AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team 8 Kansai people,
in Team Heart,
no, no, in AKB48,
no, no, in all idols,
will shine brightly and aim for No. 1 love!
Here, secretly, with all of us,
Kansai area, start!
Woo!
Today, we're in Taiwan, right?
It's fun!
Cool!
It's fun!
Hang in there!
It's fun!
It's been a while!
Yay! It's started!
- So, thank you for coming today! - Thank you for having us!
So, we'd like to invite Miki-san, who's lively again!
- Miki-san! - Miki-san!
- Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
- The time... - I don't know if we're in a hurry or not,
but we've all been preparing all this time!
- Why is it such a straight line?! - It's because you're in a hurry!
- Because you're in a hurry! - We just got back from work and suddenly came in here,
and we don't know why we're in a hurry, but we've all been standing in a straight line!
- No, we just came in! - No, we just came in!
- You're really angry! - We just came in!
Why is everyone so angry when we're apologizing?
- You should be apologizing! - It happens sometimes.
It happens... Ah!
When we apologize?
Look, you're all so angry. You should be apologizing!
- We're sorry for the delay! - We're sorry!
- We're sorry!
- We won't forgive you! - We won't forgive you!
Unforgivable!
Unforgivable.
Then how do you want me to forgive you?
Let's do it!
Me?
Let's do it again!
Look at this burnt head of mine!
Let's do it!
Alright!
Yay!
How's it going?
It's been a while since the six of us did this.
That's right!
Yay!
It's been a while since the six of us did this.
It's been about half a year.
Half a year.
Why are we not in sync sometimes?
Maybe it's because I'm not in sync when she's in it.
Why?
It's because we're not in sync.
Every time Miki's in sync.
That's right.
But Miki's never been in sync.
Never.
Miki, you're in sync.
I'm in sync with her.
Don't say such realistic things.
She's in sync with us.
The members are in sync too.
Then let's be in sync too!
- That was... - That one punch.
- It's been a while since we've had six of you. - I'm happy!
- I'm happy, everyone! - I'm happy!
- Recently, the members have started acting. - Cute!
- Cute!
- Who is it? Acting? - Yamada-no-umi-san and...
- Oh! I've seen it! - I've seen it!
- I've seen it!
- What about you, Yamada-chan? - Eh, Yamada-chan, well...
- The stage and... - Well...
- The movie! - The movie!
- Yes, well... - Yes, well...
- It's like a scary... - Horror movie!
- Horror movie!
- It will be released this summer, so please go and watch it!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Be gentle! Be gentle! - Be gentle!
- Somehow... Somehow... - Somehow... Somehow...
- Can you do a scary... A scary reaction like this?
- A scary reaction like this?
- Ah!
- If it's like that, then don't do it!
- You can do it! Everyone can do it!
- Gaaaah!
- Don't do it!
- Are you tired?
- Scary! Scary! Eh, you're not a ghost, right?
- I'm not a ghost, right?
- You're not a ghost, right? - I'm scared!
- Eh, you're scared of something like this?
- Is this movie okay?
- It's like this, right?
- Eh, Ohta-chan, you're also doing it, right? - That's right!
- Until yesterday, I was doing it! - Doing what?
- At Noto Park, they gave me a stage,
- and I rehearsed for it this week!
- Stage? - Yes!
- Is it serious? - Serious! Mysterious kind of...
- Eh?!
- That's weird! Doing a stage,
- and of course acting,
- you're also practicing a lot, right?
- I like it! It looks fun!
- Ah, you like acting! - Yes!
- I wanted to do it...
- You wanted to do it? You wanted to do anything!
- It's impossible for us!
- It's impossible for us! It's definitely impossible for us! We can't do it!
- Amazing! There's a lot of things like that!
- Everyone, do your best and show it off!
- Yes!
- This show is brought together by Chiumet and Kansai,
- aiming for number one with us,
- so let's do our best!
- Yes!
- For the members who worked the hardest today,
- we'll give them a Kossori Center prize!
- Everyone, do your best!
- Now, let's start the members' Kossori Talk!
- First, Onishi-chan, Hamachi-chan,
- and Luka-chan, let's go!
- Yes!
- I don't like doing Kossori Talk today!
- That's right!
- This is fun!
- We can see our usual selves!
- Ah, your usual selves...
- Now, Onishi-chan!
- Start!
- I'm Nara Prefecture's representative, Onishi Momoka!
- This summer, my Kossori goal is...
- to do summer-like things!
- We can go see fireworks,
- go to summer festivals,
- and go to the beach!
- We'd like to do a lot of things,
- but we'd like to have a handshake with everyone!
- So if you'd like,
- please come and have a handshake with us!
- We're waiting for you!
- Next, Hamachi-chan!
- I'm Hama!
- This summer, my Kossori goal is...
- to wear a bikini!
- I was going to buy one last year,
- but the store manager told me
- to buy a bikini for kids,
- but this year,
- I'll buy a bikini for adults,
- and show it to you all!
- I mean, I'd like to wear it myself!
- Yay!
- Don't do something crazy!
- Next, Luka-chan!
- This summer, my Kossori goal is...
- to go to Wakayama Prefecture's seaside,
- and swim with wild dolphins!
- This is for real!
