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Once again, let's give a round of applause to the hosts of last week's "MVP TV Wave" show.
One more time?
The hosts for last week's "MVP" show are Yamada and Toshima.
Six of you have gathered for the first time in half a year before the title call.
Half a year?
Half a year.
And it's been six years.
It's been a while.
So we hope you'll enjoy it.
Before we call out the title, please look at this.
Here it is.
It's the fifth anniversary of Team 8!
We did it!
We were able to celebrate our fifth anniversary with Team 8 on January 3rd.
It's all thanks to the fans.
One, two...
Thank you!
I'm grateful.
It was quick.
Thank you.
Now I'd like you to announce your enthusiasm for the sixth anniversary of "MVP" show.
You're not looking at me at all.
You can say it yourself.
Let's say it.
Yamamoto Ruka!
Fifth... fifth anniversary...
Do your best!
Now for the title call!
Team 8's concert show!
Secret number one declaration room, start!
Yay!
Hi!
Nice to meet you!
Now, let me introduce you to the show's lively singers!
The popular two of you! Please come in!
Oh!
Yay!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since we all got together!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Yay!
Idiot!
I love you!
Idiot!
I've never met anyone like you!
Yay!
Idiot!
It's been so long!
It's been such a long time!
I know!
It's been such a long time!
It's been such a long time since we all got together, but I think it's been some time since we've all gathered like this!
Yeah!
Yeah, we've been watching you all!
It's really been such a long time since we've had a concert show.
Whoa!
How long has it been since you all got together?
All of you?
Since October 29th.
Ten months? One month?
You've been together for a while.
Normally you don't get together.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
We've all grown up.
Thank you.
You haven't changed.
Stop it!
You've grown up and dyed your hair.
You've dyed your hair.
What's wrong with you?
It's a change of mood.
No, no.
It's a change of mood.
Stop it!
Yamada-chan likes blonde hair better.
Asei said blonde hair is better when we met last time.
He said blonde hair is really cute.
I said blonde hair is better for Yamada-chan on Twitter.
Why don't you answer me?
Ignore me!
Ignore me, you bastard!
I'm just feeling good.
I don't think blonde hair is bad.
I'm embarrassed.
Our national tour has started.
Our national tour of manzai.
It started in Tokyo.
Yamada-chan was the only one who came to see us.
The others betrayed us.
They tried to run away.
I tried to go with everyone.
I didn't get any calls.
You didn't get any calls?
What about Okawa and Onishi?
We got calls from the staff.
What about you, Ren-chan?
Hama and Tanao.
What about Adokawa and Serika?
Serika and Onishi came.
That's weird!
How can you say that?
Hama and Serika came in the first place.
Why did Onishi and Serika contact you?
I had a lesson.
It can't be helped.
I'm sorry.
Hama and Tanao and Ruka came in the first place.
I was happy.
But Yamada and Keiko didn't come.
Wait a minute!
Keiko didn't come.
It's been a while.
I'm happy.
You guys are not mature at all.
But!
If I see you as girls, you'll be in trouble.
Stop it!
You're like sisters.
Let's start the game.
Hama and Onishi, let's go.
Let's go.
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I took this picture.
I took it.
Me too.
I'm hungry.
I'm Momo Hama.
I'm Onishi Momoka.
I love tomatoes.
I hate tomatoes.
So, if you have tomatoes, give them to me.
Thank you!
Thank you for your 5th anniversary.
There are a lot of things.
Today, for the first time, I wore long pants at Kansai Department Store!
It's been 5 years since I've been this mature. Thank you!
I'll do my best with long pants from now on! Thank you!
Thank you!
You're still in your 20s as an idol, right?
You're in your 20s, right? Is it okay for people in their 20s to wear long pants?
Like bottoms.
It's fashionable.
It's jeans.
Even I say it's long pants.
It's embarrassing.
Let's start with this.
"Gachiri Eight Challenge"!
Yay!
This is a "Gachiri Eight Challenge" where we work together to improve our teamwork.
Today, we're doing a special project to celebrate our 5th anniversary.
We'd like you to show us your teamwork you've built up over the past 5 years.
What do you think?
It's been 5 years.
It's been 5 years!
Now you know a lot about each other's teamwork.
You know a lot about each other, right?
You know a lot about Yamada's favorite food.
I know.
