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It's time for "Kansai Applause"!
Today, I, Yamamoto Ruka, will be your host!
And, this is sudden, but I have an announcement to make.
"Kansai Applause" has come to an end today.
It can't be helped if you're feeling down, so we'll send you off with a cheer.
Everyone, let's do our best!
Yeah!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready and...
товgence!
It's April Fools' Day today!
With that said, today's program is full of lies!
Let's start our call for titles!
I won't!
No way!
You tricked me!
The show won't start like this!
This time for sure, I'll make the title call!
A.k.a. "b.f.o.t.e.t."
A round of applause for my team!
Constantly No.1
Thank you!
- Yay! - Yay!
Okay, from now on, the host of the show is going to be replaced.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, it is.
Instead of Miki-san, from now on, it's going to be the second host!
It's these people! Please come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Well, since we're in Tokyo... - Yes, yes.
From now on, Chizuru will be in charge of being the host!
Please take care of me!
- I'm looking forward to working with you from now on! - Thank you!
Yes! Ready, go!
You're kidding?!
- I'm so happy! - Yay!
- I'm so happy! - No way!
- Bye-bye! - "Bye-bye" is weird!
"Today's happiness" is weird!
"se te re re re" means "thank goodness", doesn't it?
Ah, thank goodness.
It was a really sad song.
That's right.
That's what we really want to do.
se te re
It's not "se te re".
Don't say it with the best of spirits, Kamah!
This time, too, we'd like to show you "lies full of truth" on Tintinster.
Thank you for having me.
I'm happy to have you as my teammate.
I've become your teammate.
se te re
I was going to do it, but you said "no, Murakami- san, it's not like you."
se te re
Who decided "lie" just now?
What? I didn't "lie", you rejected me.
Stop it, Murakami-san.
Everyone's knees are broken, but you're doing your best.
se te re
Please, I know you're doing it, but your knees are fine.
Today is "lies full of truth".
Yes, it's April Fool's Day.
se te re
You're not doing it, so it's confusing.
se te re
You said "se te re" instead of "tenji".
Let's talk about the members in secret.
Nakano-chan, Yamano-chan, please.
Yes, I'm Yamano.
se te re
Did you all see it?
se te re
Do you know it?
Do you know "dokkiri no otoshi"?
Yes, we know it.
star
"star" Maruhi.
Hi, I'm Serika of Naga.
Actually, when we shook hands and you said you love me, I said "I love you too" and it was a lie.
Ta-dah!
It was a lie and I couldn't remember it so I told you a lie.
It was fun. Bye-bye!
"Star" Maruhi.
"star" Maruhi.
Yes, hello. I'm Nanami Yamano, representative of Eoko Prefecture.
Until now, I've been told "colorful, colorful," and I've wanted to be colorful like Seri-chan,
but I thought this was also my own goodness and lied.
Yay!
Don't drop it!
This is getting complicated.
You can say you lied, but even that is a lie.
I can't trust you anymore.
Nagano-chan's fans are also like, "What? Are you serious?"
It's a lie.
It's a lie like that.
I won't say goodbye with a lie.
I know.
Let's start the corner.
Here is the first one.
Congratulations! Thank you, teammates!
This is the eighth news for the five-year anniversary special project!
Eighth news!
That's great!
Happily, on the morning of April 3rd, teammates will celebrate their fifth anniversary.
Congratulations!
This is true, right?
This is true.
Even when you're not lying, you have to say "this is true" for an hour.
Don't step on it like that.
I know.
You won't know it.
How is your fifth anniversary?
It went by so fast.
When we started, it was five years ago, so we were very young.
Hama was the first one.
I was the youngest.
Right?
I was the only student in the book.
I see.
It went by so fast.
Five years in a person is crazy.
I see.
A marriage is only for three years.
That's right.
When Hama came in, he didn't step on it, did he?
No, he didn't.
Wrong!
You stepped on it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I thought about it, but it was a pure lie.
It's a lie to make fun of someone.
You stepped on it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
It's not like that.
It's a lie to make fun of someone.
When you do it like this, you say "oh, you're right, it was unfair."
It's not like that.
You're making fun of me.
No, I'm not.
I see.
But it went by so fast.
That's right.
Today, we have a special project.
The members have chosen eight news for us over the past five years.
Let us think of you as a great team-mate and tell us more about you.
However!
Since it's April Fool's Day today,
there's only one lie among us, and that's the news we think is a lie.
