AISubs v3.5
First one up! Rock, paper, scissors!
We lost.
First one up! Rock, paper, scissors!
We won!
We started with sudden rock-paper-scissors, but from now on we will renew it!
Each time, each member will be the secret MC for the opening segment.
And the rock-paper-scissors that decides who will be the secret MC today is...
I became the secret MC!
Congratulations!
First generation, first generation.
Okay, let's... let's...
You're cute!
Okay, let's get started!
AKB48 Team 8's Kansai Applause!
Kansai, we're number one! Thank you!
We did it!
Yay, applause!
Opening, yay!
Thank you!
The MC changes first, right?
Yes!
So, the first segment is this!
Comparison and applause!
In this segment, we will compare Team 8 and Kansai members with various themes...
...and use those differences in numbers!
Sounds fun!
Today's theme is...
How many days do you exchange used bath towels?
So, these are bath towels you use after you take a bath...
...but how many days do you exchange them?
Please answer honestly!
Yes!
Everyone...
Be honest!
Be honest and write it on the board!
Don't say you're an idol or something like that!
Yes, that's right!
Luka Luka-chan, you write it too!
Yes!
How do you write it?
How many days?
So, you exchange it in one day?
Yes!
Did you write it?
Yes!
Did you write it, everyone?
Yes!
One, two...
Again! Again!
Again!
Stop it! Stop it!
How many times do you exchange it?
We win! We win!
We win!
Let's go! One, two...
Ta-dah!
Oh, I see.
Once a day.
We spend a lot of time together, but...
One!
Yamada is like...
Yes.
Sometimes it's like...
We have a lot of relatives.
At my house.
A lot?
Yes, yes, yes. Sometimes we have dozens of people.
Sometimes we use the day with my parents and my mother.
Yes, yes, yes!
But we change it once a day.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sometimes with children.
Oh, I see.
Once a day.
Do you have siblings?
We are a family of four.
When we were little...
It's not like that now, but...
In the past, my dad was my brother and my mom was me.
I see.
It wasn't fun at all.
Do you have a reason to change it every day?
A reason to change it every day!
Because...
I want to keep it clean!
That's right.
But girls can change it, right?
Girls can change it!
I think girls can show their feminine power there.
Where do you show it?
I haven't seen it.
Nobody has seen it.
No one has seen it.
It's feminine to do it in a strange place.
Can you forgive it if you do it for a few days?
At most...
One day?
At most one day.
Oh, one day!
Ah, Seri is a little bit...
A little bit.
Ah...
I'm a little bit.
Ah...
I'm a little bit.
Maybe once every two days.
Ah...
Maybe once every two days.
Maybe once every three days.
Once a day?
Once a day.
That's how it is!
Ah...
That's right.
It's almost like...
But you can usually change it.
Yeah.
For people who live alone, it might take you a week.
To change it.
That's right.
That's a part of it.
It's like living in your parents' house.
Ah, something came up!
What is it?
So, the average value of Kansai members is...
One day!
So, it's decided!
There's a lot of commemorative days.
By the way, the average number of people who wash their faces every day is about 50%.
That's a lot of people.
The number of people who wash their faces once every two or three days is about 40%.
The number of people who wash their faces more than that is about 10%.
Don't you forget about the bath?
You're misunderstanding the bath.
I know. It's left and right, isn't it?
It's 50% every day.
There's only 50% of people who wash their faces.
How about these people?
Let's call them!
Mixer!
Hi!
I'm also a regular customer.
I asked for it.
Does it suit me?
It's cute.
High school.
It says "high school".
Yuka, you're a good MC.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Yay!
At first, I was a little embarrassed.
You were a little embarrassed.
I was a little scared.
Aren't you scared?
Are you?
How about it?
How many days do we use the bath?
We use it for one week.
Maybe it's not for one week.
The smell!
I don't know.
To be honest, you're clean.
My family does it for me.
I have to do it myself.
I have to wash myself every day.
You don't wash yourself every day.
Do you know?
Every time I take off my clothes, I have bacteria.
Bacteria, bacteria, bacteria!
Every time I take off my clothes, I have bacteria, bacteria, bacteria!
But if you do that, the bacteria will disappear, right?
Yes.
What?
It won't disappear, right?
If you say it like that, don't worry about it.
You can't live like that.
Really?
That's about it.
What do you think of people who don't buy bath towels for a week?
What do you think of it?
When Kousei came in for the rehearsal,
I thought, "Huh? It stinks."
Did you say that?
To be honest...
To be honest?
It stinks like this in the morning.
I thought it was going to stink.
Do you have a bus?
My wife stays at home for a week too.
You're holding it in.
I'm working hard.
My wife is also dirty today.
It's not like that.
I thought it would be like this.
One day is not enough.
It's hard for a family.
Really.
If you think about your family, you can't use it for a week.
No, no.
It stinks a little.
Sometimes it doesn't stink that much.
But about four days later, it doesn't stink anymore.
It's been a few years.
It's really starting to stink.
It's the best year.
If you use it for about a week,
I guess girls are like that.
It's going to be wet.
Don't you think it's cute?
No.
It's clean.
Because you're an idol.
I'm an idol.
I'm not a strawberry.
I'm an idol.
