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The show has begun!
The host will be me, Hama Saina, who won the MVP last time!
Let's have a good show!
Now for the title call! Today we'll be speaking in Japanese like foreigners do!
Let's give our AKB teammates a round of applause!
"Kosori" No. 1 declaration night starts now!
Let me introduce you to our guests!
It's Miki and her friends!
Nice to meet you!
The recording is still in February, or January.
It's the second half of January and it's cold!
It looks cold!
It's really cold!
Why did you go home?
Why did I go home?!
No, I mean...
Tonight...
Tonight we'll go like this!
Like this!
You're wearing an overcoat!
An overcoat!
An outer is an outer!
We should've stood up!
We should've worn this parka!
Are you wearing underwear?
No, but only this was prepared!
Thank you!
Our uniforms!
Yes, our uniforms!
You all have new uniforms, right?
You should wear them!
But it's cold!
I thought you were changing!
Are you wearing them underneath?
No, I'm not!
I didn't have them!
Are you wearing them?
Yes!
Make sure you don't catch a cold!
Please!
Okay!
You were here in the first half, but Ota-chan...
Yes!
You're recording in Japanese today, right?
Yes!
You were here last week, but you're not here this week!
I'm busy with work!
What?!
I'm busy with work!
This is also work!
What is this?!
This is freedom!
This thing you put a circle on!
I can do it tomorrow!
I can do it!
Is it like that?
It's not like that!
Everyone's getting better and better!
Seriously!
If we don't do well, we'll be the only ones on TV!
We won't be No. 1!
But Ota-chan is not here!
Ota-chan and Yamada-chan aren't here!
So it's just the four of us!
Really!
There's a lot we can do with just the four of us!
Then...
It's over!
Regular! Regular!
It's over!
It's still regular!
It's regular!
It's regular with six of us!
Then let's go ahead and do the members' secret talk!
Ama-chan, Oni-chan, let's go!
Please!
These members are getting used to it!
They're getting used to it!
Like a snail!
Snail!
It's a snail! Seriously!
It's so cool!
It's so cold!
I'm going again!
I'm going!
It's so chewy.
Let's start our secret talk.
Start!
Hi, I'm Hama.
It's my secret habit.
When I asked my members about it, they said it's their secret habit.
My secret habit is...
When I'm lonely and I don't have friends, I want money.
So I'm going to change it to a positive habit.
Thank you!
Momoka Onishi
Hi, I'm Momoka Onishi, the representative of Nara.
My secret habit is...
I don't notice it myself.
When I asked my members about it, they said it's their secret habit.
I often do push-ups.
When I'm recording, I'm worried about my big hands.
I often do push-ups consciously.
But, when it's the second half of the song, I do push- ups by myself.
Don't say your real nature!
That's my secret habit.
So, I'm going to do my best and look cute today!
Thank you!
I see.
That's how it is.
I see.
You turn around with Gakuya.
I'm doing it like a character in "Moesode".
It's not a character.
You're doing it like a character.
When I'm with my junior, I show up and show my arms.
I see.
Did you do it like this at first?
It always starts like this at first, but when I'm with my junior, it starts like this.
I see.
I'd like you to pay attention to that again today.
I want you to do it.
You do "Afe" in "Moesode", too.
What?
"Moesode".
What?
I'm not going to say "Afe" like that.
Let's start with this.
Which prefecture is No. 1 secretly?
It's the Grand Prix!
Now, each of you will compete with all your might to aim for No. 1 in the Kansai area as a representative of each junior high school.
Now, this time...
What is it?
We have a very big special guest with us.
A special guest!
Everyone...
Who is it?
Don't be rude.
What? I'm nervous.
Who is it?
She doesn't come often.
What?
She's like, "Wow, you called me."
Wow, you called me.
She's like, "How much did you guarantee?"
Now, let's start with the theme.
The theme is this!
The Grand Prix that is easiest for hypnosis!
I'm scared of hypnosis!
It's my first time!
I'm happy!
Today, since we're doing hypnosis, we'll have this person come.
What?
I'll call you.
What?
I want you to call me!
Call me!
Does it hurt?
It hurts!
That's not going to make you feel better.
Wow, hypnosis...
It hurts!
Does it hurt?
It hurts!
More!
It hurts!
Today we don't have a guest!
I exchanged my contact information!
With that guest?
You exchanged your contact information with that guest!
I want you to say that much!
Let's call him out!
He is! The legendary charismatic artist, Mickey Aces!
Please come in!
Hello! I'm Mickey Aces!