- Wakayama has an adventure world,
- where there are a lot of dolphins,
- like amusement parks and aquariums.
- Everyone, please come and have fun!
- Bye-bye!
- I see!
- That's what you want to do, right?
- Wakayama has beautiful seas, right?
- I often go there.
- Oh, you do?
- Let's start with this!
- Before the general election,
- we have a special event!
- A general election poster!
- The general election is just around the corner!
- Oh, again?
- A fierce battle...
- A battle to wash away the blood?
- Wait, that's not it...
- What's going to happen?
- The general election is about to start!
- Let's start with the candidates!
- O-TAN-NA-O!
- O-NI-SHIN-MO-MO-KA!
- O-NI-CHAN! - NAGAN-NO-SE-RI-KA!
- HAMA-SA-YU-RE! - HAMA-CHAN!
- NAMADA-NA-NO-BI!
And YAMAMOTO-RU-KA-N!
Nice, Rika-chan, you're cute.
Good, good.
So, all of you will be participating in the general election!
Yes!
The general election will be held on June 16th.
Yes.
Wow, everyone is spreading fireworks.
X-ray?
X-ray.
I see.
If all six of us win the general election,
then the popularity of this show will increase, right?
That's right.
Right?
And Miki will also be popular.
It's up to you.
It's tough.
It's tough?
She's the general election candidate.
You're not thinking of anything, are you?
I'm thinking of it!
We want you to do your best!
That's right!
We want you all to do your best!
So, this time, the general election will be held only with posters.
You're all making election posters, right?
Yes!
One by one, right?
Yes!
Wow!
You're producing it and making it?
Yes!
Ah, I want to take this one!
I like this one!
I want to take this one!
You're going to take pictures, too?
Yes!
With everyone!
And you're going to write letters, too?
Yes!
You're going to write letters, too?
Wow, that's amazing!
But if it's a real election, it's hard to write "jihama", so it's better to write it in hiragana.
Wow!
There's something like that.
Because if you make a little mistake, it won't be popular.
Wow!
And if you write "jihama" simply, it won't be you.
Then I'll write it in hiragana.
Well, if it's a real election...
What are you saying?
If it's a real election...
This is the general election of AKB.
Yes!
Actually, we also want to vote in this general election.
Yes!
Of course!
Yes!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
I want to do it, but I can't.
Aren't you "oniichan"?
Yes!
What do you have to do?
You guys are the ones who are going to be in trouble.
Oniichan!
Wow, you're my "oniichan"!
What?
What's good about it?
I'll take this one!
My "oniichan"!
Nothing is cute about it!
Oniichan!
This one is cuter.
Oniichan!
This time, we'll vote one vote at a time, looking only at the posters.
Of course!
And we'll see who will vote for who.
You'll use the posters and show your determination and enthusiasm.
We'll decide by just looking at the posters.
So, please give us a passionate presentation.
Yes!
Please do!
We'll decide only by looking at the posters.
Yes!
It doesn't matter what you've done so far!
It doesn't matter!
It's all about how good the posters are.
Now, let's look at the posters.
Please choose one person to present first.
Can I choose?
Yes!
First up is...
This one!
This one?
What does "this one" mean?
It's this one!
It's Tanao!
Yes!
Nice!
Tanao!
He might be suitable for Top Butter!
Oh, really?
Yes!
He's from Kyoto.
We're from the same place, but it doesn't matter!
Yes!
Of course!
I'm counting on you!
Now, let's go!
Time limit is one minute!
Yes!
Now, Otta-chan's poster presentation, please!
Yes!
This is what my general election poster looks like!
Yes!
This costume is the "moon mask" costume for the song.
Last year, I ranked 65th place for the first time.
I received my first center song as my first ranking member.
Oh, wow!
And you made me wear that costume.
This costume is the one I chose with my fans.
This year, I want to deepen my bond with you and aim for a higher ranking.
That's why I chose this costume.
And, well...
I've grown up since last year.
So, I added a little bit of sexiness.
I made my bangs wet.
I drew it myself with a pen.
Please let me try it again.
I'm not the kind of person who says serious things.
But, I want you to know how serious I am.
So, I wanted you to challenge me again.
That's why I drew it like this.
And, "no talent, no life".
I hope I can be that kind of person for you.
Yes! I'll do my best!
Wow!
Perfect!
Great! One minute is just right!
Yes!
Great!
Where were you most particular about?
I was most particular about...
But, of course, I wanted to wear the costume.
Oh, yes!
The costume you wore for your first center song.
It's a song you've definitely grasped.
Yes.
So, I definitely wanted to wear it.
What's with this expression?
This expression is...
I'll do my best!
It's like an adult's expression.
It's soft.
It's more like...
The song "Tsuki no Kamen" is more like an adult's song.
It's a song that's a little moist.
You made it moist.
Yes.
It's like a wet feeling.
A wet feeling of your bangs...
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's coming out.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Right?
It's coming out, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's selling well.
It's not selling well.
It's selling well.
Some people may think it's completely different.
You shouldn't think it's completely different.
It's true.
You shouldn't think it's completely different.
But it's true that...
It came out beautifully.
Recently, you've come out with whiteness.
Oh, really?
Until before...
Until before, you were completely black.