Melted cheese.
Melted cheese is not good.
Melted cheese.
How about it?
Mama's handmade.
It's too big.
Mama's handmade what?
It's too big.
Mama's handmade what?
You know a lot about each other, right?
Please sing AKB48's songs one by one.
I will explain the rules.
Please sing AKB48's songs one by one.
However, it is not decided who will sing which song.
Please sing all of them while breathing.
If you sing a part with someone or no one sings it, it is a failure.
If you can sing all of them, you will receive this.
AKB48's 5th anniversary cake.
It's so cute.
There are a lot of cakes.
Please give it to someone.
If it doesn't fit you, don't give it to anyone.
It fits me.
But it's okay, right?
Does it fit you?
It does.
How many percent?
Three percent.
It's getting better.
It's 0.001 percent now.
Let's practice first.
This is the song we are going to practice.
As you know, A.K.A. Hosei's representative song is "Aitakatta".
The parts are divided like this.
The first one is "Aitakatta".
The second one is "Aitakatta".
The third one is "Aitakatta".
The fourth one is "Yes!".
The fifth one is "Kimi ni".
And the last one is "Aitakatta".
This song is really good.
Don't care about others and just sing it.
Think about where you want to sing and analyze it.
Don't talk about it.
Please succeed.
Don't talk about it.
Don't talk about it!
Muka and Serika were talking about it.
What were you talking about?
Tell me!
What were you talking about?
I was talking about how to work hard.
You were talking about how to work hard.
If you are talking about it, don't say it.
Don't talk about it.
Don't talk about where you want to sing.
Look back and look back.
When you sing, look back and look back.
You are talking about something, aren't you?
Don't talk about it!
Be quiet!
Don't talk about it!
Let's start.
It's a practice.
It's important to practice.
It's a practice.
Don't say it.
Please sing "Aitakatta".
Three...two...one...go!
No!
It's "Aitakatta"!
No! No!
It's "Aitakatta"!
You guys are watching this show because you want to see your own behind-the-scenes.
You guys are just doing it on your own.
It's different.
It's my first time doing it.
No one said anything.
It's "zoom, zoom".
Should we do it again?
"Aitakatta"!
Should we do it again?
Let's do it again.
Again.
Don't complain!
No, no, no.
You made a mistake!
You can't do it at any time!
Don't talk, Selka!
You're talking all of a sudden.
You're talking all over.
I'm not talking!
Look over here!
I'm not talking!
You were talking!
Why are you looking over here?
You weren't talking!
Why are you lying?
You weren't talking!
Let's go!
"Kabura" and "Aitakatta"
Aitakatta
Start!
Three, two, one, go!
Kabura
You're just wearing it.
And you're three people with no idea what you're doing.
If you're going to do it, do it with everyone!
Hey!
What are you doing?
If you wear it like this, you can't do it.
It doesn't matter.
It's a practice.
You know what we're doing, right?
Let's go to the actual performance.
The actual performance!
A little more.
Let's go to the actual performance.
I'll read it.
I'll change the song.
Okay.
Here's the song you'll be dancing to first!
It's a theme song with a Kansai accent.
Do you know it?
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
Do you know it?
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
Do you know it?
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
Do you know it?
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
"One, two, three, and dance" "Adrenaline" by Sunki.
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
"Sing and dance, oh oh oh oh" "Adrenaline" by Sunki.
"Adrenaline" by Sunki.
Three, two, one, go!
No good!
What are you doing?
No good!
It's you!
I'm going to cry!
There's just one thing I want to say.
Everyone, you've passed.
That's right!
That's right.
That's wonderful.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
That's wonderful.
Everyone loves you!
That's wonderful.
I was eating something in the dressing room and I heard this and that.
Yes!
You heard it from next door.
That's wonderful.
But what are you thinking about?
Get mad!
Get mad with your poses!
You guys are idiots!
Hey, say it!
You guys are thinking about yourselves!
That's weird!
You guys are ahead of me.
Do you get it?
You guys are thinking about yourselves.
If you only think about yourselves, you'll end up like that.
One by one. Should we do it again?
Let's do it again.
Think about yourselves.
Let's do it.
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
♪ ♪
It hurts!
Seriously?
Hey!
Hama, Onishi, Serika...
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
I know you want to go, but you can't afford it.
How do you...