Everyone, please announce the news so that we don't find out.
Yes, yes.
Please do it properly in April Fool's Day as well.
Yes, yes.
Well, there must have been a lot of news, so we'll look back at the news for five years, even if we're lying.
Yes, let's get started right away.
Please give us the first news.
Yes!
It's Ama-chan.
Ta-dah!
This way, this way.
Yes!
It was the first time for us, the Kansai members, to do a Kansai program.
We received a lot of applause for our first broadcast.
Eh?!
What? What?
I was really happy.
I was really happy that we could do it as Kansai members.
I'm really happy that we can do it with you, Miki- san.
I love comedy, so...
That's right.
And I was really happy that you talked to us about it.
I was really moved and cried with the feeling that we were going to do it in the future.
It seems like it.
But that was 5 years ago, right?
That's right.
It wasn't 5 years ago.
The Kansai Applause Era wasn't 5 years ago.
It started 2 years ago.
It started about 3 years ago.
3 years ago.
2 years, 2 years.
Is it a show that makes you smile like that?
There are people who shed tears.
Well, I see.
Well, it seems like it, but...
Do you have a lot of respect for Miki?
Respect! A lot!
Your expression is thin.
A lot.
I see.
Yes, yes.
Shall we move on?
Yes.
Yes, Oni-chan.
Yes, don!
Yes, for 5 years, the six members of Kansai kept coming without stopping.
However, the six of them have never played together before.
Ah, what?
That's right.
Does it mean that all six of them will play together?
Yes, they will play together.
There are also old people and young people.
Ah, that's possible.
It seems like it's possible.
This is okay, right?
What?
This is...
What is it?
This is more like it.
The inside?
But you are very close.
That's right.
We are very close.
Yes.
Why?
It's not like that.
Why?
You only have the purpose of seeing through the lies of the eight of them.
Can we ask you a little more about this?
What do you think about their private life?
It's not like that.
Just now, it was like going to a music store.
Ama-chan and Yama-chan, I wonder if they went to the bathroom together.
The two of you really don't change.
The faces behind you.
Ah...
That's right.
That's why...
On the contrary, I think it's a happy lie that I've said before.
Like, "It happens. Isn't it natural?"
For example, "This is a lie. Actually, we were breaking up."
Isn't it too sad?
We were breaking up!
This way? This way?
Like that.
This way?
Yay! Tettere! We're breaking up!
And you know, all six of you have played together before.
Why does it sound like all six of you bullied and broke up with them?
Hey! Hey! Tettere! Tettere!
Tettere! Tettere!
I see.
Yes, yes.
But you guys are close.
That's for sure.
But you like Kiki Riho, right?
Yes.
Okay, here's mine.
Ta-dah!
Composition, lyrics and arrangement by Yamada Nanami!
"Kidai no Meikyoku" has been born!
Composition, lyrics and arrangement?!
You wrote it yourself, didn't you?
That's right.
You can do it.
I can do it.
I can do anything.
Oh, really?!
You can do anything.
That's new.
What kind of work is it to compose?
It's about putting your own feelings into it.
The feelings you have for the melody.
Which one first?
What did you say?
Which one first?
The melody first.
And then I think about the lyrics.
What kind of song is it, by the way?
It's a little...
Well...
One song...
With these members...
You know...
That's right.
Well...
That's...
Right.
Can I ask you this?
Can you?
Can we sing it?
The song you wrote?
That's right.
Oh, really?
You wrote it.
It's not like it became a CD because of this famous song.
That's right.
Oh, I see!
That's what it is.
You wrote the song itself.
That's good.
That's right.
You don't talk at all when we're talking about this.
Talk a little more.
It's not like it became a CD.
But it's a very famous song for fans.
What's the title?
Humanity.
Humanity?
What are you talking about?
That's exactly what I'm thinking right now.
Oh, I see.
So, you don't have to ask me anymore, do you?
No, no, no.
Isn't it this?
You can sing it, right?
I can sing it.
Can I sing it?
Oh, yes, yes. Try singing it.
I'll sing it.
Yes, please.
Humans are unstable. You are unstable, too. Everyone is unstable. We are unstable, too.
Try it.
It's like we're doing a live show.
It's like we're at the end of the world.
Humans are unstable.
It's like we're in another world.
Why did you make it into a melody?
It's like...
It's funny.
It's like an easy-to-understand trap song.
But you're a candidate. It's like you're comparing it with this song.
Yes.
Okay, next.