It's true that it was from Kosei-san.
That's right.
You came here after working in the field.
You came here as a field worker.
Recently, it's true that you've become more white.
You've become more mature.
It's good.
Please let me challenge it one more time.
It makes me feel good.
It makes you feel good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Tanawa, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yes, it is!
Let's move on to the next presenter.
Who is the next presenter?
It's this person!
Jan!
Luka-chan!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, guts!
Oh my god!
It's like this!
I told you!
Yes, you did!
Guts said it!
From there...
I didn't think you'd inspire me this much!
Oh my god, guts!
Guts...
It's "god", though.
Guts...
It's very negative now.
There is only one minute left.
Luka-chan, please present your poster!
Yes!
This is my election poster design for this year!
Ta-dah!
What do you think of this election poster?
She's about to throw it!
This year, unlike last year, I made it monochrome.
Until last year, my election posters were more like a joke.
As always, I'm a little out of it, too.
You say it yourself!
I tried to make my election posters more adult- like and monochrome.
There was someone who modeled it.
It was Audrey Hepburn!
What do you think?
Audrey Hepburn!
That's right!
It's only black and white!
I made it monochrome with Audrey Hepburn in mind!
I'd like to work hard with you all for this year's election!
Please look at my adult-like self, too!
I'll do my best!
You did your best!
Look at her! She still has 9 seconds left!
She's made a lot of money with this!
I see!
But for Luka's one, like Ota-chan's earlier, there's no text or anything like that.
Yeah, there's no "catch copy" or anything like that.
Ah, there is! It's written here!
Ah, it's written! What does it say?
My life, my dream, my style!
Wow!
So cool!
With this, you're out!
With this finger, you're out!
So cool!
Can you make it a little bigger?
It's like you're holding clothes like that.
I see!
Even with this, the staff will know.
Ah, I see!
I see! You're trying to balance it out, right?
I'm different from usual.
Before, you were a little playful, but this time you're chic and adult-like.
It's my first time seeing this expression!
It's true! This person is really good!
She's beautiful!
She's like an adult!
It's her usual smile, but it's different.
You can do this kind of face too!
Well, well, well...
You're singing "well, well, well..."
Ruka-chan, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, we'll choose the next person to present.
Alright!
Next up is...
Should we go with this person?
Yes!
Yes! Serika-chan!
Serika!
I'll do my best!
She already has a round face, but...
"I'll do my best!" Please show up like that!
Please hide that part well!
You're looking at me like that?
You two were doing it, so please watch how you do it!
Please do it like "bang!"
I'll do my best!
That's too stupid!
I'll do my best!
One hand for one way of apologizing!
I'm sorry!
You have one minute to apologize.
Alright, Serika-chan, please present your poster!
Yes!
Hello! My election poster is...
Ta-dah!
Oh, it's like that!
Here it is.
For the first time last year, I was ranked 67th.
Thank you so much for your support!
And...
This time...
Serika-chan, you're the only one who's talking.
This time's election poster is...
It's shaped like a bear.
This bear is called "Macaron-chan" which is written on my autograph.
You can get it on your smartphone or...
It's sold for about 1,500 yen.
I hope you can get it.
And...
This year...
I wanted to achieve my goal with you.
That's why I wrote this here.
I hope you can support me and Serika-chan for a long time!
She was serious about it.
Suddenly, she said the price of the product.
It's like a commercial.
I was curious about this.
"Macaron-chan"?
Yes!
I won't buy it now, but I'll show you later.
Oh, it's fine.
This bear...
It's written on my autograph.
Oh, it's written on this bear's autograph.
That's "Macaron-chan".
"Macaron-chan".
"Macaron-chan"!
"Macaron-chan".
"Macaron-chan"?
"Macaron-chan".
When we encounter it, we do like this.
"Macaron-chan".
It's cute, isn't it?
Yes.
It's like you, Serika-chan.
Ah, I see.
It's good to move around the keyboard.
I put this every day on Twitter, so I put it in with the meaning of "me".
It's like, "Is it decided?"
It's not decided! Not a single one is decided!
- Anyway, thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Wonderful, I see. - That's right.
- We want to help with the momentum of last time as well. - That's right.
- Now, let's continue. - Yes.
Tomorrow!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Yamada-chan! - Yamada-chan!
- Please! - Manami.
- Alright! - Alright, let's go!
- Let's go!
- Yamada-chan! You have one minute! - Yes!
- Please give us your poster! - Yes!
- Hello, I'm Yamada Manami. This time, I'm graduating... No, I'm not graduating.
- You're graduating?! - Yay!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Stop it right there! - Thank you!
- It was fun! - This isn't the part of the show where we clap!
- It was fun! - Thank you!
- The poster for "Toushinkyo" is... - Thank you!
- The poster is... - The poster is...
- I was surprised! - I was surprised!
- It's like... - I was surprised!
- I wanted it to feel a little different from usual. - That's right.
- This time, I was really particular about the background and the characters. - That's right.
- They always decide the background for me. - Oh, that's cute.
- When I asked them, "Please make it like this," they said, "Can we make it like this?" I said, "Oh, okay."
- I looked up the picture myself and looked it up. - Wow!
- I chose two different... - She looked it up!
