AISubs v3.5
It's started! A round of applause!
Today's MC is me, Hama!
Just like last time, it's going to be the four of us!
Look at me! I'm dressed like a red Santa Claus.
I'll tell you why I'm dressed like this later.
Without further ado, let's go!
A round of applause for Team A.K.A.B. Hockey and teammates!
We're the No. 1 team in the world!
I'm sure I'll win the M-1 and become a national champion at the time of this broadcast, Mr. Ishii.
I did it!
I did it! Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Well, when you won the championship, you called everyone's names.
Thank you one by one.
I was moved and cried.
Which story did you like the most?
Well...
The second story was more interesting.
Which story did you like the most?
There was one.
It was about a crowd of people in Egypt.
Egypt?!
Are you kidding me?!
So you liked the first story the most?
Yes, I liked the first story the most.
Which story did you like the most, Mr. Ishii?
Well, I liked the story of brothers and sisters.
Oh, brothers and sisters!
It's a story about brothers and sisters.
I liked the story of brothers and sisters.
Oh, you liked it!
How about you, Terika?
I liked the tempo of "tsutomi" and "bokeh" very much.
I liked the story of "koko" very much.
I couldn't finish it without winning the championship.
You couldn't finish it without winning the championship.
I see.
Which story did you like the most, Terika?
I liked the story of "kosei" very much.
Oh, yes!
How about you, Terika?
Oh, it's still November today.
I didn't say anything.
Why do you wear a panda costume?
It's still December 10th.
But you are cute.
Are you cute?
Each of you is different.
Did you choose it yourself?
Yes, I did.
Why do you wear this type of costume?
Pants style.
Yes, I like skirts.
Did you choose it yourself?
No, I didn't.
Each of you has your own personality.
Yes, I want to show my personality.
Each of you is different.
Oh, you are cute, too, Terika.
Each of you is different.
Miki, do you know the title of this program?
Do you know the title of this program?
Can I try it?
No, you can't.
It's "Secretly Number One Declaration".
Oh, "Secretly Number One Declaration".
It's a program that secretly aims for number one.
So, this time,
we secretly held
a Christmas party
earlier than anywhere else.
I see.
Christmas party.
That's why we look like this.
Even if we do it secretly on Christmas,
we might get buried.
Let's have confidence!
Let's do it earlier than any other program.
I think this program
is for people who want to see this.
I think this program
is for people who want to see this.
I see.
Christmas broadcast.
What is it?
You are all so excited!
What is that? Christmas broadcast?
What is that?
You're bad at this.
Since it's early in the day, let's have a secret Christmas party.
Thank you.
Let's have a secret talk.
Onishi and Seika, let's go.
What is this?
If you had prepared it, you would have sewn it on.
What is this?
I don't know what this is, but what are you?
What is this?
It's a tree.
That's what you call a creature.
It's not a creature.
That's good.
Today, we're going to have a secret love confession party.
No.
It's a waste.
I'm Momoka Onishi.
It's almost Christmas, isn't it?
Nana, do you have any plans?
If you don't have any plans, will you spend Christmas night with me?
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Next, Felica, please.
Would you like to party at Felica's house tonight?
If you like, let's spend Christmas night there and stay together for a long time.
You confessed your love to her.
Thank you, Felica.
It's fun.
The atmosphere of the party is great.
It's early Christmas, so let's have a party this year as well.
Even though the number of live viewers is decreasing.
It's fun.
Everyone, we have prepared various plans for the party.
What is it?
I'd like to pull it out of this box and do it.
It's fun.
Let's go first.
The first plan is...
A private gift exchange.
It's early.
It's fun.
Speaking of Christmas, it's a gift exchange.
It's an exchange.
The four of us and Miki will exchange gifts.
Do you exchange gifts on Christmas?
No, we don't.
Let's do it here.
I don't have many friends.
You can do it with your family.
Do you still receive gifts from your family?
No, we don't.
Please.
Do you still receive gifts from your family?
I guess you don't receive gifts anymore.
You are adults now. Let's earn money by ourselves.
It's hard.
You don't receive gifts anymore.
So we will exchange things you don't need at home.
No!
To be honest, we will exchange things you don't need at home.
Let's recycle those things and use them.
I see.
Maybe you have something you want.
You brought something you like, right?
Yes, of course.
You brought something you like, right?
Yes, of course.
So we will exchange things you don't need at home.
Yes, of course.