Yes, I'm Katsura.
There's a song called "Route of Dreams" in Team 8.
In that MV shoot, all 47 of us did a marathon and ran 4.7km.
The person chosen in the top 8 has the right to be in the MV.
That's why I won first place.
First place is amazing.
Yes, I'm really good at running.
At first, I was like, "Why am I running in a MV?"
That's what you thought.
That's what I thought.
You were really strong-willed.
Let's run.
That's true.
You really had a strong heart.
I really didn't like it.
But everyone was doing their best.
I thought I couldn't lose, so I got serious and won first place.
It was uploaded and played for a long time, so I was happy.
I don't know if it's true or not, but I think you got first place because you got the title "Route of Dreams" wrong.
Really?
Because you became a Hawaiian.
That's amazing.
That's true.
ti te reng
It's not "ocha mei"
It's not a lie, you're wrong.
I got it! I heard it for the first time.
ti te reng
My staff and I are planning on trying to hide it.
"What?" You're so naive!
But I don't have any image of the exercise.
But if you look at the main route, if you look at the music video that Shizuru-san watched, you'll know that Celica is in first place.
But I'm not good at short distances and I'm the type of person who can do long distances.
I know that.
I want to see it. Where you can exercise.
Short distances, right?
Can you show me something? An exercise you can do like this. Something you can appeal to.
But when I run, I can't breathe.
So you're going to run all you can from there to here.
Short distances, long distances, long distances.
Go, go, go.
Like you're running a long distance.
A little more, a little more.
That was more of a waste of time than I thought it would be.
But mine was faster.
Oh, Celica's. Celica's is faster.
I'm an elementary school student.
I'm an elementary school student when it comes to lying.
Ah, but I think you can do this.
You can still do this.
The waves of Yamada are shining.
Humanity is shining.
But you still have four left.
Next is...
At the request hour, 47 members of Team Mate's "Beautiful Town" got first place out of a total of 1,182 songs.
At the request hour, all AKB48 groups decided to do it live, right?
That's right. The fans voted for it.
What do you think?
Yes.
I don't know, but it's in all of them, right?
All of them.
For example, "I Want You, I Need You"...
Ah, that's right.
Or "Run", right?
"I Want You, I Need You"...
"Someone Like You", "Music", "Heavy Rotation"...
I'm scared of dying.
Also...
That's right.
What was it?
Uh... "Boys Who Fall For Cookie"...
Ah, that's right.
Those songs might get first place, right?
That's how you got first place?
That's right.
But...
Isn't it hard?
It's amazing.
It's not easy.
But I...
I think it's right.
As a fact.
Simply.
Simply?
Simply.
It's a good song.
I see.
You know it.
Yes.
I know a little about Team 8.
Then...
Then you can say it, right?
Even during Team 8's concert, you were very determined.
By the way, what place did "Human C" get?
"Human C" got 1183 places.
It's not included?!
It's a shame.
Maybe next year?
Next year.
When you're chosen as number one, how do you feel?
Well...
No, really...
Yes.
My wish...
Fourth time? Fourth time?
Four years in a row.
First place in four years.
I was first, second, and first.
I see. So you thought you'd be first one day.
I was 11th in the beginning.
11th is amazing.
It's really amazing.
Again.
I was licking you.
Stop it.
I was licking you.
I was licking you from the edge.
Yoshimoto's.
This is amazing, isn't it?
I see. This is wonderful.
When I won first place,
behind the stage,
when I won first place and the show was over,
all 47 of us sang "47's Wonderful Townscape" in full.
Behind the stage?
Yes, behind the stage.
It wasn't like anyone wanted to do it.
Everyone sang it naturally.
Wow.
Did anyone cry?
Everyone cried.
I'm already excited about this story.
This story has more episodes than this story.
That's right.
I want humans.
Really?
I see.
I can believe it now.
I think humans believe it.
I see. That's a good reason.
Okay, next.
Okay.
From 47's Wonderful Townscape,
a new member has been born!
That Toyota car supports all activities!
This is a good reason.
Toyota!
Toyota.
No, no, no.
What? Toyota supports all activities?
Yes, that Toyota car supports all activities.
This is suspicious.
What?
Wait, Toyota?
But it's Toyota all of a sudden.
After this story.
It's a company-like story all of a sudden.
But this is...
Yes.
If they like us and know our songs,
I think they know our songs.
But...
Why don't you make a Toyota in U.S.?
If you make a Toyota in U.S., they will be very talented.
