AISubs v3.5
It's sudden, but it's an emergency!
It's been crazy since "Kansai Hakusho" started!
This time, Hama and Luka are off, but that's not all!
Today, Masuka's Miki is also off!
Oh no!
Shock!
I thought we'd meet again.
It's not just us.
This time, we have a guest MC.
Even if we asked the staff, they wouldn't tell us.
We're wondering what's going to happen.
Without further ado, let's hear the title call!
One, two...
"AKB48 Team 8's 'Kansai Hakusho'!
Secretly!
Number one!
Thank you!
Isn't it crazy?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Seriously...
It's sad...
Miki-san! I love you!
I want you to come back soon, Miki-san!
Huh?
Miki-san!
I don't have a job anymore...
I'm lonely...
Seriously...
What should we do?
But still, don't you want to know who's the MC?
Yeah, I'm really curious!
First corner is...
'Secretly Compare and Applaud'!
It's a corner where we, Team 8's Kansai members, compare various themes.
Since we have this opportunity this time, if you could be our guest MC, we'd like to compare and applaud each other.
Of course, there are a lot of celebrities here...
Who would it be?
It's a dream come true!
Miki-san, you should do it!
Of course!
Okay, okay!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's not good! It's like, "Who should I do it with?"
Everyone's already decided, but is it decided?
Yeah, it's decided!
It's decided!
No, it's decided!
Miki-san said it, but it's already decided, so it's fast!
I'm scared!
It's difficult!
I'm scared!
I'm scared for the next recording!
I'm scared...
Okay!
It's fast, everyone!
Should we say it all at once?
Yeah!
Okay, let's say it together!
One, two...
Momo-chan is Chidori-san!
Chidori-san!
I'm Shimofuri Myoujou-san!
Nanami-chan is Nasu Nakanishi-san!
Yes!
And Serika is Odori-san!
Odori-san!
So...
Should we say our reasons one by one?
Oh!
What about you, Momo-chan?
I love Chidori-san...
Yeah.
I went with Nao once...
Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't see it in the end, but when I went to see it...
We bought Chidori-san's T-shirt together...
Yeah, we bought it together!
Yeah!
I love it! It's really funny!
It's funny!
Yeah, I love it!
So...
I'm Shimofuri Myoujou-san, but...
I was going to say Chidori-san!
But I thought it was impossible because of my schedule!
You're busy!
You're busy, aren't you?
Ah!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
But...
Chidori-san is really amazing, isn't she?
She's on TV now, so I thought it was impossible...
But I really like her, so...
Shimofuri Myoujou-san...
I wanted to work with her!
I see!
What about you, Nanami-chan?
I also wanted to work with her, but...
She made me do some work...
Yeah!
She's such a kind person!
It's funny from the bottom of my heart!
Yeah, I know!
I really wanted to work with her again!
Ah!
That's why I wrote it!
That's amazing!
But it might have been unexpected!
Really?!
To work with you!
It's like "downtown" or something like that!
No, well...
It's unexpected!
What about Serika?
Serika is Audrey-san, but...
Audrey-san is a teammate...
We had a teammate show once...
We don't have it now, but...
At that time...
Stop it!
At that time...
She was the MC of the show...
At that time, it was really interesting...
I really want to work with her again...
I think...
Well...
That's why...
By all means...
By the way, I asked Luka-chan and Hama-nin who are resting...
Luka-chan is...
Akashia-sanma-san!
Eh?!
No, no, no!
It's too much!
It's definitely impossible...
But I think it's a reason to respect her in Wakayama Prefecture...
Hama is...
Chitori-san, like Momo-chan!
Ah!
I love you!
You're good at bokeh and tsukkomi...
Even if you suddenly get rejected, you're all funny and I want to learn it...
Study!
You're amazing, Hama!
You're an entertainer...
No!
You're not good...
You did another one, didn't you?
Who? Who?
Chuuei-san!
I thought so!
It's definitely possible!
We did it as a team once...
I thought it was really good...
I'll increase the number of wakas, just in case...
Ah...
You want it?
If you do it, you'll regret it, right?
No, no!
It's not uploading anything at all...
Wait!
Wait a minute!
Eh?
Er...
Ma-Ma-Mama!
Wait!
I'm not getting anything at all...
Eh?
Ma-Ma-Mama!
Too much attention!
Ma-Ma-Mama!
You put in a lot of work!
Ma-Ma-Mama!