By the way, what number do you want to go?
Three.
And you?
Sing and dance. Number five.
Number five!
Oh... oh... oh...
It's rock!
Well, you can say anything afterwards.
You can say anything afterwards.
You're all breathing...
And you're saying "goal".
You can say anything afterwards.
What do you mean by breathing and saying that?
That's right.
Shall we go again?
The last one!
This song!
Let's rap this song.
This song is...
This song is the last one.
Until you can rap this song.
Until you can rap this song!
Really?
I know.
Let's dance!
Let's go!
Let's go with the general atmosphere.
Let's go with that.
Don't look at the camera and sing.
You'll be in the center.
Go ahead!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Okay!
You're doing it wrong at the beginning.
You're out!
Why did you say that?
I thought you were going to say the west.
Why didn't you say the west?
I thought it would be too common for me to say the west first.
Then you should have said it first.
That's fine.
You went too far.
Everyone said it first.
Why didn't you say the west first?
That's too much.
You went too far.
That's fine.
Let's make it flat this time.
Let's make it flat and say the west first.
Let's stop here.
Let's think about what's around us.
Let's go.
Why are you always the last one to turn around?
I was going to leave a little bit.
You were going to leave a little bit.
Make sure of the lyrics.
The lyrics.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
Three, two, one.
Here it comes.
Feel it.
Come on.
What is it?
I made a mistake where I was supposed to go.
Where were you supposed to go?
Where were you supposed to go, Hama?
You were supposed to go here.
Even if you were supposed to go here,
you're covering this area.
You're covering this area.
What are you doing?
It was good.
I was nervous.
Let's keep going.
Until we succeed.
Go ahead.
Don't forget what you just did.
We're counting on you.
Let's do it one by one.
It's so easy.
I can't do it anymore.
Let's do it one by one.
Don't forget what you just did.
Let's do it one by one.
Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin, Kikunin...
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
You guys.
Now, now.
Wait a minute.
I thought you all shouldn't do it.
I know you're saying it.
I know you're not singing.
I'm already down.
It's like kabuki.
Not at all.
I'll sing it slowly.
You didn't sing in the beginning!
You can't do that!
You too! You too!
You're in the middle of it!
Around here.
It's Shishufuki's song!
The lyrics...
The lyrics are in Shishufuki's "Ah, do, re, la, lin"!
It's not a game of "do your best" and "do, re, la, lin"!
If it's "Ah, do, re, la, lin",
That's not fair!
You shouldn't do that!
If you do that...
If you do that, anything is okay!
No more "do your best"!
In the air! In the air!
Slowly, like this...
Like a scary story!
Don't do that!
Onishi, I'm sorry about that!
No more "do your best"!
Onishi, I'm sorry about that!
No more "do your best"!
You're out!
Let's do it one more time!
Start!
Who's in first place?
Let's do it in the air!
Who's in first place?
Shishufuki's "Ah, do, re, la, lin"!
You're in the way! Andake, you shouldn't say that!
Sing! At least sing for us!
You're in the way! Andake, you shouldn't say that!
Sing! At least sing for us!
You're in the way!
What are you doing?!
You're in the way!
Shishufuki's "Ah, do, re, la, lin"!
You're in the way!
ativa, inres, res, res!
sing! At least sing for us!
Theme song start!
3...2...1...
GO!
We're begging you!
Who's in the lead?
I'm in first place!
Wait a minute!
I think it's fine, but...
Onishi-chan said "I'm in first place!"
But...
From the beginning to the end...
I'm in first place! I'm in first place! I'm in first place!
That's...
I'm sorry!
Even if you look at me now, I'm in first place!
But...
The game is like this!
Do you understand?
Put your feet together!
It's like "I'm in first place!"
Like this!
It's not like that!
There's no reason for it!
Let's do it slowly!
Before you say it...
I'm happy!
Let's do it more!
I think I know why she's in first and second place!
I think I know why!
I'm dead!
I'm dying!
Please!
Drink some air!
I'm in first place!
I'm not in first place!
You're wrong!
You're exactly like Onishi-chan!
Nao, you're a desabana!
Nao-chan, down there!
What are you doing, Nao?
Get it? Get out of the air.
Get out of the air.
What are you doing?
Three, two, one, go!
I'm getting it.
A girl is always the best.
I'm getting it.
One, two, three, and go!