- Two different ways of doing it in Japan. - Yeah, yeah!
- They gave me a lot of ideas for the characters and... - Like a group photo!
It's not like that. It's just that I'm doing it myself, so I thought my feelings would be conveyed.
For now, I'm aiming for 30 years old! I'll do my best!
Alright!
I'm still...
I panicked. I don't have enough time.
But you graduated first.
I was surprised.
Eh, you graduated?
The general election was a little...
Ah, the general election. I see.
I see.
Your expression is also...
Yes.
It's a good expression.
That's right.
For the first time, you're showing your whole body.
Ah, that's right.
I'm wearing my gym's center division outfit.
Ah, I see.
If possible, I'd like you to wear that jersey.
The first one.
Next year for sure!
I'll put it in!
Please don't dig it up!
With that! With that! With this bag!
I'll put it in.
I'll put it in!
I'll do it next time!
I'm already a rank 1...
You're aiming for rank 1 again.
Yes, I am.
Thank you very much.
That's wonderful.
Now, who's next?
Next up is this person!
Hama-chan!
I'm Hama-chan.
Nice to meet you.
Hama-chan, you have one minute.
Please show us your poster.
Yes, my general election poster.
Ta-dah!
It looks like this.
Look at my face!
Doesn't it attract you?
I think it depends on the person.
Not really.
It says "awakening" here.
Why "awakening"?
Why haven't you awakened yet?
That's what you're thinking, isn't it?
What's wrong?
That's right. I haven't awakened yet.
I did "awakening" with the feeling of awakening after I did "rancing".
"Awakening" means you haven't awakened yet, right?
I haven't awakened yet.
You haven't awakened yet.
It's not perfect.
I'll do it now.
In the last general election, I wore a straw hat and an insect cage and looked naughty.
This time, I'll look mature and erotic.
Please raise your lips.
I can't do it.
Please raise your lips.
I can do it!
You can't do it!
You're a cameraman!
I can do it!
Please cheer for me!
I can do it!
Wait a little more!
You can't do it!
Your skills can't reach that level!
You can't do it!
I thought it would be difficult.
Erosiveness!
Adulthood!
Look at this!
This neck!
And this tie is a little loose!
And my lips!
My eyebrows are a little bent.
Bent?
You're not always bent!
You're always a little bent!
You're always bent!
This is good! It's pretty!
I see!
What's that yoga in the back like?
I like movies about space.
Movies about space?
For example?
I like "Star Wars" so I want to make it about space.
Space is...
There's a lot of it, right?
It's deep!
There's a lot of it, right?
Space is...
Space is one thing.
So space...
I think space has a lot of meanings so I want to make it about space.
For now, I like movies so I want to make it about space.
She's talking but she doesn't look like it!
She's talking a lot!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, for the last one!
This one!
Jan!
Onishi-chan!
Yes!
Onishi-chan...
What will it be?
That's right! I'm curious!
I'm curious!
You have one minute!
Onishi-chan's poster present!
Start!
Yes!
This year's general election poster is like this!
Jan!
That's it!
Yes!
This year, first of all, the costumes!
Last year, with the fans, we used the center song "Private Summer" as the costumes for the song.
And I'm holding this clock in front of me for filming.
In front of me like this.
In front of you?
In front of me like this.
It's 5 and a half!
I'm streaming in the morning, so I'm doing it at 5 and a half!
Yes!
And the catchphrase is "It's about time, isn't it? Let's go make our dreams come true together!"
That's good!
It's about time, isn't it?
I'm doing it at 5 and a half in the morning, so I tried doing it like this with the nuance of "Wake up! It's about time, isn't it?"
Yes!
Yes, I'm aiming for 12th place in the breaking news and aiming for 20th place in the actual show!
Everyone, please support me!
I'm nervous!
You're nervous, but you can't do it!
It's the last one!
It's the last one, but you did it at the last minute!
No, it's amazing!
It's good, isn't it?
It's like you're wearing a lucky charm!
No, it's like you're wearing a lucky charm!
Ah, I see!
It's like you're happy when you find it!
I've never seen it!
I didn't have it when I went to a quiet place!
I don't have such a retro watch!
I know! It was an electronic watch!
What do you mean?!
Wait a minute!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's quiet!
It's quiet! But it's different!
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
Have you seen it?
Yes, I have.
Has anyone seen it?
Yes, I have.
Has anyone seen it?
No, we haven't.
Scary!
What do you mean?
Scary!
This is it! This is it!
This is it! It's scary!
I bought it for this election poster shooting!
See! See!
It's different!
It's like you're wearing it!
But I wore it at home for about two days!
Two days?!
It's like you're wearing it in the morning!
It's like you're wearing it in the morning and in the evening!
But it was a little expensive so I just wore it for this election!
You spent quite a lot!
I spent quite a lot!
You spent a lot for it!
I see!
But you didn't have it like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Like this, this kind of message?
Yes, this is fine.
Great! Thank you very much!
Everyone's present is over.
Yes, it's over there.
All six of you look alike.
You all have your own personality.
It happens.
I see. You have to choose one of these.
What do you think?
All of you.
All of you look away.
Because you are different.
Some of you are adult-like, some of you are straight-up idols.
- Some of you are tall and have a message. - Yes, I'm tall and have a message.
