AISubs v3.5
We are Team 8's 6 members of Kansai.
Today we are 5, but...
Among Team 8...
No, no...
Among AKB48...
No, no, no...
Among all idols...
We will shine brightly...
And aim for No. 1...
Here...
Right now...
In this world...
Kansai Action...
Start!
Yay!
Thank you!
Please take care of me!
Now, let me introduce you to a lively singer!
It's the two of you, Mickey!
Hello!
I heard you!
Nice to meet you!
Were you sleeping?
Yes, I was sleeping.
Until just now, Mickey was fixing my rough skin.
Your rough skin is terrible.
Thank you.
Today, Senika is also resting.
It's really hard for you to get together.
What are you doing?
When did you get together?
You were resting the other day.
When I thought you were resting and came back, you were cutting your hair.
I cut it.
Tomo-chan?
Yes?
You look beautiful today, too.
Today is probably the day I'm in the best condition this year.
Is that so?
But during rehearsal, you said you didn't like it, but you held back your lips.
Why?
Because we told you to.
Why?
I was worried about it.
You said you didn't like it, but you said you were fine with it.
I was worried about it.
Don't worry about it.
Let's keep it in our hearts.
Now, Team A and Kansai will challenge various things in order to become Kosori's No. 1.
The members who work the hardest today will receive Kosori Center's rewards.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, let's start the members' Kosori Talk.
First of all, Yamada-chan, Ruka-chan, Ota-chan, let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
It's been a while since we recorded.
The members have grown up again.
It's a thing that says growth doesn't stop.
Everyone says their knees hurt.
It's a thing that says growth doesn't stop.
Everyone says their knees hurt.
Kosori Talk, start!
Hi, I'm Yamada Nanami, representing Hyogo Prefecture.
I made a mistake the other day.
I made rice with ginger.
I mixed sugar and salt by mistake and added a lot of salt.
It's like a salty ginger fried rice.
Thank you very much!
Scary, scary, scary.
She came back and said scary, scary.
Ok, next, Ruka-chan, let's go!
Hi, I'm Yamamoto Ruka!
The first mistake I made was that I prepared a big present for my friend and said "Happy Birthday!" and she said "What are you talking about? It's not over yet!"
Ok, next, Ota-chan, let's go!
Yes, hello. Yesterday or the day before, I finished my rehearsal for "Butai no Karashi" at Tokyo Park.
For the first time, the "standing ovation" was really amazing and I was so moved.
When I said it on social media, it wasn't "standing ovation" but "standing ovation" and I was told that.
I made a mistake.
What's with you?
When you say it like that, everyone...
What's with you?
"Standing ovation"?
"Ovation"?
You thought it was "ovation"?
I thought it was "ovation" and I was told that.
"Ovation"?
Standing o...
"Ovation"?
When you said "ovation", didn't you feel uncomfortable?
I thought everyone said that, so I didn't have any questions.
I'm scared. If you keep making mistakes like that in the future, don't watch the show and stop saying "standing ovation".
First of all, let's go with this one.
Secretly bringing it in segment!
Who is it?
To reveal who it is, the members will secretly bring it in this segment.
This segment's sponsor is...
This song! Here you go!
"Hayaoshi"!
"Hayaoshi" is a name of a salmon, but "salmon" is...
If you convert it to current prices, it's about 90 yen.
If you do that, it's 2,700 yen in one year.
2,700 yen in one month!
If you do that in one year, it's 32,850 yen.
If you do showrooms early in the morning, it's about 50,000 yen in one year and six months.
"Gojihan no Onna" by Momoka Onishi.
Momoka Onishi!
She's good at this too!
Yamada-kun!
It's Yamada-kun, right?
It's Yamada-chan, right?
It's Yamada-kun, right?
It's Yamada-chan, right?
It's Yamada-kun!
Can you tell us about your plan for today?
My plan is...
Momoka Onishi's "Onishi-kiri"!
"Onishi-kiri"!
I've done a lot of crazy "onishi-kiri" on the radio,
but I couldn't think of anything good at the time,
and I wanted to get better at "onishi-kiri",
so I decided to make this plan!
So you want to get better!
The secret to getting better at "onishi-kiri" is to do a lot of it!
That's right!
Today, Onishi-chan will do "onishi-kiri",
which is also called "onishi-kiri"!
Yay!
"Onishi-kiri"!
Can you explain it to me?
No, I won't!
I won't do it if you don't tell me!
What's with your voice?
Why is it like that?
That's right! When I woke up this morning, it went somewhere!
That surprised me! I'll explain it to you!
Everyone will be asked a variety of "onishi-kiri" questions,
and Onishi-chan will have to come up with an idea for "onishi-kiri"!
The rest of the members will have to guess what "onishi-kiri" Onishi-chan will answer!
"Onishi-kiri" sounds fun!
If you think "onishi-kiri" is the most fun,
everyone will have to come up with an answer that's close to "onishi-kiri"!
If no one guesses it right, Onishi-chan will have one "zabuton"!
If someone guesses it right, the "zabuton" will be taken away!
By the way, if you think "onishi-kiri" is really fun,
I, the host, will give you a "zabuton"!
Yay!
Please aim for something fun!
Asahi-kun will think of "onishi-kiri" with the rest of the members!
You're one step ahead of us!
If you're an entertainer...
Don't underestimate me!
Huh?
Don't underestimate me!
I'm worried about your voice!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Okay, let's go!
By the way, if you think "onishi-kiri" is really fun,
I, the host...
Ah, I'm sorry!
Sorry!
You're fast!
Good work!
Please stand by!
I'm sorry!
She said it again!
Okay!
"Onishi-kiri" by Momoka-san!
Yes!
"Onishi-kiri" is sexy!