But this story is too famous.
It's okay.
Then I will do something alone.
Stop it.
It's fresh.
You said you will do something alone.
TOYOTA 8 does the feelings of people who see it for the first time.
That's right.
It's amazing.
Toyota is collaborating in each region.
Let's go.
Toyota is here.
It's hard to read.
You are reading Yamada's handwriting.
No, I'm not.
Next is A.
I will tell you my personal story.
What is it?
TOYOTA 8 released its first photo book.
Following "Momoka Ohnishi", "Nao Ohta" also released a photo book.
Thank you very much.
I have read about it.
But I don't know if it's the first time for "Momoka Ohnishi".
I don't know that logic.
Maybe it's the first time.
There are 47 people in the team.
It's the first time for me.
That's right. I don't know that much.
It's difficult.
It's pretty difficult.
It's really amazing.
Does it mean that this part is different?
Well, if you're not good at it.
Oh, I see.
It's scary.
That's right.
By the way, when the photo book was released, it was your first time.
Did you want to release a photo book like that in the first place?
That's right. It was my dream to release a photo book while I was active.
Was it?
Yes, so I was really happy.
For the first time?
For the first time.
In the end, Ota-chan continued.
At that time, if Ota-chan hadn't come, I would have been the only one.
No, I didn't think of that.
But I did it and I still did it.
I hope I can continue to release photo books with my teammates.
There is a possibility that you will release a photo book with your teammates.
It's possible.
How do you feel about gravure?
I haven't seen it before, so I'm embarrassed.
Oh, I see.
We've been together for about five years, so I'm a little embarrassed when I see it.
You're embarrassed.
It's like a family.
That's right.
It was really cute.
Which pose was cute?
Do it for me.
I'll do the cover pose.
This is it.
What does it mean?
There is a pose called "eight pose" with my teammates.
When I heard about it, I wanted to do it.
It's called "eight pose."
It's called "eight pose," but I did it like a gravure.
It's good.
You're doing it properly.
I see.
It's meaningful.
It's like that.
But it's a photo book.
You don't do this kind of work.
There are a lot of people who passed away without putting out a photo book.
It's a negative story.
I think it's amazing that you put it out.
Thank you.
There's a lot of news starting with the team's story.
Yes.
Five years.
It's like a family.
There's one more.
One more?
One more.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
One more.
Last news, please.
Here it is.
Thank you.
It's like "who is it?"
Where are you going?
No.
Don't get caught.
I see.
You can do it like this.
Yes.
This is also my personal story.
I became a big star of Wakayama, mountain of Turkey.
Movies, MCs, regulars.
Which one?
Movies, CMs, regulars.
Two of them.
Wow!
Movies?
What kind of movies?
Movies based on Wakayama prefecture.
I see.
CMs based on Wakayama too.
What kind of CMs?
CMs based on Wakayama and Toyopet.
Oh, I see.
That's it.
Then it's confirmed.
Toyopet and...
Thank you.
One pair.
Good, good.
One pair of Toyopet.
Wakayama and Toyopet are different.
It's impossible.
Toyopet and Toyopet.
It's different.
Toyopet and...
CMs based on Toyopet.
I'm happy.
And regulars too.
Radio and TV.
I see.
You're doing it.
What kind of programs do you do?
Radio is...
Regular radio.
Yes, in Wakayama prefecture.
What about TV?
TV is also in Wakayama prefecture.
Wakayama prefecture what?
Variety?
Yes!
No, you're saying yes to everything I say.
What?
Then who else is in it?
What are you looking at?
I'm not looking!
Who else is in it?
One person?
I'm in regular programs.
And Wakayama prefecture...
No, not Wakayama prefecture.
Should I say your name?
Yes, your name.
Chiaki Miura.
You don't know me, do you?
There's a possibility that Chiaki Miura is looking at you.
Because I'm so proud of you!
But...
Everyone's different.
You're different now.
I'm proud of you!
You're not proud of me, are you?
No.
You don't know me, do you?
You're the proudest person I've met so far.
You don't know me, do you?
I don't know you.
What do you think?
You're a local and active person.
So we don't get to see you often.
That's right.
Wait, wait!
This is...
I didn't get it at the end.
Shizuru-san, do you have a regular program?
They're fighting all of a sudden.
What?
Is that possible?
Is it a comeback?
I'll tell you.
I have six!
I'll tell you!
Which one is worse?
That's right!
This is fun!
