AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team 8 Kansai people...
♪ In Team 8 ♪
♪ In AKB48 ♪
♪ Among all idols ♪
♪ We want to be ♪
♪ No. 1 ♪
♪ We secretly support you ♪
♪ Kansai people, let's go! ♪
Today, we gave you an opening song in Enka style!
- Did you get it? - It's difficult!
No, no, no!
Since you're busy and don't have much time to sleep...
...it's Miki and her team!
I have time to sleep.
Please sleep well.
If you don't sleep, things like this will happen.
Enka style?
- Which side? - No, no, no!
♪ Love, love again ♪
♪ Love me again ♪
I'm sorry, but today's song is like a man's blanket.
Stop it!
It's not even a new song!
It's not "that" song!
Everyone, please stand up!
With this song, Team 8 Kansai people will unite...
...and secretly aim for No. 1 in various ways...
...so that the members of other areas won't find out!
- Let's do our best! - Yeah!
- Did you get it? - Yeah!
- As the members who worked the hardest today, we'll give you a prize! - I'm happy! - Good luck! - I did it!
- Yamata-chan, you're off work today as well, but you don't get tired easily, do you? - I'm happy!
- Peso, peso, peso. - Peso, peso, eh? But that's for December!
- What month is it now? It's April! - It's April!
- April...it's already April 13th... - Oh!
- You're 32 years old now! - That's right!
- 32 years old! - 32 years old!
- Um...to say it myself is sad! - Because no one will say it for me!
- No one will say it for me! - No, up until now, everyone has been saying something like "congratulations" or something like that, but to say it myself...
- There's nothing written on the sign or on the script! - That's right!
- You're just like that! - That's why you should say it for yourself! - That's right!
- April 13th is your birthday! - Thank you! - Congratulations! - Thank you!
- 42 years old! - 42 years old! - You're 42 years old now! - 42 years old!
- If you're 42 and you're on M!ONE, I don't like it! - No, no!
- You're young and you say it! - Young and you say it? That's weird!
- Now, let's have a small talk with the members! - Yes!
- First, Onishi-chan, Hama-chan and Luka-chan! - Yes! - Thank you for coming! - Yes!
- I'm looking forward to the small talk, so... - What is it?
- This is where it feels good! Ah! Shall we go right away? - Yes!
- Small talk! Now, start!
- Yes! The country Onishi would like to visit is...
- Guam in America! - Guam!
- Now, AKB48 is... Ah! Ah! AKB48 is going... - It's a little different!
- ...to Guam and is shooting a commercial for Instagram, so... - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- ...if you'd like, please go to Guam! - Please!
- Guam! - Guam!
I see. Next, Hama-chan, please!
Yes, I'm Hama, but the country I'd like to visit is...
Japan!
- Huh? - Why Japan?
- Why Japan? Well... - Over here.
I really love Japan,
and I'd like to go to Kyogo, Hokkaido, and Okinawa in particular!
- You're going there? - Next, Luka-chan, please!
Yes, I'm Yamamoto Luka. Yes, the country I'd like to visit is...
- America! - America!
- I'd like to go there, but... - You've been there?
Yes, I've been staying at home in America for a few days during the summer break.
It's really fun, and the people there are really nice,
and I think my English has improved a lot,
so I'd like to go back to America and do something like studying abroad!
- Yes! - Yes!
I see, America.
- America was popular. - Yes, it was.
- Is there a country you'd like to visit? - Me?
- Yes. - Ah, Africa!
Africa... I'd like you to go to a country, but it's still a region.
- Well, over there... - You're on the same level as me, right?
- I'd like you to go to a country! - No, I'd like to see animals and nature!
- Like savannah and safari! - Ah...
- Well... - Then go to a safari park!
- Are you going to Africa on purpose? - No, no, it's already bought!
- Ah, like a wild animal! - Like a wild animal!
Let's see how strong wild animals can be!
Say it! Your talk is over!
Let's start with this!
Secretly bringing it in project!
In this segment, the members will secretly bring in projects that won't be covered in other programs.
What kind of project is it? Let's call in the star of the show.
- This person, please come in! - Please come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Oh, are you Minion? Minion? - No, no, no, no. I'm not Minion.
- Are you Minion? - No, I'm not.
- What are you? - I am...
- I'm called Naogoro-san. - Naogoro-san?
- Yes. - Naogoro-san?
Whenever you do something like this, you always become a character.
- You always become a character. - It's embarrassing if you don't.
- Yes, I'm called Naogoro-san. - What kind of project is it, Naogoro-san?
- Naogoro-san, I mean, what kind of project are you doing today? - Yes!