Mickey Aces!
That's suspicious!
I don't know what this Mickey Aces is used for, but it's Mickey Aces!
Maybe this person is hypnotized!
No, that's not it!
This person can cast a spell!
This person can cast a spell on anyone!
That's amazing!
He has a lot of power!
I'm sure he's hypnotized!
Let's concentrate!
Mickey!
By the way, where are you from?
I'm not!
Are you Japanese?
No, I'm not!
You're not Japanese!
Where are you from?
Um...
Bolivia!
That's a rare country!
Bolivia and Japan are half!
Is your mother Japanese?
My mother is Bolivian!
My father is Japanese and my mother is Bolivian.
Your mother is Bolivian?
She's not Bolivian, she's Bolivian.
So you're firstborn?
My Japanese father and Bolivian...
Bolivian and firstborn?
Firstborn, yes.
My father is Bolivian and he was born firstborn.
Firstborn?
Isn't that amazing?
Amazing.
He was born firstborn.
So you can depend on your family?
I can depend on my family.
Really?
Of course.
Really?
Can you really depend on your family?
Really?
It's hard for me to depend on my family.
It's hard for me.
You can depend on me.
I don't really believe in that.
It's easy for you.
It's easy for you to depend on me.
I don't really...
See, you can depend on me.
You're lying!
That's amazing.
You're laughing, but you can't depend on me.
I'm breathinglessly.
Breathinglessly?
I'm breathinglessly sleeping.
I'm doing this...
Your stomach...
I'm choking.
I can't feel anything right now.
Really.
I'm making this sound.
I see.
I can't feel anything right now.
You're sweating.
I'm sweating, of course.
What are you showing me?
It's hypnotism.
She's hypnotized.
I'm hypnotized.
If I say "hey!"
She might have been hypnotized.
You're hypnotized.
Here we go.
You're hypnotized.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
Look.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
What happened just now?
Um...
What happened?
I was going to bring down Kimura Takuya from Tokyo.
But I brought down Kino... Kino Takuzo.
Who is that?
I messed up.
It was Kino Taku.
Amazing, isn't it?
Kino Taku.
Like this, I can put my opponent in hypnosis state.
I see.
Until I clap my hands, the state of hypnosis will be released.
What?
Do you understand?
I don't like it.
I don't think there are any members who can't get into hypnosis state.
If I hypnotize you, you can hypnotize me.
There are people who can't hypnotize you.
For example...
I don't know.
It's a sour liquid.
Wow!
If you drink this, you will be in hypnosis state immediately.
And it's sour.
That's right!
Sour?
It's very sour now.
Yes.
Please drink it.
I'm not hypnotizing you now.
I don't know.
It may be water.
Please drink it once.
Drink it.
It's sour.
Like this...
It's sour.
It's all sour now.
But when I hypnotize you, it's not hot.
You can hypnotize me immediately.
Let's get started.
Let's start the hypnotizing show of Ms. Nikki Assey.
Ms. Assey, please.
Okay.
Please sit down.
Okay.
I don't like it.
I want to do it.
What do you think about hypnosis?
I've never done it before.
Leave it to me.
If you want me to do it,
let's do it all at once.
No, let's do it one by one.
Let's do it all at once.
How can I do it?
When I send you a message, you do it all at once.
First of all, go into hypnosis.
Concentrate. Concentrate.
It's getting cold.
It's getting cold, isn't it?
This is hypnosis.
It's already starting.
Hypnosis and the door is a little open.
Isn't that it?
Isn't that the reason you're cold?
I'm really cold right now, too.
Now, first of all...
First of all...
Let's do it.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll...
I'll say, "Don!"
Ei!
You say that?
If you say "ei!", you'll fall already.
I'll fall. I'll fall.
You'll fall.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Ei!
I fell.
I'm scared.
Don!
I won't fall.
Not yet.
Don!
I'm saying "don"!
If you say "ei", you'll fall.
Don!
Why? What's wrong?
What's wrong? Why all of a sudden?
I'll make a mistake.
You won't make a mistake!
Let's go!
Yes!
Ei!
See?
Oh!
Good afternoon!
I did it!
Wow!
The sweat is amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The sweat is amazing.
It's amazing.
This is my hypnosis right now.
Yes.
This...
It's water. It's just water.
What?
But I...
It's just water.
Please touch it.
It's hot.
But this water...
When I hypnotize you...
It becomes hot tea.
I see.
If you want me to drink it...
Ara, Onision...
I'll do it.
If I say "hey" to you...