Really?
I'm surprised!
I'm really surprised!
Thank you!
I'm really happy!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
No way, no way, no way.
No, I'm serious about it.
This Kutakumi Yoshimoto...
It's not Kutakumi Yoshimoto, but I'm serious about it.
That's true.
It's Yoshimoto.
I know this one, but I usually get it from Yoshimoto, so I know it won't come.
I'm serious about writing it.
I'm writing it for someone who really wants it to come.
He wrote it.
What is this?
We want to see this question too.
It's funny.
It's definitely funny.
This is the most realistic one.
It's really funny and I like it.
What?
What is this?
We're taking two today, right? Can we take one?
I like it a lot.
It's funny. I've seen it before.
That's enough. You're rushing me.
Have you seen the word "horror" before?
No, I haven't.
I really went to see it.
What is this?
Really.
Where?
I went to see it in Yoshimoto.
You're lying!
It's where they do it with Yankees.
Oh, you came to see it in Yoshimoto.
I saw it.
You didn't choose it after you saw it, did you?
That's true.
I don't like this anymore!
I don't know what it is, so it's fine.
Why?
I've seen it before and I'm rushing you.
It's not good.
It's a really realistic line-up.
It's not good.
But Murakami-san...
It doesn't go up.
No, stop it.
I'm telling you to raise it up.
Murakami-san came to my live show before.
The other day...
He came to my live show.
Put more pressure on it!
You came to my live show?
Why did you go to my live show?
Why did you go?
You went to see it in private?
Look at this!
It's really funny.
Wait!
He wasn't chosen!
He put in so much effort!
He put in so much effort to get a job as a teammate!
He went to my live show!
It was wonderful.
Thank you.
It was good.
It's a one-sided love.
One-sided love?
Seriously?
Ikeda-san, did you know about being teammates?
I would know if it was "leave21" but...
It's completely different!
The katakana and numbers are completely different!
I'm sorry!
There's no "zura21" in our team.
It's "zura" isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Being teammates is a little...
It's completely different!
That's right!
I'm sorry!
Do you know how many teams there are in AKB?
I know that!
Team...
Stop it.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Isn't it obvious?
It's obvious so say it.
What's in a team?
Stop it.
That's...
It's too obvious.
You didn't know about Team 8, right?
Team 8, right?
There's also Team 4, right?
Then there's Team A, Team K and Team B, right?
There is.
Right?
Do you know about Team 8?
Team 8 is...
Um...
Idiot.
Are you sure?
It doesn't come up at all.
Team 8... No, Team 8 is...
Um...
Gathered 8 people.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's easy to understand and easy to learn.
It's not like that. It's not 8 people.
It's not 8 people?
I'm surprised.
How many people should I say?
47 people.
It's fresh.
It's not 48 people, it's 47 people.
Do you know what it is?
47 people.
47.
Yes, yes.
47 are from Torofu Prefecture.
Oh!
Yes, yes.
People from each prefecture gather.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow!
Huh?
Everyone is different.
Then you four are also...
Different.
Since it's Kansai...
Kansai has 6 people.
Yes.
We two are resting.
You mentioned it earlier, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow!
Wow, Ms. Okuro is really amazing.
What are you doing?
Ms. Okuro is amazing!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But...
If you say it, we'll doubt you.
If you say it, you don't know about us at all.
If you say it, we don't know about you either.
Do you know that we are a team of two?
We know, we know.
It's hard work, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, so...
We, Shizuru-san and you two...
Let's do our best to become friends with the team!
Let's do our best!
I like you.
I like you, too.
No, no, no.
Why are you laughing?
No, it's not like that.
Let's do our best!
It's like that.
You're reading it randomly and you're just saying it.
It's like that.
I thought it was like this.
I'm nervous.
First, it's a secret talk.
Then, Serika and Yamada, let's do our best!
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Secret talk?
Secret talk.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Let's do our best!
Oh, wait a minute.
Did you fall down?
No, it's not rain.
It's almost complete.
Then, secret talk, start!
Hi, I'm Serika Nagano.
I'm going to talk about today's MC.
I always talk about Miki-san.
When I heard that Miki-san wasn't here, I was so shocked.
I was looking forward to meeting you, but I was so shocked.
But I'm so honored to meet you, Shizuru-san.
I've seen you on TV before.
I don't know what kind of game you play, but I hope I can learn a lot about you and work with you in the future.