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'll announce it!
- Naogoro-san's "Animal-touching crown"! - Oh my!
- What does that mean? - I see!
- It's like Mutsugoro-san, isn't it? - That's right!
- Naogoro-san on the other hand! - Yes, that's Naogoro-san.
- Mutsugoro-san likes animals, but you don't like animals... - That's right.
- You don't like them at all... - Oh my!
- And you're scared of them... I think they're cute, but you can't touch them...
- And you can't feel the distance... You should keep them at a distance like this. - Really?
- What about dogs and cats? - Dogs are cute, too, but...
- What? What are you doing? - I don't know how to touch them, either...
- What are you scared of? - When I was little, my grandpa bought me a dog...
- And he was petting it like this... And I was petting it like this...
- But all of a sudden... - Oh, you do that, don't you?
- And I got scared of it... - Oh, you do that, don't you?
- I can't touch horses anymore... - I see...
- You don't like animals, but you can't touch horses... - That's right...
- So I thought it would be nice if I could touch horses... - That's right!
- So I came up with this project! - Thank you!
- I saw on your Instagram that you feed animals... - That's right!
- So I thought I'd do it... - That's right!
- To make Naogoro-san touch animals... - That's right!
- I'd like to start with Shoho's Shohok! - That's right!
- Yes! - Shoho's Shohok!
- I'm kidding! - No, you're not!
- Today we're using real animals... - I'm kidding!
- So we'll have you go all the way to touching them! - Yes!
- All right! - Let's go!
- How does it feel? - I'm nervous!
- I'm nervous about touching them and touching their hands... - I'm curious about that!
- Can you touch me first? - Can you touch me?
- Of course I can! - Why can't you, Chichan?
- You say you can, Chichan! - You're not brave enough!
- I'll kill you if you touch me! - I don't want that!
- Let's go! - Yes! - The first step is to get used to being an animal-like human!
- Let's get used to being an animal-like human! - I'm scared! - Me too!
- Come on out! - Come on out!
- I feel like I've seen you recently! - That's right!
- Let's start by petting them! - Yes! - That's a good idea!
- Let's start with Asec, who loves cats! - Yes! - Asec is petting a cat! - Yes, I'm petting a cat!
- How does it feel? - Cats are the cutest when you feed them! - Cats are so cute!
- Do you have two cats? - Yes, I do!
- Cats are so cute! - Cats, please stand by!
- You don't know how to pet a cat, do you? - No, I don't! Where should I touch? - I don't know where you should touch!
- Asec, please! - Yes!
Hello! Wow, you're so cute!
What's up? What's up? Hmm? Where did you come from?
What's up? How were you born?
Are you a boy or a girl? What's up?
What's your name?
- You have feelings for me? - You have feelings for me?
- I really do! I really do!
- How about something else? - Eh?
- Do you want to eat? Do you want to eat? - No, no!
- You're the type that makes "yes" "yes" - YES!
You're the type of cat that makes "yes" "yes"
- Do you want to eat? - Meow!
Do you want to eat? Could you say "meow"?
- Meow! - Ah, you can't say that...
- Little cat! Little cat! - Do you think inside?
- Little cat? - I don't know if you're joking but...
Meow, meow, meow.
I want you to make a face you want.
I want you to make a face you want. A cute face.
A face you want. A cute face.
A face you asked for.
A face you asked for. If it's cute, will you give it to me?
Can you hear me saying "really"?
From here...
To the house next door.
To the house next door. If you make a cute face...
Meow, meow, meow.
A cute face from the camera.
I want you to make a cute face.
Meow.
I won't give it to you.
It's not cute.
It's not done yet, so I won't give it to you.
What about the cat next door?
The cat next door?
It's cute.
This one.
This one?
This one is alive and well.
It's used to it.
What is it?
I want you to say "cute" in three letters.
"Cute" in three letters.
I want you to say "cute" in three letters.
"Cute" in three letters.
Three!
Two!
One!
Aizu! Aizu is cute!
You might be able to say "cute" in three letters!
Three! Two! One!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She is from Kansai!
She's not cute at all.
She wasn't cute at all.
She was like a Kansai cat.
Show us one last time.
Show us your cute face.
Mi...
Mi... Mikan.
I'm going to throw this away.
She was cute.
She put out her hand.
She's like a cat.
Do you want to try it too, Okoro?
Do you think she's a cat?
Do you think she's a cat? Do you think she's a cat?
Let's say she's a dog.
A dog is energetic unlike a cat.
A cat is quiet.
A dog is quiet.
That dog has a bug on its nose.
A dog has a bug on its nose?