This normal water becomes hot tea!
How is it?
Hey!
This person...
No matter how I say it...
No matter how I say it, you can't react.
You can tell just by saying it.
It's okay.
You can tell just by saying it.
That's right.
Here we go.
This water becomes hot tea!
Hey!
Please.
Drink it.
Thank you.
Ah! It's hot!
Is it hot?
It's hot!
Drink it! Drink it!
It's hot! It's hot!
Thank you for it.
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
How do you drink it?
It's hot!
What's that?
Has your hypnosis melted?
When it melts, it's so funny.
It melted.
This is normal water.
It's transparent.
You thought it was hot, didn't you?
Touch it.
It's cold.
You were hypnotized.
Wow!
You were hypnotized.
Say something.
I don't know what to say.
This is my power.
Wow!
How was it?
It was my first time, but it was amazing.
It was amazing.
This is it.
Let's continue.
Luka.
Yes, Luka.
I'll call you.
Don!
Don is easy.
It's wonderful.
It's like a knuckle suit.
If you win, look at me.
Don!
Wow!
You were hypnotized.
It's funny.
You were hypnotized.
Next.
I'll call you.
The next sign is...
If I say "hey",
you'll say your member's nickname.
Oh!
That's scary.
You can say anyone's nickname.
I'll say it.
Hey!
Don't you want to say it?
Luka.
Don't say it.
Luka, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Momo.
Don't say it.
Momo-chan is...
Luka, say it louder.
Say it louder.
Don't say it.
Momo-chan is...
When she's at home...
When she's at home?
She's always naked.
Always naked?!
Is that so, Momo-chan?!
Don't say it like that!
Did you say it?
I said it.
Hey, Luka-chan!
You said something crazy just now.
Really?
Do you remember?
No, I don't.
When you're at home, you always say you're naked.
Is that so?
Yes, it is!
Don't say it like that! It's red!
It's red!
Isn't it, Onishi-chan?
No, it happens sometimes when we're at a hotel.
It happens.
What's with you?
It's red!
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot about it too.
It's deeper than I thought it would be.
It looked like this, so...
I hope it doesn't go too deep.
Are you okay?
You caught me.
Are you okay?
It's dangerous.
Okay, next.
Hama-chan.
Should I hypnotize Hama-chan?
That was quick.
You're good at this.
It's hypnotizing her.
What are you doing?
It's surprising.
Is there a hypnotizing Hama-chan?
Hypnotizing Hama-chan?
Yes.
This is...
Wasabi.
It's not spicy at all.
Is this what you call wasabi sushi?
Yes, it is.
It's crispy.
Do you usually eat sushi like this with toro?
No way, it's salmon!
And we prepared grilled salmon for you.
Grilled salmon.
It's rare.
It's not like we're hypnotized.
Actually, it's toro.
What?!
It's toro.
You were hypnotized and ate grilled salmon.
It's grilled salmon.
It's toro.
It's rare.
I'm sorry, but I'm confused.
It's not wasabi.
If you say "hey!" to this, you can eat it crispy.
I don't feel wasabi.
I don't feel wasabi. It's not spicy. It's delicious. On the contrary, it's sweet.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
I see.
It's delicious. It's delicious.
Here we go.
Hey!
Komachi, do you want sushi?
Do you want to eat it?
I want to eat it.
Eat it.
You can eat it.
I want to eat it!
There is soy sauce.
Is it a hand?
It's a hand.
Is it a hand?
Do you have chopsticks?
Do you want chopsticks?
There are chopsticks.
You want to eat it, right?
I want to eat it.
You want to eat it, right?
I want to eat it.
She wants to eat it.
It's delicious.
There is one piece in it.
It's delicious.
It looks delicious!
It looks good!
Let's eat!
How is it?
It's good. It's sweet.
How is it?
It's good!
It's good, right?
Is it sweet?
It's getting sweeter.
Do you want one more?
One more!
It's getting sweeter.
Are you okay?
Do you want one more?
One more!
How is it?
It's so good!
I can't get enough of it.
It's so good.
I'm going to melt it!
It's melted!
That's amazing!
This is how it works.
Hypnosis.
It's going to jump out of my mouth as soon as it melts.
Your legs are so high up.
This is my hypnosis.
Amazing!
It did look good at first.
It did, didn't it?
I was eating it deliciously.
But as soon as it melted, it jumped out of my mouth.
It's melting.
It came out!
It's really spicy!
Wasn't it good at first?
It was really good at first.
This is hypnosis.
Amazing!
Now, this is...