Thank you for having me.
Hi, I'm Nanami Yamada, the representative of Hyogo Prefecture.
I'm so happy that Shizuru-san isn't here today.
I've heard that Murakami-san is better than you.
But I don't think Ikeda-san is better than you.
I'm going to aim for that position. Thank you for having me.
Where do you want me to aim for?
I want you to kill me.
I'm not that kind of person.
Do you know me?
I went to see your live performance.
I know you pretty well.
It's already started, right?
First of all, it's a project.
Secret emergency project!
We're going to perform together this time.
We don't know each other very well.
So we want to do a live performance for each other.
Each of us will do our own job.
That's right.
Since we don't know each other very well,
Shizu will do a skit for us.
Can I do it?
I'm happy.
From now on...
Can I do it?
What kind of skit is this?
This is a good one.
What do you mean by sending a skit that isn't funny to the radio?
Let's see Shizuru's skit.
Please.
Why am I nervous?
We're going to do a skit from now on.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
We'll do it properly.
Skit.
Which one is included in the game?
Out of 8 losses.
This one.
Why do I always get it right?
Let's do it again.
You don't have to do it. It's easy for you to understand.
Which one is it?
Why do you hit me?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
It's really easy to understand.
That's easy to understand?
I've noticed!
Okay, one more time.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's read in a left and right pattern.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like a left and right pattern.
It's more fundamental.
Which one?
It's like this.
Oh, it's like this?
It's not like that.
Oh.
It's this one!
Why do you hit me?
I don't know.
Why do you hit me?
You've said it ten times in a row.
You're disgusting!
It's your line!
What?
Your face is disgusting.
My face is disgusting?
Either one of them.
It's on your face.
Oh, is it?
Your face is an arrow.
My face is an arrow?!
Is it that obvious?
It's obvious.
But I want to do something about it.
You want to do something about it?
Then hide your face.
Oh!
I see.
Either one of them.
Don't look at me.
Just hide your face.
Okay, okay.
Which one?
This one!
I don't know about this one.
Because you've shown your face earlier.
Right and left.
You're kidding me, Ikeda!
You're kidding me!
This is horror!
Huh?
It's this one!
You're getting hit!
Your face is showing!
Didn't you know?
What is this?
Do you like it?
I can't do it.
There's no way you can do it.
Okay.
Put your hand like this.
Oh!
Then I don't know which one you're looking at.
Oh, okay.
Oh...
That's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
Let's do it again.
Okay, okay.
Which one?
I don't know about this one.
Because you've shown your face earlier.
Whee!
It's not "gashan"!
It's this one!
You're getting hit!
I said "gashan"!
What is "gashan"?!
You said it!
Then show me your example!
There's no example!
Just do it normally!
Here we go!
Which one?
You don't have to show your face.
Which one?
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
It's in the right.
Can you hear me? It's in the right. It's in the right.
You're tricking me.
It's in the right, right? It's in the right.
This way? How do you know?
I'm scared of you!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
Shut up! Shut up! Stop it!
Oh, good, good! Can you do it?
When you were on "King", the finalists were losing in the finals.
How was it?
It was fun!
I'm glad.
I know you don't know me well, but I do things like this.
I know that, too!
No, I don't know you that well.
I'm still far away from you, so I'm close to a wall.
Don't be so scared!
I don't do anything.
Thank you for introducing yourselves.
Next up is Team 8. What will you be doing?
We'll be doing a mini-live!
Really?!
Yay!
It's our first time!
Please watch it!
You can't watch it up close like this!
Thank you!
Everyone, please stand by!
Oh, excuse me.
Wow.
This is amazing!
Oh, wow!
Wow!
They even prepared a flashlight!
Wow!
Oh!
This is...
But this makes me a little excited!
But...
This is just a simple festival of happiness!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's not like Team 8 or anything like that!
This really is a festival of happiness!
A festival of happiness?!
A festival of happiness!
This is for business.
Oh, it's a festival for business.
This is amazing!
It's a luxury to be able to watch this up close!
What should we do?
Why are you wearing dirty underpants?
Amazing!
I'm happy!
And the four of us in Kansai...
Right?
The four of us in Kansai...
The space in the back...
The space in the back... is empty, right?
Someone is going to come out of it, right?
Don't raise weird hurdles!
There are four of us, right?
Let's go!
Let's get started!
Team 8's "Secretly Sizzling Park"!
Whoa!