It's not a bug, it's a bug.
It's a bug. It's a bug.
It's a bug.
Give her a chair.
How are you?
She's not used to it.
How are you?
Turn your back.
Give me your hand.
Turn your back.
You were fast, Luka-chan.
She's cute.
The girl next to her is cute.
Can I give you more instructions?
Yes, you can.
Okay.
Three cool words.
Three cool words by Luka-chan.
Three cool words.
Please.
Three, two, one.
roke
That's cool.
What about you, Luka-chan?
Ok, 1, 2, 3...
4 letters that stimulate you.
That's difficult!
4 letters that stimulate you?
I beg you!
4 letters that stimulate you?
3, 2, 1...
Thermometer.
It's so big.
That's how you say it.
You did a good job.
I did a good job.
You can pet it more.
Are you happy about it?
Keep chasing it.
Help me.
What? Help me?
Let's ask for help.
I don't like it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Look at it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Go back, go back.
Go, go, go!
This way, this way!
Not doing anything in particular.
Time's up!
This is bad.
But what do you think?
You're doing it like an animal.
But what do you want to do when you're stuck like this?
What do you want me to do?
Good, good, good.
You're so cute.
I want you to scratch the back of my ear.
Like this.
I want you to scratch it like this.
Damn it!
Hey, stop it!
This is bad.
I'm the one who cares about you the most!
No!
Wait, am I the first one to get used to it?
I'm the worst.
I want to eat chocolate and smell good.
With cacao, right?
With cacao and a good smell.
You have to get used to it here, okay?
I'm getting used to it.
How is it?
I'm getting used to it.
I don't like it when you come at me like that.
When you come at me like that, I don't know what you want me to do.
Dogs are innocent.
They come at you.
They come at you like this.
Yes.
You have to deal with it properly now.
I threw the ball.
There are dogs who go for the ball, but there are also dogs who don't.
I see.
There are many kinds of dogs.
It's difficult.
On the contrary, dogs who are wary of you are useful.
Yes.
Now, let's move on to the next step.
After getting used to it, let's become your own animal and study how animals feel.
I see.
Naogoro-san, please become a cat.
Naogoro-san.
One person.
Naogoro-san.
Naogoro-san, isn't it good?
Naogoro-san.
Are you going to dress like this?
No, it's not like this.
It's not like this.
It's good.
Naogoro-san, please become a cat.
To become a cat, you can watch cat videos that are very popular on YouTube.
I see.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yes.
Please take a look at this.
Yes.
Have you seen this before?
This...
Ah!
Cats...
I see it a lot.
They go into the double.
Ah, they go in like this.
They go in like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
You see this a lot, don't you?
Yes.
This video...
Is there a reason for this?
There is a proper reason for this.
There is a reason for doing this.
Yes.
Cats like to go into small spaces.
When you see a small space, you feel like there is no prey that you can feed on.
They go in like this and go away.
Does your cat do the same?
My cat is amazing.
It comes out covered in dust.
Ah, I see.
It's cute.
Yes, it's cute.
Dawa-san, do you know what this feeling is like?
Yes, I do.
I think it will disappear.
Do you know what a cat feels like?
Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Hama-cat.
It's like this.
Let's get lost for a bit and walk in.
Yes, yes. Let's go with the flow.
Yes.
Well then, Hana-chan, please.
She's walking in.
She seems like she wants to go in.
Make her want to go in.
She's making her want to go in.
Haruto is...
She went in!
She's cute!
She's cute?!
Look at the camera.
This is cute.
This is good.
Look at the camera.
Make a cute face.
This is good.
This is cute.
Can you make it cuter?
This is good.
This is cute.
Let's do it.
You are good at this.
This is your stage.
This is cool.
Let's do it.
You are good.
You are peeking.
Peek.
Let's go in together.
I don't like it.
You...
You know how to treat men.
You are cute.
Let's do it together.
Let's do it at the same time.
Wait a minute.
I'm getting nervous.
Wait a minute.
I'm talking like a dog.
Wait a minute.
You don't like it.
Let's go, Joachim and Niki.
Let's go.
You can't go in.
This way.
At the same time.
Go in.
Go up and down.
Get used to it.
Don't stop right before.
You don't have to break it.
Go in.
You are cute.
You are an idol.
Naogoro.
You are cute.
You are an idol.
Let's go.
Naogoro.
You are cute.
This angle is cute.
Let's go in together.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Come out.
What are you doing?
It's hard for people like Momo to do it.
Why is it hard for you?
Let's go in together.
What are you doing?
What was that?
It's scary.
It's standing with the wind.
What are you doing?
Show your cuteness.