There are things you really want and things you don't need at home.
It's hard to choose what you don't need at home.
I see.
Let's see what gifts you all brought.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Ta-da!
Wow!
It's cute!
It's a bag.
It's cute!
Can I open it?
Yes, you can.
I thought it was this at first.
I think this bag is for recycling.
It's big!
Ta-dah!
Don't do it!
This is for recycling.
I don't need it!
Listen to me!
I don't need a reason or anything!
I even have bits!
You don't know! You bought it yourself!
I don't need bits!
You use two!
Decorative one and viewing one and using one!
No, I don't need those.
Both are for inspection.
You have one left.
Yes!
We don't need it!
It's embarrassing for us to use it.
It's embarrassing for us to use it ourselves.
I see.
You like it.
What do you do with the other two?
I put my paper in it.
You put your paper in it?
Toilet paper?
You use it?
I put documents in it.
You put documents in it?
You use it?
I see.
This is for Hama-chan.
Next is for Onishi-chan.
This is for Onishi-chan.
It's a little small.
What is it?
You don't know?
I bought it at a shop a few years ago.
It was in front of a cash register.
I haven't been out of Nara much.
I went to Osaka when I became handsome.
I thought it was cute and bought it in front of a cash register.
You were popular in the city.
You only look at it in your daily life.
I thought it was popular in the city.
I bought it, but I didn't know how to use it.
What is it?
That's right.
It doesn't have a name tag yet.
What is it?
It doesn't have a name tag yet.
It's 390 yen.
I don't know if it's cheap or expensive.
It's 21 yen.
Why do you use it?
I put it in my room.
I can smell it.
What does it smell like?
I can smell it.
I don't use it.
I see.
I have a lot of them.
You have a lot of things.
It looks heavy.
Can we line up?
I brought a bonus.
How many are there?
About ten.
Ten?
One piece.
It's cute.
It's fine.
It's cute.
It's one piece.
It's cute, but the head...
This is not all of it, is it?
This is it.
Can you line it up from the beginning?
It's there.
Line it up.
It's one piece.
No, it's not.
No?
Either way is fine.
This is it.
Yes, this is it.
It's one piece.
This is it.
What are you doing, Roman?
What am I doing?
I'm putting a raw neck on it.
There's a lot of it.
It won't stick.
Why?
I don't know.
It'll stick for sure.
I don't know.
What's this one piece...
Bonus.
Bonus?
It's blank and I don't really need it.
You don't say that.
I really like it.
Why don't you need it anymore?
A friend of mine gave me this.
I have a lot of figures and they don't fit in my glass case.
I've been sleeping in my wardrobe.
I cleaned it and it came out, and I thought I needed it.
You need something you've been looking for.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
But I did leave what I needed.
Ah, you like this character, and other characters besides that?
Poor thing.
But you like One Piece, so who do you like the most in here?
My brother.
For your brother?
For your brother.
That's right.
What about your mother, One Piece?
Okay, I'll take this.
This is for you, your mother and your brother.
You like Dasek, don't you?
Well, well, well.
But I don't really need him.
You want to enjoy him in the manga.
Ah, I see, I see.
You need a place to put him.
This is for you, Ruka-chan.
Okay, next.
This is for you.
This is for you, Ruka-chan.
Okay.
They're all big.
They're big!
They're well-made.
Hmm, what is it?
What is it?
This is an outerwear.
It's well-made.
Why?
This is...
It looks expensive.
What kind of shape is it?
It looks like a rabbit.
Why don't you need this?
My mom gave it to me when I was young.
Your mom is wearing something amazing.
My mom wore it when she was about your age.
Your mom was wearing it when she was in middle school.
She wore it when she was in her 20s.
She gave it to me, but it was too old.
So I gave it to Miki.
It's not that you gave it to her, but you wanted her to wear it.
Your mom gave it to you?
She gave it to me.
I think it's a real one.
You've met your mom, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
That's why I thought you asked about it.
I've met your mom in many ways.
Yes, I did.
At the station.
You chased your mom from behind and ran away.
I was scared.
Oh, you're her mom.
I see.
Next, Ase.
What will you choose?
I'll say it!
I'll put it in the news.
If you do that...
I'll choose this one!
What is it?
Nishikawa Norio Yoshio T-shirt!
I want it! I want it!
How are you going to change it?
Why?
I saw it in person.
What do you mean?
I admired it.
But I saw it in person.
I saw it in person and I don't need it anymore.