Is it good?
It's cute!
It's pink!
It's sexy!
I don't like it!
That's right! From girls to girls, we're able to see the moment they change! Thank you very much!
It's true, when we first met, it was about a year ago.
That's right, it was a year ago.
It's completely different now!
I'm happy!
You were singing with excitement!
I can't sing! I can't sing!
It's not like that, but...
Please have a seat.
Yes, yes, yes!
Alright, I'm going to get a Zabuton!
Please get a lot of Zabutons!
Let's do our best!
Alright!
Let's do our best!
I'm worried about you girls!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Alright, let's go!
We'll start right away!
The first question!
It's a Momoka Catchphrase work!
I see!
Please take a look at this!
Here it is!
Momoka, Catchphrase, Momoka, Momoka...
It's such a work!
Momoka's "mo" means "I'm already 20 years old"
Momoka's "mo" means "a little more from now on"
Lastly, "ka"!
Please answer this "ka" part with funny sentences!
I see!
You can answer as many as you like!
It's difficult!
Oni-san is already first place!
It's difficult!
Alright, let's go!
Singing time, start!
Onishi-chan has to think about it first!
I see...
What should I do?
A little more from now on
I'm already 20 years old
A little more from now on
"ka" starts with "ka"
Please think about Onishi-chan and answer funny sentences!
I'm worried!
Wait a minute. First of all, Onishi-chan will answer.
I see. I think I can answer this one.
Onishi-chan's pen is moving a lot.
Is it that good?
Yes, it is.
You did it. Now you can hide it.
Onishi-chan did it. Please guess the answer.
Okay.
Let's go. Let's start with the one who did it.
Okay.
Who will go first?
Let's start with Asahi-kun.
Asahi-kun?
Let's go.
Okay, let's go. Momoka's catchphrase is...
From now on, I will...
I will...
I will fix curry porridge.
No, it's not curry.
It's not curry at all.
You're still a teenager.
Oh, I see.
You can't do it.
Okay, let's go.
You can't write it like that.
Okay, Ruka-chan, let's go.
Ruka-chan, let's go.
I'm already 20 years old.
From now on...
Oh!
I will make money!
Oh, that's right!
That's kind of you!
What about you, Yamada-chan?
Yamada-chan, let's go!
I'm already 20 years old.
From now on...
I will make money!
That's not a catchphrase!
You can't do it like that, Onishi-chan!
You only think about money.
From now on...
No, don't think like that.
That's kind of you.
From now on...
I'm already...
20 years old.
Yeah!
20 years old.
Are you 20 years old?
Well, I'm 20 years old, so...
So.
Well, if you know about your birthday, you should know.
I know.
Okay, let's go with your birthday.
I'm counting on you.
I'm 20 years old, too.
From now on...
I'm going to be extreme.
It's a photo book sale.
Oh, I see.
I'm going to be extreme.
Well...
Let's go with one photo book.
Oh!
One photo book.
This one?
Is this okay?
It's okay.
It's like...
We're getting closer.
We're thinking of a picture.
I'm going to be extreme.
Okay, let's go with a toy.
Okay.
Please.
Ready?
Mou...
Ka...
Ka... Ka...
With a high "ka" sound.
"Mou watashi mo hatachi mochotto korekara wa...
...kabosoi watashi o dakishimete."
Kabosoi watashi o dakishimete.
It's a kabosoi.
Okay, one page.
Yay!
Yes!
Okay, let's go, Yamada.
"Mou watashi mo hatachi mochotto korekara wa...
...karashi o tabeteotta."
Why?
It's not related.
Maybe it is?
- Really? - Yes.
- Then let's go. - Yes.
- What is it? - I'm already 20 years old.
It's hard for me to want to eat moldy pot rice from now on.
- Crazy! - Who?
Who?
Who said that?
- Did Onishan say that? - It's Onishan.
- Did Onishan say that? - It's hard for me to want to eat moldy pot rice from now on.
- I've never heard Onishan say that. - I've never heard of it.
What is it about?
I don't know.
- But it's quite difficult. - Yes!
- Ohama-chan. - Yes.
Ohama-chan, let's go!
Eh, is it okay?
I'm already 20 years old.
From now on...
I want to drop people easily.
Hey!
What was that stimulating feeling earlier?
- You're making me laugh. - You're making me laugh.
It's a little stimulating.
- But so far, it's not very similar. - It's not very similar?
- What is it about? - Hint! Hint! Hint!
- I'm happy. - But...
It's a little different from Onishi's image.
- It's like a big cut. - It's a big cut.
- I've prepared it. - Because it's a big cut, it's interesting is the premise.
So far, it's interesting...
It's almost none.
- Ehh? - Ehh?
- Recalculate your answers.
It's none, right?
Ehh?
From now on...
Right?
- From now on... - I see.
Because you're 20 years old, you'll have many opportunities to challenge yourself, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
There may be many opportunities like that.
- I see. - It's a big cut.
Answer it in a big cut.
- I see. - Forget about Onishi-chan for now.
What kind of type is Onishi-chan?
What kind of type?
- Huh? - What kind of type?
- I have no idea. - I thought you were going to say something else.
- You're right. - You're so slow-witted.
- You're slow-witted. - You're not thinking about Onishi-chan at all.
Maybe we shouldn't think about Onishi-chan.
- What? - Huh? - Yeah, that's true.
- But I got it. - You got it. - Okay.
- I'm 20 years old now. - 20 years old.
- I'm 20 years old now. - From now on,
say goodbye to me of the past.
Now, let's listen to a song.
however
Why?
Why do you have to say it?
Why do you have to say Gray's "however"?
Because you look like you can sing it.
I'm shocked you can sing it.
Why do you have to say Gray's "however"?