Even if it's a lie, is six something real?
Is it something you really want?
This one came in.
Six.
But still...
Wait! Can I squeeze this one?
No, like this...
Ieyana-san, please guess.
No way...
Is it this one?
To be honest...
It's like...
How do I say it?
It's solid.
"Rick Starwar" and "Yumei no Root"
And "Toyota" too.
"Chastity" and many others.
This one is suspicious too, but it's solid.
Solid?
But...
Regarding this one...
"No.1"? I don't know what you're talking about.
It's solid.
It's solid!
It's a song I wrote and composed.
It's not a CD, right?
Can you sing that song again?
Can I?
Is there a different song?
There is.
There is?
Is it okay? "Juugo no Haru"
"Juugo no Haru"?
You sang it earlier.
Juugo no Haru
Oh yeah, it's amazing.
"Juugo no Haru"?
"Sukiatta" "Sukiatta" "Sukiatta"
See, see, see?
How is it?
Ah, okay.
How about this one?
How is it?
Everyone sang it!
Okay!
So you were acting!
Like...
If you don't mind...
No, no, no. Yamana-san lied about this.
Ah, I see! She was guiding you.
But...
For 5 years...
There were a lot of things going on in Team N.
One of the big news was this.
That's the hard part.
If it's true, it's true.
And...
How much did you like her?
Huh? How much did you like her?
Yes.
In the spring of '15.
It's like the night of '15.
Sometimes it's cloudy.
Huh? And...
Chiyaki Miura.
Chiyaki Miura. Yamana Nanami vs Chiyaki Miura.
Chiyaki Miura!
Should we go back in time?
No, the neck is Chiyaki Miura.
Chiyaki Miura.
I can't look it up right now.
But it's real, right?
The commercial for "Toyopetsu".
But...
Okay, Ikerasa!
Tell us a lie or truth about this!
Is it a lie?
So...
I really don't like it!
Huh? This...
Yamamoto Ruka, Nakamura Zainstar, illegal commercial, regular commercial.
Okay!
Members!
Please tell us the answer!
One, two!
I was just about to say it.
Is it a lie or truth about this?
One, two!
It's a lie!
Miura Chiraki-san exists!
I'm sorry, Miura-san!
Miura-san, I'm sorry!
Miura-san, you were there!
Of course!
You were there!
Of course!
I love you!
You're scary!
I love you, Wakayama-san.
You can go anytime.
Wakayama-san, there's no one you don't know, right?
Wait...
Then what is it, Miura-san?
Miura-san...
Wait...
I like you! I like you!
What's with the 15th of spring?
It's a lie!
What?
Didn't you have a meeting?
There is!
Actually, there is!
Please help me out! Which one is it?
Wait...
Isn't it this?
It's this!
Kusai Yamada Nami...
Composer and songwriter who was born...
Is it a lie or not? Please tell me!
One, two!
It's a lie!
Eh, seriously?
Hey, wait!
Wow...
This is getting into the news...
Eh, seriously?
What is this?
I'm...
You're doing it, right?
I'm doing it personally...
And I worked with Tetsuya and Tomo-san...
And we made the song together...
Eh...
I see...
That's the 15th of spring...
That's right...
I like you! I like you!
You're lying!
You're making me feel like you're lying!
Eh, but like...
I don't really know either...
Is this the truth?
That's right!
That means...
Which one?
Last! This is the last chance!
Last chance!
Last?
This is definitely...
Which one is the truth?
Wait...
Eh, wait...
Definitely, the truth is...
It's all similar.
It's Ashi!
It's not like Sim... Sim... Simulacrum.
Um... Um... Eh, then... For now...
Wait, with this... With this...
The truth is... I don't know if it's "come on", or "I'm not crying".
Weak. Weak impression.
Eh, wait! Wait! Wait a minute! Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll decide right away.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
I'm really not going to chase you.
I'll just decide once.
Eh, wait! What do you mean?!
Eh, wait! Seriously! This is difficult!
Wait, this is not good!
Okay! Then... Then... For now, this is "true".
It's "true", right?
And... And... Um... Then this is "true" too.
This is "true" too.
Really?
And...
Eh?
What kind of sign is it?
"C" acquired too.
"True".
"True", "true".
And... Um... Here! Here!
Eh, but it's the first time... First time broadcasting...
"Hammer" is "true".
"Hammer" is "true" too.
It's "true", it's "true", it's "true" too.
And when it's "true", these two...