What do you mean?
I saw it in person and I like it.
How about it?
Do you know Nishikawa Norio Yoshio T-shirt?
I know it.
Wow!
Maserika is the only one who doesn't know it.
It's 4,500 yen!
Wow!
I like it.
It's small.
It's not big.
I think everyone will like it.
I see.
It's getting popular.
Not at all.
Everyone...
Is it real?
Yes, it's real.
What is it?
It's fake.
Everyone...
What do you call it?
Do you like theme park?
I like it!
Do you like Disney?
I like it!
What about USJ?
I like it!
It's a USJ ticket!
What?!
Year-end pass?
It's year-end pass!
Isn't it too much?
It's a year-end pass that was cut six months ago.
Oh my god.
It's just a piece of paper.
Oh my god.
It's just a piece of paper.
In katakana, it says "miki kousei".
It looks like "yusei".
But this is a year-end pass that I bought with my wife who is married now.
It's a year-end pass filled with memories of you two.
I hope everyone will be happy with it.
Because I haven't met Mami-chan yet.
I have no intention of meeting you guys or Mami- chan.
Why?!
Huh?!
Let's do it next time.
Mami-chan special.
I won't call you here!
I'll do it in private, but I won't call you here!
Let's meet in a wonderful city.
I'll wait for you!
Mami-chan!
I'll wait for you!
Don't go!
If it's Mami-chan, I can't sing.
I'm giving you this memory as a gift.
Let's open the gifts.
I don't want it.
Let's exchange the gifts.
First of all, if you want to exchange an Amazon gift,
If you want to exchange our files and gifts,
Let's do it in private!
Private!
Why?
Why? Wait a minute! We'll get hurt, too!
Yes, yes, yes!
Do you have this?
Does everyone have it?
But if I have this, it's the third one!
You guys have one, right?
One!
If you don't have two, you can't use it!
I see!
I don't want you to use it as a Mickey goods!
Isn't there a more appealing point?
How can we use it?
I received a double from a female comedian.
She received a double!
When I saw this clear file and cheered up, I broke through the first round!
It's a file of good luck!
For some reason, she's trying to let go of the file of good luck!
I don't need it anymore!
I don't need it!
It's the third one!
If you want to exchange it with this, do you have it?
I won't tell you!
It's bright music but it's quite dark!
It's this kind of pop music but...
Let's decide who wants what.
Let's do it by mission.
One by one.
Let's raise one person's vote.
One person's vote.
If you say you want Hama-chan's one, you get it.
Then Onishi-chan.
Onishi-chan's one is this pink one.
This... I don't know what it is.
Like a vegan roller.
If you say you want it, you get it.
Please!
I want it!
Oh!
Terika-chan, what is it?
I have terrible shoulders.
So...
I want it.
It's not like that.
You can use it for many things.
There are many useful points.
You might want it.
Didn't you say it after you heard it?
Huh?
Wait a minute.
You might want it.
You might want a vegan roller.
What's this?
You might want it for your phone holder.
No, no, no.
I'm scared!
I'm nervous!
If you hand it like this, it's gorgeous.
It's gorgeous!
You don't want it.
You don't want a drink that's gorgeous.
This is what Terika-chan wants.
Yes, but...
I see.
I was curious about it.
But I've seen it in a shop before.
I was wondering what it was.
You were curious about it?
Yes, I was curious about it.
So I want it.
Terika-chan's one.
If you want Terika-chan's one, this one-piece goodie, let's raise one person's vote.
It's expensive.
I don't know.
It's expensive, but there's a lot of it.
There's a lot of it.
It's a little more than that.
And there's no main character or anything like that.
What are you talking about?
Why are you giving me junk?
Wait a minute.
This person is really strong.
Explain it.
She's really strong.
How strong is she? One by one.
This person is from the Navy.
She's called "shiny me".
The light comes out of her fingers and she can fight.
What about the other person?
What about this one?
This one is someone who fights with a katana.
She's the world's number one something-something person.
I don't know her at all.
She's from Japan and she's really cool.
I hope you watch it.
There's someone called "zoro".
She defeated him in one blow.
She's not dead, though.
Everyone likes "zoro".
She's stronger than "zoro".
I see.
What about me?
Don't give her an explanation!
She's called "perona".
There's a ghost like "horohoro ghost".
When that ghost passes through you,
you become super negative.
You can't be positive?
No.
You're pretty strong.
Positive people don't matter at all.