I'm getting it!
You're a desabana!
Wait, wait, wait.
Luka and Ohta are playing along.
Think about it. Luka-chan hasn't done it all by herself yet.
She's playing along with someone else.
Luka, I'm counting on you!
You can do it!
I'm getting it.
I know who's going to be second.
Start!
I'm a desabana!
Three, two, one, go!
All right, let's do it!
Let's do it!
All right, let's go!
Ah, whatever happens, girls are the best
Yes, yes!
Nothing is impossible
One, two, three, and dance!
Ah, whatever happens, girls are taken away
One, two, three, and dance!
Sing and dance!
All right, everyone did it!
Ah, my head hurts
We did it!
My head hurts
No, it's because you're all over the place
It's because of your arms
It's because you do it like this about 20 times
Ah, my stomach hurts
All right, everyone, your reward is a cake!
Asahi, take it and give it to her
Your reward is a cake
All right, everyone, you can eat it now
Let's eat it, everyone!
Let's eat it!
I want to take a picture
Take a picture and eat it
Everyone, line up!
We did it!
Hold it tighter!
Hold it like this!
All right, let's go!
One, two, three!
Hold it like this!
Get closer to the cake!
Ah, that's good!
Let's go!
One, two, three!
Thank you!
I don't want it!
Thank you!
All right, you can eat it now!
Eat it!
Ah, I'm tired!
Eat, eat, eat as you like.
Ah, is it okay?
Yes!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
You're responsible!
If an accident like that happens, you're responsible!
You don't need a plate or anything like that!
You're going to eat it yourself!
How is it? Is it good?
There have been a lot of things in the past five years!
That's right!
There have been a lot of things!
There have been a lot of fun and hard things!
There have been!
What have you done in the past five years?
I'm going to drink it!
This!
Eh, what?
This!
Ah, this was fun just now!
What have you done in the past five years?
This was fun, too!
This was fun!
Didn't you do a live performance in various places?
It was fun!
Where was the biggest place you did it in?
Saitama Super Arena!
That's amazing!
Saitama Super Arena!
How many people do you have in Saitama Super Arena?
Hmm...
But we do it twice a week!
Eh, in Saitama Super Arena?
Yes!
No!
Not at all!
That's fine!
It's really good!
But it's amazing that you can still do it!
About 8,000 people!
Ah, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Ah, that's right!
I'm glad!
There have been things like that and things that have been tough!
Right?
A lot of things!
Right?
Where have you been?
Ah!
I got lost for a bit!
You got lost!
You were going somewhere just now!
You were going somewhere!
Right?
There have been a lot of things!
We also did Kansai Action!
Right?
Was this also done in Kansai?
This was done in Kansai Action for about 2 or 3 years!
3 years!
No way!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Right?
That's amazing!
We're so grateful!
Right?
3 years ago, you guys were still...
Right?
This is it!
Oh, you guys!
You guys!
Everyone has changed!
I thought you guys hadn't gotten over it!
No, we haven't gotten over it. To be honest, we didn't know much about us.
I'm sorry to say this, but we didn't know much about us as a team.
We didn't know about our existence.
We didn't know that there were 47 of us in total.
And one day, our manager suddenly said, "There's an AKB broadcast show, so please go there."
And when we entered the school, the staff explained that it was a show that started today.
And when we entered the school, the MC said, "Can you be the MC?"
And we were surprised that we were going to be the MC.
We didn't know anything.
We didn't know that the show would start from there, and that's where we first sang.
Was it your first time being the MC?
It wasn't my first time, but it was my first time being an idol on a show like this.
Everyone was like, "is it really her?"
Because it was just the beginning.
In the dressing room, everyone was like "wow!"
I didn't know the distance.
I didn't know how to interact with an idol.
What's that?
Like this.
The distance is like this?
Wow, it's far away.
It's annoying.
I didn't know.
But now, I'm like a little sister.
Now that I'm in school, everyone puts on makeup.
No, no.
Of course.
In the past, everyone was only running around with nose hair.
No, no.
For the first time, everyone was running around with nose hair.
No, no.
But now, it's pretty.
But I've been doing missions like this for three years, and there's a lot of bad things about it.
Our bad things?
Yeah, I want to hear about it.
It's pretty bad, isn't it?
I might have said it before, but about Kousei- san...