Masei, I hope you don't get in trouble.
Okay!
Don't hit me!
Don't hit me in this world!
Celica!
I'm going to call you next.
Are you going to say it now?
Hey!
What happened?
You scared me.
You scared me. What happened?
Hey!
You were late.
You were like, "Oh, it's me."
You were late.
You were like, "Oh, it's me."
The next hypnotization I do is...
I like Kosei more and more.
I hated him at first.
But I like him more and more just by looking at him.
I like him more and more just by looking at him.
Let's do it.
Yes!
You like him more and more, don't you?
I like him.
Me? You like him more and more, don't you?
I like him a lot.
What do you like about him?
I like his silhouette.
Silhouette?
But you like him more and more, don't you?
I like his kindness in his eyes.
His kindness in his eyes.
I like him a lot.
What do you like about him?
I like his thick ears.
Thick ears...
I like his whole body.
I like his hobbies.
Next week, Kosei will be like Zera!
Kosei is now like Zera!
At the end of this season...
Zera is seen!
Please change your clothes!
I'm not changing my clothes. I'm already wearing it.
Kosei is like Zera!
Please change your clothes!
Hurry up and change your clothes!
I can see your clothes in the air!
You're just wearing it on your own!
You're naked in the air!
Hey!
Hey! Behind you!
Hey!
This is terrible!
That's a terrible way of doing it!
Is there something wrong?
Hey!
You're not the only one who does that!
You say you're naked...
and you do this!
Your reactions are all like you're naked!
How is it?
This is hypnotic.
Wow!
You were hypnotized.
I remember what I was doing.
All four of you did it.
At the same time...
At the same time, all of you did it.
All of you?
Can you do that?
As expected of Mickey.
All of you did it.
All of you fell down as eye contact while looking around.
When one of you fell down, I was like, "Oh, me too."
All of you are waiting for the right timing.
If I'm asked this next, I'll have nothing and I'll be sad.
Even if I'm sad, I'll cry.
- Nothing happened. - Nothing happened.
- I'll be sad. - I'll be sad.
I'll be sad and I'll cry like a pig.
- Seriously... - Will I be okay?
- For the first time, all four of us... - All four of us...
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
Okay!
Okay! Let's do it one more time!
Why is the top batter him?
He should have been sleeping!
- Why is he crying? - He was sleeping until the end.
- Why is he crying because of the top batter? - I don't know. His laughter...
He was saying "Ueeen!" "Ueeen!"
- This is... - Next! - That's amazing.
- Next is frog. - Frog? - Frog.
I can't do it anymore. I ate it earlier.
I can't do it anymore. I don't want to watch it anymore.
- I don't want to watch it anymore. - It's hell. - It's hell.
- Next is... - What is this? - Lemon.
- It's not sour at all. - What?
- It can't be like this. - I see.
- I want to eat it more and more. - You're eating it.
- I'm going to do it. - Okay!
- Wake him up.
- I want to eat this lemon. - I want to eat it.
You want to eat it, don't you?
It's sweet! It's delicious! It's not sour at all!
Take one. Take one.
- Take more and more. - Take one.
- You want to eat it, don't you? - Yes.
- Shall we eat it at one go? - At one go.
One, two...
- How is it? It's good. - Ueeeeen!
- Sour? Both? Is it delicious? - It's delicious!
It's good, right?
Say it's good!
It's good, right?
It's good!
Tama-chan, is it good?
It's good.
Oni-chan, is it good?
It's good.
It's good!
Terika-chan, is it good?
It's good.
It's good!
Ruka-chan, is it good?
It's good.
It's good!
I don't think you guys have enough of this.
What do you mean?
Wasabi juice.
Let's all have some wasabi juice.
We have four cans of wasabi juice.
Wasabi juice after sour food.
The worst combination.
Vinegar after citrus food.
This is the worst.
But I want to eat more and more of this.
Take it away.
Let's eat one by one.
Tama-chan.
Let's leave Tama-chan for last.
That's right.
Let's leave Tama-chan for last.
Try it.
It looks good.
Don't you feel the spiciness?
Can I dip it in soy sauce?
It looks good.
It depends on the timing.
There's a lot of oil.
What are you talking about?
Try it.
It looks good.
It looks good, doesn't it?
After eating lemon.
How is it?
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Leave it alone.
How is it?
Now.
It's out.
It's going to be good.
It looks good.
Can I eat it?
It's good.
It's really good.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Say "it's good".
It's good.
The last one.
Okay, I won't get hypnotized.