It's a little renewal this time.
Ota-chan is in charge of this time.
We're not in sync.
I thought we were in sync the other day.
I'm busy.
Everyone's outfit is summer-like.
It's good.
It's like Wakayama.
It's like an interest in pools.
That's good.
But it's cute.
It's a part-time job in the summer.
What about the back?
It's like this.
It's cute.
I'm trying to stand out in the summer.
It's hot in the park.
Mr. Stassan said it, too.
That's right.
Mr. Stassan's part.
It's like "Nakama".
It's true.
Yay! Nakama!
I'm not forcing you to say it.
Mr. Stassan isn't in sync, either.
He's just standing there.
No, no, no.
There's nothing going on.
But we're all in sync.
Yes, yes, yes.
The corner in the show is also a little renewal.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's a secret talk with the emcee and the members.
I see.
That's why Ruka-chan is always in charge of it.
Let's get started.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yamada-chan and Serika-chan, please.
It's hard to be chosen as an emcee.
It's like Yamada-chan and Serika-chan.
Ruka-chan said it, too, but is it okay?
Ruka-chan is in charge of the two-shot talk.
I see.
That's right.
It's hard to be an emcee from now on.
But we're going to need it.
Emceeing power.
We usually leave it to you.
You cut your hair for the audition, didn't you?
That's right. I cut it. How is it?
This is...
It's much better than my hair.
It's messed up.
It's a mess.
No matter how you think about it,
I think everyone should have this hairstyle.
That's how cute it is.
I'm so happy. Thank you.
You found it, didn't you?
Let's get started.
Secret two-shot talk, start!
Hello.
It's a secret talk.
I'd like to ask you what you want to do with CONCEPTS.
First of all, from Yamada.
I want to go outside.
I like going outside more than being in a room.
I want to go outside and do something with everyone.
Seri-chan, a little...
I missed it.
I want to go outside and do something.
That's right.
I've been doing it in this studio for a long time.
Is there anywhere you want to go?
Somewhere?
It's summer now.
I want to go to the beach or the pool.
Something like that.
In Kansai area?
In Kansai area.
I think the viewer rating will go up.
I really want to make it come true someday.
That's right.
Thank you.
It was Yamada.
Next up is Seri.
Hello.
I made a mistake earlier.
It's a three-shot.
I made a mistake earlier. I'm sorry.
What do you want to do at Seri's concert hall?
I...
I can't do it in this space,
but I'd like to get customers in and do something.
Like a public recording.
That's true. That sounds fun.
I'd like to do that.
I also want to go outside.
I'd like to...
I'd like to ride a roller coaster with everyone.
In Osaka...
Universal Studios Japan.
I'd like to go.
I'd like to do a recording with everyone.
I'd like to.
I hope it works out.
Let's go for it.
Yay!
It's difficult.
She's just wandering around in front of the camera.
It's not like "wow"
It's difficult.
Let's move on to the new segment.
The new segment is "Eight Challenge"!
It's been a year and a half since the program started.
This is the current situation.
It's you guys.
You guys.
It's been a year and a half and you guys are gradually changing.
You've become adults.
Four years have passed since you formed a team.
In order to enhance teamwork,
we're going to do a challenge project together in this segment.
Yes, we are thinking of concluding it.
How much we have become one,
this is a project to test how deep the bonds between the members are.
Ase-kun, Ase-sensei will judge.
Ase-sensei.
Ase-sensei sounds like "sensei" a lot.
Ase-sensei.
Shut up!
You're not the main character.
We're the main characters! Come out!
I'm going to film you as soon as you come out.
This is not our show.
This is Team A's show.
Everyone, put together a scrum and grab the hearts of your fans.
Good luck.
Oh, nice. You're grabbing it.
Oh, you're grabbing it.
Ruka-chan, move over a little.
Oh, nice.
Ruka-chan, move over a little.
Oh, you're grabbing it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, you're grabbing it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, you're grabbing it.
I can't see the end of it.
You started it.
You should make an ending for it.
This time's challenge is "Eating 8 of the same pot of rice and eating it all."
With that said...
Yes!
Eight!
No, no, no.
Eating the same pot of rice and being connected by strong bonds is called "eating."
With that said, this time we're going to eat 8 of the same pot of rice with 5 teammates.
The time limit is 20 minutes.
That's right!
I'm nervous!
But it's not just about the rice.
You can eat a lot of different things with the rice.
Please eat a lot of it.
Use it and eat a lot of it.
Yes!
Everyone, how's your stomach right now?
I'm hungry.
What did you eat?
I'm hungry.
The time is...
Well, we're recording right now, but it's still before lunch.
Yes.
But I'm hungry.
I ate breakfast and took a shower.
Oh, that's great!
That's just right!
Yes.
Then eating 8 of the same pot of rice with 5 teammates...
You guys don't have much confidence in any of the projects.
Let's see if we can do it or not.
Then, please give us 8 of the same pot of rice.
Wow, that's a lot of rice.
5 of you.
I don't think you can do it alone.
If I had 8 of them, I might be able to do it.
The first rice you have prepared is with sesame salt.
Sesame salt!
It's good.
Do you eat rice with sesame salt?
You don't eat it?
Oh, you don't.