Because you're different.
You're an idol, an AKB idol.
You're an AKB member.
Why do you have to say Gray's "however"?
There's a lot.
There's a lot of "however"s.
Yes!
Who?
Yes!
Ota!
Ota-chan, let's go!
I'm already 20 years old.
From now on, I'm going to make my heels slippery.
Don't rub it!
It's not a bad thing, but if you add a little age...
Wow!
Don't mess with me like that, Ota-chan!
I'm not!
Wow!
I didn't want to do it!
You're mean!
I thought I only had a good personality!
You're wrong!
How could you say that!
You're wrong!
It's very smooth. It's smooth, but I didn't think about it.
That doesn't mean you should say anything.
It starts with your face.
Aze, you can do it, right?
I can do it.
Please.
Just a little more.
Go to Korea and get plastic surgery!
Go! Go!
No! No!
Idols don't say things like that!
What?
Don't mix up the letters "seikei" like that.
"Seikei" "seikei" "seikei" "seikei"
seikei
Stop it!
It's not smooth at all!
Ruka-chan, you can do it!
Yes!
I'm already 20 years old.
I'm going to work harder from now on!
Is this about your manager?
No, it's about me!
I'll give you a hint!
The next letter after "ka" is "mi".
"Kami"?
"Mi"?
"Kami"?
It's easy to match, isn't it?
Oh! It's "gencho"!
"Kami", "kami"
You're kind, Onishi.
It's funny because you said it in general!
You shouldn't say it normally!
I see!
Do you understand?
Wait, this is too much.
I'm already 20 years old. I'm going to grow my hair out!
This is too much!
This is really too much!
Too much!
Don't say it like you cut your hair!
I'm growing it out now.
Is it close?
Hmm...
Yes!
I'm already 20 years old. I'm going to grow my hair out!
That's too much!
I'm going to grow it out!
Grow it out?
It might be similar.
Okay, Ase. Let's go with Ase.
Okay!
Okay, Ase.
I'm already 20 years old. I'm going to...
God!
No!
God!
What's going on?
The content is...
What's going on?
Even though it's God, you're doing it.
Okay! That's enough!
What?!
Out of all of your drawings, which one is closest?
Okay!
Please choose one.
This one!
Which one is closest?
Please choose one.
Out of all of your drawings, which one is closest?
This one!
Then...
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Hama-chan, which one do you think is closest?
This one!
Embracing me who is thin...
But you chose the western character.
I think it's good if the nuance is similar.
Okay, next is Ota-chan.
I'm going to go extreme!
I see. The nuance.
Okay, next is Yamada-chan.
I'm going to grow my hair out!
You're the only one who said "God" so you're getting close.
You're going to grow your hair out.
Okay, next is Ruka-chan.
I'm going to make money.
I don't think you will.
That's disgusting.
Next is Rafael.
I'm going to get plastic surgery in Korea.
That's definitely not it!
That's definitely not it.
You don't have all of it but you really don't.
Maybe.
Maybe there is a phrase "Korea".
Maybe it's in Korea.
Maybe there is something like "Korea's new room".
I see.
Even though you said "God".
Okay, let's go with Ota-chan's answer.
I'm already 20 years old.
I'm going to...
I'm going to grow my hair out.
What does that mean?
What do you mean "hair out"?
Hair out.
What does that mean?
It's like a big bug.
What does that mean?
Hair out means there is a bug.
A bug.
I'm already 20 years old so I'm going with that.
That's unthinking!
Hair out.
That's unthinking!
You've realized it, haven't you?
That trend has gone beyond your imagination.
That's right.
That answer.
I see.
That's how Ruka-chan does it in her role.
That was a big loss for you but we didn't expect it.
Yamada-kun, Onishi-yan, and Zabuton, one.
Zabuton is difficult too.
It's hard for Yamada-kun too.
Yamada-kun, you just have to bring it.
You just have to bring it.
Everyone, you can see the warning and measures, right?
You can go further than you can imagine.
If not, I think Afei is the closest.
In Korea, there is a possibility of sexual harassment.
Now, let's go with the second question.
Let's go.
The second question is this!
"The photo book of Onishi Momoka, which has finally been completed,
is said by the people around him, who, upon seeing it, are speechless."
"The photo book of Onishi Momoka, which has finally been completed,
is said by the people around him, who, upon seeing it, are speechless."
I see.
It's something you can say, right?
The people around you are speechless.
Onishi will release the photo book.
What did I say when I saw it?
I see.
And the people around you are speechless.
Oh, Yamada-chan!
What did you say when you saw it?
Oh, I want to eat it!
That's the worst!
I'll remove it!
No, please!
Okay!
Okay, let's go, Hama-chan!
What did you say when you saw it?
I want to touch it.
That's scary!
That's gross!
I'm a little scared.
Okay, let's go, Ruka-chan!
What did you say when you saw it?
Oh, my eyes!
That's gross!
AAAHH!
What did you say?!
Let's go, Ota-chan!
What did you say when you saw it?
She's a girl.
You always say that!
I always say that!
That's gross!
Don't mind him!
She says it every time we have this kind of subject.
When I say anything, I think of speechless.
So you're not allowed to use this topic.
- What is "one word that surprised everyone"? - "One word that surprised everyone".
"One word that surprised everyone". Basically, if you say "one word", you might slip.
- This is scary. - I see.
- Yes. Oni-chan, are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready.
- Oni-chan, you're fast. - No, I'm not!
- Oh, Yamao-chan. - No way!
- Then, what is "one word that surprised everyone"? - Huh? Huh? That many? That many?!
- That's... - No way!
- That's a problem for photographers, too! - No way!
- You're going to take that off?! - Then, Ase-kun, what is "one word that surprised everyone"?