And for some reason, one of you is an Audrey Hepburn.
- That's how it is. - Audrey Hepburn.
- There are various differences. - Yes.
Now, let's vote.
- We will only decide by posters. - Yes.
- Let's start with Asei. - Yes.
- Who will you vote for? - Yes.
Please!
Please take it.
- Argh... - Yes, yes.
- Please! - Please!
- Let's do it here. - Please! - I can't decide.
- This is it! - Yes!
- I voted for you! - I did it!
- Why? Why did you vote for me? - Because of my determination to vote for you.
- This watch... - Don't say "determination".
- I want to vote for you because of my determination. - That's true.
- That's how determined I am. Did you see it? - That's true.
- That's right. - That's how...
- I bought it here. - Argh...
- You're lying! - I didn't lie!
- I really bought it! - You should have bought it!
- I left it here for two days. - You left it for two days.
- I know you've been using it for a long time, but you bought it two days ago. - I know.
- But you've used it at home for only two days. - Yes!
- I was wondering if you would use it for Luka. - Wow...
- I want you to use it for Luka's funeral. - Wow...
- I'm scared! - Yes!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- You're using it with brackets.
- You're a famous actress. - I'm scared!
- This is it! - I see.
- Ase-kun chose it. - Yes!
- And Oni-chan's... - That's right!
- Now, it's my turn! - Yes!
- I will announce it. - Yes!
- If I vote for it... - Yes!
- This is... - This is...
- This is pretty good! - This is pretty good!
- Ah. - Ah.
- You're seriously troubled, aren't you?
- Wait a sec! - Wait a sec!
- You're not in the right tempo!
- You're playing the drum roll, too!
- You're seriously troubled, aren't you?
- You're not getting excited, are you?
- Eh? Eh? This is the first time!
- This is the first time we're doing something like this!
- Right?
- Right? You're so bad! - One more time, one more time!
- One more! One more! One more! - One more! One more! One more!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm asking you...
This is it!
Seriously...
That's enough!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't know!
Everyone does it at home!
The same thing!
I'll say it like this!
This person is...
Ota-chan!
Yay!
I like this expression!
That's right!
Let me try this again!
I like it!
We are choosing seriously!
This is important!
This will make you feel good!
We will go to your house soon!
This is all fake!
This is all good!
This is all good, but I want you to try this again!
I want you to feel good!
I want you to try this!
We are choosing seriously!
This was the general election!
Please enjoy the members' small talk!
Next is Ohta-chan, Serika-chan and Yamata-chan!
Yes!
This is good!
Everyone is good!
Everyone is good, really!
I want you all to be chosen and go higher!
I want you to aim for the top!
Let's go!
Let's all do our best!
This is like a basketball club!
Let's go!
Let's start with Ohta-chan!
Hello! I'm Ohta Nao!
What I want to do this summer is...
I get sunburned easily!
I get sunburned easily just by breathing!
I want to wear a hat and a cap and be careful of getting sunburned!
I see!
Sunburn!
You get sunburned!
Next is Serika-chan!
Hello! I'm Serika Nagano!
What I want to do this summer is...
I've been listening to Team 8's concerts and "Day of 8" a lot!
For that, I want to improve my performance!
Also, I want everyone's skin to be white!
I want you all to get sunburned!
But... how do you say it...
I'll do my best!
Serika-chan's point is really good!
Next is Yamada-chan!
Hello! I'm Yamada!
What I want to do this summer is...
I've been listening to Team 8's concerts and "Day of 8" a lot!
I think there is a little bit of free time.
Yes.
In the meantime, I would like to enjoy what I can do with members for a moment.
Yes.
Thank you.
I want you to tell me what it is.
I want you to tell me what I can do with members.
Good.
But I'm looking forward to what you will do.
Then, let's move on to the next project.
Sneaky emergency project.
Don't call me "Old lady" of Ohtana Nao.
No, no, no, no.
You have a lot of complaints.
Don't call me "Old lady" of Ohtana Nao.
What is "Old lady" of Ohtana Nao?
Old lady
"Old lady" is what you saw in the last recording.
"Hyokkori-han" was a big hit.
There was a shocking incident at that time.
What was it?
"Hyokkori-han" is very popular among young people now.
Yes, "Hyokkori-han".
But, Ohtana Nao didn't know about "Hyokkori-han".
Why?
She didn't know about it at that time.
I heard about it.
I thought it was very popular.
I was curious about it.
You were curious about it.
"Hyokkori-han", "Hyokkori-han"
I was wondering about it on Twitter.
You didn't know about it.
It's a big deal.
No, no, no.
You don't know about "Hyokkori-han" now.
It's a big deal.
Yes.
And you don't know about it at your age.
No, no, no.
It's a big deal.
The age difference between Ohta-chan and Hama-chan is 7 years old.
What?
No way!
That's right.
7 years old.
Yes.
Ohta-chan, don't be fooled by me.
Yes, yes.
Today, Ohta-chan will play a popular game among young people.
You don't know about it, do you?
I don't know about it.
You don't know about it, do you?
"Magical Banana" is not popular anymore.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun, but I don't know about it.
It's fun.
Well, Ohta-chan, don't you have something you want to say to everyone?