Then you can do it.
I think you'll get tired of this rice, so if you want to change it, please press the bell.
1, 2, special.
There are 3 types of rice.
There are 3 types of rice in total.
There is also a special one, so please discuss with everyone and press the button.
When you say "now", right?
That's right.
Now!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Then, let's get started.
Then, "Gatchiri 8 Challenge", start!
Yay!
Let's do it!
Sensei!
You can't start from where you hold it.
You can't start from here.
You can't do that.
Sensei!
You can't do that.
Sensei!
Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
I'm sorry.
Take a bite and you might be devoured.
It's pretty heavy.
It's good.
You have to eat 8 servings of this.
It's the same amount as this.
That's right.
Has it already started?
Yes, it has.
Let's eat.
Let's eat first.
Let's eat, everyone.
Thank you for the meal.
Put your hands together.
Thank you for the meal.
We don't need that.
Put your hands together and say "thank you for the meal".
You're only eating.
Thank you for the meal.
Don't forget that we're recording.
It looks delicious.
What's that?
It looks like a lie.
Okay, Ruka.
Okay, it's ready.
Put some sesame salt.
That's right, everyone.
How is it?
It's good.
Sesame salt.
What is this show?
There's more.
Why did you think of doing this?
This show where you feed idols.
You're so rude.
I'll shut up.
Shut up and eat.
Please don't talk.
Of course, I know.
This is my job.
Even if you don't tell me, I'll do it.
My stomach is getting full.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying at all.
I know.
I'm sorry.
You didn't put anything on it.
Can you eat it as it is?
As it is?
I want a side dish for that.
It looks good.
I want a side dish.
Serika, you don't have to say that.
You don't have to say "idols" like that at all.
Eat it as it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't say "yes, yes, yes".
You don't have to say that either.
Eat it as it is.
I want a side dish for that.
What did you say?
A side dish.
You want a side dish?
I don't want it.
I want a side dish.
You want a side dish? I'll make it with sesame salt.
You said you want a side dish, but you didn't put anything on it.
You didn't put it on it. You didn't sprinkle it with sesame salt.
You said you wanted sesame salt, didn't you?
Sesame salt kakea.
Can you eat anything with seafood?
Oh, what's up?
I'm bored.
What?
I'm bored.
You're bored? That's fast.
Really?
If you're bored with this, you'll have a lot more later.
I think I'll eat a strawberry now.
I'll eat a little more.
What do you do with the button? Press it?
Let's talk about it and do it.
If you do it here...
Can I press it?
Let's press it.
Do you want me to press it?
I want you to press it.
Please press it.
Where do you want me to press it?
First of all...
Do you want to go to Bunaniichi?
Bunaniichi.
Yes!
Here's the first side dish.
Please open it.
Open!
Ta-da!
It's spicy!
First of all, it's perfect with rice.
Everyone's favorite fried chicken!
Please eat it!
Yay!
This will make you excited!
Is it good?
Who said "mayonnaise" on their own?
It's good!
What's with this rude video?
Making an idol eat only white rice and fried chicken
I've been putting up with fried chicken
What do you mean putting up with fried chicken?
I'm on a diet
Oh, you're on a diet
You don't have to do that to a young person like me
That's why I'm happy!
Fried chicken is good, isn't it?
It's really good
This fried chicken is good
It's really good
Is there anyone who likes fried chicken the most?
Fried chicken? Oh, you like it the most?
I love fried chicken, too!
When it comes to rice, it's fried chicken, isn't it?
This is going fast
It's good, everyone
Let's eat more and more of this!
Let's make money with this!
Why are you still stepping on sesame seeds?
That's enough! Just eat fried chicken!
Fried chicken doesn't taste good with rice, does it?
I don't know what you ate yesterday!
I don't know!
Eat it!
Let's eat more rice!
"Let's eat more rice!" That's the plan, isn't it?
Don't say it too soon!
Let's eat more rice!
There's still more!
That's the plan, isn't it?
Let's eat more rice!
Who eats the most of this?
Hmm... Hama?
Hama? Hama, go for it!
Hama-chan, you can do it!
I'm not in a good condition.
What?
I'm not in a good condition today.
Hey, you're not in a good condition. Where do you get that from? You've got sweet potato sauce on you too.
My mouth is big.
Your mouth is big? Then put it all in like this for now.
Oh! Oh! It's not going in!
Oh! It's going in! It's going in!
Let's keep going like that!
More and more!
Oh, good!
Hama-chan, you don't eat like that because you're a girl!
You put rice in front of your teeth!
You don't eat like that because you're a girl!
I don't eat like that because I'm an idol!
You put rice in front of your lower teeth!
That's it! That's it!
Hama-chan, you don't eat like that because you're a girl!
Now, here's a special meal for you!
What about the egg?
Here it is!
Shall we do it?
Yes!
Here it is!
Oh, what is it?
Ta-da!
Oh, my!
What is it?
Yes!
You have it, don't you, Luka-chan?
It brings back memories!
Here it is!
This is raw egg, and this is mentaiko (pollock roe)
This is for rice!
This is for Yamamoto!
Thank you!
You can eat it like this!
Is it okay?
It's okay!
It doesn't change that you're eating rice!