No way!
Amazing!
Amazing, amazing...
Whoa!
Whoa, amazing!
It came out!
Like you've never seen before!
Wow, there's a lot of them!
What?!
It's getting harder and harder!
It's coming out!
It's not gonna end like this, is it?!
Just like this...
Huh? It's coming out one by one!
Oh, at first it was like this!
Wait a minute...
B!
48!
It's coming out!
You're going to reverse the match?!
I missed you, I missed you, I missed you, yes!
I did it naturally!
If you don't want to say it, you don't have to do it!
You don't have to do it like that.
I've seen this before!
This is amazing!
Because you're more important to me than anyone else,
I wanted to tell you how I feel.
If you like me, let's say you like me.
Let's not fool around and be honest.
If you don't like me, let's say you don't like me.
If you like me, let's say you like me.
Hey!
And then, and then...
That's good!
Say it as many times as you like!
And...
What did you think of it?
Yes!
And...
What did you think of it?
Yes!
Yeah!
What did you think of it?
What did you think of it?!
Hey!
Did you want to meet us?!
Yes!
Hello, everyone!
We are...
AKB48 Team 8!
Hello!
Yay, Team 8!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for coming to Shizuru Park in Kansai Department Store today!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Shizuru-san, are you excited?!
Yay!
Thank you!
Yay, yay!
The first song was AKB48's representative song "Aitakatta"!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Now, let me introduce today's members!
Momo-chan, what should we do with the topic?
Yes!
Today's topic is "dress-up introduction"!
Let's introduce ourselves like a queen!
Let's start with Na-chan!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Dress-up?!
Shizuru!
We're going to do a catchphrase now, okay?
Yes!
Alright, San San Nanami Byoushi!
One, two!
Pi-pi-pi!
Pi-pi-pi-pi!
Nanami!
Nice to meet you!
Hi, I'm Yamada Nanami, representative of Hyogo Prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
What's with you?!
Why is it like this?!
It's amazing that you're doing an "s" with San San Nanami Byoushi!
It's amazing!
Yes!
We're going to deliver this catchphrase to Shizuru!
Yes!
We're Irojiro from 48 Group 1!
I'm Nagano Serika, representative of Osaka Prefecture!
I'm 17 years old!
What's with the "s"?!
What's with this?!
I'm "m"!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
It's there, right?!
We have to do it with our own themes!
What's with you?!
You're "m"?!
I'm "m" so nice to meet you!
It's our first time doing it as a group!
It's our first time doing it as a group?!
It's our first time doing it as a group!
We only knew that we were Irojiro!
Okay, here we go!
Hey, Shizuru!
Can you say "nao" now?
Got it?!
"nao"?
Yes!
Here we go!
Everybody!
"nao"!
Thank you!
She's kind!
Don't be shy!
She's not an "s" either!
I'm a man from Kyoto!
Nice to meet you!
She's not an "s" either!
That's funny!
Okay!
I know it's sudden, but I have a question!
What's Shizuru's favorite color?
Color?
Favorite color!
Blue!
Is it wrong?
Favorite color!
I asked you about your favorite color!
Favorite color!
There is one!
Blue!
What is it?
Me?
Red!
But, but, that is... One, two...
Purple!
Ah, purple song!
Yes, thank you. I'm Onishi Momoka, representative of Nara Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Yay!
It's live!
Live! It's really live! Even the MC!
Next, please listen to our team song!
"Adrenaline" in adolescence!
Here it is!
Ah, nice!
You're good!
Ah, love is really cool!
Lately I can't sleep at all, oh oh!
My energy is running low, oh oh!
My power is at its limit, oh oh!
Even if it's love, if you know it, will your heart burn?
There's nothing exciting around your heart,
you can just sing and dance to your heart's content!
"Adrenaline" in adolescence!
The girl said it first!
There's nothing impossible!
One, two, three, four, five!
"Adrenaline" in adolescence!
Even the sky can hear it now!
What will you do now?
Do you like it?
Sing and dance, oh oh oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh oh oh!
I can see it now!
The mountain!
We can see it now!
The mountain!
Wow!
I'm sleepy.
Oh, you saw it.
I saw it.
A girl is always the best.
Nothing is impossible.
One, two, three, go.
Sing and dance.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
A girl is trying to use her power.
Even if it hurts, I'm in a good mood.
It's a waste not to do something.
Go for the path of justice.
I'm still trying to move forward.