For 5 years, Kansai members are 6 people and 10 people.
Um... Listen to me!
I got it!
Ohta-san didn't show her photo book!
Oh my god!
Well, let's see the answer.
One, two...
It's true!
She did!
She just got it recently.
Then I'll give you the book.
So, which one is the fake news?
Yes!
This is it!
I got it!
I'm in first place!
But you haven't won first place yet.
I'm in 28th or 9th place.
You're in first place.
You look like an indoor athlete.
That's right.
You can't be in first place.
I'm not good at sports.
I have a teammate who is good at marathon.
Her name is Yurichan Yokomichi. She's from Shizuoka.
She can't be in first place.
She's not even in 8th place.
She doesn't show her photo book at all.
I'm sorry for saying sad things.
That's right.
You lied to me until you said sad things.
But you knew why I didn't run, didn't you?
Yes.
That's true.
So, this is the fake news.
It's important.
It's important, so don't say "te-te-re".
Next up is Hama-chan, a member of COSOLITO OF RESTAURANT.
Why COSOLITO?
You always say it wrong.
Yes, I just feel like it.
I feel like it, too.
So, today's theme is "Uso who has been keeping secret until now".
Members' secret talk, start!
Hi, I'm Hama.
I, Uso who has been keeping secret until now,
I got Nao-chan's winter clothes from Kyoto Prefecture.
I got a black one-piece dress that I don't really like.
I always love Nao-chan's clothes and I love their baths,
but there was only one thing that I didn't like and I thought it wasn't cute,
but she said, "Oh, it's totally fine! It's really cute! I'll wear it a lot!" and I lied a little.
Thank you very much!
Now, I'd like to move on to the next corner.
The next corner is this one!
"Gatchiri Eight Challenge"!
Thank you very much!
I made a mistake. I did it like this.
Now, it's "Gatchiri Challenge" where we all work together to improve our teamwork.
There are five of you today, but you can all work together, right?
- Yes! - Of course!
Now, let me announce the theme of today's challenge!
- It's this one! - Oh, it's this one!
"Ikeda will deceive you with a lie!" April Fool's Challenge!
To put it simply, it's "Who is the real one?"
Each of you will be given a question, but only one of you will be telling the truth,
- and the rest of you will be acting out a lie. - I see!
- And Ikeda-san will guess who the real one is. - Yes, I got it!
- Now, let's decide who will be telling the truth! - Yes!
"Ikeda will deceive you with a lie!" April Fool's Challenge!
- Now... - But you know...
- Even if we can't act, do you think we can?
- You always say bad things about our acting...
- Yes, you always say bad things about it... - No, we don't say bad things about it.
- You always say bad things about it and make fun of our acting...
- But we can't let you do that! - You can do it, right?!
- Look at us! We can do it, right?!
- We can do it! - You don't have a heart...
- We can do it! - You can do it, right?! - Just show us! - It's not about our pose.
- We can do it! - Now, let's get started. - It'll be fun! - First of all, the topic!
- The first topic is this! - It's me!
- "Who is being nervous?" Nervousness Goods Challenge! - Yes!
- I'm nervous! I'll be in trouble if you lick me! - It's me!
- Now, we have five nervous goods here!
- But only one of them will make you really nervous!
- Everything else won't make you nervous! - What's this?
- It's a hand spinner! - I see!
- Now, one of you will act so that no one will know you're nervous! - Yes!
- It's better if the viewers don't know about it, right? - Yes!
- Do you understand? - Yes!
- Now, the real one is this person!
- Don't make that face!
- Here you go!
Here you go!
Okay!
Here you go!
You can look at the camera.
I'm scared.
Let's go one by one.
Which one do you want to go first?
Which one?
You're concentrating!
I made a huge mistake earlier.
Okay, let's start with Hama-chan who is full of confidence.
No!
That's good!
Okay, then...
Huh?
Here we go.
Hama-chan's...
The second Hama-chan...
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Challenge, start! Here you go!
No! Wait a minute!
You can do it! You can do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Here we go!
Ikeda-san's expression!
Which one is this?
My face hurts!
You're full of confidence.
Did it hurt?
I've done it before.
It hurt that much.
I knew it would hurt if I did it.
Because you were scared?
I'm really scared!
That's good!
You have a lot of points.
You're only the first one.
I only look like Hama-san.
I don't know.
Let's continue.
This is my first time.
It's your first time.
If you hold both of them, you'll win.
If I hold both of them, I'll win?
Yes.