I think you should just speak up.
I've looked into it thoroughly.
If you look into it thoroughly, Kousei, you're noisy.
Kousei, shut up.
Yeah.
But really...
Yeah.
Don't say it when you're sad.
No, I don't think you should just speak up.
You should say funny things and speak up.
I think you should do that.
And about Asahi-san...
She's become too fashionable.
I wonder if she's aiming to become a comedian.
She's not really a comedian, is she?
She is, but...
She is a comedian, but...
I think she's trying to look cool.
I see.
I'd like her to be a little more of a comedian.
So, you're saying that Miki is a combination of someone who doesn't have a loud voice and someone who's not a comedian?
Take it sincerely. Take it sincerely!
By the way, is there anything good about her?
I think the good thing is that she's loved by everyone and she's loved by everyone, so I hope you'll do your best with that as a weapon.
She's a comedian. She's a comedian.
You're saying it from such a high position.
No, I'm happy, but I don't think you'd say that.
So, every time you checked out Hana-chan or the show and went to all kinds of shows, you'd say, "Asei-san, you need to talk a little more."
No, like... Like, in the beginning, I didn't talk at all when Asei-san appeared on a Tokyo show.
Now I'm getting nervous, too! For example, for example, which show did you appear on?
On that show with Chidori-san, Asei-san seriously didn't talk at all, but Kousei-san kept going "gya, gya, gya, gya," and I couldn't talk at all with that noisy guy!
I couldn't talk at all! That's why you didn't appear!
So you checked it out up to that point!
Rather than saying it now, say it when you meet everyone!
That's right!
"Say it! Say it!" Like...
Yamada-san went all over the country, didn't he?
Yeah.
There, like... "Isn't this a little good?"
"Over there... What's that?" Like...
If you meet people you don't like, say nothing! Like, be honest with me! Like...
Like, you're already happy! Right? If you meet everyone... If you meet everyone, say something! Not at all!
You're too much!
You...
It's the other way around!
There's more?
By the way, what did you say?
It's like...
Kousei-san's glasses are falling off.
His glasses are falling off.
But you made it too funny.
I don't like it.
If it's a coincidence, it's funny.
But if you do it on purpose, it's not funny anymore.
What you're saying is really funny.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really funny.
Yamada, do you have one?
What is it?
Asei-san...
He's too attached to female fans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
For example? For example?
Wait a minute!
What do you mean by that?!
I know he's popular.
I know.
It's like...
It's the first time I feel sorry for Kousei-san.
I know that, too!
What do you mean?!
Why? Is Asei too popular?
Female fans are all attached to Asei-san.
Don't say that!
They'll know for sure!
If we say it as a joke, they'll know for sure!
And it's just been a while since we had a live show.
It's urgent information!
The fans are all attached to Asei.
Yeah.
Is Asei too attached to female fans?
It's all over Instagram.
Asei's Instagram.
What do you mean?
The way he wears his clothes,
how many days it is today,
how he puts up his poster,
and how he holds his cat.
He's all over the place.
Wait a minute.
This is embarrassing.
He's looking me in the eye.
When I asked Asei if he had any complaints about us,
he looked us in the eye with his toes.
He looked us in the eye.
Do we look like that?
No.
But you two are really nice people.
Nice people.
Only Asei has a lot of pimples.
A lot of pimples.
He gave Team 8 eye drops.
That's nice.
Eye drops?
Infectious members.
He says we're too relaxed,
but you guys are relaxed too.
There's definitely someone like this.
There's definitely no one like this.
It's been half a year.
What's going on?
But we're both relaxed.
That's right.
You!
That's how you say it?
I know.
That's how you say it.
That's how you say it?
I know.
That's how he says it.
We're both relaxed.
You should close your eyes for a second.
You're a woman.
If you don't meet for a while, you'll get shy.
I want you to fix that.
You're building up from scratch.
If you go into the classroom, you're like "Hey! Good morning!"
You're like a family.
What are you two doing? It's gross.
That's a shock.
It's gross to suddenly go into the classroom.
That's fine.
It's fine if you say it casually.
Think of us as your older brothers.
What would you think of us if we were your older brothers?
I'm happy.
YOU GUYS!
Aze-kun, your verdict.
What?
What verdict?
Wait, wait, wait.
What verdict?
We challenged and everyone got points.
