!
In a low voice...
Again?
In a low voice...
Old man! Old man!
Please choose your MVP...
No, MSAP!
Please choose your MVP...
This time...
MSAP...
You have two points for the face!
The first one is Ota.
The second one is me!
You have two points for the face!
MSAP is...
Ota!
What is this? What does it mean?
The winner doesn't know what it means.
Don't make me say it!
What is this?
It doesn't make sense!
You don't have to say it!
I don't need it!
What is this?
It doesn't make sense!
It doesn't exist!
What does it mean?
Ota's face...
Of course his fingers, but his face...
His facial expression is amazing.
What do you think, Ota?
I'm glad I did my best.
Can you show that face to the camera one more time?
No!
This face...
This is new.
That's it for the consult review exercise!
Okay!
Okay, next up is the members' consult talk.
Hama-chan, Luka, Teruka, please!
Okay!
That was fun.
It's been a while since I laughed at girls' faces.
Yay!
It was really funny.
You had a really nice face.
All of you had unique faces.
You all had unique faces.
I had a lot of fun too.
Look.
I'm serious.
I had a lot of fun.
Can I show you?
Can you touch me with your fingers?
Team Mate 5th Anniversary, congratulations!
Only my right hand.
Hello, I'm Hama.
What I want to do in my sixth year is...
That's right.
I want to grow my hair out.
And I want to be more mature.
I'll do my best to be more mature.
Goodbye!
Next, Serika!
Hi, I'm Serika of Naga.
What I want to do secretly for the sixth year is to sell this T-shirt to my fans!
I see, I see.
At the handshake event, my fans often asked me if I had sold my Kansai dialect uniform.
"Oh, you haven't sold it yet, have you?" I said, "Oh, why don't you sell it?"
So I'd like to sell it, but do you want it?
Yes, we do!
So if you sell it, please get it even if the price is high!
Thank you very much!
I'm Yamamoto Ruka!
I've been a college student since this spring.
And college students are really in an unknown world.
I'm thinking about what's there and how to enjoy it.
After all, I think there are four years of college life.
While delaying the days when I was 11 every day,
I want to do my activities as akb48 firmly.
After all, for that purpose, I think I have to work hard on my graduation from college and my teammates' graduation.
If you are watching this thank you shake hands,
If you are a college student, let's do our best together!
Bye bye!
It's over.
That's right, Ruka is a college student this year.
It's hard.
It's hard to divide and rule.
And while being an idol, it's an unknown world.
That's right.
I was a college student while being an entertainer.
How was it at that time?
It was hard at that time.
I didn't have enough responsibility for my entertainment.
I got a degree from a teacher of entertainment in Dogeza City, Thailand.
That's right.
Somehow I graduated from Dogeza City.
I graduated from Dogeza City.
It's old, so no one knows.
Cigarettes.
I quit my job with this.
It's too old.
Don't laugh, you're an old man.
Don't laugh.
It's too old.
Next, let's go with this one.
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
It's Grand Prix!
As representatives of each prefecture, please aim for number one in Kansai area and do your best.
This time, we have pajamas.
Cute!
Cute, right?
Yay!
Stop it.
It's been a while since I've been so happy.
Let's go with the theme of the day.
The theme of the day is...
I hope it's number one in Kawaii Prefecture Grand Prix!
Yay!
As idols, we have to be cute even when we're sleeping.
Of course!
So we're going to show you cute sleeping faces and cute sleeping stories.
This time, you're going to choose a situation where you can sleep cutely from your bed, chair, or desk.
We're going to show you our sleeping faces.
We didn't film too much of it.
Ase-kun is going to wake you up by patting you on the shoulder.
And then we're going to show you our cute sleeping stories.
Okay!
Let's go.
Who's confident about this?
Let's go!
Okay!
Luka, let's go!
Let's go!
Okay!
Nice!
Luka, let's go!
Huh? I was number one.