Ohta-chan.
Yes.
Well, you are going to teach me.
Please teach me.
Thank you in advance.
Your attitude.
Your attitude is...
It's true.
You are beautiful.
What are you doing?
Did you tell everyone about it?
Thank you in advance.
It's like "Otame" of Kyoto.
Kyoto's fashion is like this.
You are great.
Well, let's start.
The first game is "I love you" game.
"I love you" game.
Tao, do you know this game?
Of course I know.
I know it.
Really?
I've heard of it, but I've never played it.
You've never played it, right?
Everyone is playing it.
Is it fun to play it?
It's fun.
First of all, listen to the rules and see if it's right or not.
This game is one-on-one.
You will say "I love you" to each other.
If you make your opponent embarrassed, you win.
Onishi, this is popular, isn't it?
This is very popular.
I love this game, too.
Yes, Onishi is good at it.
Let's play it.
Onishi and Asei will play against each other.
The loser will drink this terrible drink as a penalty game.
Let's play this game.
This is a bad drink and this is a sour drink.
Is it a bad drink?
I don't like it.
It's simply sour.
I'll make it simple.
Asei and Onishi, you have one minute.
One minute.
If you're embarrassed, you lose.
You're already embarrassed.
It's okay. It's okay.
You're fast.
Don't laugh.
Fix your face like this.
You're laughing.
I can't see you.
You can't see me.
Take a break here.
Zero.
Okay, zero.
Okay, let's play.
Let's play.
Onishi and Asei's "I love you" game, start!
I love you.
Me too.
I love you.
One more time.
I love you.
I really love you.
When? When?
I love you.
One more time.
I love you.
One more time.
I love you.
One more time.
Out!
It was pretty bad from the beginning.
What do you mean?
How do you feel?
It feels good.
It's not like an idol is looking at you and saying "I love you."
The loser will drink the super sour drink first.
Which one?
The super sour drink.
You can choose either of them.
Is it sour?
The super sour drink.
You're going for the bad one?
The color is scary.
Something is floating.
That's not it.
Drink it.
Let's do it.
This is amazing!
Wait a minute!
How bad is it?
No, no, no!
Wait a minute.
This is bad.
This is bad, right?
Wait a minute.
Okay!
Next!
Yamada-chan!
I don't know!
Yamada-chan and me will do it.
I just want to do it!
I say it because it's really strong.
What do you mean strong?
This is strong.
Your face looks like it.
Does it look like your pocket?
Do you want to do it?
Your nose is also strong.
Don't open your eyes.
Let's do it!
Yamada-chan and I's "I love you" game, start!
I love you.
I love you more.
Ugh, I hate it.
I love you!
I love you more.
One more time!
I love you.
I love you!
I love you more.
I love you!
I love you more.
- Stop, police! - Stop, police!
Stop, police!
Stop and police in front of you?
What's going on?
Help me!
Who's there!?
Scary!
It's a woman pulling something.
That's the comedian's 32-year-old uncle.
It's just...
That's the kind of game it is!
A 32-year-old man full of sexual desire.
And why? Why did you approach me?
No touching!
I didn't touch you!
I approached you.
Approach me.
Ready, start!
I love you.
I love you!
I didn't touch you!
A 37-year-old fan is sad.
I'm really sad.
I'm really sad because you say that.
All right, I'll tweet you!
Don't tweet me!
It's a gag!
I'm laughing!
I rehearsed properly!
I decided to do this!
So you don't need to blame me!
We both know and do it!
We're professional wrestlers!
We've met in the past!
We're professional wrestlers!
The loser is...
Of course!
I'm embarrassed!
You can't sit in my office!
I'll pay you 50,000 yen!
I'll go with the sour one!
I'm scared!
I don't like sour things!
You said "I don't like sour things!"
Only girls in ADs laughed!
Nobody cares about sour things!
All right, I'll tweet you!
Wow!
This is funny!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm really bad at reacting like this!
You did your best!
Sour! You're right, it's really sour!
All right, next! Ohta-chan, do you want to go?
Yes!
Which one do you want to do, "it's me" or "it's me"?
No, but it's really...
Do you want to do it?
Certainly!
Even if you touch it, it's not a real match!
I see!
And you were messing around!
Yes!
I wasn't messing around, I was really doing it!
I was doing it seriously!
I was doing it seriously, too!
But you can't move from this line!
Really!
By the way, when I was doing it with Yamada-chan, Ohta- chan was pulling it all the time!
I see!
So, this is a match!
The one who stabs it wins!
All right!
Think of stabbing it! Think of stabbing it!
You're already aiming for it!
You're amazing!
You're cute!
You're eating it!
I'm going to go without makeup! Without makeup!
You're wearing glasses and you're saying you're going without makeup?
I'm going without makeup!
All right, let's go! Ohta-chan and her "I love you" game!
Start!
Oh!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's not like that! That's not the face! That's not the face!
It's like...
Like an insect like like a giant bug in South America!
That's right!
Can you stop that for a little bit?
Can you just not pull it out?
Your lips look bad!
My lips look bad?!
Apologize to your parents!
To your parents who called you!
Could you just be patient for a bit?!
Sorry, don't look at my mouth.
From mouth to bottom.