I'm sorry.
I got hypnotized!
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
It's good. I want to eat it.
It's good. Let's go.
Let's eat.
It's good.
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's sweet.
It's good, isn't it?
How is it?
Tell me how good it is.
It really tastes like it.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
How is it with lemon?
It's good.
I see.
Let's go.
It's great.
I want to eat it up.
It's good to eat something refreshing.
Try it.
Thank you for the food.
How is it?
It's good!
It's good, right?
How is it?
That...that...
Almond...
Almond, right?
Yeah, like...
Almond's...
Um...
Your mouth is watering!
Its...its...its...
Should we drink it first?
Drink it first.
Don't drink it!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Watch out!
I was holding it and it exploded.
You have a runny nose!
That was close!
But you guys...
The first sushi was good, right?
How is it?
Yeah, it was good.
Hey! Hey!
You're not supposed to be happy like that!
You guys!
You're not supposed to be happy like that!
No, it was good!
It was, right?
Okay, so we'll end it here!
Ama...
Ama, you worked hard!
Ama, you ate a lot!
There were three of them.
I'm serious!
Did you think you could do it?
You can't be happy about something like that!
With such a comment!
I'll do it!
Ama, you can do it!
Ama, how did you do it?!
I'm serious!
Is that enough to end it?!
No way!
What do you mean "no way"? It's true!
Of course it's true! We're waiting for you!
That's right!
Now, please announce the member who was the easiest to hypnotize!
I'll announce it!
The person who was the easiest to hypnotize is...
Hama!
I did it!
Again! Again it's Hama!
It's been a while since I ate tanghulu.
I see.
It was crazy.
I ate a lot of tanghulu.
We all ate a lot of tanghulu.
Luka-chan ate a lot of tanghulu.
Really?
You don't remember?
I don't remember.
What kind of tanghulu did you eat?
I don't remember.
You ate a lot of hot tea in 5 days.
Hot tea.
You ate a lot of hot tea in 5 days.
Serika only ate a lot of radish.
She ate a lot of radish.
I ate a lot of radish.
That's great.
You did your best in that way.
You all did a great job.
That's great.
It's easy to hypnotize.
That's it for the KOTORIWAN GRAND PRIX!
Let's move on to the KOTORI TALK of the members.
Next, Serika and Luka, please.
Come on!
It was pretty spicy, wasn't it?
It was pretty spicy.
I ate two cans of it and they made me eat a lemon.
My mouth was burning.
It's the worst combination.
It was really spicy.
You haven't eaten it before, have you?
No, I haven't.
Wasabi sushi.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's really crazy.
You know it's not a lie, don't you?
My throat is numb and I can't speak.
You can't hold back your throat, can you?
Let's move on to the KOTORI TALK.
Start!
Hi, I'm Serika of Nagano.
It's a habit of mine to do it secretly.
When I asked the members about it earlier, it seems like I have little fingers.
Maybe it's when I'm holding a microphone.
I'm not conscious of it at all, but it seems like I have little fingers when I'm holding a microphone.
But for me, I often raise my index finger.
I have a habit of holding it like this.
But it's a little embarrassing, so I'd like to be careful.
Yes, I'm Yama Montoluka.
The habit I secretly have is...
Well, when I eat rice, I really like rice, but...
It seems like I have a habit of observing while eating.
When I ask the members...
Oh, I observe it, and...
I scrape it up and eat it clean.
I scrape up all the omelet rice and sauce and eat it clean.
That's my habit.
[Yama Montoluka's cute smile]
That was a cute smile.
You look prettier and prettier every day.
Really?
You look happy.
Why me?
You're happy, so you're making me laugh.
Let's move on.
Next is this!
Let's cheer for the Japanese people who live in this nice city in their 40s!
The last cheer song was "Daikonroki" and it's the second song.
I think Shizuru-san did it last time.
Yes.
So...
I'm jealous.
I'd like you to do it again.
That's right.
The second song is "Yaro".
At this time of year, Japanese people are working hard not only for exams and jobs.
That's right.
Let's cheer for them and cheer them up.
This time as well, let's cheer for them!
Here it is.
Wow!
It's from a newcomer, Eddy-kun.
No, no, no!
It's this one, right?
Oh, it's this one.
It's thinner than AKB!
Thinner than who?
Gari Gari Gari!
Gari Gari Shounen!
Yes.
It's from Eddy-kun.
You know "hanko" and "koneko" right?
If you go to a stationery store...
The number of "hankos" is amazing. There are 880 of them.
Wow! That's amazing!