Please!
That's good!
You hit the back of the wall.
You're not nervous, are you?
That's fast!
That's good!
You're not nervous, are you?
That's too much!
You're sitting down!
You idiot!
Next is Yamana-chan's turn.
I'm really scared.
I'm going to start.
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
Stop it!
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have to do this.
This is different.
What is going on?
The three of you are thinking about it, right?
No, it's just the two of you.
Get down!
Wait!
Please!
Hey!
Follow Nagano!
Go over there!
It's hard to understand, so go over there!
Over here! Over here!
Nagano, over here! Over here! Over here!
Okay, which of these three?
I see.
After seeing these four, how does Yamamoto-chan really feel?
Well then, Yamamoto-chan.
Please!
Oh, what is this?
This is a new method. Which one is it?
Wait a minute. Can I say it for real?
Someone must know about it, right?
I know about it.
Wait, you two come in too.
Wait, I don't know about it.
So, where and how are you worried about it?
Well, first of all...
First of all, Hamasan.
It was one of the biggest things for me.
And...
At the end, I thought Yamamoto-san would come.
I was more worried about it.
So you were like, "Oh, it's here."
Yeah, like, "No!"
And then it was different.
And when it was different, Omonin-san and Nagano- san came in too.
On the contrary...
It became more of a gotaku.
Yeah.
Now, please choose!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
The real one is...
Hamasan!
Oh!
So...
The hand spinner that Hamasan dropped...
Um...
What was it?
Yamamoto-san, Yamamoto-san, Yamamoto-san, I'm sorry!
When Yamamoto-san was holding it, it was like this!
Oh!
I didn't know it was the real one!
I was looking at it too!
Yeah, and I was only thinking about it there!
He saw the gap in your acting!
Okay, let's see if Igeya-san's theory is correct!
Okay, members!
Please show us your cards!
One, two...
Ta-da!
It was Yamamoto-san!
Wow!
It's the first time I've heard this story!
It's more amazing than a shop.
Hey, seriously?
So, it's like you really want to be there, but you're holding it in a realistic way.
Wait, did you know I was holding it like this?
No, but everyone's looking at you.
No, I was holding it like this.
So you were holding it like everything was real.
Yay!
Anyway, Hama-chan, it was amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
Then...
Then I'm glad you took it off.
No!
It's fine like this.
Yamamoshi-san didn't let me know!
But it was amazing.
It was an amazing performance.
I'm so frustrated!
Amazing!
The next topic is...
Here it is, Sugiha-san.
The next topic is...
Ah! That was close!
That was close!
The staff is hurrying to turn it over.
I'm getting hit!
But it was in the script.
No!
Why?
What did it say?
Staff, you'll get hit by a mortar.
The next topic is...
Here it is!
"Who's Really Holding It?" Carrying Cardboard Challenge!
I see, I see, I see!
Okay!
The members will now lift up the cardboard.
Only one of it will be heavy cardboard.
Okay, members, please act like you're holding heavy cardboard and don't let anyone know who you are.
We'll do it one by one, okay?
Okay, let's do it.
Lift it up.
Once you've lifted it up...
Turn it around.
Here we go.
One, two...
Here it is!
I see, I see, I see.
That's what it is.
Everyone, please take it.
One person's cardboard box only.
It's a heavy cardboard box.
I'll have you take it.
Where and where should I take it?
This cardboard box...
Over here...
To the place where the gym is.
Yes.
Well then, Lia-san, please.
Yes.
Now, one of you will bring this heavy cardboard box.
Just one.
Oh, you're going to do it?
Then, according to the rules, let's start with Hama-chan.
Hama-chan.
Yes.
Oh!
Huh?
It's hard...
Wow!
Wow...
It's lined up.
Oh, I see.
There's a line in here, too.
Um, please forget about it.
I can't forget about it?
It's uncomfortable now.
Now, yes.
Okay, okay.
Well then, Hama-chan will do the cardboard box challenge.
Start!
Yes.
Huh?
Should I say it more?
Yes.
Huh?
From the edge...
It's decided, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
It's decided.
Wow...
I see, I see.
That's how heavy it is.
This will be the standard.
Oh, oh, oh!
I see, I see, I see!
This will be the standard.
Whether it's true or not will be the standard.
It's fun!
Thank you!
I didn't know at all!
Thank you!
Now, Oni-chan!
Yes!
Oh!
Yes!
OK. It's OK. Let's go to the next one.