- I-I-I... How much is this? - No!
- Stop it! - How much is it?
- Stop it! - Oh, really?
- That's too gross! - Yes!
- Ota-chan, let's go! - Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
- What's going on?! Who are you saying "boobs" to?! - Who are you saying "boobs" to?!
- Then, Hama-chan, let's go! - Yes!
- One word that surprised everyone is... - I don't want it to be pink, I want it to be my color!
- Why are you trying to say something good?! - Hama-chan, one word!
- Yay! I did it! - Yay!
- I'm sure there are people like me who think like that.
- I'm looking forward to seeing the photos. - Me too.
- Have you already taken a lot of photos? - No, not yet.
- Not yet?! - Not yet, for now.
- I see. - Yes.
- Ase will also be in it. - Oh!
- Is that so?! - Ase...
- Ase will be in the calendar. - Wow!
- Is he alone? - Huh?
- Huh?
- Kousei will be in it...
- Ase and Kuroneko will be in it.
- I lost to a cat! - I lost to a cat!
- I want to put it up too.
- Isn't there anyone who wants me to put up a photo album?
- Take it yourself... - Oh, take it yourself!
- Oh, I want to be self-employed! Are you underestimating me?!
- Are you underestimating me?! - No, no, no...
- It's from above, right? Since you're putting up a photo album. - Yes!
- Okay, let's go, Hama-chan! What is the first word that came to your mind?!
- Oh, I like it!
- Wow, that's gross!
- You know me, don't you?!
- Yes!
- Okay, let's go, Ase! What is the first word that came to your mind?!
- A-A-A-A-Akimoto-sensei, thank you!
- Why do I have to thank Akimoto-sensei?!
- It's not like Akimoto-sensei said it for no reason!
- No, it's not like that. It's Akimoto-sensei's...
- Why do you have to thank me?!
- Okay, we'll end it here!
- Okay!
- Okay, among the things that Onisha has written...
- What is it?!
- There was something similar, right?
- Everyone's answer!
- What was it? I forgot.
- Momo-chan...
- It's okay, let's look at everyone's answers first.
- I forgot.
- Why did you forget?!
- What was it?
- Naniiro-yaki!
- It's not Naniiro-yaki...
- You're trying to go with Momohiro!
- Well, we'll decide on one and have you give it out.
- It doesn't have to be one you just wrote.
- What?!
- It's this one.
- What should I do?
- Let's start with Ota-chan. - It's the same one.
- Ota-chan... - Circle!
- I'm sure you're talking about boobs. - Looks like you like it.
I don't hate men!
But I don't see Onishi-chan like that.
She's like a little sister to me.
That's right. She's like a little sister but no one thinks of me like a big brother.
- She's like a big sister. - You're talking all the time.
That's my job!
If you guys shut up, I have to talk!
That's my job, Yamato-chan.
- Yamato-chan... - Oh, that's...
That's a good one.
- Then... - This one.
- That's a good one. - It's like you're whispering.
- Hamo-chan, what's up? - I got a leg for a second.
I've never heard of numbness but does your leg itch?
- Hamo-chan, what about you? - Yes!
- I want to touch it! - You want to touch it.
- What about you, Asei? - Me?
- What about you, Akimoto-sensei? - Why am I looking at Onishi-chan's photo album
and not Akimoto-sensei's photo album?
- Why are you looking at your own photo album? - I like that one better.
- You like that one better? - I like that one better.
- Isn't that Akimoto's original photo album? - No, it's not.
Oh, it is.
- Then, let's go, Onishi-chan! - Yes!
- Onishi-chan! - Yes!
A few words I'd like to share with you and...
I like it more masculine.
- Huh? - What? - What do you mean? - What's going on?! - Everyone, correct!
- Who said it? - I did! - Tosei-san said men are more typical than women.
- That's right! - Akimoto-sensei said it!
- Akimoto-sensei is the best! - How could you say such a thing?
Don't wake it up!
If the members don't wake it up, it's fine, but you don't wake it up!
- That was close. - It was a little close, wasn't it?
- It was close. - Yes.
- But it's not completely close. - Oh, I see.
- So I'll give Onishi-chan one tablet. - Oh, yay!
Why don't you just bring it?
- It's no use. Yamada-kun will get punished for it. - That's right.
- I'll put a round bread on it for you, Yamada - kun. - No, no!
- Now, let's move on to the third tablet! - Yes, yes!
The third tablet is "I don't like Onishi-Momoka like this!"
- It's "What kind of Onishi-Momoka is it?" - Yes.
- It's simple! "I don't like Onishi-Momoka like this!" - It's simple, isn't it?
- "What kind of Onishi-Momoka is it?" - It's like a gift.
It's very simple.
- Hmm... - I wonder what it is.
- Right? - It's a gift, isn't it?
Well, I'm sure you know about Onishi-Momoka, but I won't tell you about Onishi-chan.
- Because you're the one who writes it. - That's right.
You write about yourself.
- Onishi-chan, you're fast! - You're amazing!
- You're amazing! You've already done it, haven't you? - I've done it.
- You don't like it when you do it like this, do you? - I don't like it when people do it like this.
- Oh, then I'll do it like this. - Oh, then let's go, Yamato-chan.
I don't like this Onishi-Momoka. What kind of Onishi- Momoka is it?
- Oh, I forgot about "Hairless Man". - No, I don't like that.
- No? - "Idols are bald."
- I don't like girls. - Idols are bald. I don't like that.
- Then, Hama-chan, let's go. "I don't like this Onishi-Momoka. What kind of..."
- "It's not 5 and a half o'clock, it's 4 and a half." - That's too early!
- You're too early! - I don't like it!