You don't need to be embarrassed.
Why are you embarrassed?
What are you doing?
Don't be embarrassed.
It's the worst.
It's the worst idol program.
It's the worst.
What are you doing?
You don't have to do it.
Hama is laughing.
Hama laughs when you poop.
That's fine.
Show your cuteness.
It's embarrassing.
Let's do it one more time.
You don't have to do it.
You can do it yourself.
It's Kyoto.
Thank you.
You got closer.
What?
You got closer.
That's right.
Kimissi.
Not Kimissi.
You should have done a Kyoto accent.
I added "na."
You should have done "hanari hanari."
Hanari hanari.
You should have done "yasashi yasashi."
What?
You did it randomly.
I understand how you feel.
Right?
I understand how you feel.
Nice, nice, nice.
You managed to get closer.
Yes.
Cats and dogs feel the same way.
Right, right.
But it's a simulation.
You should get used to it little by little.
Are there any other scary people?
Like dogs and cats.
Are there people like that?
I'm scared of big dogs.
You're scared of them?
Yes.
Is it okay for small dogs?
Yes, they're cute.
Oh, they're cute.
I see.
Is it okay for you, Ruka?
I like dogs, but I'm scared of cats.
That happens.
There are many people like that.
But I'm scared of cats.
Right.
Cats are like "gunyaa!"
I'm scared of that.
It's the nature of cats.
I'm a big fan of you, Kayushi-san.
Oh, really?
I love cats.
I see.
I hope you'll get used to it.
Yes, yes, of course.
There are photos of idols, right?
I'm getting dizzy.
Maybe it's a cat allergy.
No, it's not.
If you wear this, you won't have a cat allergy.
I don't think people will touch this.
Right.
There are photos of dogs and cats.
Right. I didn't know about that.
Dogs and cats together.
It's cute.
Now, let's touch some animals.
Since we're done with cute things, let's touch some realistic animals.
Are you ready?
It's nothing scary.
You can touch shrimps and so on.
Here it is!
Go ahead!
Hello!
You are so cute!
Let me see you!
You are really cute!
Let me touch you!
What is your name?
Kirara-chan!
You are so cute!
You are so beautiful!
You are so quiet!
You are so cute!
Are you angry?
What's wrong?
Come here!
Let me touch you!
You are so cute!
Can I stroke your head?
Yes, yes!
Not like this!
Wait!
What?
Not like this!
Look!
You are so cute!
Like a bone!
Stop it!
Like a bone!
Seriously!
You are so cute!
You are so cute, but I don't know how to touch you!
I want you to touch me like this!
Is it okay?
You can touch me anywhere!
Here I go!
You are so cute!
Don't be so quiet!
I totally understand you!
Look! You are so cute!
Is it okay if we hug you?
How can we hug you?
Sieg Heil!
Stop!
You're wrong!
Why did you say it was wrong?
You're okay, right, Kirara-chan? You're cute!
You're so cute!
You're so quiet!
You're so cute!
Hug me!
You're so cute!
Where do you want me to hold you?
Let's sit down.
Put her on your lap.
What should I do?
She's flying!
She's so cute!
Do you have a studio?
What should I use?
You're so cute!
She might touch you.
She's so cute!
She might touch you.
Hold her like this.
Hold her arms like this.
Like this?
Hold her like this.
And push her butt.
Like this.
Put her on your lap.
I'll hold her.
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
One, two...
No, not like that!
Hold her like this.
And push her butt.
Right hand?
Hold her butt with your left hand.
Hold her butt with your left hand!
Do you understand?
Hold her butt with your right hand.
See?
She's so cute!
So cute!
Cute!
So cute!
She's looking at you from under the camera.
You're smart, Kirara!
Thank you!
So cute!
I want to hug you!
So cute!
What's your name?
Coipoodle!
Cute!
So cute!
You've gotten used to it!
So cute!
She's so quiet!
So smart!
How is it?
We went back to Kyoto together.
Your house has changed, hasn't it?
She's so cute!
So cute!
Can you touch me?
It's like a zoo.
I'm so happy!
You couldn't touch me, right?
No, I couldn't!
It was out of reach.
Not for more than a meter.
I didn't know what to do.
You're so cute!
I'm so happy!
It's perfect!
You've totally transformed!
You've expanded!
Exactly!
You're so cute!
You've changed the air conditioning and everything.
You have such a pleasant face.
Thank you, Hirara-chan!
And with that, this has been Nagoro-san's kingdom that won't be taken over!
And with that, please enjoy the other members' cosplay toys!
And now, Serika-chan and Oto-chan, please!
Oto-chan, this is for you.