Onisha! Onisha! Onisha!
Fukida Trump! He's holding it with all his might!
It's embarrassing! It's embarrassing!
OK, Onisha! OK, it's too bad!
OK, go back!
Don't show it!
OK, don't show it!
OK, go back, Onisha!
OK, he's taking an embarrassing pose!
It was on top of his luggage!
Let's go to the next one!
Here! This woman!
It's heavier than I thought.
You got a big one for some reason.
The height is different too.
Nagano-chan, let's go!
Wait, the trick is...
It's so funny!
Okay, and...
The last one!
It's a big one.
Okay, let's go!
It's here!
It fell.
Hey!
Now, let's see who won the most cardboard boxes.
Please choose one!
Hama-san!
Hurry up!
Why?!
Then, please show us the correct answer!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
It was Hama-san!
But these four boxes are easy to digest.
These four boxes are easy to digest.
Only Hama-san...
Hama-san's box is overwhelmingly heavy.
Maybe it was a little difficult.
It's difficult!
How should we show it?
That's what I thought.
I was like this in this box.
I was like this when I went under it.
It's difficult.
Unfortunately, Godzilla won the game.
That's it for "Gutsy Rate Challenge"!
Now, let's talk in secret.
Orishi-chan and Seamoch-chan, please.
This is really difficult.
It's difficult.
This was a little difficult.
It's heavy!
How heavy?
It was heavier than I expected.
Try it. Try it.
In the meantime, let's talk in secret about the lies we have told you so far!
Hello, I'm Momoka Onishi, the representative of Nara Prefecture.
I've been thinking about it, but I haven't been lying much lately.
I love you all!
I'm kidding! I love you all!
Hi, I'm Yama Mozureka.
I graduated from high school in March of this year.
I said it in the last episode of "Kansai Action".
Actually, it's a lie.
I graduated from high school for 10 years.
Ta-da!
It's a lie.
I graduated from high school for 10 years.
Now, it's time for the ending.
Thank you for your hard work!
Today, we talked about various topics. How was it?
It was fun and difficult.
But, when you like Hango, you all talk well, don't you?
Thank you.
Oh, only you, Onis.
Only you, Onis.
What are you talking about?
Nothing in the cardboard box.
I want to see it at home again.
Thank you.
I'm glad you came.
Well...
When five of us make a team work, I don't know what will happen.
Maybe it's because you are close with each other.
But, like singing...
Right.
Like "Ningen Fushin"...
"Ningen Fushin" sounds like a lie.
Don't people around you sing it?
Then, it must be different.
Or people around you listen to it?
You
I can't believe that I would be tricked like this
in the end of this program.
Did you guys see it?
This is the last one.
That's right. Today's "Secret Karaoke" is April Fool's "Sing Alone" ending song.
We would like Igeo-san to choose the member who sang "lie" best today.
Who was it today?
It's Yamada-san, isn't it?
It's Yamada-chan!
On the contrary, it's better to show it like it's real than fake.
That's right.
So it won't be long?
No.
Even the ham is saved.
You can eat it after it's burnt.
By the way, who is the worst liar?
Mori-san.
That's fast.
It's fast.
If you flip the cardboard, will it go under?
That's also a performance.
It's not good.
It'll break.
Okay, let's go.
The song is AKB48's "Junenzakura".
Please listen to it.
You're connecting it with your human heart.
Don't connect it with your human heart.
How did you make the lyrics?
Everyone was talking and I got depressed.
When I was depressed, I thought it would be fun if I made it into a song.
It makes you feel better when you're depressed.
And when you're depressed.
When everyone is like this.
It's interesting that everyone is depressed.
My shoes are really dirty.
What does that mean?
Does it mean it's a little dirty?
It's a little dirty.
It wasn't as dirty as I thought it would be.
Let's make it into a human heart.
A human heart?
It's like we can't make it to karaoke.
A human heart.
That's the only part.
Repeat?
Are you writing and composing now?
That's good. Special version.
That's difficult.
Can you sing it?
Please listen. It's a human heart.
Everyone has a face behind their backs, right?
Right?
Right!
Feelings are always lying, right?
Right?
Right!
But everyone is here.
Even if you're alone, it's fine.
It's fine!
A human heart.
You have a heart, too?
A human heart.
Together.
This song is creepy.
Everyone is fine.
Believe in people and come!
Yeah!
A human heart!
Thank you!
It was a chaotic time, but believe in people and come next week!
Thank you!
Bye!