You can reduce the amount of rice!
If you do it like this, you can reduce it a little more!
It will overflow!
Eating too much rice makes me sick!
That's the plan, isn't it?
I'm starting to feel sick!
Eat it!
It's because you eat too much rice!
I'm about to throw up!
The rules are too strict!
There's still more!
Is there anyone who wants to eat it?
I want it!
The first bowl is already full!
If you don't eat the first bowl, you can't eat it!
You can't eat it!
I want to eat it, but I can't reduce it!
You have to eat it!
Yamada-chan!
That's good!
If you have the time to commentate, eat it yourself!
Yamada-chan can't do it!
Eat it yourself!
You can't reduce it at all!
There's still a lot of rice left!
It's full of rice!
It's not full of rice!
If you eat it, you can't eat it!
Everyone wants to eat it!
Don't eat too much rice!
Bunra will eat it!
Don't eat the bunra will eat!
Skin! Skin!
There's skin, so I can't eat it!
Even if you eat it, you can't eat it!
If you're sweating, you're a little scared!
It's a little skin, so it's okay!
This is okay!
If you're sweating like this!
What's wrong, Ama-chan?
I like it refreshing!
Is it refreshing?
If you put it like this, you can run!
It's only for today!
It's okay!
If Luka-chan says it's okay, it's okay!
Which rule did you follow?
Mentaiko!
Luka-chan will create a TKG!
There's also soy sauce!
What's wrong?
Wait a minute!
Yamada, what's wrong?
Stop it, Yamada!
Yamada-chan!
Eat it! Eat it!
You're amazing!
Yamada-chan is eating it for me!
You're amazing!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Can you hold it like this?
Oh, that's good!
On the contrary, the fans will get annoyed!
Girls who eat a lot of rice have the best effect!
That's right!
I love girls who eat a lot of rice!
I'll do my best!
Let's do our best!
I once went to McDonald's and ate only salad.
I think it's messed up!
Why did you go to McDonald's and eat only salad?
I thought you were weird!
You're good!
You're amazing!
You look like you've been watching "TV Champion" all along.
You look like you've been watching "Hayagui" all along.
Ruka-chan, do you want TKG?
Mentaiko.
I put mentaiko on it.
It looks good!
Thank you for the meal!
Doesn't this make you want to eat more?
Less, please!
Less, right?!
Yes, yes!
Sorry, sorry!
Less, right?!
Wait, wait!
Sorry, sorry!
I just realized there was such a request!
Eri-chan, less!
Less, right?!
It's a lot less!
I'm not going to die!
I'm not going to break like this!
Can you do it at this pace?
It's okay!
It's okay?
At your own pace!
You can do it as many times as you like!
That's right!
Like a bowl of rice!
A bowl of rice!
You're making fun of me!
What are you saying?!
You're making fun of me!
More and more!
Your IQ is increasing more and more!
You can't say proper words!
If you're done laughing, eat up!
I'll eat up!
Can you do it?!
How is it?!
Gochisousama deshita!
That's not the plan!
That's not it!
You saw it, didn't you?!
That's not the plan!
I'm full!
How much can you eat?!
Let's all eat less of this!
Of course!
Of course it is!
Then I'll have a bowl of rice too!
A bowl of rice case!
Let's all earn from it!
A bowl of rice was better!
Yamada-chan, you can probably eat it, right?
I can't eat it!
Me too!
Thank you!
Let's all eat less of it!
How is it, everyone?!
Isn't it starting to taste like it?!
It's starting to taste like it!
It's okay!
Let's all use it!
Let's use it!
Yuka-chan, are you okay?!
Tama-chan, are you gay?!
Are you okay?!
Are you hungry?!
Are you okay?!
Otomo?!
I want it!
Oni-chan, you said you wanted it!
I want it!
Otomo, can you eat it?!
Otomo, let's go!
Otomo, what will you do?!
Then...
Number 2?!
I'll go!
Now!
Now, everyone, let's eat the wonderful dish, our Miki's Manzai!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
We'll eat it while watching our Manzai.
Well, honestly, I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means.
Even if you say it yourself, I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means.
It looks delicious.
Yes.
Now, Miki-san's Manzai.
Suddenly...
Suddenly, I'm alone!
I can't even say it, so I thought you might know it.
You know it well, Ruka-chan.
Yes! Now, Miki and Otomo's Manzai!
Please!
While we eat!
I want you to watch this.
I want you to watch it.
What?
It's out! It's out!
What?
You're useful.
Was it here before?
Let's do something different.
Something different.
What should we do?
I've been into cooking lately.
What?
You like cooking?
Yes.
Curry.
Curry is good.
It's good!
You like curry, right?
I love curry.
I love chicken and beef curry.
Which one?
What do you mean chicken and beef curry?
They're both in it.
You like them.
I see.
I made curry yesterday.
What?
Don't you want to eat it?
I do.
I let you cook it all night. It's very good. Come and eat it.
I let you cook it all night?
Yes.
Curry?
Curry, yes.
So you let me cook it in either bed or blanket, right?
What?
What did you say?
You let me cook curry all night, right?
Yes.
So you let me cook it in either bed or blanket, right?
Pot!
What?
I cooked curry in a pot.