I forgot.
We will announce how many points we got.
We didn't get anything, right?
We got it.
You are tired.
What did we get?
Let's see.
What did we get?
We got...
6 points!
We got 1 point each!
We got 1 point each.
We didn't get anything expensive.
Even if it was expensive, we still did it every night.
I'm sorry.
We did it every night.
I forgot.
I forgot!
This was the "Gachireito" challenge.
Let's move on to the next round.
Next up is Yamada, Serika and Luka!
Let's go!
You are tired.
You wanted to see this, right?
It's good!
It's sweet and good.
Can I have some?
Can you all have some?
It's good!
I get asked that all the time.
It's good.
It's really good.
Let's go.
Are you going to film me eating cake all the time?
What are you going to do? Let's go.
Cosmic Talk, start!
Hi, I'm Hyogo Prefecture representative Nanaami Nana.
I'd like to say thank you for celebrating my 50th anniversary in secret.
Once again, thank you for supporting me.
I hope we can continue to work together for a long time.
Hi, I'm Serika of Naga.
I'd like to say to everyone in Kansai.
Thank you for staying with me for five years without quitting.
I'm sure we'll have more opportunities in the future.
I'd like to do a lot of performances and so on.
So please stay with me.
Hi, I'm Yamao Taka.
It's been five years since we formed a team.
This program "Kansai Action" is now in its third year.
I hope we can continue to work together for a long time.
Please continue to watch us.
You've grown up.
You're a college student starting this spring.
You may work hard and sleep.
Let's move on.
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
It's Grand Prix!
As representatives of each prefecture, we will do our best to be number one in Kansai area.
The theme of this time is...
"Who is the best boyfriend for May Sickness?" Prefecture Grand Prix!
Let me explain the rules.
Now, we will play the role of "boyfriend for May Sickness".
You will play the role of "girlfriend" and do an ad-lib performance.
Lastly, please say something to blow away May Sickness.
How much can you blow away?
This time, not only the last word, but also the ad-lib performance will be important.
You will play the role of "girlfriend" forever until your boyfriend rings the bell.
I see.
It's not "boyfriend", it's one of me.
One of you.
One of you who hasn't had a boyfriend yet will do it.
When you hear "ad-lib", say something to the camera.
This is the rule of "point and teaser".
Now, let's go.
First of all, if you are confident, raise your hand.
Now...
Who will go first?
Okay, Onishi will go first.
Okay, Onishi...
You again...
You...
You... Stop this...
This good atmosphere...
Onishi, who will go first?
Me?
Onishi.
Then it's Kosei.
Okay!
Eh?
Because Onishi likes me.
Ah, yes...
Don't say things like that and make weird faces.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
Now, Onishi and Onishi's ad-lib performance.
Ready, start!
I don't want to go outside because of pollen allergy.
Even though it's May, you still have pollen allergy?
It's tiring.
I have pollen allergy all year round.
What pollen do you always have?
Eh?
What allergy pollen do you have?
Tu... Tulip.
Tulip?
I've never heard of it.
That's amazing!
Tulip pollen allergy...
It doesn't happen often, does it?
Tulip is tiring.
Is it tiring?
It's amazing.
But tulips don't bloom all year round, do they?
No, it's...
It doesn't bloom?
There's an island where tulips bloom.
Ah...
Ah, can you look this way and say it again?
It's hard. For now, I don't want to go outside. I don't want to do anything.
Eh, but you know...
Why don't you try taking medicine? Tulips...
No, I can't. I can't swallow them.
You can't swallow them? What about food?
I can swallow food.
Then that's fine.
No, I can't eat food and take medicine at the same time.
Ah, that's what your grandfather does.
I don't want to eat with my grandfather.
No, but...
You know, with that kind of personality...
You don't have to try so hard.
No, I don't want to go outside. I don't want to go anywhere.
Onishi will take you to a fun place, so let's go together.
I don't think we can do it anymore, but this corner is not about AKB's cuteness, but about our grossness.
With this reaction.
As expected of Onishiya.
Thank you.
Do your reaction properly.
Take me to a fun place.
As expected of Onishi.
Let's go together.
Who wants to go first?
Selka!
Don't raise your hand.
Which one do you want to go with?
Ase-san.
Okay.
Let's go.
Ase-kun and his boyfriend.
Start!
I don't like May.