Even if a negative person passes through you,
it doesn't matter.
Because you're negative.
You're pretty strong.
What about me?
You're black, aren't you?
She was surprised and black.
She was black.
She was depressed and lost her energy.
What did you drink?
I only drank black things.
Who wants Luka's present?
This is for Mami.
Who wants Asei's present?
Me!
Why you two?
I often wear black T-shirts for lessons.
What do you think about the other members?
Who do you think it will be?
Hama-chan?
I like Oreigini-san.
I see.
This is popular.
Yes, it is.
And I just took it off.
I just heard about it.
I'm going to resell it.
Next, who wants my annual pass?
Raise your hands!
She wants it so much.
It's so gross.
Why Luka?
Luka loves theme parks.
Even if I'm out of money, I want to keep it and brag about it.
I see.
What about you, Asei?
I like you.
It's so gross.
You're the worst.
I don't want you to have it.
I love you.
You like me, don't you?
You're listening to me.
You like me, don't you?
Stop it!
She likes it!
Congratulations!
You're already dating but!
It's complicated because you say it.
You're not dating, are you?
So, the person who wears it will choose who will receive it.
First of all, I can receive it from you, right?
Thank you!
And? Whose?
Onishi's is Selica.
Selica, then I'll take it.
I'll take it.
So, Asei and Yuka are wearing it.
And Hama and Onishi are wearing it.
So, the person who wears it will choose who will receive it.
Hama and Onishi, which one will you choose?
Asei, right? Asei will...
Which one?
What?
Which one is it?
Which one do you want me to wear?
I will cut it in half, so you can wear it in half.
That's not a good idea.
Let's split it between Norio and Yoshio.
Hama will wear it on Wednesday and Onishi will wear it on Thursday.
What do you think?
On Wednesday is Onishi.
On Tuesday is Sayuna.
That's not good. Decide it.
Hama will wear it only on 20th and 30th.
It's 5% off.
Say it with gratitude.
This is for Hama who worked hard for "the W".
I will give you this, Hama.
Thank you.
Wear this for "the W" next year.
I don't want to be on "the W" anymore.
Let's do our best.
Thank you.
I will wear it.
It's not easy.
Thank you!
I have a girlfriend, but I can't do it.
Is it okay for me?
Why did you give it to me?
Because I have memories of you and Mami-chan.
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you because of the compressor.
Can you hear me?
Yes, what is it?
So I'll tell you later that I have memories of you and Mami-chan.
Why do you say it twice?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
This is for you, Asei-kun.
The last two people.
Serika and Hama-chan.
Please take them home.
So Hama-chan has three of them.
It doesn't matter if you have them.
That's right.
Are you going to leave them in the corner of the school?
Yes.
I'll give it to the staff.
That's great!
That's perfect!
I'll give it to Onkyo-san, who is over there.
That's great! Congratulations!
This is a win-win situation.
I did it!
So that's it for the secret gift coupon.
I don't care about the rematch anymore.
I didn't say it on purpose.
It's already ingrained in me.
Let's move on to the secret talk of the members.
Next up is Hama-chan and Ruka-chan.
Cake.
Hama-chan and Ruka-chan.
This is a good Christmas party.
It's fun, isn't it?
Are you eating Pocky?
What are you doing?
Pocky-an!
It's cute!
Pocky-an!
What kind of phrase is that?
I've never seen that phrase in a commercial.
Pocky-an!
It's new, so it's okay.
Let's start the secret talk of the members.
Hello, I'm Hama.
I've been watching you all the time.
I've always wanted to be with you.
I've always wanted to be next to you.
I love your smell, too.
Anyway, I love everything about you.
Please go out with me.
Thank you very much.
Ruka-chan!
I'm Ruka.
I've always loved you.
Will you go out with me?
Thank you!
You are making fun of everyone.
I want you to confess your love to me.
Be serious.
Show me your cute side.
I'm a little sick of it.
I love you.
Thank you.
I'm a little sick of it.
Even if you say you like me, I don't like you at all.
The next project is this!
Secret Christmas song show!
Everyone is wearing Santa costumes, so we're going to sing a Christmas song.
Two people in one group will choose a Christmas song and compete for how cute you can sing it.
That's right!
There's nothing but cuteness here.
We'll go with our best.
Who wants to go first?
What should we do?
Hamaserina.
Let's go with Hamaserina first.
Hamaserina, you want to go?
Hamaserina.