You cooked curry in a pot.
If I stayed with you, I would also cook it in a pot.
That's not possible.
You let me cook it in a blanket.
I let you cook it in a blanket?
Yes.
Then I'll let you cook curry in a blanket.
Then you'll have a messy blanket, right?
What am I doing?
What?
Cooking curry in a blanket in the middle of the night.
What's wrong with cooking curry in a blanket?
This is a real shadow blanket.
It's good.
What?
It's not like that.
This is a real shadow blanket.
If you do that, you won't be able to eat curry the next day.
You let me cook it in a pot to eat curry the next day.
That's right.
Why do you let me cook it in a pot?
It soaks in.
It's because it's soaked in.
No, I'd like you to cook it in a blanket.
Soaking it in a blanket means something else.
Soaking the curry in a blanket means it's delicious.
Soaking it in a blanket...
Look at me.
Soaking it in a blanket...
Don't look at me.
You!
Stop!
Soaking it in a blanket means something else.
If you do that, you won't be able to eat curry.
Curry is cooked in a pot.
What about curry bread?
Curry bread?
When curry bread comes home, I'll cook it in a pot or in a blanket.
What do you mean by "when curry bread comes home"?
I can't go home without buying curry bread.
That's right.
That curry pamma.
Curry pamma?
That's right.
Is it a pot or a blanket when curry pamma comes home?
It's a pot.
Is it a pot?
It's a blanket.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Okay.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
What's up with you guys?
Is it going well?
Yes, it is.
Really?
It's quite...
Is it going well with manzai?
It's going well.
It's fun.
Watching TV like this...
I see.
It's going well.
OK, OK.
A little bit is fine.
A little bit.
Change.
Change. OK, OK.
So you're a dog type, right?
Dog type. OK, OK.
Manzai went surprisingly well.
It was fun.
Is manzai going well?
It's going surprisingly well.
That's good.
Because you're watching TV.
I see.
You're eating while watching TV.
Wait a minute.
Yamada-chan, are you angry?
I can't eat this anymore.
You can eat it.
Eat it.
It's still only half.
Even if it's curry, it's still this much.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's still only half.
It's still not enough.
What's up with you?
I'm full. I'm full.
I'm full of your favorite cod roe and insects.
Insects are coming.
Cod roe is delicious.
5 minutes left.
5 minutes?
Shall we go for the last guest?
Shall we go?
The last guest.
Special.
Let's go for the special guest.
Special guest is this one.
Well, well, well, well.
Thank you.
The special guest is...
Please open it.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
The last additional menu is...
Luxury char siu.
Well, well, everyone.
I'd like you to say, "Wow, I'm happy."
But after eating fried chicken in Sasukino...
I don't think it's heavy.
I'd like you to think about it, everyone.
I'm sure it would have been better if it was pickled or pickled in the morning.
But after eating fried chicken in Sasukino...
Such a thick char siu.
I'm full just by eating rice.
That's right.
Char siu and fried chicken make me full again.
But we can eat more rice.
Let's eat one by one for now.
Just one bite.
Even if you lick it a little, it has a strong taste.
You can do it.
Okay.
Let's eat more.
Can I have more char siu?
This char siu is really good.
It's good.
It's good with rice.
But...
It's not bad, but...
It's hard to swallow.
It's not easy.
Let's go.
Aren't you hungry?
You ate catering earlier.
No, no, no. Eight is for girls.
We are also from Kansai and Hakusho.
You ate catering earlier. It was like pizza and pizza bread.
Don't say that.
It was like pizza and pizza bread and bread with red beans.
I don't know.
If you have time, you should eat by yourself.
No.
You are brothers.
You are sisters.
Let's eat, mom.
Really?
We can eat a lot.
You said it.
What is it? Do you think I am your childhood friend?
It's good. It feels good.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Do you want me to lift you up?
It's heavy.
Try this one.
It's really good.
You said "wow" and you took it out.
This is char siu.
You eat char siu with this sauce.
Do you know this sauce?
Did you eat it?
Big brother!
Big brother, you are amazing!
Big brother!
I think I will fall in love with you.
You are cool!
I like people who eat a lot.
I will fall in love with you.
You are cool!
You are cool, big brother!
I love you!
Are you underestimating me?
I am not underestimating you!
Eat! Eat!
You have only 2 minutes left!
Please eat the last spurt!
Hurry up!
Serika is eating silently and her pace is slowing down.
It's good!
Big brother, look at this!
It's delicious!
There is more! There is more!
It's delicious! It's delicious!
It's amazing!
It's delicious! It's delicious!
Big brother... What?
There is more, everyone!
Is there more?
There is more! There is more!
There is more!
There is only 2 minutes left!
Eat in 2 minutes!
Stop it!
What is this?
All of you are eating together.
Finally, even people who know eat together.
Excuse me for looking at you for a moment!
Silence continues!
There is only 1 minute left!
It's delicious!
It's amazing!
It's delicious!
It's hot!
How many seconds do we have left?
Wait! Wait!
30 seconds left!
I can't eat it!
What? What?
Hey, Kenya!
You can't eat it!
Hurry up and eat it!
Why can't you eat it?
I can't eat it!
30 minutes left!
I can't eat it!