What's with the "number one" pattern?
I thought you were number one.
I'm definitely number one.
We're doing this because we're doing this.
It's not like we're always leaving the top to the west.
That's right, everyone!
That's right.
We're doing this because we're doing this.
Let's go!
Luka, let's go!
What's your situation?
Are you going to sleep?
I'm going to sleep.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Let's go.
We're going to show you our cute sleeping stories and sleeping faces.
This is a fan-related service.
Oh, I can sleep!
You can sleep!
Wow, I can sleep!
Be serious about this.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Luka!
Luka's cute sleeping stories.
Ready, go!
Cute.
Munya munya.
Munya munya?
Is that how you say it?
Cute.
Munya munya.
What kind of dreams do you have?
Munya munya.
What kind of dreams do you have?
Will it be sunny tomorrow?
When it's sunny, we'll go on a picnic.
Oh, it's sleeping!
Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
Oh, it fell asleep right away.
It's not sleeping yet.
Oh, it's sleepy.
It's sleepy.
What kind of dream do you have?
Munya munya.
Munya munya?
What did you eat yesterday?
Is this a sleeping talk?
It's heavy!
Who are you talking to?
Wake it up.
Wake up! Wake up!
It's morning.
What do you want for dinner tomorrow?
What is that?
But her eyes were cute.
Thank you.
She's the type of girl who says "munya munya".
Next, second place. Who will go?
Who will go?
Okay, Yamada. Let's go.
Yamada, you can lie down, right?
I'm sorry.
Yamada, when you say "shh" and lie down, you say "I'm sorry".
You're very polite.
Oh, you're the type of girl who sleeps like that.
You're the type of girl who sleeps like this.
Isn't it hard for you to sleep like that?
Is it okay for you to sleep like that?
There's a way of sleeping like this, right?
This is Yamada-chan's sleeping face.
She's sleeping.
She's sleeping after doing something.
She's sleeping.
Side view.
She's completely asleep.
She's asleep.
She can't see her face.
Put it on her ear.
She's sleeping but her stomach is supporting her.
She's sleeping.
What does she dream of?
Tomorrow's lesson is scary.
She's only thinking about tomorrow.
What lesson?
I'm scared of being looked at by adults.
Really?
Don't be late for lesson.
You'll wake up soon.
Don't be late for lesson.
She's awake.
She can still do it.
Can you still do it?
She's sleeping.
What does she dream of?
It stinks.
It stinks?
What does she dream of?
I don't know.
Maybe she saw a big poop in her dream.
It stinks.
Wake up!
I'm still sleeping.
Who woke you up?
Who woke you up? Who woke you up?
Scary!
Who woke you up?
It stinks!
No, but it's wonderful!
No matter how you look at it, it's quite painful.
What was your second dream?
It stinks.
What was your dream?
It stinks.
Did you have a hiccup in your dream?
I just had a little smelly face in my dream.
No, I didn't dream of that!
No, no, no!
The staff is sleeping!
That's AD-san's personal property.
Personal property!
No!
That's right.
Now, who should we go with next?
Let's go with Hama.
Yes.
Let's go.
Hama, can you fly?
Yes, I can fly.
Let's fly.
Now, Hama.
Good, right?
Yes.
Cute, right?
The bottom side is important, too.
I'll do it.
Don't say "Ugh!"
What?!
Now, cute sleeping face.
Start!
Is it that hard to sleep?
Like a dad.
Now, sleep.
You're sleeping.
Cute.
I want you to look at the camera.
Look at the camera.
She might sleep with her eyes open!
Her eyes are wide open.
What kind of sleeping face?
Ah, sexy!
Sexy!
It's sexy!
What is that?!
Say something sexy, Yun-chan!
Say something sexy.
Say it!
She won't say it!
She won't say anything sexy!
She won't say it!
She's dreaming, right?
What kind of dream is it?
It's funny!
She's dreaming and it's funny!