Let's go with Hamaserina.
Do you two sing it a lot?
Do you sing it at events and such?
We've been to karaoke once.
Once, once, once, once.
Are you two on bad terms?
Let's say it's Hamaserina.
Once?
Yes.
But we've also been to Universal Studio Japan.
That's a really old name.
Say it's USJ.
Just in case it's on TV.
Universal Studio Japan.
I see.
So, is your team name Hamaserina?
Yes!
Let's have you sing it.
Everyone will listen and say, "It doesn't look like it."
The idols will say, "It doesn't look like it."
Do you eat pocky all the time?
What will you sing?
Akahanano tonakai.
That's a good song.
Akahanano tonakai is...
There's a tonakai.
That's right.
Music, start!
Let's get excited and go!
Are you excited, everyone?
Yeah!
Let's shout out more and go!
Yeah!
It's like a receptionist at a small and medium- sized company's party.
Um...
Mr. Tiger is always everyone's laughingstock
On Christmas day, Santa Claus said,
Dark roads are shiny, and your nose is useful.
Mr. Tiger was always crying,
and that's why I'm so happy tonight.
- Yay! - Thank you!
- You're the best! - You're the best!
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
That was great! When Mr. Tiger suddenly told you to do something...
- I had a flashback! - That was great!
- That was great! That was cute! - That was cute!
- Yay! - That was great!
You didn't have to divide up the parts! You just sang together!
- You didn't have to divide up the parts! - I liked it when you sang together!
It was like a snack!
- Next, Oni-chan and Luka-chan! - Yes!
- Team name! - One, two...
- Momoluka! - Momoluka!
- This part is amazing! - This part is a huge win!
- A huge win! - A huge win!
- I've never heard of it like this! - A huge win!
- Momoluka! - Momoluka!
- You pronounced it wrong! - Momoluka!
Comica... Minolta!
- Momoluka... - Momoluka... Minolta...
- What will you sing? - One, two...
- Santa is Coming To Town! - You two must sing together!
- I'm sure you'll sing together! - I've suddenly become an idol!
- I love "Santa Comes To Town"! - I love it!
You should sing it!
In Momoluka... Santa Comes To Town!
Here it is!
Santa Claus is Coming To Town!
From you, Merry Christmas!
From me, Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus is Coming To Town!
You can hear it, can't you?
The bells are ringing right there!
Santa Claus is Coming To Town!
Don't hang up!
Good night, my love!
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful present!
From you, Merry Christmas!
From me, Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus is Coming To Town!
Thank you!
It's over!
Please go back to your seats!
I thought you all liked me.
Huh? That's not true.
It's not wrong! I'm glad!
Everyone's taking pictures with their phones now!
With their TV screens.
We don't have a safe place like this.
It was awesome!
Now, both teams' Christmas songs are over.
Which one was better, Aze?
No, no, no!
There's too little material!
Where did you sing together?
I don't remember!
What do you mean you don't remember?!
You better watch out!
"The Three Brothers Incident"!
In Christmas In...
What did you say?
In Christmas In...
Don't make me do it, too!
I'm the only one talking!
In Christmas In...
Like "Unbelievable" by Beat Takeshi!
In Christmas In...
Why are you dressed like that?
I'm not dressed like that!
Choose one!
Got it!
The cutest one is...
Momoluka!
I thought it was Hamaseri, but it's actually Momoluka!
It's not Momoluka!
It's Comiket Momoluka!
It's Momoluka!
Why is it Momoluka?
It was cute!
What was different?
What was it?
Don't ask deep questions!
There's no deepness in that!
Can you say that?
It was cute!
This has been the Christmas song show!
Let's move on to the next project!
Secret Reflection Session 2018!
Since it's the end of the year, we wanted to look back on our year and reflect on it.
So we prepared something like this.
This dice!
There are six themes written on it.
We want you to look back on 2018 according to the themes written on it.
I see.
There's a lot.
What do you want to apologize for the most this year?
I don't have one.
I want to hear everyone's stories.
Who wants to reflect first?
Reflect?
Let's talk about how you feel about this year.
The first one!
Shall we start with Yurika?
Shall we?
Let's roll the dice.
Here?
Let's do it!
Let's see what we got!
So, the thing you got mad about the most this year is...
This year's number one!
What?
That's not true!
It's Kotooko!
It's all in this year's number one!
The thing you got mad about the most this year is...
Terika, what is it you got mad about the most this year?