You see this a lot right?
You're looking for your own nickname right?
First of all, there is this "inkan tower" for teammates.
You can randomly pick up a "hanko" from this "inkan tower" and send a message of support to the person with that nickname.
You're lucky! Maybe you're watching this on TV right now and you're like "it's me!"
Last time, Ide-san...
Ide-san! Your ex-girlfriend.
Please don't.
Now you're married and you have kids.
Don't think of Ide-san!
I was building a house for myself.
She was cute.
I've been to Disneyland with her.
Ide-san!
There is also Ozeki-san, Yoshimura-san, Tomizawa- san, Shimizu-san, and Hagi-san.
There are six of them.
There are six "hankos" missing.
There are 874 "hankos" left.
That's a lot.
However, I've changed the rules a little bit.
What is it?
For the members who have picked up the names of the current team members and 46 members, you will receive this penalty game.
Gekini Gacha
You will drink this.
I see.
I don't like that.
As soon as you drink it, you will receive a penalty game.
Now, let's start.
Here is the first message.
"00-san", a salaryman who works hard every day.
Yosha
It's good that you chose this.
There are many other salarymen who work hard.
Please send them messages of support.
Asahi-kun, who will go first?
Let's go.
The first one is...
this person!
Oni-san!
Let's go, Oni-san.
I will spin it.
When I say "stop", I will spin it.
Ready, start!
Stop!
Wait a minute.
The sound you make when you spin it is...
There is more!
The sound you make when you spin it is...
There is more!
But...
There is no such thing!
Please listen to me!
Please do it yourself!
I didn't know it, so I did it while looking at you!
While looking at me!
Do it yourself!
I will do it.
Roulette, start!
Stop!
Stop it!
It's over if you do it like that!
The main is over there!
One more time!
Here!
Your name is?
Isono-san!
Isono-san is not here!
Should we decide what to say?
Should we send a message to Isono-san who works hard every day?
Please!
Isono-san who works hard every day! Thank you for your hard work!
I know it's hard being a salaryman.
Working from early in the morning to late in the evening.
And working overtime until late at night.
I know it's really hard.
But I'm really rooting for you.
Please do your best! I'm rooting for you!
Thank you!
I love you, Isono-san!
Thank you!
I think...
Masuo-san is feeling better now.
No, no.
I thought so too.
Masuo-san is feeling better now.
And Isono-san...
Thank you!
You're great!
Who's next?
Oh! Luka-chan!
Luka-chan!
Luka-chan is also a salaryman.
Yes!
She's also a salaryman.
Start!
Stop it!
Stop! Go!
Ta-dah!
What's your name?
Nemoto-san.
Nemoto-san! Nemoto-san is not here!
I'm glad!
Nemoto-san, no matter what we do, let's make you stand out a little.
That's right. It's usually like this.
Let's make you stand out a little.
You can stand out like a junior.
Let's make you stand out like an S-class student.
Nemoto-san, you work hard every day and you are a salaryman.
Please send a message to Nemoto-san!
Nemoto-san, you work hard every day and you are a salaryman.
That's nice.
You rush to work every day and say you don't want to ride a crowded train, but you shouldn't say you don't want to.
It's your job.
Even if you are about to be crushed, you have to push yourself and say you don't want to ride a train.
You can do it every day!
That's great!
Nemoto-san, you are fine now, aren't you?
That's great!
Who is next?
This one!
Celica!
Let's go, Roulette!
Roulette!
Start!
Stop!
Come on!
I said "stop" and my tongue came out.
This one!
Who is it?
Nonaka-san!
Nonaka-san is not here!
That's great!
Nonaka-san, as Nonaka-san said, this is Celica, so show your cuteness!
Show your cuteness!
Show your cute pose!
Nonaka-san!
Show your cute pose!
You work hard every day, so please say something for Nonaka-san!
- Nonaka-tan! - Oh, that's nice!
Every day...um...right?
You work hard all by yourself, and your boss gets mad at you...
I know it's really hard for you, but Nonaka-chan will be fine!
Hang in there!
She's been calling Nonaka-san "Nonaka-chan" for a while now...
- Nonaka-tan! - Nonaka-tan!
She's been calling me "Nonaka-tan" for a while now!
She's called me "Nonaka-tan" for the second time!
That's nice of you!
- Next up is Hama-chan! - Hama-chan!
- Let's go! - Hama!
Here we go!
Start!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
- Got it! - Got it!
- Which one? - Tahara-san!
Tahara-san is...
Excuse me!
Who...