What kind of dream is it?
It's funny!
What kind of dream is it?
It's funny!
What kind of dream is it?
She's sick! Wake her up!
Mama! Wake up!
Yamada was exercising in the lotion.
It's a dream!
Yamada!
Yamada slipped!
It's Yamada's fault!
Who was exercising in the lotion?
Yamada was exercising in the lotion in his dream.
It's not funny!
Who's next?
Fourth person!
Terika!
Terika has dark eyes.
She looks like she's going to wear something like this.
She's cute.
Terika, you can take off your clothes now.
Terika's cute face starts next!
What are you watching?
Someone come!
Where are you going before you die?
What's up?
Over there!
Really?
I'm here!
Really?
Drink it. Drink it.
Drink it.
What is it?
Hey!
It's not right.
Say it!
What is it?!
You're disgusting!
Give her a kiss.
Say it.
I kissed you.
I kissed you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're the worst!
No, you're worse than Nana!
That's because you're not in a position to say that.
You know that, too.
What's up with you two?
Nana! That was really funny.
Nana!
It's too bland.
That's right.
Okay, let's move on.
Let's go with Tana.
Alright.
What did you say just now?
Oh, you know...
The department store...
You...
Think about it! Don't make excuses!
The department store...
It's not a department store!
It's not an original!
You should do something cute!
She's not telling you to make fun of her!
Ase, can you go to bed for a second?
Go to bed for a second and look at her.
Oh, my shoes!
Go to bed and look at her.
That's how you do it.
That's right.
Go to bed and look at her.
I'm nervous. Thank you.
What kind of dream will you have, Ase?
What kind of dream?
I'm looking forward to it.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Huh?
A big bridge crossing is for women.
What kind of dream is that?!
Wait, Ase, stand up.
Big failure.
No!
Stop it!
The example is a big failure.
Why? Why?
That's...
Do it! Do it!
Do it, brother!
Do it!
Do it! Do it!
What kind of dream will you have, Ase?
What?
Ah...
I ate cement and it solidified and came out because I pushed it.
No!
Sorry, thank you.
Sorry!
Okay, let's go back.
When I aim at the wall...
Cute, cute.
Money talk!
I want to meet you.
What?
I want to meet you.
Who do you want to meet?
Kou-chan.
Kou-chan?
Who is Kou-chan?
Kou-chan is...
Which Kou-chan?
Kousei.
Kousei?
Kou-chan left it.
Tanao, get up.
Get up again.
Ota-chan, get up.
Huh?
It's not what I thought.
Huh?
Is it my fault?
You can do it.
It's so funny.
You said it first.
It's so funny.
You said it first.
It's not what you thought?
You said it first.
You must go this fast.
We don't have much time.
Onishi, get up.
Get up!
Onishi, you can do it.
What dream do you want to see?
I want to meet you.
You want to meet me?
Again?
Who do you want to meet?
Kou-chan.
Kou-chan?
Who is Kou-chan?
I will leave it to you.
Onishi, get up.
I'm happy to see your face in the morning.
Dismissed!
If you have anything to say, please raise your hand!
Onishi!
What kind of red...
It's old! It's old!
Dismissed!
That was wonderful.
That's all for "Motorcycle Rampage"!
Now for the ending!
What is that?
We don't have any more time!
Two more minutes!
Let's decide who's number one!
So, Onishi!
Onishi, what will you sing?
Today, I'll sing "Diamond".
Sing it! Sing it!
Go! Go! Go!
That's your favorite song!
Start! Start!
Music, start!
I saw something important.
I got such a simple answer.
What is it for?
Is it for charm?
To be myself,
I'll be honest with myself.
I love you, I love you so much, I'll do my best to run.
I love you, I love you forever, I'll shout as loud as I can.
I love you, I love you so much, I can't breathe.
I won't let you go, your loud voice is like a diamond.
Goodbye!
Everyone!
Goodbye!