Ah, but...
The thing I remember is...
In Team 8...
In Nagoya...
In Gaishi...
Gaishi Hall!
That's quite a big place, isn't it?
How many people are there?
Quite...
About 20,000 people.
Wow!
And, like, during rehearsal...
Like, I didn't really...
I didn't have much time, so I was doing a lot of things.
Oh, like, what do you call it, practice and lessons and stuff like that.
And so, like, I...
I was listening to what the stage team was saying.
Serious stuff.
Serious stuff! Serious stuff!
Stuff that everyone understands!
What do you mean by "stage"? I don't really understand it, but...
Um, like, um...
Like, people who do a lot of directing and stuff...
They told me, like, "This is it," but...
But the stage team said, "This is where you start," like...
That's what they said.
They were adults.
Their opinions were split.
And so, like, I believed in the stage team.
And then, like, the director, in front of everyone...
With his mic, like, "Sei-chan, where are you?!"
Oh, like, a woman!
Oh, I heard that!
A man!
And so...
I heard it! I heard it!
And I was like, "Huh?"
"Yes?" and...
Just like you said.
Yeah, just like you said.
And so...
I was like, "I'm so angry right now!"
And I talked to the stage team about it.
And the stage team told the director...
That I said the right thing.
And I was totally fine.
But at the time, like, I got yelled at so much!
In front of everyone!
Like, everyone's...
Oh, I see. Like earphones.
Like, it echoed with the mic.
Yeah, it was so loud!
I thought my ears were going to break.
You were really angry when you said it!
You were angry, but...
What did you do about it?
Were you depressed?
No, but...
The director said, "Oh, sorry, I said it wrong."
But I was really angry at the time, too.
Because you got yelled at?
I'm sorry!
You didn't cry?
No, not at all.
You didn't cry?
No.
But you got yelled at?
Yes.
But you know...
You're an adult, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
So, what did you do?
I was like, "What should I do?!"
Who else heard you say it?
Only you, Serika-chan!
Wait! Why only you?
Who else heard you say it?
It's like you're riding a truck.
You're riding a truck that moves passengers.
But you're riding it in a different route.
And you're riding it in a different route,
and I ended up riding in a different route,
and I got yelled at!
It happens, doesn't it?
When you're on a big stage like that, you get nervous.
It happens in comedy, too.
Even in comedy,
there's a game where you hit with a stick.
It happens, doesn't it?
You get on a medium-sized stage and hit each other with a stick.
We didn't know about it,
but only the last person uses the shuttlecock.
The shuttlecock.
You use it.
We didn't know about it,
so when we were rehearsing and our juniors started doing it with the shuttlecock,
I was like, "The shuttlecock is last!"
It's a phrase I've never heard before.
The shuttlecock is last!
When we were in the aquarium or something like that,
I was like, "The shuttlecock is last!"
It's fine now, isn't it?!
It's the first time I've heard of it.
But now we know about it.
That's good.
Let's go to the next one.
Let's go.
Let's go to the next one.
Let's go.
We're counting on you.
Let's go.
One, two...
Oh!
Ta-dah!
What was the most embarrassing thing you wrote this year?
"Haji" (shuttlecock)
It's not "haji" (shuttlecock)
It's "haji" (shuttlecock)
You've been like that since the beginning.
Listen to me!
Two more times and...
I'll do my best.
Have you written "haji" this year?
"Haji"?
But...
I think you did a great job this year.
You published a photo book.
That's right.
You've done a lot of things.
"Haji" (shuttlecock)
But...
Can I say something embarrassing?
Well...
It's your turn now.
Well...
I really don't like geography.
I don't know world maps or other countries' names.
You don't know where you are?
I'm stupid.
Recently...
India and Indonesia...
Or Australia and Austria...
I think they're both the same country.
I see.
There's an abbreviation.
Fuji TV calls it "Australia".
Yomiuri TV calls it "Austria".
It depends on the song.
The abbreviated version of Indonesia is "India".
You're stupid.
When I said it on a showroom application,
people made fun of me.
It was embarrassing.
It happens.
It's "Australia".
I thought there was a country called "Africa" until recently.
What? Isn't there one?
What do you mean "what"? I know you're saying "what" but...
Africa?
It's not a country, it's "continent".
Continent, Africa, continent...
There's no way there's a country called "continent" in Africa.
Have you heard of "continent kingdom"?
Then, how did "Africa" come about?