Hirara will keep it.
Goodbye! Goodbye!
Thank you!
Say goodbye! Say goodbye to Hirara-chan!
Thank you very much!
Say goodbye!
There you go! She said goodbye!
I'm sorry!
I did it!
And with that, please enjoy the cosplay talk!
Go ahead!
Yes! I'm Nagano Serika!
The country I would like to secretly visit is...
France!
But I really like macarons!
And so...
Those macarons...
I'd like to go and buy them!
I'd like to go and see the macaron tower!
- Macaron tower, right? - Yes!
Yay!
Now, shall we continue with Ota-chan?
Ota-chan, please go ahead!
The country I'd like to visit is Canada!
Because I really like maple cookies...
I'd like to eat the real thing and go to Canada!
- Canada, right? - Yes!
- Why? - Canada...
- Maple cookies? - Maple...
- Which cookie?
It's a maple-flavored cookie...
But it has some kind of cream inside...
- I'd like to eat it and... - You'd like it and...
You'd like to eat it in real life...
- The real maple cookie, right? - I'd like to eat it!
- Maybe there's one in Canada too! - Oh!
- There is! - There is!
- There is one in Canada too! - There is one in Canada too!
- I'm looking forward to it! - Yes!
- How was it, Wan-chan? - It was good!
- I feel like I can touch it now! - Yes!
But, really, I think that Kirara-chan is really quiet...
- She really accepted me... - She's smart!
- She's not the kind of person who would hug me like that... - Yes!
- She's quiet... - Yes! She's a quiet girl!
Now, let's continue!
Secretly! Illusions and reality!
Idols who are hidden in their real life!
Yes!
We did it!
- We did it! We did it last time! - We did it last time!
- We did it last time!
- About the popularity... - Yes!
- We thought we'd do it again this time! - About the popularity...
- We couldn't do it last time! - We couldn't do it last time!
Yes!
It's a video where we hide the members behind various themes of "monija".
"monija" has been delusional about you guys since yesterday.
I'm delusional about you guys.
Is it okay for me to see you guys?
Because it was exactly the same last time.
If you put on glasses and do it, it's exactly the same as when you were delusional.
I didn't expect it.
But I'm sure you'll betray me this time.
This time, too!
The theme of "monija" is "super mouth cosplay".
A woman can change a lot of things just by putting on makeup or one-night stands.
I hope you'll enjoy it.
I'm going to show you what I'm wearing and delusional about you guys for one night.
After that, I'm going to show you guys in person.
I'd like to verify how different delusion and reality are.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Shall we get started?
The first theme is...
The first theme is "If you wear a muffler, earrings and gloves, you'll be cute."
What do you think?
I like winter women.
Oh, I see.
I don't like summer women. I like women who wear mufflers.
Why do you like them?
I don't like women who wear mufflers.
I see.
Without mufflers?
Yes, without mufflers.
But I like them.
I see.
I like girls who say "It's cold."
Why do you like girls like that?
I don't like girls like that.
Oh, you don't like girls like that.
I like girls who say "It's cute."
Let's see your delusion ranking.
Let me show you my ranking.
Let's go!
1st place is Ota-chan.
2nd place is Onishi-chan.
3rd place is Fuka-chan.
4th place is Serika-chan.
5th place is Hama-chan.
I'm surprised.
Please line up.
1st place is Ota-chan.
She is the oldest member and she is an adult woman.
She is an adult woman with a scarf.
I want you to see that.
That's good.
2nd place is Onishi-chan.
Can I say this?
I'm happy.
I've seen her 4 or 5 times.
That's right.
3rd place is Luka-chan.
Luka-chan is full of energy but she wants to protect you.
I see.
There is a gap like this.
Please use it.
4th place is Serika-chan.
Serika-chan and Onishi-chan have similar types.
She is an adult woman with a scarf.
I see.
I want you to see what kind of charm she has.
Lastly, Hama-chan.
Hama-chan has a scarf around her mouth.
She has a scarf around her mouth.
That's right.
I can't imagine it.
You don't usually wear a scarf.
I don't usually wear a scarf.
Even if it's cold?
She is energetic.
She is an energetic elementary school student.
But she only wears gloves.
She doesn't wear gloves at all.
Saburi is also talking a lot. Her lips are blue.
But first place is Nao-chan. How do you feel?
I'm happy, but I don't think it suits me at all.
That's right. But you do look like a woman, don't you, Nao-chan?
Am I a woman?
Hama-chan is 5th place.
Earlier, too.
Oh, I see.
Hama-chan, do you usually wear eye mask?
Eye mask? It gets in my mouth, doesn't it?