It's delicious!
Why is it delicious?
It's delicious!
I'll have the last one!
[Laughter]
This is...
Is this what I got for my first renewal?
[Laughter]
Couldn't there have been more?
Everyone's speechless.
So, how was it, everyone?
[Laughter]
It might have been a little harsh for the girls,
but you all worked hard and ate it.
Right?
Usually, when we eat bento together, we don't eat much.
But you all worked hard and ate it.
Right?
Selka, you ate it too, right?
Yes, I ate it now.
It's like...
[Laughter]
It's like...
I don't like it when Selka says, "Did I do it all by myself?"
[Laughter]
I really don't like it.
You didn't do it. Let's eat it together.
I ate it all by myself.
That's what you look like.
Coincidentally.
Coincidentally you didn't do it.
You were aiming for it, weren't you?
Like, "I did it all by myself."
You're really annoying.
[Laughter]
You do it right away.
[Laughter]
So, Asahi-kun, shall we judge it?
Yes, yes.
The members and the group should judge it with a 100% accuracy.
I see.
So, Asahi-kun, will you be okay with judging it?
I think you all got it pretty accurately, didn't you?
Yes.
Because...
Can we record this?
[Laughter]
We still have about half of it.
So, Asahi-kun, will you judge it?
Yes!
This time...
80% accuracy!
Wow!
Why 85%?
As you saw in M-1, top batters get this kind of score.
As a top batter, this will be the average in the future.
So we will use this as a standard. Remember your own standard.
Whether you did your best or not will change.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be a judge in the future.
I want to be a judge for the next year I win.
I'm sorry, but I'm not that kind of entertainer.
That's it for the Gatchi Date Challenge!
Please enjoy the Constantly Two Shot Talk.
Next up is Onishi Hana-chan!
Go for it, Hana-chan!
I can still do it, but if I had put it in earlier, I could have done it.
Oh, it's time!
You're late!
You should have put it in earlier.
That's right.
When you say it, don't put it in your mouth.
Let's start the Constantly Two Shot Talk!
Today's Constantly Talk is with Momoka Onishi!
Hello, I'm Momoka Onishi!
I'd like to ask you what you'd like to do at HANSIRCUS.
What I'd like to do at HANSIRCUS is...
Well, since we're always indoors, we could go to Universal Studio Japan or something like that.
Sorry, I said that earlier.
Huh?
I'm sorry, I said that earlier.
What you'd like to do is...
Something different!
Something different! Something different is...
Well...
Oh, I cut my hair.
Oh, you cut it.
I got a compliment from Miki-san about it, so I'd like us to be more mellow.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Momoka's mellowness.
Bye-bye!
Next!
Hello! I'm Hama!
I'm Hama!
What would you like to do at HANSIRCUS?
What I'd like to do at HANSIRCUS is...
Well...
Nothing!
Did you do it all?
I did it all!
This is the last time for today!
Is it over?
No, no!
Is there anything you'd like to do?
Well, I'd like to make a game for everyone to clap their hands and make them clap their hands.
Oh, that's good.
Well, we'll do it next time.
Make a goal.
I think it's good.
Bye-bye!
It's a cheap way of broadcasting.
It's too cheap.
This is all we have.
Don't say that!
What should we do?
Earlier, everyone was eating.
The three of us went to a bar.
And Serika-chan and Yamada-chan were like this.
And I was like, "Maybe it's stuck in my teeth."
And I said it to Yamada-chan.
It's embarrassing.
But I said it to Serika-chan.
It's disgusting!
I could see all of your teeth!
Serika-chan, say it!
Serika-chan is very open-minded.
That's right.
That's good.
Let's continue with this one.
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
Kostori Bay Grand Prix!
Now in this corner, as representatives of each prefecture, you will compete with all your might to be number one in Kansai area.
This corner is also a little renewal, so we've added a new rule!
What is it?
It's called "Kostori-kunitori-monogata-riri".
Wow!
Yes, in this flip as well.
From now on, there will be elements of "jintori- game".
The winner of the Kostori Bay Grand Prix will be able to expand their territory!
Wow!
That's right!
As you can see in this flip, there are a lot of things.
Hyogo, Kyoto, and Kansai.
Hyogo has Yamata-chan, Kyoto has Ota-chan, and Shiga has Hama-chan.
This is where you all come from.
There is a "tonari-awase" sword, right?
Hama-chan is from Kyoto.
So if Hama-chan wins here, she can take Kyoto as her own territory.
She can take Kyoto as her own territory!
But if Serika-chan is from Osaka...
Hyogo, Kyoto, Nara, Wakayama...
It doesn't matter which one you take as your own territory.
You can choose anyone you like.
As you gain more and more people...
You will conquer everything, I think.
Yes.
And you will become a subordinate of the person you have gained.
A subordinate!
You will become a subordinate of the person you have gained.
A subordinate!
Yes. So you will have to work hard for that person.
I see.
You will have to work hard for that person.
Yes, yes, yes.
And you have unified Kansai.
The person who has unified all of this is...
Minister of Kansai!
You will broadcast as your own Kammuri program!
Wow!
That's amazing!
So...
If you say it and Hama-chan unifies...
You will become Hama's Kansai No. 1.