I'm not saying "Africa", I'm saying the area.
Like "Nara"?
Like "Tokyo"?
Yes, like "Nara".
Continent, yes, that's right.
Like "continent".
Oh yeah, Chile is really strong.
Yeah, they're really strong.
Yeah, last time...
We did it.
The Japanese guy...
Suantão...
Wait, what?
What?
You're not allowed to say it in private.
You're studying Chile, you two.
I don't know the language.
That's embarrassing.
You can't say that unless you've studied it.
I don't know.
Do you know where Brazil is?
Oh, "back side".
It's "back side" of Brazil.
The earth's...
It's "back side" of Brazil.
It's always "back side" of Brazil.
"Opposite side", "back side of Japan".
Do you know what "Asia" is?
"Asia"...
Japan is of course "Asia".
"Asia" management.
"Asia"...
"Asian" taste.
"Asian" taste...
No one can say "Asia" words.
Do you know other countries of "Asia"?
Other than Japan.
Japan is "Asia".
Japan is "Asia"?
That's it!
Oh no!
That's it!
Let's move on.
Who's next?
Okay...
It's your turn, Luka-chan.
Luka-chan...
That's embarrassing!
Unless you've studied it.
Here I go!
Okay, go!
What did you skate the most this year?
In short...
That!
Really?
She came back right away.
She came back after she fixed it herself and said "jyan"!
She came back as it is.
It's a cause of hell.
What did you skate the most this year?
What I skated the most...
There must be a lot.
Skate...
I skate all the time but...
It's like...
In a radio show...
Like...
We do a show of a showdown...
And the one who loses...
There's a game where you have to show off your impersonation.
I've never done an impersonation or anything like that.
At the time...
I did an impersonation I wasn't used to...
You forgot it.
What impersonation?
At the time...
Oh, Inoue Yosei.
It's similar!
It's really similar!
Inoue Yosei!
Luka-chan, you impersonate Inoue Yosei?
How old is he?
Can you do an impersonation of Inoue Yosei?
What did you impersonate?
You're good at it.
What did you impersonate?
Sing!
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me?
What kind of face are you making?
I'm making a face.
You're making a face?
I'm making a face.
You're making a face!
It's similar!
Is it similar?
It's similar!
But you skated it.
Can you skate like that?
Your reaction wasn't good.
Really?
Do you have an impersonation you're confident in?
Like, "If you do this, you won't skate."
That surprised me.
Really?!
That's amazing!
You're like a croquette!
That's amazing!
You're like a croquette!
Cleo Shincha.
Can you do it?
Cleo Shincha?
Try it Cleo Shincha.
That's amazing!
You can do it!
What about Pikachu?
Pika!
It's a looker.
But you can do impressions.
What about the others?
I can't do it.
You can do it.
but you can do it.
You can't do it.
But you don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it here.
You can't do it.
It's just too cold.
It was freezing.
What about you Oni?
I can't do it.
Do it!
Do your best!
I think you can do it.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
But once you get used to it, you'll be able to do it.
Let's go for the last one, Hama-chan.
Go for it, Hama-chan!
So far, everyone has done it differently.
I haven't done it yet.
Here I go!
What will come out?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, I did it!
The thing you were most embarrassed about this year!
In short...
Embarrassed...
Part...
Two!
Hama-chan, thank you!
Thank you!
The thing you were most embarrassed about this year!
The thing I was embarrassed about...
I'm pretty embarrassed about it all the time.
That's not true!
No, it's really...
Eh, what is it?
But...
When I'm on a variety show or something like that...
Basically...
I'm embarrassed about it all.
Why?
For example?
No, it's like...
It's a different show...
It's a variety show...
It's fun...
Um...
Now...
Um...
Second dimension people like second dimension people...
Second dimension...
What is second dimension?
I don't know...
Second dimension people like second dimension people in anime...
And if you say it on TV...
You'll be criticized...
Why?
Ah, so it's like that...
And you say "second dimension" and stuff like that...
Yeah, and...
And the fans...
The fans get influenced...
And second dimension people get separated...
And stuff like that...
So I was pretty embarrassed about it...
You're embarrassed about it?
But you know...
In anime, it's like that...
Yeah, but...
In reality, it's like that...
But I didn't say it back then...
In anime...
What anime characters do you like?
Um...
I love Gintama's Okita-sougo...
Gintama's Okita-sougo...
Who did the live-action version?
Um...