Who are you?!
- Tahara! - Tahara-san!
- Tahara-san, what did you call me for? - Hama - chan, high tension!
- High tension! - Really high tension! And you're energetic!
Let's work hard!
Let's work hard every day and give Tahara-san a round of applause!
Tahara! Are you doing well?!
You work hard every day, don't you, Tahara?!
Oh, you do!
I work really hard, too!
So, Tahara, you work really hard, too!
Nice!
If only you didn't say that!
Idiot!
I'm curious about how you call me.
Tahara!
Call me Tahara!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Okay, next theme!
Yes!
The next theme is this!
A fan who always supports Team A!
Yes!
This makes me happy!
Yes, it makes me happy!
Shall we do it in the order we did before?
Yes!
Okay, Onishi!
Next!
Onishi!
Yes!
Roulette!
Start!
Stop!
Yay! Okay!
Here!
Okay!
Okay! Your name is?
Oh! Narita-san!
Narita-san!
Narita-san isn't here!
Narita-san!
Oh, Narita-san!
I see!
Narita-san!
So, how do you call me?
Can you say it in a cool way?
In a cool way?
Not a cool way, but cool!
Yes!
I've never seen Onishi do that!
Right!
I'm sure there are some!
Narita-san!
Thank you for always supporting Team 8!
This is...
This is just low-tension.
Cool, cool.
I'm just in a bad mood today.
I did something bad in private.
Cool, cool.
It was cool and wonderful.
Okay, next.
Since only the members of the team are not participating in the punishment game,
we will exclude even celebrities we know.
I see.
Since only Narita is not participating in the punishment game,
we will exclude her.
Next, we will exclude Okamura and Tara.
We will also exclude Hatsune Miku and Koga.
Koga?
Kogashu.
What are you talking about?
There are more.
Kogashu is excluded.
Okay, let's continue.
Let's go, Aruga-chan!
Let's go, Stark-chan.
Stark-chan.
Stark-chan, let's go!
Let's go up.
Her name is...
Akasaka-san.
Akasaka-san!
Akasaka-san is...
She is a night club member, right?
She is a night club member, so she is excluded!
Akasaka-san is here.
She is a DJ.
To us, she is an entertainer.
She is the first host of M-1.
She is Akasaka-san.
She is excluded!
So...
I will drink Geki-Niga-Chan.
Go ahead!
I'm glad you followed the rules.
All of it?
Let's go with all of it!
After you drink this...
Let's say a message for Akasaka-san.
All of it.
Akasaka-san!
Thank you for always supporting our teammates!
Let's do our best with Akasaka-san's support!
Why did you grab the number tag?
She grabbed it!
Why did you grab the number tag?
It's like an explosion switch!
It's bitter!
It's red!
Be careful!
You can't lick it because you know about it!
Let's go with Serika-san!
Serika-san, let's go!
Roulette, start!
Who will it be?
It's Yoshida-san!
It's Black Ballad!
That's right!
That's for sure!
I did it!
I was just there!
Let's go with all of it!
This guy...
This guy has no theory!
Yoshida-san! Do your best!
You're always doing your best as a teammate, so thank you for supporting me!
If it weren't for Yoshida-san's support, I wouldn't have been able to become a teammate.
Thank you so much!
Yoshida-san...
Is he here?
He's in the team!
Oh, he's here!
Yoshida-san is also in the team, right?
Yes, in Fukuoka Prefecture.
Oh, yes, Yoshida-san is in Fukuoka Prefecture.
Oh, you're here!
I'm sorry about this.
Should we go over here first?
Both of you are out, right?
Both of you are out of the game.
It's dangerous.
It's great.
Okay, next up.
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Start!
Yes!
Stop it!
All right, stop!
♪ Looking up at the sky ♪
♪ Are you thinking about someone? ♪
Iwabuchi.
Iwabuchi-san?
♪ Who is walking in the dark? ♪
Wait, isn't there one at AKB?!
Iwabuchi-san, um...
...Iwabuchi-san's at Nadeshiko Japan.
No way!
That's wrong!
It's not a reality show!
You're in Nadeshiko Japan, Iwamuchi-san!
Yes, I am.
You're not an entertainer!
I'm an entertainer! I'm an entertainer in Nadeshiko Japan!
You're a woman entertainer!
I'm a woman entertainer!
Sama-san will get mad at you!
Let's go!
Say something to Iwamuchi-san.
Please!
Go! Go for it!
Your teeth are amazing today.
There's not only wood in your mouth, but everything.