Yes!
You will be able to say things like that.
Don't say "Yes!" and fix it like this.
You can hear "Yes!" so faintly.
Don't say "Yes!" and fix it like this.
Let's move on.
Let's talk about Asahi-kun's topic for today.
How to be a ghost house is the cutest exam in the Grand Prix!
Yes!
It's summer!
Speaking of summer, you go to a ghost house with someone you like!
It's full of thrill and fun!
That's right!
Yes!
This time, Asahi-kun...
Everyone is one-sidedly in love with Asahi-kun.
Yes!
The two of you go to a ghost house.
Yes!
There, a man happens to get scared...
And drops Asahi-kun.
Oh!
Yes!
For an idol, this element is absolutely essential.
Oh!
I'm embarrassed!
Absolutely!
It's not like that!
It's completely...
You're one-sidedly in love with someone you don't like.
Cut that out.
Yes.
Today you're Ryoma Takeuchi.
No way!
Today you're Ryoma Takeuchi.
No way!
Let's go with that.
Let's go right away.
Top batter, Yamada-chan.
Wow!
I wanted to put on lipstick!
What?
Kiss?
Kiss!
Wait a minute!
You're going to do that?
Really?
You're going to put on lipstick?
Really?
Don't kiss.
Okay, let's go.
Yamada-chan's cute way of getting scared.
Start!
Let's go.
Should we go in?
What should we do?
Let's go in. We came all the way here.
Yeah, we might want to go in if we're together.
We might want to go in if we're together.
Let's go.
Let's go in.
Should we go in?
Yeah, let's go in.
Let's go in.
I feel something in the back.
I feel something.
There's something in the back.
I've never seen anything like this.
Why are you pointing the camera over there?
Why are you pointing it over there?
The main camera is over here.
I'm scared.
Come closer.
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Protect me.
Hey...
Why?
Huh?
Protect me.
Don't tell me about Nana from now on.
What is this?
This is a haunted house.
What are you saying?
What are you doing in a haunted house?
What is this?
Protect me more.
You're biting my chest.
You're biting it.
You're biting it, right?
But you're using your upper eye.
It's nice that you're saying "protect me" like that.
Yeah, you're like "ah!" and then you use your upper eye.
You're using your upper eye.
I see.
You're biting your lower eye.
I like your mustache.
It doesn't matter.
That was Yama-chan.
Why don't you try it, Yama-chan?
I was curious about the color of your mouth.
It's fine if you eat white rice, right?
It's fine if you eat white rice and your mouth is colored.
I can't concentrate at all.
Don't worry about the color of your mouth.
Next is Serika-chan.
Serika-chan.
What should I do?
What should you do?
Serika-chan's scary way of speaking.
Start!
What should I do?
What should you do?
Should I stop it?
No, no. Should I stop it?
Should I stop it?
Don't stop it!
You'll definitely go in.
Should we go?
You went in earlier.
No, I don't want to.
You don't want to?
Should I go in?
What's wrong with you, Osaka people?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's my first time in a haunted house.
Why are you touching it like you're touching it?
It's one-sided.
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
This is bad.
It's one-sided.
You...
You came out of the bath, didn't you?
Right?
What's wrong with you being one-sided?
One-sided...
One-sided.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you being one-sided?
Because you were too surprised?
I was shocked.
Because you were cute?
That's right.
I see.
Next is Luka.
Luka.
Yes!
Is it me?
Everyone, it's time for you to put on makeup!
Everyone!
Time is running out!
Hey!
You're late!
What's the use of that?
Put lipstick on and make this part wobble!
That's not fair!
If you did it like that, you could have done it.
I'll do it like that again!
Okay, then Ruka-chan's cute way of climbing up, start!
Do it like this.
Okay, shall we go in?
You can't go in from such a low place.
Ah! It's there!
Ah! Something's coming!
What's coming?!
Konjac!
Konjac?!
Are you okay?
Um... I've always wanted to go to a haunted house, so I'll come again next year!
Why do you say it here?!
You're still in the middle!
You've just gone in!
Why do you say it at a time like this?!
It's more thrilling inside and it's hard to say "no"
Wow
I see
I can't say "no"
Because of the momentum
Next is Onishi-chan
Let's go with Onishi-chan
Where did you come from?
Where do you think you should be?
I'm sorry
If you put on lipstick, you're like Maruakari
You're really bad
Next is Onishi-chan's cute way of coming up. Start!
Be careful
Do you want to go in?
Wing
Oh, wing style
Have you heard of it?
It's really scary
Are you okay?
Why are you afraid of me?
I'm afraid of you so I'll hold onto you
- Why did you fix your lips? - My lips were too much lipstick and they were smudged.
- Your mouth was smudged. - My mouth was smudged and they were smudged.
- Your lips were too much lipstick. - But what do you mean?
- You're saying you're going to hold onto me? - I'm not only going to hold onto you but also
- I'm going to act like a tsundere. - I see.
- Men are surprisingly scared. - Yeah.
Next is Hama-chan. Let's go last.
- What should I do? - Why are you worried now?
Let's go. Hama-chan's cute way of getting up. Start!
- Ah, what's that? - Are you a foreigner?
- This is a haunted house, right? - It's my first time here!