I got it! Isn't it "tachirosu" dance?
What is it?
It's "tachirosu" dance!
"tachirosu" dance?
I got it!
It's cool!
"tachirosu" dance
It's cool!
Sorry, I'm not a clown.
I'm singing live.
I'm singing live with you, Ain!
I'm happy!
It's cool!
It's "tachirosu" dance!
It's intense!
Let's dance to the beat!
Wow! You're so cool!
You're so cool!
Shake, shake, shake! Let's have fun!
Life is so natural!
No matter what we do, we're cool!
Here, here, here we go!
Hooray!
Wow!
Amazing!
This is fun, Hachinosu Dance!
I'm exhausted!
This is crazy!
You got it, right?
This is exhausting!
You said that in three songs, but you've done dozens of songs already.
Yes.
Wow...
So, we've listened to "Adrenaline" by Shishunki and "Hachinosu Dance" for two songs in a row.
Hooray!
Mr. Shishunki, how was it?
It was awesome!
Hooray!
Wow!
Hey!
This is really luxurious, performing in front of you like this.
Hooray!
And it's a live song.
We didn't use any background music.
No, it was just normal.
You know...
Up until now, when I've been working with idols for 15 years,
there have been people who talk back.
Yes, there are.
It's amazing!
It's a dance where you can hear their breathing properly.
It's wonderful.
That's great.
Yes, it is.
Now, the next song has become the last song.
What?!
It's the most important song of us, Team 8.
Please listen to it!
"To the Wonderful City" by 47!
They'll say it, so leave it to me!
Why do you say it?
Looking up at the blue sky, are you thinking of someone?
I want to see you right now, I like someone like you
When I find something happy, I want to share it with you
Then let's go to that wonderful city and sing a song
I'm excited about my favorite car and I want to go there
Nara!
Kyoto!
Kyogo!
Osaka!
Then let's go to that wonderful city and sing a song
I'm excited about my favorite car and I want to go there
I want to go to that wonderful city and sing a song
One day, everything will be back to normal and we'll be friends all over Japan and we'll be smiling
I'm excited about my favorite car and I want to go there
Yay!
Wow, that's great!
Thank you!
This is a luxury!
I'm a little excited!
It's amazing!
I don't usually watch live performances, so I don't know.
That's right.
This is how amazing idols and team leaders are.
There were four songs today, but you changed costumes and sang several songs.
I'm sorry.
That's amazing!
You showed me your best.
My best!
Your best!
When I see you in your best, I can see each of your characters.
Really?
Ohta is the type of person who gets excited when she sees fans' eyes.
I know that!
She's happy when she sees fans' faces.
I can see that you're that type of person.
That's amazing!
You can see that!
That's amazing!
Also, Yamada-san.
Yamada-san, too.
Yes.
You don't really show your fans' faces.
I don't show them.
You don't really show them.
But you might look at them sometimes.
I see.
That's amazing.
He's analyzing it.
That's amazing!
Onishi-san.
Onishi-san doesn't show his fans' faces that much in live performances like this.
What?
He doesn't show his fans' faces that much in live performances like this.
But you show your fans' faces during handshakes.
I looked at them a lot, but they didn't look at me at all.
Then, I might have turned my back on you.
That's right.
What are you doing?
You turned your back on me.
What are you doing?
You naturally turned your back on me.
What are you doing?
I was looking at you.
That's not good.
But, Nagano-san doesn't look at you directly.
She looks at her fans when she notices you.
That's nice.
It's like a warm hug.
Who are you?
I don't know you.
I don't know you at all.
Who did you like?
I like you as a whole.
But you often do this for people you don't like.
It's true.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It's amazing.
There's a part where you four laugh.
Why do we have to do a live show in Shizuru?
No, no, no.
If we talk about this space, it's a little...
It's not like this, but it's narrow.
And it's really high up here.
It's hard to dance.
But we're used to it.
Because there are 47 people on one stage.
It's hard to dance at that time.
It's really narrow.
You can't stretch your arms.
So it's good to dance lightly and well.
Did you practice for this day?
Just now.
Oh, just now.
Practice right before.
I just asked you if you did it.
You have a period of time.
But it was great, the live show.
How was it?
How do you feel when you dance?
Is it fun?
It's fun.
Is that so?
Is there such a fundamental thing for idols?
Is it fun to dance?
That's amazing.
But are you embarrassed?
You two...