Yoshizawa Ryo-san...
Ah, Yoshizawa Ryo-san...
You like her...
I did it...
And I liked that character...
So I said "I like it"...
I didn't say "second dimension"...
I said something like...
"I want you to say this"...
And you said "second dimension"...
Which one? Which one?
I want you to hang me.
Hang you?
I want you to hang me.
Is that what you want?
I can hang you anytime.
I don't know where you hang you from.
That's why I was embarrassed.
Embarrassed? I see.
That's what you wanted to say.
It was embarrassing.
Did you know about it?
I saw it on TV.
You saw it on TV?
This girl is crazy.
I was like "wow".
But you had a nice voice.
Are you an old man?
You had a nice voice.
I like voice actresses.
You had a nice voice.
Was it a real voice actress?
I don't know.
I don't know who did it.
But you had a nice voice.
I want you to hang me.
What did you say?
Should I hang you up?
Close your eyes and imagine it.
Should I hang you up?
Are you a pocket monster?
This kind of thing makes me feel good.
It's weird, isn't it?
That's it for 2018 KOTORI review session!
Let's move on.
What is it?
It's a secret Christmas surprise!
What is it?
I'll tell you what kind of surprise it is.
It's a surprise from us.
It's a Christmas present for you.
I wonder what it is!
I'm looking forward to it.
What do you think it is?
Is there something in it?
Don't touch it!
Is it an animal?
It's not an animal.
I'm sure you'll like it.
I wonder what it is.
The present is...
this!
It's a new T-shirt designed by Terika.
It's so cute!
It's amazing!
It says "GOKOYAMA".
It says "NARA".
It says "OSAKA".
It's so cute!
It's cuter than I thought it would be.
It's so cute!
Everyone is happy about it.
The design of the T-shirt was perfect.
What do you think of it?
It's bigger than I thought it would be.
I'm so happy about it.
I'm sweating, but it's fine.
What do you think of the back of it?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute!
There's a team mate and a mickey mouse umbrella.
And there's a sword in the front.
It's cute!
You didn't run away this time.
You didn't run away, did you?
I'm glad you didn't run away.
What do you think of it?
It's cute!
What do you think of it?
Everyone put a cream on it.
But it's fine.
It's fine.
It's better than what we're wearing now.
She made it for me recently.
I think my finger will come off.
It's cute!
Pink is pretty, too.
Is it only for the members of the Kansai area?
No mickey?
You're going with this mickey?
You're a security guard at a parking lot, right?
You're a part-time worker at a parking lot, right?
You're kidding! You're going with this?
But it's cute, isn't it?
It's cute. I'm happy.
So you're going to wear this from next time, right?
From P.
It's amazing.
From P. too.
P. is cute.
Everyone, Daichi-chan and Private, thank you for coming and asking us to wear this.
Private, you'll wear it too, right?
Yes!
Yes, you probably won't.
So that was our Christmas surprise!
Finally!
So that was our Christmas special ending.
So last up is this!
Today's Secret Karaoke!
Today is AKB48's "Christmas Is Over"
It's Christmas after all
One person from Konaka
Everyone was good today but please appeal your cuteness here
Luka-chan is very cheerful
Today's center is Luka-chan!
It was like a theme park! Luka-chan, what kind of invitation was that?
Everyone, please stand by!
Please take care of it for now
Even if you leave it, it's not good at all
But it was good that you decided to go to New Japan
That's right!
Next time let's all get together
That's right!
Let's have fun!
Have a good Christmas everyone!
Do you have any plans for Christmas?
We don't!
Nothing!
Is it work?
Everyone is like that too
I want to have fun at night too
It seems like everyone is ready
Let's listen to today's ending song and say goodbye!
Here you go!
Go for it, Tomomi-chan!
Go for it!
Go for it, Tomomi-chan!
She's cute.
She's pretty.
She's full of charisma.
The city's illumination is the night of light.
The seasonal hot coolers.
The super wind is the calendar of December.
The original belt that waits for you.
The footsteps of romance.
The wind is flowing and the mobile phone is taken in.
Courage and love meet in this world.
It's like love.
It's someone's most important existence.
Merry Merry Christmas Silent Night
I want to see you.
Merry Merry Christmas Holy Night
On this special night.
Merry Merry Christmas Silent Night
I want to see you.
Merry Merry Christmas Holy Night
Full of confessions.
Yay!
Let's clap our hands and say goodbye!
Goodbye!