Say something to Iwabuchi-san.
Iwabuchi...
Why do you always call him?
Iwabuchi-san...
My mouth is in a mess today.
Your mouth is in a mess?
Iwabuchi-san, thank you for not losing to your mouth and for supporting your teammates. Thank you very much.
I hope you like it. How is it? Is it bitter?
It's bitter!
Is it that bitter?
It's really bitter.
It's mixed up with other things.
And when you do it like this, it smells like lemon.
I see. Everyone did their best. Thank you.
That's it for today's "Secret 49's Wonderful Matches".
I'm your host, Shio.
Next up is...
Let's do this!
It's time for "Secret 49's Wonderful Matches"!
It's been a while since we did "Secret 49's Wonderful Matches".
There's only three minutes left.
There's so much time left!
Can you do it? Can you do it, Moishi?
Because Moishi will definitely do it.
Today, March 4th, there will be a "Three Sisters" fit.
The members of Kansai will talk about who they want to call "sister" and "sister".
And we will fill in the blanks.
Okay, Ase-kun, who will you announce?
Members?
Who will say it?
I see.
Who will talk about it?
I see.
Celica! Celica!
Yes!
If Celica is one of these members...
Should we do it among the four of us today?
Yes.
Who will you call "sister" and who will you call "sister"?
One person is too many.
I don't like it!
That's why you can choose who you will call "sister".
Okay, let's start the "Three Sisters" talk!
First of all, "sister" is Momo-chan.
Yay!
I'm glad!
Why Momo-chan?
She always plays with me.
Even when we share a room in a hotel room, she really takes care of me.
She really takes care of me.
I see.
Even from fans, they say "Momo-chan is like an older sister".
So, "sister".
Yay! Thank you!
I see.
Next, "sister".
"Sister" is...
Huh?
Which one?
What language?
"Luca"!
"Luca-chan"?
"Luca-chan" is actually the same age, but it's more like "I want to do it myself".
"I want to take care of you".
But my sister is really kind and has a really good personality.
I'm not saying it's bad.
I know, I know. It's not like that.
It's not like that, it's really like...
I see, I see.
Let's do our best, Hama-chan!
Hama-chan, where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
My cousin's house?
Your cousin's house?
Since it's the three of you and Hama-chan's cousin's house, why don't you drink this?
You're so cute!
Hama-chan, drink this!
Hama-kun, drink it!
Do your best today!
Let's go! Hama-kun's cousin's house!
Here you go!
You're still drinking it, aren't you?
You're making a face you shouldn't be making!
You're making a face you shouldn't be making on TV!
Let's announce the next member.
The next member is...
Onee-chan! Onee-chan!
Onee-chan, who do you think it is?
Onee-chan?
She's younger than me, so Onee-chan...
Think about it more accurately.
Well, you can still put Oota in there.
Oh, can I?
Then Onee-chan is Oota Nao-chan.
Oh, Oota!
She's older and more reliable, so Oota Nao-chan.
You're making me angry.
Oh, Oota.
What about your sister?
My sister...
Oota!
What do you think?
Um...
How about Yamao and Luka-chan?
Luka!
Oh, Luka!
What a shame!
How about Serika and Hama?
Wait a minute!
I feel sorry for you!
I feel sorry for Serika and Hama,
so I'll give you Serika's gomachi and Asei's gomachi.
And Hama...
Hama will drink Hama's gomachi.
Why?!
Hama will drink Hama's gomachi.
Why?!
Seriously?!
One, two...
Yamao-san, why did you become a dinosaur?!
This is amazing!
Hama-chan, are you drinking this?!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Okay, that's all for today's Gomachi Eating Corner!
Yay!
Hama!
It's all over me!
Please show it to me, Hama-chan!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's a hot tea!
I'm glad you didn't drink it because it's so harmful!
Let's get along well!
Now, it's time for the ending!
Hama-chan, who won the Kosorea Grand Prix today!
Hama-chan, that's too much!
Hama, let's drink Hama's gomachi today!
I want Hama's! I want Hama's!
Let's sing a song together! Today's Kottori Karaoke!
Hama-chan, what will you sing for us today?
Hena-choco support!
Hama, let's cheer up!
If this sad world ends, you'll remember me.
I'll smile at you in the empty gymnasium.
Ramen, lettuce, denajan, kyokitika,
It's okay, even though I'm henna and chocolate, I still have a lot of love.
Because I'm by your side, let's risk our misery and rise up.
You don't have to talk about what happened, don't be ashamed of your tears,
No one is that strong.