Are you embarrassed now?
I'm embarrassed.
Oh, really?
I'm embarrassed.
Sometimes you look at yourself objectively.
Are you looking at me?
Sometimes you become calm for a moment.
I'm embarrassed.
But it's great.
You showed your true self as an idol.
I enjoyed it.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
Now, please enjoy the members' private talk. Ota- chan, Onishi-chan, please.
You don't seem tired at all.
But we really do a lot of things.
If it's a nationwide tour, we do dozens of songs.
Now, the members' private talk starts.
Well, Shizuru-san is amazing.
Murakami-san used to come to EIGHT a lot, so I knew him a little.
Ikeda-san, nice to meet you.
I went to see a manzai once before.
But I went to see Miki-san.
But it was really interesting and I wanted to go again.
I was really happy.
I hope Ikeda-san will also want to go to EIGHT's live.
I want to grasp my heart today.
I'm Momoka Onishi, representative of Nara Prefecture.
Shizuru-san is often seen on TV, and it's amazing to meet you in person today.
Murakami-san came to my live show the other day and wrote on Twitter that "Amano Jakubatta won."
I was in the center of that song at the time, and I was happy to be praised like that.
I also followed you on Twitter, so I'll do my best to get you to follow me next time! Thank you!
I haven't done it yet.
The live show hasn't been announced yet, but I'd like to move on to the next corner.
The next corner is "Gatchiri EIGHT Challenge"!
This corner is a challenge project where we work together to improve the teamwork of the members.
Ikeda-san will judge at the end how much you have become one.
This is so boring!
This is Rika's way of doing it.
This challenge is "Answer the tricky questions! Giri Giri EIGHT"!
Now we need to get to know each other better, so I'll ask you a question.
I'll ask you whether you can answer it or not.
And since it's EIGHT, if you can't answer eight of them, you'll clear it.
If you can answer it, you'll clear it.
I see.
Please don't be nervous and answer actively.
Usually, it may be a difficult question to answer, but I'd like to see you get together and become one.
I'd like you to race against Hachinosu Dance.
That's true.
Let's get started!
The first question is...
Here it is!
Which member had the biggest fight in EIGHT?
A fight?
I don't think so.
It's okay if one of you can answer this question.
By the way, have you ever had a big fight?
Yes, I have.
That's good!
I'm happy.
You have a fight behind your eyes, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I do.
Who is it?
Can you say it?
No, I can't say it at all.
Then it's okay!
What is it?
It's been four years since we formed a team, and it's our fifth year.
We had a fight when we weren't even one year old.
The Kansai members' representative of Shiga Prefecture, Hama Saira-chan.
Good morning.
I'm this girl.
Why?
We have a lot of fights.
You have a lot of fights.
Basically, you don't get along.
We got along very well at first.
You got along well.
Hama Saira-chan likes online games, so we decided to do manzai.
We were going to perform manzai on a tour or something like that.
When we decided to do manzai together, the atmosphere got really bad and we stopped talking.
So the reason for the fight is the same as when you say you're a comedian?
Is it because you're not good at making jokes?
Or...
She's done it a lot of times.
I think she's done it about five times.
Do you watch it?
I do.
But we fight about five times and we don't get along.
You don't get along as comedians?
I think so.
But you get along, right?
Yes, we get along.
But you don't get along as comedians?
That's right.
We don't get along.
So you don't fight unless you do manzai?
Yes.
So we don't do manzai anymore.
It's not good if you two just hang out like this.
That's right.
But you two are that serious about comedy?
Yes.
Because you want to make something good.
If it's just a flow of words, it doesn't matter.
That's right.
You got into a fight because of your strong feelings for comedy.
Yes.
So...
Nagaru-san, do you like Audrey?
I like them both.
I like Shizuru-san too.
Nagaru-san, what kind of comedy do you like?
The one just now.
Hey!
She's just doing it with the instant information just now.
Next question.
I want you to say seven more.
Iga-san, please ask the question.
Yes.
Which team member has different face and makeup?
I want to know this!
Team members?
They're all cute.
Is there anyone who can answer this question just in time?
Really?
By the way, is there anyone who is floating in your head?
Yes!
Who is it?
Can you say it?
But...
It's not here.
Really?
Say it.
If you say "ah"...
"Ah"...
Then, it's that.
Everyone, please try to say it.
"Ah"...
Ah, I see.
I see.
But can you answer? She doesn't have her own permission.