- "I don't like it! It's too early! Who's coming?" - I don't like it!
- Then, Aseku, let's go. "I don't like this Onishi-Momoka. What kind of Onishi-Momoka is it?"
- "Bottom-of-the-body tank." - I don't like it!
- I don't like it!
- "Caterpillar-style." - "Caterpillar-style."
- You can tell right away.
- Oni-san was here. - I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it, caterpillar!
- Then, Ota-chan, let's go. "I don't like this Onishi-Momoka. What kind of..."
- "Is it Onishi-Momoka with lips like Kousei - san's?" - I don't like it!
- "It's surprisingly plump!" - I don't like it!
- "It's surprisingly plump!" - Don't lick it before "surprisingly plump"!
- I don't like it!
- I'm conscious of it, but it's still a dry lips. I don't like it!
I'm doing it with my lips as a turning point.
Okay, let's go, Ama-chan.
I don't like this kind of Oonishi Momoka. What kind of Oonishi Momoka?
Oh, she had a nosebleed.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I don't like it when idols have a nosebleed.
Wait, it's close.
Answer!
It's close.
But it's not really Oonishi, it's more like "as a human being."
As a human being.
I didn't really know about myself.
As a human being.
If a human being, like a friend, is like this...
It's not like "I don't like it."
It's like "I don't like it."
As a human being.
But forget about Oonishi and go back to the beginning.
Seriously?
Seriously!
Is it okay if it's not funny?
That's not okay.
Because it's seriously!
Oh, I see.
You've seen it before, right?
It's funny.
Try it out.
The way you eat is dirty.
It's not funny!
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's go.
Yamada-chan.
It stinks.
It's not funny!
It's the same.
Where? Which one?
Curry like Kousei-san.
It's the same.
It's not the same.
It's not funny.
It stinks and it's the same.
Kousei-san said it and it's not funny.
Yay!
A big cut.
A big cut, at least!
What's a big cut?
It's definitely funny.
Please give us a funny answer.
Funny?
I see.
Please.
Funny answer...
Please show us more and more, everyone.
Ade-kun, shall we go?
Yes!
Which one do you like better, this one or that one?
If it's full moon, I'll say "bawoo!"
I don't like it.
Only when it's full moon.
That's right, because it's wolf festival.
That's right.
I don't like it.
It's funny.
It's noisy and people say "catapilla".
It's basically noisy.
Yes, it's basically noisy.
Okay!
Okay, let's go, Hama-chan!
Which one do you like better, this one or that one?
Well...
Every year, I wear short sleeves and short pants!
I'm curious about your English!
I'm curious about your English! You're so bad at it!
Is that you, Onishi-chan?
What is that?
It's elementary school English!
Come here!
Okay, Ota-chan, let's go!
Ota-chan, which one do you like better, this one or that one?
When it's full moon, I'll say "miani!"
I don't like it!
Well, it's full moon, so it's fine.
Even if it's full moon, there are people who are still awake like me.
Like me.
Okay, Ruka-chan, let's go!
Which one do you like better, this one or that one?
When it's full moon, I'll say "miki!"
I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
I like it!
Okay, everyone chose it!
Okay, everyone, let's decide on the answer!
But the answer is...
But there was something similar!
There was?!
There was something similar!
What is it?
I don't know!
There was something similar!
I don't know, I don't know!
If it's this obvious, there must be something similar!
Something similar?
Eh, "asage"?
No, that's not it.
But there were a few similar ones!
"chirahora"!
There was one?
There was one!
chirahora
There was "chirahora"!
Let's pick up what you think it is and say it out loud.
Asei, have you decided?
Yes, I have.
Which one do you think it is, Asei?
- Me? - Yes.
I think it's "danna" meaning "husband" in Japanese.
No, don't say it like that!
Don't say "dashen"! Say "dashen"!
Don't say "dashen"!
Well, it's fine.
"danna" meaning "husband" in Japanese.
Or "aibou" meaning "partner" in Japanese.
"aibou" means "partner" in Japanese.
That's fine.
Let's start with Hamachan.
Yes! "kousei" meaning "boyfriend" in Japanese.
That's fine.
"detashi" meaning "stinking" in Japanese.
That's fine.
"neoki" meaning "full of" in Japanese.
"kuchimoto" meaning "mouth" in Japanese.
It's overflowing.
I see, it's overflowing.
I don't like it.
Next is Yamada-chan.
"kusai" meaning "stinking" in Japanese.
"kusai"!
I don't like "kusai".
You like "kusai", don't you?
Next is Ruka-chan.
"kousei" meaning "boyfriend" in Japanese.
What about you, Asei-kun?
By the way, Asei-kun...
Right now, you have your bangs down.
But when you raise them up, you have one more face.
That's scary!
You're good!
Just by hiding it...
You're good!
You have one more face.
That's scary!
By the way, the number of "zabutons" is...
"hamachan" is...
Three!
"otachan" is...
Two!
"yamada-chan" is...
One!
What about you, Asei?
One!
That's scary!
The answers are endless!
What will the results be?
What did Onishi-chan answer?
Please give us your answers!
Okay!
I don't like this Onishi-momoka!
By the way, what kind of Onishi-momoka is it?
kogekusai
"kogekusai"!
"kusai" means "curry" or "shu"...
It's not "curry" or "shu"!
It's "kusai" and it's "yamada-chan"!
You're good!
Okay!
Congratulations!
"zabuton" and "yamada-chan"!
What does "kogekusai" mean?
I don't like "kogekusai" that much.
"zabuton" and "yamada-chan" by Onishi-chan!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Wow!
You did it!
That's great!
"kusai" is...
I don't like it...
You don't like "kogekusai", do you?
I was wondering if you could say "kusai" like this...
Let's check the number of "zabutons"!