- Let's go in. - Let's go in.
- I'll go in. - Yeah.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Ah, amazing! - Amazing!
- This haunted house is amazing! - Ah!
- What is this?!
- Ah!
- Amazing! - Ah!
- Are you okay? - Ah!
- Hey! - Ah!
- Are you okay?! - You scared me!
- Huh?! - Ah!
- There's more! There's more! - You scared me!
- Ah! - As I thought...
- Together... - Let's scare them!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Go in!
- Go home! I'll only do the gyara! Go home! - She's getting the gyara! - Yay! - Yay! She can live!
- Yay! What was that? - I was thinking of something but I forgot! - It's because you suddenly became a foreigner! - You're the one who pointed it out! - I forgot! I forgot! - Everyone's finished!
- Azeg, I'd like you to do the judgment! - This is hard! - It's hard! - It's not hard, it's just that you're not doing it right!
- I forgot! - But you're the one who I thought was the cutest! What's wrong? - One more time? - Yes! - Can you do it?
- Anne! We're doing a two-hour special today! - I got it! I got it! This time, the easiest way to scare a foreigner is... - Say... - Say "gacha"! - Gacha!
- Why? Is it Gickle Gosha? - No, it's aggressiveness! You want to do it again even though you know what it is! - That's why! - It's the worst! - That's why!
- It's the worst! It's the worst, but you want to do it again! You want to do it again! - That's why! - That's why it was good!
- So, Serika-chan is the champion! Serika-chan, who won the "Postole Country Catching Story"! - Osaka! - Eh, what should I do? - You can go anywhere you like! - Stop it! Stop it! - Eh, what should I do? What should I do?
- Only Hama-chan can escape! - I did it! - Everyone else? - Everyone else? - Yes! - Where are you going? - Gamba! - Stop it!
- But I haven't been to Kyoto yet, so it's a waste to film it. - It's a waste! Ah, how sad! - It's been a while! - I'll film it when I get there! - I want to go back! I want to go back! - I want to go back! - Eh, what should I do?
- Which one? - Don't say the member you hate the most.
- Why?! - No, no, no!
- The one you want to remove the most! - You're pretending like you don't care!
- Don't say it! - You're pretending like you don't care!
- But the biggest one is Hyogo, right? - Ah!
- I got it! - Which means...
- It's big, right? - Which means...
- I love you! - Which means you hate Yamada-chan!
- That's right! - Which means you don't like me, right?
- I love you! - I love you!
- So, Yamada-chan who has been deprived of her salary... - That's right.
- is now Serika-chan's subordinate! - Ah!
- Nice to meet you! - Please do your best for Serika-chan from now on!
- I'll do my best for Serika-sama! - Ah!
- She's fast! Her swallowing is fast! - She's fast! Her swallowing is fast!
- Her swallowing is fast and scary at the same time! - She's fast! Her swallowing is fast and scary at the same time!
- And with that, that's all for "Costura Gravure"! - Yes!
- And with that, let's give them a round of applause! It's about time... - Ah! Already?!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
- Fun times pass by so fast! - It's starting!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
- Her way of talking is like a hair band! - It's fast!
- It's fast!
- Okay, it's about time. We renewed it a little this time too, but how was it, everyone?
- The clothes are cute too... - This is good!
- Because last time it was really dark in here. - It's dark!
- It was too dark! - It's dark!
- Hey, trainer! Hey, it should be dark in here!
- Well, this time too, please wash it so it's not dark in here! - That's right!
- Thank you! - Please don't make it dark in here!
- That's nice! - Thank you!
- Next time we'll have six of us and see Ohta - chan's past! - That's right!
- That's right!
- I'm glad! How was it for you, Luka-chan, being an MC?
- Eh? It's my first time being an MC and...
- Was it fun?
- Do you want to do it again?
- Eh? I-I-
- Didn't you say you wanted to be an MC again? Like an MC candidate.
- Right?
Everyone's ignoring you.
Onishi is in some kind of pit. What's up, Onishi? What are you thinking about?
What's up?
- Sorry! - What?
- It's not me. - Your head is full of flies.
It's because your head is full of flies.
- That's why you're laughing like that. - Focus!
- Focus on recording! - It's a show!
- That's why you're laughing like that. - Yeah.
I'm not laughing at you at all.
- Anyway, I'd like to ask Terika-chan, who won the costume contest, - Yes.
- to sing a song for us. - Oh, go for it!
- Today's costume contest is karaoke. - Oh, karaoke!
- I like it! - This is also a renewal.
This is also a renewal.
Terika-chan, is there a song you'd like to sing?
Well...
I'm in Team A now,
- but I used to be in Team 4. - Oh, you're in Team 4 now?
Yes, and it's my first song in karaoke.
- Your hands are shaking. - Your voice is loud.
- Oh, yes. - You're talking too much.
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Let's listen to Terika-chan say goodbye and say goodbye.
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Oh, nice!
The sky is blue.
I'll paint the canvas in the sky blue.
I'll draw a dream so that clouds can flow.
An endless horizon.
Birds fly freely.
Someday we'll reach the other side of the sea.
Our palms can always hold something.
Now we'll be the wind.
We can go anywhere we want.
The sun is burning.