But you don't wear gloves or other items, do you?
I do wear gloves.
That's right.
That's a bit of a relief.
I've said it before, but this is the best chance for you to recover.
It means "richest".
That's right.
Don't ever think of it as a loss.
Don't think of it as a loss.
Be positive.
I chose 5th place, so don't be depressed.
I know how you feel, but don't be depressed.
Now, let's go.
"Richest".
Now, if you actually wear eye mask, we'll see if you rank higher or lower.
First of all, from 3rd place.
5th place.
Please stand by.
Go ahead.
"Richest".
This is...
I think I know how you feel.
I think these two will rank higher or lower.
"Richest" is...
This is...
This type of...
She seems to be good at it.
I'm glad you say it like this.
I was in a cold position until now.
I don't think so.
I'm happy.
Of course you think you are cute.
Even if you are like this, I want you to do it without being embarrassed.
You will be embarrassed soon.
I'm not good at it.
You only do it in a pro-wrestling match.
I'm not good at cute things.
I can do cool things.
You look like you are going to be embarrassed.
You are funny.
No, I'm serious. I want you to watch me.
Are you good at it?
Yes, I can do it.
Are you serious?
Do you do it, too?
No, I don't.
I was chosen.
You were chosen.
I do it.
Are you serious?
You are amazing.
You don't have to be good at it.
You want to see it.
I see.
Do you wear a scarf?
Do you usually wear a scarf?
I do.
I do it in winter.
It suits you.
I like girls who wear a scarf in school uniforms.
I see.
I like girls with long hair and wearing a scarf from the outside of their hair.
I see.
I like it.
I see.
I like the scene of Gucky's melting case.
I see.
Barbara's scarf.
That is...
Why do you like it?
I don't know.
I don't know why you like it.
Don't you think it is pretty?
No, it is not pretty.
It is not pretty.
The fluffy scarf is cute.
A scarf reminds you of a guy you like.
It reminds you of a guy you like.
You like this kind of glove more than the scarf you wear in school.
That's it.
You like it more than the scarf you wear in school.
You like this.
Let's have the fifth place, Hama-chan, come on up!
Say something when you come up.
Cute!
Nice!
Cute!
Warm me up!
Nice!
I can't hear you at all.
Oh, really?
You can't hear me now?
I can.
I can hear you!
Let's move on.
Next up is the fourth place, Terika-chan!
Come on up!
Ah, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold.
Nice!
You're wearing white clothes!
Ah!
Ey!
Yay!
You threw it! You threw it! You threw it!
Ey!
Cute!
Boo!
Ah!
Boo! Ah! It's been a long time.
Hahaha!
It's late.
The second place! The third place is Luka-chan!
It's good!
It's cold!
It's a bit sad!
It's good!
Luka-chan!
It's good, isn't it, everyone?
It's a bit sad, isn't it?
It's good!
Please line up!
It's good!
It's really good!
How about you, Hama-chan?
Hama-chan!
It's surprisingly good!
Hama-chan, do you like it?
Hama-chan, it's good!
I didn't know how to wear the scarf...
It's good to wear it like this!
It's good!
It's cute!
It's really good!
It's cute!
How about you, Terika-chan?
Terika-chan!
It's white!
It's good!
It really looks like you're wearing it!
I can't hear you!
Can you move a little bit?
It's good!
The twin-tail is just right!
It's good!
It's really good!
Luka-chan, it's good, too!
Don't kick me!
It's good!
I like it!
Who should I wear it with?
It's not like that!
I decided with this!
It's not like they really like you.
It's like they really like me, but they're not doing it together like this!
When was the last time you liked me?
What did you do?
Money?
No, no, no!
Money? Is it money?
It was money!
Yes!
I'm surprised! Was it money?
It was money!
I can give you that!
I'm surprised! Was it money?
Was it money?
It was money!
But it's good!
This is what we wanted to do in our delusions.
The hardest part is getting first and second place.
We know how hard it is for you.
It's not easy to overcome this hurdle.
The other three have overcome it easily.
It's perfect.
Hama-chan is really good.
I did it!
How old are you, Hama-chan?
I'm sixteen.
Sixteen, right?
I'm looking forward to it, Hama-chan.
You still have five years to go.
I'm fine.
Next up is...
Onishi-chan!
Please come out.
Come out!
I did it!
Then, hug me and warm me up.
Cute! Cute! Cute!
She's cute! Really! She's an amazing woman!
Next up is Oda-chan! Please come out!
It's cold, so will you warm me up?
I did it!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
It's good!
It's good! Everyone has a scarf and it's good!
I wanted Oda-chan to do it in a softer way.