Why?
April was better.
But...
April...
I don't like May.
I like April.
I know, but...
But...
There are people who like May, so I think May has better things.
I don't like May.
What do you not like about May?
May?
I don't like May.
May...
What?
I don't like May.
Then let's think of a strategy to get through May quickly.
Let's think about it.
I don't like it.
What kind of strategy do you have?
Like staying up all night.
I'm a bear!
Do you like June?
I like June.
Why?
June...
It's not May.
There is something like a love climb in May.
I don't like May.
But there are a lot of holidays in May.
Like Golden Week.
I don't like that either.
And there are a lot of people.
I know!
I don't like it! I really don't like it! It's dirty everywhere!
Well, for the time being, there are various strategies such as sleeping and spending time.
What strategy other than sleeping and spending time?
For the time being, stay at home.
Stay at home! It's long! I feel it for a long time! It's getting dark!
So in the first place, in order to like May...
How do you want me to think about it?
Well, in May...
I'll eat five Pockys with Serika every day!
I don't know what you mean!
It's a rule!
Why?
What do you mean?
Why do you eat it?
What do you think it is?
On the contrary, it's a trauma.
What do you think? What do you think? What do you think about eating five Pockys?
First of all, you'll like it.
Oh, I said I didn't like it!
That's right, that's right.
If you eat five Pockys, you'll like it even more.
There's such a theory.
Yes!
Don't talk to me anymore! Don't leave me alone!
Thank you, it was Serika!
Serika is unique, isn't she?
That's right, that's right!
Okay, next!
Ota! Ota-chan!
Ota and Kousei!
O!
Kousei!
Ota, you know...
It's me!
You like Ota, don't you?
Ota!
Ota is really...
I'm counting on you!
You're strong, Ota!
You're noisy!
Okay, Ota-chan and Kousei!
Impromptu performance, start!
Why are you sighing all the time?
I don't like it.
What don't you like?
This part doesn't stretch.
But it looks like you sweat easily.
But I want to stretch it. I want to stretch only this part.
You want to stretch only this part?
But I like this part more.
No.
It suits you.
No, I don't like it.
I want to stretch this part and make it braided.
That's not good.
Isn't it not good? I want to do that.
But it doesn't stretch?
No.
What if you eat seaweed?
Like kombu.
Then I will make it for you.
I don't like it.
From now on.
I don't like seaweed and kombu.
Then you don't know what I like, do you?
You know what I like, don't you?
No, no, no.
Then I will mix it with hamburger steak.
So you can eat what you don't like.
I will cook for you every day.
Let's eat.
No.
This is a comedy at the end.
Don't say things you don't like.
It's like a local commercial.
Seaweed and kombu.
It's like "Shinsentaishi".
Don't say "miss seaweed".
It's okay.
You are kind.
It's okay.
Nao will look at me closely.
Who wants to go next?
Let's go again.
Which one do you want?
Kou-chan.
It's Kou-chan.
He is a sinful man.
It's true.
Kou-chan, Kou-chan.
Then, Yama-chan and Kou-chan's improvisation play.
Start!
I want to lose weight, but I can't.
I know.
I don't like it.
Look at me.
My stomach hurts, but my chest is like this.
But it's okay.
I don't like it.
On the contrary, there is no person like me.
Are you messing with me?
On the contrary, I like it.
What do you like about me?
Like "bon bon bon"?
It's not "bon kippon", it's "bon bon", everything is "bon bon bon".
But you can't do that, you can't do that.
I don't like it, I want to be like Mackenyu.
Impossible, impossible, impossible!
No, I want to be like Mackenyu.
Impossible!
Like Mackenyu.
There are things impossible for people!
Then, not like Mackenyu, but like Ayano Go?
Hmm, that's impossible.
Then, who can do it?
Let's see...
Bobby...
You might not know this, but Bobby is really strong.
No, I should work hard from now on.
But it's hard for you to move your body.
Then...
Nana will stay by your side forever.
I like you.
I'm sorry!
I don't like this couple!
I'll stay by your side!
With a sharp mouth!
I like you better!
This couple is pretty crazy!
That was good!
I like it!
Let's continue.
Who will go?
Let's go with Luka!
Luka will go.
Luka, who will you go with?
Asahi-san.
Oh, me.
Luka is Asahi.
No, it's not like that!