It's okay.
What? The reason is...
It's okay.
Okay, okay.
Now, who is it from which prefecture?
It can't be helped.
Yes, I'm Utada Hatsuka-san, the representative of Aichi Prefecture.
Oh, is that so?
But she's still young and doesn't usually wear makeup at all.
She's wearing glasses.
So, when she does her makeup, it doesn't change at all.
Ah, I see.
Originally, she's cute, but...
Originally...
Furthermore...
Yes, Gucci.
The reason why her makeup and her face are different is...
Rather than her bare face falling down, her bare face and her wings...
Ah, no, no, no.
Um...
I'm not talking about whether she's originally cute or not.
No, um...
The reason why her face is different is...
You're bad.
The reason why her face is different is...
That's all I can say.
Um...
The reason why her face is different is...
Utada Hatsuka-san from Aichi Prefecture.
Yes, okay.
That's fast.
Yes, yes.
That's amazing, that misread.
Yes, yes.
Next...
Next question, what should we say?
It's pretty okay.
She's saying it.
But I think it was pretty close.
That's right.
Yes, I'll say it.
Here it is!
To be honest...
Kousei's left side is...
Well, I guess you can't say that.
You can't say it, right?
What did you say?
You can't say it, right?
Me, me, me again.
Saku-san's bad side is...
It's not Miki, but Kousei's bad side.
Kousei's bad side is...
Well, you're a good person today, but just say what you don't like.
Can I say it?
Yes.
What is it?
She's about to take her hat off.
It's okay.
It was a broadcast earlier, and there was a girl named Maria and when I saw her I got excited and like...
What are you doing? Say it for me.
What's going on?
You stood up.
I've been saying that. I thought it was creepy.
Oh you were about to say it.
It was like "taditsu" and I was like "charatto" but I didn't like it.
I don't like it.
You just said you have a standing nipple.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
Who wants to know about it?
You don't have to apologize.
It's true.
You have a standing nipple, don't you?
At least let me meet you.
You have a troublesome nipple.
That's right.
You have a troublesome nipple.
How about the other members?
For example, Kosei.
If you say what you think to Kosei...
It's a little weak.
Weak?
What?
Just now.
For example...
It's a little smelly.
When you are MCing,
how do you feel about it?
When you stand next to me and look at my skin,
I feel like I have a white powder on my face.
It's falling off.
Your skin is white.
It's a little noticeable.
It's a little dirty.
Kosei might be like that.
His neck may be a little dirty.
To be honest, I can't fix it.
I see. Sometimes you feel like that.
This is good.
It's good.
Is it weak?
Do you want me to go a little more?
Is it okay?
Next.
Because powder comes out.
Let's go next.
I think it's pretty good.
Next is...
Sweat!
Honestly, what do you hate about sweat?
I can't tell.
Is there anything you hate about sweat?
But I want to know the opposite.
I can't think of anything.
You can't think of anything?
For example, a face that you know is popular.
I see.
A face that you know is popular.
I think that A-sei and Kousei have higher effect.
Especially I-sei.
Is there anyone who wants to see A-sei's monster face?
I think Murad is really kind.
Really?
Is that pure kindness?
Like Murad is trying to get closer to I-sei.
I don't think so.
But team mates and buddies are not allowed to date, right?
So I think that's why.
I see.
Is there anyone who would like to exchange numbers with you if you graduated?
He said it like a brother.
He said it like a brother?
Yes, about Kansai members.
And...
A-sei doesn't have everyone's wallets.
Stop it.
If you have everyone's wallets, why don't you take other people's wallets?
Is it okay?
Anyway, I'm going to say it today.
No, no, no!
Then...
No, no, no!
I haven't taken it yet.
No, no, no!
I haven't taken it yet.
Pass, pass, pass!
Is it okay? I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
I can't even cut it.
You can't even cut it?
I can't even cut it.
You're sure about it, aren't you?
No, no, no, wait a minute.
No, no, Ikena-san, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making an excuse like this, but you said something like a thief, like Asahi, didn't you?
When you said that, your acting was too good.
Oh, really?
It was like, "Really?"
I was scared when you said it.
Don't get angry.
No, say it a little bit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Your acting when you joke around is too good.
Yeah, it's too good.
I thought you were saying it for real.
It's good.
Oh, cute.
Hey, stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop doing that in front of me.
It's like when you do it to your pet.
Okay, next up is...