I see!
It's not like this in my image.
I can't think of it like this either.
I'm borrowing my boyfriend's scarf.
That's it!
I'm borrowing my boyfriend's scarf!
That's it!
I didn't spend this much time here.
That's great!
You're making me happy!
That's it!
Look, she's getting excited.
We're happy.
Really?
You look like you're having fun.
That's good.
That's right.
What did you say, Onishi-chan?
It's cold, so hug me and warm me up.
Why is a woman on top of me?
I'm scared.
I can't reach you like this.
That's right!
Where?
Kyoto station!
When I was walking in Kyoto station, a woman was following me.
She kept following me.
What did you say?
She's Onishi's mother.
I thought you said "she's his mother," so it was complicated.
I thought you said "hug me and warm me up."
I see.
Let's move on to the final judge.
Onishi-chan, please make a ranking.
I don't have one.
Who has one?
Luka-chan's mother has one, right?
She has one.
Right?
Onishi-chan has one, too.
Yes, Onishi-chan has one.
I want to meet all of you, but I want to say hello to your parents.
Thank you for taking care of me.
Thank you.
I want to meet you.
Onishi-chan's mother looks like you.
She does.
But you look like her.
But I didn't wear any makeup at the time.
You look like a beautiful mother.
A very beautiful mother.
Have you decided?
Yes, I have.
You have?
I'm sorry.
It was decided quickly.
Yes, it was decided quickly.
Now, I will announce the actual ranking.
Here it is!
Bye!
1st place is Hama-chan, 2nd place is Ota-chan, 3rd place is Serika-chan, 4th place is Luka-chan, and 5th place is Onishi-chan!
Now, please stand in line.
One of you is really mad.
Let's start with 1st place.
1st place is Hama-chan.
Hama-chan is good!
Good! Very good!
When I was a student, I absolutely didn't like her.
She is 1st place from 5th place.
Amazing!
She has hidden her potential.
What is "potential"?
Write it in your dictionary.
She is 16 years old and has high quality.
I am happy.
And 2nd place is Ota-chan.
Honestly, Ota-chan, when you came out, you were the worst.
What?
Honestly, when you came out...
What?
Again?
Yes.
Just one word of Asahi-kun.
Ah!
You borrowed your boyfriend's scarf and screamed like this!
If you did that, 2nd place is me!
Your advice...
If you think like that, it's really good.
I see.
Yes.
And finally, 3rd place is...
Serika-chan!
Rank up!
That's right!
This is reversed.
Ah, that's right!
These two.
Luka-chan was good.
Luka-chan was good, but Serika-chan...
Her skin is white and her atmosphere is just right.
I see.
Also, this patch.
It's just right.
It's great.
3rd and 4th place.
4th...
It's good!
Luka-chan is...
This is pretty good!
Yes, good!
Up to 4th place, it's good!
What?
Up to 4th place, it's good!
I see.
And 5th place is...
Um...
You're overdoing it.
You're too excited.
You're too excited when you attack.
You're too excited.
What?
You're too excited.
Who told you to say that?
You're too excited.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm glad.
I'm glad, too.
I'm scared.
She'll say something here and there later.
Your mother's voice is a little different.
Because she's a monkey.
So, if you wear a muffler and gloves,
here is the ranking of members who will be cute.
Yay!
Right?
Yay!
Now, let's move on to the next theme.
The next theme is...
The ranking of members who will be cute if you wear an ear plug.
Ear plugs?
What do you think about a cold?
After all...
I put it on for you.
Oh!
After all, it's cold when you're weak.
It's cold. It's cold.
Then I'll warm it up for you.
I'm curious about it.
I see.
First of all, Onision, please announce the dream ranking.
Yes.
The first dream ranking is...
There it is!
1st is Ota-chan, 2nd is Luka-chan, 3rd is Onishi- chan, 4th is Hamachi-chan, 5th is Serika-chan.
1st is Ota-chan.
Ota-chan again!
You're strong!
Ota-chan's forehead looks good on you.
I see!
Her forehead looks good on you.
Beautiful forehead.
How about Luka-chan?
Luka-chan is so energetic but she has a cold and I'm worried about her.
I see!
Why do you say that?
I see!
And Onishi-chan.
Onishi-chan also has a hard time because of her showroom.
I see!
Please show us your weakness.
I see!
And Hamachi-chan.
Hamachi-chan is also energetic.
I see!
I want to see her cold.
5th is Serika-chan.
Serika-chan doesn't raise her bangs.
I see!
She looks like she has a mustache every day.
Let's see if she really has a cold.
First, 3rd and 5th.