I see.
Let's go!
Then, challenge...
Start!
I don't like it!
What's wrong?
I don't like it!
I don't like hair or anything like that!
Just cut it!
I don't like it!
Just throw away your glasses!
Just throw them away!
I don't like glasses!
I don't like anything!
I don't like flowers!
I want to take everything!
You don't like your existence?
I don't like it!
I want to take this, too!
Look!
Cute!
She has a cute face!
She's really cute!
What is this cute face?
Who is she?
She has a really cute face!
You look like a motherly grandmother.
I look like a motherly grandmother, don't I?
Don't you like it?
I don't like it.
I don't like it when people say I look like a grandmother.
You'll give me a new one every year, won't you?
I won't give you a grandmother.
I'm talking about something real.
I don't like it anymore. I don't want to wear anything or clothes.
Gold!
Forget what you don't like.
Do only what you want to do and live your life?
Grandmother!
Motherly grandmother!
Grandmother!
I want you to be cute.
What are you really taking from me?
I don't like it when people say I look like a grandmother.
The moment I got used to it, they flew away.
Thank you, grandmother.
Lastly, Hama!
Hama, which one will you choose?
Which one should I choose...
I'll go with Asei.
Hama, choose Asei.
No, no, no!
It's about time!
Let's do it.
Start!
Look at this.
It's so smooth!
It's falling apart.
I don't like it!
Hama is falling apart, too.
I don't like it!
Why not?
I want to grow out my hair more.
I don't like it when it's smooth.
I like it when it's fluffy.
But your arms are growing out.
I like it when it's fluffier.
I don't like it.
Fluffy...
You don't want to do it anymore?
I don't like it.
I don't like it more than nothing.
It's May now, so your hair is growing out.
I don't like it.
Even if you don't like it, you can do it if you have courage.
What kind of bread man is that?
What kind of bread man?
Is it a hair bread man?
What is a hair bread man?
Is it a bread with hair in it?
It has hair in it.
Is there such a bread?
What is it?
May's etude is over.
Please announce the member who healed May's etude the most.
I will announce it!
The one who healed May's etude the most is...
Luka-chan!
Why Luka-chan?
Luka-chan was a motherly grandmother.
She healed you.
She raised you up and brought you down.
Yes.
Is there anything you would like to say to your grandmother?
From now on...
Thank you!
That's all for today!
Let's move on to Oto-chan.
Luka-chan's good point came out.
From now on...
It's a good point.
Please stay like that.
It's a good point.
Let's move on to Oto-chan's etude.
It's our fifth anniversary.
I'm happy to be able to record with my beloved Kansai members and Miyuki-san at such an important time.
I want to say thank you to everyone for continuing like this.
Thank you!
You're the best!
Thank you!
I'm so happy. It's been a year since we celebrated our 5th anniversary.
It's nice to get together like this. It's fun.
My head hurts.
I know.
It's almost time for the ending.
It's fast.
It's fast, but it's quick.
What's that?
She's the worst!
She's in the best condition today.
Seneca, did you have fun?
Yes!
It's fun, right?
Yes, it's fun.
Every time my stomach hurts and I laugh too much.
It's fun.
She's checking the camera while talking.
Seneca's camera is showing in the comments.
It was fun.
It's been a while for you too, Oda-chan.
It was fun.
I'm relieved that Miki-san is here.
Do you really think so?
I really do.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
The winner of "kosori-wan" is...
Luka?
Luka is the winner.
Sing a song for her.
Sing "kosori karaoke"!
Luka-chan, what will you sing for us?
I will sing "ponytail" and "sushi".
That's awesome!
What are you saying?
What do you mean?
It's "odango".
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It came from a different world.
"ponytail" and "sushi".
Everyone!
Let's have Luka sing.
Thank you for watching.
It's time to say goodbye.
Bonny, Tail and Shishi out!
Hurry up!
Faster than the calendar
Hurry up!
Shirt and sleeves out
Slightly
Luka-chan!
Sun is approaching
Luka-chan!
My arms and knees change
Luka-chan!
I want to meet you by the blue sea and the long rainbow
While running, you run in the wind
While running, you run in the sand
I saw your smile and it made me happy
Thank you!
Please support me!
Bye-bye!
Happy New Year!
Bye-bye!
Happy New Year!
Bye-bye!