This one.
What do you hate about Kansai dialect?
Let's be honest about this.
Yes.
Oh, that's fast!
That's fast!
Look at Ikena-san's face!
You're really a "m".
I said "m" like that, but it's pretty "s" now.
Let's go, let's go.
You have to say it properly like this.
I don't like polo shirts and yellow things.
Oh, clothes.
I don't like clothes.
I like clothes that look like people at a gas station.
What? Polo shirts?
Polo shirts and shorts.
And it's yellow and pretty...
And it's short pants.
I like idol-like clothes.
I like this one.
Today...
Today we had a concert, but...
I like this one.
Oh, you don't like it.
You don't like it.
It really feels like a convenience store clerk.
Even though you're an idol.
I see!
We're idols.
Even though you're an idol.
Let's doubt their taste a little.
It's not like that at all.
The cute one is better.
Let's fix this.
I see.
This is good!
It's good, right?
Didn't you think so?
Everyone...
Let's say it.
It was originally a parker.
It's this one.
It's cute.
It's like a skateboarder you like.
It's yellow.
It's like a skateboarder you like.
It's cute.
No, no, no.
It's cute at the end, but it's not a polo.
Okay, we only have one question left.
We couldn't get eight questions in total.
Wouldn't it be great if we could do it like this?
That's right.
Then, the last one is this one!
To be honest, Shizuru is the most...
You're mean!
Shouldn't we ask this after the show is over?
- Honestly... - I'm scared of this kind of thing.
It really depends on your answers whether it's OK or not.
But if you say the truth, it's barely OK, right?
- Sincerely. - I'm happy.
- I'm happy.
- No, no, no.
I'm asking you because I'm happy.
I don't know if it's true or not.
But I'm asking you how you spent the past hour.
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
I can't even pick up the microphone.
I don't like it when people say bad things about me.
- To protect you? - To protect me?
How was it? Let's hear it properly.
Because next week... No, next week.
There's another week.
- Compared to two weeks? - Yes, yes, yes.
Compared to two weeks.
- That's... - No, you have to say it clearly.
If you don't say it, it'll be like your unity.
Then... Then...
We'll close our eyes.
- OK. - OK.
We'll add up which was better, Miki or Shizuru.
Is it starting now?
- No, it's... - This time...
This time's MC and the past Miki and Shizuru MC...
Think about it.
Which one was easier for you to do?
- As an MC? - Yes.
- Yes, as an MC. - Yes.
- We're closing our eyes. - Yes.
- Wait a minute. - Here we go.
- First of all... - Sincerely.
- Really, really. - Think about it seriously.
First of all...
MC Shizuru...
Raise your hand if you think it was better.
- Really? - What does that mean?
Then raise your hand if you think Miki was better.
- What's with that "oh"? - Is it over?
- I don't know. - Is it "oh" for deception?
- Can we watch it now? - Yes, we can.
If you don't say it, we'll look forward to it.
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- That's it for "Gassiriate Challenge"! - Yes!
- What is it? - It's over in no time! - Yes!
- The last one is today's "Secret Karaoke"! - Yes!
- Mr. Unif, who sang solo in the ending, will choose the member who worked the hardest. - Yes!
- The chosen member can do "Secret Karaoke", right? - Yes!
- Please do it! - Yes!
I'll announce it!
Today's solo song is...
- Mr. Unif! - Eh?
- I'm surprised! - What is it?
- Well, I think it's revolutionary for him to choose a member with different face and makeup. - Ah!
- That's... - Eh?!
- If I were Mr. Unif, I would never say it! - He has a bad personality!
- That's amazing! - It's normal for men to say that!
- Great! - It's surprising for him to choose a member like that!
- Great! - Well then, we'll say goodbye while listening to today's ending song composed by Mr. Unif!
- What is it? Please! - Ah, it's high intensity, right?
- No, no, no... - No, really, it's amazing, you made it excited!
- No, no, no... - No, really, you made it excited!
- No, no, no... - It's SCU!
Who in the world am I running for?
When I think about it, I just want to stop
No matter what I think, I don't know where I'm heading
There must be a flat and easy road
When you feel like you're about to crash, look at the wind and smile
Just get as close to your dream as the wheels of a Ferrari you drove around
Your breath gets tired and you start sweating
The steep uphill road continues
Just get as close to your dream as the wheels of a Ferrari you drove around
That's it for today.
Goodbye!