Please stand by.
Please.
You'll change after getting a scarf.
Yes.
You'll change even if you have a cold.
I haven't realized my feelings yet.
I haven't been 1st for a while.
I hope you'll answer me.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
I really don't like it.
What is it you don't like?
I don't like exclamations and things like that.
It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing!
Do you want me to say an exclamation?
Yes.
Do you want me to say an exclamation?
Warm me up to my back.
What?
Warm you up to my back?
It's not my back.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Onishi-chan, warm you up to your back?
It's about your back.
Warm you up to your back?
It's not easy to warm you up to your back.
Warm you up to your back?
I'm getting nervous.
You don't have to say anything.
You don't know how to do it, do you?
You can do it.
Come on!
Terika-chan, Terika-chan.
Come on!
You're passionate.
No, I'm energetic.
Energetic and passionate.
Nice.
Help me!
She's definitely weird.
Come on!
I'm Hama-chan.
Come on!
I'm Hachibu, 38 years old.
You're pretty energetic.
You're pretty passionate.
You're pretty energetic, Onishi-chan.
Come on!
Hey, hey, can I kiss you and show you because you caught a cold?
What are you doing?
I've decided that I'm going with this.
What are you doing?
I want to see Onishi's strong determination!
I'm going to beat you up!
Go! Do whatever you want!
We are Onishi!
Sorry!
Onishi, you can do it!
I'm sorry!
I don't know how important it is!
But I was moved by your attitude!
Sorry!
Why? Why? Kiss me and show me!
I thought you caught a cold, so can I kiss you and show you?
Onishi is going with this!
Everyone just heard it, but Onishi is going with this!
She's been practicing Kansai dialect for a long time!
That's why I'm going with this!
I'm going with this!
That's good!
I'm about to cry!
That effort!
Next up is Luka-chan!
Luka-chan, please show us!
Go!
When you were working, you were working on a fire.
I had a fever.
What kind of attitude is that?
Working on a fire!
You were working hard on a fire!
She said the same thing! Working on a fire!
That's good!
Next up is Ota-chan!
Ota-chan, please show us!
I caught a cold.
Can you stay with me just for today?
Shut up!
You can do it!
What's with you?!
Last judge, please!
Wait a minute!
That was good!
That's what the viewers want to see!
There's one person who went too far!
But that was really good!
The best!
Ota-chan, you got over it, right?
Yes.
That was good.
Hama-chan, you were good too.
Thank you.
Everyone is good.
The real ranking has been decided!
Please announce the real ranking!
Here it is!
1st place is Ota-chan!
2nd place is Ota-chan!
3rd place is Serika-chan!
4th place is Luka-chan!
1st place is definitely Onishi-chan!
Why is that?!
It's because of Onishi-chan's firm determination!
That's right!
That's perfect!
Ota-chan is also in 1st place!
That's right!
3rd and 4th place are doing well!
5th place is Hama-chan!
Hama-chan's expectations are narrow!
Her expectations are narrow!
She's barely in 1st place!
I thought she'd be in 2nd or 3rd place!
That's all for today!
Lastly, let's move on to today's secret center!
I want it!
Who worked the hardest for today's secret center?
Asahi-kun, please announce it!
I'll announce it!
Today's secret center is...
Please, today...
Today...
Eh?! She finally chose me!
It's Onishi-chan!
Why is it Onishi-chan?!
It's because of her firm determination!
Ota-chan was also close!
She had a lot of confidence!
She's definitely in 1st place!
If she's in 1st place, then...
I'm going with this!
That's what Onishi-chan declared!
Everyone, please stand by!
That was amazing!
Ota-chan, you can say that again!
The last one was really good!
It was really good!
I did it!
What did you say?
I forgot!
What did you say?
I forgot!
She forgot!
Everyone, please stand by!
That was Onishi-chan's song for today!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
Amano jack butter, from the bottom of my heart
Amano jack butter, I jumped and flew away
Amano jack butter, I had a boring dream
Amano jack butter...
Study, study, you'll lose motivation as soon as you start
Clean up your room, you'll want to mess it up
Don't touch your phone, I'll text you until morning
Don't toy with myself, just act like you left and hang out again
Pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon
Jumping into news centers, becoming a luxury
In the space for seconds, widening the gap
We can both live, whether one or both of us
Adults say everything is idle
Referencing a молодome person is difficult
You won't understand, even if I tell you
Even if you tell me you like me, I don't want to say it like that.
- What? - If you tell me you like me, I don't want to say it like that.
Right is left, and up is down.
Sometimes.
I want to meet you again.
Goodbye.
Congratulations on your audition.