Onishi-chan has...
Two!
Three!
Behama-chan has...
Three!
And "yamada-chan" has two!
Two!
"yamada-chan" has two!
"luka-chan" has two!
And "ase-kun" has...
One!
That's cute!
One "zabuton"!
That's not enough!
You have to do something to make people laugh!
You don't have to do that...
And so...
The champions with the most "zabutons" are...
Onishi-chan and...
Behama-chan!
Oh!
Two!
With three "zabutons", "mugoto" and "oogiri" queen have been decided!
Congratulations!
It was a close match!
No one was able to break through!
It was a 3-to-3 draw!
How was it, Onishi-chan?
Yes! I still think "oogiri" is difficult...
It's difficult!
I want to work harder from now on!
I hope you'll support me!
I don't want you to support me!
It's not like you're good at anything!
I don't want you to support me at all!
Everyone, do your best!
Otherwise you'll mess up!
It's "oogiri"!
Please do your best!
And so, that was "how to bring in "kosori"!
Let's enjoy the members' "kosori talk"!
Onishi-chan and Hana-chan, please come out!
I'm coming out!
Are you okay, everyone?
I heard you say that...
Yeah!
You said it!
As expected!
It's not like you're good at anything!
It's nice to be young!
It's hard to believe!
Let's start "kosori talk"!
Hello, I'm Onishi Emomoka!
One thing I've missed lately is...
The other day, I went back to Nara's house.
It was April 12th at the time.
When I was at my mom's workplace,
there were a lot of "mother's day" things on sale.
I thought it was "mother's day" tomorrow,
so I bought "mother's day" presents and gave them to my mom.
She said "already?"
I said "why?"
She gave me "mother's day" presents on May 13th,
so I gave her "mother's day" presents.
Bye-bye!
What do you mean, "bye-bye"?
What's with you?
Hama-chan, let's go!
Hello, I'm Hama!
One thing I've missed lately is...
I've always been a good girl,
so I've never missed anything!
That's not true!
You've never missed anything, right?
No, I haven't.
Really?
You're kidding me!
You've never used a beer bottle in the bathroom, right?
No, I haven't!
You haven't?
Really?
Asahi, you do it too.
No, I don't!
No, you don't!
It's just for a second.
What was it again?
Standing operation.
Asahi, you're always on the "z" coaster.
What?!
You're always on the "z" coaster.
Oh, I see!
It's like you're falling on it.
Which one is the "z" coaster?
The "z" coaster doesn't feel right.
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
The "z" coaster is fast.
It's fast.
But it doesn't feel like you're falling.
But if you're on the "z" coaster, you don't feel like you're falling.
You're looking at the "z" coaster.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Seriously! It's not convincing at all!
It's not like "Dooon!" at all!
Okay, let's move on!
Quiz "I'm sorry for being so cocky!"
Okay, here's the quiz plan.
The rules are simple.
The other members will just guess what they like about themselves based on the questionnaire.
If you get it wrong, you'll become a cocky idol who says "what are you saying?" even though no one thinks like that.
So please be careful.
Previously, Ota-chan and Serika-chan won many prizes.
Ota-chan was quite old-fashioned.
Yes, I was being cocky at the end.
She was being cocky.
Everyone, please be careful not to be like that.
Okay, let's see what the other members think about themselves.
This week, we'll start with Yamada-chan!
Yes!
Yamada-chan has been resting lately.
That's right.
Please have a seat, Yamada-chan.
She discovered for herself what the other members think about her.
I see.
Of course, everyone likes Yamada-chan.
But Yamada-chan has something good about her.
Yes!
Here's what Yamada-chan thinks are good about the other members!
Yes!
Yes, first of all...
Wow!
Ota-chan, you're good at dancing and expressing yourself.
That's amazing.
You're good at dancing and expressing yourself.
You're different from the other members.
I've never seen anyone dance like that.
I saw it on a show.
It was amazing!
You're really good at it.
You have a good sense of movement.
I didn't know you could dance like that.
You're good at expressing yourself.
Also, Ota-chan and Serika-chan are both good at girls' dance.
No!
Ota-chan said "no" but...
Ota-chan, what do you mean?
I think you're the best at girls' dance in Kansai.
No way!
Even I think you're lying.
You're lying!
You're an idol and you're acting like one.
No!
You're good at girls' dance.
What do you think you're good at?
I think I'm good at "off" and...
No way!
Sometimes I think I'm good at girls' dance.
That's why I wrote it like that.
Serika too.
She's like a bad girl.
Also, Ruka-chan.
Yes.
Your performance is amazing.
Your dancing is amazing.
It's not that amazing.
You don't show that in "Counter Action", do you?
No, I don't.
You don't show it!
No, I don't.
No?
The next question is for Hama-chan.
Wait a minute.
Hama-chan, what do you think you're good at?
You have three chances.
This is hard!
What did I write?
What?
You have three chances.
I know.
I think we can do it in one try.
Good point.
You make a fuss with me.
No way!
Wait a minute!
It's close!
I know!
You make a fuss with me.
Let's move on to the second one.
The second one.
We're always together.
I know!
We're always together.
We're good friends.
Good point?
You think you're good at something.
You know?
Good!
You know?
You look like last time.
What are you going to talk about?
Me?
You're going to talk about something?
What about makeup?
We're both good at makeup.
How about Hama's makeup today?
She's in good condition.
She's like a gradation star.
Today, Yamada Nami has thick eyelashes.
Oh, you're right!
I know that.
Thick, right?
It's thicker than usual.
Oh, it is?
We say the same thing all the time.
That's how close you are, right?
Yes.
You're like a fool.
Yes!
The funny part!
Bye!
I don't think you're funny at all!