Don't look at my mouth from bottom.
No, no.
No? Then what is it?
Please leave it out.
Leave it out?
I usually leave it out.
Let's go!
"I love you" game, start!
I love you
I love you more.
More, more! Nao loves you more!
I love you more.
I love you.
I love you!
mmm, I love you.
I love you!
"I love you" really!
I'll show you how much I love you...
Stop it!
Out!
Ohta-chan! Ohta-chan! That escape was a no-no!
That's a bad way of running away!
Old man you're just a bad person!
I won't do it!
Did you do it?
I can't do it!
Don't do it!
I'm about to cry!
That's weird!
I don't think it's the essence of the game!
This is what the game was about!
This is different!
You're the one who's playing!
I'm not playing!
You attacked him!
That's not enough!
I also attacked him!
The winner is...
The loser is...
Old man!
Yes!
We won!
Are you happy about winning like that?
Yes!
Please drink this awful drink!
Oh no!
I hate you!
That's what you said!
Send it to me!
I'll do it!
Go ahead!
This is amazing!
The inside of my hand is sticking out!
I'm not playing!
Please drink this awful drink!
So, that was "I love you, game"!
So, this awful drink is really bad.
It's bad even if you worry about it.
So, the next game is "Acting Jjagarico Noodles Set"!
Ota-chan, what is this?
This is awful.
This will go on for another 10 minutes.
What is this? Do you know this?
I know.
See, she's an old woman.
Did you know?
Of course I know!
I didn't know!
You're surprised, aren't you?
So, this game is to test your acting skills.
The interviewer will give you a question, so you have to answer it with "jjagarico".
You can do it however you like, depending on your expression, appearance, or question.
Luka-chan, this game is popular, isn't it?
It is!
Do you play it a lot, Luka-chan?
I do, I do, I do, I do.
Like "yo-yo-yo-yo"?
So, Luka-chan, why don't you give it a try?
Because I'm the interviewer!
You have 30 minutes.
Look at this and see what kind of game it is.
There's something bad in your throat.
Okay, let's go.
Luka-chan's "jjagarico" interview.
Start!
This rhythm.
This rhythm exists.
It's a famous rhythm.
It exists!
Happy!
"jjagarico"!
Surprised!
"jjagarico"!
Tired!
"jjagarico"!
Too cold!
"jjagarico"!
The person next to you!
"jjagarico"!
Your voice!
"jjagarico"!
You were sleeping!
"jjagarico"!
The person next to you!
"jjagarico"!
That was perfect!
Wait, what's so fun about it?
It's fun!
When you did it, you passed!
What do you mean "pass"?
Because you answered perfectly to the interviewee's reaction.
You answered perfectly to her heart's reaction.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a little different for each person.
Next, Hama-chan!
Hama-chan, you're good at this, aren't you?
Am I good at it?
You sound like you're good at it.
Hama-chan, "jjagarico" commentary, start!
This is the rhythm.
Happy! "jjagarico"!
Too cold! "jjagarico"!
While eating! "jjagarico"!
To people far away! "jjagarico"!
In English! "jjauka"!
In Chinese! "jjagarico"!
While eating! "jjagarico"!
"jjagarico"!
Amazing! Amazing!
English and Chinese were almost the same.
That was wonderful.
How was the interview result?
This is invalid!
Too bad!
Everything looked the same.
I can't hear you!
What are you doing to the interviewee?
There's something wrong with me!
Invalid! Invalid!
You're forcing her to speak Chinese!
I can't hear you!
This is a punishment game!
This is really bad!
Do you want to drink something sour?
This is really sour!
I really don't like it!
Are you okay?
Let's drink something sour.
Go ahead!
Please!
Go for it!
What? Don't do it!
Don't put it back!
Was it sour?
At first I thought I was going to burn.
That's how sour it is.
Next is Serika.
Serika, are you okay?
Can you do it?
Let's do it.
Serika's...
Serika, I'm worried about you.
Serika's jagarico interview.
Start!
Let's do it.
Excuse me!
Jagarico!
Okay, cut!
Cut!
You were out of tune.
Out of tune.
You missed the rhythm.
You were looking at me.
If you don't keep up with the rhythm...
That's right.
She was hoping for it.
It's bad manners.
You can't do that, it's a punishment.
I can't do it! It was close!
It wasn't close at all!
You can't do that! It wasn't close at all!
Look at it properly!
You can choose one.
- It's bad. - It's a bad drink.
- It's bad, it's bad. - It's a bad drink.
- It's really bad. - Please!
Please!
What's wrong?
- Looks like you're going to throw up. - I'm definitely going to throw up.
- Drink it up! - Drink it up!
- Don't go!
- Don't go, Sonet! - Drink it up!
- Drink it up!
- Ah! - Okay, how is it?
- This is really bad. - It's really bad.
- This is good! - You've been watching us until now!
- You've been drinking it because it was bad, right? - Everyone's reaction is good, right?
- Everyone? - I thought it would be okay, but...
- You thought it would be okay? - I almost threw up.
- You thought it would be okay, but it was bad, right? - It was bad.
- Drink some water, drink some water. - Okay.
- Okay, next is Ota-chan! - Yes.
- Should we do this? - Are you okay? - Yes.