I'm sorry!
What a shame!
I wanted you to get it right!
What a shame!
The correct answer is...
This one!
The part where you poke me!
I see!
I'm usually funny and Nanako is the one who pokes me.
That's why I wanted you to get it right.
I see!
She pokes me.
Show us how funny you are.
Yay!
Yay! Nanako!
What a shame!
What is it?
Why are you doing it all of a sudden?
I'm not doing it all of a sudden!
What is it?
I'm not doing it all of a sudden!
Just poke me! Poke me!
You're already cute!
Are you a doggy?
I'm not a doggy!
I'm a human!
You're good!
Like this!
Of course!
Do you think you're funny?
No, no.
Do you think you're funny?
No, no.
Do you think you're funny?
I don't think so.
We laugh a lot when we're together.
I don't know.
We're happy.
We laugh because we're happy when we're together.
Do you think you're funny?
Hama doesn't think I'm funny.
Hama, do you think so?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
What's with you?
I'll say something funny like this.
Ya!
Poh!
Get you!
This!
This is funny!
It's not just a guitar or something like that.
It's funny!
Ya!
Poh!
Get you!
It's a full circle!
So, Yamada-chan will take the crown from her neck and apologize.
Please sit in the front.
What's this?
I don't like it.
Of course you don't like it.
It's a bunny knee.
Why are you pointing at the camera?
Why are you pointing at us?
I'm a mature idol. I'm really sorry!
Apologize more! Put your head on the ground! Rub it!
What were you doing, Ota-san?
Rub it, dear!
Ota-san, look at your face! Like you're looking at yourself in the past!
Take her to the corner of the studio and give her a reflection.
Stay there.
Of course.
What are you trying to do? I don't want you to think it's funny.
You're going to get in trouble like this?
I don't think it's funny!
Oh, no!
You're amazing!
Your reaction is different this year!
The sky is floating!
Yama-chan! Go away!
Go away!
I'm still nervous.
This is what Hana-chan thinks is good for everyone.
Yes!
Hana-chan, this is it.
Yamada-chan, you're high-tension even when you're having a hard time.
What do you mean?
Even when we're having a hard time, we get high- tension and talk together.
I see!
Even when you're feeling down, you encourage us and cheer us up.
That's right.
That's true.
Your smile is terrible.
What kind of smile is that?
You're smiling like a fool.
Next, Onishi-chan.
What makes you full of energy?
It's the same as Na-chan.
Even when we're feeling down, the sky is floating and cheering us up.
It makes you act like a fool.
Act like a fool?
Act like a fool.
If you don't act like a fool, you become a fool.
Don't say that!
I think you're a fool.
I'm not!
You're a fool, aren't you?
I'm not!
Act like a fool.
Everyone, did you have fun?
Become a clown and...
Go away!
Next, Serika-chan's mouth shape is...
What?
It's ugly.
I'm happy.
Make your mouth shape and make your mouth shape.
Why do you have such a face?
You're a clown.
But your mouth shape is unique.
Next, Ruka-chan.
Yes.
Your mouth shape is surprisingly good.
Really?
She's the youngest member of Kansai.
That's right.
Don't talk.
You only talk when we give you orders.
Don't talk.
Your mouth shape is surprisingly good.
You're the youngest member of Kansai.
But you understand and care about your teammates.
You're reliable.
You're a clown.
Your mouth shape is surprisingly good.
It's not about how you look.
Next, Ota-chan.
Ota-chan has something good about you.
You have three chances.
Let's go.
First one.
You gave me a hint too soon.
I'll tell you one by one.
First one.
What do you think it is?
It's like you're like "Ah, I don't have this kind of part"
The part where my skin is white.
No way!
I don't think you have white skin.
I thought you were black.
Serika-chan has it.
What should I do?
Do you think you have white skin?
I think everyone thinks so.
Ah, everyone thinks so about Hama-chan?
Yay!
No, you don't have white skin.
No, no, no.
Ota-chan has it.
Everyone thinks you have white skin.
What?
Ah, I know.
Do you know the second one?
What is it?
The second one, please.
It's funny.
Wrong!
Do you think it's funny?
I don't think so!
Hey, shut up!
You said you think it's funny.
What?
You said you think it's funny.
Shut up!
What?
You said you think it's funny.
You don't think it's funny at all.
Do you think you're funny?
I do.
See, you can do it!
Here we go!
Ah!
Yay!
Cute!
It's cute!
It's not funny.
It's cute!
It's funny.
The last one!
Please!
Your face is funny.
Your face is funny?
Wrong!
That's not true!
It's funny!
You're praising me!
I'm not praising you.
It's not that your face is funny.
My facial expressions are amazing.
What kind of facial expressions?
Show me your facial expressions.
It's one pattern, right?
I'm sorry.
Here is what you like about Hama-chan.
Innocent.
That's right.
Innocent.
That's what I like about you.
You're older now.
I want you to stay like you are now.
You haven't changed.
Why don't you think you're funny?
Don't you think you're funny?
You're laughing because you think you're innocent.
You're not funny.
When you first met me, you were running around saying you were pooping a lot.
You're really innocent.
You're saying thank you.
You've gone too far.
Hama-chan is determined to be an adult idol.
Here you go.
Apologize to her.
Here you go.
I'm an adult idol. I'm really sorry.
How can you apologize like that?
You too, Ama-chan.
Bye-bye.
You two, Omonnai.
Omonnaruka. This is Omonnaruka.
This is Omonnaruka.
This is the last one.
Okay, give me your hands.
That was funny.
You're still innocent.
And the person next to you...
Are you okay?
She's tired.
Okay, now...
People who don't know anything...
Don't know anything.
Don't know anything at all.
That's right.
You too, Sora.