- Can you do it, Baba? - No, it's just...
- It's just that you're wearing it, so... - The tension is also like...
- It's like that, right? - It might go pretty fast, right?
- Yes, it's really bad. - Okay, Ota-chan's Jagarico Interview, start!
- Get in a fight! - Eh?
- It's really bad! - It's too much!
- You heard it, right? - No, but...
- Get in a fight! - Get in a fight!
- You have to put in that rhythm, that melody. - Get in a fight!
- Get in a fight!
- It's really bad! - Eh?
- Let's do it again. - Okay.
- Ota-chan's challenge, start!
- Get angry! - Jagarico!
- Get disappointed! - Jagarico!
- While confessing! - Jagarico!
- To your lover! - Jagarico!
- A deadly attack! - Jagarico!
- A love beam! - Jagarico!
- Take the first prize! - Jagarico!
- You did it, but it wasn't funny. - I tried my best to keep up with you.
- You did it, but it wasn't funny. - It's tough!
- Can you do it? - It's not about the time!
- I won't do it! - Ah, you're running away.
- About three times. - You don't need the rhythm!
- You don't need the rhythm!
- Be happy! - Jagarico!
- Oh, the side dishes! Jagarico! - They're the same!
- Ah, it's funny! - No, no, it's not funny!
- I'm his friend! - It has nothing to do with rhythm!
- You're homerUncle for now! - Of course!
- What's up? What's up? - Staff-san made his Mississippi roles now!
I've decided! I've decided!
What do you mean?
I've written "this paper is for you."
Staff-san wrote it.
Show me. Show me.
I didn't write it at all.
See? I didn't write it.
I didn't write it.
That's not good. Adults are scary.
Next! Sour drink?
Let's go with sour drink.
Well then...
Don't go.
Bye-bye.
You're so arrogant.
Pitch-pitch.
Let's go.
Onee-san!
Yes!
How is it?
What's with the hand?
Put it in. Put it in.
You're scared of putting it in, right? You're scared of putting it in, right? I know.
Why are you scared of putting it in?
One, two!
It definitely stinks!
It stinks! It's really...
It's sour, right?
It's sour and tough!
It makes you mouth smell bad.
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks!
It really stinks!
It stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
It smells like garbage you took out this morning.
It stinks! It stinks!
So, that was Jagarico Maker 3!
Thank you!
Ota-chan, didn't you say that it's trending now?
Yes!
You did it. You did it.
You've learned a lot from this.
Things like this are trending now.
Right? Things like this...
Everyone is doing it, so everyone...
Stop it!
I'm definitely not doing it!
Serika-chan is definitely not doing it.
No, I'm not!
But...
Look at her!
You can't do that with all that stuff around you!
It was pretty good!
Right?
I've learned a lot.
Everyone, please tell us about trendy games.
That's right!
Out of you, what's trending right now?
Huh?
Tetris?
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Is it something like this? A game you know of?
No, it's old!
That's right!
It's that old!
Do you have a buzzword you've been using lately?
Buzzword?
Something you've been doing lately.
Something I've been doing lately?
I don't have one...
Huh?
Let's see...
Something like that! Huh?
Something I've been doing lately?
What are you doing?
I don't have one...
Hurry up and check it!
Hurry up and check it and follow us!
That's it for "Don't Call Ohta Nao's Mom"!
Yay!
I see.
Now that we've thought about it, it's about time for us to say goodbye.
We did a lot of things today, but how was it?
Did you learn a lot from Ohta-chan?
On the contrary, I feel like I've gotten older.
You've received a lot of punishment, right?
That's right.
Serika-chan, did you watch the recording properly?
Watch the previous person.
I did watch it, but...
Did you forget about it?
I did forget about it.
Did you forget about it in your own bar?
Yes.
That was a good one, everyone.
Yes, and with that...
Let's end with this!
Today's Cosplay Center!
Good morning!
Yay!
Now, we hope you'll enjoy today's Cosplay Center as well.
Who did their best to become the center in the ending song?
Now, Asahi-kun, please announce the winner.
Today's Cosplay Center is...
Who is it?
It's not Genki-kohai.
Ota-chan!
I'm your fan.
The last sour drink made me want to kiss you.
Are you afraid of social media?
I feel it the most.
We feel it the most.
But it's okay.
Let's do our best.
It's been a while, right?
Yes, it's been a while.
Let's do it.
I'm looking forward to listening to this song.
Yes, every time.
It's hard to listen to this song.
We can't listen to AKB songs up close like this.
I'm looking forward to what you'll sing for us today.
Oh, you put on lipstick.
Yes, it's okay.
Is it okay?
Please stand by.
Let's go.
Ota-chan will be the center.
Let's listen to today's ending song and say goodbye.
Here we go!
I shouldn't do this.
I didn't realize it at school.
I was surprised when we met in the city.
I just remembered that you're a man.
You know me, don't you?
I'm not sure if I should talk to you or not.
Let me talk to you.
Even if someone sees me and rumors about me,
I'm fine.
Why are you running away from me?
Why are you smiling at me?
Why are you with me?
Why are you keeping such a distance from me?
Why are you teaching me?
Why are you dating me?
Why are you with me?
Why are you lying to me?
Today's line is different from usual.
Why?