I know now.
You know?
What?
You know you're overreacting?
Yes.
Why is it so dark in here?
I'll do it next time.
You too, look back and do your best.
Let's do our best.
That's it for "I'm Sorry I'm Overreacting".
Yay!
Next up is...
"Secretly Expanding" segment!
Yay!
Since we don't have much time left...
We've created a ranking for each theme.
Please choose a theme and guess it correctly.
Yay!
This week's theme is...
This one!
Oh!
I want to invite Asei to play on his day off, but I can't.
After all, he's an idol.
But I want to play with him!
I want to go on a picnic,
eat homemade ramen,
and play!
That's the ranking!
Yay!
Yay! Yay!
We finally finished it!
We're in the rankings now!
Stop doing the "call and response" thing with your chin.
Stop it.
Yay!
We're in the rankings now.
Yay!
We're in the rankings now, but next we'll invite you all to play and make you rank in the rankings!
Are you in?
Shall we all predict your ranks?
I want Asahi to play with me all the time, but I can't. I'm an idol, but I want to play with you.
I want to go on a picnic and eat hand-made ramen and have fun with you.
Right?
Well...
We don't play much in private, you know?
Now...
Open it up.
Here you go.
Don't laugh. What are you doing? Open it up.
Ouch!
You're good at poking fun at people!
Thank you for that.
I won't do it again.
Why?
You're amazing.
Okay, everyone.
Did you come up with your rankings?
Yes.
Please open up your rankings.
We'll do it in order.
In order?
One by one.
One, two...
Ban!
Oh! First place is Odissi-chan!
Second place is Luka-chan!
Third place is Hama-chan!
Fourth place is Yamada-chan!
Fifth place is Oto-chan!
Okay, let's line up now.
Let's start with first place.
Can we?
Yay!
Yeah, but sit down.
Okay, Azulay-kun.
Tell us about your rankings.
It's all about how much fun you can have on a picnic.
Okay, let's start with seventh place, Azulay-kun.
First place?
Let's start with first place.
Yay!
Let's start with fourth place.
Let's start with fourth place?
Okay, let's start with fourth place.
First, fourth place...
Oh, I'm nervous!
Yamada-chan, if you do it, you'll get it right.
Let's start with fourth place!
Yay!
Unubore!
Unubore-chan, stop it!
Who are you?!
What's up with him?!
He looks like he's about to talk to the wind.
Next, Sai!
Sai is...
Ota-chan!
Yay!
Ota-chan looks like she's having fun on average.
I see.
Exactly!
Next, Ni!
Ni is...
Ota-chan!
I see.
Yay!
Luka-chan and Yamada-chan are left!
Let's open them in one go!
First and fifth place is...
This one!
Yay!
Luka-chan!
What's up with you today, Yamada-chan?
Yamada-chan's image is that I'm going to go for a pachinko.
What?!
You're lining up in the morning.
I'm lining up in the morning.
You're not lining up!
I'm going to go for a pachinko. Right punch, right punch and stuff like that.
So, you failed to hit a hit.
Not at all.
Luka-chan is usually like that.
Luka-chan is like that too.
Let's go!
Normally, when you come back from the forest, you're covered in blood.
That's funny.
I'm laughing!
You're bleeding like crazy.
I'm laughing.
So, we have our rankings.
It's now time for the customer service corner!
Yay!
So, let's go for "kosori talk" with the rest of the members.
"kosori talk"?
Is everyone ready?
Yes, we're ready.
We're ready.
Should I do it?
Should I do "kosori talk"?
This is the ending.
Everyone, how was it today?
Some of you might have already forgotten.
It's the ending, so please stand up.
No, sit down.
Don't talk.
I stepped on you.
No, stand up.
It's the last one.
Lastly, we have today's customer service corner!
Yay!
Today's customer service corner is...
Who worked the hardest?
So, please announce it.
I'll announce it!
Today's customer service corner is...
Yamada-chan!
At the end...
I did this and that, but Meghezlin kept coming forward.
Ah, I see.
Meghehen.
I'm Meghehen.
Tsujimoto Kiyomika.
Eko-tarehehen. Eko-tarehehen.
Now, the ending song.
Yamada-chan, it's been a while, right?
It's been a while.
You got the microphone wrong.
You said it was the fifth microphone.
You got the microphone wrong.
Now, everyone, please stand by.
The ending song is...
I'm sure you're all looking forward to it.
That's right.
It's here you can listen to the song.
You can dance and express yourself.
That's right! I want to see it!
It might be released here.
Now, let's go.
Yamada-chan will be in the center.
Please listen to today's ending song and say goodbye.
Now, please!
Jabaja
Say Jabaja!
Jabaja!
Inzagun, yeah!
Take a deep breath
But let's forget about the unpleasant things
Even in this pitch black summer where there aren't even any stars
The night dawns from a distant sky
After midnight, everyone will be reborn.
Put it in an old beat and connect it, connect it, connect it, yeah!
Life is a loop of good and bad things
Let's close our eyes and dance, jabba jabunky night, oh, yeah!
- Good job! - Jaba-chan's expressiveness!
- Right? - Amazing!
- How was it? - When I saw you before...
- When you saw me before, you were even more amazing! - Hahaha!
- Why do you say that?! - Because you were even more amazing!
- Everyone around you was very impressed! - That's right!
What does "jabajan" mean?
- It's "jabajan," but it doesn't have a meaning. - Oh, it doesn't have a meaning?
- It's like "everyone's thoughts and feelings." - "Everyone's thoughts and feelings."
- "Jaba jaba" is the title. - "Jaba jaba" is a cute song, isn't it?
- "Jaba jaba" is a cute song, isn't it?
This has been Team 8's interview with AKB48!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!